>>223440919
what a stupid retard

>>223440919
Oh wtf that was charli cxcx? I thought it was some literal who twat when I saw this on the last thread

recommend me some skyrim mods please

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>>223440930
I don't believe that for a second.

>>223440944
Charli Cxrx?

>>223440902

fat mike is a tranny and i like him

They raised the store brand sparkling water from 99 cents to $1.29
Life is truly just nonstop assrape

Should I download Brave browser?

my only experience with trannies is with receiving fellatio from them.

Hi /cum/! Having a good evening? I'm here to tell you that I'm gay, I'm glad my mere existence makes you lose hair, I specifically vote for things that will make your life harder, I'm not going anywhere and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it :) Get rabies and die soon kthxbai

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>>223440950
Heavens above what a cutie

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Would you be his best friend?

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That anon said that every square mile of the earth is accounted for nowadays but that is not true. About 60% of the Amazon rainforest is still unexplored.

>>223440966
No it's glow-ware
The only good browser is og internet explorer

>>223440960
I buy the President's Choice blue menu sparkling waters, the watermelon and mandarin ones are very refreshing. I usually mix 50/50 sparkling and regular water so the carbonation isn't as severe, it stops my shits from being too gassy and frothy. Tired of painting the bowl with brown pudding spray.

I remember when my brother was dating a girl with fake tits and I told my mom saying she was fake and she really said "So what? If we had the money we'd all get one" and I think about that every day

i want to get into reading books, really level up my intellect

>>223440984
My mom unironically answered the call

>>223440975
Voting doesn't do anything
We learn this in Kindergarten

>>223440966
If you want. I have Brave and it asks me to update like every 2-3 business days

>>223440984
>So what? If we had the money we'd all get one"
Sounds like something out of the Sopranos

>>223440975
i dont care unless you are sucking my dick

>>223440984
your mom wants to be a bimbo

>>223440993
Wait based. I kinda want jaw filler

>>223440981
I said every square foot
And I meant land worth a fart, of course if it's some ocean floor or some tundra or evil, noxious jungle full of death monsters then that's not worth the effort

>>223440975
another pathetic cry for attention.

>>223440975
Holy Based

>>223440942
It's not the same. I need a minority or illegal immigrant to touch my food for the authentic experience

>V-voting doesn't do nuffin! My guys keep losing!!
Lol/Lmao

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>>223440993
based bimbomom

i imagine yall moms must be sexy as fuck, she single or what?

toilberg has concluded
time to do drugs and jack off like a freak

>>223441020
I live in a 99% white area where the McDonald's staff is mostly elderly or disabled white people that would otherwise be in a nursing home, they're super nice and the food is made perfectly and fast but they're a little hard-of-hearing.

I'm overly fixated on what other people think of me. Even though it's unknowable, I'm always trying to decode other people's opinion of me. Does that mean I'm a real sicko in the head?

this piru shit been in me forever

>>223440991
>What tha fuck is that buzzin, Ton? It's like there's a gahdamn gnat in my eah!

>>223441032
my mcsloppas is full of crusty whitoids too and they constantly mess up my order.

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looks like I accidentally mind-broke some gay weirdo ITT

Why don't politicians just run a playoff promising to make alcohol super cheap? They'd actually get turn out that way
Just do the school president strategy of promising free shit like instead of free hot cocos at lunch say all of my voters get free beer

simpcity dry as hell

How do I break out of here? Out of the cage?

Yeah, I'm just not really sold on gay sex. Sorry, something about it seems poopy and smelly. Maybe it's the whole putting your penis in someone's colon thing.

>>223441054
>playoff
*platform

>>223441059
you can never leave your chastity cage sorry bud

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bedtime for this guy, g'night /cum/shots

Thinking of doing a mass email campaign just email every single politician claiming to have obtained compromising vids of them , and just wait and see which ones respond hopefully revealing something
Could be entertaining

>Straightfags can't even conceive of any kind of gay sex other than anal, never even occurs to them that striggers do anal too
Sad but what can you expect from retarded incels.

>>223441059
250mg of test e e3.5d + 250mg hcg 2x a week

My life is incomprehensible to me. How am I really a guy who goes to his job and lives in the world? Who are these people? Where am I? What's happening? I'm so scared and confused. Where are you taking me? Is love gonna be okay?

