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>>223511792the copter will maintain its height but slam into the oncoming train wall.
obviously the wall will hit it
>>223511792It will smack
Maroon 5
>wrong answers
>>223511792the heli will unload a massive dildo in your mom's pussy
>>22351190190 is close and 99 is almost true. 99 and a half it just won't do
>>223511903Is this from Samurai Shodown
a girl just convinced me to help her move furniture by doing this to me
Its a hard knock life for us
>>223511792It will move with the train
Google just deleted search by image, you now have to go through google lens so that the AI can scan the image first
>>223511938D'accord
There's a guy in Finland right now with a Brazilian personality born in the exact same second as me and you just know he slays pussy by the dozen
>>223511959that never happened
>>223511977I noticed that. Made me so mad I broke my diet and bought chocolate pudding for desert
Soothed my autistic brain by making some more fermented pickles
Selling my car to Carvana. If I get more than 600 doll hairs I'll be happy
>>223512002She may not actually be Sekhmet from Palworld, but a wise man once said never let the truth get in the way of a good story
>>223512063The tranny in my Chevy died and it woulda cost 5k to fix which is what I paid for the car, so I sold it for scrap and got a cool C note out of it
I drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
>>223512092>>223512092The tranny hooker in your car died
>>223512045based and pickled pilled
>>223512231I have a couple jars on the counter already. They're about three weeks old.
I was a sk8er boi and she said see you l8er boi
>>223512285What kind of jars do you use?
penus milk for you
>normalfag nostalgia1980s>cuckservative nostalgia1950s>based and redpilled nostalgiamiddle ages
>>223512331>Nostalgia for a time period in which you were not alive
>>223512331no such thing as nostalgia for an age nobody is still alive to have had experienced. it just becomes an aesthetic. it's a good aesthetic! but it's not really "nostalgia"
>>223512323Bell Mason jars with the metal tops.
>>223511977To be honest it works better when trying to find the sauce
Word of the day is AnemoiaAnemoia is nostalgia for a time or a place you have never actually known. It is a longing for a past era, historical moment, or foreign setting that you did not live through.It comes from the word Anemos (ἄνεμος): The Ancient Greek word for "wind".
enema
I wish my mom would win the lottery and slide me a few million. I would quit my job so fast. I wouldn't even put in my two weeks, I would just ghost these mothafuckas. The only person I like here got a job somewhere else. I want to leave! I hate working! I simply don't want to be a "job guy" anymore. I want to be a "happy guy" instead. But I won't get what I want. I am simply "the raped."
did nothing all day award
>aieeee i have to contribute to society i'm literally getting rapederino'd right hecking noooooow!!!!
>>223512544You still have the rest of the day
>>223512364>it's a good aesthetic!It's literally larper aesthetic
I am starving
>>223512567Too late, it's the principle
Time to go to the job I hate
>>223512557Why the fuck would I want to "contribute to society?" That's the most laughable phrase I see regularly. Society can suck my nuts.
The fact that millions of people share the same vices does not make these vices virtues, the fact that they share so many errors does not make the errors to be truths, and the fact that millions of people share the same form of mental pathology does not make these people sane.
>>223512581nothing wrong with some larping in a contemporary gilded age full of concrete and computers
My life would have been better as a Medieval Peasant
2007 was an excellent year
My small rural community used to have a “wave to everyone” culture but now more and more urbanites have moved in and now only half of people wave :(
Why are jews so nasty and evil?
>>223512822That's what it's like in Vermont, I don't know any of these fucking trust funders. All diversity loving libtards too
>>223512781FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
The mustache hairs right at the corner of my mouth get longer and thicker than the rest of my mustache
>>223512925What pisses me off is that they always give you distrusting looks. Nigger this isn’t St. Louis we aren’t going to steal your dhit
Being told to get a hobby and focus on myself is like being offered a muttonchop while dying of thirst
I drank a green smoothie that is high in fiber and potassium.
@BodegaKat, $100k on surgeries and $10k on Korean cosmetic treatments.And she still has more money than anyone on 4chan thanks to OF.
>>223513033>$100k on surgeriesTail removal? Or was that thing uglier before
>>223513016you cant exist without a hobby, anon.
not a fan of the male gaze
>>223513070oddly enough, it is very hard to find old pictures of her. so you can only imagine.
I was saying this to my gf and she was agreeing with me but maybe the reason places like hooters along with strip clubs and that, the reason they're going away is because you can literally just go outside and most women are dressed in tight crop tops and tiny booty shortslike what you used to have to pay to see you now get for free from almost every woman
After analyzing several peer-reviewed studies. I have come to the objective, scientific conclusion that I will never have sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex
>>223513155That and internet porn >gfHow to get?
