winter soon edish
in bed, bum out
>>223568786I see a lot of themhere's an examplehttps://www.tiktok.com/@baodareal/video/7668355669476592928
190 in?
I’d like to apologise to the Austrian and say you were probably right and I was being too hasty in my responses
>>223568860yeah
>>223568860still hiding behind VPNs
remember about a month ago reddit and this board was obsessing over "picky bits", then it suddenly died out? pretty sure theres bots out there that get confused and spaz out when theres a phrase its not familiar with and goes mental for weeks over it. Same thing happening on /pol/ over the word nonce.
right well this is clearly /BRlT/
awaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhh
>>223568880you are genuinely mentally ill
look at this funny video i found https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785447642009143.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785447642009143.mp4 Umm rorke?
>>223568882ok
has anyone lived in Swansea? just got a job offer and looking at places to livenear the docks looks nice but I dunno which parts are dodgy if any
might put something up me bum
>>223568882No that was just something I was spamming because I found it funny. Then people stopped joining in and it got boring, so I stopped. Keep up mong.
washed the facebrushed the teethchecked in for my departure to bed
reckon stephen fry is a sassy bottom
If this Rose can be famous with this bang average banter I need to get on the streaming game.
>>223568873It was good ragebait tbf
I'm on the cansI'm feeling really depressedPurged earlier
>>223568912Nobody joined in to begin with. You just spammed it because you're a dull, unfunny mongboy with autism and you can't read the room so it took you weeks to realise nobody cared.
Got the Bighams in for Sunday lunch so I have
>>223568925you a decent looking girl?
None of my friends have much time for gaming these days so would anyone from here want to play with me? I usually play Apex Legends or Sea of Thieves, also interested in playing the new Halo and Gears but open to anything really.We don't need to talk much but please don't be an complete fucking bore, if the only chat you have is "did you see who won at the football last night" then you need not apply
why don't we just rape?
>>223568942>Nobody joined in to begin withYes, which is why I kept spamming, so people would join in.
>>223568950Get on Overwatch and yeah I'd be willing
I know this sounds cliche but I am high as a kite right nows. Garn watch some Pineapple Express, eat lots of food then garn bed xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L0QQa_MvK0
>>223568950Yeah okay mate do you want to play Battlefield 6 with me
firing up the /brit/craft server, everyone hop on
>>223568950grow up mate time to put down the video games.
I still put old QI episodes with Stephen Fry to fall asleep to, it's quite comfy, don't like the Danish woman lesbian
is UTV in
>>223568975Java edish?
I'm not that lad and I joined in on the picky bits discussion
>>223568949no, and im too cack handed to turn myself into one with make up
>spaino>Mousenonce>Employed woman>DiegoAll moved on for brighter pastures, /Brit/ is dead, we're like those Japanese soldiers that didn't know the war ended
>>223568961
getting zooted with the farringdon mandem
>>223568950Shove it up your arse mate not auditioning to be your interest conversation buddy for free
>>223568983keep it on reddit next time
>>223569006Looks like his face has been photoshopped onto his body ffs
>>223568998The only one of those who left is mousey
fucking grow up
>>223568998all me
did a vomit two days prior due to usage of pablo nicotine pouches
>>223568946>>223568946what sort?
>>223568856just isn't though is it
currently waggling the willard
le hecking picky bitsso british!! xDD
the moon looks beautiful tonightcheck it out if you get the chance.... thanks
>>223569020You should try the zyns, they're a lot lower nicotine percentage, though I don't recommend getting into nicotine
>>223568971Yeah I play a mean Lucio!>>223568973I could buy it if it's on sale if you don't mind, I haven't played a battlefield game since bad company 2
just fucking grow up already
>>223569020scream
picky bitsthats it. thats the post
pooey bits
so they just give a refund if you don't like the food wtf
The beautiful, hard working female asda employeeThe sophisticated and intelligent youtuber/author named Quentin with a head full of hairThe sound lad from Wales who stands at 190cm tallThe relaxed talented cartoonist from Scotland who enjoys particular images of miceThe gifted and handsome Christian landlord with a questionable taste in music The strong minded activist from Maple Ridge who wants to see positive change in the world no matter the cost
>>223568925i think she's autistic, she plays some weird ahh games.
why are people talking about overwatch now i used to play that 10 years ago i was shit
>>223569055Give me your battle.net id then I'll play with you lad :) I play Juno and Ana though
>>223569027be sure to not look on the search engine called google for 'helperlad nonce'
>>223569006Come one man. Give it a rest.
