To the West! To the West! To the Land of the Free edition
so this is the new, is it?
rorke's wife subedition
>>223743144rorke, you're a lucky man
https://p.dw.com/p/5IHzv
To the West! to the West! to the land of the free,Where mighty Missouri rolls down to the sea,Where a man is a man, if he ’s willing to toil,And the humblest may gather the fruits of the soil.Where children are blessings, and he who hath most,Hath aid for his fortune and riches to boast;Where the young may exult, and the aged may rest,Away, far away, to the Land of the West!To the West! to the West! where the rivers that flowRun thousands of miles, spreading out as they go;Where the green waving forests that echo our callAre wide as old England, and free to us all;Where the prairies, like seas where the billows have rolled,Are broad as the kingdoms and empires of old;And the lakes are like oceans in storm or in rest,Away, far away, to the Land of the West!To the West! to the West! there is wealth to be won,The forest to clear is the work to be done;We ’ll try it, we ’ll do it, and never despair,While there ’s light in the sunshine and breath in the air.The bold independence, that labor shall buy,Shall strengthen our hands, and forbid us to sigh.Away! far away! let us hope for the best,And build up new homes in the Land of the West!
>>223743144AWOOOGAHUMMINA HUMMINA*eyes pop out of my head**hits self on the head with a mallet*
when you get a pizza can you eat the whole thing?I can eat an entire 12 inch pizza in an evening
Who let the runts outRorke Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke
>>223743108you do tho and yet still cant keep up
>>223743174bet that's not the only 12 incher you eat haha
*stuns you with the sandman*
>>223743174Depends on what's on it. A couple slices of buffalo chicken ranch and you're full
>>223743174The only pizza I eat is M&S pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni, Blacksticks Blue cheese and Franks hot sauce
U don’t know embarrassment until u driving around in your mums car because u can’t afford ur own
>>223743174wouldn't get a 'kizza that size just for meusually prefer 'kialzones anyway
my big fat gay porn life
not going to post in this lads thread >>223743089but it must be said that prime ghislaine was a proper dime and i would've eaten that ass and pussy until she came so hard she waterboarded me
G E A R O I D
>>223743174When I get a large from Dominos I usually eat 3/4s then put the rest in the fridge and have it the following day.
>>223743196if thinking that makes you feel like less of an incel loser then go for it
>>223743174The Zaaaaa
>>223743228im in me mums carvroom vroom
>>223743174when I was a fat kid yeah, I can now probably but it will hurt and I'll fall asleep
Race mixing is cringe
>>223743245is this guy still going or was he caught noncing
your looksmatched zoomer as requested, sir
me mum died in the hollyme dad got turned into a lampshade
rorke and his wife only having sex in missionary because he says "my pecker isn't big enough to push through in any other position"
>>223743249im just an incelyou're the incel of incels
>>223743262alri robert kilroy silk
Someone tell unc he need to let it go
he just went up the stairs omds
>>223743270one pair of eyebrows and she's a solid 4/10
>>223743270nah, this is much below to looksmatch
>>223743270Never asked for this.
>>223743284bros got 70 pics on his phone
Why did they only have a problem with him after he was dead and his pedo ring was revealed publicly? They never thought to say this shit when it was happeningWomen are cattle
my rorkeypops song:oh rorkeypoppsssssoh rorkeypoppsssssoh rorkeypopps, rorkey rorkey rorkey poppssssss
>>223743284Wasn't this already a thing? I distinctly remember a TV show about foul-mouthed cats being shown on British telly back in the day
>>223743270she'd have me grunting like a stuck pig lad I'm not going to sit here and lie to you
>>223743270shes beautiful desu
>>223743174used to be able to and then some. on the 'zempic now so I can barely put away 2 slices before feeling full
>>223743284this was supposed to be my show btw, I'm suing him
>>223743284I support him till the end. If he came to my city and needed a place to sleep I would let him have the couch.
>>223743325probably because the idf would blow their heads off
Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks
>>223743325Ngl he forearm mogs me
>>223743325true why didnt she try and take down the global elitist pedophile cabal on her ownif you ask me, its all fake! now lets stop talking about it!
>>223743353*paedophile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECFuoa2mksQhow are people this thick broken britain
Don't really fancy having a boyfriend as the thought of living with someone else sounds like a nightmare but do wish I had at least one actual friend, does get a bit lonely sometimes
>>223743372gp
if i was on that plane it wouldnt of gone down like that
>>223743350he was pinning test way, way before it became normalised. Like since the 90s.
A youthful Hull City have just lost 2-0 at Eintracht Frankfurt in their [120 minute] friendly. Nothing to be too concerned about really, though Paddy McNair and Liam Millar did both limp off injured. Not what we need at this stage of pre-season!
