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Elon Musk edish
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>didn't link the previous
retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blqoTIoq_8I
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>>223467874
The world is a flat plane surrounded by an ice wall. I do not believe in globes and never once have they shown an undoctored photo of a globe
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>>223467834
Previous >>223464436
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>>223467834
>Early
>Didn't link previous
>Weird chud edition
Just let Zoom Zoom make the news from now on. He puts effort in and makes high quality news.
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>>223467902
nobody is going to read your posts lil bro
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>>223467903
most of the thread has him filtered and previous is for discord trannys who dont know how to use the archive
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>>223467876
damn... now elon is only worth $700 billion instead of a trillion... its so over for him
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we don't need to link the previous. You retards don't know how to use browser history?
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noneyall dinnae ken what it be to braphpg a bitch

yall no a jeet just won 10k silver in commonwealth games
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>>223467932
Im laughing more at the baggies who fell for it
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i'm not happy with my life
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>>223467938
corrr
gibberishshire innit
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I made a cool 6k off SpaceX then sold

easiest money ever
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I made 6.001k off SpaceX then sold
But it was even easier for me
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all that's left to do is goon, then it's nothing but the void
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>califags be like
>I live at 93345 Avenue de los Mexicanos
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Let's start a terrorist cell together
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>>223467886
Dan Hentschel is pure reddit I'm sorry
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*/cum/s inside you*
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>>223467996
and /cum/ is reddit too. What's your point?
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Califags be like
>I think I will go for a quick dip in the mexican poop sea today
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It is solely by risking life that freedom is obtained; . . . the individual who has not staked his or her life may, no doubt, be recognized as a Person; but he or she has not attained the truth of this recognition as an independent self-consciousness.
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>>223468018
Brian’s ideal vacation spot
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how come our two worst contaminated beaches are bordering canada and bordering mexico
really makes you think
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>>223468014
>What's your point?
Reddit phrase
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Chungusoylennial
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>>223468038
CIA loves to make other countries look bad
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shitty fat tits
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>>223467954
braphog*

kno*
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Hanging a nigger until his eyes pop out like a loony tunes cartoon burning the cross, and more
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What if there were apetitude tests where you have to fight a gorilla
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>>223468038
neither really understand bathrooms these days!
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>>223468138
How about apetitude tests where you have to prove you’re not an ape by getting a higher IQ score than Koko the gorilla
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An obscure blackpill few know about is that the predominantly female nurses feel “empowered” and like a “girlboss” when they throw away the foreskin of a freshly mutilated boy
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This triggers my rape reflex
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This triggers my *dab*
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playing that halo remake. played the original dozens of times, so i started with the prequel bonus ones. it's nothing to rave about, playstation guys are gonna be like "THIS is what xbox dudes were creaming about?" but it's fun, and whoever the voice actor picking up for johnson did a damn fine job trying to sound the part. they're still making chief talk too much, though.
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Never understood the circumcision argument. Women like cut dicks and they are the gatekeepers for sex, so their opinion matters above all
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>2/9 Jan. 26, 2020. Fauci writes in his diary: "Now we know the market was not the source, it was the amplifier."

That is January of 2020
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TheBurntPeanut is one of the good ones
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A common piece of advice is to ask for things you want, even if you don’t think it’ll work or if you think you’ll look weird. If you don’t ask, you’ll never get it—and people can’t read your mind.

