Owain Glyndŵr edition
>>223564132
Keir promised me a racoon gf, will Burnham honour this?
go out lil bros it’s Saturday night wtf
Rorkes favourite bond? Pierce Brosnan
alri
>>223562477the old
i'm banned from all the alt chans i frequent.
Walk mongs love talking about how they're "going on a walk"
what possible explanation could there be for welshmong always using VPNs to post his new threads
>>223564156Rorke seething at this
>>223564159just write 'new: >>223564132'
there was a group of 18-20 year old girls in front of me on the bus and i coudln't stop thinking about being their personal toilet the entire journey
>>223564156because brexit worked so well
you lads ever been to an anime/gaming convention?
Should be deeply embarrassing to admit you're religious in the year 2026
>>223564156Rorke looking at this and saying "well that's not true"Welshmong seething about that
Sir Akira Kurosawa
>>223564168chapple roan looking ruff
>>223564193as you would
>>223564210dead now of course
>>223564200no
>>223540490Slowpoke
>>223564193:/
>>223564190Is that the saxophone guy
>>223564179I assume “mental illness” isn’t sufficient?
>>223564227corr used to wank loads to Women as food porn when I was a teennot really sure why
just closed the curtains
single men in the chat have no excuse to be in on a Saturday night
>>223564227erm
>>223564191but this thread wasn't made yet when i made that one
r/MensRights is so pathetic
>>223564254but you can link to threads that haven't yet been made
>>223564235yh
A poo in the hand is worth two in the arse
>>223564257they're heroes fighting for us, hun
what's his policy on biomass?
doing a little dance
post saturday evening bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ug0aJvuwY
>>223564227you can't eat women rorkeit's just not allowed
That's a poneA sexy pone
jazzercising my cocky
The Co-operative bwyd?Bwyd?What's a bwyd? Why can't the Welsh be normal?
might drink water
>>223564273ummy
cocky want boing boing!
THE BAD BOY THE BAD BOY LIMP
>>223564292let them all in
>>223564230shit roaring
Rorke being ground up into mince by Andy Burnham and used to patch a pothole on the A1
I assume we’re all 30 something year old blokes with a missus who we’re all ignoring and phone posting on /brit/ right lads? surely there’s no single bachelors among us on the most shaggers night of the week
>>223564319me on the bus earlier
>>223564312not sure eitherI assume it's a coop
>>223564257a lot of these /r9k/ type fellas aren't very different from the highschool bullies they cry so much about, they both do the same really, prey on weaker people and make them feel like shit to feel better about themselves.
>>223564230hahaha x
not gay but im wondering which part of the uk has the biggest dicks
https://voca.ro/1lynMoKR31Mp
>>223564273whats the yellow one with pink hair called again
>>223564313
>>223564348I'm a 20 something virgin posting from my laptop in my studio
>>223564366right well obviously the black parts of London
>>223564366london
>>223564369roar
>>223564382>has his own place>stays a virginmental
>>223564301YOU can't
>>223564383dumb right well poster
>>223564373um.. f-fluttershy...
black willies again is it yeah
>>223564401What's the correlation?
>>223564401I have no friends
andy burnmince
rorke getting drunk alone in his room listening to heathen chemistry again
>>223564383>>223564390natives obviously i didnt say which part of africa did i
I’m a mentally ill tranny freak.
none of us are single when we have each other x
'a
>>223564369screa
Autumn in London subedition
>>223564401ktim but I live like asmongold
>>223562069LOL
>>223564439think it's probably all about the same but I'd imagine well-nourished Southerners have bigger knobs than povvo Northern monkeys
>>223564441blog on you boring bastard
>>223564461love her
>>223564449x
>>223564430why would you listen to their weakest album
remember hydration breaks? mad that haha
luh scobiedem
i have wasted my life up to this point and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future
>>223564509
got some walkers max kfc flavour
mumberg's gone and fucked up the nice veg I prepped for the barbecue by ignoring my cooking instructions fucking bitch
>>223564507about to go on one myself right now
>>223564494ruined him
>>223564441yeah?
are you really really from the endz?
Life could have been so good. The opportunities were there. I fucked it up. Oh please God just give me another chance!
>>223564535have you fuck
>>223564528>>223564539are you lads virgins?
Now imagine how good it would feel to be the proud owner of a 12 inch cronem baton if you would. They must walk around feeling like god himself.
