cornwall edition
finna watch a movie
just found out katie is a yank #heartbroken
>>223558949https://i.4cdn.org/int/1785599320799578.jpgslide up behind her, wrap my arms around her, rub her pregnant belly, kiss her cheek and tell her I love her
>>223559024what are you watching x
>THERE IS A GREAT SIMILARITY BETWEEN CORNWALL AND ITALYThere just isn't though, is there?
Cody's vacation spot
i wish i had taken more pictures of myself as a kid.I guess i didn't do it because i always was insecure about something, my weight, my acne, everything.
>>223559051mind your own business
>>223559058sc
>>223559058
>>223559002I'm 25% Cornish
wasnt very funny at allwhy u samefagging
>>223559059I look depressed in the few that exist of me. Clearly it started early. Though at the time I was none the wiser as I had no frame of reference.
(8) i'm moving to cornwall.... (8)
>>223559069why is bradley pretending to suck two bbc's at the same time in this gif??
>>223559002Shithole filled with awful people
first dick pic I ever took was taken in the mcdonalds toilets on O'Connell Street in Dublin
learning about the anus with Chris Packham on BBC Two
there is a great similarity between the North East and a Siberian gulag camp
i look like kanye if he white, never crashed his car, and was clean shaven
[Sad News] I'm moving to Cornwall.
In South Australia I was born
>>223559065:'(
>>223559116his fit step daughter in it?
i call is maizewall haha
>>223559059Yes, having some photos of myself would be nice. Sometimes think my life would have been better if I was into film photography or something like that as a kid rather than games. Generally you should probably prefer the well-trodden path when it comes to hobbies (sports (AKA the big one), reading, cooking, photography, art etc.)
what the normie etiquette for following people on fb and instagram. i always think im being too keen
my da has played world of warcraft for 20 years
my life a rorke joke
fucking hate emojis
>>223559164rorkes tats
>>223559163u press follow, person accepts, noone ever thinks about it again
It Yorkshire Day chaps x
>>223559163depends entirely on how attractive you are same as every other social convention
>>223559116didnt he get done for cp charges during the thick of it
BIG UP CORNWALLCORNWALL EDISH
>>223558009>>223557914>there will never be a white british internet flavour of the month girl.I wanted to fuck Rose in the arse until I found out she was a girl
>>223559170always liked the idea of mmo games but never found one i could really get into
>>223559031Soufeners can't even detect norfern twang from his own country's roses. Manchesterism needs to go northwide, independence referendum in 5 years https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785599636949443.mp4
Mental how some of you were the type of kid that misbehaved so much at school you were taken out of regular lessons and had a teaching assistant with you 24/7. It doesn't get mentioned enough when you're an adult. People just forget and move on like you weren't incredibly disruptive.
>>223559031???
Happy birthday Mousey pal!
>>223559182what if you're a spacker who hasn't interacting with them for years because of 'xiety. they could be thinking about it no?
>>223559211ktim
constant stink of fucking weed from next door. good mind to go round there and tell him to grow up
/brit/ meetup in glasgow
Might start smoking now
>>223559231just yell it out the window
>>223559208Why the fuck should we care about Manchester when they think their Scouse ex-mayor is a Manc?
might become non-binary
>>223559231you'll do nothing
>>223559237we're all going round mouseys for a bit then heading out on the town
>>223559231You won't >>223559237There willnae
wish i could suffer some kind of trauma to make me gain perspective and not obsess over little things
>>223559208shes faking it, it slipped out a bit when she said "kinda" halfway through, and then she makes you think the ending accent is fake by upping the cody factor to one trillion, but i know the truth. cant worship yank women im afraid, into the bin she goes
Gyally demmie parasoles
mousey's had a knock back from buff club
this manchester thing is doing my fucking nut in, there are much nicer places than manchester outside of london, and this drive to tear down london for the sake of an ex industrial dump is going to harm the country
>>223559222nah still fine, everyone gets friend recommendations for people they havent seen in years
>>223559231maybe the problem is that he's already growing
OG Star Wars was prime George Lucas thinking, "How can I create an epic space opera that will appeal to both the mass audiences and children of the 1970s, set in my own original universe, but with a heavily influence from Dune, while also highlighting my opposition to the Vietnam War?" Modern Star Wars is a boardroom of Disney executives thinking, "How can we maximise merchandise sales of cute cartoon alien characters in the form of plushies, lego sets and graphic t-shirts, for both to the toddler and autistic adult manchild demographics?"