I thought this was great advice so I started doing it and it has never worked.
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>>223468228
Explain this to me like I'm 5
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>>223468213
I heard they replaced a bunch of NPCs with gay black women girl bosses so I will be pirating it if I ever play it
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>>223468269
tl;dr: you're really really dumb
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>>223468227
>Women like cut dicks
No, the sex is objectively worse with mutilated golems
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Can I have some pussy please
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>>223468274
That's mildly infuriating
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>>223468287
okay get on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth and I will put a big thick fat veiny pussy in your mouth
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aaaa i wish i could run and hug every gay couple i see on my walks gosh they are just so cute. but it would be inappropriate
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>>223468280
t. virgin incel
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>>223468270
i don't actually know how i'm playing it. i never renewed gamepass, i think it's bundled with some other thing i have. i dunno. there is some new chick named "williams" who's annoying. she's sort of pretty.
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>>223468287
nĂŁo
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>>223468297
did you already have the master chief collection? I think it was included with that or something idk I genuinely havent followed it at all
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Never understood the slavery argument. White people like cheap cotton and they are the gatekeepers for freedom, so their opinion matters above all.
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>4chan has become so normiefried dudebros are literally talking about Halo here
Grim.
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>>223468297
>she's sort of pretty
really?
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Halo was never good, it was always shit
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>>223468263
>I thought this was great advice so I started doing it and it has never worked.
lol
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>>223468325
except you don't need to interact with whites for freedom. You need to interact with women for sex
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>>223468075
a former upstairs neighbor i had in a wood frame walkout type building was a single mother with a teenage son around 14-15 years old. kid was out of control and she defended all of it. kid liked to play video games online with voice chat for ten hours a day. every god damn day in that apartment i could hear him yelling at the top of his lungs:
>HA HA
>WHAT WHAT WHAT! WHAT?
>OH GOD
>OH MY GOOOOD
>HA HA
I complained about this several times. She felt it was unreasonable to complain about "talking". "He's just talking with his friends".
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I hate halo because it caused Xbox to succeed and Microsoft ruined gaming eventually.
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>>223468030
Life is a risk. Thanks, Hegel.
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>>223468335
4chan always loved halo
/v/ use to have 24/7 halo vs half life threads
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>>223468338
yeesh. well not there. i'm just now on the third mission. maybe she dies?
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>>223468349
>except you don't need to interact with whites for freedom
Don’t you? Are the people of Haiti free? There was a controversy recently where a group of illegal Haitian women in the U.S. got sent back to Haiti, and they all got beheaded (boo hoo nigga)
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>>223468380
well they all die at the end
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>>223468392
>no open borders means no freedom
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What was their end game with turning the frogs gay
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about to goon to gock
thoughts?
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>>223467876
We finally did it valuecucks
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>>223468415
They are still pumping chemicals in the water to make people gay
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Beginning to become suspicious that roomberg may be a communist or extraterrestrial. Based on their daily bathroom sounds each morning their routine is to shower first, then shit, then brush, then shave. That isn't human behavior is it?
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>>223468470
is that what happened to brian the faggot and this faggot 223468422 ??
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You ever procrastinated on your pickles? I did, and I had to toss two moldy jalapenos for it.
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>>223468485
he may in fact be a communist. normal humans, of course, always shit > shave > shower
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Working doesn't seem enjoyable, why do people do it
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How can you get 5.5" girth up to 7"?
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This gay little brazilian is so gay and little and brazilian
we need to get rid of him
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I shave with an e look electric hair trimmer and then with a razor in the shower
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>>223468508
I occasionally see a cute woman there that I wish would fall in love with me
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Of all the places to date a woman work is probably the worst
imagine if it doesnt work out then you're forced to face humiliation and see them every single day of your life or quit your job (she wins)
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Spent all night watching to catch a predator clips again they never get old
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>>223468508
the alternative is poverty or homelessness.
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>>223468485
I shower in the afternoon that way i feel clean while I relax
For me, shit first, shave in the shower, then a swig of mouth wash
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>>223468573
is that the show where the women were 19 years old but pretending to be 15?
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damn I'm busier than a cat covering up shit in a sandbox
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>>223468593
The age they pretend to be varies a lot of the men were looking to meet 13 year olds
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>>223468593
i'm sure i remember them using some 25 year old short woman who looked 25 trying to pass that off as proper bait. then later seasons they got better younger looking bait girls for their fake setups.
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I’m in Dublin rn
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>>223468606
phwoar
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>>223468634
How Jeeted is it
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>>223468608
well my problem with these pedo hunter shows is that they use actual adult women to pretend they are kids when they look like adults. If they actually looked like 14 year olds then 80% of the pedos likely don't continue with the interaction.
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Evens masturbate
Odds masturbate
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>>223468548
We work in a large building so I don't see her very often. You can go years with never seeing someone in that building.
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>>223468673
The decoys used real pictures of children in the chats with the predators
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the wifeborgianitis

as it were

verily

unto

thee
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>girl i was really into surprises me and shoots me down
>turns out she found someone else
>apparently dated him for two months and then broke up
>she's now posting/liking "all men suck" misandrist shit on social media
i get that means i dodged a bullet but this shit's the most frustrating thing about dating as a guy these days. there's literally nothing i can do as long as women keep choosing poorly.
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>>223468723
>dodged a bullet
You never had a chance to begin with
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>>223468696
ok well that makes them guilty then.

