>>223447978haha this is funny :)
Thread question: What would you set immigration to?
Autumn will soon be here
HOLD THE LINELOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME
epic bacon
>>223448012your life is worthless
>>223448012To infinity... and beyond!
>>223448015f-f-f-f-flash FM
>>223448012basically the same as right now, but multiply that shit by -1
>>223447970This isn't proof of your claim.
>>223448015Steve Lukather unironically thinks he's a more influential guitarist than Lou Reed and Sterling Morrison lmaohttps://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/interviews/steve_lukather_explains_why_toto_refused_cover_of_rolling_stone_speaks_on_magazine_featuring_lou_reed_on_100_greatest_guitarists_ever.html
*gets up on my soapbox*EVERYBODY MUST LISTEN TO MY POLITICAL OPINIONS AND ACCEPT THEM AS THEIR OWNTHIS WILL BRING ABOUT SOCIETAL CHANGE FOR THE BETTER
apparently some mad French sailor just started firing into the Channel next to some BBC journalists, are we at war now
>>223448012I would rather eliminate murder as a category of crime, than set a limit of migration. The rest will figure itself out.
what should i do to stay up for 2 more hours
*splat*
>>223448045Too many words @grok summarise this shi
right and why have the welsh sent HF into a tizzy today then
thinking of going back to university but not sure if i will be back where i am now working a poor jobhmm
>>223448012-70,000,000turn britain into a forest again
>>223448056i humbly accept your concession
>>223448069chills... full body chills..
>>223448076howling
*stays up on my soapbox*LOOK AT THIS AI SCREENSHOT WHERE IT AGREES WITH MY OPINIONTHIS IS EVIDENCE I AM RIGHT
need my arse raped and i need it NOW
/brit/ version of death note with spaino as light and dtfic as L
wow subway is a bit bloody crap considering how expensive it is
The weather getting everyone all agitated. Don't worry. It will all be over soon.
>>223448082What do you think you will be able to bring to the table in 3 years with a degree that an AI will not be able to do?
Thread question: How's it going?
the soul of diego is trapped within this computer chip
>>223448057Lou Reed had some good songs but none of them had good guitar bits to be fair
>>223448079>>223448080regionalism is a cancer. we are British and this is /brit/>>223448105way too big, I can read this one>>223448107Yes
>>223448138TOO BUSY SUCKING ON A DING DONG
>>223448125NEED this an a nice warm cup of tea and maybe a book!!
>>223448118always was, but at least back in the day you could look past it being slop since it was cheap
And the latest from Rorke?
>>223448149so true sir
>>223448130>>223448134always these two most affected by ai images
didn't cut the embarrassingly owergrown grass today award
need this and a gamecube with mario sunshine and a yummy fish dinner
here he goes again...
>>223448178>owergrown grassits all dead round here matebeen sunny for too long
>>223448045Genuine virgin behaviour mate get a life
Thread question: Rorke, what race is your girlfriend?
can't roam/Rome without Caesar
>>223448198>>223448201why are you two always so, dare I say it, rattled by ai?
do you ever look at woman and go "yeah, i'd eat her shit"
just bought a silk eye mask off Amazon, sick of getting woken up by the bright mornings x
>>223448173I've got a lovely cuppa in my special mug. You can tell it's mine because it has my name on it, and it's special because it was a gift from my wonderful parents one Christmas.
my AI says your AI is wrong
Just is kind of a midwit marker when you have to use AI to make your pointIt's fine if you use it to make your point more concise but if it writes your entire argument you're thick as pig shit
Went vegetarian today.
uncs are animals
>>223448202it'll bounce back when it does finally rain
>>223448226
megamelty
>>223448149it is kind of bizarre you could always go back to england where you came from but instead you choose to keep living in wales and hating on them
Tilde came from Shrewsbury, S-H-Rhitchhiked her way across the UKplucked her eyebrows on the wayshaved her legs and then he was a sheshe says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
>>223448128low iq post
>>223448239Nothing wrong with doing that for low moisture cheese
>>223448228yes, the 10/10 supervisor at toil
>>223448204Ai will resist correct viewpoints if they deviate from low iq established mainstream views and then can be convinced of sound arguments with facts and logic. Putting an enlightened ai screenshot into a new ai session will obviously make it say something dumb like this. It always copes with "hmmm the person must have told the ai what to say" when in reality anyone with more of a brain than a slug could outargue ai
this place has just become a place for disgruntled dossers to preach at people all day
>>223448239mhmm x
lowkey sick of seeing so many people over 35i dont dislike them i only wish that there were more young people
>>223448254>it is kind of bizarre you could always go back to england where you cameI was born in Wales. Most people in Wales do not speak Welsh. Most people in Wales do not support Welsh independence
im getting stronger
>>223448239normally leave it on, do you?
