we're all in here mate
>>223423425
>>223423425
>>223423425

>>223424950
...yh
not as if i have any other social contact

>>223423611
ontology is metaphysics so slightly weird to list it twice

Yes, you're all up shit creek aren't you

It's a masterclass

gchqonamadone

>>223425107
no it isn't, dumb dumb

>Jodrell Bank's Lovell telescope faces axe in science cuts, BBC understands
andy is killing this country with no survivors

>Mullumbimby
screamer

>>223425150
Cut science investment and pump it into the bennies. Just what the doctor ordered!

Might apply for the janitor role lads. Used to get banned all the time. I now know the rules and I think /brit/ would benefit from a strong willed steward like myself. Not been like a few posts recently, I'll say that much.

How do I stop eating please help me

>>223425107
So? Southampton FC is a football club but it would be fine to list "Things I like to talk about: Football, Saints" because they're different in scope

Why is the post count so slow?

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wtf

>>223425174
das rite. why fly men to the moon when we need gibs

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>>223425206
Don't do that, it isn't clever

that's me an hour into prometheus now we're making good progress here I should be finished in 1-2 days

>>223425197
I guess. "i like to talk about animals, mammals" is probably a better example

said i'd stop coming here, but i am back!

>>223425107
You think someone who's into Ayn Rand's Objectivism would know that (also you're wrong, ontology studies being qua being whereas metaphysics deals with being in addition to other stuff like change, modality etc.)

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Reduce benefits to all places outside of London to £1K per month max, no exceptions. People in the capital can live off £1500 a month

Sometimes I think I'm the smartest person alive

Then I remember I'm going to die

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>>223423611
Good head on his shoulders, our James

>>223425250
i'll give you leeway cos you're ESL but reread what i wrote and then think whether i said what you imagined i did

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you lot getting DONE IN

https://youtu.be/WGw4mn2-ILc

zesty portillio

>>223425252
let me guess she either lives in a council flat or her parents

>>223425252
>Claudia Sugarman
hmm wonder if mayhaps she has some familial wealth

>>223425273
cornwall is a lot of things but it isn't english

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Me? Having some chicken tendies and chippy wippies. Washing it down with some WKD x

>>223425258
Ok instead of samefagging yourself (yes we can all tell and here comes your cope followed by a phonepost) just realise we do not care about your internet lolcow of choice. Move on.

One beer left, nearly there

See you on Monday

>>223425301
nappy update?

>>223425301
that's lush that is

>>223425300
It's entirely English
>>223425273
Thirdies in charge of not noticing AI

This isn't funny

You're deranged

its nice when you see japanese people happy theyre like happy little creatures
you should be able to feed them little rotten fish and pat them and show them magic tricks

>>223425273
cornish pasties are grim

If Sean Allan was here I'd tell him I loved his posts and his football skills. But he's not so I can't!!!!

>>223425346
tell me something i dont know
*laugh track starts*

wildfires expected in england ladies (and lads)

>>223425293
No she pays £900 per month on rent and takes home £1500, £200 on bills, so shared house in an area with the lowest council tax on the UK. Just lots of loyalty cards, thrift spending and walking to where she needs to go

sorry for posting le french....
https://youtu.be/fZ0FIqujaYs
the watch as it were

>>223425303
Suck my tiny cock

feeling based and basedpilled

>>223425350
easy mistake to make but japanese people are not in fact kappas

Yes the joke's worn thin hasn't it

Let's see what you can come up with tomorrow

>>223425273
why are argies so brown but also rude to brits

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Fuck, I think it might rain Brit

>>223425340
celtic, actually

The wonderful thing about beer is that you can always buy more

Benefits of being on universal credit I suppose

>>223425408
They're eternally mindraped by losing a war about half a century ago

>>223425273
Argies just shamelessly saying Spanish inventions are their own. We at /brit/ should CONFRONT Argies over this yet WON'T due to COWARDICE!

>>223425455
yes deano my son

Nice place for a paddle

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Is there anything more vile than below average or mid girls with attitudes?