A lot of these social media types today use a lot of gray area tactics to prey on desperate men for content.
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>>223468723
women are always going to be interacting with another guy who just wants to fuck and is like 3 points more attractive than her.
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Can't remember the last time I had a conversation with a woman irl not counting cashiers and family. Definitely months at the least
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Going to talk to a woman tomorrow
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>>223468761
>months
Rookie numbers
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>>223468743
>>223468758
true desu
>be honest and genuine and develop real feelings for someone
>some rich 10/10 rizzlord comes along and says "hey bb ur my forever girl"
>she actually believes him, or maybe she doesn't but thinks she can change his ways
>gets pumped and dumped as predicted
>"OMG ALL MEN ARE LYING SCUM WHO MISTREAT WOMEN"
whatever, i've got a vacation next week and i should've blocked her socials months ago anyway for peace of mind
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Women seem just as humiliating and life draining as working
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Do you think hairdressers have gotten way less talkative since 2019? I wouldn't say I liked it but I was pretty good at slopping out that kind of small talk, but now they're quiet
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>>223468485
I prefer to eat breakfast, shit, brush teeth, shave, and shower, in that order
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>>223468824
>Do you think hairdressers have gotten way less talkative since 2019?
Are you a foid? I presume they've gotten antisocial like everyone else.
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>>223468819
it's not even funny how many miserable parallels there are between dating nowadays and applying for jobs in this dogshit market. i don't blame men who drop out of society completely.
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Nice guys finish last am I rite why don't the foids go for a real nice kind soft spoken sensitive young boy like myself??
Chad is to blame I'm mad right now
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>>223468890
So trve incels rise up incel revolutionary now
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i thought black irish were irish people with black genes, but irish people with dark brown hairs :/
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>>223468817
so it's the woman's fault and not the lying man's fault?
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>>223468890
what do you recommend i do about it besides go back to looking? fwiw i don't have trouble getting first or second dates and i'm not a virgin, it's getting to a relationship that never works out. and i'm not using dating apps because those are for masochists.
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>>223468930
it is the lying man's fault, but women turning into full on misandrists because they choose poorly. if a bernie madoff comes up to me and says she can double my money in a month and i give him all my money and he loses it all, it's his fault for losing my money, but i was still dumb to fall for such an obvious scam, and if i say "all men are thieving scumbags!" because one guy scammed me, i'm doubly retarded.
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>>223468890
>Nice guys finish last
My troon older brother used to say this a lot before he trooned. He is/was basically an /r9k/ tfwnogf poster.
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>>223468904
Stupid indog
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>>223468973
so if an attractive man goes and talks to a woman, the woman is supposed to tell him to fuck off if she likes him because all men just want to fuck?
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>>223469002
half the point of dating is screening potential partners
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top 10 farts in church
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>>223467854
>nooo i'm too stupid to find the previous thread by myself
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>>223469020
ok but you're pretty retarded if you can't see things from the woman's perspective. They don't know if one of these men will actually want to date and they don't want the regret of missing out if they just pass on the guy. So they're just gonna get fucked by them and get frustrated that none stick.
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multimillionaires are telling me to hate billionaires again
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Women shouldn't have rights and we see today why, hopefully future generations will learn from this
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>>223469041
i suppose i don't know what it looks like from the woman's perspective so i don't know what questions to ask or things to look for on social media or whatever, but from my perspective it's why i don't date women who want to fuck on the first date, why i push back if she wants to fuck on the second date, and why i'm careful not to develop feelings besides excitement until a few dates in. if she gets a lot of attention from other guys on social media that's usually a yellow flag, if she mentions other guys a lot on dates that's a red flag, and if she's hung up on an ex in any way that's a sign to cut it immediately. i've learned a lot of these through getting burned one way or another, or by going with my gut and being proven right eventually. surely there are ways for a woman to tell the guy who's too good to be true is in fact too good to be true instead of getting burned by touching a hot stove with the "caution: stove hot" light on and then blaming every single man in the world.
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dead thread
time for bed
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Sick world
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>>223469029
Good post
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>>223469075
Msnbc was running some ridiculous "wall street race gap" segment the other day, which was just some billionaire black ceo guy complaining about muh raycism in wall street
Some niggers have billions of dollars and still have a victim complex
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>>223469138
This isn't common knowledge but Magic Johnson is a billionaire because since COVID he's gotten a gig farming ESG for startups by temporarily being hired on as a CEO and given a 51% stake in these companies for the amount of time required to get them the money. He then take his money, moves on to the next company, and rinse and repeat. It's a pretty brilliant grift.
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>>223468978
>My troon older brother
Grim
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/co/ is the board with the most severely mentally ill people per capita
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>>223469180
/lgbt/
/vt/
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>>223469180
/x/, the cosplay, and pro wrestling boards give them a run for their money
>>223468978
Left wing incels always troon
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>>223469165
nobody is going to give 50% stake to some boomer athlete just for talking
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>>223469180
literally everyone on /soc/ is mentally ill
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I forget most boards exist besides a handful.
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>>223468819
a lot are, but so are most people. a good one can completely rejuvenate you, and i don't just mean in romantic respects. a sincerely kind woman can heal you, make you laugh, tell you about things you didn't know (bonus if it's a band). it sucks how so many of them are vapid shitheads, but social media has made distinguishing easier. "my instagram is-" okay, get the fuck away from me.
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>>223469192
>>223469204
/lgbt/ has a valid case by default as the board's topic is mental illness but the other two are just horny people. When is the last time you read through a /co/ thread? They are the most mindshattered people ever
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>>223469200
>nobody is going to give 50% stake to some boomer athlete just for talking
Boomers concerned about their ESG portfolios will absolutely give their money over to some nigger with AIDS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Johnson_Enterprises
https://archive.ph/WdRTp
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IDK what the fuck this put in this shit opposed to what they put in their other similar products but it has les caffeine yet I stayed up for 24 hours straight, was angry the entire time and woke up feeling like a hungover zombie. I genuinely don't know what to make of it. I am fucking slack jawed and dizzy today and my head is killing me. It says "with taurine" so I assumed that but the other products by the same company also list taurine in the ingredients so idk what the fuck is going on

