eric butts edish
At a certain point in time I decided to start trying for a relationship with obese men who are fatter than me, after years of brutal rejections and body shaming from thin/average bodied men.I thought fat men would be more empathetic and be less focused on looks because they have fewer options.I was very wrong.I met a guy who was obese and fatter than me, on Bumble. I was actually surprisingly attracted to him, as I thought in the past I was only attracted to thin men. I developed strong feelings, and he caught on to that and decided to take advantage.One thing lead to another and after he orgasmed, he literally said “EWW” and started treating me like shit. I was absolutely horrified. It made me feel so disgusted with my body and my sexuality I can’t even begin to describe how awful I felt. He also blocked me and erased me from his life like I was nothing but filth he feels ashamed of.Oh and btw to add to the betrayal and trauma and level of manipulation, he told me we are boyfriend and girlfriend immediately before, and right after he got what he wanted he said come on you know I only said that because it’s what you wanted to hear.
>>223572921kino
eating some spaghetti with.. *smirks*... ground beef
>>223573027nophono is reading this unc :skull:
wish we had latinas
>>223573037watch this then
>>223573046No one like this give me a chance I am probably the ugliest motherfucker on the planet
>>223573046thought that was sir gio scotti
Ashleigh from Cinepals is fit
>>223573046what prompts do people use to get these resident evil style mutations?
>>223573063such an odd visual
>>223573063>spanish text oh my science
Puny xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLbWnJGlyMU
>>223573063cody on his way to get his new telly to watch fuentes streams on
>>223573066Brown
>>223573046my heart beats for katie alone
any methchads in
>>223573078shes peng and you're gay if you wouldn't
has anyone here been to imperial college london? what's it like?
I am a puny little human xAnd we outnumber them 100 to 1 x
>>223573082seriously she would have guys orbiting her and a boyfrend.
>>223573097quite imperial I found
>>223573101she shaking it but theres not much cake back there
>>223573082is she a brit bong?
>>223573029go to >>223573109>>223573109>>223573109>>223573109awaiting for your thoughts.
British author Israel Zangwill
>>223573126s
>>223573101who's this then?
The truth belongs to 8 billion people x
>>223573122https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785599636949443.mp4quite so
Just got home. Charged as a rocket
The establishment has been rattled tonight. Expect them to lash out in the coming hours and days.
>>223573078how so
>>223573148so so so awful when she does the american ironybro voice
>>223573148SHE IS FROM THE NOOOOOORF
>>223573145instead of trying to unite the world we need to make an effort to keep the majority of the world out
>>223573148Ugly frankenstein pins in her face Le epic ironic may may Women are so cringe
>>223573159top yourself nonce, nobody wants you here
>>223573125fuck off schizo
absolutely fucking unreal how dogshit this thread ishope gookmoot burns in hell
>>223573189Stopped writing your gay porn about him for 5 minutes to follow him here lolSad fucking freak you are matey
>>223573134common anglo phenotype
I really do not count that the MI6 logo hasn't made anyone here getting out of the damage control circlejerking module chamber and participate of the real thread.
Finishing off my wooze now. Might have to get back on it tomorrow. The time calls for action x
The fight back begins today x
woman displays the female survival strategy since cave man times
>>223573205your parents will be proud of you by being cannonfodder
LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN BIRDShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHHv7ojfiw
>>223573214what
>>223573237woman are so lovely. i wish she was my gf
at least the money spent with bad education to lead a regret into a uneducated goddamn sneedigger will pay out
What man would not be a dancer if he could, said the judge.
Any neolithic man in
rorke has taken control
>>223573274*grunts*
9pm 'feeChuddies delight....
>>223573134i kinda look like him..
