Swansea edition
>>223445449this one
Oxford subedition
7 points for doing 68mph in a 50 and 82mph on a national speed limit roadgenuinely insane
he has started early today
Swansea is an English town to be fair
>>223445476Showing off to his beautiful new bird
>>223445476Is that his mom?
>>223445476i thought it was 3 points for each offence so not really that insane
>>223445476should be banned permanently he clearly thinks the law does not apply to him
Man dilated customer spotted
speeding is low IQ
>>223445519stay in your /sp/ schizo containment thread
had a dream that i got shagged by fdr
Harm the innocentMake them like youWhat is innocence?
>>223445476Permanently ban him, don't think i've ever been more than a few miles over the speed limit.Not an accident, just pure arrogance
>>223445532followed you here abdul
mad how I have a very serious high paying job and I come here to post about poo and bradley walsh
fs got no brown sugar in
has anyone seen The Odyssey? is it good?
so this is where dave hides
a few milves over the sneed limit, more like
visited to Chepstow recently and it was remarkable how many English people lived there, buying homes and renovating them, starting businesses and helping boost the economy.glad its changed from being a poor deprived shit-hole full of welsh benefits mongs.
rorke lurv his brown suga
>>223445566no I haven't seen it
>>223445566no i haven't seen it but its shit
what are you supposed to say to delivery people?
>>223445512no it's genuinely insane and you're wrong
>>223445566no! imax is too loud!!
>>223445590I'm sorry
>>223445590scream the n-word in their face
>>223445590sorry
>>223445476I’m getting 6 points or a ban for ONE singular speeding offence and have to go to court like an actual criminal for it
more spam and gibberish shite being posted on here again. who even are you people? is anyone actually real here or i am the last human to post on /brit/? why isn't anyone talking about anything or having a conversation? why are you all just posting le having breakfast lads and just walked down the stairs lads? Why would a human write that? im done with this place, grow the fuck up the lot of you
>>223445476mental how pozzed driving is now. He’s driving fast on the fucking motorway and the weather is fine. This should have just been a monetary fine.
>>223445578we really are brilliant aren't we
Anyone else always used to pick Daisy?She had the highest speed bonus of the medium weight characters, you see, and this was of course perceptible to me
>>223445605100 in a 20 was it?
>>223445590>hi*get parcel*>cheers mate
>>223445430I broke off the same bit of tooth while eating pistachios a couple of days ago.
>>223445607Oh fuck off you miserable prick
>>223445607You're going to die, and it's because you made this post. There's no going back. I'm sorry.
>>223445590thanks mate, have a good day
>>223445607shut the fuck up welshmong
>>223445618is it ok to say goodbye as well?
>>223445615You’d think wouldn’t you?No a little bit over 100 in a empty 70mph
just stood up
>>223445637no definitely not ok
>>223445607Filter all of his catchphrases and it becomes far more enjoyable
>>223445618>>223445629stealing these!!
>>223445622>>223445628>>223445633Like I said, grow the fuck up you actual spastic indian ESL freaks.
>>223445584is it good>>223445588cheers mate
I come to /brit/ to make serious posts, and I expect serious responses. You lot better pull your socks up and stop being silly NOW.
>>223445597>>223445604Why would you say sorry unless you kept them waiting?
i always tip deliveroo and uber eats drivers bringing me my food but i never tip amazon delivery driversi view them as slaves
>>223445566
>>223445637sometimes hit them with the "see you later* despite knowing I will not be seeing them later
>>223445642yeah I just said it and it felt weird
>>223445612whatever character I picked I always got overtakenI'd see cunts driving the little skeleton guy and think oh right if I go him then I'll win so I pick him then I see cunts driving bowser overtaking me so I go him and I get battered again. I think I'm just bad at mario kart
>>223445647You're getting upset at /brit/!
You will be raped.
>>223445647Thought you said you were done with this place.
herro /blit/ i am from engrand prease share many state secret with me i rove glavy and pie and beer
>>223445659I don't tip biomass but do tip everyone else
>>223445590I just say thanks and take carehalf the time they probably don't understand what I'm saying because they're gigabrowns During the heatwave I offered them bottles of water
>>223445682wow i love gravy and pie and beer too
>>223445684brother they’re all biomass
>>223445656do you want them to be over the knee or thigh highs
>>223445663awesome movie sir love from india
my current situation
>>223445687>During the heatwave I offered them bottles of waterno you didn'tthat's insane
im in bed farting havent had breakfast yet
You will be tortured.
i want him to crush me as he fucks me raw
>thanks and take careit's giving >eternally yours
chinese people speak in fables and metaphors and idioms. not a serious people
they hated him because he spoke the truth
2pac would've never colllabed with a bumboy like elton if he was alive
>>223445704reckless behaviour
any sexual tiger man in?