>>223513156>I will never have sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sexyou'd best bend over i suppose
>>223513004paranoia is rampant in America, my favorite people are the ones who hit the lock button on their keys whenever they see anyone walking past their car.
>>223513155Women wore shorts and crop tops outside back during Hooters heyday too yknow
>>223513181idk probably luck desuI've never been good with women. I never had any women interested in me except her. I met her online.
I'm really stone cold today
watching thishttps://youtu.be/c_e3noLC3ls
>>223513243so why did old boomers pay to go there and sexually harass them when they can just go to a Target or a mall or something
>>223513155it's mostly porn. way more accessible than before.
I'm pretty much guts from Berserk irl if he was 5'7 Brazilian
>>223513004I don't like that they move here and help drive up the price of real estate then leave after 4-5 years
>>223513279Because the Hooters girls are contractually required to flirt with them
>>223513084I'm playing video games right now It's the point of it >>223513033What a pathetic wretch of a creature I wonder if plastic surgery addicts ever heard their parents say they love them or something
>>223513316I want to have sex with you so badly
>>223513279it's even stranger when you consider that boomers(rightfully) were allowed to harass women who dress that way
Currently at the job that I hate
i hate women
Millennials were the last generation where the sexes were attracted to each other without any major psyops but boomers even had them wearing dresses and concerned with acting feminine. They truly had everything
>>223513442millennial women were by far the worst feminists & whoreswhat are you talking about?
mathematically speaking basically every semite living would be a descendant of david and thus part of the davidic line to whom god promised an eternal dynasty
rizzing up a couple o canadian femboys rn. i despise women with every fiber of my being
bitch get your tits out
>>223513489Yeah, so? Did it stop Millennial men from hooking up with Millennial women and now poaching Gen Z's?Gen Z is the breakaway point, the population pyramid is too inverted.
shidma
>>223513499The eternal dynasty is Jesus.
>>223513442Being a misandrist or a misogynist doesn't mean the entire world is, it just means you're dropping yourself out of the straight sex scene
>>223513560>Gen Z is the breakaway point,gen z received the full impact of millennials' bad choices before they could make any of their own and are rebelling against it
Bruce McDonald gotta be the most Canadian name of all time
>>223513707why would the words behind him be in englishI think this is fake
>>223513655>implying anyone in an actual position of power is a millennialBaby Boomers will not quit even as they become a century old.
>>223513748mamdani is millennial
>>223513728it’s international
>>223513620I'm not either, you misjudged me. Since all you do is judge anyway this is not surprising>>223513655We aren't doing shit
>>223513659Bruce is more Aussie albeit
>>223513748Skill issue
>>223513748boomers are evil and stupid but the millennial excesses are in many ways overcompensating for their horrible boomers parents >>223513772>We aren't doing shitimagine not preparing.
I would like to ask Nashimura for a preemptive pardon as to escape janny bans that may be enforced in the future
>>223513801>preparingIf you were actually seriously anticipating a happening then you wouldn't be announcing your preparation for it or trying to bring others into competition
POV: You ate the last gabagool
>>223513858nothing i say makes on impact on our country's trajectory"preparing" doesnt mean illegal activity sillyget fit, learn to defend yourself.
>>223513902I don't give a fuck about Sopranos or any other dogshit wop mafia show.
This was so kino when it came out
>>223511792It should be obvious even if you don't know physics since when standing in a accelerating train you can feel the force trying to push you back.So obviously something not connected with or holding on the train would slam in the wall.
Dreaming about marrying a poor girl from Mississippi and bringing her home.
The air inside is also moving you fucking morons. It just floats in place.
>>223513968That's why the back walls of trains are always splattered with bugs
The sopranos is the best TV show of all time
>>223513905I meant preparing as in contriving some kind of stockpile in anticipation of a future happening. In your specific case you seem to mean a stockpile of vigor. But nobody seriously doing that tells anyone his plans. Right now you're telling me to get fit and learn kung fu. Why? Because you want to have to suffer more robust opponents and brigands when you need to use it? No, it's because it's just general andrew tate foppery.
The Law Offices of Dinklage, Dinklage, & Finkberg
>I believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman
What would happen if you sat in a train that had super fast instant acceleration and you cummed’d in the air would the cum travel with you or land down the other end of the car
>>223511792idk lol
>>223513938da balls on dis prick
My wrist still hurts, it's permanently fucked it's been like 3 weeks and turning it too fast still sends pain up my hand
>>223514108it would float in the air because the air on the train also moves
Now this is the part of the thread where we all act like Somalis. Everybody go!