praise the lord (da shine)
>>223559170my grandad played it when it was released and now me and my dad both do too
>>223559303jar jar's the key to all of this
>>223559303dont care tbqh
It's Yorkshire day I am more powerful than you will ever believe, done more for this country than you can ever imagine
>>223559231report it to the council if it's social housing. I've reported people on our estate before and it at least helps keep a record even if they don't fix it right away
>>22355917020 years of service and he's still probably just some regular adventurer or enforcer lorewise mental
>>223559243just did this. not sure if he heard but i've done as much as i can
33C at 19:00
opened facebook for the first time in ages and saw I had a six month old pending request from a girl who's name I vaguely remembered from school so I accepted and then she messaged me asking why I added her and I said she added me I just don't check facebook very often and she said she doesn't check facebook very often either I hate women
>>223559291the reason im socially isolated is because i presume everyone is as evil as me. the notion of someone receicing a friend request from me and not being like 'LMAO look at this desperate freak' to their whatsapp group is completely alien to me. im a vile person. they're better off not knowing me
it feels so much like sunday but thankfully it's only saturday
>>223559349we know that FEEL
>>223559345quick close the blinds
might report all the spackers parking on the pavement on my street to the councilberg
>>223559291what if its its people ive interacted with loads at work and social life and only now thinking about following. thats weird right?
Wish I could relive being a child againWhich I could redo my life over knowing what I do now
>>223559355ok this conversations has taken a turn lad, most people are not evil at all, just add the person you'll be dead in 30 years anyway its just a bit of fun
amazon driver must be taking the scenic route
>>223559376sometimes they send out a council wagie and he takes photos of the cars parked on the pavement, seen it happen a few timesnothing happens though
Are these worth the cheap prices for a bit of trip away in a different town?
>>223559303george lucas is a visionary I respect him deeply
>>223559251>when they think their Scouse ex-mayor is a Manc?Huh? Doesn't change that we're all post industry shitholes screwed over by the tories. Well Manchester and Liverpool seem to be doing better these days
in the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade
saw a man in a dress walk up the high street
>>223559379no? you know them why would it be weird
just made a third coffee.
>>223559395never been on a bus but they seem grim from videos I've seen on herehow cheap is it?
>>223559395we have these in the usa used to ride them between philly and NYC They're enjoyable
Y O R K S H I R E
>>223559410because ive spend years not following them online? they'd have to ask why the sudden change of heart. what do i even say to that
>>223559396
>>223559417>never been on a bus
I wear black at the Pride March because I represent black people sex.
>>223559395on the bus to edinburgh once en route to a night out, big group of us, all sat up the top at the front getting steaming evidently some shrew reported us to the bus driver because he pulled over and said we'd have to stop or we weren't allowed back on. He did let us down our drinks by the roadside though
Anything good happening in the world?
>>223559431Vghhhhh Pately Bridge.
>>223559432im trying to explain this to the other lad normal brained people dont think about this that deeply, people by and large dont go off on a huge witch hunt to discover why you'd dare to add them on social media it's all very normal and they will just say 'oh it's xxx' and accept
>>223559456Bizarre post
Yo dude Cody! Where the fuck you been dude? You comin to Brad's party tonight?
