attention seeking early new
going to sit in the garden with my factor 50 on
Spider dropped down from somewhere and scooted under my washing machine last night. Odds i find and kill him. Evens i allow him to live peacefully until i see him again
Getting my sofries to'd
Ridiculously early new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfGu1_04rM
listening to the offspring
Janman will see to this
>>223556096pics like that make feel joywhat are you making lad
>>223556063
just downright stupid and dangerously early new
sir early new
alright lads you can start posting now
>>223556128how could this happen to rorke?
>>223556156Don't know how
fucking scummy cunt of a city hate it
family intervention about how much I wank
>>223556156I can't post
>>223556181I can see your number plate in the reflection of the car in front
where do magpies spend the winter?
oh, shut the eff up
>>223556205in bird hostels
smart casual baddiedem
must be hard writing stories today without making everything too predictable. like imagine someone worked out how everything was going to end and you had to rewrite it just to one up them. that would be annoying
Is anyone else's office job just 2 hours max of real work and the rest is just dossing around?
>>223556264I work in a bakery as a baker
>>223556126its going to be a little pie
>>223556264Probably 3 hours of work that actually needs attention paid to it and the rest is dossing in my smeggy childhood bedroom
>>223556264i work civil service and can do as much or as little as i want. im a boring cunt though so i do work all day
>>223556264kind of but not really but sometimes
>>223556264I am but a humble overnight petrol station attendant
>>223556264yeah but i could do more if i wanted to
>>223556264no i work incredibly hard and have easily enough work to do 60 hr weeks if i wanted to
>>223556284
>>223556205midtable, same as the rest of the season
just won’t piss off will it
>>223556350I wish it was 27
people say that china's againg population and then the following population drop will finish them. is it true.
>>223556390Time will tell
>>223556350>50% chance of rain lucky you
aborted due to one child policy chinese gf
>>223556390two more weeks
>>223556350at least it's not sunny with a chance of meatballs
threads slow as muck heathernonce must be having his weekly social care visit
Ariana Grande sparks concern over weight loss in new ‘Petal’ music video.
>>2235563905000 years theyre not going anywhere. they watched the greeks and egyptians and romans come and go. they watched jesus die and a whole religion sprout up around him and they didnt give a fuck and they never will
china plans to land on the moon before 2030. tick tock
>>223556443grim
bmass
>>223556456loads of places with strong religions didnt become christian
PHWWOOOARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>223556486scran
>>223556507lol
sir bio mass
>>223556443it's giving brittany murphy / karen carpenter
>>223556507no phones but he will be on his phone to read chat
walking around bristol is like playing wheres wally but you're looking for any white bloke
>>223556390demographic collapse is weird fearmongering bs it will sort itself out the west particularly loves using it to justify immigration
>>223556264i am a NEET
>>223556507>only 7 daysis that supposed to be a challenge?
mad how much more successful our country would have been if king john actually did convert himself and the rest of us to islam
i was warned for posting the link to this thread ... :/
>>223556557ktim
>>223556542so he can shag you up the arse
what are the japanese going to do with all their vacant houses and flats when everyone dies of old age
>>223556559youd be dead within two hours
>>223556563good
>>223556590there's a good nhk doc about this but i forgot the name of it
>>223556598its bad actually :{
Spain has recently condemned other members of the EU for shutting down their borders after 60,000 Moroccan illegal immigrants arrived in Spain
>>223556456china actively pushed back against christianity twice already, 3rd time's the charm tho
seen any films recently that you'd like to recommend?
Come with me as I attempt to survive 7 days stranded as an incel No /brit/No potato dinosaurs No wanking to cartoons
burger vans smell like bo
>>223556590sell them to me im going to live in akihabara and fuck prostitutes and watch anime and live my dream life as a japanese schoolboy with a tsundere gf
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1785566543131054.jpg
don't click that
feeling like a washed unc
>>223556617stander (2003)
just made a sandwich in the sandwich press with roast beef dijon cheese and pepper :}
>>223556591>find water>find a shady spot to sleep under>maybe find a bit of food but not really essential for 7 days because people have lasted longer without itboredom might be the biggest problem. never understood why people enjoy beach holidays
>>223556658rorkes seething about it
>>223556616christiantity was illegal in rome for 300 years :)
quite amusing thinking about the chinese seeing christianity sprouting up in the middle east and europe and thinking what the fucks all that about and then it goes on to become the worlds biggest religion
>>223556658and where's my one?
sandwich press, aero presswhat ever will they come up with next
>>223556658is the beef ground?