It clearly fucked with my dopamine receptors though because i was horny as fuck even when angry (my body was asking for more dopamine)
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>>223469271
Probably meth and indian feces
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>>223469312
meth reduces dopamine uptake as far as I know so it would have the opposite effect
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>>223469271
Could be captagon
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>>223469269
they didn't have ESG back in the 2000's where is where he made his money
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>>223469353
>they didn't have ESG back in the 2000's
Anon they've had variants like SRI since the 60s while ESG was coined as a concept by the UN in 2004.
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>>223469353
The U.S. civil war was DEI
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That 4am feel
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What are Canadian women like?
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>>223469775
Whores for american cock
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>>223469775
i'm thinking about going to montreal fetish weekend, if i do i'll report back
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>>223469859
>montreal fetish weekend
tune me in on this, what?
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>>223470021
i'm going to find a canadian latex-loving girlfriend there or something
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even chatGPT knows
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>>223470242
lol
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>>223470242
I don't get it
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Poo funny
https://youtu.be/CXma_DuKUT8
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>>223470401
well you see, it's a long ways down
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Snake... had a hard life...
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>>223470401
A tranny posted that pic off a bridge with the caption that it’s a pretty view before committing suicide there, and it turned into a viral meme
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Nigga died
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>>223470634
what happen
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>>223470658
France is too hot this summer, Jean Pierres can't bear it
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For those that want a “15 years later” update on whether fracking was safe:

