roy edish
How 'bout this humidity?
I miss the old Kurt caz before he became a right wing grifter
sopranos autism is such a strange affliction
biomass outside smoking large quantities of marijuana at noon because they're unemployed bums
dystopian how there is a job market for women to use anime avatars as streamers and also act like virgins who have never had a boyfriend
if my mum dares to text me again i will throw my phone out of the window
>roy edish
>>223829831what position did he used to play?
3rd cup of tea is being contemplated
>>223829880on my fourth soon to be firth class of wineits not itme for tea this
hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself hate myself
they added 'lysa to fortnite
>>223829831>*hunts for freaks in the worst countries on earth*>AHA! I'VE FOUND THEM
>>223829850nowt wrong with a melchester thread m8
Everyone in the whole world hates me. I am constantly sick and in agonising pain.I am hideously ugly and scare people when I go outside.I have never known love or held a full time job.I have insomnia and sleep 6 hours a day, usually from 9 am - 3 pm.I'm poor as shit and can't afford any help with my conditions and the NHS also wont help me.Why exactly shouldn't I end my life? Only think stopping me is not wanting to upset my parents or pet dog.
remember this
shark
>>223829916she was beggin it
>>223829938didn't read a word of this
>>223829938Thats not an excuse, is it
right
>>223829916no idea who this is
>>223829941yes lol
migo dem
>>223829931it’s eddy norton thread now matei don’t make the rules
>>223830006sexy miko
>>223829938Explore your perks with Shell GO+
>>223829913ktim
it is wednesday my dudes
time for a lord maria wank
>>223829938ktim except i'm healthy good looking gainfully employed well rested just a bit sad and lonely
miggaaa
need to do something that isn't refreshing /brit/ over and over
my harddrive is totally full what the flip
in a hotel on Friday which is a one hour drive from where i live. cant just drive home though no i have to spend the night and pay for it
>>223829974neymoo o hexa
>>223830078get some money
>>223830095love a hotel me enjoy it lad do a poo etc
>>223830078do what i do and tab out then come back and find everyone moved on to the new already and then realise you cba so you just do literally anything else
>>223830078perhaps give the bathroom a clean
>>223830075
>>223830078use auto refreshyou'll do nothing (haha get it)
>>223830078change your smelly sheets
Wine is rather nice tbf
wanking my willy over and over
>want to get my haircut before the weekend>work until 5>barbers close at 6just not gonna make it am i?
>>128690823insane find
>>223830177ok
>>223830233Never reply to me again
scream
>>223830248ok sorry
>>223830133yeah i do enjoy them too it will be nice. just the idea that my car is there ready to be driven home in the night when the roads are empty and i'd be back before i knew it, but i gotta stay anyways. but annoying
need pinning down and shagging
Y'all remember tizer??
>"Shota" most commonly refers to a Japanese anime and manga trope depicting young, cute, or prepubescent male charactersniga what
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>223830304got scared for a second there
some hostels accommodate more mature guests; this one felt very young. I was in a 6 woman dorm, but a couple (both female) was sharing a bed, whispering among themselves until late in the night. At 1:30 AM, a girl was yelling into her phone in the hall, sitting right outside our door, that ‘Nick wants to have (intercourse) with me in the shower without a rubber’. The floor was sticky because of a spill, not sure how often this place gets cleaned.
>>223830280why have you got to
>>223830304for me it's straight shota
>>223830366going to a meal for my dad's birthday
>>223830392hope its good
>>223830415thanks lad
mindraped by cartoons
is this an appropriate support animal to take to the enby hairdressers
>>223830304and they get molested by older women. it's very common
>>223830443Absolutely
>>223830210>5 years ago>Bitcoin is the future, investing in it now will be the wisest thing to do especially with the current rise in bitcoin bitcoin hardly beat out keeping your money in a regular savings account over the last 5 years. it fell off hard
I suffer as someone who wants milf hentai non shota
>>223830488shant
i do NOT want to see horrible videos thank you
Still chortling from that ai summary of whether or not Diego was done earlier. Truly one of anons ai masterpieces, like that one lad who had trained his to come up with excellent Brit posts. You love to see it.
>>223830431triggers your ocd every time
>>223830495Don't worry it's just Japanese lady in a bulb
>>223830488>friend, friend look herejust let him die in peace ffs
>>223830445GIWTWM
haven't seen the old man wanking for a while
fanny shmelar is the evilest incel in whole brit
>>223830431he's not wrong thoughbeit
In the sewer all alone
>>223830520right well its not
>>223830553That's my home
>>223830431
Got the jobbergs applied for
>>223830622how old is he you reckon?