The non troll answer is it wants to hit the wall but so does the fluid(air) around it, so there's a compensating pressure gradient that develops, but it's nontrivial to find out whether that pressure is sufficient to counteract the fictitious force from the acceleration. I looked this up before ai was in use.
>>223513902They'll never make another show as comfy as the sopranos, it's crazy how a show about a bunch of loser wop mafia guys ended up being so cozy
>staring out the window at work waiting to clock out>see an Indian family walking by outside>husband, wife, and 7 kids walking with them probably ranging in age from 3 to 9>the dad is pushing a stroller with 2 more babies in itwhy do they do this
>>223514227Family walks are healthy
>>223514227why are you not doing this instead of seething about it anonymously online
Any woman here wants to hang out play some video games or something?
>>223513033>>223513102More like BoggedKat
>>223514227Because they were brought here to replace you breeding like crazy is a part of that
Really the whole train thing is just gravity turned sideways and with a different acceleration. Dust floats helicopters don't
>>223514249https://youtu.be/288u54zMFyg?si=zWbLQVPknO3tXQUa&t=390
>fantasy island >gilligan’s island>happy daysTV used to have so much positive shows I hate the contemporary misanthropic TV
every time you say the n word it gets funnier and more based
>>223514249Because my family didn't arrange a wife for me to marry the moment I turned 18
>>223514062AYY TONE
I can't afford kids I can't even afford to take a girl out on a date Meanwhile the newcomers don't even court their women in the first place and they're given money because they're brown
All cute girls are my crush
https://voca.ro/1kvsCMz1W2WY
>>223514157brown handshard pass
Kill yourself
>>223513489shes nearly 40 and acts like a 15yo
>>223513938Based. That show is ass.
just copped a pooberg-von-garbrandtpropa benedictual diss wun
There isn't a single tv show that exists that isn't ass If I ever like a tv show I would keep that embarrassing fact to myself and to the grave
woops typowas meant tae be pooperberg, nae pooberghairftae be mer careful en futurenostalgic memories takin the long walk round aftta darkby the upper fieldstwixt the stars and the seaampalm calm and quietthe quaint fish shopdidst thee perdueepropa wenchuous diss
>>223514517House MD is pretty fun
>>223514517I had lots of fun watching Dexter
Brave cubs are in the water nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ZrIDvqlic
>>223511792RC helicopter in bullet trainI think it would both keep its height and move with the trainpeople who say it would stay and place and be slammed forget how a helicopter works, helicopter blades push off the air, and air inside the train cabin is trapped and moves with the train, otherwise we would suffocate, so as helicopter pushes off the air inside the cabin it would move with it
Doritos taste completely different here than in Canada/US. In Canada the dusting is much much thicker and there is little to no corn taste from the tortilla. Here there is a distinct strong taste of corn on the chip. They must be very different ingredients.
Rancid anus is online
>>223514640The picture just made me think it was open somehow I've never been on a train IDK. I acknowledge my L
haven't had any weed in the last two weeks, gonna get some tomorrow and spend my weekend being a manchild and playing video games while high
I'm starting to learn that life might actually be nothing but suffering
tit niggering ass carpet
FINALLY got my computer working again lads. Im BACK
>>223514708According to this book I picked up,>Only within the last several years has it become clear that the almost miraculous effects of physical activity are mostly due to the endocannabinoid system, responsible for easing our pain, relieving our stress and influencing our mood. In fact, during exercise our body can naturally produce its own version of cannibinoids, such as anandamide, which provide a very similar stimulus to smoking marijuana. >What's particularly interesting is that not all kinds of exercise have the same effect. Studies on runners show that both high-speed running and very low-intensity exercise, such as walking, hardly triggers cannabinoid signaling, whereas the second lowest intensity, defined as [Intensity II] produces a drastic increase in their level.
>>223514778 I just want a girlfriend and I'm willing to put up with the suffering. But I don't want to be so lonely.
I like it when your niiiiiiiiice to me
>>223514837It's good to have you back :)
>>223514778only if you're a lone wolf incel like me
>>223514918i disagree
>your
>>223514918thanks Cananon>>223514935
This historical figure guy said the raycism words a few times. Time to get rid of his name from everything and piss on his statutes
>>223514847Slow-running is also the only type of exercise that lets you eat candy and fast carbohydrates the entire time. I want nothing more than a trueform manual treadmill, but alas they cost thousands. I would just run at like 3mph all day sipping on candy and then getting to feel anadamide highs. That sounds like bliss. Just shuffling in place all day drinking mountain dew and eating candy, getting baked on your own internally produced weed.
