'lysa edition
>>223554720I'd love to see her get deflowered by former Hull City and Australia winger Richard Garcia.
why did he do it
Harry Redknapp cancelled for his old man takes on modern Britain
>>223554720
>>223554720Imagine her taking Dredd’s monstrous BBC in her tight clunge
>>223554753my life a movie vibes
is it mince or ground beef
>>223554753looks like she should be ground up and put in a moka pot
>>223554676coffee autism is like those audio clowns who waste thousands on cables. I've got a collection of instant coffees I cycle between and if I want a cup stronger one morning, I'll use more to make it stronger. I don't need to waste £600 on a grinder to add another spoonful
Matey thinks they just pick coffee beans off the tree, pop them in the oven for half an hour and then stick them in a bag
Imagine thinking that coffee beans are just as processed as instant coffee, you'd have be a REAL mong to think that's true. Instant coffee is wank, end of story.
>>223554777when its you, its a mince
nooo the retarded africans should get paid a UK minimum wage for picking coffee beans and letting them sit in the sun
>>223554741She has the look of a girl who knows mens dicks go hard every time she walks in the room
gyally demmie yellow
scrannin a bag of roysters with dogberg
>>223554777with the way they pack it nowadays more like mush beef
whats the plans for today lads? im hungover so ill be watching tiktoks and deltarune lore videos for 7 hours and then getting drunk
>>223554753https://vocaroo.com/1d6QiKVReoR6
>>223554782*minced up
>>223554791the only additional processing is brewing them (which you also do with non-instant coffee) then freeze drying them
>>223554809based dessy enjoyer
>>223554815driving over to my gfs later for a cuddly sleep, sitting in the sun in the garden at present
im fat and ugky so now im going to drink
>>223554809incredibly based gyallie demmies post
>>223554796everyone should get paid a liveable wage
>>223554822to be fair that is a lot more
>>223554790Most people are incredibly retarded about how their food gets to them. Thickos think food just arrives on their table straight from a farm with no steps in between.
>>223554753mans dressing up for his toiled run lool. more cream to cover up that bitter taste. what's the point of staying awake if half the time is spent on the shitter??
>>223554815going to play some video games then go shop for some booze then come home and play video games and drink some booze
>>223554822Yeah, which means it is more processed and takes most of the flavour away. Enjoy your diluted shit tier coffee.
people say we are a tea nation but the statistics show that more people now drink coffee than tea.
>>223554845If they didn't make enough money to live then we wouldn't have any coffee
all coffee is shit if you're not roasting your own beans
>>223554847No not really.
>>223554857that's a woman, no?
>>223554861what games
>>223554865yank hustle culture has permeated the british psyche
wanna see my sausage?
bitch i'm in the cut. rotom-c
>>223554865We've been drinking coffee for over 400 yearseur*Peans can fuck off
He’s having a meltdown because he didn’t know coffee beans are processed.
here’s how I do coffeeMug, 1 teaspoon of coffee inHot water inDrinkDone
>>223554888transport fever 2
>>223554881Yes really.
baffling that women actually enjoy having willies in their mouthsme and my mate put our willies in each others mouth when we were little and all I remember is a nasty smell of piss
>>223554926Gets boring after a whileAnd frustrating
>>223554935i have autism, you see
>1 teaspoon of coffee
It do be like that
>>223554517Brew it on medium heat, and replace the silicone ring more often.
>>223554824>>223554835x
(8) i am profoundly mentally ill (8)
>>223554932
Gonna shag the bf's fat arse silly
>>223554950Need them all deported
>>223554950it is mental how they call themselves brown now
>>223554958jellyfish
>specialty artisan coffee ready for your £600 grinder saar, the twigs redeem flavour saar much better than instant coffee
>>223554958Rorke
>>223554969it was gay at the time I suppose but it also made me not gay for the rest of my life, so the degree of gayness is open to interpretation
rorke
>>223554958penis
>>223554932>women actually enjoy having clean willies in their mouthsftfy
>>223554882swear that's bumfluff on his chin, with a bad case of gyno on his chest
>>223554958A woman!
>>223554984SCREAMINGGGGG coffeemongs do be drinking Indian poo particles
>>223554999absolutely SEETHING tranny lmao
>>223555018
>>223554984omds
>>223554984hate that cunt on youtube who speaks really quietly and thinks he's sophisticated but tries to maintain an air of indifference that just makes him look like even more of a cunt.>espresso this, americano that, roasted beans, dried beans, civet shit beans, heinz beanz, frappalappacinojust fuck off and drink the fucking thing you four eyed cunt
i'm a retarded tranny freak
>>223555045He definitely has a larger penis than you
did someone just talk shit about daddy hoffmann
>>223555061most people do, lad. most people do.