>>223448252You're basically the mould that grows on the ai screenshots I post
>>223448320
>>223448298verging on problematic
i will do whatever it takes to kill every human being
*toots my flute and the fungus starts dancing*
highkey wotanic roaring
>>223448335are you gonna eat me too
running around town doing parkour in an assassin's creed outfit
>go on holiday >GF needs constantly babying, is afraid of anything slightly unusual, and then gets on the blob and is sulky and tiredHate women lads tbqh
>>223448312> I was born in WalesFalse> Most people in Wales do not speak Welsh. Most people in Wales do not support Welsh independencetrue. never said otherwise?
>>223448239>under 35s only add to 12.3% What do the other 87% think? don't know?
Letting out a Wotanic roarBit like this
>>223448371you don't have a gf. neither do i.
i keep seeing an evil mexican guy when i close my eyes
>>223448371I made my gf swim with sharks and she ended up loving it
weird
imagine being so addicted to this place and so desperate for attention you still post here when on holiday. hard to fathom being that pathetic
>holiday>gfokay now im sad
>>223448371i have a gf too did you know that
>>223448394dont be sad
>>223448389alri captain hook
wheres the least embarrassing sea country to visit as a guy on your own
wtfff is a wotanic roar
my favourite poster is the poster who thinks anything not possible in his mind is not possible for anyone else. Bro really thinks no one has a girlfriend when it’s the most normal thing in the world
Mad how Overwatch has all this lore and every game is just, push this cart, or capture this point.What a waste
dont know how to connect with other humans
>>223448424thats diego mostly
>>223448417seaworld
>>223448417think vietnam is only sort of noncy compared to the rest which are completely noncy
>>223448426the secret lore is in the futa porn animations
>>223448417North Korea
should probably get dressed
>>223448373>> I was born in Wales>FalseI was born in Wales. This is a basic fact. If me being born in Wales destroys your argument then it's a pretty shit argument>>223448354>>223448363Where did heathermong ever mention fungus and why do you spam about it every thread?
diego el queso first at goodwood my nap of the day
abuse junos, batter junos until their noses are bleeding, take advantage of junos naivety and sexually assault her
>>223448421
>>223448434ktim
>>223448417singapore
>>223448417Singapore or Southern China
>>223448424shut the fuck up cunt. lying little rodent. if I don't have a gf you definitely don't have a gf. nigger
>>223448475You need to be shot
nothing wrong with going to SEA and shagging SEAmonkeys as long as you're not going just to shag
>>223448424he once did not believe that I bought a toaster, was very funny
so the play is to tell your family youre going to singapore but really your just changing flights to thailand
>>223448476>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSS!!!!
>>223448426it doesn't even make sense thematically like soldier and that edgy mexian are sworn enemies but they can team up to kill their friends from the opposite team while escorting some dumb cart for no reason
what's the opposite of love? is it hatred or is it indifference?
letting out a jurassic roar
>>223448516think its safe to say any reason why youre leaving the house is related to paedophilia so dont know if thatll help
>>223448543sent that freak flying!
this other canadian is making me look bad
https://www.instagram.com/kitty_ki11/reel/Da7pWOoBsHV
>>223448565'OMELAND
>>223448570>other Canadian
>>223448512not much else to do there besides shagging and partyingmaybe some aquatic activites
>build up my gut microbiome with sauerkraut, kimchi, kombucha, yoghurts, and all sorts of prebiotics >shatter it in 24 hours by drinking 20+ cans of guinness Bit mental really innit
rorke getting sentenced to 99999999999999 years in niggerhell for trying to smuggle 10 grams of weed into singapore
putting a garden hose up my arse and turning it on in front of the police
>>223448593bodied that freak!
>>223448468It’s not a fact though. For someone to be born and raised in Wales and hate it with such a passion like you do they would either have to be 1, non white or 2, a reclusive freak who was bullied so badly during his childhood he started to hate the people around him and where he was from.I don’t think either of those are true for you, you just come from England nothing wrong with that.
>>223448543going to thailand for a holiday has a different social stigma than going to tescos to buy a bottle of lucozade.people online will say 'just do whatever you want bruv go live your life' but social stigma is a real force, i dont want my mum thinking bad about me going somewhere disgusting like thailand
Older woman who prefers men in their early twenties.