- Since 2010, 300,000 shale wells were fracked all across the United States

- No groundwater issues

- Nobody got sick

- Hotspots of drilling are thriving
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>>223470658
Found dead in his home
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>>223470634
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN
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Formulating a foid
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I'm 23 but I feel like an old man waiting to finally die in my sleep
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I can't take it anymore. I get sleep paralysis
/night terrors almost every night. I keep waking everyone I live with up from screaming in my sleep. Recently I was told "it sounds like someone being tortured in hell". That's accurate to how it feels too. Every single night now, it's very rare I just go to sleep and wake up like a normal person. It's driving me and probably everyone I live with crazy or annoyed. It's happening for years now. At least 4 or 5yrs straight
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>>223470688
My chudbot says babies got leukemia and shit
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>>223470857
Have looked for professional help
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>>223470940
Actually this seems to be a great example of an issue where the chudbots all disagree
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>>223470688
Again, do you have a peer-reviewed study to back up those claims?
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>>223470986
Nope not once in my life. I've done a lot of research and from what I've seen no one sees sleep paralysis as something important enough to be considered a legitimate medical issue or anything. And I see spiritual type people as charlatans or at least I have up until now. To be honest I am considering trying to get some sort of professional help but no clue where I would even go. I live in middle of nowhere and I doubt regular doctors would help.

The thing is I have realized whatever tf I have going on is not the same as typical sleep paralysis. It seems for most people it only lasts a few seconds or minutes. For me it sometimes lasted for very extended periods of time. The longest was close to 30 minutes. I am lowkey terrified one day I'll go to sleep and that will be the last time I ever move.

Also, I now believe anyone with locked in syndrome should be euthanized. Immediately. I can't even describe how horrific and terrible it is being stuck like that. It's worse than any torture I can think of to be honest. I'd rather be set on fire or drowned or killed by a Mexican cartel than just be stuck inside myself like that. It feels like my consciousness falls through to the very back/bottom of my head.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locked-in_syndrome
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I should not have read that article desu...
>Locked-in syndrome can be difficult to diagnose. In a 2002 survey of 44 people with locked-in syndrome, it took almost three months to recognize and diagnose the condition after it had begun.[16] However, it has been reported that it can take upwards of four years to receive a diagnosis.[17]

Theoretically there should be 0 connection between whatever I have going on and locked-in syndrome. In practice the similarities of the symptoms is too strong. I honestly would strongly consider suicide just to prevent the possibility I ever end up like that. It's pure evil that they actively know people have that going on but they just keep them alive anyways. The worst is the ones who can't even blink. What the FUCK. Who knows how many coma patients are actually perfectly aware but no one will ever know... God I hate it. How can anyone think this world is anything but an entirely uncaring universe when such awful fates befall random people
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>>223471248
It could be as simple as something being wrong with your bedroom.
Is the bed uncomfortable? Is it too hot? Is there lots of noise in the house? Are you eating properly in the day, and not too close to bedtime?
I'd wager this is a fixable problem.
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>>223471420
You do not have locked-in syndrome. Sleep paralysis is completely different. Locked in syndrome comes from crazy shit like strokes and head trauma
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Fuck my ass now
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>>223471426
>It could be as simple as something being wrong with your bedroom.
Highly unlikely. I've experienced severe sleep paralysis my entire life. When I said the last 4 or 5 year I was saying that's when number of incidences increased drastically in frequency, until now where its almost every night. I've lived and slept in a massive variety of different places. I try sleeping on couch, on floor, different beds, different positions, etc. Same result in all cases. Sleeping on my side used to slightly reduces the number of occurrences, but for the last few years it's the same result either way.
>>223471471
Yes, they're entirely different mechanisms. But my fear comes from the similarity of symptoms. The biggest evidence to me that whatever I have going on is somehow different than regular sleep paralysis is the length of some episodes. The worst one was about half an hour, and during that time I was entirely conscious and aware of my surroundings, but entirely unable to move or react to anything. I couldn't vocalize or anything either. This was during a roadtrip, I fell asleep in the back seat. I could hear everyone talking, I could feel the car moving, etc.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=VbHhaoSjSLg