Bet Alysa would literally be creaming as Dredd’s BBC slides into her tight twitching pussy
hello /brit/
>>223555084spaino mate
>>223555061Why did you start imagining penises unprovoked?
What should I get at the Indian
Ariana Grande stuns in official music video for "petal" the new single from her 8th studio album "petal"
>>223554986Rorkian dialectics
>>223555099indian
>>223555093Penises are fab and I can tell when someone has a large penis just from their demeanor Must admit I'm more of a tea drinker thoughbeit
>>223555099rogan josh
would having a coffee maker save you money in the long term rather than just buying instant coffee
mushrooms broccoli and asparagus are my vegetables of choice today
>>223555099curry
>>223555108eat a sandwich for goodness sake
>>223555085wake up zoomer
>>223555120noinstant coffee is cheaper than coffee beans
>>223555084crazy that mr dredd gets so much attention. there are far more enjoyable and beautiful bbc's than his ugly shaft
>>223555108where's the rest of her?
>>223555114>>223555119>>223555109unhelpful
>>223555120yeah potentially depends if you buy literally bottom of the barrel dogshit instant though, that might be hard to beat in terms of cost
>>223555120Depends on the brands but generally no, coffee beans are more expensive than instant per cup
Feel like having a few jars later now but don't want to be wungover for my meal at the pub tomorrow. Then again, it Saturday x
>>223555091Not Spaino, I’m just a big fan of their potential collaborative work
Zara Larsson preforming at Lollapalooza in Chicago - July 31 2026
alysa liu squirting
>>223555099a sexy girl
wish I looked like her
>>223555099get one of these
>>223555176Dredd’s whopper hanging out the back of her
>>223555160>>223555130This depends on how much instant you put in the cupThe LLMs you've just asked will be basing that assessment on the "official" dose being 2 grams but no one fucking puts only 2 grams in a cup lol
>>223554999>>223555038mad how badly she mindraped you
>>223555172WHOOOHOOOO YES YES YES! GRYMT! FAN VAD LIVET ÄR KUNG NÄR SÅNT HÄR HÄNDER!!Ursäkta mitt skrik, men fan, så otroligt att se Zara Larsson med två (2!!!) fingrar deep up in her assHOLE. Sån känsla att få äga henne. Att hon nu tillhör mig och många andra wankers där ute. Känn dig billig din hora!Ska runka kuken blå imorgon. Älskar verkligen hennes tuttar. Så jävla goa. Man kan se att hennes anus har tagit mycket. Ett oanvänt asshole har inte så tjock ring.
Whoa don't all post at once lol
>>223555203i mean it literally doesnt mattera 250g jar of instant gives you 50 cup even using 5g of coffee and costs like £5a £5 250g bag of beans gives you 20 cups by comparison (at a relatively low 60g/L dosage)there is no scenario that buying beans is cheaper than buying instant unless youre using loads and buying like 5 kilo bags
>>223555236
>>223555236was saying this down the pub
>>223555245
*gets rimmed in your path*
lower back really hurts think i slept weird and trapped a nerve :( no beach today
>>223555254can tell this grim bloke is very rorkeish
>>223555203Instant is cheaper, simple as. Not to mention quicker, less washing up, etc.
>>223555249Two (2!!!) fingers deep up in her assHOLE
>>223555267I've only seen him shag a couple of negresses tbf, but he does shoot with many women who do interracial content.
hope your back feels better soon :(deep heat needed
he loves the black willies doesnt he
going to start cooking soon
>>223555295what are you talking about my back is fine
>>223555299who?
.
black cock, zionism and instant coffeethe rorke holy trinity
if we all stopped trying to wind each other up we could have moved from this thread over to WhatsApp and be a group that regularly meets up and goes out clubbing/pubbing and releasing the incels here from their shackles
>>223555313He need some milk
I'm excited for the new season, but worried about a lack of signings. A few players went elsewhere, a few deals seem to have fallen through, and there are a couple more that still haven't been completed after 3 or 4 weeks of negotiation! Thank FUCK we didn't get that six point deduction.