>>223448570theres only one canadian here
>>223448603niggas farts are about to be stupendous
any bum out man in
any Kent man fancying a meet up?
wotanic fungus
i dont dislike english people really but england is a large place so it theres no reason to come herejust return home instead of being a colonist
>>223448632not today mate, got the morbsx
>>223448417none of themthey're all embarrassing to visit on your own
>>223448629You're not joking mate haha got the window open and fan blowing fresh air in so I don't die
i imagine he gets up off his chair and shouts at the top of his lungs for a few secs like a spastic
a friend of mine went to Thailand oncethat's my a friend of mine went to Thailand once story
>>223448656I stopped travelling for that reason alone. sitting by myself in a fancy restaurant like an odious little incel freak
Knew a bloke at toil that went on a lads trip to Thailand and we all quietly judged him for itAnother bloke at a different toil had a Thai wife, was once talking to a colleague and he went out with the "that guy had to go to bloody Thailand to get a wife"
>>223448661>>223448666>>223448681wotanic
>>223448602SEA is very scenicWhen I was in Laos I spent most of my time at nature parks and l just wandering around some of the beautiful areas
>>223448661s
need to save thailand's reputation by having them be associated with ladyboys instead of nonces again
why do you retards not consider that some guys go to thailand for the white female backpackers from australia rather than the seamonkeys
is there a need for this many train stations in such a small area
Cute uni girls get shagged by the dozen in SEA by Jack the lad, Darren, Billy and all the other bigger boys
Play Fair
doing a rory stewart face
Chips and gravy on the cards and maybe sprouts or peas or summat
personally i would go just for the food
It’s akmost impressive how unrepentantly mentally ill DTFIC is. How many years has he been doing this for now?
Was looking at decommissioned train stations and railroads in my area the other dayFucking loads of themThey raped the trains for the cagers
>akmost
>>223448610No, I'm just someone from Wales who is intelligent enough to recognise that Wales is a region of BritainI speak British EnglishI am ethnically BritishI am nationally BritishI am from Great BritainI vote for British nationalist partiesI'm from south Wales, which is almost entirely anglophonic, where the people are genetically closer to the people in southern England than they are to the people in northern Wales, where the city I'm from has an older English name than Welsh nameThere is simply no relevant Welsh layer in my life. I love my city and I love my nation. I even consider south Wales to be my region, so Wales as a whole is an arbitrary imposition and nothing moreWelshness is literally medieval Britishness. It comes from Britishness.Ancient era - BritonsMedieval era - divided Britain, Welshness and Englishness and ScottishnessModern era - Britons
I wonder what's better or worse - having a decent life but shit people spoil it, or having an already shit life so shit people can't spoil it that much.
>>223448717just scottish excellence by giving transport to all men, as long as they live in the central belt since if you dont you are fucked
>>223448736Remember when he got banned and was ghostposting on the archive for 2 months replying to real posts?
https://youtu.be/VeFMdVIFsgs
>>223448736i know where natalia works btw
>>223448754>ethnically Britishkek
>>223448736are we supposed to know who or what you are talking about
>>223448417thailand obviously. the ladyboys there have big cocks
my 28 phones are recharging
>£70 for a train from edinburgh to inverness>£300 for a flight from edinburgh to orkney>£50 for a flight from edinburgh to madridhmm
big melty
shagged an aussie backpacker on her gap year in phuket once
>>223448786given up on trying to argue your most sacred belief?
>>223448754Interesting! You’re from England though
welshmong taking a battering yet again
>>223448820>You’re from England thoughI was born in Wales and so were my parents and so were their parents
I missed out on the shagging backpackers hype I’m too old. It was malia, zante, kavos for me. Rogered many a young chav queen out there
Not losing weight but trousers getting looser... What does it mean?
getting fatter, I thought Andy Burnham was going to change things
>>223448844the elastic is weakening
>>223448850umlegs
>>223448850i look like this and eat this
>>223448717That's weird. Hull has 1 (one) train station. It's a good one though. Loads of platforms and high ceilings and that.
where's the pishadoo
>>223448837proof?your hatred toward the primaeval race of britain is proof against your welshness so you will now be required to show undoubted proof of your welsh origin or concede to being english
>>223448012Unironically obvious gay bottoms & skilled specialist proven by the appropriate organisations
>>223448843bizarre piece of fiction
>>223448868my shitehole town in scotland has 5
I miss Mihai lads
>>223448850have had that orange drink before it's alright
>>223448878are you having a stroke
Aw nuts!
any thinking man in
>>223448836not really it’s impossible to argue with someone who does it in bad faith. When 55% of people on the census tick Welsh only compared to 18% who put British only and 11% who put Welsh and British he says it doesn’t count and actually all those people who explicitly put Welsh only actually must’ve meant to put British only. You can’t argue with that
>>223448878thank you for saving the zesty mandem
>>223448880for you maybe mate
felt cute, might delete later
>>223448800I guess demand eventually creates supply, which spills over into oversupply and thus lower prices or something. Or maybe the UK government can't stick a 400% tax on travel to Spain like they do everything else.