You will be turned into something that you can't even recognize.
>>223445696not true sometimes I get local white fellas and there's one romanian lass who I don't class as biomass because she's peng
zoomers: why am i still a virgin freak?also zoomers: >>223445707
>>223445713alri MoleMoustache
winked at the asda delivery driver oncedon't know why i did that
>>223445663The worst thing about Christopher Nolan is that you can feel that he could make some truly great films if he didn't insist on doing everything by himself due to his massive ego. Dialogue and action co-ordination have always been his weak points yet never has he bothered to get someone in to help him with these aspects of his movies. He just ploughs on ahead and we get drivel like this.
the government definitely try’s to shut people up by arresting them and running smear campaigns in the media. Russell brand an obvious example, Andrew Tate another one although I’m sure he’s no angel I doubt he’s a rapist
Is Rorke your imaginary lolcow because your life is so dull and meaningless?
>>223445707would you shag king dedede
>>223445700No way, that looks horrible. I hope you're alright. What happened and what does that stent and string do?
>>223445723sexual monke me
>>223445713idk why neeks get so pissy about thatits difficult to tell when people are being sarcastic on the internet
>>2234457142Pac was raped in prison and everyone knows it
>>223445663haha what
>>223445700cockmogs me
>>223445751>its difficult to tell when people are being sarcastic on the internetFor wogs and autistic retards perhaps
>>223445711I always say take carePicked it up off my dad I think. Gave "have a good one" a spin a couple times but it made me feel a bit gimpy
cant be bothered to find out what russell brand is supposed to be these days, a leftymong or a chud or a christian or an anarchist who the fuck cares
>>223445744kidney stone removalstent keeps the inflamed piss openstring it to pull it out in a week
can only get soft ons from years of wanking
>>223445738he has always been a hackhis movies are all terrible
>>223445743cor would i >>223445734im happy being a virgin real people disappoint me
>>223445764>>223445711If it's a black person you can also say "God bless", they love that
>>223445761I see nothing in that comment which would suggest sarcasm
>>223445751It sure is /s(that was sarcastic even the /s i'm mocking you)
>>223445659I was once standing at my front door waiting for an amazon parcel I knew was close on their little tracking map, I was waiting in person incase the cunts just dumped it out in the street.The delivery driver was parked a few doors down but out of nowhere he came sprinting towards me saying he can only park in spots between multiple deliveries as the vans are tracked for wasting time and fuel or something.Then when he handed me the parcel he said "itll say on the app that its in your letterbox, it has to say that or I'll get in trouble for wasting time waiting for you to answer'Then he went sprinting off back to his van.was one of the most pathetic displays Ive ever seen from a wagie, was like there was a sniper on him if he fucked it up, the cunt was probably running for most of an 8 hour shift kek
>hi>alright>*takes parcel*>cheers>cheers>goodbye>byehere's how it went down. in future I will omit the goodbye unless they initiate. thanks everyone
rorke getting arrested for impersonating a lollipop man and attempting to abuse his authority
>>223445770Grim, I wondered if it was a kidney stone. Get well soon
>>223445797nobody says goodbye it's not the 1800s
>>223445797the greatest minds on /brit/ worked tirelessly to make this happengive yourselves a round of applause
>>223445804think he just likes hanging around the school gates
farewell ...
Things have never been better than they are now.
i dont say anything when i get a delivery because i dont speak to brown people. They'll say alri boss in their disgusting brownoid yookay voice and i'll say absolutely nothing and stare at them then snatch the parcel and close the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quG6ZQe4e2U
>>223445663can you imagine them doing multiple takes and having to fucking stand there waiting for the imax roll to be replaced multiple times(only 3 minutes of lifetime per film roll) and just rolling around on the floor with that loud fucking machine filming them making trainsounds
vagina
Sir AImong OBE
>>223445738would be interesting to see him go back and do something smaller and lower budget like memento, might be good. the bigger he makes his movies the worse they get
>>223445791Yes because it's written by an autistic retard who has learned that he can use /s instead of baking the sarcasm into the sentence itself
if i had to rank them in sexiness its dedede >>> wolf from star fox > k rool > bowser > the rest no pokemon because theyre a whole different can of worms
vagina vagina
the other day a brown delivery driver said something like "alright sorted" in an exasperated voice as he handed me the parcel because I think he had been struggling with parking
>>223445861erm
>>223445684i gave your mum a tip
Morning all.
women? get them all killed>you couldn't possibly mean all of th-get em killed
Scenario: I'm getting a parcel delivered by a chinese man*takes parcel*Arigatosayonnara
well lads, why do you do it?
