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>>223404941Next time you should add takeaway and put a random kebab shop
hmm which needlessly convoluted and confusing period of british british history (simplified) should i really sink my teeth into lads?
One such girl in the pub today, obviously on the younger side and with her parents. Was trying to work out if she was an adult or not. Saw what she was drinking, part of me thinking it's an Aspall, light colour and that. Likely was a lemonade. But she was tall, you know? Like 5'7. But they are like that now, aren't they? But her face was just that bit too dainty and her body that bit too lithe, and she was with the 'rents, as I say. Lord, I hope she was at least near to being 18 so I'm not a complete nonce, but some of them just mature so fast. Sat on a stool at the bar with no back too, in a little black top and black shorts, so you know, you got the whole view of her bottom perched on there. Table of olds sat behind, I'm sure she must feel the gaze of the old farts. You can't really blame them, and you can't blame her for being ill at ease.Regardless, she COULD have been of age. Well, of age for a drink or at least of age legally by our AOC. If she were lower, I think I'm just falling into the trap of eyeing up these lanky bloody girls. Fucking hormones in the food.
just wasted a whole sunday posting here and feel grim lol
what about a kebrap shop?
>>223404974add this + link to the met police
>>223404953
>>223404991good idealink to the met police for any posts like this >>223404982
Do you love your mother?
>>223404922She certainly didn't look like that la. Nary a swelling on the chest.
scobie fuck off
had a very big laugh at the OP
r flo
>>223404953need that hat
setting random electric vehicles on fire as a joke
Collect my pages
>>223405022Stop making up characters.
me and the gf
>>223405030dont like her on NTS
>>223405047we're not buying your substack
>>223404982sup scobie
>>223405058why not? she's one of the best they have
God I don't know how much she remembers. She didn't even hug me, just my mum. I let her watch me pee a couple of times. Yes she's seen me erect. Nothing doing beyond that. I mean, she smiled at me. I did nothing to you ok.
dollymong melty
>>223404941where's the question of the thread
Noticing how the extreme right (whether fascist or islamist) always targets innocent civilians, children, parties, schools, concerts, etcMeanwhile the extreme left always targets politicians, billionaires, CEOs Very curious pattern
The Boriswave was needed because of Brexit but rorke will never admit that
>>223405080you be quiet
>>223405097well yeah cos all the politicians, billionaires, ceos are all right wing
>>223405080for me its the early bird show with spirit blue
>>223405053norman ugly horseface genes on full show
>>223405109state of this freak
>>223404941this looks like an awful place to live. where are the parking spaces?
>>223405097don’t think you’re being truthful
>>223405053randall is my go to name in games where you have to pick a name for your character
am one of those freaks who only listens to game music but nothing else is as catchy or good to me except some classic jazz
>>223405053She has peasant thumbs
>>223405120maria somerville is good as well
>>223405153get the 50’s and 60’s soul listened to
>>223404941
>>223405176i do like some just not enough to choose it over game soundtracks x
reminder your concession was accepted
rorke and his fat maw
Suckling a large tit
Hurricanes and tsunamis and thatwhatever happened to them?
spent 12 hours feeding and breeding my pals fucking state of my life
>>223405142I just use my own name. Feels weird to make one up and pretend to be someone you're not
I have done a poo
>>223405053SHE'S GOT... STEVE BUSCEMI EYYYYYYYYES
>>223405097ted k and luigi were right-wing thoughever and they targetted government and CEOsevery school shooter and terrorist that targeted innocent civilians or children these past few years has been a left-wing extremist
sonion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDrVZphbSgA
>>223405207sc
>>223405217night poo freak
>>223405153do you like this musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2LIg6bjJqY
>>223405053its not even the sex with heri want to get her pregnantthen the worrysome "what will we do" talkthen the agreement that'll we'll get married and make a go of itbut i've, of course, planned this all along
>>223405233no thats gay i like nintendo soundtracks and rpg music and touhou music
>>22340505327 years old and still playing dress up as characters from a childrens movie. Grow up, Rubbish!
