Smug millennial edition
We're all in here>>223419640>>223419640>>223419640
genuinely cant look at young women the same anymore, the body shape of a 35-40 year old woman with a proportional amount of curves on her absolutely mogs girls my own age to obliviongirls in their 20s are either skelly or fat, nobody pulls off the thick build like a yummy mummy
Odds do some pullupsEvens have a wank
kek all the brits in the last thread seething at us aussie chads
been 21 countries me
I LIKE THEM SPANISH GIRLSI LIKE THEM ITALIAN GIRLS
>>223420874The Union with Ireland ended in 1921 retard. Northern Ireland is a distinct legal entity. You are a schizophrenic scotnat mongoloid living in denial. The Act of Union between England and Scotland, is the legal basis for the United Kingdom. You even admitted earlier that Northern Ireland wasn't part of the union, now you're trying to say it IS the union. I accept your concession
>>223420910I’m not any country. I’m a person.
>>223420850
although if you count the uk as separate countries it goes up to 23 cos i’ve been to all of them
The Prole They Couldn't Kill
Only Queenslanders are chadsSoutherners are all fairies
>>223420932wait 24, forgot about nornmogged that yank cunt
feeling 'cidal
>>223420930ktim (in the background)
eating a paw patrol banana
>>223420954I'm from the Gold Coast :D
I'm on 35 countries but haven't upped my tally in yonks. Less adventurous in my old age.
Need to eat Emma Watson’s shit.
wonder how hairy they are down there
never left england me
yeah go on holiday a lot do you?
could fucking demolish a whole pack of sausages
doing a readhttps://www.utas.edu.au/library/companion_to_tasmanian_history/T/Tas%20reputation.htm
extreme poo incident
>>223420988Once a year.Next year I'll go to the Baltics and overtake this guy >>223420955
>>223420993i'll fucking demolish you
>gets laughed off the internet
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party till i die
>>223420988yh i do. send you into a white hot seething rage does it?
still no word from Royal Mail on when the drugs will be delivered, they must have discovered the drugs and I'll have police tackle me to the ground and slap me in the face as soon as I leave the flat
>>223421017the grift that stopped giving
>>223420737all i know is he hated whatever drug he was takingthen the syringe cleared it all up and that was that>>223419673reminds me of shiv from successionsmug unlikable cunt always contorting her face like a fucking ethot doing some fligugigu lipsync on tiktokDRIVE ME UP A WALL
>>223421017weak minded fool. he wouldn't last a day in the Colosseum known as /brit/
>>223421017no more mincey video thumbnails :(
>>223420927>The Act of Union between England and Scotland, is the legal basis for the United Kingdom.No, it literally is not. After the act of union this country was called the Kingdom of Great Britain. Not the United Kingdom. It is only called the United Kingdom because we still own Northern Ireland. The United Kingdom bit refers exclusively to Ireland/Northern Ireland.The act of union between England and Scotland created the Kingdom of Great Britain.The act of union between Britain and Ireland created the United Kingdom.If Northern Ireland was gone this country would be called the Kingdom of Great Britain, like it already washttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Great_BritainThis is basic history. You don't know basic history so you're talking about accepting concessions like a mong working at a fair
>>223421017Haven't watched him in a while but I thought his videos were comfy
>>223421045sounds good
>travelling oh grow the fuck up theres nothing out there oooo look at me i went to this castle in germany #grammable oooo look at this beach i went to in spain oooo look at this coffee shop in amsterdam so quirky!!