>>223743276ok incel
>>223743331inniti'd be fine with an ugly gf with a nice plappable arse, unfortunately there's not many of them on the go
Wish I was attractive
>>223743394you fear for them this season, you really do
jealous of his drug order, that shit was pure as it can get probably
>>223743379making you retarded is how God shows he loves you
>>223743394we are the tigers we are the tigers
Don't understand how unlikable you have to be to not have any friends. Even boring bastards have friends
>>223743339how's your zempic going?
>>223743416Our fans are all just praying that we beat Derby's points tally. Other than that, it's a case of enjoying it as much as we can as we're well aware that we've been promoted a year or two too early.
>>223743431I mean it’s pretty easy, don’t have a job and therefore have no reason to leave the house?
>>223743445ktim ktim
>>223743406Broke up with him when I showed her my confidence btw
>>223743406>that'll be $30
>>223743400i accept your concession
rorke being an unemployed terminally online racist until his mum sets him with a black girl from churchfast forward 15 years and he's an he's a figurehead of the lewisham caribbean community and works as an insurance executive in the city, with children in the training academies of each of london's great football clubs
if someone named Jon got gonorrhoea then it would be called Jonorrhoea
>>223743394Do have a soft spot for Hull, quite jealous you got Jen's hjerto Dahl, what are your thoughts on Pandur?
>>223743476now he goes around schools in lewisham explaining how "black pussy changed his life"
>>223743406she looks amazing and all dressed up and he looks like he's going to maccys
>>223743497
>>223743472ok incel
percocetmolly percocet
>>223743476this makes no sense, the churches are racially segregated
>>223743476you need to see a doctor about this
>>223743497This is happening to normies all day every day and I will NEVER have this
>>223743514I can't believe this guy is a real person
I am the nigga man it has to be said
I might be the worlds best liar I started lying when I was like 11 years old and I’ve been doing it ever since. I lie to anyone and everyone, some lies I have kept going for years.
mummy said i need to get a job
>>223743445Plenty of free events to go to being a bag of crisps a can of some juice and offer to the person that sits next to you and spark up a convo with them or wait for them to start talking to you
>>223743535not in lewisham>>223743539you need some black pussy
Everyone I know is having kids but me and my wife don't really want them. Is there something wrong with us? I feel like we're doing something wrong
if someone named Lee got sick you could say like poor lee (poorly)
>>223743532lincolnshire james bond
france sold percocets to argentina who used them to kill british seamen during the falklands war
>>223743579idgi
>>223743574get a black wife
>>223743594rip gav
>>223743423minimum order of 500?
>>223743574>I dont want kids but actually i dodo you speak like a retard irl too?
>>223743605Why?
>>223743594why can't the working class spell properly? phones even have autocorrect so there's no excuse
just can't stop gay porning myself
>>223743588This man is grifter
Reckon most people have kids because they are bored and don't have hobbies to fill their time
sat in my gay wanking chair I use for gay wanks
>>223743466£*
>>223743568Nigga literally what the fuck are you talking about? What planet do you live on? I always see shit like this on /adv/ “it’s easy dude just join a club!” Right there is 1 club in my area and it’s the fucking bowls club for OAPs so again what the fuck are you on about
>>223743634Lefties can't be grifters actually everything they say is sincere and rooted in truths and beliefs, only the right wing are grifters
>>223743618I doubt that
>>223743656in no. 10 north?
>>223743627theres no spelling error there
>>223743664Can see in his eyes he doesn't believe a word of what he's saying.
>>223743662Excuses pussy boy
>>223743673yeah. it's the gay wanking centre in reality
>Fifth heatwave of the year likely next week as temperatures could hit 35Cwintermongs in suicide watch
>>223743625she'll want to have loads of children
>mfw i spend £37.72 on a sandwich and a camden hells in shoreditch
>>223743598yeah so when someone's unwell they're poorlyand as sort of an expression of sympathy you might say "oh poor lee has the flu"and poorly sounds like poor lee
>>223743697You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in just 2 short months.