>>223405241shut it nyghuuuuuuuuh
>>223405225Everything about your post is just flatly incorrect Shit bait
>>223405253oksorry
mad how people get brainraped by seeing words on a screen and actually believing it’s true
rorke putting his false teeth in a glass of water on the bedside table
>>223404917That is the Shangri-La Ulaanbaatar in Ulaanbaatar , Mongolia
>>223405257
>>223404941i live here. cant wait to leave 2bh, bit of a shit-hole
>>223405290where are you going
>>223405262he's correct about the school shooters though they've pretty much all been tranny leftypol freaks
>>223405276bet this was jokes in your head
just recorded catberg shitting in her litter traythat's the wank material sorted for tonight
>>223405290why? i thought bristol is fun
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22grow%20up%20rubbish%22/
Britain is such a charming country
>>223405053absolutely astonishing how a comely young slim white blonde woman can be so utterly sexless
>>223405281very well doneif you dont mind, how did you work it out?
apparently parrots aren't supposed to have toys with mirrors on it because sometimes sometimes they try to shag the parrot trapped in the mirror as they don't understand it's a reflection of themselves
>>223405326shes mid like 80% of women
saw multiple occurrences of /brit/post theft today. one more and I'm ringing 999.
I am entering my Chopped Unc Era
>>223405327googled it
>>223405326and yet i'd still leave it hanging out of her
>>223405230squeal
>>223405200
>>223405322
>>223405316it can be fun but the negatives vastly outweigh the nice aspects
>>223404981Civil Wars in 1600s
how many steps have you done today .. GO
>>223405349is chopped like cooked?
>>223405326because shes uglyshes slim but her face does not do her any favours, its like a 4/10
>>223405383560
>>223405383several
Is the king aware his mum died?
would quite like to visit balamory
literally how is dragonball kakarot 100GB
>>223405402you are banned
>>223405200gimpiest celebration ever glad he got a red and lost
bin man or gravedigger
>>223405403i didnt know we had black posters
>>223405297I asked chatgpt who said it didn't know but said the building should be in asia because of its unique horizontal claddingthen i put the image into google and only highlighted the building that took me to a facebook page saying it was hosted an expo in a similar looking buildingthat gave me the name of the hotel which i put into google maps
>>223405383today? not loads. the most i did was 20 mins on a treadmillyesterday though - 8 miles of walking, with plenty of elevation
>>223405372what are the negatives
ah right another brit pretends they wouldnt shit their pants if they had the remotest chance of sex with ruby episode is it
evening crodies. mouldie.
>>223405386I don't know sorry
>>223405403Japs are notoriously shit as compressing their video games
just had diarrhoea lol lol
trying to poo in peace but catberg is outside the door scratching to come in and if i pause the poo to let him in he won't actually want to he'll just look at me like what are you even doing idiot and then fuck off back downstairs
Emmerdale and Corrie tonightCan't wait for Victoria to return
>>223405053Need Ruby to hold me in the air with her fist up my arse like that
>>223405460ffs get off /brit/ mum
>>223405437would only go for it if I was drunk and she was wearing something that made her bum look really plump and shaggable
>>223405403Japs make games not software is how I watched a video of some old microsoft dev that said the worst code he ever saw in his life was from Microsoft Japan
sing a little melody when I finish a task like a washing machine aha x
>>223405433all the same shit as other UK cities
"get an early flight, they're not as delayed as day time flights and not many drunks around" they saidso i took a 7 am flight. now ryanair is telling me i need to be at the airport at 5, meaning i have to get up at 4.this will TOTALLY FUCK my trip cus i'll be tired all day and probably fall asleep at 8pmshould not have listened to boomers who get up at 4 and go to bed at 8 any way
well she's obviously a lesbian so
going to stop being so self deprecating and negativegoing forth I am describing my life as wabi-sabi
Spaki on his Manx VPN again is he
>when the goycattle hum, whistle, or sing along to some dogshit top40 pop song that's playing
>>223405460remember when she were a lezzeror am i thinking of soemone else i dont know i don tfollow emmerdale nowdadays fll of woke shite
ruby is the sort of girl who wouldve been tryna shag me in a club 10 years ago
>>223405497its a 7am flight so what the fuck were you thinking you stupid mong
>>223405479i always sing this after brushing my teethhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPT18Yejv8
Asian women with Irish accents
>>223405460need a moira and tracy sex arse
>>223405531the alternative was a 9pm flight realistically delayed till 10 and arriving at midnight so wouldn't get into the hotel until 1 am probably
>>223405529in a book club mayhaps
>>223405555so?