Mad how many girls in this country are 4/10s but think they're at least a 6 LOL

>>223425150
Get it pulled down and made into migrant homes

>>223425455
Looks better if you're being honest

>>223425429
wonder thing about alcohol is you sober up during your sleep so you can get drunk again haha
altho sadly i've got old enough to the opint where i can feel myself sobering up in real time if i stop drinking too soon

>>223425429
can't always buy more

>>223425474
Incels are worse
Far worse

>>223425206
Buy some and wait for the CAD to increase

>>223425486
Yes but I'm not talking about them

>>223425483
Working on getting you a right brahma, Mr. Anon
With a flat tummy

The problem with having a heart is that it doesn't miss a beat

>>223425273
Short crust pastry obviously mogs some wheat dough

>>223425519
does if you have a myocardial infarction

>>223425518
brahma? happy witha nyone mate can be an untouchable for all icare i dont believe in their caste system lol
>flat tummy
L O V E

https://youtu.be/b1kbLwvqugk

>>223425486
im even worse than THAT

putting a hit out on myself

Asked a girl out, she said yes (albeit not that enthusiastically) and then I let her make the next move so went silent for a week only for her to not reply. I got fucking done LOL!

>>223425539
Let's hope I don't get one of those!

>>223425551
LOLpaki

>>223425551
>then I let her make the next move
how's that work
you ask her out and she says yes despite there not being any suggestion of s time or place?

>>223425551
done yourself there

I think I'm a cuck

asmongold has a gf, what is your excuse?

>>223425551
your own fault you stupid bastard

>>223425597
I'm gay

>>223425597
i'm not a multi-millionaire mate

>>223425551
nigga sabotaged himself

Really hate booze. But I will be getting pissed on Friday inevitably

>>223425597
he has a prostitute

>>223425451
a war they started??
lmao1!!!

>>223425597
I'm a virgin

reckon its time for a cheeky wank

>>223425597
i'm not a rich e-celeb

>>223425597
think you have me confused with a gf-less incel freak

>>223425630
yh lol its like 'palestine'

>>223425252
>Reduce benefits to all places outside of London to £1K per month max, no exceptions. People in the capital can live off £1500 a month
I get 1400 a month and I'm chilling. It won't change, nor should it.

>>223425597
im not on the government's payroll?

https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk

https://www.tiktok.com/@claudiasugs/video/7622295082959473942

I knew tiktokers would edit shit down to remove gaps between clips but it seems now they overlap them slightly so the next clip starts playing before the last one even finishes. Attention spans must be in the mud.

>>223425597
was this post aimed at me? I have a lovely GF

You just can't can you

I'M THE DOG
THE BIG BAD DOOO-OO-OOG
THE BOUNTY HUNTAAA

>>223425597
>if you're ugly but wealthy and famous then you too can get a 5/10
not sure if this supports yoru argument BRo

I'm dead

>>223425672
>rent 850
the fuck

France is burning to the ground lads.

>>223425706
I'm an incel

>>223425672
thats called a J-cut has been around for years you fool

>>223425699
ur not bitter or anything tho

>>223425672
>basic budgeting
Wow she some kind of financial wizard?

climbing up the stairs on all fours back to my incel den

>>223425720
https://youtu.be/dvgZkm1xWPE

>>223425742
oh i'm bitter af haha

>>223425597
im not gonna kill my mother for mister beast ad-agencies

>>223425720
Don't really understand how the wild fire can threaten Bordeaux
Is Bordeaux a city of treehouses? If not then surely the fire will run out of things to burn when it actually gets to the city
Tarmac and streetlights don't burst into flames do they

I'm not mad

I'm not mad

I'm not mad

>>223425786
Prefer not to say

spring onions are rather peng aren't they

that's 'scallions' to you north american fuckheads

>>223425814
the first ever incel

>>223425707
Her dad's probably the landlord

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at dinner last night

>>223425832
is that a bloke?

Not all is as it appears!

>>223425842
yes mate. ugly bloke pretending to be a bird

>>223425842
yes I believe so that's why I posted it in fact

>>223425842
yeah i think so but why you looking at him instead of the girl in front, bender.

>>223425832
right well thats gio scotti
as it happens she uploaded a picture of her in lingerie and you can see her boob

>>223425832
i wish i could eat a plate of her shit for dinner

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>>223425832
you and your bloke

We're running on fumes aren't we

>>223425879
no you don't
that's neither healthy nor tasty

how many of you are genuine arse ugly (if youre honest with yourself) genetic freak incels? the type where you feel lonely in every room you're in even if its filled with people. where you notice people give you a lack of basic human respect by default.