>>223569017Where did mousey go
picky bits is the zoomer narwhal bacon
>>223568855This is uncanny, I'll keep in mind the power of nut water tho
i use ai to remember the names and birthdays of my children
I just want to be friends with them againI feel bad for being meanI even apologised but they keep insulting me and being meanIt makes me really sad
>>223568860I've been off /brit/ for like 6 years, no way that nonce 190 is still here?
deliveroo won’t let me order
>>223569091grim
>>223569042view from my window is of the riveer going across and farmland going up the horizon. Not long after I moved in I nearly shat myself at the sight of this large white dome on the horizon. It was the moon and it was stunning
>>223569103:)
tim hasn't posted in 24 hoursdo you reckon he found rule34?
>>223569105alri
Had my name, picture, place of work and address all doxxed here once. Was terrified for weeks but don't think anyone really gave a toss though aha
>>223569102Flag drama?
>>223569022Thought I'd splash out on the Beef Wellington for 2 (for 1 lol)
do they really
>>223569085I think it's more of a middle-aged woman thing than a zoomer thing isn't it?
>>223568921many friends have said i have "power bottom" energy
>>223569127Yes flag drama
Have a PC with an RTX 2070 sitting completely under-utilised at the moment back in the UK. Anyone know how much gaming PCs are going for given the post-AI computer part buy-up?
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Still waiting on 190 to ride in on his grand horse and lead /Brit/ into a new golden era
the most significant thing I’ve done on 4chan is make up the 190 nonced his niece story in 2016, that shit went website wide
>>223569120Let me
I've got such a long way to go, to take me to the border of mex-i-co
>>223569078maybe if you posted as anonymous nobody would make fun of you sean
>>223569103Yeah he's trying desperately to dox himself for some reason
Accidentally cut my finger earlierFucking hurt
nth for the baddiedem
how do people purchase gaming PCs in 2026 when all the games are absolute dog water
act like a wasteman thats not me
NORTH LONDON FOREVERWHATEVER THE WEATHERTHIS TEAM NEVER SCOOOOOORESAND THE TITLES YOU'LL WIN NEVERANOTHER CHANCE WASTED FOREVERJUST SCORE YOU MONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ladshelp me with my homeworkjust got the final question- what came first, chicken or egg?
>>223569141What's it doing in the UK? How long has it been there alone
>>223569154I actually could tbfwhat's your email?
https://youtu.be/k8mtXwtapX4
>>223569151we're in the heathergod era at the momentwe don't need to revisit previous eras
>>223569172I've only ever played civ 5 on pc for the past 10 years.
>>223569091He's gay though, what would he know about this
>>223569172PC gamers all play old games and shit like factorio and Europa Universalis
>>223569172i thought the exact same thing the other day.What games have come out in the last 6 or so years that justify such a hefty sum? i can only think of 1 or 2 titles.