>>223421012i’ve been to rigayou’re just following in my footsteps sunshine
>>223421069seething poorfag can't afford travel. my ancestors were explorers and conquerers and yours were lazy nitwits, quite telling
>>223421065youre a poncy gimp runt
we're all in here>>>/trv/brit>>>/trv/brit>>>/trv/brit
all inclusive to Greenland this year
>>223421064I'm just going to post the AI response to you now since you're clearly not willing to accept the factual reality:The Acts of Union (the Union with Scotland Act passed by the English Parliament and the Union with England Act passed by the Scottish Parliament) are the foundational legal instruments that established the United Kingdom. Taking effect on May 1, 1707, they legally merged the sovereign Kingdoms of England and Scotland into a single state named Great Britain.The Acts implemented the international Treaty of Union, and their key constitutional and legal provisions included:Core Constitutional ProvisionsCreation of a New State: Article 1 permanently united the two countries into a single state named Great Britain.Unified Parliament: Article 3 replaced the separate English and Scottish Parliaments with a single Parliament of Great Britain at Westminster, London.Hanoverian Succession: Article 2 cemented the Protestant succession to the throne, ensuring the crown passed to the House of Hanover.Freedom of Trade: Article 4 provided equal freedom of trade and navigation across the newly united kingdom and its colonies.Legal and Institutional SeparationWhile the state was politically unified, specific institutions were deliberately preserved as separate entities by the terms of the treaty:Scots Law: Article 19 specifically safeguarded the distinct Scottish legal system, the Court of Session, and the High Court of Justiciary, allowing them to remain independent of English law.Church of Scotland: Separate legislation (incorporated into the treaty) guaranteed the continuation of the Presbyterian Church of Scotland.The subsequent inclusion of Ireland in 1801 (via the Acts of Union 1800) led to the adoption of the name "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland", which eventually evolved into the modern United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
brb traveling to christy macks house to get a #poogrammable pic
>>223421094your ancestors ran away while you came running straight back to us. your lineage is pathetic
I often wonder what would happen if my chair broke and the shaft of the chair went up my arse
>>223421094your ancestor was an Irish rapist so riddled with alcoholism he thought an aboriginal women was human
>>223421054>Shiv from Succession She's so fucking hotSomeone post her ass
not really sure what the point in having a VPN is when the porn sites I use aren't blockedI'll only get one if 4chan gets blocked
her ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iViMrXn5IIs
been to Australia, it was alright
tfw literally a wog
>>223421138SCUUHREEEEEMIIIINNGG
>>223421136what sites?
>>223421136>when the porn sites I use aren't blockedThey will be eventually
>>223421102>I'm just going to post the AI response to you now since you're clearly not willing to accept the factual realityI can do this better than you can lol
>>223421121the air pressure can under this computer chair exploded and went through a chinaman's body and killed him
>>223421150sir wog wogger
>>2234211564chan, youtube
cbeebies
remember when anthony joshua got in that car wreck in nigeria or somewhere like that and it killed his 2 bumboys
going to have a non sexual asmr wank later
I don't sweat
>>223421192>car wreckFOY
>>223421210lil chinky fella
>>223421195for me its amy kay
>>223421165Apparently you can't read because you've literally just done yourself here. Delusional scotnat, the type with a fundamental misunderstanding on the union, demonstrated multiple times through the brexit process too, like when you mongs thought the Scottish Appeals Court could overturn article 50 lmfao you are a delusional retard mate dont talk to me
Hello there
>>223421138>>223421153?
>>223421233hello matex
>>223421227there’s not amy amy key!
>>223421233>>223421251hiya x
>washing machine was fucked because a pair of my knickers was stuck in the rimMight kms
>>223421247here's my ass instead
I like the face riding delight porn videos, that guy has had his face sat on hundreds of times by dozens of women, what a legend
>>223421275did you let the engineer do you up the arse for punishment?
tonight’s titch will be good
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
>>223421302No
>>223421277corr
sacked tranny vile character
>>223421277son
payday de lads get in
piehead
had enough, might go home from toil
>>223421277what are you exactly
>>223421377want to kick his head in
>>223421377corr nice one m8 bennies gone in have they
>>223421232I'm clearly arguing in favour of British nationalism. I am not from Scotland. You're wrong about everything.I'm going to sicc the robot on you
inhaling mysterious fruity chinese chemicals right now because it makes me feel good
People don't have sexIt's a myth
>>223421277you that Swedish femboy that, that Aussie poster keeps posting?
>>223421463knew it
whole cock needs coming off
>>223421461>The surname Cunningham has two distinct roots: a primary Scottish habitational origin from a district in Ayrshire, and an independent Irish Gaelic origin derived from personal names meaning "chief"Whichever retard made this image does not deserve to liveThe Normans renamed the anglo saxon things anyway and then the Welsh took over England after that
>>223421474nopei lied while trying to find my shiv webms, i could not find them because i never gave them names
saved that swedish posters arse and will be gooning to it shortly
more like cuminbum
Cunnyham
>>223421505post more arse you sexy lil gayboy, daddy wants to get his rocks off. why you playing that shit game anyway? I'm playing Emerald right now and it's much better
I'm simply more intelligent than the people who argue with me and that's that
>>223421507bit gay
>>223421407You'll do nothing
>>223421535I'm bisexual sweetie x
going to make an omelette with six eggs, red onions, finger chillis, and mozzarella
>>223421564why are my omelets always streaky with white and dry
>>223421532>ceiling catches fire>zoomers stand and film it on their phones>final words were "Chat is this real?"