>>223404941A superior design was never built
>>223405542my gran was the one who came up with the name marks and sparks. they owe her compensation which will be due to me since she died
shagged many fit girls lads ask me any questions
>>223405553arent those from overwat
>>223405497your fault for cheaping out with ryanair
>>223405518what music do you like
>>223405383i had to wank myself with intensity today, 20 minutes at the least, probably burnt more calories than you lot combined.
Ruby Granger's balance sheet looking *ka-ching!* especially compared to previous years.
ruby has no idea what her arsehole looks like
>>2234054977am flights are always like that desu, I just sleep through them
>>223405474>wearing something that made her bum look really plump and shaggableYEEEEESSSSSSS!
I think you'd have a better chance with rubes if you pretended you're a gay man
It was real. All of it.
elon musk broadcasting right wing disinformation incel drivel in to my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
>>223405590What does putting your willy in a fanner feel like
what am I supposed to do when graduating from inceldom? do I just lie about having life experience and mates until I obtain it? Or am I supposed to be honest and say my late teens and 20s were spent wanking and posting on /brit/
>>223405542me likey
>>223405596>cheaping outryanair has lower average delay than BA and they had zero flights to my destination tomorrow
>>223405612pathetic arseruby simps are blind
>>223405624like warm apple pie
>>223405612wheres the bum mate
>>223405583that would be pride of britain. bunch of dossers
>>223405612need more
>>223405583this is genius, you don't even have to get out of your flat to get rid of the rubbish, you throw it out the window and the river takes care of it.
>>223405518Got an Uber yesterday and the brown fella driving had the radio on really loudly playing awful pop music so I asked him do you actually like this music or is it just for the customers and he said it's for the customersAsked him mate do you think I would want to listen to this rubbish and he turned it off lolGoycattle are so bizarre
>>223405615god wrote us a a few comedic moments right before the tragic end
>>223405647what music do you like
>>223405612she kind of looks like a pig
you just know that ruby's balloon knot is perfect god i would love to munch on her bumhole the little pawg bitch
>>223405647this didnt happen
My town had one of them bridges with apartments in them and the tollkeeper's family lived in them and one of them was morbidly obese and had a medical episode and thry couldn't get down the stairs and they had to get them out of a window with a crane
>>223405624depends on the fanny, all are different. id say ive probably shagged 5-10 god tier fannies which are like putting your willy into vibrating leather reclining clair, others are like shagging a deck chair they feel cheap and lifeless
Is the Royal Family not disclosing what type of cancer it is because he is a poof with a tumor up his bum?
>>223405654now this is real science right there
>>223405669why not?
All of it.
can't make jokes like these anymore, woke being responsiblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7FWIZHremg
it looms largeit looms like hancock
>>223405647Bizarre piece of fiction
what happened in germany? something about queers i heard.
>>223405694how did he manage to shag, it's mad
>>223405647you could of used the chance to be polite and ask him what woudl you want to listen to and ask him to show you but you missed the opportunity for a nice cultural exchange because you're a rude bastard
>>223405681ever ask yourself why there was a cctv camera pointing at him cheating in a random sport and how the footage was acquired
>>223405694what the fuck is he doing
PINGAS!
>>223405674how do pull fit girls? are you tall and handsome?
okay so they fixed webms on iPhone
>>223405713dead forced gimmick
>>223405706Don't really want to hear whatever the top40 equivalent of India is mate
>>223405720thought that was just me
Rorke unable to figure out if he's supposed to feel happy that gay people got murdered for their identity or angry that Muslims did another terror attack in Europe
>>223405726what would you have preferred to listen to
>>223405720why do you own an iphone?
>>223405737Nothing? Just want peace and quiet innit
>>223405726t. rude bastardenjoy being alone your whole life
thought /brit/ were Android chads instead of iPhone cattle
we have alysa liu at home
>>223405726tunk tunk tu na na na
>>223405640Apparently it was ruled out due to the outbreak of the Napoleonic wars
DEMMICVS REX
>>223405717no im not tall im 5'8 but i had a really good face in my 20s, unironically looked like bieber but with blue eyes at a time when bieber was all the rage with women so i got lucky with that lol. just used to get steaming drunk and go out with my mates and would get with lots of women each night. my confidence has always been low when sober
it looms ladsit fucking looms
>>223405759incredible
Why did France get better black pussy from their colonies?
>>223405735least that cunt could do is record it using a gopro, for fuck sake.