>>223559386I'd still be the same scrawny, glasses wearing, gap toothed little freakIf anything is do an even worse job of it if I went again because at least back then I was naive enough to have some measure of unwarranted self confidence
>>223559395dont trust the guy on the bus one bit
>>223559417Don't think the price matters to Etonite scum like you
>>223559431>zooms out and the other half of the road is vape shops and takeaways
>>223559303Sure but then he made the prequels and the retarded special editions. He's a hack fraud.
>>223559479but im socially stunted from living with the parentbergs for years and only now im in the incelflat do i feel the need to reach out
>>223559487
Ate some chips (American) for breakfast
>>223559431>the van mounting the curb on double yellows in the backgroundsovl
Black person Sexuality needs Representation!!!
>>223559515absolutely go for it, reaching out is the best thing you could do for a smelly incel life
The tipple
>>223559417love the bus and train
Tfw no autumn gf
Love both Star Wars and Star TrekOn an intellectual level Trek is far superior, but it lacks a lot of the spectacle of Star Wars.
last time i were on the bus was probably a couple years ago and there was this spacker breathing disturbingly loud and coughing like fuck he also stank
>>223559386same here
>>223559568i got one of these xmatter of fact shes just bought some new high socks to with her wellies in preparation for autumn x
Start clearing out your wardrobeIt's almost Autumn, it's going to be a cold one
>>223559534feels easier to just stand on a bridge and tel everyone i'll only come down when they add me on
Time to get the big duvet out of storage.
>>223559582pretty standard on buseswouldn't get that on a train
>>223559194larping as the lawrence of arabia are they?
>>223559498I'm not 'Etonite scum' for wondering what the price is. It's obviously a factor in whether the bus is worth it. I don't know what a bus ticket costs these days and what is reasonable. I've been on coaches on school trips but that was years ago. If it's much cheaper than driving or a train then it might be worth it
>>223559579how do i get into trek
>>223559601Tog 15. Goose down. You know the one.
>>223559599lol, i like your humor im sure others will appreciate it too, put yourself out there a bit ffs
>>223559522what are they doing
miss the covid days when you could do a walk and wank where you walk into the woods wank and then walk home without anyone knowing
>>223559278If Katie has convinced one soufener she's a yank, she should've at least been good enough for voice acting. Alas.. :(
>>223559622fresh pledges applying to enter Sugma Phi Ligma fraternity
>>223559630
>>223559303>>223559318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL4pzuwSUQ
>>223559630rememer when everyone was wanking in the fog haha
>>223559630you can still do this now
>>223559417Just threw together a trip>London to Hull>7pm-1:25am>Wednesday 11th August>Hull to London>10:40am-5:50pm>Tuesday 18th August>£26.30
>>223559656yh
uptown top ranking
>>223559431Vvvgh
>big duvetits 34 degrees in the south east on monday what u CHATTING
>>223559470what boring git
>>223559634This is weird
I am the bus spacker
>>223559133she has that fringe to cover up her fivehead
it's only 19c where I am, lovely and pleasant.
England is a Country of Rivers and Bridges
>>223559707do you breath loudly, cough like fuck, and stink?
>>223559290they hate us cos they aint us. there isnt a single city in the world let alone the uk with the institutional history that london does, so its no surprise that mancs with a culture built on oasis, football, and slave trade shipping feel the need to attack it all the time
>>223559630Start doing this
my wilko duvet is falling apart i should buy a new one
>>223559568same
>>223559536bet you enjoyed that you nasty gremlin
>>223559669compared to £50 on a train it looks like?6 hours on a bus? no I wouldn't say it's worth that for £25
>>223559729i like this post
>>223559753>let's go to a field filled with pumpkins and do a photoshoot!bizarre ritual that's erupted over the last few years. imagine the workers walking around the muddy field putting pumpkins down.