England would have exited against DR Congo without hydration breaks
really makes you think
>>223564556in a way they are Gods given how much better they are
>>223564565i'm glad we got to see that meltdown against argentina tho that was a vibe
>>223564551x
>>223564549*continues to fuck up in all future opportunities*
>>223564190he'll do nothing
max mentioned
>>223564556I have an 8 inch penis and I walk around feeling like a virgin loser aha
>>223564555was brutally handwanked by a woman in student union toilets in 2023
any midlife crisis man in?
Star Wars - Republic Clone Army March Complete Music Theme | Remastered |
>>223564528>>223564549haha the posts in question also accurately describe my life
>>223564648male or female toilets?
right thats me finished the bokkles and tinnies
>>223564671disabled
my vision a gay porn
>>223564698yeah I know you are haha
>>223564671male you nonce
>>223564664waow! what's her name!!?!
>>223564711weheyyyyy
>>223564501i wouldn't but rorke would
>>223564712would have been sexier if it were in the ladies toilets
>>223564592south west is probably genuinely all me
a man offered to suck my willy once but i declined. nobody has ever asked again
went to a halloween night at the student union once and there were loads of girls in the men's toilets and while i was having a piss i watched one of them get one of her tits out. all very strange
When Wilson was eight, he visited London and a much-reproduced photograph was taken of him standing on the doorstep of 10 Downing Street. At the age of ten, he went with his family to Australia, where he became fascinated with the pomp and glamour of politics. On the way home, he told his mother, "I am going to be prime minister."[7]
didn't go the student union the whole time I was at uni
>>223564705:>
>>223564592what's north east england like?
>>223564705would slam the window shut on that fucking runt's head
>>223564835>what's north east england like?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbTd3-16Rc
Hello
>>223564807i didhad a fair few pints at the old SU
>>223564545Yep
>>223564807based career focused learner
Literally impossible to get any health problems sorted on the NHS if you're the wrong demographic Amount of times I've been ignored, maltreated, etc is beyond words, I've just given up on getting any kind of healthcare
Leftypol writing a song for xe/xhe ensemble band of 30 about their contempt of the working class "pissing the night away" *becomes a massive hit*
why don’t u just have sex u can even pay for it
>>223564853information please
he really had the [YouTube] MC Genno D, MC Triken, DJ Shorty 25Nov08 PART 2 (embed) ready didn't he
>>223564835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS4Z_Wim3MA
>>223564850cheers mate
>>223564441Kanye's latest single dropped
>>223564835Literally the best part
*spots you*aaaaahhh, lubaba!
you'll do nothing
>>223564872just didn't need to do a captcha
>>223564807Used enjoy snakebites from thw SU
>>223564835
>>223564807lived in a different city to my uni so i used to walk past the other city's student union a lot and wish i was allowed in. sad times
>“Cornwall is a nation” campaign struggling for support> Fewer than a dozen protestors turned up to demand “nationhood” for Cornwall at what was supposed to be a “mass demonstration” outside Truro cathedral yesterdayLOL
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>>223564925don't know what this is
>>223564947
need a violinist gf
>>223564951Half beer half cider and ribena
>>223564941LOL celtic freaks, get ten thousand more noids settled there asap
me and my mates used to take people’s half drunk drinks from outside the smoking area and drink them ahaha was a bit safer 10 years ago wouldn’t do it now
>>223564978that's 3 halfs
>>223564941Screem
>>223564995good way to get spiked and shagged up the bum
i was born to bring trouble wherever i'm at
theres more nigerians and filipinos than native cornish people in cornwall
>>223564990would love to see her split in half by a 9 inch white cock
>>223564592the welsh are alright
>>223564997Read it again, but better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfGu1_04rM
>>223565045
>>223564132owen lost
>>223565026
>>223564995Did that at corp in Sheffield. Was risky even then!
I am a heavy metal man I am full of heavy metals
goebie
>>223565034was joking hence the misspelt halves
was going to have a cornetto but it's a bit late now
>>223565082dickhead
>>223564592*moves between the west midlands and south east*
>>223565089done that cunt
2 people united in throwing off the english yoke
>>223565093real
any fellow unvaxxed against the made-up illness '''covid-19""" man in?we will inherit the earth
I'm taking a trip to Ceuta, I hear it's lovely this time of year
>>223565093Let go of your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become the wind.
>>223564592might move to scotland and get a holiday home in south west
>>223565149yeah
>>223565149
>>223565062i live there and see hundreds of the cunts every day
I'm a woke niggaain't no broke niggatake a joke niggahave a smoke nigga
right well those aren't sausages!
