A Dream within a Dream editionPrev >>223456290
I need a Swedish gf
>>223461174I need a Sadie Sink gf
there is nothing wrong with autism.
>>223461174>>223461187im a volcel
Finally got into the autism mod for Rome Remastered. Wild how good the textures look. They are still stiff and move in the same Rome 1 way but damn do they look good.
>>223461196Yes there isT. Autist
>>223461187If I only couldI’d make a deal with god
>>223461196most cases of autism should not be a medical diagnosis because the "symptoms" are having personality traits that are not compatible with the rat race
You ever just go too hard, I went too hard, I don't know when to quit
>>223461196amen, brother
where are the messsssicans?
>>223461303You should go hard trying to find a job and your own place ya bum
>>223461201t. incel in denial
>>223461352Why would I do that?
>>223461358im not an incel
>>223461352Probably the only jobs available in Brazil are drug dealer or male stripper
>>223461394You are in denial, sour grapes etc
>>223461394Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
Baracka Flocka FlameOne hood ass nigga
there is no such thing as an incel, doe. you live in a country full of women who want to have sex, so go have it. it's like saying you're physically incapable of going to the grocery store because you're unwilling to drive for 15 minutes to get there. like brother that's a choice
I’m a mentalcel, I’ve had multiple women express interest in me before getting bored
>>223461547Im socially anxious and shy
just had four (4) hot dogs and four (4) scoops of vanilla ice cream lol lol
>>223461547Ok but women don’t want to have sex with ME
>>223461431>>223461443okay but im planning to join seminary school
Why are you homeless just buy a house lol
Burger King has better burgers than McDonalds
>Why are you homeless just buy a house lol
>>223461662This is incredibly soul and posting this like a dunk says a lot about you
>>223461618OK but a lot, in fact the majority of homeless people unironically do make the choice to remain homeless over dropping their drug of choice
>>223461696If we had humanely run shelters and halfway houses that wouldn't be the case. Or more inpatient beds.
>>223461684This would be a luxury estate in Poland, so I expect no better posts from such a flag.
Madison Beer is engaged :/
>>223461696You could say the same for incels.
>>223461771doesn't make the choice any less incorrect
Going to the park with my parents tomorrow it's gonna be litty
Dealing with my isp has made me a complete misanthropist, I hope every person who has ever worked for this shit company has a sudden brain aneurysm
>>223461637true, but Culver's beats both, and their fries are better, but of those 2 McD's has better fries
Remember when you saw her for the first time?
>>223461234Self hating isn't going to help>>223461251Wrong. We can't change our quirks like NTs and it's painful for us to do so
what's that smell?
>tfw no Zesty's to chill at with your best gal for some frozen custard
>>223461915I creamed and screamed when that happened
Do you think that explosive diarrhea parasite also makes you vomit?
>>223461769she looks like she cheats on her boyfriends
new SSD arriving today, supposedly
bit the inside of my own cheek, ouch
>>223461962is this why my shits feel like Niagara recently
>>223461980make sure you keep consooming and buying the latest useless tech. You don't want to be a loser, do you?
getting pretty good at cooking pork steaksmarinade them in beer, cook in butter145 internal temptastes great every time
getting sick of this waking up shit
>>223461769WHORE
Write a poem about being an incel
>>223462009Buying computer parts is inherently a loser practice normies buy laptops, prebuilts or tablets
>>223461187WHORE
did gays spread the exploding diarrhea parasite like they did monkeypox and covid
>>223462009my last one died, I wouldn't have bought a new one otherwisehad the OS on it, whole computer is kill til I get it replaced
>>223462084yesit is god's punishment
>>223462060today, I watchwith my dick in my handmy life go bywhile Ido nothing
>>223461851>Dealing with my isp has made me a complete misanthropistWhy do you need to deal with them ?