>>223555313Would love to have you like this
>>223555323You are free to do that. Go to WhatsApp then the people who like you will join. YOU WON'T
>>223555312the guy posting about black penises
>>223555254In one of the video the bird just sticks her whole index finger up up his arse while wanking and sucking him off
>>223555331Alfie Potts Starmer
>>223555340Timmy blockers
>>223555340what a lovely bot-bot
>>223555108poor lass is withering away
>>223555285its likely he was rorkeish before experiencing black pussy
>>223555323good post xx
>>223555362bit like her
my mates only gone and bloody done it the madman
>>223555323I’m in the discord and we do this
>>223555337>YOU WON'Tvgphe didn't and just replied to himself instead
is twin peaks worth watching or is it not
>>223555376
Went to mummykins for din dins yesterday and have been shitting up my guts ever since, no idea what she does to food to turn it into a stomach destroyer
>>223555400depends
>>223555400Laura Palmer was murdered by her dad woops spoiler alert
>>223555409what did she serve you
>>223555370fuck edtwt
>>223555272he never stood a chance
>>223555376A neutered man
you lads enjoy your instant coffee but you don't put diesel in a Ferrari so I'll keep enjoying my freshly ground beans instead
wish i had someone to put me on a leash
>>223555441You're not a Ferrari though you're a pale shut-in who uses 4chan as a social media platform
>>223555400yeah. when i rewatch it i skip most of season 2 though
>>223555455I'm not that pale
>>223555450Where are you fromCan I microdose you with estrogenCan I fuck you
>You don’t put diesel in a FerrariLegendary, I’m stealing that line next time I want tonragebait someone about food on here
if you dont regularly have sex your penis shrinks permanently btw
>>223555420Her homemade paella, which is really just rice (white, very very plain) and miscellaneous fish (probably a "seafood collection" you can get in tesco for example), I think she might be buying near expiry for a deal, waiting too long and serving me rubbish
>>223555420Psyllium husk
got some mafalda corta pasta because asda didnt have any rigatoni
how i look reposting the same twitter screenshot the hundredth time in my fourth decade on earth
>>223555503autistics like reptition
the bad posts will go now he's outsourced himself to whatsapp. he has done that hasn't he? after telling others to do that
>>223555485>estrogenFOY
Is this a thing, inviting childless adult family members to your childs birthday?I'm a virgin freak, an absolute autist, I would never get invited to such a thing so I don't know
>>223555524are you ok
rorke's arse taking a pounding tonight
>>223555455130 IQ, senior team leader, homeowner with my own double balcony and two parking spaces for my carlike I said, enjoy your instant coffee if that's your level and aspiration in life
is this that old man video you lot wont shut up about?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785587711178935.mp4
>>223555376why
*clear my throat, blow my nose and do my bestest most manliest voice*You'll do nothing.
>>223555476saucy
>>223555551ok will mate nice badge
>>223555463lol, relatble
>>223555549balls jumping about like an air freshener in a car on a rocky road
taking recs for things i can watch on youtube while im cooking
>>223555551>homeownerFreehold?
Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station
Cheese isn’t bad for you Beef isn’t bad for you Bread isn’t bad for you in moderation So why is a cheese burger such a ludicrously unhealthy meal
>>223555495>I’m stealing that line next time I want tonragebait someoneI wouldn't, appears like it massively backfires and ends up making you seethe instead
>>223555596fucking SCUREAMMMIING
>>223555559doesn’t want anymore kids, already has two different baby mums. Broke up with his gf of 7 years cos she wanted kids and he didn’t, bit sad really cos they were well suited travelled the world and that
>>223555551need a big car eh fatso
ari will be dead within a year if she keeps this up :/
>>223555605because its all the wrong quantitiesa meal that is 50% bread is not healthy
Let's think outside the box.Let's be a bit more ambitious.
>>223555596leds are very low power
>>223555593Muldoon's LogAllan Barton - The AntiquaryThe Macmaster
coffee. instant. cup ofkeep things moving
>>223555615she needs an intervention
>>223555605ultra-processed meal
>>223555618You've already been told to go to your precious WhatsApp and wait for everyone else. Go.
>>223555632insane to think she's amab
Lads met a bird from tinder for a shag and then had a dream we were on some world and she caused a nuclear bomb that ends all life and kills me then I end up on a game Home Screen. I rejoin and nuke the world killing her
this lad is seething about the WhatsApp thing isn’t he, don’t want any new mates?
>>223555595not relevant
>>223555644
stop posting trans content it's triggering me
>>223555636I'm a different person.-1 to your pattern recognition score.