>>223569177Sex any girl that's definetly not me LOL
>>223569172the cost is highly overblown
>>223569201he hasn't posted here in months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0JSVJ6xTBM
>>223569172Got to future proof it since it'll be 5x as expensive in a few years
External hard drive prices are fluctuating by 50 Euro per day, sometimes it's 50+ sometimes it's -50....they should stop and make them cheap again
he's switched to argentina now after getting called out on the south africa flag, sad little boy
/brit/ threads really need IDs mansometimes whenever I lurk here out of my own morbid curiosity I get the vibe that its just one schizo autist samefagging and replying to himself in 80% of the thread, a vibe in which I do not get in any other /int/ gen
I've really cut back on my smoking lately.Just not been feeling it
nearly finished off the laphroaigneed some recommendations for whiskies to purchase next. reckon a nice filey bay would do
>>223569236for me it's Joline on 33rpm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA
>>223569246I smoked up to 30 a day for 20 years then completely stopped in 2024, it permanently psychologically damaged me
>>223569245general threads should either have IDs and go to 800 posts or just not exist this is the worst of both worlds
>>223569245ur instincts are good, anyone with decent pattern recognition can see that
have sadly got into pokey bumwanks
some gold-plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very, very good slave
>>223569266how so
The fact people think Spaino is one person, or Employed Woman isnt a larp just shows how many room temperature IQs there are posting here
>>223569224Baldur's Gate 3 and Cyberpunk. That's literally it.
>>223569245he said from his vpn
I wish I could sesh with Seth and James x
https://www.tiktok.com/@userthatguywithabeard/video/7660543038774627606
>>223569261Ardbeg Uigeadail if you're into the peaty ones, Benromach 10 or 15 isn't bad either.
>>223569233he posts screenshots of AI conversations now
Mile = soul1500m = gay
why do you even care what an "insane ogrehon" thinksfuck off!
>>223569292sacked tranny isn't a larpyou think he spammed reddit about gigi for months just so that people would talk about it here?
grim little paedophile
>https://www.tiktok.com/@userthatguywithabeard/video/7660543038774627606
>>223569292... spaino is absolutely one person you fucking monghaving impersonators doesn't mean he wasn't one personare you really so much of a newfag that you don't know about secure tripcodes
>whiskyOverrated tarq slop, tastes like my granddad's dusty ballsack
Errrrrr lads? Heatherchungus just DMed me on discord and said that he liked me and always appreciated how I never made fun of him and that I shouldn't turn up to /brit/ tomorrow.
FACT: the most posts made by a single user in a /brit/ thread is 4 posts. currently posting are between 35-140 users. it's booming. no decline on the horizons. let's post this shit!
>>223569261not a scotch man but if you enjoy an irish i recommend trying a bottle of dead rabbit. do not come after me for who makes it yes i am aware there's yank involvement it is just excellent irish whiskey and you will enjoy it.
>>223569342
Mwah the Australian Shiraz
should i buy a nice wallet and other vanity items
>>223569289I quit and went cold turkey on the 18th August 2024 and apparently according to my doctor and research online, because I started smoking at 13 and smoked heavily for all of my development years, my brains developed neural pathways deeply entrenched and intertwined with a reliance on nicotine. Every stressor trigger point through my life for 20 years was soothed with nicotine and suddenly it was abruptly stopped one day and it takes months and years for your brain to recover from that realistically.
imagine thinking you're some sort of savant for "pattern matching" anonymous shitposts on an anime board
decided to forego clicking tiktok linksjust emailed my gmail and bank login directly to deng xioping
>>223569335doesn't taste remotely like dust nor skin nor sweat
>>223569300ardbeg caught my eye before, I'll give it a go if I can find it
>>223569357Get yourself a handbag lad x
>>223569358ktim except replace nicotine with 4chan
uncomforting how this website is just a zoo filled with extremely mentally unwell people and the only action anyone takes is if they break laws that lands them in prison
>>223569356this nigga was a bad actor
AI is going to hack every account on everything
>>223569356try the yellow foot
>>223569267the worth of boast worlds
only one more sleep then it loomswhat a shit shit shit feeling
>>223569358blimeyso did he prescribe you some fags
>>223569356NO SHE DEAD
>>223569313he obviously did that thougheverything he does is so people will call him a sad twat on /brit/
13% of posters make 50% of the posts
Knocking back that VK nows. I don't give a fuck if you shouldn't mix alcohol with weed. I do what I fucking want. At least I'm not sniffing lines.