Just done a shit poo
I like how with covid-19 if you said when it was happening that it was made in a lab they would have called you a conspiracy theorist now that's just the truth
>>223565093feel sick just from watching thesei have a huge fear of heights
>>223564592>Greater London>Indianscr done them!
foreskin really tight todaymight need to wankdon't want to get phimosis again
>>223565219worse, they called you a racist
>>223565261i don't have a foreskin
>>223565261Get it snipped
>>223565280lightning quick
>>223565219i'd rather not think about covid honestly, the whole world lost it's mind, what happened didn't make sense then and it doesn't now.
corr if they bring out a tranny this fit maybe id change sides
i have been informed of your names
.
>Non-Muslim officers and staff working at West Midlands Police have been invited to fast during Ramadan in an “act of solidarity”.>West Midlands Police said the practice helped officers understand the “significance of Ramadan” for Muslim residents.>non-Muslim colleagues are fasting during Ramadan across other public services, such as councils.>In January, Craig Guildford retired from his role as West Midlands police chief after Israeli football fans from Villa Park were excluded during the Europa League away match.>An official inquiry into the incident found that the force used “exaggerated and untrue” intelligence, including AI-generated falsehoods, to justify the exclusion of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans on Nov 6, 2025.>Police were also accused of covering up threats to Israeli players and Jewish fans by downplaying the severity of risks posed by “Asian youth looking for a fight”. The force later apologised.
>>223565295i wasnt that quick, 20 seconds is averagemy record is 5 seconds :D
anyone got a spare foreskin i can have
>>223565324You prefer manly men?
>>223565355how do you resize images like thati never learnt how to use ms paint btw
>>223565355try viagra
might become a modern nomad and start spending all my housing dole on meth
>>223565324Rorkey catching up on the OLDs
>>223565407just copy the thumbnail nigga
>>223565407you should be turned into glue you fucking amoeba
get the zogslop posted
>>223565440Shriek
Just finished watching the Devil Wears Prada 2, my film taste has been getting increasingly bent
Palestinians and Israelis should just make a gay gangbang video already. The sexual tension is obvious!
>>223564894Oy vey
My policies as PM:>Deport all foreigners who are claiming PIP or for unemployment or have a criminal record>Deport everyone what has arrived on a small boat>Deport everyone who can't speak either English or a Celtic language to fluency >Universal Basic Income for all British citizens born in the UK to British citizen parents>Nationalise all major industry and natural monopolies >All smaller businesses and agriculture to be run as worker owned cooperative enterprises (farms will be seized from their tax dodging billionaire owners)>Outlaw landlordism, all tenants granted ownership of their homes >Abolish the monarchy, seize it's assets, make the palace a museum, put the ex royals in prison or a council flat >Outlaw billionaires, 100% tax on anyone with over £10 million, prison for tax evasion or trying to leave the country >Mass building of council housing>Outlawing of the Burqa, cults, and most conservative branches of Islam >Outlaw Zionism as a form of terrorism, revoke recognition of Israel>Cut all relations and trade with Argentina >Get rid of Northern Ireland, expel it from the union and let whatever happens next happen. It is not our problem.>All north sea oil to be nationalised and profits put in a national wealth fund>Build new nuclear plants>Trans rights restored >Mandatory reeducation for all Tory, Reform, Restore, etc voters>Boris, Truss, and Farage will be humiliated in a public struggle struggle session over mass immigration and corruption accordingly >Starmer gets life in prison>Public hanging of Blair>Dressing or acting as a "roadman" to be a criminal offense >Outlaw electric scooters >The death penalty, or castration and life in prison for murder, rape, paedophilia cases>Open labour camps on remote south Atlantic islands eg South Georgia for career criminals Could go on but I wonder if this would be enough to satisfy both sides and avoid civil war?