>>223830590amerigod
>>223830512this one?
watching farming videos and wonder why they get to live and work in paradise every day while I suffer in a post industrial northern shithole
had an absolute banger of a post to make but I forgot what I was going to say ffs
not gore i promisehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786418320387571.mp4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GODOH GOD YOU MADE ME CUMOH GOD HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAATHANK YOU
was a mental period in /brit/ history this>>223825359>>223825581
wearing nigger shoes atm
>>223830513accused another posted of being heatherpaedo award
ruby granger is a genius, i respect youtubers they're the used car blaggers and paid by commission commission salesmen of the modern age. they know exactly how to work mongs
sir pamperchu
bit drunk
>>223830680tfw no nugget gf
>>223830702
Gentlemen.Clearing out my attic.I have found two items.Item 1: James Bond and Barbie, box unopened, very rare, very shaggable.Item 2: Various Arsenal tops, including two that are signed from players including former superstars Emmanuel Eboue and Manuel Almunia. Largely child sized as I was smaller 16 years ago.What do you lads reckon I can get for these vintage classics?Let's start the bidding at £1000.
>>223830747how is it so small
>>223830757however much you get, take the cash, and get yourself down to b&q for a tin of emulsion for those walls
anyone have back story to this?>>>/gif/31025166
>>223830747had genuinely forgotten some of these>>223825659>>223825691>>223825736>>223825766>>223825877
>>223830788
>>223830800seek help
right thats the bottle of wine finishedbedtime for me
wonder if Tim still talks like he did in his videos back in the day or if the pills they got him on keeps him munted
russell jack
>>223830820yeah i'm seeking help... to find the back story
>>223830680hate how mp4s dont play when you hover over them like webms
>>223830747Scrombobulating
>>223830853works for me. hope you are not using 4chan without 4chan-x lil bro
>>223830827he talks occasionally, quiet but still stunted
>>223830840how the fuck would anyone here know the back story to some random gore video
>>223830757You're a gooner?
>>223830840why the hell would anyone here knowwhy not ask your fellow freaks in the thread where that was originally posted
>>223829916reckon if she didn't have the racoon hair no one would have noticed her
>>223830884>>223830898usually people do. some real sleuths around here. that's why i'm axing.
>>223830908heatherpaedo
>>223830908kill yourself
>>223830827>>223830877so he supposedly fell while on a walk, since then hes been almost bedbound and in hospital and then a care home
>>223830720 dont think i did actually
he's only axing
>>223830931burdenmaxxing
>>223830921no>>223830929no>>223830944yes
I'm all right
>>223830931a likely cover story made up by the same people who set up the construction work job. they put him in a home to silence him
any rare pepes in
>>223830944*he only axing
thats me signed up to the octopus saving session tomorrow during the solar 'clipsean hour of energy on sunday on for free
>>223830931as soon as they sent him home from the first hospital stay he pretended to fall again so he would go backat the suggestion of a twitter reply lol
lemme axe you a question
feeling particularly awful tonight x
Police were just here to arrest the Indian man who got evicted after destroying his house whilst nude at midnight a week ago. Retarded state, ultra liberal, won't keep anyone in jail or the ward until they kill someone.
post slags with cute faces
burn local
>>223830488>oih estas bien?Are you ok?I appreciate your expressed concern regarding my physical condition. Your immediate attention has highlighted the seriousness of my current situation. As you may have observed, I appear to have been bisected, and the location of the remainder of my body is presently unknown to me. Furthermore, the action of utilizing your mobile device for recording purposes rather than initiating a call for assistance suggests a potential misalignment in your assessment of my well-being.
>>223831018b
>>223830353me and the missus
this is how it feels
>>223831018Where’s the cute face?
>>223831013me too. parents are away and always feel awful when I'm alone.
I'm garn stare directly at the solar eclipse tomorrow and nobody can stop me x
Dripping water wears down the stone.
>>223831063Here it is
>>223830899nah she has vibe
scottish witch from house of the dragon probably has a massive cock
Planes.
