good morning i hope you all have a lovely day edish
>>223444111type shit my grandad was doing when he was my age
What's poo pussycat WHOAwhoaWHOAwhoa
How many hours do you spend on 4chan every day?
Which imaginary thread posters will you be playing dollies with today?
>>223444168>>223444187someone's a bit of a sourpuss this morning!
there was a large caterpillar on the patio this morning, so I picked it up with tweezers and gave to a spider. No clue what the caterpillar was doing on the patio. When the spider attacked it the caterpillar thrashed about and tried to escape. Towards the end it looks like the caterpillar is covered in blood or vomit or silk or something.
>>223444168just coming back from a 3-day banthink i'll just stop
>>223444111clue gainers in control
sex with rinoa
the economic problem of the future will be deflation, not inflation.largely caused by AI and robotics.
>>223444161Is there a worse song?
>>223444222tortured animals for a brit gimmick award
What are your friends doing while you spend all day playing video games and being the funniest poster on 4chan?
eat
spending all day wanking to naked Japanese girls...
>>223444251went from pretty ideal male physique to grotesque. some of these lifters definitely have body dysmorphia
>>223444263based
>>223444251i dont have any mates so im not really clued in, what proportion of lads 18-35 are on gear?
>eating breakfast in this economy look at mr.millionaire here who can afford three meals
somebody ate poo
>>223444245No, I fed a pest insect to a a spider. Caterpillars have been destroying my garden. It is not unethical to feed pests to spiders
>>223444111Poms don't actually wear that do they?
25% of the human race's calories come from rice50% of humans will eat rice today
>>223444111Why is Monty Python's Flying Circus era John Cleese filming a selfie TikTok in the lovely English weather?
>>223444351and you don't want to buy a rice cooker
>>223444309i think it's a little bit unethical when you could give it a quicker death by crushing it but it's nothing compared to financially supporting factory farms (which i do) or any other myriad of common things so eh, we live in a hell world
rorke becoming an actor so he can be typecast in the WMBF couple that every ad has
>>223444351literally eating rice as we fucking speak
>>223444222love living on this divinely created and completely perfect world
might have some rice later
>>223444356My other rice cooker would start complaining about monogamy
>>223444251was already on gear in the first vid >>223444282a lot
>>223444368Sounds like Rorke has a more exciting life then yours
>>223444266they're basically male-to-male transsexuals
can the news stop fucking talking about NEETS
might go to the bakers
*lets off a horrible eggy fart in the middle of the thread**looks at >>223444400*whats that smell? oh my god, have you farted? everyone, >>223444400 farted, ewwww!
>>223444111Same to you, land-grabbing OP.
>>223444400Fucking disgusting
>>223444222That's a false widow. The most venomous spider in the UK. Invasive species that breeds like crazy. Came in with fruit imports from spanish islands. You should kill it before you have an issue. I did a mass genicde last year when there were literally hundreds. Now they've bred back to at least half the population. Those spiders aren't a joke.
opsec level: scraniel
>>223444356dont need to. i can cook it perfectly in a saucepan (i have a method)
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784805928040341.webm
>>223444456erm whos that?
>>223444418Do all your mates laugh at your jokes?
>>223444456lovely fanoisunfortunately half the time people who link to /gif/ in here are posting scat
>>223444457rorke mate...
the next post about rorke will have you SCREAMING, lads.
poo #2 of the day violently banging on my arse door demanding to be released
so what were they up to then the engineers in prometheus?
rorke farting
I came to this country with 2 nickels in my pocket and that’s it
India and China grow most of the world's rice at 28% each
I'm going to get up and wash my excellent bedsheets OK
>>223444524interesting
>>223444472yeah
>wake up no alarm>goy scroll for 10 minutes>get up and bounce around for 5 minutes to shake sleep off, get blood flowing, get lymphatic system drained>glass of water, black coffee (intermittent fasting)>back to scrolling with coffee (on the clock of course)>prep breakfast for preworkout later>attend morning meeting with line manager, convince him i'm working>put on an episode of the sopranos to watch in bedAny yin yang man in
>>223444511didnt understand what the hell was going on in that film when i were a lad x
Tuesday. Yesterday was a false start. Got to keep grinding. Need that promotion. Need to be the best man I can be for my future GF.