>>223565469thats just cctv footage in idf holding cells
Alyssa mogged
>>223565440not on
>>223564982Isn't he a known woman abuser who swaps between being MAGA, neo-nazi, or ancap every few months?
told the proto-gf she swears too much and now she says c-u-n-t instead of cunt
i'm a level 99999 goy
>>223565539level 99999 gay
>>223565535prude boy
>>223565479sir based tranny
I invented that gimmick btw
being the shagger that i am i don't how i'd deal with having a gf, probably equivalent to be a slave in shackles 24/7
>>223565558>>223565440
got 23 micro gimmiques on the go me
>Israeli tourists attacked by axe-wielding man in Mongolia — reports>According to the reports based on accounts from the tourists, a group of six Israeli travelers was preparing to spend the night at a campsite in the northern part of the East Asian country last week when a man heard them speaking Hebrew and confronted them.>The man, who appeared to be intoxicated, shouted “Heil Hitler” and told the Israelis to get out before running toward them with an axe, the reports said.>Three men, who had served in the IDF, fought back long enough for the group to escape, but one man was struck in the face and suffered a fractured jaw, they said. He was flown back to Israel for medical treatment.
>I invented that gimmick btw
Won't you be my bride? Another day another day another day another day
>>223565559Being enslaved to someone you love is love.
I was looking at flight radar and said to my gf lots of planes coming here from Italy and she said “what’s going on in Italy have they run out of pasta!” This is the kind of quality banter you’re missing out on lads
been taken out to the israel by a level 99999 goysays he can double my life savings
>>223565479>Trans rights restoredyou're a troon but can't tell if far right or far left
>>223565617my gf said something similar the other day
>>223565479Totally agree with all of this.I would add>Repeal the Town and Country Planning Act>Finish the whole HS2, immediately demolish anything in the way with no questions asked
might go asleep
>man cant tell right from leftits a poocrying shame
>>223565655goodnight dear
all white british to get UBI tax nons at 3x the rate to pay for it
can already tell i won't be falling asleep before 3am again
>>223565697and why should we care
the fact they bought all the land for hs2 at vast expense and threw out the residents only to now have sold it all is just insane.
>>223565617shocking
Do you know how the /brit/poster first came into being?
need a job where i get paid 50k+ to sit around doing nothing and dont have it weighing on my mind on the weekend and after work
>>223564934Well that was fucking stupid wasn't itAlways the biggest mongs who commuted to uni each day
>>223565171the vaxxed thing is obviously a joke, people said it when that guy died in a helicopter crash on video
>>223565724have this but I get 90k
Anyone fancy wanking my arse?
dogberg licking his arse
>>223565771grow up mate... honestly...
Good idea to get a gf that works in a restaurant or nah?
>>223565771yeah okay, can i use my knob?
>>223565775proper mad lad thatdogberg, saw him laying on the floor earlier
Why get a job if I can play video games and watch anime every day for the rest of my life instead?
>>223565748can i have your job please
honestly don't like seeing willies in my porn at allnever have, never willi think constant exposure to willies is what turns porn addicts bisexual eventually
dogberg licking my arse
>>223565797>good idea to get a gf whose job is to flirt with men to get tips or nah?
>>223565808yh x
>>223565830nah claude will have it soon
>>223565839What about a chef?
>>223565820because eventually you grow out of both anime and videogamesyes, even you
>>223565832Considered lesbian porn?
>>223565820playing games and watching anime only gets you like 400 good boy points per month whereas a job gets you at least 2000
>>223565864no such thing they cannot handle the stress. fictional media isn't real
>>223565882yeah loads
>>223564853alri ian mate hows the flat
>>223565880In my 30s and hasn't happened yetThink that's just a cope people who have to toil and maintain social appearances tell themselves
>>223565820videogames and anime is always gonna be there, the opportunities you have now will not.
>>223565864never at home. always at work being stressed with scummy alkies and cokeheads. one day she is drinking after her shift and ends up getting taken into the walk in freezer and fucked within an inch of her life in primal chef fucking fashion and cums and cums. happens every day
new sarah z's out lads
>>223565925
counterpoints watch on the cards
All women who do lesbian porn are actually straight girls LARPing But gay porn has actual gay men, not straight men playing pretend Curious
New Peruvian president is basically Hitler if he was a fat middle aged Japanese woman
>>223565993made for men
not true
nothing wrong with being straight and occasionally getting a girly twink to suck the nut from your balls
what if our bergs were all the same
>>223565993theres loads of lesbian porn made for other lesbiansclearly youre not a porn expert
>>223566035yes its okay to be gay
Get out of the bed and give me the baby
>>223566048Source?
>>223565993not true btwmost male porn actors cut their teeth on gay porn, straight or not
>>223566024ukay-core
soy un guerrero peruano! pura sangre inca corre por mis venas!
>>223566075ugly feet
>>223566035>a girly twinkyou mean a man
NEW>>223566098>>223566098>>223566098
>>223566075Is he a biological female?