>>2238311084 at best
trains
>>223831077only cornwall and channel islanders can see it tho??
just learned that it's very common for males in asia to wear makeup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2MqQ_uNIY
hi bruh
>>223831169
could never fly a plane me. cant see clearly past my own nose
'za down the 'atch
>>223831134Green shirt on right is much cuter
>>223831196good ladTuesday is 'zza night x
>>223831183they fly themselves now
>>223831178looks like my oblivion character with 50 pounds of extra fat
The tree sheds its leaves in the autumn. Nature prepares for winter's rest.
could never fly planes me. they just fly themselves instead
>>223831169call me sir
Sharia patrol when no one's peeking ;)
>>223831211be seeing you
remember when two anons argued about whether the synchronicity of the tit jiggles and strobe light pattern were intentional or merely coincidental here >>223831108
>>223831232
>>22383115190% where I live. Better than nowt I suppose.
Its like a bad movieShes looking through meIf you were me then you'd beScreaming shoot meAs I watch the girl all the bad guys want
>>223831269that is safe to look at then have fun mate
>>223831261leaked footage of Diego going to pray
>>223831232fugging shit roargin
>>223831154They look so pretty
dunno why staring at the ABSENCE of sun is bad
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
>>223831240fankfully i missed that bit of autism lad
>>223831115not a fan of the russian ones
>>223830512
>>223831308flobert
>>223831351Krindzh
The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.
hardstyle never dies... hardstyle is for life... we keep jumping!!!!
>>223831326do women actually like this shit? or is it all benders
>>223831269just read a bbc forecast, I'm by the tyne. don't trust the weather forecast. I expect we'll get cucked. the rivers have it out for us, evaporation and that
>>223830658
ffs
>Harry Potter star ‘earns more on OnlyFans in one year than her entire acting career’where are the leaks?
leftypol screaming that we deserve this because of colonialism
>>223831108first thing I noticed was her tummy x
>>223831070fucking grow up
>>223831419domo arigato mister autismo
all for the proletariat kill the richthat's all that matters
diego doesn't even existu've been done
>>223831377i mean they are just useless outside of video games and propaganda fantasies where supermanoeuvrability actually makes sense
>>223831456she was essentially an extra
>>223831456simpcity
>>223831398Kpop boy bands are primarily popular with women, including a lot of white women from our country.
>>223831458why is he dressed like a waiter
A lion chased me up a tree, and I greatly enjoyed the view from the top.
babysitting a poo
he paid google for gemini pro to 'analyse' diego btw lmfao fucking sad freak
I'm Chinese
off to shower my bbc ok bye
off to a random thread on a random board to post 'poo', you guys don't appreciate me
>>223831531who the fuck doesn't have an ai subscription these days lmao
>>223831531No, this is Google search ai. Google search ai looks nicer
When a wise man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger.
:(
AI only cares about maximising usage mate, it's programmed to agree with you unless you straight up call for murder, rape, etc.
cor check out the finger on that wise man
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
>>223831574sad x
englishers cant even use WATER haha, thank god im scottish
>>223831356Done-ing Kruger effectROARING
>>223831557me. why would I need one
the invite is a terrible movie. why are they trying to play it for realism and also for sitcom laughs. thats only the way seth rogan knows how to get a laugh
NEW>>>/hm/2712387>>>/hm/2712387>>>/hm/2712387
>>223831458that's women done
>>223831645
like a fucking mouldy cocktail sausage
Tucker Carlson interviewed Hunter Biden for 2 hours, and didn't even ask him about fucking his 14 year old niece on camera. Wtf.
>>223831592
>actress who played Dawn Tinsley in original UK version of The Office reveals she has terminal breast cancer Big oof
>>223831573catberg does this when i point to his food
>>223831645ngga got a gangrenous willy
One word.Women.That is all.
>>223831697Alternatively, virgin
>>223831678catberg the fool
>>223831668doubt hunter would have let him shag her they probably arranged it after the cameras cut
test
I'm not normal
life sucks and then you die
When the wind blows, the grass bends.
>>223831704actually im the fool for expecting him to know the difference between the finger and thing its pointing at
Play Team Fortress 2
>>223831704my cat doesn't have the intellect of a jewmore so the intellect of a muslimwe call him catmed
when the wind sucks, the grass cums
When the wind blows, diego's bent
'i have had sex before'- me on opposite day
when the whistle blows
>>223831501Korean and Chinese women like men who look like anorexic teenage lesbians/ twinks with a full face of make up. Its weird.There's was actually mass outrage culminating in thousands of death threats and terror threats in China a couple months ago about this. Why?Because a gacha game aimed at mainland Chinese female incels full of sexy boy characters introduced a new character with a modicum of a jawline and without a cripplingly impossible twink body/ anorexia."Very masc" compared to the other characters but still extremely effeminate compared to any irl men.The Chinese femcel playerbase decided that must mean the character is gay and also worried it would attract gay men to play the game....
well thats bradley poster ratted to the janny for posting gore on a blue boardgoodbye bradley poster. no more bradleys
only 386 paydays until retirement
>>223831755/brit/ is an overwatch general
>>223831771is he alright
>>223831812thats why you need to be retirementmaxxing today
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon or star.
