Steve edition
rorkes gams
having a wank to this phone case banner
come on then get the bloody thing posted
got 10 kilos of appleswhat should I make
i miss candice
got ye olde ‘uicidal ‘deations again
>>223488555Hope you choke on em
>>223488566owens?
>>223488555Should throw them at your mailman
Hi one large kebab please for my cat and I.>The cat in question
so this is rorke
>>223488551
>>223488555oh my days that is loadssssss
>>223488555apple soup
candice doesn’t think about you she’s out in the world getting her fanny battered
>>223488590that thing is not human...
mind boggling how a talentless fella like ishowspeed can have 50 million subscribers or whatever
>>223488606sc
>>223488572https://youtu.be/tybOi4hjZFQ
>The kebab in question
>>223488593it's pretty big, I guess
>>223488586
>>223488593excellent cat
https://www.unitedpharmacies-uk.md/Transgender.html
might tell toilberg i need to score an early night at 3pm tomorrow and if he protests tell him to get fucked
>>223488601Explain to me why it's okay to murder, sterilise and displace millions of grey squirrels to save the Native red squirrels but we cant do the same to pakis and blacks
>>223488555apple crisp. you can freeze it and it will last forever
>>223488555catch some nightrabbits
rahhhhh
>>223488641good post there's some copper left by your door later tonight
>>223488593he looks like a kebab
>>223488627smelly, ugly, inbred, curry munching, cousin raping, child molesting, shit skinned paki cunt
got the bladee on haven't I
>>223488614rude>>223488642good idea but what about the other 9 kilos>>223488645cute fellas
That post didn't warrent an sc
sliding for the demmies
Get in
>>223488555Apple crumble, apple pie
rapeity rape rape
>>223488702corrr got some ground beef in that bun have ya
>>223488678
>>223488702nigga eating airplane food
>>223488702
>>223488666666 scr
>>223488637haha i started with bicalutamide and estrofem from there years ago. Unno what ppl start with these days x>>223488627*watches the footy and forgets*
>>223488718people are still going on about this kek
i just know that trannies smell like men and that puts me off them
>>223488710good idea ive never had apple pie
>>223488627the janitors allow posts like this to go unpunished when theyre making jokes about a child who was raped and murdered by pakis (who dont belong here) report the parasite and make sure it is not allowed to post this kind of thingsend the correct message to the moderation team
RIP Rik Mayallhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5jjTyT80qa0
!!
>>223488767Uh ohMelty
ground quorn? bitch i hope so its fucking msuchooms
cinema
>>223488722she passes so well. jealous
Imagine if hamsters had like proper hamster-sized human tits
>>223488555homemade compost
if you say mince instead of ground beef you're a mincer (gay)
>>223488809br
>>223488822nothing wrong with being a gay (mincer)
the parasite has now switched to his yank cunt nigger loving persona you should also report this post >>223488789 for signature usage if you care about the quality of this website (nigger)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yemAS6fWJFQget on it lads and I mean get on it *does a little dance* cmon lads get on it
>>223488555scrumpy
haha would be mental if someone started burning down all foreign owned resturants wouldn't it haha, just a harmless hypothetical joke as part of my whacky rorke skit/personality of course!
>>223488813you mean compot?
>>223488846
>>223488846toby :3
>>223488681make a huge batch of apple butter. it freezes well and it's easy to give jars of it away
report the parasite. you allow his posts.
Arse
any shaggers in? what do fannies really smell like
>>223488869hmmm.. feisty one you are!
>>223488876that's shit from a butt
I know where you live Thomas
>apple butterits jam you moron
its a friday atmos but its only wednesdayremember to be fresh for toil tomorrow, two more days to crack thorough
>>223488891you wish
>>223488869irrelevant catchphrase(nigger)
^.^ xx
Report the parasite. He has no right to post here.
half a pound of ground mince please butcher
>>223488855Maaaaaaaaate Abdul calls me bossman when I go in for a curry and a kebab tho and Umbongo scored that goal!So quit the racism yeah? Those council slags got what they deserve anyway yeah
>>223488909
>>223488876not a bad idea>>223488886its a fanny smell, i like it, sometimes its sweaty but i enjoy it
>>223488862nah but you can make that instead if your belly desires
>>223488902no it's not, apple butter is like a caramelized paste. apple jam, apple jelly, apple sauce, and apple butter are all very different things
Oh my gosh
>>223488886Alluring salty fish that makes you want to throw up but at the same time you can't stop smelling
>>223488941im brewing a poo right nowto be dispensed at 9am tomorrow
Need to eat Emma Watson’s shit.