>>223556658
>>223556658>sandwich pressI prefer instant sandwiches desu
>>223556680mating press haha
>>223556677lots of gullibale mongs about
>>223556680trouser press
in the future youll be able to torrent a sandwich and itll come out of your cd drive
>>223556719You wouldn't download a sandwich
It's Saturday. Am I doing anything? Of course not.
>>223556680gengen press
>>223556719
You've been tasked with making a three cheese Macaroni Cheese. You head over to the dairy fridge to pick up some items. Which cheeses make it into your dish?
Another Saturday in Burnham's Britain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Divergencethinking about this
>>223556733idk prolly cheddar american nacho cheese and something else
>>223556757Shrek
>>223556733mature cheddarred leicesterparmesan
>>223556575chance would be a fine thing!
just learned that blacks have the lowest sperm count and testosterone levels
>>223556757fucking size of that. Man that blokes are walking around with that and peoples gfs have taken stuff like that in the past
>>223556733I've never eaten mac n cheese but I would probably use pecorino or parm, grier and maybe a little bit of mild cheddar
got elvis costello on
cockmogs me by far
>>223556664>drink contaminated water>bitten by a snake>eat a poisonous berrydead
>>223556727got a week off work and i'm doing fuck all
Well that's you lot getting slagged off. Of course you're copying the flatfaces.
>>223556822Nothing to do anyway
>>223556824ktim
>>223556824they should do an article on this place, forget teenagers, we have 30 year olds that do it!
>>223556757
>>223556824been doing this years me
>nothing to do anywayhow can u say this when the social club exists
I only leave the house to go to the gym and Lidl, and that's okay
>>223556840true, tin lids are off school as well so it'll be packed everywhere
>>223556874what do you do inside all day
>>223556874just keep away from schools
>>223556887Never you mind
>>223556868alri brian potter
markets have been shit this monthnet worth only up 758 quid to £242,493.19added a new section to my spreadsheet, on average i'm up 4k/mo
started moisturizing daily and it took years off my age honestly looking too young lately worried i might get nonced
China and Russia's international lunar research facility will also be working with Senegal, Venezuela, Belarus, Pakistan, Azerbaijan, South Africa, Egypt, Nicaragua, Thailand, Serbia and Kazakhstan. This is offensive to the West!
I’ve only left the house to shag women, go food shopping or incel walk for the last 10 years. Strange one me
just sick of it all
Suicide rates are actually significantly lower than they were in the 80s and 90s when suicide was arguably a lot more stigmatised. the youth don’t have it worse they just have more of an avenue to bitch about it
>>223556824How is this slagging me off? I leave my house once a week and I'm not a teenager. I'm a fully grown man.
>>223556912it do be like that
moved out of my mum and dad's houseall my mates live far away now so i can only visit them monthly need a girlfriend since otherwise all i do is work and gym
>>223556923they have more distractions now
i need to pee (on you)
>>223556911Nicely done. Might add a monthly average section to my spreadsheet.
Love Charity shops, always able to get nice books for cheap. Except Oxfam, those faggots want 20 pounds for a book I can find for a fiver on ebay
>>223556824does it mention falling in love with women from telly and spamming their images in here like they're your real girlfriend
good news everyone, my trimmer is still working even without changing the fuel mixture. don't know why was it acting up yesterday.
>>223556953my new additions are just>this months net worth minus last>my investments YoY >net worth YoYnot sure on the value of the last two yet
>>223556944>need a girlfriendsame but not sure any woman in the world would want to take part in my awful life
On for my third poo of the day fucking hell what’s going on?