>>223559568Still 2 more months to find a green england gf
do doctors do bad handwriting on purpose as a security measure so you cant forge it and steals prescriptions since the pharmacy only knows his writing. if so it has to be really hard to recruit and train pharmacists because for the first 6 months they'd just be calling or running back to the gp to ask wtf is this
>>223559634imagine writing this way about a dead person and spamming them daily
>>223559614Watch The Next Generation to start with and then from there go onto DS9 and by then you should be fine to watch whatever other series you want
just got out the shower time to rub e45 all over mesel
sucking a moon cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anf6wLZOb1E
>>223559770ok
>>223559781its a pyo not a photoshoot
>>223559781they never do it with onions or other seasonal vegetables do they. I hate them so much
>>223559784
>>223559789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VONoYWxSAsI
>>223559820they're evil
The original series is the visually best Star Trek series. It has the brightest and most vivid colors. Me dad said that it was amazing when they watched it on the television in the 1960s.
poopnis
start doing this: *does nothing*
any new gimmicks going
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
>>223559819They're only doing it so they can take photos to post and pretend that they're farming. They probably don't even take the pumpkins home or know how to pick them properly. Meanwhile the people who work hard growing and are actually picking them get no publicity.
>>223559789they need to do lots of paperwork quick and this affects their hadwriting
escort I had sex with earlier said my dick is bigI'm 6.7 inches so maybe she was just stroking my egoor maybe the average is actually lower and most men are lying
>>223559634you are severely mentally ill and for some reason also have an ego so you can't realize how freakish and weird your obsession with posting dead egirls is despite multiple people telling you every day
>>223559789It's plausible deniability in case there are side effects from medication they prescribe
i like the katieposter
>>223559875
>>223559881they have computers now and the assistant does it anyway
>>223559704>>223559796? She wanted to be an actor, had portfolios online and I don't spam her either. Check the olds>>223559822Autumn gf moment, double heatwave will get us through
>>223559906its spaki
york, lincoln, wells, ely. pride of britain
>>223559893It's only a few spergs, I recognise the lot of you. I barely post Katie>>223559906x
>>223559913>I don't spam herfactual lie
Those grey skies
>>223559057Do you not see the poster? Thick cunt arent you
>>223559857i like the colours in TOS but for costumes sets and stuff TNG is better
The graphic print on one of my favourite t shirts has melted off due to the amount of times it's been washed + the insane heat this summer
>>223559931more chance of hearing foreign jibber jabber in lincoln than english because they parachute the "student" biomass in
>>223559945You're blinded by hate
>>223559983rorke
>>223559946corr
tearing rorkes batty crease to shreds
>>223559995
>>223559797seems to start off very slowly
>>223559946A shower or 2 too keep the drought away is worth it. Keep the norf green
>>2235598836.7 is above average, average is about 5.5
the lincoln "student" he jibber jabbers like 2x a year
half the TOS episodes take place in some random set the studio had laying around yes lads get out the greek columns
>>223560009>>223560011Do you have this accent?https://youtu.be/eef215PXnmE
get the mental illness leaned into
>>223560036br
>>223559946I have such a distaste for this sort of architecture, it genuinely fills me with a form of instinctive dread.
>>223559972sometimes they look better battered, i've got a band poster on the wall which has faded and from the sun and it looks good
>>223560045ok i will do it
>>223560054brown
how many Great houses are there where you live and nearby
>>223560000good post
My penis has melted off due to the insane heat this summer.
>>223560011Yeah it's a problem both TNG and DS9 share, they start off slow and shite, and gradually get better and better, with the latter seasons of both being pure kino that unfortunately you need to watch the earlier stuff (to an extent) to understand
>>223560071thanks :)
love women with dark bumholes
>>223560054What about this? This is where Diego lives.