>>223444361What's so unethical about it? Crushing it under your sole serves no purpose. Feeding it to a spider gives the latter better chances at survival. It's a win-win scenario.
>>223444524Found out japan only really started eating bread in like 1870
and the latest from the hantavirus?
No one says fapping anymore
why do nords like to wear fur? so that their wives wouldn't question why is there fur on their clothes when they come home late at night
everything is in harmony
holy fuck I was just stuck in traffic for 45 mins doing 5km/h. I hope whoever crashed is fucking dead and they leave a young family behind. Fucking dogs, diesel is almost $2.50 a litre
>>223444594Fapping is gooningTrolling is ragebaitBoomer is uncThe past is a foreign country
>>223444581was dealt a crushing blow yesterday, it's officially over for me
>>223444361>>223444381>>223444443False widows are already established in the UK
>>223444607Relax cagie
Back from rapetoilWas thoroughly raped
>>223444607reminds me i need to fill up my car
>>223444623can't get this one to load
might wook some wausages
>>223444582good points it's just that watching the caterpillar writhe seems awfully cruelit would be better to decapitate the 'pillar first then place it into the spider's web, but maybe spiders only eat living prey, but it would be an experiment
>>223444633grow up
>>223444626and I yur mum
my man outsources his moral compass to Google Gemini the free version too oh my ******
Mental that people use AI to outsource critical thinking so often these days>hmm these people dont agree with me, should i engage with them directly?>no, i will write a biased prompt to an ai designed to reinforce my biases at every opportunity>ah yes, i knew i was right
please join me in a moment of silence to honour maximilien robespierre who died on this day in 1794
yeah?
what's your number? x
>>223444658moving pictures are for easily entertained, low iq peons
>>223444684shagged 83 women in my twenties32 years old
Would mechanics who work for themselves and not like an actual company be open to me paying them to come and view a car I want to buy with me and they can check it out and tell me if it’s good or no? Is that common???
>>223444684Dunno probably 10
>>223444647Absolute freaks but i guess theyre right for eachotherSome people's personality is their job and corporate culture
>>223444684no one has watched 250 films
>>223444647kek she ended up coming out as lesbian
>>223444684is shawshank redemption really your favourite film
>>223444696you sure you didn't just shag one 83 year old when you were 20
>>223444702>>223444647They have since divorced because she realised she's a lesbian
ive never watched and movie
rorke streaming eu4 on rumble to 0 viewers
>>223444710I don't choose the rankings. It's done by IMDB users. They decided that Shawshank is the best film of all time.Don't @ me
>>223444696Quality over quantity desuBodycount maxxing is just to impress other menYou're mogged by anyone thats been in a loving long term relationship for years
rorke being hurt and humiliated
>>223444721whats and movie?
>>223444719strange how common that is
rorke doing a comfy retail wow with coffee and lofi music twitch stream
>>223444710Look at the image again and try to understand it this timeHow would he only have seen 70 of his own top 250 filmsWhat is the title of the list, is it 'your top 250 films', or is it something else?
had a dream i was shagging my cat (male) but it had a human vaginaso what the hell is that all about
rorke having everything he considers dear to him stripped away and burnt
>>223444754once had a wet dream about shagging my mate (male) but in the dream he had pussy
>>223444647You have never had a gf lad and you're mocking others?
>>223444766
>>223444752Alright simmer down Tom
would be mental if i was in the middle of losing my virginity and she said "please stop, ive just realised that im a lesbian". no coming back from that, would have to kill myself
heard she came out as a lesbian
could do with a wank rn fr
>>223444769wish mr freud was still alive so he could explain these confusing and disturbing dreams
>>223444726Do you spend all day laughing at your posts about your dollies?
bugs bunny chewing a carrot: eh.. what's up rorke?
>>223444732>>223444752didnt realise i'd signed up for a book club this morning
leftypol telling his mates he can't come out tonight because he's making airfryer cornflake instagram korean honey bbq chicken
never knowingly met a lesbian and im nearly 30dont meet that many people tbf
my flatmate was a lesbian but we used to do some sex things sometimes when we were drunk
>>223444658>>hmm these people dont agree with me, should i engage with them directly?>>no, i will write a biased prompt to an ai designed to reinforce my biases at every opportunity>>ah yes, i knew i was rightYou anti-ai luddites are such schizos>you're secretly giving the ai biased prompts to get it to agree with you!!!Nah mate I'm asking it a simple question and it does a large amount of research in a single second to save me time and effort on something that I don't need to spend ages researching and cross referencing myself
>Burnham Commits to Cutting Number of NEETs you'll all be ground up and fed to migrants
>>223444805I don't really have a "gaydar" or anything so once at a friend's house I was quite shocked when two girls suddenly started snogging with no warning
>rorke seething cause i made one post about himhowling
>>223444696ever been in love?