Sucking a bollick saq
>>223569309what the fuck are you talking aboutI literally have never said that about you
>>223569371Airport duty frees usually have the Uigeadail if you're passing through one any time soon. Otherwise it's the 10 you'll find everywhere else, which is pretty average.
>>223569356Is this Bob Hope?
>>223569313It's a work, it winds you runts up so he keeps doing it. I>>223569319I've been accused many a time of being Spaino, it's not one person. At this point anyone someone finds annoying is accused of being SpainladAlso been here longer than you so the newfag insult won't work, I bet you don't even remember Thailad or Craven
>>223569386One day it will hack microsoft accounts everybody is signed in to on all windows accounts (unless you're signed out). Then everybodys browsing histories will be exposed in a global doxxing event
>youtube been recommending me a song all day>now I actually want to listen to it, it refuses to show it to meFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>insane ogrehonscreaming
>>223569384hes trying his best, someones just broken into hish ouse
>you shouldn't mix alcohol with weedliterally never heard thisin fact it's one of the most popular ways to do themlike what?
>>223569402you’re hard as fuck
>>223569358Big tobacco loves runts like you
>>223569307trvke
>>223569422seems like a pretty mild and tame thing to get so upset about all caps screaming like that. maybe work on your temper little boy
MoonwellAnxious AlienUnderwaterBlack OrchidSo & SoSatelliteNu LeafAvalancheOrcaArcane MagicChimeraGuardianNebraskaMansion on the HillHighway PatrolmanJohnny 99Used CarsOpen All NightMy Father's HouseState TrooperAtlantic CityReason to Believe
>>223569428It's best if you smoke first do it the other way round and you might whitey
>>223569309you are an insane ogrehon tbf
>>223569358This happened to me with caffeine I developed a genuine nervous system issue from quitting cold turkey
>>223569436obviously not if I've managed to quit for 2 years
>>223569414>I've been accused many a time of being SpainoIrrelevant.Many have been accused of being diego, but there's only one actual diego.
>>223569456guarantee you don't even know what that means
>>223569402i'd sniff lines with you. me and you in a room with a bag from those geordies. no footy. no tv at all. no music. me and you sat opposite eachother separated by a fat bag of piss coloured petrol flakes. the sound of my tongue manoeuvring around the inside of my dry mouth fills the room.
https://www.tiktok.com/@am_spamxx/video/7650476274510581014
Deano when his gf tells him to come round with a bottle
>>223569358what does that feel like
Can't fathom how mentally weak and pathetic you have to be to get "addicted" to tobacco lole. Tried it twice when I was at college, didn't like it and never touched it since.
Wtf is going on with the captcha I’m too drunk for this shit. Take the fucking piss
got DFE-104 on
gamer time
Star TreatmentFour out of FiveTranquility Base Hotel & CasinoOne Point PerspectivAmerican SportsShe Looks Like FunBatphoneUltracheeseMy PropellorCrying LightningDangerous AnimalPotion ApproachingDance Little LiarSecret DoorJeweller's HandsPretty VisitorsCornerstoneFire and the Thud
they've raised the price of big gulps... Can't believe I voted for Trump I thought he'd put an end to this woke tyranny
why is this spastic posting tiktok linkswhy are you all such MONGS
when i started working full time it felt like rape now it just feels like mild sexual assault
get the adidas tracky onget the mental choons playingget the echo falls chugged
>>223569493>>>/int/cum
>>223569482fascinating
>>>/lgbt/44379412>>>/lgbt/44375540>>>/lgbt/44376229>>>/lgbt/44380192>>>/lgbt/44378012>>>/lgbt/44380096>>>/lgbt/44378087>>>/lgbt/44379777>>>/lgbt/44378781>>>/lgbt/44377547>>>/lgbt/44378288
>>223569471rough 17
>>223569468it's an obvious tranny that looks like an ugly bloke in a dress. don't know why you think you've got access to some secret well of knowledge, bit cringe
>>223569498So a serious sexual assault, theoretically, should be nothing, right? :)
>>223569482grow up
>>223569475looks like blue wkddo they still sell that
>>223569475what actually is that
heatherpaedo
>>223569493>Voting for trumpRuntsicle
Noooo I'm addicted you don't understand I have to put the tobacco in my gob and spark up!! I have to!!