>>223445840hilarioushorses are funny man
just told the delivery driver to grow up
tell the derivelry man that you love him
>>223445841>multiple takes
>>223445839oooh alright hard lad
>>223445872morning lad take care
Do you ever say "Happy New Year" to the delivery person if it's your first delivery after 1st Jan
>>223445861ummeroo
I can’t take a 5’6 man seriously
grow up
>>223445882I'll stick to the Monsters thank you very much. Yes, that's the vice for me.
>>223445882Just the done thing init
>>223445795Yeah those Amazon lot are whipped to fuckSometimes I have to shout thank you because they're half way down the road a femtosecond after they knock>>223445905Have done but it puts me far out of my comfort zone.
>>223445882what if you drink every day
order different meals on every delivery app and amazon and start capturing biobames in your house, many of them are illegal citizens so no one will come looking you can collect heaps
>>223445907what does the australian gay men's football team have to do with it
>Parcel for anon/anon's gf?>Yeah>Here you go>Thank you ever so much>You're welcome>Bye bye now, bye
that defiantpanda needs to show her holes off
xenororke
little biomass girls
>Several crossing attendants have died in the line of duty over the decades, and hundreds are injured or verbally abused by motorists every year. >Because of the escalating aggression, threatening behaviour, and dangerous driving, an estimated 5,000 school crossings are now left unmanned as councils struggle to recruit lollipop men and women. The number of paid crossing patrollers has fallen by roughly a quarter over the last decade as local authorities deal with budget cuts.Good. Hate these parasites
>>223445940um
>>223445894i member aiden gillen talking about how his bane plane scene was just two takes so yeah maybehe was really unsatisfied with that
>>223445476>mphkek cucked fucking brits too cucked to use kilometres. beta males
whip your knob out when they're taking a photo of the parcel
SHAMBLING BIOMASS
shaking with anticipation
If I don’t go to the gym at 6 am I literally cannot be fucked doing it
I wouldn't say anything to the delivery driver. I 'd listen. And that's what nobody did.
>>223445957ktim when waiting for a parcel to be delivered
>>223445950km is for continental europeans
>>223445946bizarre statement
happiness is a choice
>>223445960wow you're so interesting with your dynamic and complex personality please tell us more
>>223445924then you're having a lovely mental sensory experience every day
mental how the french tried to metrify the calendar
>>223445911you probably can't take any man, warwick davis could wipe the floor with you
>>223445950Just makes more senseYeah I was driving 70mphInstead of yeah I was driving 113.5kmh officer
>>223445982oh ur bitter and lonely it stinks
>>223445964chortling
right so now im supposed to hate crossing attendants
if a crossing attendant dies in service they get a star on the wall of the DVLA
need to be wanked to completion by a woman
>>223445974>>223446011Go suck a lollipop
>>223446002that one cut a little deep did it, bet you look up to Warwick davis
>>223445982Fine if you insist
whipping out my purple lollypop for them :)
https://youtu.be/YrId1fgTMe8he's talkin about NOT ukraine!!!?holy shit
>>223445995this calls for a celebration
you can choose to be happy right now everything is fighting against you but the choice is still therein the midst of torture, slavery, imprisonment, the choice is always there
Lollipop woman strewn across the street, children laughing
>>223445882it dulls the pain of having no friends, a gf and being an unemployed retard who spend all day on 4chan
>>223446058ktim and i mean ktim
Cannery Row was good but Sweet Thursday were shite
andy burnham will be the man to bring a end to the Russia Ukraine war and he will be remembered in the history books
>>223446059had to rush to show us this didnt you?
>>223445882I'm of the belief that it genuinely has a health benefit in that; it's funWhy isn't that good? Fun is good!
>vlcalri paedophile
>>223446031mad how people are allowed to breed these things and deanos and deanettes think they look good
>>223446059why did you post this? be honest
>In 1994, Charlie Bigham hung up his suit, left his corporate job and went travelling. Inspired by his adventures, he decided to set up a different kind of food business that would stand the test of time. So that’s exactly what he did.But Rorke told me travelling is just mindless hedonism? And yet in the case of Charlie Bigham it's the catalyst for an industry-defining company. Curious.
