roy edish
Pengrim
im playing team fortress 2
wish I could reset my brain to forget all the embarrassing things I’ve done in my life which keep me up at night
>>223579808run roy! there's vampires behind you!
im so over posting some variation of scream and all that but that first bill gates post was good i laughed well done
wonder if roy will play for england or put rovers first
>>223579829whats grim about it
reposted a webm you found 2 hours ago on outer /int/ award
>>223579829Very dated interior. Looks like it smells of old people.
Tattoos, septum piercings and mixed raced kids. Are there any more immediate red flags on women?
>>223579843I used to do this. Simply distract yourself and focus on thinking about other things
>>223579852i like that haircut
>>223579829where is that
>>223579848hate this fucking thing. seems like almost no one understands net worth.
I've been to England, Scotland, France, Monaco and Italy on holidays, and the UAE for work
rorke wearing his old melchester rovers shirt
>>223579875Shut up
every time bill gates stops to rape a woman he loses money
right, sandwich time
>>223579873>Are there any more immediate red flags on women?ones who are somehow interested in you
>>223579852das rorkengirlfrienden
>>223579873red flags don't matter to you because you're still an incel and you don't get to reject women based on anything
>>223579868You dont know me
>>223579878Looks like Clapham
>>223579895scr incel boy got done
>>223579891rapes you until nothing remains
>>223579868
>>223579878Clapham Junction
there's a yank who posts here sometimes and is obsessed with having an english girl with a chelsea hair cut reckon he would like this webbum >>223579852
>there are lads on here who have never heard the Ryanair boarding musicmakes me want to weep
una beretta pa' seguridad
>>223579908Want to touch her hair
money's a funny old business isn't it. was reading something about musk having so much money that if he was to actually liquidate it, decide he just wanted it in a current account or what have you rather than it all being tied up in stocks and shares and all that, then it would collapse the world's economy. so he can never actually have the money he owns.strange business.
>>223579908rorkes bird
The Scotch type in their accent
>>223579921>>223579852looks horrible
>>223579873self harm scarringunnatural hair colouring
>>223579925Don't remember Ryanair having boarding music. Do you mean Jet2?
avent been on a plane for at least 17 years
>>223579925you can just listen to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9beK8ANBYoA
>>223579902is it blind
>>223579947Easily solved
>>223579936So do I
>>223579903>>223579915hmm are you lying to me for humorous effect
>>223579942done that forgetful tosser haha
>>223579932if he liquidated £50 he would actually lose money in the time it takes to go to the bank, that's how rich he is
>>223579925feel sorry for you zoomer, the audio on planes was so much better in the 90s
>>223579906you forgot the asterisks didn't you poppet x
>>223579979unleashes a divine wotanic roar that deconstructs your body on the atomic level
>>223579932the reason the west is so rich is not because we are better workers or people its because our made up fake money system allows us to generate wealth from nothing and exploit poorer nations who still trade gold for apples
liquidating the contents of my bowels
>>223579967sup ghostie
I've never been on a plane but I've been on a lot of boats and ferriesLove a ferry me
keesh for lunch
>>223579995ok if thats true can i have some wealth please
moose walk funny
got the Lego Star Wars video game ongot the 2 minute oats cooked in the 'craveit's gaming time
>>223580015nigga taking the cunard transatlantic line to new york
>>223579942Ryanair has boarding music as well, in fact I believe it has two different boarding music depending on the time of day your flight takes off. >>223579978What was it like in the 90s? First flight I remember was a British Airways one in like 2005 and I remember they had a funny safety video but nothing about boarding music
>>223579739i do this but with depop
and for my next trick I will make all of the pengtings disappear
>>223580011hi
not been abroad for 20 years
superheroes are part of the great suburban boomer psyop to make cities seem dangerous
some of you never interacted with 190 and it shows
https://www.cunard.com/en-gb/find-a-cruise?destinations=Transatlantic&sortBy=minimumPrice+asccorr corrr CORRRRmight never fly again
>>223579947SameJust don't see the appeal
back from the odyssey. it was good
>>223580024yes go to the doctor tell him you cant concentrate and have autism and chronic fatigue syndrome. he will give you some quizzes answer as if you had the fake illness you are pretending to have. he will give you a diagnosis and you will be handed the keys to a paid for flat, a vauxhall mokka, a blue badge and 3 grand a month for life
>>223580076yeah i dunno who the fuck he is and there is no way of finding out because you cryptic freaks prefer to make passive aggressive comments about historical /brit/ personalities all day every day
>>223580090alri ulysses
>>223580090was it good
>>223580077>9 daysSo basically everyone was bullshitting about the month long expeditions?