>>223514956that nigga was strugglin to not eat that BK
wtf is toothpaste
George Washington was a slaveowner and didn't want blacks in the Continental Army
>>223514847>second lowest intensity, defined as [Intensity II] produces a drastic increase in their level.Where would weight lifting and body weight exercises fall on this scale?
>>223514971>That guy who named a bunch of bird species and described them formally to science for the first time? Well he fought for the Confederacy decades earlier so we need to rename all his bird speciesClown world innit
>>223514997are you bri'ish, by chance?
>>223514847Okay well you go for a run and I'll be here with my weed
>>223515020i'm daniel
guys whats the best app for hookups i want some loveless sex with a fat woman
>>223515038in your case probably the mcdonalds app
You know what?! Tuna casserole is something I haven't seen somebody make in like the last 20 years but I want some now
>>223515018I'm just so tired of it all.
>>223515038mcdonalds app>>223515051damn you
>>223511792Consider that the air accelerates with the train, modulo some localized effects due to aerodynamics. This means that the air will transmit the acceleration of the train to the helicopter, applying a force to it. That force is (at low velocities) proportional to the difference in velocity of the air and the helicopter, which means that the helicopter's acceleration will lag behind the train's, and the velocity of the helicopter will asymptotically approach the train's velocity.In the frame of reference of the train, the helicopter will initially lurch backwards, asymptotically approach a stop, and eventually hit the back of the train. How fast this happens depends on the aerodynamic properties of the system. Eddy currents in the air will have a somewhat chaotic impact.
>>223515038Just talk to your mom bro.
napped for 1 hour
>>223515063Want to know how grim it really is? I was at some historical building in the UK that had to do with a merchant guy who was involved with sugar cane and slaves and they had a plaque mentioning George Floyd lol
don't need you life story
Haven't had any weed in 3 years
>Consider that the air accelerates with the train, modulo some localized effects due to aerodynamics. This means that the air will transmit the acceleration of the train to the helicopter, applying a force to it. That force is (at low velocities) proportional to the difference in velocity of the air and the helicopter, which means that the helicopter's acceleration will lag behind the train's, and the velocity of the helicopter will asymptotically approach the train's velocity. In the frame of reference of the train, the helicopter will initially lurch backwards, asymptotically approach a stop, and eventually hit the back of the train. How fast this happens depends on the aerodynamic properties of the system. Eddy currents in the air will have a somewhat chaotic impact.
>>223515111the media told me weed was all natural and good for you doh
intook my edibles
>>223515012https://www.researchgate.net/publication/230879704_Exercise-induced_endocannabinoid_signaling_is_modulated_by_intensity>exercise activates the eCB system in a narrow window of exercise intensities. Our results suggest that studies specifically testing for the neurobiological effects of eCB signaling must take into account exercise intensity since exercise at either very high or very low intensities may not elicit eCB activity. Through these kinds of studies, we can more effectively prescribe exercise in ways that benefit psychological state, pain management, and overall cognitive health.>>223515032Shan't be going outside
Many years ago I pulled up to a taco bell at like 3 am and the 300lbs worker at the window starts telling me how the "milf" in the van in front of me was totally in to him and how he was sure she'd come back again and he'd get her number and then he starts telling me about this other milf he ate out in the bathroom once (all lies of course this greasy lard puddle that worked as a taco jockey for minimum wage had never fucked anything but his hand I'm sure, but I digress), it's a shame this was so long ago the put the fires in the bag meme was practically made for it
>>223515158whyd they have a mirror working the drive thru?
>I pulled up to a taco bell at like 3 amWhat is bro wafflin bout
Keep seething chuds those dead old ignorant white men don't deserve our respect. Every last statue will be torn down, cry about it
>>223515115It would all depend on speed and air pressure, it's a closed system, if the train took off at a fast pace it would obviously jerk backwards but how far would depend on how fast, were it to slowly accelerate slowly it would maintain it's position
>>223515158What is the point of you telling us this
>>223515055It's so good, especially with the crispy French onions on top
>>223515195When Trump leaves office are you finally gonna stop? Will the decade of not getting tired of this finally be over
Not too fond of the Epstein class
>>223515206just put the fries in the bag, poindexter
How many of you have been to jail?
>>223515218course not it only gets worsetheyre unironically peddling the dsa who wants to do such things as abolish senate and have public ownership of corporations (and not in the stockholder sense)
>>223515268i