>>223405726VELLY VELLY GOODONE POUND FISHVELLY VELLY NICEONE POUND FISH
>>223405053Cute x
>>223405749>Nothing?bizarre outburst
>>223405779they got a lot of black dick tooswings and roundabouts
>>223405779french people are so swarthy and genetically distant they pass for nafris they arent white
>>223405759
>>223405713prehistoric meme
hate my life
>>223405775can you still pull in your 30s or is it over for you
should i get a VPN if I'm just going to be using it for porn or should I go out and shag instead
Not many Muslims in North Korea
>>223405809*rapes you mercilessly*
>>223405555you made the right choice imo. 4am isn't that early and you'll be awake in the evening because of the excitement of being there
melty melty melty boyyyy melty boyyyyohh melty boyy
>>223405813Remember France used to be 85% germanic and the rest redhaired celts.Many years ago, immigrants from Southern European countries began to come,mainly people from Spain and Italy.Now the native population is being replaced by medsIn France all this is completely ignoredthe kids are brainwashed by telling them that the french is the latinsome people even deny that the country was ever germanic.
>>223405813depends which part of france they come from
post some sunday evening bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiay8I5IPB8
>>223405841*rorke's ears perk up*
>>223405862in the northeast they all look like luca digne and plastic bertrand
When you think about it islamists and nazis are almost identical
a slightly chubby anglo man with black hair blue eyes and pink skin crushing me after a fierce round of sex
>>223405862She's been blacked
>>223405837ehh im settled down and long past it, i could the foundation is still there but you cant get those raw good looks of your youth back. ive had attention from women my whole life really but im commited to my gf but if i absolutely had to i think i could. my teeth are getting a bit shit though
>>223405813French people smell
>>223405862ah yes the part of France that used to be German
>>223405675Your da has a tumour up his bum
*glanton spat*
>>223405879ktim and i'm gonna crush you like a bug lad
cilla black was a nasty piece of workthere i said it
>>223405893paris?
>>223405876they really do lol
>>223405862>>223405876those arent real french real french are from paris and central france and below
>>223405839Open missAV instead
real french are from québec
>>223404941rorke sharting at the shard
suck my hegel
>>223405777fr fr it loometh
>>223405904can i play with your a cup mantits? x
>>223405916>real french are from west africa
Sir Silo Watcher
kissless virge at 29 lads, turn 30 in november (never tried tbf)Trying to get into the whole dating thing because the big 30 scares me but I'm scared they'll be able to smell the virge off mehow did you lads hide it? dadberg also told me his cock bled when he first shagged (perhaps due to phimosis) which is equally terrifying
>>223405909>Seydoux's parents are both partly of Alsatian descent
>>223405893Franks were Germanics albeit
Sir Rebecca Ferguson Shagger
>>223405954liar and gay
>>223405891Don't think Diego would approve of this congregation
>>223404917i think it's in Hong Kong but not 100% sure where
>>223405954Does dadberg know you're a virgin
>>223405960most french werent franks they were gauls
>>223405955they are descended from dogs?
>>223405972why did you dox me?
would you date a tik tok dancing nurse
>>223405968dont get it
>>223405989no nurses all cheat
>>223405920sorry I don't tolerate bugwomen
>>223405968>2004Pre-history, wasn't even born then
>tfw sisterberg is a nurse
it is strange how we are so close to france but so different both looks wise and genetically
>>223405954genuinely over don’t even bother trying. i didn’t have sex til I was 21 and already then it was too late and was absolutely devastating. you can’t recover from still being a virgin in your 20s, never mind 30s
stop talking about french dna and start talking about the congolese dna currently in my mouth and arse
>>223405954is this a larp
>>223406008ever shag her up the arse?
>>223405989Yeah I love those goofy dances
>>223406009anglo-saxons and franks are germanic brothers whether you like it or not
I FEEL HER, SLIPPIN THROUGH MY FINGERS!!!!!!NOW SHE'S GONEI'M SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHT OOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!
>>223406003was going to ironically report you then make fun of janny when he deleted this post but then did the math
>>223405977nolied that I was a prolific shagger whilst off at uni reality is I joined a few socieites but they gave me anxiety so I spent the next 4 years on my lonesome in my roomgot a takeaway every friday night though to lift my spirits >>223406020no>>223406013why? I haven't failed through serious effort. I've never been on an app once. I'm sure with a little bit of effort it's piss based on numerous testimonies.