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>>223441077
gnight bro have a good day tomorrow and be nice to someone

>browsing linked in
>top recommended job FBI special agent
What the hell

nightly reminder erections are consent and moids cant be raped

>>223441144
Spoken like a true sexual predator

>>223441144
thanks for voting in bajillion bomalians foid
im sure theyll treat you with the utmost respect and dignity (not like you deserve any better)

>>223441171
i hope we nuke your country

cummiessssss

>trump rally couple hours ago
>someone in the audience shouting "pedophile protector!" constantly
>trump is visibly rattled
>starts raising his voice and talking really quick to try to drown it out
>he can't do it
>starts crying "waaahh commie! the guy calling me a pedo must be a commie! you're communists!!!!"

ban me for politics, idk
youre nation is ran by a nonce
he knows hes a nonce too hence his response
he can't debunk reality so his only cope is to throw out the one word that every american has been taught from birth to fear for the past 80 years

>>223441188
you spend your days licking our feet (us POCs)

>>223441197
we all know
>>>/pol/

Shit tok doesn't hit like it used to. I miss the ching chong owners

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>>223440766
The year is 1300, in the real world, of actual history. Katoyissa, a bachelor, awoke to the sound of roosters in his tiny hut in Siksikashire, in fair Aapatohsipikani County. For breakfast, he had two eggs, scrambled, pancakes and maple syrup, fried mushrooms and hash browns. After he had washed everything, he started fiddling with his pipe to contemplate while the sun continued rising.
>"Deary me, running low on tobacco!"
Mr. Kato started rummaging around his things excitedly.
>"Best be getting down to the merchant then. I've a mind to see him anyway for a tete-a-tete."
Mr. Kato got his hat of rabbit fur and birch cane and put on his overcoat--beaver and moose fur--and made his way down from his hut through his garden along the stepping stone path that to his fence's front gate.
>"What's this!?"
Mr. Kato thought with delight. There was a hedgehog! Emerging from the hedge!
>"Who are you?"
The hedgehog didn't look up.
>"Name's Hedgington. Who is asking? And just what has you out this early, human?"
>"Ran low on tobacco I did, so I'm off to town."
It did not occur to Mr. Kato how, or why, a hedgehog was even there, or what a hedgehog even was.

its insane how ugly jeets are

>>223441197
why do you care you paki faggot fuck off and worry about your own pedo government

drinking milk

i hate these fucking people
it's like
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR MAMDANI OR ELSE YOURE A PEDOPHILE JEW LOVING ZIONIST
fuck off

>>223441197
>tf
you need to worry about your own business

>>223441236
you're a brapzil tho

Cheeky lil whiff of Gfbergs butthole before bed

>>223441197
Silence is deafening on the rape gang inquiry report from the same people talking about some nonce this and that

My cock is writhing for you sexmommy!!!

>>223441253
you dont have a gf

>>223441253
do people who like sniffing girl butts just like sweat smell or do they actually like poopy ass smell

just broke up with my girlfriend so i can drink beer until i die

>>223441259
Cope
>>223441262
Girl buttholes are magic anon

>>223441286
cope with what?

>>223441286
>avoiding the question
do you like poop smell or not?

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>you'll never get a CNN reporter to strip naked in solidarity with your incel ways

>>223441266
I'm not sure where my relationship is going either but I might find it harder to stay sober

>>223441308
a norwegian reporter posted her nudes in /norgetråden/ iirc

>>223441317
let's drink and do drugs and commit sexual crimes

>>223441308
lol wonder how she explained that one at the office
>umm I was just uh...so moved by this poor incel...it felt weird NOT being naked you know haha

Replace my mind with muddollars

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Sometimes I have this dream where people are chasing me and trying to get me but my house has this secret passageway that only I know about where I climb up into this chute thing and I come out the other end in a secret hidden chamber beneath the basement and no one can find me and in some dreams there's a doorway in the chamber that takes me outside to like some sort of medieval marketplace.