I use MPV
Sir Deceased Gimmick
>>223446096legend
>>223446074and how will he do that then
>>223446074free bus passes in the donbas regionchip butties in bakhmut
Andy Bigham
>>223446096he went to the deep jungles of the Amazon where he learned the ancient and almost forgotten technique of microwaving your dinner
>>223446096>Rorke told me travelling is just mindless hedonism?Did he though? Be honest.
>>223446096there is travelling (female) and there is travelling (male). two entirely different things. men can either one btw.
>>223446096iceland's frozen tikka masala curry is as good as his and it's half the price
>>223446085>The thing you use makes you a paedo XD Were you the funniest lad in your school too pal?
>>223446098why?
>>223446122yes he had a protracted multiweek argument with himself about it
>>223446096their foods alright but is not better than other premium ready meals.i only buy them if theyre on nectar price in sainsburys
>>223446122>Be honestNot your personal army
>>223446096King
wile e coyote and his sexy british accent
>>223446132I like the scripting and customisation
There is an idea of /brit/, but only that. It doesn't really exist.
the key to happiness and contentment in life is to completely deprive yourself of all earthly pleasures and rebuild your life set on your own terms.
>booting up the pedo botnet to samefag about microwave dinners what a life
>>223446158sc
>>223446149is blud getting epistemological on a tuesday morning
>>223446121Yeah they're not microwave meals mate
>>223446121>>223446158You microwave your Charlie Bigham prepared meals do you?
>>223446087I have one but I got him from a shelter
>>223446129VLC is quite regularly identified as a nonce third-party media player. I'm not just randomly calling you a nonce, it has a very long history of discussion online as a nonce media player. Its like screenshotting something on the tor browser
>>223446172There is an idea of Tuesday morning, but...
Sir Charlie Bighams travelling to deepest darkest Asia to find the recipe for a perfect pre-made Lasagne
coming up to 12pm, right on time
>>223446185imagine actually believing this
>>223446182thats fine but people who get puppies and the people who breed them are evilfamily friend had one from a shelter too and it couldnt play without having a fit
>>223446158howling. he does it every day too. biggest sadcase in /brit/
Now I can play euro truck simulator properly!
>>223446176>>223446178idk i dont eat them
>>223446203Do you make it a habit to weigh in on things you're clueless about?
if you use firefox you're a wrongun furry!
>>223446202could buy a car for that
literally every day from around 12pm
reddit used to be alright but its far too gimpy these days. most of the comments on the British subs read like the comment section on BBC articles and Reddit banned all the good subs from back in the day
>>223446185Not that anon but I use VLC to watch classic films, never heard of this nonce accusation thing. I use tor to buy drugs on the dark web (or will when I work it out).
>>223446216Welcome to Earth.
>>223446202Confetti for the good little consoomer
Can you help us find Mersadiez?Mersadiez, aged 14, was last seen in Riverstone, about 8.30am yesterday (Monday 27 July 2026).
>>223446216yeah i do it quite often actually
>>223446198Oh yeah I agree. People have started breeding something called a retro pug and they have actual snouts so they can breathe properly, I think most deanos will still buy pugs though
>>223446202Virgin
>>223446224he’s here far earlier than that screaming about rorke
>>223446197its true, go and ask the indian spambots on /g/
>>223446219firefox put a vpn into their browser recently i had a big porn relapse bc of that but they got rid of it funnily enough
>>223446202need the yank version
>>223446202dont think this is actually your screenshot but if it is how much do you play it
human milk is vegan since women can give consent
>>223446236>Mersadiezfucking hell
>>223446236You use VLC mate
>>223446219yep x
>>223446252
>>223446224>>223446241Around 10:30 every morning, sometimes earlier
>>223445476why are manlets like this
Might get out of bed while it's still technically morning
>>223446236Mersadiez nuts
They're going to hurt you, and that's okay. Let them.
>i've never heard it therefore its not real and not truemongo
Bighams is not a heatherpaedo gimmick, I invented it. You newfag schizos are more retarded than him.
>>223446272omg hurry uppppp x
>>223446265kek this frosch is me
>>223446285Did anyone say that?
>>223446267bloke has absolutely no life to speak of and really wants to be the main character of a community of about 30 people. Too scared to trip up though. He’d get a bigger audience standing on a table in Wetherspoons and shouting his gay thoughts out
>>223446269Why aren't you with your gf or mates now, height chad?