>>223444797are you leftypolthat sounds good can i have some
>>223444710mad that in China she's a 3/10
>>223444684163
>>223444823multiple times
>>223444818youre going to spend the next few hours pretending to be this character and spamming AI walls of textthats your lifeits abysmal
>>223444829What is the point in this dumb gimmick? An autistic hatred of images on an imageboard?
left my south london hovel and met up with a mate in central yesterday and i couldnt stop soyfacing at the architecture. the glass skyscrapers were all shite but the rest of it was incredible, has to be the most beautiful capital in the world
>>223444820did you cheer and start clapping and then get told thats not an appropriate response and given stern looks by everyone
your life is abysmal
>>223444848You are another anti ai luddite schizo. Mad how robots break the minds of the mentally ill.
>>223444842what happened?
>>223444611wow, the machine that affirms everything you say affirms everything you said
>>223444858could be worse, i could have been born in australia
>>223444858it's quite bad yeah. my stats:>29 years old>10st>186cm tall>no mates>no education>no career>no prospects>social anxiety>depression>low test
>>223444854been getting this bloke in my recommended and he's all about british architecture and how its evil or summathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhYPDQFBJiA
>>223444866you do seem a bit thick though desu
>>223444855they were apparently a couple and everyone else knew this just not me
>>223444866You should be executed after a fair trial by a jury of your peers
>>223444805They're difficult to detect since there are no obligate lesbians.
>does a large amount of research in a single secondhe thinks the free google llm is actually smart omds
leftypol unmasked
>>223444884>weight in stone>height in cmyeah no wonder you're a failure stop mixing metric and imperial you freak
>>223444866your life is abysmal
>>223444891ok i just disregard everything you say because you seem a bit daft
shite pride
I like the google AI thing sometimesEspecially for googling shit for my video games, he reads the wiki and tells me what I need to know in a second and I don't have to do anythingI also like Claude for whipping up simple bash scripts, he's much faster at it than me and I just make relevant changesFor these reasons I do not hate AI, but I'm still not his friend
>>223444883australia is heaven the garden of eden valhalla atlantis and agartha wrapped into one
>>223444840163?163 Jeremy?That's insane.
>>2234449036.10236 feet heightsize 28 waist (levis)
>>223444898Nigel the snowflake crying over words on a T-shirt what a woke snowflake
>>223444926you HAVE to let me in
>>223444884You forget that you're a virgin too.
the bergs thought you could claim JSA after graduating, turns out you have to have worked for the last two years!
>>223444914That's fine. But same sex attraction in women is mostly emotional
your life is abysmal and its time for you to die
i am a 23 year old "male", i am 175cm "tall"
>>223444898why is it clearly not intended as seriousclearly wasnt that clear
>>223444938goes without sayinggot no gf either>>223444943me?
doing a little flop about in the sun x
is there an echo in here?
>>223444880>wow, the machine that affirms everything you say affirms everything you saidNo retard, I asked it a question and it gave an answer>>223444818literally right hereI'm more and more convinced that the lowest iq people hate ai the most because you literally don't understand what it is or how people use it
>>223444936ill make an exception for you x
>>223444950i forgive you :)
Back from Tescos
>>223444903literally everyone in the country mixes metric and imperial you mong. you obviously don't drive
>>223444888>>223444890>>223444896moronic and empty whinging from anti ai luddites
>>2234449522k is quite a hefty sum. how are you getting that?