>>223560066rorkey boy
>>223560039noi have an RP accent
>>223560067there's a hlaalu headquartersthey're always up to some dodgy business
>>223560081take your knob out NOW!
oh my gawwwd I’m so bloaaaaaateddddd
sir total nigger death
>>223560067our school house was pretty great desu. we won sports day 4 years in a row
rorke you n'wah
>LRRP>Search and Destroy>Strategic Hamlet Program>Operation Ranch Hand>Ngo Dinh Diem>Operation Rolling Thunder>Operation Linebacker>Battle of Hue>McNamara's statistical obsessionhow come Vietnam was so kino?any other kino aspects I should know about?
need to move because the upstairneighbourberg supports the opposite team from me and i hear him yelling every time they score
>>223559184Best people in the world
not enough somalis in south london desu, need another gorillion imported right now or ill riot!!!
got my travel arrangements sorted out for rapecon 2026
>>223560174Not even a real convention
>>223560174remember to tell the police your plans for your safety
>>223560186it is
>>223560179need him sucked up by a tornado screaming fuck my nigger life
>Spain’s prime minister, Pedro Sánchez, has called for an urgent meeting of EU interior ministers after what he called some member states’ “selfish, polarising and unlawful reaction” to this week’s mass border crossing into the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, in north Africa.
>>223560179are belka
>need him sucked UM x
>>223560196what the fuck is wrong with spain
>battle of hueкэк
>>223560208PieheadVision™
is Employed Woman here? I have an Aldi issue
robin hood's bay
twitter really is just /pol/ these days
bored and playing dollies are we
>>223560179Lill bro forced out of the forest by greys into dancing for whitey for a few nuts :crying_emoji:
>>223560224hue?
>>223560244pondering the grindr messages pinned here
fit black lady just requested to follow me on Instagram!!!! I only have 43 followers I will now have 44!
still screaming at snapfireflys creps and his gay noncey anime dolls loooooooooooooool
pearly penile papules
>>223560208phwoarr good image disthe aesthetic of it reminds me of this track which is like the sonic form of this aesthetichttps://youtu.be/-3Kg_-_B_B4
>>223560250musk ruined twittersearch function doesn't even work as well
getting interracially raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OEC_LS7FVk
no city in this country even comes close to London the rest are all just glorified towns
>>223560276are there pearly vulva papules
>>223560289racismlad!
Just found out that Hitler had a crush on a Jewish girl while at art school and got rejected Explains everything really doesn't it?
my dog is so CUTE I just wanna eat him
>>223560298brum and manchester are cities they’re just shitholes
Deploy ze poz loads
>>223560310looks like mr binbis this akshually mr binb
>>223560319wonder if that led to him killing 6 million jews
>>223560319that girl? golda meir
>>223560310sc
>>223560310Umm that's a pony
>>223560363
>>223560344she was ugly as fuck. even in seinfeld, a jewish show, they make fun of how ugly she was
>>223560338justifies it tbf
>>223560310So this is rorke
I wish I was first minister
prying my pinky toenails off for the win
>>223560371rorke
white boi catnip
>>223560412real
>>223560086looks kino. big fan of london me
peter theil knows when i go to do a poo based on the apps i use -instagram, reddit, twitter
>>223560412love me some monolidded asian women
washed up gimmick mate
>>223560371Zesty aaahrchosaur
Seinfeld made fun of jews sometimes. There's an episode where Jerry's uncle starts seeing antisemitism everywhere and Jerry says he's being ridiculous.
aff oot
>>223560447thats because he was an arch jew. couldnt get away with this even as a lowly jew nevermind a goyim
doing a researchhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Protestantism#Claimed_to_have_prefigured_Protestantism
Wish I were a foid
>>223560466women like this always look much fatter naked for some reason
I like it when girls do that thing with their fingers like the small dick sign
>>223560447jerry seinfeld only has a career because he convinced larry david that no one would want to watch a tv show in which he was the main character
>>223560501yeah?
World's strongest man competition at Milton Keynes today
recycle at 310>>223559001>>223559001>>223559001
>>223560507Why
Afghanistan has it right about women what with not letting them learn to read and such like
>>223560475you were about to be inducted as a honourary brit in the /brit/ hall of fame. not now. #fucked it
>>223560507Bizarre post
very hungry
bumping to 310
>>223560491Seems like a bunch of sound lads