you ever just fry deeply or you're more of a shallow fry sort of guy
just boglehardted a poopenhausen-von-arschelochepwopa phwoarin' isnae iISNAE Iverily imma hairfta be finkin'propa traditional scotch meal fer the brekkenborgchicken curry, naan bread, avocado salad
watchin destiny
mexico
fink watchn' taxi driver you realize nuffink changed since 1976 other than young people being slightly worse offbut like fink the issues similarechoesfing isthey didnae have internet den internet makes evryfing louder
im shleepy again
>>223462174Because this shit fucking service goes down every other day to the point that I was basically forced to upgrade to their backup cellular wifi plan except now I'm regularly hitting the cap on that because the shit still goes out so often and I called today because after it came back up it won't switch off the backup and it won't stop fucking sending me notifications and texts and emails about how the backup should be off but is still on, I asked them to just swap out the router since this one seems to be causing it and they threw a fit about swapping it out like it's a huge deal when it's literally a free service they're supposed to offer, eventually after being shuffled around forever they got me to a manager who swapped it in seconds, I hope they all suffer some day
holy fuark i think i need to poo
>>223461589update: tummy ache
>>223461230loved rome total war 1good memoriesand dey had a tv program using the exact same total war engine where they basically did re-enactments of historical battles and had teams of people like fighting each udder
>>223462266you are not being seriousthey'd gut you head to toe in the street back then
yeah i'm gonna poo brb
I have to jerk off super hard and use my pelvic floor muscles to cum
>>223462259Why do you watch gay porn?
>>223461187would glaze diss bitches face wiv my semenshe deserves itfilthy bint
>>223462259Watching him suck dick?
>>223462321dinnae ken wha ye sayin' pal ye sound like john mcenroe
it's 6pm on the east coast
>>223462331>use my pelvic floor muscles to cumwhy
sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do you know what i'm saying
>>223462411please don't rape anyone
sometimes you're just an incel and you cant get sex you cant even talk to women and it is what it is
Dinner was a plate of bacon because momberg doesn't want to cook
just poo'd
Do the chinese and indians in san francisco and vancouver breed with each other? Are they creating a new race on the west coast?
>>223462452
>>223462484How did it taste
twinkmaxxing
>>223462484based
>>223462501didn't sample it but it smelled spicy and a bit sweet
>>223462370>purports to be Scottish>purports not to know what streetside dissection with a butterfly knife is likeI smell a rat
>>223462493phwoar you know whatdats a mix i literally never seen beforebut den ageni guess likenepalese people are like what wouldhappen if you mix chinese and indianwell i dunno coz fink sum nepalese.more chinaman lookin and sum more indian lookinbut reckon der must be wuns slap bang in middul
>>223462530Spicy sweet treat? Did you eat curry?
>>223462498why would uou want any of rightall look sameall look vapid fake ass bitches
>>223462544umm fink youre norderin' on schizophrenic, dope-acar
>>223462498That pic is literally me
how are these pepper spray drones gonna work in schools?
>>223462498OK but women have one job and that's to be attractive. They're really not pulling their weight.
>>223462602The Glasgow Smile? Scotland is a notorious violent shithole, Aberdeen, too.
i like applebees and olive garden
Is Albania worth visiting?
>>223462613>be American>just want to learn your ABC's>meanwhile there's a robot spraying mace at a tranny with a machine gun 10 feet awaysuch is life in America.
>>223462577are you a cockney?
Do your parents or grandparents rave about Dick Cavett? Because every time I've seen an interview of his he looks super awkward and about five minutes behind the conversation
>>223462676My boomer folks talk about Johnny Carson and Dick Cavett sometimes. They also mention people named Jackie Gleeson and Bob Newhart like I give a fuck about these cringe fags from the 70s.
>>223462498you on the left
>>223462561yes actually, had some japanese curry for dindin
>>223462637umm you didnae mention dat in your comments tho
>>223462735Ewww
When did American schools give up on metal detectors and armed security guards? That was a big thing for a while and I can't see how anyone would pull off a shooting with that kind of scrutiny. Almost like someone wants these things to happen so they can weaponize the tragedy later on.
machine gun tranny is a good band name
>>223462753also, it is my considered opinion that The Vaselines SUCK ASS!
>>223462697I've heard all of those names but know nothing about them
>>223462697>>223462676dick cavett was an epstein rapistlike obvi he wasnt dun for it, but like ders emails of his in epstein files talking about like "how good the food was" and all that coded shiddso obvious he was an epstein rapist even if dey had no evidence to charge him wiv any crimes
>>223462798Most of these freaks were pedos honestly, showbiz seems to be a gathering place where they insulate each other and facilitate abuses. There was that Savile guy who was a known child rapist for decades and the BBC just buried it until he died. Absolute pure evil motherfuckers.
im ugly and retarded
>>223462506For me it's ottermaxxing
they don't make good games anymore any time you ask for a recommendation these days it's either something from several generations ago or some free to play gacha bullshit, we have stagnated as a society
if you arent bloatmaxxing youre gaymaxxing
>>223462878try re9
>>223462613What's the point of them
>>223462897I know it's "new" but it's still shit from a series that's 20+ years old at this point, we are fucking stagnant
not maxxing but i'm crabmode
>>223462925how about dying light the beast
>>223462878Remember when Americans used to make good games?
pendejos
you ever pooped and it stinked
>>223462955me on the right
>>223462946The first dying light game was 11 years ago, nothing is new
>>223462991"the beast" is new tho.