YoY
>>223556987i thought so but then i asked a girl out and she said yes as long as you are employed she cant really complain
How am I to blame for all this?
>>223556970only decent thing to buy in there along with dvds / blu ray the price they ask for clothes nowadays is absurd>>223556987get a tenga egg
Reckon I've got some form of autism. Aspergers probably
>>223556580
>>223557002diarrea dieaorreah dieofreah the shits
how much money do you have to have before you start investing
>>223556911What are you invested in?
Mumberg looking through my grandparents wedding photos and I’m not ashamed to admit my nan was an absolute fitty in her youth - could’ve done far better than a grumpy yorkshire manlet. Even by 1950s standards matey was punching far above his weight.
I don't know if any of you anti-intellectual rorkes have been following the Jason Arday scandal but it's utterly hilarious, the guardian just published an article with an interview where he claims that he was threatened inside the university twice by men with knives then just went about his day without reporting it to anyone lmao
>>223557026pretty sure $500 is the minimum
need a gf who would wait on me hand and foot and let me have my way with her body but that's rarer than hens teeth
>>223556675we've got this
>>223557029VWRP all the way>>223557005ToT
>>223557044Mad how if you’re an articulate brown person you can just tell the most blatantly lies to leftypols and they will believe it without a moments hesitation
>>223556486Scarboroug his full of foreigns now?
Living in the American midwest seems quite kinoObviously in the 90's before all the you know what's
Still can't get over mousey looking kinda sexy
RED SHOESTHE ANGEL'S WANNA WEAR MY RED SHOESRED SHOESTHE ANGEL'S WANNA WEAR MY RED SHOES
>>223557044zesty ol buck
tea in the oven
>>223557071not even the guardian believed this onehe's cooked
>>223557022
>>223557051I just want a nice pretty mid white gf who hasn't had sex with any non-Europeans and doesn't have any non-European blood in her
Vanguard not yielding good returns because every two weeks Trump decides to bomb another country for flimsy reasons
>>223557064you're laughing but I see a fat bastard on his way to an early grave. not likely to see his children grow up. sad
>>223556623>No potato dinosaursget marfa on /brit/big lass loves that stuff
>>223556733Cheddar, Double Gloucester and Prawn Primula
our katie
tranime pedo avatartranime pedo avatar samefag fifteen minutes later what a life
>>223557095well that's the problem bruceyou are not a Europeanyou are a Lebanese-Indonesian mutt
>>223557070I just keep my money in my bank. I made $580 in interest this month with no risk. I want to invest but I'm retarded unfortunately
remember when they tried to push Akala as an intellectual
>>223557115mulatto baby lips grasping onto those tetes like a lion to a gazzeles hind
Back from a 3 day ban for mentioning a certain country that it's forbidden to criticise, did I miss anything?
>>223557126literally all my blood is European and I've done 2 ancestry tests to prove it, keep coping though :)
>>223557151Luxembourg?
>>223557151I got like 50 (you)s on one absolute banger of a post but it’s not in the archive so you can’t actually see it anymore
Im black owned
Real /brit/ men don't post in new threads. They continue to post in old threads until they expire
Well you know what they say, a poo in the hand is worth two in the arse.
reckon i should've made the most of twink days by stringing along older men who would buy me gifts and dipped before they wanted bum stuff
Once I’m mentally well again I will disappear from this place for ages again until hit another dip in my life. Are the people who are always here always mentally unwell?
might watch a movie
>>223557151Mate you have to stop dissing Rwanda
>>223557042people married for love and a steady wage back then
Me and the gf have just started our latest 2 week Minecraft phase. Got a few mods installed this time should be fun x
>>223557151behold! the hill every western government is prepared to die on
>>223557137lmao youd need several million to get that
>>223557151was it russia
a black woman is speakingrorke: *sits his white ass down and listens*leftypol: *claps and cheers after every sentence so no one can hear*
>>223557193Vile Tutsi bastard
>>223557217
so when disney put supergirl out on their streaming platform, how do nerds manage to take and turn it into torrent form
>>223557198they didn't need to remake this again
>>223557229mad how if joan d'arc was alive today the english would send her off to a bbc breeding camp
When, long ago, the gods created Earth In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth. The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind. To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man, Th' Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan. A beast they wrought, made of pork, Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Rorke.