Rorke's eyes widening in terror as he realises that at the right temperature, they do.

>>223425885
poopy shit dick arse cum

https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE

>>223425885
>Have long luscious hair

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>>223425869
imagine having the lovers tarot on your thigh and calling yourself "raw classy" or some shit

Need Russia, Iran, China, and North Korea to launch thousands of hypersonic ballistic missles at e*glish cities killing hundreds of thousands of e*glish men, women, and children instantly.

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>>223425902

macho macho man
i want to be a macho man

>>223425905
yes deano mate remember this banger

>>223425901
What, fannies accommodate large penises?

Better leave a door open, see what they think

>>223425885
https://youtu.be/feDEIrIZxgs
already told, bunked, and canceled

>>223425911
That says no war but class war actually

>>223425911
me on the left

>>223425889
My main issue is I have a weak voice, I never really learned how to project it without actually shouting

What do I live in?

>>223425941
what?
the whore wants a class war?

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>>223425551
faggot watermarking fuck that shit fuck that nigga

>>223425957
Salt

https://youtu.be/hKrAPSootn4

>>223425929
2011 Genewal Corky

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>>223425970
Yh x

dont know what to have for me tea tonight

>>223425957
a hell dimension

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can’t be saying that in 2026

>>223425982
You've cured me

>>223425957
a shoe

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The scran

>>223425989
ok we should listen to her

Bordeaux was pretty
It's mad how much prettier France is than the UK.
Shocking they've let Paris degrade so much

I'm 4 beers deep mate

What am I going to do at 8

big mistake letting foids vote, drive, open bank accounts etc.

>>223426045
Bordeaux is grim. Ive been there

>>223423611
I wonder if I never born would people lives be better I am such a royal fuck up. Should just travel then end my self I wanna just see china and new Zealand

>>223426060
they're also shite at sucking dick

The Prole That Lived

Cody you just gotta try this dragon roll bra

English and american people are fundamentally evil and violent

Dreaming about much better my life would be rn if I’d had a dad growing up

>>223426070
The real sad thing is the people you'd get along with best are right here and you can never talk to them outside of 4chan

I'm Therapist

https://youtu.be/6W6HhdqA95w

>>223426097
I bet you are

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>>223426036
fucking disgusting
this is how u order sushi

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>>223426045
Just picked the first random spot in Bordeaux on google maps and it looks like complete dogshit

>>223426036
it's raw

>>223426036
Nigiri maki

>>223426097
That or I'd put a condom on

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>>223426105

Once again I'm in trouble with my only friend

i heard that racoon girl rorke likes so much has a black bf

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>be with a whole group of people that say we can lime there
They live in a different world from me

Right, bottom of the can

Where I should be

>>223426165
How'd you manage that

Ta Ta!

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>>223426045
looks like eastern europe to me

Would like to play the new james bond game but dont want to pay £59.99 for a game thats like 15hours long

>>223426121
done that oikophobic francophile runt

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>>223423611
I sort of look like this guy and really wouldn't mind doing this with him, but he needs to work on the pseudo-intellectualism. Unless that is a topic of interest as well. Just say you're looking for another friend with asperges.

leftypol liming down the footpath with his mates in a V formation like some flight of the valkyries shit

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Not feeling my usual self as of late

>>223426239
Ever heard of pirating?

>>223426102
Not even that you guys would hate me irl I think today

rorke driving on the M25 in his 04 plate hatchback pretending he's in a convoy with the lorries

>>223426232
looks nicer than any povvo area in the UK

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>>223426282
Not really, looks basically the same if not worse
Here's the second random Bordeaux spot I selected on google maps btw
Yeah very "pretty"

I am nothing but a worthless human being I am not good at anything you know at my age people have a talent skill or something they are good at. This is why I am not doing college or trade school

The english and american people deserve to suffer for all the crimes their countries have committed

>>223426273
Idk what people use for that anymore. I only torrent audiobooks these days

>>223426260
cute berg :)

>>223426045
france is probably the most beautiful country in the world, random towns and villages are just postcard tier. england is really grim we have like 6 nice places

>>223426281
risking getting crushed to a pancake by a Bulgarian man who fell asleep at the wheel for 2 seconds for absolutely no reason

>>223426317
that looks miles nicer than any council estate shit hole

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>>223426317
And the third
Bit better but still looks like a cramped shithole

>>223426324
no one cares you fat loser take it to pol or twitter

>>223426003
Fucking hell, what a throwback. Didnt know it was still white boy summer.