>>223488970Ooo it's getting hard now
>>223488945mmm fanny smell
Are you this funny in real life?
>>223488927bizarre
300 years of pooing
wish i lived in cyberpunk, would get a sandevistan and reflex tuner installed
>>223488964grandma used to make all kinds, berries, peach, apricot even quince...i miss her
>>223488528Dirty little rice eatin rat tramp cunts
got to invent some new ai business procedure by tomorrow afternoontried getting ai to do it but its fucking rubbish
>>223489014his videos are available to view on YouTube and the answer is no
>remember most of first halo campaign >remember all of halo 2 campaign>hardly remember halo 3 campaignthink it was mostly because i played multiplayer on halo 3 but anyone else like this
/int/ gone woke, it's too soft now.
>>223489011love it>>223489014im not funny here
didn't shower today but its okay because im not a smelly testosterone fueled moid who accumulates a layer grease over my skin an hour after showering
>>223489079Wearing a dress doesn't stop you being a bloke
>>223489048yummy, big up all the nans. let's reunite in the next x
Blokecore
cant wait to ruin young peoples lives when im all old and shrivelled
any aspergic "gay nigga twat" man in
>>223489056don't remember anything me
when you see a heckin racism post on /brit/ and you gotta lay it downhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785360942207755.webm
never knew this about blob fish
>>223489014lost my sense of humour when I developed empathy
Rorke at 70 years old>*shits myself on the bus next to the biomass*
doing my skincare routine
>>223489014yes
business idea: ai biomass
>>223489176rorke told
>>223489176fuckin
>>223489014yh
>>223489104truth extinction event
right night lads, gonna sleep well knowing I won
>>223489176https://litter.catbox.moe/vcr1ebzltcylwzfg.mp4
atb
>>223489259Rorke twerking that thang
>>223488572don't do it lad
society built on freedom of speech and equal values that freaks out when you say one specific derogatory word about blacks
franks buffalo saucenow that shit is fucking ripper
sucking a lemsip
mummy told me she considered getting me assessed for bpd when i was 13 or 14
bitch pussy disorder
wow this song literally makes me want to KILL MYSELF
>>223489340why didn't she go through with it?
>>223489393gave her a good whack x
>>223489386LOL haven't seen that webm in ages
>>223489340boring prick disorder, is it?i can see why they were concerned
I suffer from boring bastard disorder
>>223489393dont knowwish they did! >>223489418haha x
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Kavinsky
i suffer from bpd (big penis disorder)
ah shit i'm gonna die-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>223489383Shit song which ripped off The Beatles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8LbJfC0SYM >n-no it great-STOP spamming your SHIT indie rock
Honestly a really good deal tbf
Rorke anticshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785334338057353.webm
be feeling how the Australian Aboriginal be feeling when he transitions from a cloud of quantum possibilities into a physical reality the exact moment a Scottish convict looks at him for the first time, triggering a wave function collapse that fixes his atoms into a single, definite position
2 sleeps til D.D.!!
>>223489474Right well that’s a dead nigger baby with a soyjak doing gangnam style super imposed on top of it popping up in a random streamers discord which causes her to sob
>>223489473sleeping pills? haha x
>>223489486>>223489491incomprehensible babble hour is it?
>>223489474women live on a different planet for all their whines, they'll always live on easy modethey'll never slip into the sewers of humanitybless them
>>223489524Well it is after 11
>>223489528Get some fanny
>>223489474haha
the final hurdle in nigga week
>>223489438get one yourself x
>>223489528real boring /r9k/ shite
>>223489474:(
>>223489540how do you do this
>the BeatlesGo to bed unc
>>223489383>this song literally makes me want to KILL MYSELFget a move on
bibi Netanyahu hates me personallyHe has a personal hatred toward methis has been said many times by him in public and in private
>>223489486My 'rents bought a floor mat from Lidl that had similar level nonsense had this written on it as far as I remember>WEAK UP>NEVER GIVE>TRY HARDER
fanning my arse
>>223489612>Lidllmfao your family is poor
>>223489618Yes.
my vegan thread on lgbt is doing iron man numbers>>>/lgbt/44348463feeling accomplished todaywow
>>223489620Cumming to this
>>223489620
telling people to kill themself over the internet is actually a crime btw
>>223489643Please stop repping, nona
I will niggify all of you no matter what
>>223489620lmao lord binface so heckin' randumb us brits eh
thinking about poo rape on this fine eve
>>223489620was he always that chubby
>>223489540Sure, your mum about tomorrow pal?>>223489560Facts of life, dont care if you don't like itDont reply to my fucking posts then
>>223489657get a move on, you were crying about doing it due to some shit song whichj we will NEVER EVER listen to so do it
>>223489620big win for centrist dads!