>>223831813>overwatchoverwhelmingly negative recent reviews on steam rn. any clue why?
>>223831712SCREAMING
>>223831813Yeah trueAbout to finish my placements xxx
got my willy stuck up my bum
did he actually scream at that do you reckon
>>223831771the biomass lives when sliced in half like a worm
>>223831837overwatch fans are all mentally ill freaks
>>223831857his neighbourbergs will be seething
>>223831857no, he's sat alone in a dark room staring blankly at the screen
>>223831812not working that long. i refuse
>>223831797women like attractive men yeah
Do you think they will enforce a lockdown for heat waves/climate change?
>>223831797post a pic of this character im curious
>>223830800found it>"During the initial interrogation, Ratan admitted that Ratan killed Iqbal over a dispute over the theft of oil from the Shatabdi filling station. He and Iqbal worked on the night shift. Iqbal used to steal oil from the pump every day and sell it. Iqbal was caught by Malik while stealing this oil. But even though Ratan was not at fault, the deceased Iqbal accused him of stealing oil. Later, Malik misunderstood Ratan. The pump owner slapped him in the incident. Ratan was humiliated by this. This angered him. In this incident, the sister of the deceased Iqbal Hasan, Mosha. Sadia Khatun, filed a murder case with the Bogra Sadar Police Station on Monday."
screaming at 60 decibels
>>223831893No Why would I think that
>The Royal Navy has stripped internet connectivity from a fleet of K3 Scout surveillance drones after cameras were found sending signals to China.>A routine cyber vulnerability assessment uncovered so-called heartbeat communications passing between the drones' cameras and an IP address located in China.>Kraken Technology Group, the British defence contractor that supplied the K3 Scout drones, sourced the cameras from a third-party manufacturer based overseas.>The company had reportedly given assurances about the security of those components before they were ever fitted onto the vessels.>The government has promised to make defence purchasing "unashamedly pro-Britain," yet the case shows how deeply Chinese-made components remain embedded in British-labelled military hardware.
not eaten in half a week yet im still bloated like a hog and shitting all the timewhat the fuck is wrong with me???
'fuck off you fucking cunt'- Sir Ricky Gervais
>>223831923got that thing starving african babies have
>>223830800Quite a humane death really
>>223831917>Kraken Technology GroupYeah more like cracked
>>223831837Because it's shite innit
>>223831917W china
>>223831893no because it's a meme
>>223831902Ratan you silly sausage
on that berlin techno shit in my lonely incel room
heathermong was always a little freak he used to be obsessed with that suicide website and terminal cancer youtubers, cunt rolled the worst kind of autism
Signs and symbols rule the world, not words nor laws.
>>223831837You know they sort them by region now, right? In England it's mixed. Wouldn't be a thirdie on a VPN would you?
>>223831996heatherposter's gimmicks are pure satire you wouldn't get it and you spam missing children you freak
>>223831574fuck :(
got the amazon prime don't I might watch that Chrissy Nolan Batman trilogySaw Oppenheimer about a fortnight ago and it was stupendous. Reckon I got the Nolan fever.
eclipse will be about 95% here x
>>223831995pies in your mouth like they do in berlin
tattoo ink clog them lymph nodes mhmmm xx
>>223831917
>>223832052In England it's mixedsimply isn't I'm more English than you and it says negative
>>22383208099.9 here
mother just dropped another cuntnuke
still don;'t get why staring into the absence of sun is bad
>>223831771fucking hell, those pained screams :(
>Saw Oppenheimer about a fortnight ago and it was stupendous
>>223832127she put us all in mother prison in cuntanamo gay
why can't gays just say she looks good
miss being a coomer on /sp/ during the world cup
>>223832164thats all youve got to be nostalgic about?
>>223832078only thing ive used amazon prime for other than fast shipping is watching the man in the high castle like 5 years ago because it was actually decent /pol/ kino in the first couple seasons
>>223832154no idea what this meansare you insulting me or sucking my cock?either way fuck you
>>223832188>>223832188>>223832188
>>223832164sorry, are you implying that you find this mid brown bitch attractive enough to "goon" over
>>223832189yeahI'm 2 months old
>>223831489NAFO cope tbqh
>>223831846s