>>223462959always
>>223463006it's the fourth entry in a 11 year old series, nothing is new it's just recycled slop
Some women are HOT with their big boobies n' shiiiiiieeet.
Coworker trying to talk to me about "SummerSlam" in front of a hot girl
thinking about becoming a tactical operator
>>223462955does anyone have the webm of the poor people cake orgy where they are just grabbing fistfuls of cake and dumping it into shoeboxes and shit
>>223463031try indie games?
I really don't see the appeal of visiting Spain when you could visit Italy or Greece instead
>>223463048I wasn't asking for a recommendation I'm just lamenting the state of the industry
>>223463039that bread thing went about 2 kilometers, it was fairly orderly when they were done and scooped it all up
>>223462878i wast a big gamer but i still remember the hype of bog games coming outand i dunno maybe im just unc and im even more out the loop den before but i feel like that kinda hype for big games doesnt happen anymorei dunnoim probs just unc isnae it
>>223463078why would anyone bother going to Spain, Italy, or Greece when they could just go to India
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783001243037426.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783001243037426.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783001243037426.webm
>>223463078are Italy and Greece more affordable? I can see Greece being cheap if you stay away from the tourist traps, but anywhere in Italy worth visiting is expensive as hell.
Dubs and ww3 starts in 2 weeks
>>223463203it already started you're just in denial
>>223463079okay i dont disagree. i also believe this problem spans multiple industries
Please stop posting about gays and gay sex. We don't like gay sex anymore, we're over it.
>>223463203not even close
i fought in world war pooim ready to fight in world war pee
>>223463221I like gay sex
>>223463215dubs and you die violently tomorrow >>223463188I don't really think about price, I think about what's actually interesting to see. And I think Greece and Italy have much more to offer in terms of history and culture than Spain
>>223463251Stay mad bitch
The reason why you don't think videogames are good anymore is because videogames are for children and you're an adult now
listening to asmr
>>223463287I used to get mad when people would say this but now I fully agree. Video games are possibly one of the worst pastimes you can partake in
I'm so dumb and ugly
>>223463287Fuck this shit. "OH YOU MUST BE AN ADULT YOU SHOULDN'T ENJOY GAMES" "YOU MUST BE GROWN UP. YOU MUST BE MATURE BE MATURE OMG" And you know what? I'm going to play Mario Kart World in public without care.
>>223463287>>223463312Play video games that challenge you mentally
>>223463317kek you had me for second until the final sentence. they really do be like that fr.
When did you failed normalfags come here?
My hair is receding so bad now
>>223463354Normalfriend general. Incels get out and stay out.
Leave behind the towerYou know how it does us wrongI could bring you flowersOr singyoua love songAlmostlike I mean it
>>223463354nah, we're just old geezers now
If normie fags can consume Netflix and marvel slop that they don't even like just so they have something to talk about with each other, then I can play whatever shit I want
WHEELS TURNIN' ROUNDMEETIN' ALIEN GROUNDPASS THROUGH DIFFRENT TIMESLEAVE DEM ALL BEHINDI DONTCARE ABOUT THE COLORSI DONTCARE ABOUT THE TRUTH
>>223463379Brush it with a boar brush.
why am i ugly and retarded?
Parents are talking about me in the other room again
>>223463417What would that do
give me a single reason why women shouldnt approach me and ask me to be their boyfriend
Hiiiiii ^__^
I smell rain
>>223463455you must be ugly and retarded just like me
nigga head lookin like a busted brillo pad fr fr shit is deadass sad
>>223463455you make really bad postswomen like men who make good posts
ugly and retarded is just a social constructder is sum civilization somewhere where you are chad
>>223461112Big fan of this painting
>>223440102troon older brother who trooned age 36. there is a deep divide on who is and is not willing to speak to him or be present in same room as him
>>223463471i make awesome posts every single time
>>223463330Or you could do a mentally challenging activity that actually improves your life, such as learning another language, reading, learning how to cook, etc
>>223461662>FumoOf course this broken faggot has a anime doll what a dick sucking loser
My dad told me a story about a fight he had in the 70s. He was at a bar in Wasaga Beach and waiting in line when some short guy cut in line and started barking at the bartender to get him a drink. He started knocking shit on the floor and my dad said "hey shut the fuck up Brillo head" because the guy had nappy coarse hair but he was white. They went outside and fought, my dad kicked him into a parked car and the guy had to go to the hospital. Police were looking for my dad for days after it happened but he hid at his friend's cottage. Manlets used to learn things the hard way back in the day.