>>223557202I have $174,000 dollars in my goal saver and I got paid $580 this month. not sure how you've done the math mate
>>223557248camera pointed at the monitor yeh
technology idea: cat translator so i can actually have a conversation with my wife (feline)
>>223557101is that playboy bunny necklack? Why isn't she on OnlyFans?
>>223557248nice try mi5
>>223557255
New pair of Skechers arriving soon. No more sore feet for me de lads
with any luck the skinny mutant will slip right through the toilet seat and enter the great unknown, never to be heard or seen again.
>>223557189i consider myself pretty normal. i'm just a virgin that's all
>>223557265?that's illegal to get that much
>>223557292he's about to go to church
>>223557268massive ummington
rorkes crepes
the uk plans to be using solar panels in space to give us energy by 2040
>>223557268omg this
>>223557272she's just being a bit cheeky innit, she's a big gyal these days won't be doing that
>>223557294those are granny yoga shoes Loool
So basically Joan d'Arc was an underaged French teenage girl who dressed like a boy in armourFurthermore she was a Catholic fundementalist and had some form of what we would now call schizophrenia or psychosis and claimed to see and hear the voice of God and angels and shitBut because it was the medieval times all the people took her seriously Then she went to Britain to try to grift a bit of coin talking about her tomboy schizo religious visions, but the British protestant regime burnt her at the stake for heresy This deeply angered every Catholic, Frenchman, schizo, paedophile, and tomboy fan in the western world and the time and made them all curse Britain Is that about the run of it?
finally we cucks have a flag of our own
rosemary or sage with my veg?
was cutting grass and one mentally ill neighbour just walked up to my fence and started watching me. stuff like this is why I'm anxious to even step outside my own house.
>>223557331this is what birth control does. she needed it because she's a massive slut. from this we can ascertain that rubes never needed it because she is a pristine virgin
>white sperm counts decreased by 70% from 1970-2010lmao theyll be virtually 0% by 2030
Should i get a BBL
>>223557374cheers spermcounterlad
>>2235573512nd's thighs are lovely
im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
>>223557374glanced at this and thought it might be a statistic about sperm whales (one of my top 10 animals) disappointing
>>223557351bunch of fat munters? yeah thats british genes
>>223557374brown sperm rising at a crazy rate
>>223557357parsley and thyme
>>223557353em the tables turned. spain is kicking them back to morocco now
doing a cum and counting every sperm cell individually
>>223557331lovely example of british genes in this image
>>223557255>>223557349any reason you're not saying joan of arc instead of the french pronunciation
>>223557400uh no the global sperm count is decreasing white and east asian sperm counts are decreasing the fastest
>>223557376bacon buttie and a lager? yeah you should
>>223557374going to a party tonight. thanks for this little nugget i can spring when the conversation lags
The elephant shrew is the closest living relative to the elephant itself.Absolutely mental.
>>223557432rum looking fella
>>223557397shagging them from behind so you can inhale their McDonalds farts at maximum potency
>>223557419bro calls himself Aethelred Godwinson
>how did you know I was british?
>>223557332I’m 36 and I have bad knees mate
>>223557428i was talking about the count in my arse
>>223557401i did rosemary
>>223557447did she eat the midsize girl
>>223557447>britishjust anglo-saxon genes long dopey faces
>>223557432imagine believing this lol lol
>>223557447she looks very bald in the 2nd pic
>>223557451
how come the dpd driver is like 3 seconds at my door but on the tracker its 20 minutes before it refreshes from delivery 45 to 46. is everyone else inviting him in for a shag and cup of tea
>>223557447>>>>>>>midsizewomen are delulu
Ariana Grande injecting ozempic right into her bone marrow
>>223557476Take a biological lesson
>yeah paris was weird. people just kept coming up to me and going are you british? when I said yeah they just walked away smirking.