>>223569517he's here
>>223569506I just like the way the boobs look in the tshirt when she leans back and her facial expressionmaybe should have just posted a screencap of that instead of the whole tiktok
>>223569357got mum a cute rainbow coloured throw for christmas and she never used it
sexually assaulted by yer own poo
always was the pengest spice>Mel Sea! Sporty Spice shows off her jaw-dropping abs in a green bikini as she enjoys boat day with her new husband Chris Dingwall during Ibiza honeymoonhttps://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16021963/Mel-C-jaw-dropping-abs-green-bikini-Ibiza.html
>>223569533:/
>>223569357i have a velcro wallet at nearly 30 years of age
*grows up*
>2026>Doesn't smoke cigarettesAre you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?>b-but it kills youAnd? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?>it's addicting!!!It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>>223569549vomit
>>223569549Hang on, the black one wasn't Sporty Spice?
Tilde sacked tranny that talks like salad fingers
>>223569549thats emma b actually matemel c was washed
>>223569482lole!!!!nicotine is something that is nice only when you have a bit of a tolerance to it. that's when it is very addictive, otherwise it just makes you feel a bit dizzy and uneasy
>>223569556My wallet is basically falling apart, ex gave me one as a gift when I went to stay with her and I've just never got a new one. Probably time I do...
>>223569435*puffs out chest*Scores like x>>223569469Tonight was womfy. I got some free weed. It was kushty until he kicked me and my mate since he had a takeaway. I even said I didn't want any of it but never minds x
I used to smoke a pack a day then I just stopped cause I didn't like it anymore
>>223569516an attempt to get teens into rose style wines
>>223569540cos she hates that you're a flaming poof
https://www.tiktok.com/@ramo_akh/video/7647941501149793566
>>223569526Im sure you’ve out worse things in yer gob sunshine
laughing maniacally at my own joke that still didn't get any replies after the 10th time reposting it
>>223569579such a grim fucking life you have
i have a radio in my car
>>223569504SCREAMING
Beginning to suspect that some of the things you lot say here are made up
Image board not a link board.
>>223569595i put the screw in the tuna
bit of spamming is it
>>223569589no one is clicking these links
Just had a fight with my brother in the kitchen.
remember fidget spinners?
>>223569595bizarre lie
>>223569576Had this 30 years. Leather. HIDESIGN it says inside. No idea what that means
just summoned a tsuchinoko in my room but it escaped so i don't have any photo evidence
>>223569615how bad has he twatted you
>>223569604
>>223569610proof that i'm not the only over 30 in here
>>223569614some people do actuallyI've got a (You) that's relevant to the video on all of themalso takes me no effort to post
>>223569620Looks quite nice honestly, can't really beat leather can you
>>223569615Older or younger?
>>223569355ough
>>223569615I presume you were the victor and he is now dead?
contemplating the heat death of the universe
Just had a "fight" with my sister in my bedroom.
>>223569622tsuchinoko yaaaaiiiidoko daaaa
>>223569637well its the skin of a cow which is pretty fucked up actually
>>223569594How? I have friends. I have a good family. I have disposable income. I can do drugs whenever I want. I go on holidays. In a few days I'll be in Amsterdam. My life is pretty good overall tbqh.