>>223441365
That's cool and I like your picture

>>223441365
my recurring dream is that rebel wilson jumps out of various places and "gets" me. it happens every couple months. last time she got me at the gym. she was hiding in a locker. another time she was behind the milk at the grocery store

Got woken up by by upset stomach, ran to the bathroom, and for the last 20 minutes I’ve been pissing liquid shit out my ass.
I’m glad my body has a built in early warning system to stop me from shitting the bed in my sleep because Jesus Christ this is a mess.

>>223441365
same

>>223441398
horrifying

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Never had a nightmare ever in my life.
My dreams just don't make sense and nothing happens in them. Like I'll be with some random people from my elementary school days and we'll all be getting together for a roadtrip or something and then somehow it feels like hours of milling about and the roadtrip never happens.

>>223441441
When I was losing my first set of teeth I kinda sorta had nightmares where I would feel loose teeth in dreams but I never felt anxious or fear from it. That's the closest I've ever got to a nightmare

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If you had life to do all over again what would you swear off and what would you take up?

>>223441365
My reoccurring dream experience involves driving super fast and dying in a car crash. I’ll either be the one driving or a passenger in the front seat, usually speeding down the highway with obscured vision or with my attention focused on something else other than the road. Suddenly an obstacle will appear in the road ahead, usually another car or a tree, and at the speed I’m traveling I won’t have time to react. I’ll slam into the obstacle and be jolted awake. It’s always such a “realistic” sensation of crashing that it feels like I was physically shaken when I wake up.
I’ve heard that people with sleep apnea will be automatically woken up if their brains detect they’re not getting enough oxygen in their sleep. I’m kind of concerned that’s what’s happening to me and these dreams are my subconscious reacting to that.

>>223441329
were they good?

any juicers online

>>223441441
>>223441457
Autistic people haven't got souls and you need a soul to dream

>>223441482
No but I'm ready to take peptides

>>223441487
I do dream I just don't have nightmares.

i want to put my penis in a girls tight ass

Human women should lay huge rock hard spiny eggs so they suffer as much as possible for being whores. It would be like chickens where they have to lay an egg every day whether they had sex or not. And babies should have sharp teeth and drink blood.

never met a good christian woman in my entire life

>>223441588
You haven't met me yet

not getting into the air force ruined my life

>>223441612
getting into the chair force is really easy though

>>223441612
Bro is Paul Dano in Little Miss Sunshine

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goodnight

>>223441612
In high school I wanted to join the navy but I couldn't because of asthma and then the guy who did join the navy fucked the girl I had a crush on

In the future everyone will be trans in one way or another

>>223441632
fuck you

oh shit wonder how long until >>223444444

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>TRIGGER WARNING

>If seeing cyclists running red lights at empty interestions while endangering NO ONE upsets you. I suggest pressing the back button on your phone or browser.

>VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

thread just died

cum used to be bussin

>>223441757
It's been slow recently I wonder if everyone got jan'd

>>223441784
reckon people just got sick of it and left forever, like jason

Okay I'm doing a max weight shaved head big beard Redguard heavy armor greatsword run
I'm going to be a based black man.

its one in the morning at night on a tuesday

>>223441803
There used to be Calipoornians soyquoting at this hour

>>223441710
>cyclists running red lights at empty interestions while endangering NO ONE
Just returned from doing exactly this

cities only serve to benefit corporations and people who are disgustingly rich yet the people who advocate most for them are the dumbest poorest niggas on the planet

This is wrong, this is illegitimate. Your laws don’t deserve obedience. Your property claims don’t deserve protection. Your authority doesn’t deserve respect.

>>223441840
well you're a doodoo head so

>>223440942
whoever made this doesnt know how to cook themselves
it feels like it was a zoomer who just started getting into cooking for himself

I started biking around this neighborhood by my house at night like between 11 and 1. Sorry if the HOA don't like it but it's when the temperature is tolerable and traffic is slow and I won't get sunburnt. I have lights on my bike so it's not like I'm looking sketchy.

>>223441840
Aren't you that fat fuck unironic communist troon? Kill yourself.

>>223441858
Wow the old people in your gated community are going to FLIP!

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Wasting another night

>>223441793
all the interesting anons left. now it's just boring people like you and i.

>>223441875
it's ok, it's a week night

black and gold by sam sparro was a good song

why are troons so obsessed with being moderators on discords and forums?