>>223406045vocaroo it you poof
>>223406002Your loss
>>223405968right looks like Nghtmre
>>223406015audrey hepburn from the grave
>>223406013simply untrue
>>2004>Pre-history, wasn't even born then
evening gents
>>223406009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU_OzRXnMthis video could have been in england
Tell me lies tell me sweet nigger lies
zoomers belong on the 'cord
never trust a woman that knows what her own arsehole looks like
>>223405946yeah okay lad
>>223406048haha bet you feel chopped
>>223405954Thought I was going to lose mine at that age, met up with a girl I'd been chatting online. I was so terrified about trying to make a move that I couldn't even make a good impression as just a mate. Let the whole situation go to waste. But thats me. Just don't be scared to go for it.
ktim
>>223406104thx *starts suckling and hoping milk comes out* fingers crossed
>>223406090ah ain't dun nottin blud yeah yagetme yeah
>>223406068it’s 100% true. 28 now and had frequent sex since then and im still a terminal virgin freak
>>223406123lifted for like 7 years and look like shit lol i just cope and say its because im tall and not because im very lazy
>>223404987i always make a point to go out somewhere on a sunday, even just down to the shopwasted too many sundays in the past hungover in the house, its not good
>>223406123her physique is decent
>>223406114and your current status? I'm sure I'll be fine desuI still have some pathetic teenage insecurites that never left me on account of always being alone though desu still feel like that tyrone lancaster for being 5'10
>>223405997Thats true. Dorothy cheated on Gary in Men Behaving Badly
>>223406137>im still a terminal virgin freakwhat do you mean?
Does cheese have much protein? I want to lose weight and eat more protein
sending a prayer out for mouldie x
>>223406186cheese
I get confused between Men Behaving Badly and Birds of a Feather
>>223406158my brother got "shredded"/"ripped"/whatever the accepted nomenclature is that will spare me from the FOY poster - and it only took him 4 months desuhe was chowing down on triple cheeseburgers from mcdonalds, protein bars, milk - and just chugging down general protein like a madman though
>Idris Elba was cuckolded and raised a kid that wasn't his>Jason Luv was cuckolded and raised a kid that wasn't hiswhich other ''''manly''' negroes were cucked?
>>223406186protein
>>223406171same. I briefly attempted to get to know a barmaid in a long term relationship who I thought liekd me. Maybe she did but she was loyal. No I'm not meant to be with anyone I realise that now
>>223406186yh but its got lots of calories so youll get fat>>223406215caveman phenotypehes just stockpiling for the winter
>>223406182simply having sex doesn’t stop you being a virgin
>>223406239bizarre and severely mentally ill post
got a 5" dildo and didn't feel much so i upgraded to a girthier 12" one and it nearly tore my bumhole apart and came out the other end. might downsize to a medium dildo
>>2234061863 eggs for breakfast. 2 x sardines/tuna and a bit of cheese for lunch. 200g chicken breast for dinner
>>223406186Yes but also a lot of fatA lot of protein powders are made from the stuff they squeeze out of cheese
>>223406186ah yes the block of sodium and fat, normally thats what you eat to lose weight
>>223406252you'll have to be more specific with what you mean
i feel like anyone who has shagged under 20 women is a virgin freak desu like lad you know nothing
>>223406239rorke mate you have a stepson
>Does cheese have much protein? I want to lose weight and eat more protein
>>223406229BOF has the dreariest theme tune for a sitcom
new>>223406320>>223406320>>223406320
Fake new
>>223406333nigga put /brit/ in the name field
>>223406379s
Right well we can't use that then can we
REAL NEW>>223406409>>223406409>>223406409
>>223406442>>223406442>>223406442
right this is a fucking disaster
/brit/ dispersed over three threadswhat now
So this is it.
sir kitchell and webb
>>223406827der lasten /brit/goodbye everyone, i had fun
garyseconomics please come back we need you
so, someone making the new or what?
are you man enough to snatch up this odypussy
here we are once more begging for someone to make a proper new
the final /brit/
yeah hes lost his fucking mind
what the fuck is he playing at
What the fuck is Janny doing?
noseying about aha
the daythe musicdied
>>223407152New
This is actual racism. Literally illegal to be British
janny this is a thread about sausages mate what are you playing at. complaint going in.