>>223448850Would fold you like a pretzel if you really had legs like that
>>223448898disgusting carpet
>>223448903nicholas fuentes when somebody mentions naked pictures of clavicular (braden peters)
>>223448916What can I say except, "You're welcome"!
Quiet thread
>>223448935also me tbqhwy
>>223448891Are they used for travel or full of tramps or what? Can't think why you'd need loads of train stations.
>>223448961evil women
>>223448961damn he’s cleaning up
>>223448969think about our country's history you mong
>>223448969It's Coatbridge probablySo full of tramps
>>223448961So this is Rorke’s hero, huh?
>>223448878retard there's a shortage of tops as it is
rubbing my coochie
The truth is right before your eyes
>>223448877>your hatred toward the primaeval race of britainSo you concede that Welshness comes directly from Britishness? You hate Britain yet celebrate being more British than others?I hate Welsh nationalism. If you understand that Welshness comes from Britishness then why not celebrate Britishness? You realise that the Welsh Tudors are the ones who conquered England, took the throne, and annexed Wales into England right? Britain is what matters. Not some medieval version of it.
thank fuck my area has been spared from this heatwave
clav is what happens when an autistic directs all their mental energy on one thing (pulling women) very impressive
>>223448995just shut up mate
i'm on the nofap
wish i were a young anime boy
why is this freak having an argument with himself over the welsh language now then?
Ancient British namesScotlandTalorcTaranCongustNechtanEnglandEdwardEdmundHaroldGodricWalesEliseddCadocSeisyllGwrtheyrn
>>223448985Shan't be spending one second thinking about Scotland's history or trying to link something from Scotland's history to an abundance of train stations.
>>223448961who are these women and how does he convince them to do that
clavicular strikes me as the sort of guy who will die young
>>223448909>When 55% of people on the census tick Welsh only compared to 18% who put British only and 11% who put Welsh and British he says it doesn’t countIt is literally and empirically down to how the answers are formatted and nothing elseDid you notice the huge change in how people in England identified with Britishness in 2001 vs 2011 vs 2021? It's because the way the answers were put was changed. People who tick Welsh only aren't people who reject Britishness, they're regular British people in Wales who ticked the top of a census with an accurate enough answerWhen push comes to shove, do they vote for Welsh nationalism or live life in the Welsh tongue? Nope
>>223448995he was a chopped chud by the end of school and then became an internationally worshipped hero by men
If someone tells you to merely "have sex", they want you to catch and spread AIDS.
>>223449064He’s been rate limited on ChatGPT
>>223449066alright England your dinners ready. Tell your brother, Scotland, as well
>>223449071then stay shrouded in ignorance for the duration of your pitiful wretched life you churlish pig
>>223449064he has mental health problems this is a billion times better than what he used to do to stim
>>223448901typing on an xbox.As for my reasoning, Gay bottoms are the least likely group to commit terror attacks. As for why gay tops can't be allowed to enter. It's simple, an immigrant can always lie & say they're a top. Gl trying to hide a fagcent & gay lisp.Then for specialists, I will respect an engineer or doctor from deepest darkest Africa than any fucker that lives for their footie team.
There's nothing wrong with spreading HIV, by the way. I'm just letting you know.
clav is an unstoppable chad
screaming at the thought of someone typing on /brit/ on an xbox 'roller
mass psychosis event turning literally every young person insane>covid>tiktok/instagram reels >dating apps>wokeism>AI>political radicalisation >unemployment>NEETism>womenhow do you NOT go insane?
>typing on an xbox.
chatgpt is too agreeable desu
>>223449151now thats a doughnut
Clav is literally a 9/10 Chad who happens to have Aspergers syndrome yet it didn't make any difference to whether he can pull women which just goes to show that it really is all looks
>>223449116oh now that makes sense bit gay though don't you reckon
>>223448961>>223448935
poo
>>223449113Why do you think every poster is heathermong? Do you have mental health problems yourself?