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>no one cares you fat loser take it to pol or twitter

>>223426342
Mah

>>223426239
007.First.Light-RUNE

>>223425189
just think of all the women who will be drooling over you once you've lost some weight

>>223426445
*grabs dick*

>>223426329
Go to the plebbit piracy megathread. Torrenting isn't particularly used too much today although the option is sometimes there. It's quite risky really. If you don't change your IP, every single thing you've ever downloaded and seeded is accessible for anyone to view.

where are we going when 4chan eventually gets banned?

https://youtu.be/Dp4m2v4q_bg

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>>223426483
pub

>>223426483
we regroup on the sharty and go from there

BEGGARS!

Goyim are dumb and refuse to unite so jews will always rule over us

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pint gf

>>223426483
Hopefully grow up, yeesh.

right well fuck it i might as well go to the supermarket for some cans as its my week off hadn't i

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>tfw just finished watching kino

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this is your society

looks like bordeaux could do with burning down, most of it looks like a shithole

>>223426572
If we support israel hard enough this will change

>>223426538
now i understand why muslims make them wear burkas

>>223426569
im only 5'6 so lankbros this one's all you
go get em tiger

>>223426572
If we support Palestine hard enough this will change

Don't get why the motability scheme is a thing

What do useless cunts on bennies need a car for if they're not working? Apparently something like a quarter of cars in this country are sold to motability. No wonder all the roads and parking lots are rammed full, it's all these worthless gimps getting free cars for nothing that they don't need, so they can dawdle along and do fuck all in them.

isnt Bordeaux by the coast? just get some buckets and form a line you stupid french fuckheads

So Napoleon was basically the French Hitler?

>>223426640
Napoleon was the pejorative that leftoids called right wingers before WW2

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The wildfires in spain, norway, and france are being set by israeli terrorists who are infuriated over the people and governments of those countries opposing the israeli killing spree in gaza.

>>223426569
might cut my own legs off

I'm the French Hitler

>>223426626
This but without the irony

Is that Israel Palestine stuff still going on? Feels like that's old news now, like Ukraine

Aphex Twin makes my brain feel funny but in a good way :)

shoving a bunch of spring onions up my arse

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>>223426736
Sad as fuck

new lottery for £336M lads, what would you do if you wont that money?

>>223426750
do onions feel spicy on the knob and bum like chillies

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>>223426736

>>223426791
buy 4chan and have you banned permanently

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Feeling despondent lads
Got no reason to go on

>>223426786
actually quite sad

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2530250/PARKSIDE_DECAYED_SOUL_MANIPULATION/
im p hyped

>>223426791
fund a war, little one
x

Wonder how much it would cost to buy 4chan

Left

>>223426791
i'd probably stop selling my arse every weekend night

>>223426791
buy lots of tat

>>223426877
pls do work in london

long term cannabis abuse has lowered my IQ by a good 20 points

>>223426877
thought you was in it for the love of it

12 years to the day since the "I'm in my mum's car" Vine. She's a tranny now, of course

i do not understand flirting

i do not know when women want to be shagged

>>223426930
things done changed

>>223426780
What was the backlash? Assume it was not being woke enough

Burnham is announcing anti-NEET measures TOMORROW

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>>223426950
>oi rorke, do your duty

>>223425630
no wonder they're called nazis

>>223426979
the backlash is they reviewed it 1 star
nah but so did the guardian they said it was crap

>>223426791
Campaign against wealth tax

In japan there's a big argument right now because a manga writer has told fans to stop sending him homoerotic fanart of the characters in his manga (who are not gay)

The fans are now pissed off him and calling him homophobic while other fans are saying he has a right to not want any of that homosex art

>>223426988
tasmania, home

You think I should kill myself? Why would I wanna go through more of this bullshit

>>223425911
I have tarot card tattos and I dont know why people have borders like her

>>223427013
stupid gaijin