>driving down one of busiest roads in my city from 11pm-2am
>multiple cars doing 60+ over the speed limit
>very clear drunk drivers swerving and going into drive and reverse and drive and reverse at stop lights for some reason
>kids walking the streets screaming
>fat mexicans in lawns chairs just sitting in the median in the middle of the road for who the fuck knows why
>not a cop in sight
>drive down to the end of the road
>there are 3 cops just guarding a completely inactive construction site and have been for 2 weeks now
I hate this city so fucking much its unreal, this is a prison, this is a zoo. I can't fucking stand it here or these people

>>223441875
yeh not into israeli zionists

>>223441899
because it gives them control
why are you asking retarded questions

>>223441909
control of nothing, you fucking retard fag

>>223441914
Then what is the role of a moderator

>want to play games on pc with a friend
>they only ever use gamechat and it's a pain
>show them discord for the vc
>fast forward several years
>they're trans
many such cases

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>>223441922

>>223441924
groomer

Oh look it's an hour of a day time for cletus to start bitching about cities unprompted again. If you don't like them don't go to them haynigger.

>>223441935
you eat my leftovers city cuck

oh great the faggot is about to sperg out and spam his fag porn zzzz what a great poster

My uncle owns a farm. I visit several times a year. You eat steakums and canned beans from the dollar store.

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did a poopey

my uncle had a farm when i was kid
now i have repressed memories

>>223441964
lol your uncle sounds like a shit farmer

city cucks always seething about living in the ghetto surrounded by mexicans lmao get a LIFE!!

maybe if they weren't so stupid they'd get a college degree and not live in shitcago

If you aren't even going to try why bother posting at all.

>>223441979
>about living in the ghetto surrounded by mexicans
SURELY this isn't true, right?

I like living in the country. No neighbors around, my dogs can roam free, I can piss off the front porch

>>223441979
Best city dwellers are the dumbest, gayest, retards on the entire planet
t. lives in the biggest city in the state with the highest IQ and am still surrounded by drooling retards

>>223441850
Is something not clear in the instructions

>>223441995
did you know some niggas be SCARED of TREES lmao what the shit is that about niggas being scared of nature ayy

I don't have recurring dreams. most nights i either don't dream or i don't remember what i dreamed
When I do dream my dreams are usually pretty intense

>>223441871
I'm not fat nor am I a troon

>>223442019
Let me guess, you do drugs of some sort

they call them deviled eggs because the devil makes you eat 25 of them

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>>223442025
thoughts on j*ws?? D:::

>>223442034
how do I give this post reddit gold

WHISKEY BENT AND HELLBOOUND

Rural people have over double the rates of suicide and depression as urban/suburban people btw

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>>223442040
Some of them are alright

>>223441900
Southwest?

>>223442063
Of the country? No, I'm in New Hampshire

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>>223442062
dats it, pabers please :DDD

>>223442075
eww gross

>>223442031
No actually I don't besides the occasional alcohol binge

Liberals: We support all consentual sexual activity between adults, love is love.
Also Liberals: ...unless said consentual adults happen to be geneticaly related or there is a 20 year age gap between said two legal adults.

it seems poljeet pedos wont be beating the projection allegations 2nite

>>223442120
>We support all consentual sexual activity between adults
Plenty of things both consensual and gross. I don't support legislation outlawing people from eating trash even if i find that gross

>>223442120
Liberals will look you straight in the eye and say they think father and son incest is perfectly normal and healthy since there's no risk of unwanted pregnancy and it would be undemocratic to be against it

>or there is a 20 year age gap between said two legal adults.
Unless you're a muslim and it's a 20yr age gap between you and a legal minor

>replaced my drink mix with one that has taurine in it
>suddenly I am angry at everything today

>>223442223
haha IDIOT why'd you go and fuck it up like that

My sister who is 17 years older than me just called me at 2 AM having a panic attack saying she “needed an adult”. I have $2 in the bank, no job and no friends btw. The power of charisma folks!

>>223442261
>charisma
Literal blood relation?

>>223442261
Post pics of your sister, naked preferably

>>223442269
Not rizz anon, charisma!

>>223442213
Wow that's crazy yeah they do say all these things you imagine them to say

>>223442213
libtards aren't even human which is why they say those things btw.