>>223573268brazil will destroy your economy and there is absolutely nothing you can possibly do against that
wotanic nightcoffee
You will try xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU
having a wotanic snooze
>>223573295aside from extremely high murder rates and poverty, what else does brazil produce?
hopefully I get my PIP confirmation today lads!
sneeds playing 4D chess
normoids love their murder on the dancefloor
Alright, that's enough clip posting for tonight. Garn finish off my last drink and crash out x
>>223573319>>223573305In that order, godfuckingdamn loser: >>223573316.
uncle owns a terrifying pitbull
>>223573332die in your sleep for a laugh
>>223573317I got a letter the other day saying my PIP has been extended to 2030. It lush x
>>223573295
>>223573341I will live forever just to spite you for a laugh x
>>223573343lovecraftian
>>223573343
Why is James May always banging on about Lurpak spreadable butter in every video
helpernonce be like
>>223573337pitbulls have innocent souls
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWERS
>>223573348you drink and come here to quell your inner suffering so an eternity of you suffering sounds cool x
sneedonkey with the pretentious damage control
>>223573372IT'S OVER HELPER, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUNDDON'T TRY IT
dwight rorke
my mate keeps pinching my bum whenever we go out
For some reason whenever I meet a girl I like she's always in a relationship.
>>223573373I literally come here to shitpost and have fun but okay x
how many defence systems there are operating at the south of the border
>>223573372>>223573379fucked itthis is really sad when you think about it.. like a child playing with his action figures.
did a think
oh yes nowhere near
>>223573392cope and seethe
POWERFUL
Might rise up
Maybe the Helper regime has collapsed. Maybe it really is over. Maybe we're in post-credit scene. Whatever the case. I will continue to live and my existence will feed the zeitgeist. I play a bigger part in this simulationt than any of you. Even I don't know why.
>>223573442You'll do nothing
I could easily pull an all nighter and go maccies for my brekkie but that bed is calling my name nows x
Shut. Up.
Saw the argies post about mob of the dead easter egg last thread, ah how great 2013 was that brings me back. It was my friend group's favourite zombies map aside from origins
>>223573443
>>223573458I'm unironically jelly of your life. You live the life of fucking riley.
why are there two south americans posting schizophrenic nonsense here
my pronouns are yes/please
Finishing off this wooze then garn for a late night/early morning walk xEnd of an era x
>>223573465we did take the sickle, stretch the fuck out in the superior red and called poland. who the fuck are you here?
sneedland sneedlabs located in mainland great britain
>>223573497sun's up and you're afraid to leave the house during daylight hours so no you're not
>>223573467peng
>>223573497you are such a freakish individual
>>223573465old cod zombies is coming back, they ported bo1 and bo2 to ps5, me and my mates are playing it again.
who the fuck is this tripcunt?
>>223573523Huh? I'm not a fucking vampire man lmao
>>223573529I am a freak. I won't deny that lol x
Americans unironically think their life is over if they graduate high school without becoming the quarterback for the michigan tigers at the interstate superbowl and taking a blond cheerleader who is part of the popular kids clique to be their prom queen at the homecoming party in the 4th of july
where in the bloody hell is my cellphone device
>>223573537Pipe the fuck down little faggot lad you are nothing compared to HELP HELPER LAD x
>>223573483You serve as example to all British nationals: See THIS? That's good. The EMPIRE HAD HAD NOT GIVEN YOU FREE EDUCATION TO POSE IN ANY GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCE ANY GESTURE OF UNGRATEFULNESS!
>>223573542Hang yourself.
>>223573534I only ever did the Origins easter egg. My internet was so bad I could never do the easter eggs well enough but some people were patient enough with me one time to finish origins. Have fun on mob of the dead! The red eyes mean they're controlled by Satan if I remember correctly
I have seen a lot of bad /brit/s but this one takes the cake
>>223573543ktim
Feeling.. omnipotent
>>223573556Why? Life is precious. Suicide encouragement is demonic. You are evil x
>>223573580people don't want you around because your presence is gross
>>223573562the tripfag is the main reason why
>>223573537ignore himhe's unwell
>>223573572umm
>>223573580You got what you wanted with that giant blinking orange tripcode and the advertisement that you spent money on a 4chan pass. Someone paid attention to you in your short life.You're in the bin now with the crazies and Jason from /cum/.