>>223463478Big fan of you naked
>>223463491Puzzle solving, timed reactions, and pattern recognition all contribute to ones success in those other hobbies while also being more FUN Isn't that what you should do in life? Have some FUN?!
>>223463476now THIS is a cope
>>223463480trooning past 20 is a dire prospect
Guys lets cool it with the transphobia OK? /cum/ is a safe space.
>>223463535>trooning ..... is a dire prospectFtfy
Found a couple packages of these on the discount rack at the grocery store and they're not bad desu.
>>223463535AY YO THIS LEAF THINKS KIDS SHOULD TROON OUT
>>223463554Give me one
Not sure when all these tourist incels started thinking transphobia is accepted here but it's not
one sporting the armor of a man whose very bones were dust in another country the wrong way around and one outfitted in a bridal gown his pony roughshod his face painted with lavender screaming death death hilarious
>>223463547it's so funny that anyone that sees this knows they are all libtards, but yet they will still vote that way
die troon
>>223463584YWNBAW
>>223463554I'll try the cherry one
>>223463587I know the pic you're talking about but I don't have it saved anymore. Would like someone to post it.
who tired as fuck, like straight up
>>223463618Not me
Just won an argument
chuds BTFO by this hottie with a body
>>223463618me everyday
>>223463515>Puzzle solving Solving puzzles in video games more or less only gets you better at solving puzzles in video games. It does not translate well into the real world.>timed reactionsVideo games have only a very minimum effect on reaction time. Exercise is a far better way to improve it.>pattern recognitionCan be improved by other methods that actually improve your life, such as language learning.As for it being FUN, things don't need to be fun to be enjoyable, or worthwhile
>>223463614that's my retard rendering a bit of of the Parade of Horribles paragraph from Blood Meridian, though African militia pics with the same vibe do exist
>>223463440Stimulate hair follicles
>>223463638exercise, dummy
>>223463648i do but i still feel shleepy
Expert mode skyrim is too hard bros, but I'd feel like a pussy if I lowered it to adept
>>223462317>and dey had a tv program using the exact same total war engine where they basically did re-enactments of historical battles and had teams of people like fighting each udderOh yeah I remember that. History channel but back before it became alien slop tv.
>No lunch>Late supperFeels like my stomach is trying to eat itself
>>223463641Nerd emoji
>>223463642>though African militia pics with the same vibe do existThis is precisely what I was thinking. Can't figure out what to Google to find the screaming child soldier in the wedding dress.
>>223463662holy shit how fucking bad are you, even legendary is piss easy
>>223463644Unfortunately not true
>>223463650shut the fuck up you shekel hording, goyim hating, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling, klezmer playing, khazone intoning, krekht creating, kinnor plucking, tziltzal banging, nusach conducting, paspag browning, haroset grinding, kugel roasting, kasha boiling, knish grilling, cholent stewing, shidduch arranging, shadchan matching, frum heeding, tzitziyot sewing, khumra obeying, kapparot sacrificing, sheitel wrapping jew
Shower time
Sabrina Carpenter is NOT attractive
incels be like "transwomen and jews are why i can't get laid" lmaoo
trannys and kikes are the reason why I can't get laid
>>223463709True
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i24pyZDO030
>>223463709I can't go for that, no can do
>>223463709Her whole gimmick is acting like this super hot hypersexual feminine icon when she's a 4'10 fridgebod gnome. I guess that's why her fanbase is just 13 year old girls.
Time to build a Chinese cannon miniature.
who the fuck is Sabrina Carpenter
>>223463716I have a gf and I still hate trannies.
>>223463730Liberia is the shit, I want to be commanded by General Butt Naked
>>223463709she is very much attractive you just don't want to admit it
trannies and jews are why i can't get laid (they won't let me have sex with them)
>>223463752some ugly midget with too much makeup
>>223463691Helped me
>>223463768>General Butt NakedI forgot that no retards here will know who he is, because they are retards
marvel gonna revive my sex life with these capeshit movies, finally gonna have something for a date again
LT. GENERAL CHESTY PULLER
KONY 2012STOP AT NOTHING.