>>223442293
Well she recently had a double mastectomy so I’d let her heal a bit first! Unfortunately she also has BPD and was a hypochondriac before all this so she’s always going to the emergency room genuinely thinking she’s dying while fighting with hospital staff the entire time (who actually do treat her like shit but she doesn’t help herself to say the least)

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>>223442318
>they say all the things you imagine them to say
Not only do they say all of the things that are the natural logical conclusions of their ideologies, but it's observable by their actions too. Liberal judges literally let pedos and rapists off by using a color swatch like the meme.

>>223442322
I think they're human but probably a sort of NPC that is incapable of thought that isn't derivative of an authority figure

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Just obliterated a spider. Listening to a true crime audiobook. Which makes me think, Does brutally killing a really big, scary spider count as murder?

>>223442366
depends on the kind of spider!

>>223442366
there is no need for such cruelty

>>223442383
>>223442390
I just obliterated another one.

>>223442366
no cause he's poisonous and would eat u

>>223442366
Tarantulas can fuck off, I hate bugs unless they're helpful like bees and mosquito hawks etc and I hate every performative bitch that pretends ugly monsters like moths and possums are cute for internet attention.

>>223442353
That's so hot

I hate spiders so fucking much. I almost feel bad, because when I see a spider, it's gotta die.
>>223442409
Spiders are venomous rart.

>>223442413
You posting this is entirely performative btw

>>223442366
he kinda looks like the cousin of the hobo spider who's name I'm forgetting. anyways they have a nasty bite so it's best to kill them.

Only bugs that bothers me are flies and beetles.
And cockroaches i guess but it's rare to see those

i dont mind bugs except mosquitos

>>223442427
Well it does nothing to tangibly benefit me so I guess you're just complimenting my swag then

>>223442423
she did have an affair with a married (male) nurse already, it does work for some people apparently!

I caused the japanese government to raise rates for gaijin permanent residencies this year. I am sorry, /cum/.

>>223442490
If I was, wouldn't that mean that it does tangibly benefit you as much as a woman posting a picture of herself in a bikini?

If you were offered a million dollars but you had to eat a cockroaches slowly would you do it?
I like to think i could, but I'd probably pussy out in reality

I don't mind beetles unless they're moving too quickly. If they're in a rush I assume they're up to no good.

There are no confirmed deaths from only a single spider bite in the USA at all. Even black widows have only ever killed elderly people with preexisting heart conditions. Those ancient "brown recluse bite" fotos are actually an unrelated infected wound. Stop being babies, US and Canada native spiders are simply not dangerous.

>>223442515
how many cockroaches? I can disassociate pretty easily so if its just a bucket or two over a period of time, sure. If its a million cockroaches (1/$1) then no

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NYC is gay as fuck lmao

>>223442515
i'd do it for a fraction of that

>>223442512
I don't anticipate you're about to orbit me and give me money and affection.

>>223442515
I'm getting a million dollars then

Nothing ickier than a poor moid desu

>Unmarried virgin cletoid still seething over an hour later
Sad!

>>223442529
A single one

>>223442530
why are gay people so rich

>>223442569
You would be genuinely retarded not to.

marriage is a trap. there is absolutely no benefit in it for the moid. think about it.

>>223442580
I'd probably be unable to do it unless I could swallow it whole quickly

>>223442515
>>223442569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>223442596
>no benefit in it for the moid
Sexo penis in vagina sex time tho

i'd eat a cockroach for like 1k

>>223442622
I truly used to believe that you had to be married to do that, one time.

>>223442628
how about $20

>>223442642
You can get it easier probably

>>223442653
nah

Women am I right fellas?

>>223442525
I can tell you were super against the COVID shot.

The sex times will have to end when we're old and wrinkled unless we want to shag an old lady, but who wants to do that? Not even old guys want to do that

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One time in middle school we were dissecting worms for class, and to impress a boy I liked I asked him if he dared me to eat one. He said yes and that if I did it he would give me some sour candy he had and showed me bag. I cut off a part of it and asked him if it was enough and he said yes. I ate the piece. Everyone in the class had since realized what I was going on and started freaking out but wouldn’t tell the teacher why. The boy told me that it was really gross that I did that and didn’t give me the candy. Everybody made fun of me after that and I didn’t understand why

Gay nigga hours apparently

>>223442574
Better question why are jewoids so gay

>>223442691
deserved for being fag

>>223442703
they love being in tunnels and sucking kids weiners I mean come on now

>>223389353
these look pretty good surprisingly

>>223442681
I hope when I get that old my dick will just stop working

i'm already an incel, i dont have to be old to not have sex

bump pls
>>223442755
>>223442755
>>223442755

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>>223442710
sniff

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*peeks over into /cum/*

>>223442805
Yo

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>>223442805
hey look it's a midnight snack!

