the scran
>>223469419lol why have you edited a picture of nigel farage in the beans?
white people bruh
love bears
>>223469411never had so called "taco bell" in my life
>>223469419Beaner Pride Worldwide
Squeezed in an early Morrisons run.
>>223469453never had so called sex either have you
taco bell or as they call it in't northt'cobell
>>223469464:)
>>223469466what the fuck are you making
>>223469464you should know about taco bell answer the lad's question NOW or you're not allowed to stay
Rorke making a packed lunch
>>223469486rorke eating a packed lunch made by his mum
>>223469482my mum's famous chickpea, chicken thigh and salad cheese noodles with avacado milkshake
moldova holiday booked
I'm in a thread on the Science Museum and my whole childhood is in itWhen they take those kids born in like 2020 to these school trips they're looking at this shit like I looked at Victorian contraptions
>>223469512sellotape still exists today you retard
You'll end up here one day too Sky Q puck
>>223469512Why is that in a museumI was born in 2004 and I used those
>>223469521so what? are you fucking retarded? Go kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>223469486leftypol peer pressured into spending £15 on subway
there'll be a fnaf museum one day
>>223469535
>>223469535if i sent this post to the poilice you would unironically be spoken to about it. perhaps even charged with an offence
>>223469542imagine being the security guard there
it's been freezing this whole winter. so much for "global warming" aye leftycuck?
>feta cheese noodles
>>223469534um you have to be 18 to post here mate
Another fucking 30C day fuck me
when i read a book i have to look it up on wikipedia afterwards because i have no idea what the story or the meaning was supposed to be
>>223469548what would an ironic speaking to by the police look like
>>223469540Leftypol I'd more of a pret faggot
when my parentbergs die i'll finally start livingmove to the city. go travelling. meet a womanwho am i kidding. i'll do nothing
>>223469549t'would be epic
>>223469556must be grim around this time of year in australia. just back in work from your christmas holidays and got the july blues
>>223469568oh, wouldnt you like to know
Going to order a taco bell today for the first time. No idea what it's like. Never had mexican slop. Never had a burrito.
tired. intra-work nap for me
>>223469559love messy girl hair like this
>>223469566ktim after reading the very hungry caterpillar
bit hot today, best put on the aircon, you lads do have aircon right?
>>223469453you aren't missing anything, it's dogshitthe "tacos" are just a shell with a pinch of flavourless mince and a load of wet lettuce
>>223469569pret doesnt exist any more. they were a casualty of the cossie lives like petisserie valerie
Bruh :skull: unc crashing out
>>223469594this its a allegory
drink that
>>223469571When my parents die I'm building a small log cabin shelter in the woods so I can die a natural death from hypothermia, starvation, consumption etc. If I'm lucky a badger will mail me in my sleep.
tom kerridge has child bearing hips
>>223469512ah yes the feta cube, gone but not forgotten
>>223469547need to have sex with her mouth
>>223469580ground meat is the cheapest slop they can sell you. everyone who does is a cynical shite bag. don't fall for it. get chicken only
>>223469562>>223469562sick of this shitedoes me in
>bruh.jpg
>>223469615genuinely thought your fingers were someome jumping in the air
>>223469629>ground meatFOY
I despise humans. I do not see people on 4chan as humans. I see the as AI chat bot interactions. 4chan is like a game to me.
>>223469534read the text?
the big meeting i was facilitating today has been rescheduled. get fucking in
>>223469629>>223469629you do realise mince is the same at normal meat its just minced
>>223469641oh shut up. it's over. internet dialogue homogenised it all. accept it
>25% of australian black swan pairs are malesum
pissed all over my legs there
>>223469646I can't read
>a badger will mail me in my sleep.
>>223469650why is it cheaper than steak thenqed. concession accepted
>>223469652or you can just stop being a low IQ americanised retard
>>223469665sc
>>223469622love his matchbox recipes
>>223469629Got a bit of everything on the order. Seems quite cheap. Emphasis on cheese which I can get behind. Not excited like I would be for wood fired pizza but it'll be interesting. If I dislike it I will be spamming anti mexican sentiment.
>>223469665bet he only breathes on the door before putting a missed delivery card through the letter box
>>223469648not goodnow you'll have to think about it for longer
>>223469566Just done thisRead chapter too and immediately gone to consult a summary and explanation
>>223469670americanized*
>>223469670american english is just better for clarification and simplicity
>>223469689>chapter too
spider crawled on my bum just then
woke up tired and hungry
>>223469704nigga got fumigated
>>223469652Just because you're too thick to not adopt every turn of phrase you come across doesn't mean we all are
cooking a gremlin
>>223469715i don't. for instance i don't adopt retarded british ones
>>223469702You see now why I'm not intelligent enough to grasp the themes
just had a nice walk on lovely soft white hill
just been mindraped by a space alien
>>223469704he like poo
rorke watching spongebob because it gives him comforting memories of his childhood (im rorke)
>>223469735excellent post
I'd prefer a rabbit postieAnd everyone else is a rabbitI want to live in a rabbit village in the woods
rorke attending his asari daughter's spectre induction ceremony
>>223469740could have been worse they could have raped your arse!
feel out of sorts and depressed todaynot like me at all, bad omen...
a space alien took me up into its ship and raped me arse
>>223469641What do you call ground meat?