>>223463819Why does it have to be boar
free lil durk
Thinking about that time I feel through a customers roof while I was working at a cleaning company
>>223463831I knew a Sergeant Boner
it's /cum/ game night tonight, i'm so excited
>>223463866I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOOOLD
>>223463662the combat is heavily dependent on the perks, especially the ones that stagger enemies.
big things happening in Finland
>>223463904This video is so blurry it's hard to tell the ethnicity of the attackers. I think I see a couple blackies. Regardless, the west has fallen, billions must die, etc.
...ESKIMO PUSSY'S MIGHTY COLD!
>>223463904why are black haired people so jealous of blondes?
>>223463904why are they beating her?
>>223463904Binland, Binland, uber alles
bros
>>223463662I was trying expert lvl too. It's just stupid because all the higher difficulties do is turn low lvl enemies into bullet sponges while they do 4x your dmg
>>223463969socio economic reasons
>>223464025
>>223463480Grim
>>223464014I liked the dr pepper one but it was limited time, not a huge fan of ice cream in general though...
>>223464080Kys
Going hard rape penis into vagina mode on a vagina sex style with the dick in the pussy so hard the pussy falls out , yep that's what sex is all about
>>223464080big fan of this image keep living
>not a huge fan of ice cream in general though...
>>223464120too cold and sweet milder flavors like coffee are better
Damn straight. Kid has a good head on his shoulders.
Time to go lift
>>223464141dis zesty lil twink prolly has all kinda shit bein rammed up his pooper back at the frat house finna TURN DAT BUSSY OUT GNOMESAIYAN??
>>223464080>Dr pepper ice cream What the helly
Sisterberg got denied again and is having a melty
>>223464184Denied what
>>223464169Yeah they've done limited time blue bell collaborations a few times now
Dr. Topper and Mr. Pib linked up, sneed it or feed it?
>>223464196Access to my penis
>>223463842Just do it, ok?
>>223464184shorty!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>223464196She got denied his dick
Chud the Builder shot himself in the arm while spewing racial epithets and bullets at a black man who was unarmed...the black man was unharmed, tho
>>223464141Even I could this dork in a fight and I'm a weak skinny nerd.
Hustler bros..we have to stand up for the tate brothers. It's our turn.
>>223464224at first when I saw this image I was dumbstruck cause the values were lower than I expected F to be
for christ's sake getting through a news article on modern websites feels like pushing a boulder through a sea of molasses, there's 6 million ads in every square inch of space.
>>223464184shortbergstein
>Girl at work: "You hear about Fauci? So crazy. Who knew that he was lying?">My face when
>>223464273Why haven't you had smex with her yet?
>>223464273Wasn't that the guy that tortured dogs or something He seems alright in my book. Never been a dog person myself
>>223464273Something happened with Saint Fauci (PBUH)?
>>223464273What was she referring to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqa9MbVCXXc
I just had biscuits and gravy and bacon for dinner
>>223464299Yeah he's getting canonized by the pope Patron Saint of Dog Torture.
>>223464263Use an ad blocker or go the archived snapshot of the article, dumbass
Bacon is a class 1 carcinogen, in the same class as smoking
>>223464301Women truly are insufferable
>>223464301this is really sad, i wish there's something i could do to help her. we should all learn to be more empathetic to women in situations like hers and so more as a society for them. it's not like we don't have the resources.
Did tom jones really stuff his jock to look like he was packing?
>>223464332>do a duct tape workaround instead of fixing the root problemclassic American.
i need more shleep
>>223464340it's not unusual
farts are stinky
>>223464354Yes but what do you personally know about the man's cock? We need to know
>non-/cum/ newjsid
>>223464299>>223464300the senate forced him to release a bunch of his data and part of that was his diary where he notes he straight up lied in public about covid all the time. for instance, he said in public it was way more deadly than it was, while noting the real mortality rate in his diary.also noted that ivermectin did work early on. obviously it did, which is why they were using it in the rest of the world.
Would you fuck an injun (dot) girl
>>223464141>no safe spaces>in golfwtf does that even mean. fucking npc babble.
I had sex with zoom
>>223464400Yes. Seeing those lips around my black cock would feel crazy good.
>>223464427>>223464427>>223464427
>>223464400>injun>dot?
>>223464400i've plowed multiple
>>223464196Jaw surgery >>223464223>>223464269Hello