>>223557294luv me skechers too, don't give a fuck what anyone else says
>>223557447body positivity is the funniest cope
>>223557487he knows what you are and makes the right decision to get out of there asap
fatpheebs is fit
>>223556048I fucked my opportunities to go back to college without debt so now there is no fucking point because no matter how hard I work or fight I am constantly at square one so what's the point
>>223557451/brit/ meetup descends into chaos after Umbunny is made fun of for having BPD
>>223557497good response, moron
>>223557519barely fits through the door
>>223557502bro
>>223557502the kinda girl leftists orbit for years pretending to like immigrants and jack corbyn only to get rejected for a strong english bloke
>>223557502stop posting thesethey're upsetting me
woman I had sex with earlier said I had a huge dickmassive ego boost tbqh
>>223557502deano's wife after two years of letting herself go
bpd isn't real sorry
>>223557502God that's vile
>>223557522
asking chatgpt how to get more fibre in my diet>just eat 200g of raspberriesyeah thats about £4 I'm not made of money
>>223557540You've never had sex
>>223557558brokie
well that's odd. just saw a horse wander off by itself
oh boy i can't wait to do 11 years of medicine after getting 5 A*s so i can graduate and start at an incredible eye-watering £42k
>>223557558eat weetbix :)
>>223557502looks like she's eaten a lfie ring
>>223557558cucumbers and beans nigga
>>223557479got the one of the girl trying to give a rabbit some medicine and his rabbit mate going mental on the girls thighs like that
>>223557502wtf
>>223557580interesting you only mentioned the first year salary
>>223557502homer
>>223557580you have to be over 18 to post here
>>223557502Deanos favourite bodyshape
>>223557558beanschia seedsnutsall cheapall easy
The missus having fun
>>223557349The Germans wouldn't invent protestantism for another 86 years and Joan only got rehabilitated by Roman Catholicism for political reasons. Arguably she was an example of the sort of peasant mysticism and political activism that would be a significant element of the rise of dissent in the western church in the coming centuries
failed my driving test for forgetting to look in my mirror during a right turnjust until january next year until i get a new test haha
>>223557627cloggers!
>>223557627Right
Thank fuck I have zero interest in women or going out and getting pissed
>>223557627the woke flag in the background is a nice touch
>>223557627>Awkwardly tries to high five herBahaha what a sperg
im satan
>>223557668every person ive heard say this has change their mind once theyve done it
>>223557627cor imagine the fit bloke thats getting married to that, brown swept hair, gorgeous blue eyes.. bet hes a right lad
been wanking to plus sized women a lot lately
>>223557668since my last bender alcohol disgusts me, it'll probably pass in a few weeks
i know australianposter has had a bit of a vulgarian streak but i trust him.. as a confidant.
>>223557681no, youre bruce
>>223557690I've already done it back in my teens and didn't enjoy it at all
>>223557668what do you do instead?
>>223557705you mean fat mate. don't mince words
>>223557627phwoaaar
buxom medieval wenches
>>223557704Yeah the lucky lad gets to watch her fat arse slap and bounce on BBC >>223557655Hello
>>223557627divorce
british genes create fat ugly evil munters with asymmetrical and recessed faces and pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily. in mainland europe they says "that's so british" when they see something asymmetrical or stupid or rotund or ugly or poorly executed.
>>223557370nah marfa just loves food
>>223557737can you post something that's actually nsfw like usual not this softcore bs
>>223557723think they prefer curvy
>>223557732all captured by well hung berber and turkish pirates
>>223557753>>223557753>>223557753
>>223557723ground beef you mean
>>223557722Can you really not imagine someone doing anything besides getting drunk, clubbing, and trying to get women? How fucking sad
>>223557745prefer your audreyposter gimmick
>>223557754Her presenting her naked arse for everyone to see in public with a black man handling her is hot
>>223557516true if he stays any longer he might discover the mountains of cp i have just behind the door