>>223469777mummy does all the shopping does she?
>>223469763best he cud do xx
>>223469777"ground meat" is not a thing in England
>>223469777mince
one day or day onewhoa......
>>223469781what the fuck you looking at?
>>223469781need to kidnap her and train her as a sex slave
rorke at the pinkpantheress signing saying it's for my daughter rorke
rorke being awarded an OBE
>>223469788mince is different to ground meatminc eis strictly beef and served with potatoes carrots and gravy. ground meat is any meat and is served any way
Rorke being totally reliant on his mother to survive but still hating her anyway for some reason
going to mince my coffee beans
can feel the remaining 200 posts will be dedicated to this pedantic argument over the word 'mince'. Both lads getting increasingly dug in and upset while professing they are perfectly calm and it is in fact the other participant who is a seething retard.
rorke grinding black children into mince
>>223469803rorkette*>>223469804rorke declining because his new wife is a carribean woman
>im a proud short kin-ACK
>>223469811no wait, wait, WAIT don't turn on that coffee grinder I've left my ballsack in there VRRRRRRRRRRR noooo arghhhhhhh
>>223469788No, I moved out at 17. Are you saying that because ground beef is labeled "ground beef" in the supermarket, that calling ground meat "ground meat" is an Americanism? Supposing I have ground beef and ground lamb. How would you categorise those items? Which shelf do they go on?
>>223469797im getting REALLY sick of you
>>223469807
ai slop is it
>>223469822they still shagged
>>223469829he madhe angry
>>223469828you need to work on your baiting skills lad. very poor effort
>>223469807bro just making shit up now to distract from the fact he accidentally used a yankism :skull:
>mince is strictly beef first day on planet earth is it?
>>223469831they're wrong>>223469846>brofoy
only another 180 to go we're making good headway here >>223469818
*minces into the thread* oo ello
>>223469794And yet I regularly cook with it in England. So how does that work?
>>223469852you're wrong
blud got a phd in yappanomics
>>223469855*grinds my meat on you*
>>223469822He cracked tho
be nice to your cat
>>223469864oo steady on!
>>223469862no you are. only wrong retards will reply to this
>>223469849first day in england, rasheed?
today im going to force a long drawn out squabble on /brit/ and end up convincing people im an imbecile.
mince meat is the mix of fruits and spices that you get in mince pies at christmas
>>223469524is that in the design museum? fond memories of wanking in the toilets in there
>>223469871dont careyou're still wrong
mad how i get on so well with this girl in person but she takes forever to reply to texts
>>223469873the spaino method. works every time
[B]ince
>>223469866this cat he live in tesco
>>223469873you'll do nothing
Mincemeat is the fruit filling in festive sweet piesGround meat is what we call, well, ground meatNow fuck up, spastics
>>223469909I would buy the cat
>>223469888if she isn't replying to you within minutes then she doesn't fancy you
cancel my 9:15, i have to get into an argument about meat on the internet
luv her
>>223469911It's definitely mince mate
mental how i still haven’t been proven wrongit’s ground meat btw
just take the foy and fuck off
So pathetically weak lads wonder if somethings wrong with me
you're raging
>>223469948hs?
minceing my words
dis unc is americanizedit's mince
mincing my bollocks
>>223469909he not for saleHe has a home he just spends all day sitting in tesco letting people pet him.
cunts arguing about mince at 9 in the morning
>>223469926Would love an argument about meat but this is an argument about whether British people should call a certain type of processed meat by a term that Americans also use. Yes it's technically ground meat but that doesn't mean you can call it that in England without triggering my irrational fear of American culture
>>223469925well we already slept together altho then it got a bit awkward and we drifted apart, but work is bringing us back together againa bit but she is frustrating texting partner
>>223469970>>223469935ugly bitch
mince is a dish, and what your dad does whenever he walks anywhereground beef is an ingredient
sorry meant to reply to >>223469923 with >>223469972
grinding up yankified runts in my mincer
have never heard the term ground meat here ever yankified zoomers will not stop on their quest to become 100% yank
>>223469909>>223469972not hygienicget him banned
>>223469985>>223469992>>223469994why are you falling for his bait? astounding how stupid you mongs are
>>223469973it's all they have in their lives
absolutely gagging for a bti of girl
>>223469818howling at this, fucking nostradamus over here
>>223469978
absolutely gagging for a bti of mince
>>223469968fo reals doe what is yung blud tryina do to da lingo no cap bruv ong unc is yankmaxxing
whole room stinks it might be me but i hope it's not
>>223469994>tescolol of course they use the wrong word in povvo supermarkets
>>223470002if we assumed every stupid comment was rage bait we'd miss the chance to educate people and the world would just get stupider and stupider
>>223470008you're not allowed to eat women rorke
>>223469858you mean you cook with mince. you're confused
where do you work where you always have female collegues to interact with
Above all, I am indebted to my wife for her patience and understanding in many readings and checking of the text and especiallyfor her valuable suggestions on many points treated in the Introduction.
