see what he's done there is he's posted a peter
hey peter
try not to make a thread all at once please
Dad making me watch cruising again ffs
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
feeling tiredthink the eclipse is draining my energy or something
>>223852055that's peter griffin from the cartoon 'family guy'
>>223852105my bad
>>223852105what's your problem you little foreign cunt
>>223852114
Jeets go to delusional lengths to convince themselves that white people are OK with them.
Comfort game sky dem
warning don't look at the sun
>>223852105Czech porn is top tier.
fuck off bill gates
>>223852133ok
>>223852133Bit like Malaponte isn't it
The time of maximum coverage will vary across the country with Scotland seeing the first signs of this astronomical spectacle.The peak times are as follows:19:06 - Edinburgh19:07 - Newcastle-upon-Tyne19:08 - Belfast19:09 - Hull19:10 - Manchester and Glasgow19:11 - Norwich and Birmingham19:13 - London19:14 - Southampton, Bristol and Cardiff19:15 - Cornwall
Might go on holiday to Israel
just ban the sun
>another sun eclipsei thought there was only one for like 5840545 years?
>>223852147ive had this for ages dont know if its bad or not
Youtube recommended this, thought it was going to be about modern Britain 2bh
>>223852117Erm
>>223852171the next one isn't for 66 years and we'll all be dead then
/x/ is the most interesting board on 4chan and its not even close
5 /brit/s Jeremy??
>>223852192think this is completely false but I agree
>>223852171ye my mandela effect is everyone saying in 1999 this only happens every 100 years or at least itll happen somewhere but wont come back to britain in my lifetime
>>223852191im positive i heard this exact thing a couple years ago for the last supposedly rare eclipse
>>223852154thanks mate
Right that's my blackout blind deployedSunberg can do fuck all to me
team octopus, remember to switch off the leccy between 6pm and 8pm!
hope my catberg doesn't look at the sunhe's out playing :/
they're in their crop tops and shorts
Many Indians lack individuality and regularly speak in hive mind pluralities.Saar our ‘community’ runs things, we make many apps, we have highest <stat> in median.Only a complete nobody talks like this 24/7. I do not give a shit what other white people earn; they are not me.
Got the eclipse live special on the bbc news channelAdorable pajeetress showing us her blue peter cereal box effort for a pinhole viewer
Can't imagine him having much success on the apps
>>223852286ok
We at /brit/ eagerly await the return of white dog shit to our streets
messi just an herod on cam saying life was worthless after jorge died
>>223852150>>223852297>>>/toy/11874503
Got me glasses for the eclipse and it lush x
>>223852288this is what malaponte thinks he sees in the mirror
>>223852302What is the scientific explanation for this and its disappearance?
Mad how yanks come here, shit out a boring essay into the thread and then instantly start working on the next one
>>223852312Why did you cross post to a random /toy/ thread? You're wacky
>>223852288Wonder how many beatings it took till he ran off to join the aryan brotherhood
Got them Hawkstone lagers on tap too x
she sucked my dick and made the whole thing disappear. call that a boner eclipsesorry that was rubbish
>>223852332think he's just pasting reddit comments for some bizarre reason
>>223852328They used to add a lot of bone meal to keep costs downDogs can't digest all that calciumVoila, white dog poo
If you talk negatively about India, jeets often say the government is corrupt and excuse the average Indian for the state of the country.However when people complain about jeet invasion, suddenly this consideration is out the window, they pretend locals invited them in, etc.
My penis about to be eclipsed by your mum's arsehole
>>223852315Malaponte is the one your mother doesn't suck off, that's how we can tell them apart
on amazon looking at maid outfits and dildos again
>>223852356Not on tap though, are they
>>223852357>sorry that was rubbishtalking about your willy, are you?
what i just did there is spread nutella on a tortilla wrap, then rolled it up and ate it
>>223852357just wanted to flex did you
>>223852359Thanks wasn't expecting it to be that simple
India is the pedophile capitol of the world and illiteracy is so bad that Indians forgot how to read text on their temples until a British guy deciphered it and taught Indians how to read again.America has poor illiteracy because millions of blacks and illegals cannot read.
>>223852370kinky but im sure your gf will love it
>>223852353Those aren't AB tattoos
>>223852379You're welcome x
i'm sat in the sun and it's not that hot. 32c pussy shit
she wanna make her son disappear so I sold her the clips
rorkes willy is rubbishrorkes willy is rubbishrorkes willy is rubbish
>>223852314Where did you buy those?
>>223852055Here's the closest thing we've gotten to a debate between Farage and Binface,https://metro.co.uk/2026/08/12/count-binface-nigel-farage-quizzed-ahead-clacton-by-election-29350544/Remember, people of Clacton; you save tax payers £350,000 by voting for Binface so that you don't have to pay for another by-election.