>>223489474Why are women so fucking patheticWe're supposed to treat these people as if they're fully grown adults?
>>223489674You're an unironic incel. CAN NOT get fanny and crying about it every night on 4chan.org. Real cringeworthy shite.
>>223489620Remember back in 2002 when Alistair Campbell was utterly seething and frothing at the mouth when a bloke dressed as a monkey beat the Labour candidate for mayor of Hartlepool and said that the country was a laughing stockWhy has he changed his mind? Does he just hate monkeys?
>>223489658Nona, ive posted on lgbt for 11 years and Ive been on hrt for 8 and ive been with my bf for 4
/brit/ is and always will be for shaggers
>>223489528cap
>>223489161*raises paw*
Nothing wrong with being a centrist it actually makes sense. A healthy balance is good for most things in life, people who go all the way off to either side are deranged freaks most of the time
>>223489709nope but I remember he sent men to their death in Iraq and that is worse in my opinionnot in your opinion clearlybut in my opinion that is worse
>>223489731Yawn
>>223489714me munching on mary berry's hairy minge
>>223489716Provide evidence for your claimAlso don't call me nona, I'm not transgender.
>>223489697And you're here posting along with meI'm an incel, what of you? What is your affliction?
>>223489737Er that's what the army is for mateThey signed up for literally that
>>223489648Campbell saw this and said to move heaven and earth to get him on his shit podcast
I ruined my life because I thought I was balding, dropped out of Cambridge and spent several years in bed.Turns out I'm not actually balding at all and am still a NW1 at 32 and I ruined my life for nothing.Do think I have undisclosed schizophrenia though because I am CONVINVED I saw a bald spot and receding hairline.
frogs and anime about to be posted out of rage in a minute
>>223489778ok
>>223489778Not to sound harsh but I think you'd be better off dead
>>223489744"Im not trans, im just figuring out how to pay for this hrt on unitedpharmacies"Okay, Nona, sorry "Anon"
>>223489714is he hoovering up all those crunchy looking things in the sand?
>>223489737Well yes it's worse but it's not relevant here is it?
Would maybe get sucked off by one. Nothing else though
>>223489799Okay I wasn't the one who was figuring out how to pay on there, I already knew that. Says at the top of the site.
popping some crazy bones up my bum
>>223489810Leave the kids alone mate
>>223489810A sixth former?
new thread>>223489838
'Sup gamers
>>223489789projection
To be fair, that vegan thread has resulted in a really good ongoing meltdown.
Genuinely just learned that "prepping the bull" means sucking him offHonestly thought all this time that it was something like laying down ground rules
>>223489840>>223489841No! A peng tranny
>>223489857fucking screaming
>>223489805Awwh birds are so precious I love them so much>>223489810Nonce>>223489822What are you buying from there?
>>223489664I remember when we had schizo candidates like this but now we elect them so it's not as much fun
not nice vibes in here tonight lots of nasty mean people about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfomM9d7chg
>>223489867Rather not say, sorry nona.
>>223489873marx talks of this
I'm gonna get in so much trouble for posting thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71AmZJSj_4
>>223489857Worst part of stumbling on cuck porn and I don't mean blacked stuff either, you'll have some vids where the guy suddenly sucks on the guys william or even have the guy cum on his faceThese closet cases need to leave their wives
>>223489873Think a few of them have had alcoholIts bringing out the grey sludge that lives in them
prepping the bull by waving a red flag between him and the gfs fanny
>>223489893"This video is unavailable" what was it? The new spider man?
>>223489857marx talks of this
>>223489897it is kinda hot though when the wife is sucking the bull off then kisses her husband
>>223489897I would have thought the worst part about cuck porn is the infidelity!
>>223489897I used to find that stuff disgusting but now I wank my willy silly over it
>>223489937Why
>>223489778Right well I'll just choose to believe this is fiction
>>223489383for me, but don't feel like 'cidinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfEkDqP34xo
Watching cuck porn is self harm if you self-insert as the cuck as most doYou deserve better.
>>223489937It's grim and gay, I can accept the guy recording someone fucking his wife (but not him talking all the time, which is clearly impossible for Americans) but when it goes into gay porn territory it's too much
Could give it a try, no? Couldn't do me any serious harm. Only 6 months supply.