>>223569648for me it's the degenerate era
used to have a velcro wallet back in uni
>>223569652woke loony
we have to innoculate /lgbt/ against fungal pathogens
I can't find pussy anywhere
Mad how Rorke thinks the biggest problem is brown people, when actually the biggest problem is billionaires making life worse for ordinary people
>>223569669he just died :/
>>223569664don't even own a wallet anymoreeverything's on the phoneberg
>>223569649did you plant your face in her sweaty twat
>>223569674What about your ID
>>223569678Precisely
>>223569671been watching videos of people torturing AI by making it count to 100 while expressing a mixture of emotions at every number
>>223569671
>>223569676ok
>>223569637Its still rock solid. the coin comparment lining has come away due to wear and tear. Wonder if I can get it all repaired somewhere like Timpsons
once must have accidentally printed out a page on here because my dad showed it to me after uni and it happened to be a time when you were randomly posting gay shit (one of the posts said 'sucking a dildo through my arse)and my dad said 'please tell me you aren't being groomed by older gay men' LOL
Accidentally inhaled a titleist golfball down the hatchet. Chat gpt telling me to go to the emergency room but I told it to fuck off
amsterdam is such a runtish place to go on holiday, stop doing drugs and shagging prostitutes and grow up
>>223569682haven't been id'd since i was 21
>>223569671the problem is billionaires making life worse for ordinary people by importing browns
>>223569694You probably can, I'd imagine it's better to go to a local place though, just a bit better quality since they actually specialise in these things
>don't even own a wallet anymore>everything's on the phoneberg
>>223569676Okay so what
I can feel them Homelander clips coming later x
>>223569698printing this post
>>223569708You're a mong cunt. I'm coming down to meet you
just shoved an entire arse up my arse
i have the aussie flag filtered and completely hidden, my aim is to bait as many responses from the aussie sperg that frequents /brit/ and never reply, then review at the end of each month
>>223569702When did you turn 21
Me getting ready for bed x
>>2235697271865
>>223569700actually I'm there for art and architecture in my adidas short and t shirt
>>223569674good little goyim
>>223569735rorkey boy
Who's this helperlad cunt then?
The collapse era is here to fucking stay xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2bJQI71C24
>>223569735rorkepops
>>223569740Are you gay?
>>223569739Why can't you just be nice to me? I love you and I wish nothing but the best for you. I've apologised to you several times and I meant it, I'm sorry for hurting you
lay a hand on our children and its never too late to have you
>>223569744I'm the new fucking sheriff in this town x
>Ghostbuster (1884)
tfw dad found the leather-bound /brit/ dossier
>>223569749
should've been gay>love charli xcx>love cocks>love pinkliterally a gay man born in a straight man's body
>>223569620use a slim wallet dont carry this bulky piece of shit everywhere in 2026
heavy metal music
haven't seen a leftypol does something then rorke does something post in a while
>>223569766accidentally uploaded your selfie
>>223569744some racist guy that got doxxed and winks wuppas
a park in london today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timpson_(retailer)#Snappy_Snaps
>>223569777that cunt on the right skin is the same colour as his joggies
>>223569770my brother went to Lamb of God last Sunday and lost his shoe
>>223569770grow up
because you deliberately post things to hurt me then deny you did it and try to lovebomb me like an abuser
2.7TeV is much for an air fryer innit
Vote Restore
>>223569791lol u probly listen to justin biever and taylor swift
>what better way to start a morning than some iSnack 2.0 spread on toastaustralia is not a serious country
>>223569777why is the grass all dead
>>223569793Your loss mate
gay? i wish!
in switzerland it isn't
>>223569806i did! on thursday! leave me alone!!!!
They said how many welpers I said 23 x
>>223569811woke virus
>>223569800I didn't fucking post whatever you're talking about, I don't know what else I can doI care about you and you just freak out on me and hurt my feelings for no reason
>>223569811There is a drought.
>>223569800>>223569824uh oh reddit flag tranny meltie
>>223569822shut up
>>223569817new
>>223569811barely rained for 6 weeks
how do they exactly get their electricity outside the cern mumbo jumbo
no public licensing to have mumbo jumbo electricity
>>223569864what?
and like from no[r]where kaboom at GeV levels of energy
>>223569891You answer is at >>223569890A criminal scheme that >>223569930 has given an easy solution for.
>>223569659you're a pedophile?