>>223444858>36 years old>9 stone>5'7/170cm>no mates>3 degrees lacking vocational purpose>work part time for my parent's company>failed at everything i've tried to do such as working in film >incel>never had a gf nor ever been on a date>alcoholic>does practically every "social" activity alone, such as eating out, going to the pub, going clubbing/gigs/theatre/cinema etc>to make it even more embarassing was born in a loving wealthy family with high intelligencefew people have squandered their life more than me
>>223444960corrr yes get all the dirt and dust in your lovely little coat and then eat it all later x
>>223444880this guy was having a meltdown over diego calling him out over ai arguments last week lmao
egg noodles for lunch
>>223444989the puer aeternus as it were
got that tuesday feeling
have any of you lot ever cummed on your gf's facefink i would feel bad after
now thats a star studded lineup
>quorn mince
>>223444962the observation that LLMs tend towards agreeing with the user because that gives them the best results during training is extremely mundane and well founded.you are being extremely defensive and sensitive. maybe that's a result of being used to talking to something that affirms everything you say
>>223444984you are dumber than free model they intentionally lobotomized in order to sell subscriptions for their better models that are also the worst performing among all llms
>>223445004you'll do nothing
where can you buy protein toothpaste?
P U stinky farts
>>223445014she doesn't let me but when I pull out if I get my cock pointed at the right angle I can get most of it on her neck and faceit's quite fun
>>223445002>having a meltdown over diego calling him out over ai arguments last week lmaoWhy are you lying?
>>223445016haha who the fuck
brit niggas will reply to the most obvious bait which they know is bait but they do it anyway because theyre that bored
>>223444970ohhh that looks lovelehhhh
>>223445027theyve already been made, i dont need to do anything
>>223445035screaming you're still seething
>>223445040lol x
>his wraps aren't plant powered
>>223445040who are you talking to
>>223445040yeah and whatpeople do it all over the net
>>223445014never had a girlfriend mate but thanks for the question
drinking a lucozade
>>223444967ok>>223444978less than 1% of the UK flags here can drive
screamo
>>223445020Yeah retard I know that ai can be overly agreeable, that doesn't mean it's always wrong or that any of the screenshots that I've posted have been wrong in any way whatsoeverYou've not identified a single thing you disagree with you're just whinging about ai itself over and over like a worthless luddite spasticName one single thing in any ai screenshot you've seen which has been wrong or biased
*poking my knob through my shorts leg hole so you get a glimpse*
>>223445063okay your mum then
>>223445061your life is abysmal
>>223445014Yes, on two different ones They both hated it but it's a feeling of complete dominance
>>223445067I'm posting from my car
can we get an AI analysis of ziedy's coded language?
foster's home for imaginary rorkes
aha yeah thats well funny mate, its getting late though so i think you should get back to the gypsy camp
>>223445083mines not so great either if im being honest :/
two retards arguing over a namefag
>>223445051You're so upset that you're literally talking about threads from days ago, what is wrong with you?
>>223445066sport or fizzy
>>223445082what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>223445078didnt read
>>223445087Are you really so socially-stunted that you can't even talk to an AI chatbot?
>>223445078Assuming you're the same person, when you got the AI to say Swansea is the single most important city in British history. That was wrong.
>>223445094its ok
Rorke, Stork. and two smoking Bjorks
>>223445083so is yours
>>223445122Concession
>>223445136my life is really good actually
>>223444884same but 43, 15st, 164cm
>>223445128>Are you really so socially-stunted that you can't even talk to an AI chatbot?LOL
>>223445135interesting and challenging post
uh oh he has started samefagging
mental how my life all went horribly because i decided to watch anime instead of revising/making friends when i was in secondary school. if i just did the bare minimum and watched movies instead then i wouldve gone to a better uni, got a better job, wouldnt be a retarded virgin at 24 etc. bit ridiculous that youre expected to make all the right decisions as a kid no?
30, 183cm, 28stno carno jobno homeno womanno cry
>>223445100the orange flavour normal one of course
rorke putting on muscle mass, losing belly fat, getting right with God, getting a chaste gf/future wife, getting his Reform councillor elected, getting a job and just improving his life in general.
he’s really not that attractive I don’t get the hype
>>223445177
Women love danger This cop clearly has fallen in love with this carjacker What they don't love are shut-ins who can't drive so learn to drive ok MANUAL as well not automatic ok
it's chewsday innit?
got alien romulus on, really do like that cailee spaeny
got drunk and started being racist in the work discord again
>>223444970veggie gf calling the shots
>>223445177rorkes love writing fanfiction dont they?