YOUVE GOT TO SEARCH FOR THE HERO INSIDE YOURSELFSEARCH FOR THE HERO INSIDE
>>223580015Thoughts on roxy music?
want regular sex with a woman but not a gf nor do i want to talk to them or pay for it
>>223580049don't you fucking dare
>>223580098never existed. just a gimmick like rorke is
>>223580090really cause i saw some fat greek mong say it was shit online
>>223580117one good song
It's hard being born into an upper working / lower middle class family when I have the manners and looks of a Nordic aristocrat.I should be living in Rhodesia or Reichskommisariat Turkestan as a farmer-soldier.
>>223580090its shite
>>223580045>What was it like in the 90s?just smelled of smoke desu
one way solo trip to my nearest railway track fully booked in
>>223580108Think that these boats are a bit faster than the mayflower
somehow he returned
>>223580106s
genuinely just had one of the best poos of my life
>>223580108yesthey actually go slower because the cruise is part of the holiday, then you stay on the other side for a bit and fly back
>>223580135ktim but I don't fit in either side
>>223580124Nell Tiger Peng
>>223580098the dollhouse freaks won’t like this
>>223580133More than this?
>>223580144Doubt it>>223580159Sounds quite nice but I heard cruises are basically loaded with BAME's
>>223580133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLlttedKNlois it this one
sir nell tiger free
>>223580098>>223580168yepit shows
>>2235800772k for a week at sea on a nice boat surrounded by nice people (well, boomers) and not nonsnot bad really
from miami to southamptonand every disco i get in
>>223580174dont know about that definitely full of boomers though
190 was great 2bf
now a solo cruise thats more like it i think i could get on board with that
Cruises are fucking dog shit
would like to believe that the most autistic spamming runt who is here 7 days a week is a mindbroken ageing 190 but he just doesn’t have the craft or guile of a 190 and the theory falls apart
lads it is time for my patented 100% guaranteed hangover cure1) pour a strong drink2) run a cold shower3) get in the shower4) down the drink5) wait under the water for 5 minutes
Odysseus is supposed to be a little cheeky guy doing hi jinx and evasive maneuvers not fucking rambo
>>223580185fuck sake wht's the point of this surely u want to spend time in miami not on the water doing fa
>>223580201>>223580198been wanting to do a solo cruise but im scared of the implication
might send this thread to cunard so they hire me to do their marketing
>hi jinx
yeah a cruise sounds great just so I can do the exact same things as I could do from home, but for a lot more money
>>223580205that is just getting drunk with extra steps
can i become a bull if i have a small willy?
>>223580204190 is the croat flag he comes in here every couple days and makes 1 post
>>223580229All you can eat food and drink?
>>223580171probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5lX0eMI7Hw
>>223580230the cold water helps stop me feeling sick after necking the drink before the booze kicks in. i get out the shower feeling like a new man.
>How can one demand that the UK is kept a Christian country but the death penalty be restored?>The sixth commandment seems to get in the way of Rupert's red lineswe NEED to keep these rapists and murderers alive because it's the Christian thing to do
>>223580235ye the ultimate cuckold fantasy is to have your wife stolen from you by a guy with a small cock
>>223580246the sixth commandment is thou shalt not murder. not kill. murder
>>223580204190 was never as clever or subtle as you’re remembering him btw he was just a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTexqxo1og&t=51sSunday tunage. Billy Joel was a great songwriter
>>223580229you can sail around the world from your smelly bedroom can you
190 was just a character bog sim from /sp/ used to play
>>223580246why would you want to give the government the ability to execute you
>>223580249i'm glad to hear that
come back mateyou're missed
>>223580266ever heard of geoguessr?