>>223421583overcooking
>>223421495Doesn’t say Cunningham now does it. Normans didn’t rename anything you retard.
TWO Swedeposters?!
had such a good run the last 8 months when the neighbour and his fucking dog were out for almost 90% of the time but it seems that it's over now he's permanently here might as well kill myself
>>223421644scr
>>223421644or kill the dog or him
>>223421644pffffffffrthahahahaha
>>223421644poison the dog
Honestly can't stand going for days out where there's black people. They're just so fucking feral and rude, no queue etiquette, fucking kicking and throwing stones and just being loud and obnoxious. Mad how much they ruin a day out
saw a dramatisation of 1066 once and they had a scene of william the conqueror shagging a woman up against a tree. don't know why they thought that was necessary
>>223421702applies to all nons really
>>223419673My first mistake is waking up now I am on my way to a fucking property to do landscaping. I am so royally fucked that I wanna die hopefully reincarnation exists
I bet poo comes out of Emma Watson’s anus.
Who we voting for, lads?
>>223421548Rate my ALDI shopping
>>223421756the one at the bottom
>>223421753You know what I think you might be right
wish I were an ant
>>223421799Would burn you up with a magnifying glass.
got a bag feeling and it's getting worse
British people don't have the same dread we do they can only imagine waking up to country that's been sold out to Israel and corporate interests while everything becomes worse and worse
>>223421823thanks
>>223421832err
>>223421832um
We at /brit/ would like to wish Bugs Bunny a happy birthday.
>>223421756Howling Laud Hope
(8) know that body inside out (8)tyla with the double entendre haha>>223420850gayest shit i've eread in a while
>>223420930would
on the verge of tears
>>223421906Never approach a woman because unless your basically the 6ft5 gigachad they will look at you with contempt and scream
might turn my life around
>>223421966of laughter?
>>223421966ktim when toilberg told me off in front of everyone for being late
>>223421999tried that but I left it too late
Sent that freakish troon flying into the outer stratosphere at 999999mph
how hard will it be to teach my self manual by myself
>>223421906>say hi to her>end up getting ridiculed on social media
>>223421377asking to get mugged
>>223422023easy but passing the test isn't about knowing how to drive it's about knowing what the tester is measuring you on
>>223422012kek same. might go out in a blaze of glory instead killing niggers and kikes
>>223422030>>223421906
sick to bastard death of it
>>223422056Never misses
what did he witness?
>>223422054scr
>>223422080history in cards
>>223421999I am too old I am about to give up on attending college I basically missed the deadline so I have wait til spring when I am 24. I think I am gonna just stick to working landscaping and move into construction even though the job is so miserable it makes me wanna do drugs or drink myself to death
>>223422048Ok thanksI already passed in automatic so I know what they look out for
>>223421702this is the bigger issue more than crime stats. Just general day to day affect on society they have is so depressing.
>>223422054
>might go out in a blaze of glory instead killing niggers and kikes
>>223422066Worst shit is ever that I had a girl say I was decent thought I was attractive but I show a bit of my autism and she immediately loses interest
There’s always a new Iliad or Odyssey movie coming out. Nobody ever does a Hesiod adaptation. I want to see a Hesiod movie.
thinking about 6000 year long talmudic jewish conspiracies and crying
>>223421768meat n fruit diet? Based for getting lamb and courgettes
soogs looks so weird
>>223422100You're only too old when you're dead lad. I did construction for a while and depending what you do it can be fun, like working underground for instance. I'm 33 and haven't given up... at least not fully lmao. I want to buy an 8 wheel tipper truck but diesel is going up again. fucking orange Cheeto head muthafucker
Right, well that’s a cross-eyes lass sucking on a wilbertson.