>>223743697hope plenty english die so the scots and welsh can inherit britain
>>223743690>Do xX doesn’t exist>stop making excuses pussy!!!Ok bro
>>223743723doesn't make sense
>>223743664he's a liberal
andy burnham: I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuckkeir starmer: show me your identification
>>223743733why would we die, we're not soft northern monkeys
stroking my gooncock to the thought of you shagging your wives and gfs
>>223743697Terrible news! Think of the women
>>223743723decent post
>>223743748cheers mateunfortunately mine has decided she doesn't want sex todayshe does want me to give her affection and dote on her thoughshan't be doing that given the lack of a reward
rorke commuting from lewisham to the City in 20 minutes via national rail while all the tube mongs are stood up boiling like sardines
>>223743735Fuck you you cunt you live in the UK and you can't have fun this is on you
>>223743662destroyed that delusional freak
>>223743790maybe you should leave her you cruel cold bastard
>>223743760nice looking lass. I'd be all over her after a singular pint
>>223743760>Mersham ihaveteriblenews
>>223743704But I don't want any
>>223743738grr
>>223743790>mine has decided she doesn't want sex todayhow do you know
>>223743820she'll convince you that you do and empower you to be a good father
>>223743497rum door that
>>223743760would
What is it called when you leave the beach?Shoreditch
life feels empty without Sir Keir Starmer hanging around now :(
>>223743855
>>223743855I don't get it please make an hour long YouTube video explaining this
black woman love meI remember when I was waiting for ages to get a refund on my smoothie at mcdonalds and a black woman asked me if I was ok and when I told her what was wrong she started shouting at the indian man behind the counter until he went over to the machine and gave me a refund
>>223743851>takes out a bag of cocaine
>>223743497barefoot in a public bathroom?
>>223743492He was good for us
>>223743887exact same thing happened to me no joke she also had sex with me after
>>223743742Same thing commie mong
>>223743895Afraid? Fool.
>>223743497Who is she? Sauce?
>>223743861his spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see he was right
black poo empire
>>223743497why is there a random toilet next to the sinks?
>>223743588Sir Boozeloving Paddycunt
Test
was unaware of how many old women were on Snapchat might have to get on that stilllll
get the perfect goon cock admired
>>223743912did she mate? I think I missed out on that part somehowI just went back to my mates and ate my burger without a smoothie
>>223743927its ai
I miss Michael the pichael
>>223743887Older African woman at the Tesco self check out are always nice to me
>>223743812"singular pint" has meme potential
can't believe how much I'm throwing my life awaydrinking most days and /brit/posting into the voidI'm poo
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Turns out this image was AI
>>223743934>why are there logical inconsistencies in this AI videowill you please get a clue
>>223743959thanks for the update
>>223743963unhelpful post that doesn't really explain things. can anybody else help please?
Would you rather sex up Lois from Family Guy or Francine from American Dad? Francine for me.
>>223743959Who is this woman
giwtwmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785882046699258.webm>>>/gif/30995594
>>223743976which one of those is the alien
Look at the STATE of it. This old Grammy is driving ridshare in the world's richest country
I'm "nigga" farming today in Minecraft
>>223743662This is actually so bloody trueI've got a bowls club and a coffee morning in my village. I actually went to the coffee morning a few times and it was all old ladies but they were very welcoming and I was able to help them pack away a lot quicker which they were grateful for, made me feel good. Don't really even like coffee though so probably not worth going for.
>>223743984
>>223743491
>>223743976obviously 'cine
>>223744007>
>>223743981cnn anchor kaitlan collins
>>223743997Neither? Mong. Go watch hentais
>>223743976Francine after she got acid attacked by that nigga in that episode where she gets acid attacked by a nigga
rorke's commute is 7 minutes on national rail from lewisham to london bridge
>>223744029fuck off don't tell him you cunt
>>223743984um
>>223744032You spend hours on youtube shorts every day.
>>223744005whhat does that meanx
>>223744040ok mate>>223744029>>223743981sorry lad. replied to the wrong post. carry on
>>223743934For taking a shit in innit
some little skidmark off here going to a coffee morning with a bunch of boomers made out of dead skin and werthers originals and offering them a pack of crisps before immediately bringing up mussolini
>>223744054bizarre projection
>>223744054only when im having a poo
>>223743934i believe its called avante garde
Mental how Arc Raiders was really fun and immersive for the first two weeks now I can't be arsed to play it whatsoever
>>223743497Why does the door merge back together once it has been closed?
>>223744054Odd post
Met a pre-op transman and he was really cute. His tummy looked really soft and I wanted to spaff on itAm i a gay
>>223744091its one of those fancy new star trek doors
>>223744091well you wouldn't want an unmerged door block it defeats the whole purpose
I have that radiant aura about me. People can't resist me.
>>223743746heatstroke. no water etc
>>223744072why would I offer them crisps?
I don't care if it's ai, it's hot as fuck
alright lads im going to make some bizarre dogshit posts let me turn on my vpn so i appear as a random foreign flag
Quiche in the ovenyummers
>>223744124sombody sugested it here to start convrosations
Bedpiss lad here. Just washed all the sheets and steamcleaned the mattress. Been about 2 weeks since I changed the bedding anyways so it was overdue anyways I reckon.
:/
>>223743942Donut on pussy x
>>223744146the original
well well well, look who it is
>>223744166what you pissed the bed for lad?
>>223744166good man
>>223744174Mid as fuck
Already had a wank to ebonies this morning but I think I’m going to need another
>>223744214grow up
>>223744180Had a bit too much of the scotch me. Wasn't the first time. Probably won't be the last.