>>223580256oh really you've read it in the original ancient hebrew have you aye
>>223580246>>223580256Furthermore, a more Biblical criminal justice system would involve abolishing prisons, and reverting to an escalating tripartite system of financial penalties, corporal punishment, and capital punishment.
>>223580262well we’ve been talking about him for 10 years, he did something right.
>>223580295190 is gone mate he evolved into spaino then picked up his aldi tranny persona
>>223580301read it? i wrote it in the original ancient hebrew
wonder how many brit posters we lost in the heatwave
>>223580246Seemed to work for the last 1000years
He still posts in /box/, just slag off Joe Calzaghe and he'll appear
Insane how Sidney Cooke is still alive in prisonHe even had his face bashed in last year and is still somehow alive and kicking at 99
>>223580299maybe zuckerberg was right we should all put vr headsets on and live in cyberspace because its the same as real life
>>223580295the sad thing is 190 could never come back now because the tripcodes have all been reset. nobody would believe it was him, they’d forever think he was some sort of impersonator :/
>>223580350t. 190
>>223580325>personathat is his reality
remember when channel 4 made a film about gary glitter getting hanged
>>223580336the good old days when the rape gangs was white
>>223580317>weWe’re not all dollhouse freaks with parasocial relationships to former 4chan tripfags mate
>>223580350He was a mentally ill freak
dollymong talking about his dollies again?
yall just porn to me
>>223580372was a good wank yeah
>>223580383hello
>>223580382Nah he was a sound lad and a shagger who managed to turn himself pretty normie. He was probably mildly autistic but managed to get a decent life despite a hard start. He was lowkey inspiring
you see some stupid shit on /brit/ and 9 times out of 10 there will be a Canadian flag involved somewhere
>>223580246Enough with these desert fairy tales
how many times do i have to tell you 190 is dead
any given up on life man in?
if there was surgery to get a 10 inch dick but it cost £500,000 would you save up for it or not
dtfic always talking bout some "He"
>>223580439:)
it's a one of those just watch youtube all afternoon days
>>223580457fine with my 4 incher thank you
>>223580457A 10 inch dick is only suitable for porn.
YhHe was the best
most exotic colour you've personally made in your fudge factory?
>>223580416He nonced his niece and he had multiple threads talking to himself. He was extremely mentally ill
rare flag >>>/pol/540058110
>>223580463it doesn't seem fun the way he spends all day making snide meta comments on the thread
still randomly chortle at that one anon who wrote up a post about peter hitchens but put in some bizarre freudian slip and typed "wanking to peter hitchens"
>>223580463I wonder if he’s at the point where he thinks 190 is interfering with his irl life
grauniad obsessed with rossiya as per
>>223580500Please learn /brit/'s culture and don't post again
doing a brown poo
>>223580481Don’t nit pick you know what I meant. A big dick
>>223580484Refuse to believe a beautiful rich brown like 11 is abnormal.
>>223580484bright purple
he didnt like that
>>223580457a big cock isn't everything
Need to get back on the fulltime milf search but it's hard to find them
>>223580484where's the green
>>223580499I made up that nonced his niece story in 2016 btw look up someone calling him a nonce at that time, I copied it and made up a story about it and it went viral
sally hawkins sex arse
>>223580499OK but neither of those things are true are they?
>>223580336Imagine if he lived long enough to be the oldest living person and ended up getting let out on licenseWould be quite based in a way
think ive got poo cancer
>>223580512we must shut all theme parks down and blow them up to stop putins vile invasion of ukraine
>>223580449had a health scare and stopped drinking and now im just content to see another day
make his pockets hurt*whimsical jingle*if the nigga wanna hit itmake that nigga spend itmake his pockets hurt
my 250 quid raw denim selvedge jeans are finally loosening up and feeling quite comfortable
leftypol taking the doggo and peanut butter to his room
must be the sexiest webm ever
>>223580547>>223580563she had a banging body in that fishman film
>>223580564Yes because I literally saw him replying to himself on threads in /sp/
got a boner in my little willy
>>223580579airing out their princess wands
>>223580579idgi
>>223580579those who know :fire: bahabt jir jai awhaa :fire: RETWEET
>>223580579Stinky pussy is not attractive
>>223580579ew
boner of a lonely fart
It looms
>>223580579Girls in their polyester shein dresses wondering why its so hot and sweaty
>>22358045710 inches is stupidly big8 x 6 is the absolute max any women could take
Letting out a Venablatic Roar
>>223580577rorke thinking about gay dog sex out of nowhere for some reason
>>223580628is that AI or aactually from the show
>>223580619I’ve been in some amazing stinky Fanny’s lol the smell is god awful but sometimes they’re still tight and attached to a fit girl
>>223580565police were like its photo day mate
>>223580628would commit wholesale genocide to impregnate her
>>223580535Huge cope
>>223580649both
Nobody will believe me but I studied law with 190 at the University of Liverpool. He was pretty different to how he portrayed himself on here and basically none of his stories were true but he was genuinely tall and pretty handsome. I didn’t keep contact with him after we graduated but as far as I remember he went to work at a city law firm so I imagine he’s concentrating on his career now. I do know he lives in London.