>>223422129Real niggas know Gilgamesh is the movie we need
>>223422128Her sex tapes are crap
>>223422156based picture. thanks for posting x
>>223422157I hate blue collar work the hours are long my body feels like it's falling apart and it's just so miserable most days I wanna just blow my brains out or do drugs just to cope
Why do they do this at the sandwich factory?
>>223421906what a cunt
>>223422192you're supposed to use construction as a stepping stone job. I started there and now I work night shift 4 days on 4 days off sitting around in a bobcat doing nothing, that's 4 days off for gooning and gaming. pays pretty okayish too. do it for now and save money while you find something better
raise your hand if you do not have a job
>>223422226I wanna work as a lab tech but I missed the deadline I have to wait til I am 24 but again i am scared of debt so I am trying to save up and avoid it especially since interest rates are super high
>>223422255*raises cock*
I need to inject testosterone into my face or something. My face is the same face I had when I was 15 it’s not right
>>223422262better not wait then. I'm only 33 and going deafberg in one of my earsteins. don't wait until it's too late or "it's over" might happen to you
>>223422255a job just opened up>>223422284
>>223422300gay aussie is gonna freak when he seesthis post
this will be me in 3 months or less
rimming my own arse
>>223421629>Doesn’t say Cunningham now does it. Cummingham is primarily an alternative spelling or variant of the Scottish and Irish surname Cunningham>Normans didn’t rename anything you retardBeaumont (Fulanpettae), Belgrave (Merdegrave), Cambridge (Grantebrige), Durham (Dunholm), Exeter (Escanceaster), Gloucester (Glewancestor), London (Lunden), Nottingham (Snotingaham), Pontefract (Pomfret), Salisbury (Searobyrg), Newcastle upon Tyne (Monkchester), Ashby-de-la-Zouch (Ashby), Higham Ferrers (Higham), Hutton-le-Hole (Hutton), Kingston Lacy (Kingston), Leighton Buzzard (Leighton), Milton Keynes (Middleton), Minchinhampton (Hampton), Newton-le-Willows (Newton), Stoke Mandeville (Stoke)
i aint pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)
>>223422333My shoulders and knees hurt
>>223422378how's work today, Belgian?
>>223421277Employed woman wished he looked like you
PINGAS!
girl guides have gone wokedeath throes of a doomed civilisation
literally cannot get past dodgy dave on the boriswave gameis it one of those games that you can't complete to make a point
>>223422428who on the what now
>>223422397its been a calm day so far, which i cant complain about :) how’s your day been?
rorkecihuatl sacrificing his kids to the sun god to smite the conquistadores leftipolii trying to stop him because that’s racist
https://vocaroo.com/1cQpAecN0yA5
if you’re a short man the ONLY thing you should be focusing on is money, don’t know why I see short guys in the gym just wasting their time
>>223422468boriswave.com
https://www.instagram.com/sensoryunicorn/ Found you lot a girlfriend
battle of the bulge
>>223422528I'm 5'5" and I've got over £10k in credit card debt and overdrafts
>>223422578Far fitter than RubyBut hang on>Lamentations 3:52-57 We should set her up with Diego!
>graph (11).png
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>>223422528if you're a normal well-adjusted himan being who doesn't have freakish neuroses about things like height getting a gf is more than realistic without becoming rich
librarytoil today let's get it
>>223422616is 3cm small?
>>223422589>We should set her up with Diego!>her
>>223422529Boring shit for redditors
>>223422623Libraries still exist?
Ahh yes, another episode of "only 6 hours of sleep but I woke up with a restless mind so I'm out of bed and shitposting until I feel sleepy enough to nap later"
>>223422646From looking at her profile it is an actual woman but she's 30 and acts like she's 5 and watches Cbeebies all day
>>223422586why
>>223422578I'm loyal to Ruby
>>223422659no I meant diego's gay
>>223422675you need to improve your communication skills then
The Elephant Man is my favourite film
>>223422650of course they do silly billy x
>>223422675Yeah that's not at all what you were implying in your post but nice backpedal
/brit/ mourns the death of Bill Oddie
there's a ginger woman outside
>>223422694Is your library very busy?