>>223852225reckon you had a happy meal in your ear or summat
>>223852339its 190s le wacky gimmick. he's so epic and funny
>>223852384Im single though
fuck off yanks
Got no glasses or cardboard boxes
>>223852105bizarre outburst
Jeets exemplify this:- cheap labor- come from fraud capitol of world- horrifically bad at tech- dumb enough to believe they are smart- recursively import dumber family members- transform neighborhoods into Hindu ghettos- sue locals for things like “smell discrimination”
SOLAR ECLIPSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
flies like buzzing round me and they're attracted to me because i'm a champion of nurgle
>>223852453okay cool shut the fuck up about jeets
>>223852435same. no point trying to find a spot to see it really. i'll just experience everything going dark for a minute from the comfort of my home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKRxvDl-vMi curse this world
>>223852435blud worse off than a tramp
the world would be a much better place if malaponte was thrown into a woodchipper
This is your last chance (in this country) for 64 years lads!
get the eclipse stared at
you lot remember this onehttps://youtu.be/-dtmRmOHK78
sweet dreams are made of peas
>>223852489well i don't need to watch it now i've seen this
>>223852498me doing that to her bumhole
got a cock up my arse
sweet dreams are made of bbc
you cunts better not even think about looking at it if you haven't got the glasses
>>223852518strange and disturbing lie
>okay cool shut the fuck up about jeets
>>223852453
>>223852518on a whim?
>>223852511I'm just going to watch what catberg does bet it freaks her the fuck out
>>223852529just a peek should be fine surelytwo at most
they invented that glasses shit so you dont get powers by looking directly at it
>>223852498lol yes dead funny that
test
Is pozzedloads lad in?
It’s pronounced “yaoi”, Snake.
>>223852529got ma sunnies
>>223852557test successful welcome to the filter
>Bumble fully ends 'Women Message First' rule after 66% of women say they'd rather men make the first movechange of plan lads
yank melting down about indians in the british general erm what's that all about then
lewis carroll was the original british nonce
>>223852570>welcome to the filtermy favourite track off wish you were here
made me pinhole box for the eclipse and it's cloudy ffs
>>223852588kek ridiculoustheir first message was always 'hey' anyway
might join the black parade
got my window open and the frogs are fucking screaming tonight they must be fuckin like crazyyyy
>>223852588Not like they did anything other than say "hi" anywayStill up to the man to kick start any conversation
love american women are lovely and should have english bfs
Many independent demographers and analysts argue that China's official population figures are over-reported. Critics claim Beijing inflates numbers by over 100 million people to mask the severe, rapid impact of the former one-child policy and to project geopolitical strength
>>223852621what if you were the one incel frog
>>223852638maffs in skewl
just closed my eyes and experienced an eclipse
>>223852642pepe innit
Can I look at the eclipse with normal sunglasses?
>>223852591pretty sure all the tarqs were nonces then he was only differentiated by his taste for girls rather than boys
FUCK OFF CLOUDSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>223852589one unwanted poster from an ex-colony complaining about another unwanted poster from an ex-colony
did i miss it
>>223852591no evidence he ever did anything thoughever
>>223852642its porbablyall one big slippery pile innit i doubt any exist
>>223852632Alri Peter Zeihan
>>223852662No>>223852681Yea :/
round 41 on bo3 nacht der untoten sololooking dicey
>>223852679TROLL RIVER
>>223852632>over 100 millionso they're still at 1.3 billion then right
>>223852477nice
>>223852654whats a pepe??
Shut yo bitch ass up
you lads hear that looking at a solar eclipse for a second permanently adds an inch to your willy size?
theyre not joking about looking directly into the sun. that shit hurts
>>223852638imagine getting a blowie from this
>>223852698bit scary
>>223852679Beautiful lovely clouds have enveloped my desert wasteland after 2 straight weeks of ungodly heat. I'm toasting the clouds today, sun can go get bent I'll not watch it do it's tricks today
>>223852687ye theyre all writhing around but not all will get their willy wet
Fucks sake
>>223852727
>>223852710neck and neck with us now basically
>>223852727cockmogs me
thumbing pizza shapes up my arse like someone reloading a pistol magazine
>>223852727ktim
>>223852727he doesnt deserve her :(im twice as big as him and hes using her...nOoOOOOO~!
cleaned the air fryerit now smells like it is circulating fart gas out its cheeky vent at the top
right well
>>223852732literally me
HERE WE GO ECLIPSE TIME
we're only getting a really minor eclipse here, can't even see the difference. we had a full solar eclipse a couple of years ago and it was honestly one of the most spectacular things i've even seen in my life
albanian drug dealer called tonibler
sunberg will pay for his crimes
its night time here
spag bole
nowt happening
its still light outside?