rorke playing la mulana without a guide
>>223470026Don't mince your words
>>223470034NHS
>>223470030or just get better at identifying bait
But how did you know they were talking about mince when they referred to ground meat? Is it because they're literally the same thing?
>>223470034Biology/environmental science related jobs are filled with them
>>223470031wtf is eating a fanny all ablout then!!!
"ground meat" is a common term within the halal industry, just mentioning for clarity
i have mince in the fridge gonna make tacos maybe
>>223470045a mealy mouthed reply
>>223470033Yes. I cook with ground beef AKA mince or minced beef. That's what I said.
>>223469993they put up signs and shit telling people not to pet him or encourage him but everyone ignores it and loves himhe honestly spends all day sat in this tesco loving the attention
>>223470059just get better at not being an easily fooled idiot. simple as.
>>223470052well you don't literally consume their flesh it's just a turn of phrase
>>223470040only povvo runts by their meat in supermarkets mate. enjoy your halal slop “mince”, i’ll stick with my locally reared free range ground beef from my local british butcher, sold by the lb
>>223470062hahaha he thinks he's a plant
having an arugula salad for breakfast
>>223470062wish i could just be naked in tesco hanging out having people touch me up >>223470068o... sorry im an incelw ouldt know
a mince meat mouthed reply
>>223470068you do actually just in a spiritual sense
>>223470079hooting and beeping
>>223469989leftypol thinks kebab owners have a human right to rape teenage girls and put them through this machine
There's a small cabal of japanese descended peruvians running Peru for decades now/brit/ related because Paddington is from Peru
>>223469753ktim ktim love the bob
bradley walsh
>>223470068define flesh. does the surface level cells and mucus count as flesh? if so, you are consuming that
>>223470040BODIED that FREAKBOOMWe won the argument lads GG
>>223470107they made him into mince meat :(
>>223469909i saw the tesco "cat" he comes out like 2x a year
bradley mince
they call me ground meat due to my meat touching the ground when I whip it out waheeey
This is where he incorrectly used ground meat as a phrase. I've screenshotted it in case he deletes it>>223469629
There are two (2) massive insects in my bathroom that may or may not be wasps or bees or harmless giant hoverflies. This situation is apparently enough to make me give up on the once unambitious dream of having a poo and a shower today.
>>223470107squid and whales, natural enemies
>>223470070You lost mate. Any words about your defeat? How will you be transitioning into using the word 'mince' from now on?
>>223470126someone else took over and carried on with the baiting. he stopped after this post >>223469652
>>223470126>incorrectlyWhat was he referring to? Ground coffee? Diced meat?
im ashamed of being gay so i will become a woman instead
Schildt committed suicide in Helsinki in 1925, at the age of 36.
>>223470107such is the fate of all life
I don't usually win arguments on the internet so I'm kinda stoked about this one. Stood my ground (pun not intended) and fought for what I believe in. Came out victorious. Feels good.
British butchers call it beef mince btw
>>223470152why x
>>223470153you say this as if its a bad thing.
>>223470155bet you're chuffed to little mince meat balls
>>223470136>>223470126>>223470112mincemong meltdown
>>223470161Dunno think he was depressed most Fennoswede ports were very sad at that time
>>223470155Good on you for fighting for the basic right of normal people to refer to ground meat as ground meat.>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO CALL IT MINCE OR ILL GET MADThese people. It's tragic that reasonable people have to share oxygen with them.
huge victory for mince meat
I have an ingrown toenail and it really hurts :(
the great mince meat vs ground beef debate of July 29th
mince meat chads just keep winning
>>223470152fuck he missed out on ww2 kino and then the cold war and the beatles and women getting their hairy pussies out. theres always something to live for
I work in a senior role at a Morrisons and have literally never heard anyone call it ground meat. Everyone says mince
>>223470107we're all gonna look like this one day
>>223470178you lost
>>223470195everyone calls you a mincer
>>223470131get a look at this thing I saw the other day ladwhat even is this beast? Looks like a hybrid between a beetle and a wasp.