The fact that they didn't immediately euthanize this man after he requested is nothing short of pure evil.
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>>223471801
Apparently he tried to starve himself some years ago and they used a tube to force feed him. Jesus fucking christ I hate humans. How can those assholes sleep at night knowing they forced this man to endure a hell worse than the worst tortures for YEARS.
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Songs where they count numbers are so cool
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>>223471982
Indian driver?
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>>223471982
Epic Indian moment
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Is it a good idea to add penis size stats to a resume?
It'll probably encourage a female HR to hire me but might make a male nervous
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>>223472101
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>>223472075
imagine even asking this
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10mm rounds are expensive what the hecky
Should have looked into that first maybe
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>>223472229
*gestures at my 10mm penis*
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>>223472263
Pretty big for /cum/ nigel
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ive never met a canadian
they seem very strange
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going to make tuna sammiches for breakfast.
>garlic powder, salt, paprika into tuna
>butter in skillet
>tuna in skillet
>two cheeses onto tuna
>mush together to form hot cheesy garlic tuna paste
>paste onto toast
>pepper the paste
>fry egg into skillet to desired doneness
>egg onto paste
>put lid of toast
>wala
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>>223472604
I am Canadian. I met an Israeli nurse on vacation in Cuba (born on a cruise ship in Israel but registered in Tel Aviv) and we had sex. She told me I was built like a construction worker, which I am not.
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Fuck global warming big time
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>>223472101
it is men who are obsessed with penises sizes, not women
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>>223472784
Maybe she meant you're mentally built like a construction worker (retarded)
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>>223472784
She means you are fat and hairy like one
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At dealership the cars getting some expensive shit done and waiting for the mall to open in an hour, any questions?
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>they still go to malls in brazil
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>>223473338
They're mostly food/cinema places I don't see anyone going into the shops buying anything
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And the movies during the day are for children and dubbed so I'm fucked, I don't want to watch odyssey dubbed even of there's a showing, might watch the spider man one cause I don't give a shit about that just to pass the time cause the car is gonna be done at like 4pm and it's 9 right now
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>>223473071
>>223473090
Kek no she meant it as a complement. I just lifted a bunch. Why would she want to sleep with a retard and/or fat guy? Doesn’t make sense
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>>223473451
Because she's a bad person and she knows she deserves that experience
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>>223473451
She has a fat retard fetish
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Why did millennials consider some animals like penguins and cows inherently funny? Is a cow really funnier than a gazelle or a mountain goat? What even makes them funny?
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>>223473662
>Is a cow really funnier than a gazelle or a mountain goat?
Cows r teh derpiest lil floofers !!1!11
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>>223473462
Women don’t have that level of self awareness
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Getting paid to rewrite the ol' resume then I think I'll take an aggressive crap in the gender neutral toilet
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>reaction of le mods after saying a based truth