put australian posters in rape dungeons and rape them to smithereens
>>223580457half a milly for an extra 2 inches on my willy?no i don't think i'd do that
>>223580580when she stood up in the bathtub my mouth dropped
Bulgerlets fear the Venablatic Aryan
>>223580662wow
>>223580579sweaty sketty bitches
>>223580664you type like a retard
>>223580683im a boy and i understand this
>>223580597Right, but you didn’t though did you?
>>223580672jon venables?
trying to download some vimeo videos but not having much luck
>>223580697get your chebs posted
>>223580666oh noooo~~ please dooont xx aha :3c
just had a poo
>>223580683i'm a fat cunt and I also get sweaty undertits
sweaty women will never not make my dick hard love their stinky arses and pussies
>>223580723thought i could smell something
any of you lads ever feel overwhelmed by by shit to consooom? like there is so much anime, movies, video games, books and stuff I want to consume and it's too hard to choose so I just give up
buy a 300 dollar hospital tabledo 12 bumhole surgeries a day for 30k eachthats 80 million dollars
>>223580579well no because that's an mp4 you spastic
>>223580670post knob x
>>223580710
>>223580739no because it's all slop
>>223580683corr need to lick under them
>>223580723what colour was it?refer to the chart:>>223580484
painted the back of the toilet bowl brown haven't i
>>223580752don't want you wanking to it do i
big boobs
>>223580671mad to think how many older women are walking about with that under their clothes
had my strong gin and tonic in the cold shower lads. hangover successfully removed.
>>223580767he played yesterday, kept himself nice and relaxed throughout x
>>223580823Strong mind x
>>223580739i just choose 1 book and 1 tv show to watch at a timei struggle to listen to music much and am always amazed at how people just know every popular song and artist while i know very little of it
sachet of nong shim noodle cup powder straight down the jap
>>223580854have some decorum
www.gayporn.co.uk/rorke/naked/arse/haiyandpooeyspreadopen.jpeg/
shovelling fistfuls of dog shite up my arse
>>223580872homer tearing up shit sheeeeit
>>223580739yeah its easiest to just end up watching tiktok or reels. i find it really hard to get into new stuff too. i do find it helps if there are threads about it on here. its nice to see other peoples opinions. from had a general on /tv/ while it was airing and it was great
>>223580565I've always wondered what would happen if the oldest person record went to a notorious criminalIt would be genuinely interesting to see how Guinness World Records would handle it considering their usual fanfare for such milestones
>>223580854it's actually cuisine to do this before sucking a tapeworm out of your urethra.
thats just not allowedthat post is not allowed at all
le left wing simpsons facebook group eco-chamber run by australians
Footy back soon lads, chucking a tenner on a crazy 3pm acca of a Saturday corrrr makes me feel alive
>>223580892right
>>223580820and now you cant drive
>>223580486their fannies must have gushed when he fired off those rounds
>>223580457and i'd have to throw away all the boxers my mum bought me because they wouldn't fit anymore? i dont think so!
>>223580804
>>223580892
>>223580917>I've always wondered what would happen if the oldest person record went to a notorious criminalkek what
>>223580942don't need to go anywhere today so that's fine lad don't worry
>>223580892im talking about real girl big boobs in my room
lets get in there
>>223580743
>>223580957
>>223580985surely copywriting is the first job to be taken by AI
>>223580486i would have shot the gun out of his hands killing people is mean
want cold waether bak so bad
>>223581005You’re absolutely right! It’s not just waning—it’s a collapse.