>>223445193hearing reports of this
i look like edward twilight if he were a smelly gay porn incel
>>223445129No it was not. Swansea produced the industry that made the British Empire. London gave away our industry and wealth and gave away our empire. This isn't difficult.
leftypol finally getting her sex reassignment surgery and dying from sepsis a month later from an infected poopgash
rorke daydreaming about bumping into people he knew from school after fixing his hormones and putting on muscle mass
>>223445195she looks like a girl that worked in the office of my last warehouse job that I fell madly in love with
>>223445193I DONT TALK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP SAYING I SOUND LIKE THAT I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223445195her bum looked lovely in that civil war film
I bought bitcoins when it was $95k
fantasizing about going back to ancient rome and captivating them with my modern knowledge
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>>223445195>>223445225ok we don't need a running commentary of you watching a screen and thinking the woman on it is your actual girlfriendjust like you did during the Winter Olympics
back from me haircutlooks OK. Be better once it grows in a bit but serviceable for now. Feels like a weight off my mind knowing it's done for another month+
this, love, has, taken its toll on me. she said bradley pooroar, too many times before.
>>223445241noticing a theme
>>223445211To be fair to me I didn't actually read your screenshot fully the first time you posted it. I just asked Gemini for a summary and it's quite an astute and airtight argument. Bravo.>There is freedom waiting for you>On the breezes of the sky>And you ask "What if I fall?>"Oh but my darling, What if you fly?
Im da based alpha
Alpha kenny body
im rorke of the boreal valley
>>223445135formerly chuck's
guys.. something is seriously messed up, i need you to be vigilant… its all so close now……
>Second home owners 'feel unwelcome' while locals struggle to buylol
woah black woman on teams raises a black hand instead of a yellow hand
rorke fantasising about singing in front of the whole school and wowing them with his secret singing ability
leftypol revealed
>>223445292Meibion Glyndwr
rorke rorke rorke of the jungle watch out for that tree
>>223445311lol for me its impressing everyone with my amazing drumming (ive never played drums)
>>223445238don't worry bro just hodl it'll go back up again
>>223445292None of those boondocks lower class freaks or welsh simians would ever be able to afford property anyway, bizarre little thing to get angry about
my 9/11
>>223445292How can you be a "local" if you don't already own a home in the area? Pretty obvious what this actually means if you think about it for a few seconds.
>>223445312Mental how much they lust for violence despite being a bunch of complete faggots
gaining a cluehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tibs_the_Great
>>223445330WAGMI
>>223445312you might be tempted to think that shadow on his arm is from his own hand and fingers but the shadow of his head cast onto his neck reveals the position of the sun is around 2 o'clock on the clock face thus that must be a separate person out of frame also making the peace sign, casting its shadow onto this man's arm
>>223445345the man himself
>>223445335pure kino
>>223445338Yeah it means English scum fuck off and stay in England or shut up and stop whinging about every local hating you
>>223445335thanks for the spoilers NOT -_-
>>223445328I do this quite a bit when watching drumeohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcKJWJUL2S4&t=6m
filter zap cannoning so many posts in this thread, I’m guessing he’s doing his daily absolutely hilarious Rorke bit? Won’t be seeing any of it.
Might move to Wales
Might move my third holiday home to Wales
>>223445368Oh I assumed it was about Devon and Cornwall
rorke retreating to his safespace
>>223445391Focus on moving out of your mums house first pal
>>223445380If you ever do post in this thread and ill give you a hand, I've got four properties in an and around Carmarthen now.The locals don't cause much harm and are largely being priced out so it's lots of lovely English couples in these ex-farms.Lovely little valleys there
katt
>>223445406:3
blud makes the same jokes every day of his life
>>223445406hairy bastard, get him shaved
holy cringe
little spike of my wisdom tooth just chipped off while i was rubbing it with my finger. i brush my teeth every day so whats up with that. guess it was partially under the gum and wasnt getting cleaned properly
My brother and his wife just moved to rural Wales and they say it's lovely
there's nothing we can do
Sir Barty Undergum
For me? Being able to afford at least 3 holiday homes and still living with my parents
Shove all the Welsh into the fucking ocean
>>223445438and what does the gf think of this
>>223445449>>223445449>>223445449
New>>223445434
not making the new because im on strike
>english banterChrist…
>>223445453this one was posted first