>>223422714can't say that mate, "g-word" is the accepted term
still thinking about that pretty girl at the chemist who was staring at me
>>223422618Okay unc maybe that how it worked back in your day
>>223422733she recognised you as a /brit/posting legend
>>223422717yeah 100s of people go there
best song from the new charli album?its camera for me
https://youtu.be/Dp4m2v4q_bg?si=_qZrR-Y4YFIUxFSf
my library is always busy too, lots of folk there using the computers and that
He's not doing his washing, get him!
>>223422761>>223422774Interesting, in my library it's just old people
>>223422421in leafland, they renamed brownies to embers because brownies is racist
eating mushrooms i've found growing in the garden
>>223422616our response
>>223422803rip
>>223422787no children or schizophrenics?
>>223422616she will take my 3cm bwc and be happy
>>223422745thanks man. that means a lot
>>223422787same here except the old people are usually on narcotics
Sneaking into rooms I shouldn't
In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go!
Why are wogs like this?
if the penis is a muscle then can you train it like other muscles?body building for a better penis perhaps
>>223422881make sure to cover your tracks
>>223422908white means European sweetie x even brown Greeks and Moldovans are white okay? x
youre saying americans have forgotten what the color white is ?they dont have clouds over there?
This gravy train is fast running out of track
been into watching videos of boomers getting beaten up
>>223422910yes, you should probably listen to this in the background and get to aerobics and drinking lots of water asap https://youtu.be/bL1dzQKHPpc
>>223422977It's the least they deserve after the state they've left this country in
good god
I can't do construction, I get yelled at and I start fantasizing about killing the other guy
no mid-year gimmick awards sums up the state of /brit/ at the moment. hope things pick up in H2
gamer uprising when?
>>223423030used to love rogue traders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terceiro_Comando_Puro#Usage_of_Evangelical_and_Israeli_aestheticsbizarre
Eating a lovely big plate of bird poo
Completely ignored the Death and Expel skill trees so now I have to grind to get some skills I want for an optional bossI'm such a fat useless loser waste of space
RIP Bill Oddie
united arab amirites?
>>223423070that looks really good
>>223423070when i was a kid i said yogurt looked like bird poo and my dad gave me a massive smack told me dont talk about food like that
What did one clown say to the other
ONLY 24 HOURS TO SAVE THE NHS
>>223423136persecuted for telling the truth
>>223423003it's over for nigel. he just couldn't resist taking bribes
>>223423136Your dad's weird
at least we're not addicted to tik tok
COME ON, GET THE NHS WORKING
>>223423147Dunno mate
>>223423147What did one clown say to the other
got a drain fly infestation ladsthey are grim as
>>223423164Smile like you mean it
>>223423153to be fair TO BE FAIR he didn't think there was any chance of getting caught
>>223423178dont you get these from pooing in the shower?
they're lynching mr beast AT LONG FUCKING LAST
When you follow someone, be a bit more obscure Soulja boy out
>>223423219:D!
>>223423136based dad
>>223423219why don't his eyes smile when his mouth does
might change my phone background. anyone got any suggestions?
flybyno - endless space 2 ost
>>223423262ur meant to put ur girlfriend there or an expensive car
https://youtu.be/NfQD1QiQ9o4
>>223423256horrible teeth
>>223423287just getting into music is it
>>223423287yeahgood songlike when the sax comes in - Richard
>>223423262picture of a cottagemine's a picture of a cottage for some reason, think it's a default one but it turns from a black and white lineart on the always on display to a colour picture when I pick my phone upit's quite cool try getting that
>>223423300First real taste of freedom
How long then? You can't not...
>>223423319
>>223423070How do you make this
>>223423319screaming at this
Why do itIndeed
>Puppeteer of Rainbow's Zippy dead aged 78: Ronnie Le Drew passes away following a short illness ZIPPY AND BILL ODDIE BOTH DEAD ON THE SAME DAY
I'm the smartest person on Earth
>>223423256Because he's a soulless demon.
americans don't have A4 paper like us. theirs is shorter and wider
nose has been blocked for a solid 2 months now
>>223423391prove it
One day you may see me on the street, and you'll just be glad
>>223423359remember the saucy Rainbow episode for adults that leaked online
>>223423409they use foolscap
>>223423425>>223423425>>223423425NEW
the Guinness doesn’t give me the shits anymore it just makes me fart a ton
>>223423611