>>223573572actually jumped
I am the birds in the sky x
>>223573586Crying faggotFuck the lot x
I am the fish in the sea x
>>223573269lovely 'tex
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION I NEED ATTENTIONLOOK AT MY POSTDO YOU NOTICE HOW I TYPE PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
i bring wotanic vibes to the function and the beady-eyed biomass cant stand it
>>223573602You're Canadian lmao
>>223573629why are you sticking up for helpernonce
>>223573562
I am the monkeys in the trees x
>>223573424why were they so absolutely certain it was fake
>>223573543You have forgotten the cars. Just imagine Americans choosing Land Rovers. Appealing to yellow meat markets wouldn't not only ceases to be a disgrace (they don't deserve having cars disregardfullnessly of much gold they could pay for) but would put the humiliation brought by the nips on their endeavour against their betters.
woked up
>>223573638
Helper reaching a critical mass of enlightenment
>>223573424>>223573639context? I get elden ring dlc but I don't play those weebshit devil may cry button mash sword slash shit
today's wordle is penis
I am the worms in the ground x
>>223573661lying cunt
scream
I AM FUCKING EVERYTHING X
having a great-greatmother on the NKVD doesn't imply to not having your naturalisation nullified
>>223573661you fucking liar, i trusted you, and now you've embarrassed me in front of all my discord friends.
yes it fucking does
>>223573657pretty self explanatory i thinkfootage of three of the main boss fights from the DLC were leaked to /v//v/ is absolutely certain it's fake, nitpicks every aspect and explains in huge detail why everything is wrong, saying it looks like a shitty modturns out it was all completely real which makes them all look quite silly in retrospect
might get on all fours and sprint after the dog before feigning a seizure to lure it close before resuming
>>223573646: | that's the helpers face : |
whats the deal with the brazilian(s)
>>223573704ok thanks i will never buy that slantslop me love you long time dlc
>>223573657there was a leaked video of final boss of the dlc and some people were convinced it was fake, the screenshot shows their arguments (it wasn't fake)
>>223573711: |
I'm starting to believe I was sent by God to help humanity. If I fail then I fail but I will die trying.
a brazilian, a chilean, and an argentinian walk into a /brit/
>>223573734help them by diddling the kids of sunderland? not the kiddies, sean!
>>223573719its quite a fun game tbf and the dlc is quite good, /v/ is just full of midwit babies
Even my name literally translates to a "gift from God". I'm not claiming to be next Jesus but I was definitely placed on this planet to help humanity.
>>223573759mid-30's alcoholic btw
>>223573736Since every other thread is dead, I just end up reading this one :(
>Sean: meaning Gift from Godhttps://www.sheknows.com/baby-names/name/sean/He's right...
>>223573639>>223573657Someone posted it on /v/ and I could not be arsed to try and figure it out. I was hoping someone would reply with an objection that told me something.
>>223573766/brit/ welcomes all nations
going ta bed, can't stay awake no more.
watching sex videos
Morning team having porridge with golden syrup and a coffee for my breakfast before I leave for toil. Getting a bit sick of working Sundays to be honest with you now team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiOGlYjKgX8
>>223573783hey tilde why did you stop updating your blog along with crona's corner
Porridge is really filling it's a good start to the day
>>223573783>>223573785fucking hell
>>223573788Forgot the login details for the former and I don't know who the latter is
I could save everyone x
Hello
Says it will rain on Tuesday I hope it proper pisses down
been rofling at this for two days straighthttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083164930811805696/vid/avc1/576x1024/naBQH-ytECqm7ZK4.mp4
>5 am on a sunday>this many bongs postswhat the fuck are you cunts doing?
just not clicking it am i
Morning walk has been cancelled. My body needs rest. I also have important meetings to attend to in my dreams so garn beddingtons now. Nighty nights x
>>223573831I'm going to work shortly mate
cunts in his 30s btw
>>223573783Alri salad fingers lad
>>223573832here you are scaredofhisownshadowladhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785645996612750.mp4
Don't feel too bad to be honest I did learn about the atmosphere yesterday it's divided into four sections>Troposphere - gets colder as you ascend>Stratosphere - gets hotter>Mesosphere - gets colder>Thermosphere - gets hotter>>223573834Goodnight
just finished watching the last mission impossible with parentbergsmy god that was fucking awfulmade the odyssey feel like a masterpiece
>>223573836
>>223573847still not clicking it sunshine
I stand with HelperLad x
>>223573857done him
>>223573844And? He's a laugh, you're a dickhead.
>>223573859didn't ask for backup
Fuck sake feel a bowel movement coming but I need to leave the house soon
>>223573862trip on helperpaedo
>>223573866Nobody asked lad
>>223573864done me
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Quis ipsum suspendisse ultrices gravida. Risus commodo viverra maecenas accumsan lacus vel facilisis.
>>223573867Boring shit mate like everything you post. Don't reply to me.