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>>223442691
what an asshole

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>>223442719
best one

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My life has been turning up lately. Feels good man.

>>223442887
Notice how it correlates with you posting here less frequently?

Imagine like 1880 and your brain is so pure that a guy playing the fiddle around a campfire juices your dopamine so hard you literally get up and start dancing.

>>223442895
For sure. Going here now feels a lot like that episode of The Simpsons where the kids are finally over Itchy and Scratchy. It's good but it just doesn't consume me anymore like it used to, and that's really good I guess. I'm still having fun online though, believe me lol.

>>223443081
Maybe electricity was a mistake

>>223443160
uncle ted agrees

>>223443160
Went camping over the weekend and had the same thought. Looking up at the stars I thought wow this is much better than anything I see online or on television.

>>223443346
THE ORIGINAL ""TIMELINE""

>>223443160
Feel free to stop using it then.

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Spaffed with a 1.5 inch plug in my ass to a guy calling me babe on grindr
He wants to fuck me in my shed tomorrow

>>223442887
Wth when'd you come back

>>223443738
post shed

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>>223443764

>>223443771
Nice fuck shed

>>223443771
saved to shed folder sucker

Would you have sex with zoom zoom?

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>Japan is fucking dying right now
Imagine this shit with the Cascadian Slip nor San Andreas, no wait, that's a blessing.

>>223443837
Depends on the shed.

>>223443982
I can post a shed pic tomorrow

Y'all are laughing but its actually quite comfy in this warm damp weather
I'll get a blanket and some candles in there and it'll be like a little Hakurei shrine

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>>223440984
>>223441000

Hypergamy is cringe

I used to have a shed but I think it actually sank into the ground, all I have left is a barn

I sure hope nobody fucks my mom

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I'll never understand why people are okay with dog people as neighbors, but lose their shit when a family with a kid moves in. All the kids in my area are fucking quiet for 80% of the day and you can barely hear them play outside in the afternoon. Faggot ass dogs will bark at 3am from across the street and wake me up quicker than my own alarm clock because dog lovers don't want to keep their furbaby inside their house at night.

>>223446227
t. Gondii

>>223440919
Women moving too erratically gives me the ick. For that reason, I'm out.

>>223440919
>women worship
https://youtu.be/jSRKjh8jHqg

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>>223446227
i'm a cat lover

Happy nearly 8 o'clock buds!

I think today is let your liver rest day

>>223446865
Cats that are let outside start fighting at night with other dumbass unhoused cats. ]
The only good pets are the ones that aren't put inside at night, fish, and quail. Feral roosters from the local forest sometimes crow at 4am.

Why does every guy want to have the biggest one when the small ones work just as well and feel better?

>>223447922
cats fighting is funny

>>223448151
studies have shown that 6 inches is ideal

>>223448329
nobody is that big

>>223448352
isn't 5 inches the average ?

>>223448436
no it's 3.5

pizza pockets for breakfast

>>223448459
I thought it was 3
This is highly concerning

You guys are just memeing right
It's statistically impossible you're all under 5" right

Cowgirl butts drive me nuts

>>223448741
What use could someone possibly have for that much dick? It just sounds excessive

cheeky wake and bake before the gymmo

>>223448519
breakfast of champions

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Why is it that when I use drugs once in a very very long while I desire to play Roman/Hellenic games and listen to Romand/Hellenic history?

>>223446227
They need to train the dogs then

>>223448989
it takes months to train a dog not to poo everywhere

Real shit thread this morning fellas. Night crew needs to shape up.

Rape your own ass. I don't have the time.
*throws the keys to your ass to you*
*slams door*

>>223449498
wtf no it doesn't? Every dog i've ever had was crate trained within a week