Amerikkkans be like: please pray for my son braxton rameriez Washington III who died from drowning after jumping off the USS George Floyd after his third meal of moldy quesdillias
SHADOWS CREEPING IN I CAN SEE IT IN REAL TIME
already got ai to write a PIP referral for retina damage due to prolonged sun gazing
did a wank to britney spears in a certain video earlier
its all kicking off at avebury lads just seen a druid shaking his arse
me tricking the sun by using my shield like odysseus when he fights medusa
just seen a massive nigger in the sky!
Gay is okay
wonder if seasidemark will look at it unprotected
>>223852843S
Just look straight at it lads, don't believe the wussy liberal propaganda
>>223852816>>223852843>>223852848bizarre and hurtful lies
>>223852771Hello friend
my eyes hurt
>solar eclipse underway>still bright outsidenice one leftypol im going back to bed
>>223852871Drinking my bleach to protect my eyes from sun covid
any good then? not here for 10 mins
>>223852418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEsaRKZ0gp4
during the full eclipse, all the birds and animals went completely silent, it was a really weird feeling. and then to have it go so dark. it must have been terrifying in the past when people didn't know what it was
Need to get in a good workout today, feeling pudgy and soft
Sir Solar Eclipse
doing stuff to my arse
how I b slidin into dms frfr
>>223852925epic
can't see anything it's too bright
>>223852570
@nonayneveragainI'm in a country called the UK now a shadow of it's former self ENGLAND is no more thank you LABOUR AND TORIES
count bloody binface!!
>>223852925Hello, yes. I’d like two cabs please one going to Catford, and one separate one going in a completely different direction, to Balham.
>>223852288black women will be wet for this guy
having diarrhea during the eclipse lol
just caughed twice and sneezed once
a cannae see
farm animal bergs going to sleep cause they think it's night time daft twats
Digits and the eclipse heralds the return of Giga Nigga and a thousand years of darkness
far-right provocateur 'Count Binface'
>>223853004be quiet please
>>223853004that's not a good sign...
did the moon partially block the sun and darken the sky did it?
>>223853009
>>223852288women run towards dangerous looking men like flies do to shit
190 will return at the peak of the eclipse
>>223852977it's a disgrace!
>>223853000its not an eclipse for you. its only for us
>>223852288>6ft 2looks like a midge desu
>>223852998head like a fucking hershey's kiss
>>223853014s
what ever happened to 190?
>>223853034it's amazing and quite beautiful, don't be such a grump
>>223853063bagberdge
Seriously can't handle work when it's boring and slow. Only marginally better than when it's stressful
Sister just asked if I saw the last eclipse in 1999I was alive for 2 months of 1999. Spaz.
>>223853082cute post
>>223853037Disregard everything everything we were taught about women. Think of them of them as deeply hypocritical and being ruled by their base instincts to mate with the most primal male they can find
Might go for a little walky
>>223852288>straight highly, highly doubt
>>223853087She fit?
>>223853063get his sett blockedget him gassed out with phosphorusget his cubs euthanised with a rock to the head
>>223853102Might take you up on that
>>223853054looks like you're having crow for tea
>>223853057FOY>>223853087FOLC
>>223853108No and she's 15
The woke mob won't stop me from looking directly at the sun
>>223853097just like men then
>>223853120I'll get you your lead x
>>223853122why's it in latin
>>223853122you the lad that lives in sydney, canada?
>>223853087reckon shes had bbc inside her before? ever wank to the idea of her having a mixed race baby?
>>223853140due to woke
south africa to argentinawhy does he do it? attention?
Anglo-Saxons are the closest things to superhumans, their contribution to the world is simply unmatched.Therefore we must lament the pollution of Celtic blood into the British gene pool that drag us all down and destroy our reputatory valor.
>>223853122did you guys get the full one a couple of years?
>>223853112all highly illegal under the badger protection act 1992
Neighbours are in their garden so now I feel silly going out to sit in my garden to see the eclipse with a cereal box
>>223853148Oh grow up you fat spaz
Lads are you alright? I've heard British women been be difficult looking, but really?!