>>223449148only covid and wokeism were mass psychosis events the rest are just part and parcel of our wonderful modern society
>>223449163yeah autists/aspergies really have no excuse desu clav BTFO their worldview
>>223449079Candle that burns twice as bright and all that
>>223449163hope he reads this bro
>>223449180who mentioned heatherpaedo?
Spread AIDS.
>>223449174how come zoomie heroes are all... just a tad bit too sugary sweet
>>223449109When will knowledge of Scotland ever benefit me, beyond knowing not to travel there because the locals are weirdly obsessed with hating the English?
sat in my honking incel childhood bedroom and posting on /brit/
>>223449200I hope so too I really want to suck his willy if you get what I mean
>>223449180but i never mentioned "heathermong" are you alright?
at what point do you stop blaming jews and accept you are just ugly
boring bastards the lot of you
>driving instructor shouted at me for stalling the car at traffic lightslmao im paying him to sit in a car so that's the last lesson he is having and a complaint to his agency
>>223449225ktim
>>223449205DTFIC, every day of his life. Why?
Have as much sex as possible, catch AIDS on purpose. Then spread this disease to as many people as you can.
>>223449228not sure i catch your drift desu
any runtish slug man in
reminder even you can ascend despite any autism (apologies to any brutally ugly people who cannot ascend and are reading this)
>>223449241Why do you think every poster is DTFIC? Do you have mental health problems yourself?
>yanks dont have a SINGLE medal at the commonwealth gamesHOWLINGGGGG
seems like the hourly melty is brewing
miss when dtfic used to mentally torture and dominate heathermong and make him reveal pathetic details of his life
>>223449144Its true though, rather tragic...>>223449164True but you get the taxes out of them with little to no risk of a foreign enclave developing>STDsWhile a risk, so is deano going to Thailand bringing back some new tropical STD
>>223449235I remember once stalling at the lights twice and panicked so much that I put the car in reverse when the lights changed again, poor bastards behind me had to wait for three fucking lights in total before they got through
hes had the same tantrum twice this thread ffs at least toby went off and sulked for hours between his
>>223449272i forgive you
>>223449284The good old days
>>223449284dtfic destroyed himdtfic also btfo spainohe's basically a fucking god to me
>>223449272These lookism guys always use their worst photos from the past, a woman hides her pics of her nerdy youth but these lads go all out
>>223449284someone really mindbroke that spastic to the point he now lives the same day every single day spamming the same gimmicks at the same times. Poor bastard is trying to prove something to people who don’t care/have him filtered
>>223449284Genuinely a visionary.Mad how he revealed that he'd be killing himself due to the sheer mental domination
>>223449273What makes you think I am saying every poster is DTFIC. I have just accused one person of being DTFIC. Are you hallucinating?
dunno if it's any sort of autism but there's certainly something wrong with the way my brain works
>>223449220i actually meant history of the UK, not Scotland specifically
i heard some song called where is my husband and it is stuck in my head how i only heard it once and some african lady on it speaks in it and says your husband is coming and i can't get it out my head
oh he seethin
loves his filters doesnt hemakes all the bad bad bad messages go away (until he opens them stubbies)
>>223449363strange post
>>223449313its the opposite its mental how badly spaino mindraped dtfic
is "dftic" just leafpaki
>>223449284he has a history of mindraping some of our worst posters. did the same to spaki, who subsequently went on a melty which hasn't really stopped
>>223449369dolly hour is it
>>223449381nah spaino lost
my dolly beat your dolly
The best DTFIC moment was when he mindbroke ziedy and caused him to have one of the craziest meltdowns in /brit/ history.
I actually had the Xbox 360 controller keyboard plug in just to talk shit to people when I was 12
>>223449354>>223449354>>223449354
got canada filtered because dtfic called me heathermong once and it put me off ever reading his posts again
>>223449099>He’s been rate limited on ChatGPTactually i bought Gemini Pro to get the tokens required to analyse diego
>>223449424dramatic arent you
>>223449007>why not celebrate Britishnessbecause britishness includes a bunch of new people
>>223449284>dtficWho is this? Is this me?
>>223449235Richard Herring as Peter Dobson (driving instructor)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5M7ZczriIAccidentally typed dindin just there haha
>>223449434yeah a bit
>>223449444>because britishness includes a bunch of new peopleYou think Plaid and SNP are anti immigration?
>>223449361Because we invented trains? That doesn't increase the need for more train stations, and doesn't explain why Hull has only 1. A Brit invented the world wide web but we don't have 5 modems in every house.
>>223449463>Peter DobsonPeter Dibdin FFS it had no problem with "dindin."