>>223580743don't know how to do bumhole surgery so i don't reckon i can charge 30k a pop
>>223580927
>>223580969Well it usually always goes to a mundane person and Guinness World Records puts up a celebratory biography of them in their books and website and takes a photo with them with the certificate So it would be interesting to see how they would handle and try to tip toe around it if the record ever went to an infamous criminalWould they even acknowledge it at all
>>223580835music is shit nowadays so it's understandable>>223580911I found some good shit on /tv/. True detective, lord of war, sopranos, etc.
>>223581026yeah i'm ready for autumn
bizarrely the first jobs to be taken by AI are the ones people said would be the last to fall:>software>mathematics>art
>>223581058niggas have always been saying manual labour and trades would be safest
could you lads join me in the deltarune threads its full of freaks talking about the characters fucking each other even though there is no sex in the games it would be nice for some relatively normal conversation to occur
um
>>223581066
>>223581058Now that people don’t have to worry about making art anymore, we can devote ourselves to the important stuff, like being deliveroo drivers
>>223581077never played it ladz sorry. maybe you should play a man's game like the Lego Star wars video game on PS2
>>223581058Weird since I’m a software developer and my job hasn’t been taken. Only thing AI has done is make my job way easier but you still need a human controlling it and directing it.
fucken 'ell janny quick on the trigger today. everyone be on their best behaviour, janny lurkin
>>223581058won’t replace mathematicians or artists though will it
I love that DTFIC deliberately looked up the name of a UK delivery company to fit in better he just can’t help himself can he
>>223581089If we do get to the point where we don't have to work at all I'm just gonna goon myself to death on drugs I'll be honest with you. Presumably there will be bespoke AI porn as well, it'll be great.
>big pussy died yesterdayhad no ideafuggthat's sadso of the big 4 only Silvio's lefttragic that
DTFIC buys milk in bags and says aboot
>>223581120He raped me for calling gyaldempaedo a porn addicted nigger yesterday Apparently that’s a troll post
>>223581143Imperioli is still kicking
>>223581156hes let me off loads for saying the n word recently
Love big breaststhe breast reduction jew is my sworn enemylike batman and the jokersherlock holmes and moriartydavid and goliathactually it's quite hard to think of sworn enemies but you get the point
>>223581154There was a milk here which was sold in glass bottles but they stopped having in the stores near me, i'm pissed off. It was so buttery and much better than the other ones.
>>223581154sc
"He" is here
>>223580580Imagine the pungent fishy taste and aroma. So gross! Haha
>>223581154dtfic buying a bag of milk but buying a bag of cum instead and going oh no aha i've bought a bag of cum instead
>>223581176Yeah he’s been a good lad lately but seems you can’t tell someone to kill themselves and call them a nigger at the same timeAlways seems to get me a ban
>>223581180i like happy women and if that means breasts reductions then i'm all for them
>>223581180breast reduction doctors should be in prison, procedure should be illegal
>>223581172big 4 being tone, paulie, silvio and big puss obviously junior still going too madly enough95 now
>>223581181milk always used to be in glass bottles when i was a wee lad
>>223581136There’s something off about gooning to AI porn. Like gooning to a dead porn star or something; to a fantasy that’s completely impossible.
Did somebody say Menulog?
>>223581198shut up dork
>>223581143surprised he lived till 80 desu
he looked a bit like joey coco diaz
>>223581201wonder if Tony sac and the fat faggot are still alive
might menulog a vb longneck from the bottle-o
>>223579837>>223579837>>223579837
>>223581201>junior still going too madly enoughhe's gonna outlive the lot of them
>>223581245it's JONNNY Sackand yeah he and Vito are still alive
>>223581202they should bring it back, now I'm browsing online to find some, I found on with 6-8% fat but it's almost 3 euro for 1 liter but it's straight from the producer which is a monastary
>>223581278nun milk
bro's hairline was so low when he started going bald he didn't need no finasteride
>>223581311Tbh he's not bad looking now. Bit of a silver fox
>>223581330