>>223573886glad i could destroy you so easily
what the fuck is going on in here
>>223573896hi this is /brit/
Russian word for Sunday is вocкpeceньe it means "resurrection"
>>223573912English word for tranny is "autistic male porn addict"
Fucking shrieking
>>223573834lol>>223573523
this fucked me right off
>>223573930ask it if you can do the cow dance at 399999999999999 mph
>>223573919screeching my cock off
>>223573930dumb AI
>>223573936
>>223573930It's right tho
No, a human cannot do a cow dance at 4,444 mph because the physical forces would instantly kill them.This speed is nearly six times the speed of sound (Mach 5.8). At this velocity, the friction from the air would create extreme heat, and the sudden movements of a dance would tear the human body apart.
sir binble
>>223573953burnham silent on this issue as usual
going beast mode on my grandad
>>223573976screamed at this
>>223573976roar
>>223573959what about a gay porn dance
talking in a german accent around my granddad got him shaking like a dog shitting a pinecone
>>223573992should do the cow dance in his face at 45 mph
>>223573990may i have this dance? x
i've lost the plot
sucking my coffee at 9,999,999,999km/h
doing excellent pooing at the momenti bet its all the seeds i'm eating
doing the binface boogie at 125,999,255mph up and down clacton pier
>>223574040roaring
toil on the morrow
>>223574032fucking scream
doing the blacks built britain dance at 0.02mph
>>223574058ktim, last day of holibobs for me
not even drinking coffee just pouring it while scolding hot all over my nigger face
>>223574058too early for toilposting lad fuck off
>>223574070actually ripping my penis off and howling
s
why do the n word posts get deleted but the avatar posts don't? they're both rule breaks, how weird
>>223574116sir janny starmer
>>223574126what avartar posts
Summer is ending and soon women won't dress like this anymore.
spunk pudding for breakfast :/
>>223574126got hit with a 3 day banner not too long ago for using the very naughty n-word
>>223574140don't forget the lashings of man cream
the ' n - word '
>>223574134helpernonce ones
me and berg
>>223573930sending this to a girl im talking to so i can play the "she let me hit cause im goofy" angle
why are nurses all slags
Fuck off mate.
>>223574178splendiferous
>>223574179
feeling very incelic this morning
When are we getting a civil war already
>>223574179they have the same syndrome as jimmy savile that makes them horny for dead bodies
>>223574179no different from any women. but most other jobs are chaste because you have to be dignified and put on airs in an office or where ever . but if your job is dealing with naked people and wiping pee and poo and blood away you have to get over all that and just be blunt and honest and relaxed about things
>>223574175not you but the berg looks cute
HELLO HELLO HELLO
>>223574175only reason someone would wear a thin onsie like this is if they were a horny gay lad with a throbbing shorn willy underneath . so how dare you bring an innocent cat into your sexual escapades. catnonce
>>223574175is this the infamous employed woman
Sundays are so nice. Only day where the world really relaxes. Placid
whats the place to go to watch tranime online for free these days, lads?
hate sundays can never bring myself to feel like doing anything so i just sit in my smelly room wishing I could do something and being sad and dreading toil the next day yet kinda wishing I could be there so I had something to do
explode women with grenades
>>223574375https://fmhy.pages.dev/https://fmhy.pages.dev/video#anime-streaming
kung fu panda "kino"
>>223574404>https://fmhy.pages.dev/>https://fmhy.pages.dev/video#anime-streaming
>>223574422nigga why did you ask then
HATE thinking can't do anything without my evil incel brain thinking negative thoughts
>>223574404mcafee roaring at me
>>223574494ktim
just looking at that sussy little post count over there and going "hmmm"
having a fred astaire wank
yes, a wank, down, the avenue, would be niiiiice!
https://voca.ro/1earFy2U4fhG
>>223574632scream
>>223574632cody onamadone
>>223574632
my left ear has stopped workingworrying
>>223574683that's why god gave us 2 x
>>223574179christ alive
>>223574632the so-called poo screaming
no one:not a single person:rorke: i was runnin' through the six with my woes
>>223574632Screaming
Post number 304
we sum white niggas
>>223574793https://voca.ro/12NiunXlImKb
>>223574799s
NEW>>223574808>>223574808>>223574808
>>223574809so that's the new
>>223574816>>223574816New
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