>>223744174What a handsome woman.
>>223744196
>>223744174still wood
>>223744219Low test boomer irritated that someone can get an erection more than once a week
>>223744155epic
In your city faded off the brownNenoShe insists she got more assWe know
too many gay men
>>223744102Shag him?
Lads this is your reminder to hit the gym if you want birds to look at you this wayGet the reps in and protein ingested
>>223743984can't be good for you that
>>223744270spoils the bumhole?
>>223744227Ruggedly debonair.
>>223744290no gym for your face
>>223744290the guy in the video is a slob though
>>223744290There's no gym for your face
13 year old woman
>>223744290Even when I was working out all the time and had massive arms nobody ever looked at me like this
there's no gym for your face
One of the OG electronic tracksIs anyone old enough to remember this?https://youtu.be/sPG6OQy2iwI?si=4C5cDYSfeX21fOdV
leftypol the type of nigga to be laughing with his friends and softly say "i needed this"
>>223744312>>223744314there is thoughbeit
Luckily there is a gym for your personality. The gym is called life. Builds the most important muscle. Character.
>>223743312>>223743313lmao
Favourite Pink song? For me it's So What
Tanninglad here. Prime tanning season rn, hope you lads are taking advantage
>check new mrbeast video>competing for a mansion>black contestant destroys doors so someone destroys his room>immediately chimps out and smashes up the entire house>leaves the next dayBizarre individuals
rorke pretending he wouldn't make out with ickypeach in a heartbeat given the chance
my looksmatch would call the national guard if i approached heranyway all this incel chat is my cue to take a break from here
>check new mrbeast video
>>223744421Who?
>>223744426not for horses. get away
>>223744411U and Ur Hand. Also brutal looksmog.
>>223744424>national guardfoy
bloody bergs gone feral
>>223744371That's not the gym though that's more like ozempic
>>223744355scr
sheffield uni the best for journalism in the country
>>223744446
I had a gf even when I was fat, I still have stretch mark scars, one time she told me my tits were bigger than hers lol (not funny)
>>223744446get that equine freak
MrBeast get iPad Spiderman vs Elsa
>>223744471that's getting implanted abs
pizza hut ordered
Cody be like: I'm a gay nigga and I take that sausage
>>223744465never ever fucking post this utter fucking tripe again
Will start playing Polo in France soon
>>223744471not really. cosmetic surgery is a lot more analogous to exercise than to medication
>scrWhat does this even mean though?
>>223744505m8. It's designed to kill you
we smoking penises
fresh out the showertrenitoin and moisturiser onnew bed sheets straight out the washis there any better feeling?
>>223744489oh alright go on then pal
>>223744532spunking in a cage from a vibrator
should I give my sister £500 if she does well on her A levels?
there's no gym for your sexuality. oh wait
>>223744555Oh grow the fuck up
>>223744556what do you reckon she'll spend it on?
>>223744556bit pricey for an a level, suppose she is young gash
>>223744556thats your parents job
rorke's parents pretending they didn't see all the gay porn he downloaded on the family computer
>>223744582grow up
>>223744578I'm hoping she'll spend it on something to push up her arse
>>223744578Nights out probably she’s a normie unlike moi
*grows up**rapes you*
>>223744270this was at the gay club last night but too many of themand one girl i hit on said she had bf rip
jacket potato with tuna mayo and cheese, for the fifth night in a row? don't mind if i ruddy bloody do
rorke lamenting there are too many gays at the gay bar
>>223744657hate when you put a spud in the oven and it comes out lovely until you cut into it and it's mank on the inside
>>223744556put it in an ISA for her. she'll thank you in a few years. That's what I do for my nieces presents, £10 in the savings account for birthdays and christmas
My selfie.
Need to make 10k asap someone put me on
>>223744465needs to be turned into pig slurry
you should get more money for every failed a level since you''ll need it more
post rate drops to zero as we near the threshold of the newa veritable clutch of dogshit zingers lay pretyped in half a dozen clipboards, destined to be be ignored and scrolled past immediately
>>223744714>>223744556you've got a mouth and a bumhole, put them to use
>>223744714supremissy e/w at ayr 18:00
c notes by the layers, true fuckin players
>>223744690I’ve never had this happen, where are you getting your spuddingtons from
>>223744745Jump in da rova
>>223744732I never post zingers. just support posts like "haha yeah" and "good post"
>>223744772twink-coded /brit/posting behaviour
>>223744811>>223744811>>223744811>>223744811>>223744811
>come to end of mission>game crashes>progress wasn't savedreckon this is what kicked it all off 90 years ago y'know
>>223744795haha yeah
New>>223743089
>>223744754local farm shop