>>223555376grim
Ariana Grande stuns in official music video for "moss" the new single from her 8th studio album "moss"
*enters thread*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783126770288988.webm
>>223555605reckon a good quality homemade burger isnt bada quarter pounder from mcdonald is just cheese+oil
>>223555656POOR
MAKE ME A WIIIIINEEEEEERRRR
>>223555662
>>223555656You're a mere tenant. Sit.
using teabags is just as bad as instant coffee but /brit/ isn’t ready for that conversation
>>223555688looks like a bloke
>>223555701Sir Boring Cunt
>>223555605because it's all ultra-processed slop
Right well
theres a monkey in my bathrooooooomplease give that bitch a banaaaanaaaaaaaa
Slightly chilly out today. I can feel Autumn creeping in.
right well
>>223555701only use 1000 year old puerh tea from the ancient mountains of shangrila me
>>223555610i see
>>223555661THANOS
I found out today it’s chest OF drawers I always said chester draws
>>223555689brother
>>223555729good lad
>>223555685I've got £3000 in my bank account and a £6000 credit limit if I need it (from my senior job and income being assessed)
>>223555738
>>223555735
>>223555689corrrrrrr
chest onlyfans drawers
>>223555738lol
>>223555207>>223555018timmies
>>223555746where’s the rest of it? How much in savings and investments
Feel another poo coming, oh bloody hell, would make it 5 times since last night
>>223555738And it's not elemenopee it's L-M-N-O-P in the alphabet song
>>223555773gherkey
Does Elon Musk invent anything or does he just say “yeah that will be cool” and have actual smart people create it
>>223555785faggot
just shit me drawers
>>223555780>>223555780don't believe youjust some bizarre made up lie because you want to talk about pooing
mental how I'm 100% completely straight and yet I wank to fantasies of being raped by men
>>223555793he’s a businessman so yeah the latter
>>223555785Girlie just take your pills x
>>223555793I don't know
>>223555780If you think I sit up late at nightWiping poostains from my arseMust be out your god damn mind (Out your god damn mind)If you think I won't find poo againDarling, I got other loosIf you ain't know, I was the man[Chorus]You got another poo coming (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)You got another poo coming (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
>>223555793Elon comes up with the brainwave and then he hires a load of little people who never went to university to work out the details
>>223555793>Does Elon Musk invent anythingyeah feel free to use google
>>223555777not relevantall that matters is that I can afford good quality coffee beans to enjoy unlike the seething crabs in their bucket of instant coffee
>>223555689
>>2235557932nd one
my iq is low but my ground game is high
>>223555793he hand crafts every single rocket himself
>>223555799>I've soiled me britches
>>223555812the only pills im on are antidepressents to stop me from killing myself :)
freaking out because my amazon delivery is in that phase where it's out for delivery but not showing me the tracker
been trying to gather the momentum to build up a solid social media following that makes money for a few years now. Life keeps getting in the way and now AI is here (I don’t know enough about AI to use it to my advantage)
chinas space program is cool theyre making extremely steady progress but you just cant beat capitalism when it comes to inventing stuff
>>223555858What do you do? Only share what you're comfortable with.
Got banned from r/Nietzsche :/
>>223555865You mean white peopleYou can't beat white people when it comes to inventing stuff
I'm a girl now but men treat me worse
>>223555851ordering more chink no name shit again is it?
>>223555848Right well. Not really a good representative of our community is it?
eating mcdonalds and crying
>>223555865capitalism isn't the highest form of economic competition, that would be war
>>223555871weather content
>>223555689how did he manage to shoot so much spunk
>>223555881dirty mackem stop whacking horses
>>223555888
Fucking hell forgot how amazing McDonald’s and McNuggets are McDonald’s genuinely changed the world
>>223555894i usually get good stuff but yes this time i bought some chinese plastic to solve a problem
>>223555865actually war is usually the best catalyst for getting shit invented
>>223555898why
>>223555925FOLC
proto-gf getting pissed up tonight. hope she sends a drunk text telling me to come over so she can slobber on my nob x
neechuh speaks of this
dr gilbz sex arse
>>223555930dont know if it's ever going to happen between me and the toilfu
>>223555925she lives with a broken mana cracked polystyrene man
>>223555925they've got bumholes and beaks in them
>>223555882yea im sure all the spacex engineers are aryans not indians and chinese niggas
>>223555909Bizarre lie
Flying a boeing 747 up my own arse
by jove
>>223555940She won't
The mug of coffee has been brewed.
>>223556048>>223556048>>223556048
>>223555950stick at it lad x what’s the main obstacle at the moment?
Facetime with alysa>>223555172I like the video where she put 3 fingers in her asshole and she gapes it
>>223556055early
>>223555605it isn't. You're referring to opinions that were established decades ago which have now been called into question.
Staying put
>>223556079she cute
'sa
>>223555925here they are not
>>223555975Er yes. Lol.
>>223556041could happen
>>223556167In your mind she is your actual girlfriend