>>223853087i was on my third divorce in 1999
the sun is desapearing lads
>>223853184it's called a sunset because its nearly night time
concluded my research into canada and its lowkey a chill place like a more rugged US but with chill vibes
Anyone else ere eating good today
"one you'll work for me" aah comment imagine if he got heemed like that british boy
>anglo saxonsliterally didnt do shit until maybe 1600
>>223853140we're fancy>>223853141yup! >>223853173i think the highlands did. i remember people driving up to meat cove
the eclipse is a gay threeway between the sun the moon and the earth and the cocks are the rays of light traveling between them
>>223853172anglo-saxons>>223853148also anglo-saxons
>>223852314Did not know you swung that wayhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85276223/#85281444
>>223853128I mean that's why there's 9 billion humans on planet earth, and also why zoomers don't have sex. A generation raised online by the algorithm have no raw primal sexual energy about themselves that could possibly draw a female.
>>223853214most historically informed paki
>>223853184will it be coming back
I don't like this
>>223853180Girls here used to look like that. He's pretty good with makeup though, and now I'm worried that the girl I like is a guy... Or has aids...
>>223853213you really fucked this up didnt you
>>223853180how could he have known?
>>223853141fun fact about cape breton: it's the first place in the new world that flew st. george's cross
>>223853184man in a suit
>>223853180i know a couple of trans women that i think are sexy but i dont like sex especially not with a bumhole
>>223853248>knowing his namem8..
>>223853245>but what about the wooden forts mate!
私は明日四時におきます
>>223853123we had kisses in the uk
>>223853184From time immemorial, man has always wanted to blot out the sun
there is no dark side of the moon reallymatter of fact it's all dark
>>223853267yea i did. not a nerd you see but i do work for one
just had the results back from the doctor
>>223853289你再也不该醒过来了。
>>223853293still waiting for mine…
sat here by the big windows and didn't notice anything don't think it worked where i am
moon you big fat bastard get out of the way
>>223853288astounding how you're still alive
>>223853263Suck his willy as a test. If he likes it, he's gay
>>223853289ブログを続ける
no eclips where i am
>>223853174which is bollocks by the way. badgers cuck farmers and have their way with their land straight under their noses and the swc farmers are powerless to do anything because of this actjust another way the government works against the common man
>>223853227No fucking way ha ha
why you waiting for the moon to get between us the sun nigga just close you eyes
>>223853341I would
pooing again but this time there's a lot of blood because of all the blood falling out of my vagina you see there's blood passing through my vagina which is now all over the toilet haha
wish I didn't stare directly into the sun just then
>>223853279what if it's your bum hole being the sex
gaming
right well here it go, this is it
my friend ben moved to the isle of wightwonder what he's doing down there
>>223853375heavens no already have to deal with this >>223853370 from my arse
>>223853368After he's finished you can gain the upper hand and shout AHA you're gay. I've proven it.
can I squint at the sun
Lovely and warm out. They're lying about this eclipse.
if i were a boat bamei'd be using this eclipse bollocks to blame for raping a woman
I certainly was in the right
Just ate some macciesGot a 5 dollar box me
>>223853414Eeeeeeeee
>>223853399still light and sunny outside mine
Still curious and mad about the spade tat
>>223853424asian cultural appropriation
>>2238534325 dollars gets you 1/2 of a nugget here
found a d-dollarfound a d-dollarfoundin the woods
me rn
>>223853424you can't
>>223853399Nice knowing you lads
>>223853289nobody uses japanese numerals blud
>>223853227Need the solar eclipse to hide Sean's gaping arsehole
>>223853355knew an ecologist who believes that badgers don't really give cows tuberculosis and it's a conspiracy by the farmers and that the majority of badger roadkill is actually from farmers killing them and dumping the bodies. don't know what to believe quite frankly
>>223853337>>223853337>>223853337
just to be clear, the sun WILL shoot a laser directly at anybody who looks at it
staring directly at the sun through binoculars
Reporters on the ground speaking in increasingly loud and urgent voices>>223853427What if this triggers something in them and they all rob rape and murder? What then?
>>223853493playing this now but i cant now because its too light out so i cant see the screen which is really dark
should be allowed to shoot feral children on sight, saw some tart who couldnt have been older than 15 spit in a womans face who was holding her toddlers hand.its out of control
>>223853454Was 5.42 with tax Came with a mc chicken sandwich 4 nuggetsSmall friesAnd a small drink
>a total of 70 people reported loss of vision following the eclipse in 1999think we'll be okay with a wee peek
>>223853523you just need to slap them but nobody will even do that
I know a gay brit named Sean but he's not like that ffs. What's wrong with him to do that?
>>223853218meat cove looks beautiful. funny name but i like the straightforwardness
Astronomers going mental fucking hell
>>223853486Both wearing reebok pumps
someBODY
sun just came up and raped me
>birds stop tweeting hopefully soon because they won't stfu right now
>>223852056>>223852056>>223852056
a cheeky peek x
>>223853612is it those fucking 'keetstheyve been on a mad one here the past few weeks