>>223446248Every other day
>>223446269big americans also drive these though
>>223446293you love to see it
>>223446303yeah, you did
>>223446287
>>223446293awpets and nice arent they
>>223446287Bit like how I'm the original yhe binble poster, but I'm not diego
>>223446269we have energy and gusto unlike the retarded lanklets
euro truck simulator organised crime expansion pack
>>223446315how big is the map, havent you basically seen all the roads and towns after say 50 hours
can you stop using 'mongo' as an insult. it's a nice database
>>223446252*cries like babby*
>>223446337That’s what you get for being creative mate. You make a cool gimmick, it takes off and then the schizos start hallucinating that their dollies made it.
I've got a magic arse
just woke upI pity the wagie
Trekkie brekkie down the hatch and gulleted. Just an American style breakfast from a local joint. Cost £50 all in (£25 per person with drinks).
meltdown
>>223446365you wake up and think of wagies?
>>223446345Takes over 150 hours to fully explore. I’ve probably done a 1/3 of the map
my gimmick from 2017 is alive and well
>>223446362What does it do
>>223446305How grim must life be that you create imaginary posters so you can gossip about them and wreck them on 4chan all day
>>223446366you got rinsed
>>223446293Mental that in the wild they'd be eating each other.
>>223446377Turn the news on, all they ever talk about is neets.Their minds have been completely raped
Why did nobody tell me how comfortable Skechers are before my 31st birthday. Been walking around like a retard in whatever Adidas/Nike trainers were the cheapest when I could have been walking on a literal soft bouncy cloud all these years. Ffs
dinner time yum
>>223446322Where did I say that?
imagine smoking wasn’t actually unhealthy oh my god oh mytyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65foeEIREtk
>>223446377No he wakes up and thinks about his thread dollies and when no one gives him a (you) he starts doing X vs Y posts to get some engagement
>>223446420because sketchers are for childrenused to run into their store, steal some gum from the machine in the middle of it and run out
>>223446377yes they've been toiling for HOURS lmao>>223446380
would you lads ever go out with a girl who wore glasses
>>223446432smoking increases the blood pressure and therefore the circulation of blood to the brain, making you more intelligent and quick witted.
>>223446450nah sketchers are fairly normalised nowadays get with it mate
>>223446452would literally go out with ANY girl at this point
>>223446452women with glasses are more sophisticated and pretty
>>223446452no sorry im not into four-eyed nerd freaks
rubbing my cheesy minge
>>223446466what about meg griffin
diane morganfunny
>Michigan officials say Kristopher Karolkiewicz shot and killed his wife, Amanda Karolkiewicz, and their six children, ages 5 to 15, before setting multiple fires inside their Grand Haven home and killing himself.you know it's quite stunning how frequent these dadberg kills his entire family stories are
>>223446491jeets love her
>>223446450Skechers aren’t for children I’m a 31 year old fat bloke and I’m wearing a pair on my size 11 hairy stinky feet right now
>>223446492wtf this is horrible :(RIP
>>223446492just no need is there? just kill yourself
Rorke getting arrested for his racist comments about Diane Abbott
>>223446492did he get laser on his legs
>>223446492>officials sayReckon it's more likely they were murdered and officials are lying about it.
>>223446492why are there two random vietnamese girls in the pic
>>223446512bit like that flight instructor that leap out to his death while he had a student with him lol just no need
I never even thought about this before but what do u do if ur dog just dies in your house who do u call even
What exactly is /brit/'s ontological status?
>>223446525why do you reckon that
>>223446535i get out my pots and pans
>>223446492science-loving atheist behavior
>>223446492zoomer youtube documentarians rejoicing over a new opportunity to exploit this
Rorke doing a shite
>>223446537wankers
>>223446535you get out your shovel and dig a gravesame thing you would do if your gran died, back in the good old days
>>223446512well she was a redditor and according to her reddit posts he was a serial cheater and she was just keepeing it together for the kidsI guess one day she pops out the divorce word and he freaked the fuck out >>223446526yank christians love adoption for some reason
women love truecrime shite about how someone was murdered and raped and whateverit's like porn for them
>>223446523kek good spothe's got girly fucking thighs ayeI'm a werewolf compared to him
nigga gwan tek his own life
>>223446544"Officials" are liars, we know that. The bloke has less motive to kill his own family than some murderer(s) who knows they'll get away with it because they're connected might.
right im off for a wank, im playing pragmata you see
>>223446595>>223446595>>223446595
>kills entire family and himselfdont think he can be called a christian after that to be fair
>>223446571>christians love adoption for some reasonSaves a kid from being aborted doesn't it
>>223446366Nice
>>223446589ok that sounds like nonsense to me
>>223446403