Does this happen in your thread?
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>>223473904
Just ask gpt
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>>223474028
I don't use the chatbots
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I used to think about upgrading the PC now I just hope it dont bricks
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>>223474381
Why not? Your resumé doesn't need "sovl" o algo.
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>>223470236
mfw
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>>223474446
I like diy even when it is a bad idea
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Been a while since anything's happened. Are the writers on strike again? I'm bored.
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>>223474499
chatbots are just a tool, like your computer, like your car, etc.
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>>223474681
What is anything? A muslim drove through a pride parade in germany, there was a mass shooting in washington I think, there were both canadian and oregon wildfires, iran attempted to strike (and failed) US troops
what exactly are you hoping for? a nuke going off?
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>>223474721
Trucks of peace happen every week and the wildfires are a big nothingburger. There are actually less fires in France and Spain than there were last year.
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>>223474681
The midterms will be interesting butthurt from either side will be a treat
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>>223474834
who cares about france and spain you couldnt go outside for like a week in the north east
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>>223474695
I realize this, however I am at work trying to kill time so any time savings are working against me in this case.
It would be worth having it try to generate a nicer looking page with whatever I write
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>>223474681
>>223474843
Oh you mean social media political shit
just kill yourself, itll be more exciting
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>>223474870
Sybau
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>>223472121
it's California, could easily be a border hopper too. they have entire trucking companies that only hire other border hoppers.
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Ate 8 slices of bacon feel like vomiting now
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just ate a 5 dollar footlong from MarketBasket
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My flex is that I built a new computer (with 32gb of RAM) a microsecond before prices skyrocketed so I fully support AI in every way possible
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how can i supercharge my agentic skills so i can leverage agentic technology to drive engagement for my posts by leaning on agentic tech stacks
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>>223475021
Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on again?
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>>223475016
Conjuring Black Magic to brick your PC
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We hear too much about badfinger and not enough about goodfinger
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is there any saving 4chan
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>>223475105
It won't die I think unless the mods give up, it will just get slower
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whats an AI that has no censorship?
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>>223475142
Grok
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I like how zoomers spent the last year bitching about AI data centers "consuming all the worlds water" and then it turns out they all use closed loop systems and low almost no volume of water over a 25 year period and zoomers were confused because they dont know anything about computers so they just said nu-uh
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>>223475105
it was always obscure, i honestly agree with an anon's philosophy that anything that demands or is geared toward an audience is immediately shit
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hello
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>>223475252
fuck.
off.
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>>223475159
it does have censorship actually
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>>223475263
sorry i never used grok
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may have strained my back muscle while doing goblet squats
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>>223475105
the captchas are absolute cancer and as an IT monkey myself, the only reason i can think of that japanese moot wouldn't implement far better options is just pure laziness.
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for me, it's gargoyle squats
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>>223475278
Squat on my dick
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i believe i have a stomach ulcer. it was nice knowing you guys.
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>>223475105
Lift all the range bans in the US I'm sick of being forced to phone post
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>>223475360
I thought so too earlier this year but it was just acid reflux
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>>223475313
better than goblet squats?
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You can tell by the prose that a tweet is from Africa or India
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>anon just as a reminder.... (basic recap of my job)
hey bitch how about you just tell me what I fucked up instead of this vague beating around the bush shit, I hate working with women so much it's unreal
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i have arisen from my deepest slumber.
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Eyyy, how YOO doin'?
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>>223475425
My boss is heartless and cruel and she enjoys making people suffer. I'm afraid of her but she's also a literal 9/10 milf with gigantic natural tits
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>>223475441
An ancient evil has awoken
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>>223475480
sounds like a dom desu
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>>223475425
>hey bitch how about you just tell me what I fucked up
did you just ask her this? considering you referred to them as a "she" I'm guessing she talks vague so she doesn't accidentally offend one of you snowflake desk jockies but seems like she didnt consider you were so soft you would be offended by even that
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>>223475480
Yeah I fucked her
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which is the best
which is the worst
which is the most SOVLfull
which is the smartest
which is the most courageous
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>>223475480
its like when the serial killer is handsome and many women want to fug him even though he killed and raped a bunch of people
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>>223475524
I'm not joking. I did the math and he has like HH cup tits like in the picture but she's white
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>>223475583
best - north east
worst - the west
soulful - the soul
smartest - north east
courageous - north east or south
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>>223475573
>thinks passive aggressive remarks are a form of management
you are woman brained but will never be a woman, sorry to tell you this
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>>223472119
i walked out of the last local job fair because it was literally all foid tier cupcake jobs. so fucking mad.
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>>223475640
Letting somebody know when they did something wrong is literally her job you soft retard. You work with women which means you are far more woman than i will ever be
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>>223475631
>west
>techbro
where the jobs at
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>>223475583
>which is the best
new england
>which is the worst
florida
>which is the most SOVLfull
new england
>which is the smartest
new england
>which is the most courageous
alaska
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>>223475683
San Fran
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>>223475672
>Letting somebody know when they did something wrong is literally her job
Yes you dumb nog so she should do that instead of making passive aggressive remarks
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>>223475702
only 1 city?
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>>223475703
you are so fucking soft anon lol, how can you get THIS offended at a job meant as a daycare for women
you probably have more in common with the feminist movement than you even realize
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>>223475686
Canadians ruined Florida now Indians have to save it
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>>223475732
You will never do anything of note because you have the brain of a woman
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>>223475686
>>which is the most SOVLfull
>new england
explain
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>>223475755
There are families living in houses I have built. People run their businesses through buildings I've built. I drive past buildings I've built in the city I was born every single day. You have never built anything and will never know the pride of seeing your creations being where people spend every day of their lives. You will never know the feeling of seeing school children using things you installed years ago. You will just sit in your little office chair, reading emails and sucking corporate cock while bitching about it on your little device every single day of your life
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i woke up about 4 hours ago and i have already pooed 3 times so far
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>>223475624
>courageous
>south
Southerners are extremely scared of everything hence their constant need to remind you they own guns
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>>223475837
i pooped once
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waiting for saar to deliber dhe bhest bhitsa
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>>223475823
uh oh woman meltdown, take your pills sweaty
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>>223475823
Did you walk Bob Dylan on stage?
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>>223475862
Most enlisted soldiers come from the south. That might be because of social economic reasons but that is the reason I listed them. Could've also been the midwest, but you would have to specify which part of the midwest, definitely not the eastern half of the midwest, but maybe the western half.
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>>223475480
>My boss is heartless and cruel and she enjoys making people suffer
what does she even do?
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>>223475881
Yep. I had 20,000 people at Bill Graham
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>>223475899
So we can't leave until our relief arrives. But mad people quit and she refuses to hire new people and makes us pull 24 hour shifts to cover the missing people and she'll call you at all hours of the night to come in early and if you say no she'/I'll find some reason to fire you and make the remaining people work even longer hours