>>223470195Thanks Klarc Klarcson, Senior Shelf Stacker (Tinned Goods)
imagine living before the 60s and free love and all that
>>223470178Mad how you're so keen on using an americanized version of the word you likely saw on tiktok. In England we speak English mate. None of your yankie doodle crap. You've bee defeated. The defeated male can now EXIT. Go talk about 'ground meat' in /cum/, bitch.
>oink
>>223470195bro thinks he’s a linguistic expert because he stacks shelves at morrisons :skull:
>>223470195+1 to team minceHow will team ground meat respond?
>>223470217the hills look a bit like mince
>>223470193Will we miss out on anything if we kill ourselves you reckon?
YES! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET'S HEAR IT FOR FENNOSWEDE! FENNOSWEDE! FABULOUS!and now quickly moving over here... we have the magnificent... MINCEMONG MELTDOWN!
>>223470217horrible place full of horrible people
>>223470217hehe cumree
>>223470238my trans gf is from there :(
beav
ground meat mongs very classist it seems
Does ground meat mong also call rich tea biscuits 'cookies?'
>>223470238blud's mother got deep dicked by a swarthy welsh chad LMFAO
feeling a bit bri'ish today
>I won because I was right about you can't call it ground beef Just when you think this place can't get any more mental
>>223470254I usually just call them absolute shite
>>223470258scran
>>223470217Get the migrant camps BUILT
>>223470254i eat these and i call them rainbow cookies
>>223470258Did you scrape every bit of burnt egg of the frying pan
>>223470251ha ha he is loving eating that tree !
Does ground meat mong call the car bonnet a 'hood'? And the boot a 'trunk'?
>>223470221
>>223470266you're seething lol
>>223470275YeI really don't like throwing out perfectly good food
>>223470266there’s a lad with a very fragile ego here who thinks getting imaginary “wins” on /brit/ is a cause for celebration
>>223470266Seething, +1 to team mince.
>>223470258Big fan of adding onions and stuff to the beans. Cilantro is a good addition if you're using curry or chili powder.
>>223470258why do your beans look nicer than ours
>>223470258looks lovely x
>>223470294I seeLooks good though, well done
>>223470298>imaginaryIt's a fully fledged win mate. You're coping right now.
>>223470258the scrandemic spreads
might write a movie where a man has an evil twin but it turns out it was a dream the whole time
>>223470292>>223470301>if you call it ground beef then you're the one who's upset, not me who felt the need to fight about it Absolute swivel-eyed lunatics in this place these days.
just won on /brit/
>>223470221ugliest phenotype
Mince lad has wonGround meat mong is quivering in anger because he lost
>>223470325Fight Club
>>223470348no its nothing like fight club
>>223470309I use french canned beans
>>223470316I’m not even the person you were arguing with you ugly little virgin lmao
>>223470327Kek you're furious at your defeat. Pure damage control. Mince off into /cum/ mate they're more your speed.
>>223470364Then why are you coping on behalf of a debate loser? Because you also think it's 'ground meat'?
>>223470234UBI and GTA VI. For the UK we will get to see our nation break apart and a new mixed race of rootless brown people will emerge as the majority. We will get to see what a cultureless world looks like as religion dies and no new cultures emerge because we've figured everything out. If things go well we might finally see africa pulled out of poverty and the end of cheap sweated labour in south asia. If things go badly we might even get to see the economic system start to fail and civilised people killing and eating each other in the streets of the west midlands.
New rule coming in on Monday you are only allowed to own one house anyone who owns more than one house gets 25 years in prison
>>223470370You defeated me by spending a thread caring about what people call their processed beef? That's not a win. That's a paragraph on a sectioning form.
>>223470389no I haven’t even read whatever the fuck you’re going on about I just think you’re a loser
>>223470390UBI will never ever happen, it doesn’t even make sense. If 99.99% of people don’t work and are on UBI who’s paying for it?
what could gta vi actually do that would match the hype for it
>>223470407no one calls it "processed beef"
>>223470407>Processed beef is any beef product altered from its fresh state through curing, smoking, salting, or adding chemical preservatives to extend shelf life or enhance flavor.KEK another L. Mince isn't processed beef mate LOL.
>>223470420it will when AI and robotics do literally everything
If mince isn't ground meat then what is it?
>>223470420The rich people that own trillions of dollars can pay for it
>>223470336dont bully pig girls
>>223470429Minced meat?? +1 to mince lad
>>223470424Literally all I have to do to prove you wrong is call it that. Which I already did.
>>223470446>>223470446>>223470446
>muh meatshut up rorke
Mince lad won.
teacher mike "english" says so, so it must be since he's english