I’ll rape you with a poo
I used to have a fart porn fetish until I actually managed to ask my gf to fart on me and I nearly threw up.Realised it was only the sound I liked lol
In the morning when you finally goAnd the nurse runs in with her head hung lowAnd the cardinal hits the windowIn the morning, in the winter shadeOn the first of March, on the holidayI thought I saw you breathingAll the glory that the Lord has madeAnd the complications when I see His faceIn the morning in the windowAll the glory when He took our placeBut He took my shoulders, and He shook my face, and He takes and He takes and He takes
>>223489998Why would you do that then
>>223490006Just said, to give it a try. Need to broaden the ol' horizons
>>223489982I self insert as the bullCould never actually do it though, cuck couples are clearly mentally unstable, not worth getting involved with
um x
>>223489998try not to bump your chest into the edge of a door when you start them Nona haha, sorry Anon* x
>>223490016>I self insert as the bullDo you have some sort of superiority complex?
For me it's lesbian cuckquean pornWhere one forces her girlfriend to watch her get fucked by a MAN
Sir Atypical Schizophrenia
>>223490013So you're trying random drugs for no real reason? Crack on pal
>>223488590She looks like she fucks white men.
hate this lgbt raid gimmickfuck off
>>223490032Thanks for the advice x
Shall be getting cheekbone & jaw fillers this Autumn, it is long overdueLast time I had them done was several years ago and I legit looked like a modelBuzzing to experience that again.
>>223490013You can't leave the grooming on discord?Why is it that you have yo do this? What's the main compulsion behind it?
honestly think cuck porn is a way of dealing with the fear of infidelity
Must smell Emma Watson’s flatulence.
>>223490056Not really grooming is it if I'm doing it to myself you fucking mong
>>223490058Yes while also soothing your own feelings of inferiority>i LET her cheat on me, its on my terms
>>223490053remove the vini
>>223490056misery loves company I imagine
>>223490071You should try grooming yourself you scruffy freak
... Me succumbing to hrt on unitedpharmacies 30th July 2026 ...
>>223490088I do, quite well actually. I think you should stop projecting nona.
>>223490076them* omdscome to the gooners
genuinely never understood getting groundedwho's stopping you from just going out anywaywhat are your parents going to do? say you're not allowed out for even longer?
>>223490101white ppl parenting lol
>>223490101*minced
>>223490101Think you mean minced but I get your point
>>223489694most people don't enjoy being forced to look at beheaded children rorke
>>223490116>>223490119your not funny
why did they chop that african toddlers head off anyway
Might launch a gimmick where I don't use technology for a few days and think relentlessly about one topic, then return to /brit/ to give you my verdict like a shaman from the old days returning from the holy mountain
>>223490140Funny
>>223490140Probably some mental insurgent shite
>>223490138*you'reit's okay we all make mistakes
i gotta get in shape now, too much wanking has ruined my body, too much shitposting has gone on for too long
>>223490148What topic do you have in mind or can we vote?
>>223490162why would wanking ruin your body
>>223490178Gives you gyno tits
>>223490116>>223490119sc
>>223490178He is quoting Taxi Driver but changing the words a bit, actually thinks he's a character in a film like some sad sack wanker
New political slogan: "What's good for the Rorke is good for the Rasheed"
I'm going to look like such a freak when I go bald, I've got a big mongo alien head ffs they can't make me go bald can they? I'm 24, just a kid
>>223490178hairy palms
>>223490204You could get on the HRT? x
>>223490204have you ever thought of joining a hiking group
>>223490204
>>223490224I understood that reference!
any tommy roe man inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Yw1xH1Wxs
>Brian Cox>James McAvoy>Billy Connelly>Frankie Boyle>Kevin Bridges>Richard Gadd>Karen Gillanwhy is every famous scot except for Ewan McGregor a catholic when prods outnumber catholics in Scotland
>>223490232lmao I get it
looking at videos of Indians dying in horrible ways lool
>>223490237Sean Connery was non-religious
>>223490257protestant non religious or catholic non religious?
>>223490257religion is kind of an ethnicity in scotland and ireland, independent of personal beliefs they're kind of like the balkans
>>223490237poo
>>223490264>His father was a Roman Catholic, and his mother was a Protestant. absolutely disgusting
>>223490264According to Google his dad was Catholic and mom Protestant.
gary barlow
Started a new strategy for getting a gfBasically it's where I don't think about getting a gf or actively try to get one
sean connery was often shagging adult women when he was 14. must have always been a tall handsome chad type
NEW>>223490311>>223490311>>223490311
>>223490300grim, rip