And you can't ask her when she's gonna fucking hire some new people or she'll hit you with an insubordination write-up and if you get 3 write ups you're automatically fired by the company
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>>223475981
*14 hour shifts
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>>223476004
*14 hours shits
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>>223475981
So get her to fire you by just acting like a normal person and then collect unemployment until you find another job. Why is that so difficult unless you really love your job as is
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>>223476024
*14 hour shrifts
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>>223476044
Because I'm getting paid like a Pharaoh and all the OT has me bringing in thousands a week, but I'm tired, boss.
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>>223475898
You're proving my point the military is the largest work program in the US it doesn't present any real danger for 99% of people and they heavily lean on and advertise this, ,the military is a safe choice for a lot of kids because it's so safe and stable, recruiters literally go to every high school in the south on a weekly basis if the school is good for recruitment they may show up multiple times per week, at mine it was every single Monday and Friday no matter what, your average southerner is extremely scared of the outside world and their dream world is living in some fortified compound shooting anything that gets close so they don't have to interact with it
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>>223476048
*14 hours sex
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>>223476101
>You're proving my point the military is the largest work program in the US it doesn't present any real danger for 99% of people and they heavily lean on and advertise this, ,the military is a safe choice for a lot of kids because it's so safe and stable
why are you typing like you're having some kind of panic attack or we're having some kind of heated debate or something bro
chill out for fuck sake, its not that serous. I gave you the reason i included them
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>>223476114
I would tongue punch her fart box
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Bloody diarrhea :/
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>>223476203
>>223476203
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>>223476182
you're supposed to gentle lick the clit
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I remember liking liver and onions as a kid but I had it recently and it was obscene.
Maybe it's just how my mom made it
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>>223476150
>typing more than one sentence is a heated debate
kill yourself zoomie
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>>223476229
bro you have two commas separated by a space and you're saying things like "the military is a safe choice for a lot of kids because it's so safe"
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>>223476245
yes I double tapped my comma key? you think a minor grammar mistake is a heated debate? zoomers are so fucking brain fried, I tried having a conversation and you're so sensitive you assume its an attack go back to twitter if you can't handle more than 3-4 words per post
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>>223476284
Do you not see the irony in you getting defensive while calling me sensitive lol
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>>223476314
>defensive
No one is defensive you are having a panic attack over someone talking to you like a normal person
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>>223476344
You should get your blood pressure checked little bro, for not reason in particular
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>>223467834
W ELON!!
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>>223476388
No wonder you idolize southerners you have a meltdown at someone trying to have a civil conversation, can't imagine living so scared of everything



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