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first for futacock
got clipper oil all over my eye
honestly doesn't even feel bad, my eye feels lubricated
I was watching a Finnish documentary series on NEETs, and I was surprised at the video games that they were spending all of their time playing. One guy played modded GTA: San Andreas multiplayer pvp, and another guy spent all day playing modded Skyrim. Those seem like odd choices to shut yourself away from society for
also learned hair clipper can in fact cut your skin
Ho magnat tropp'assaje I can't even move I ate so much and I still have 3 hours of work left. Never pigging out for lunch again, especially in this heat. Ugh I just want to take a nap
>>223853966
>>223854439finnish and brazillians are blood brothers
shut the FUCK up, dishitfano
terrone?
also while cleaning the clipper a bunch of hair trimmings from my long dead father came out of it
I wish the terms introvert and extrovert were never invented
>>223854466We both got dub 6sVery nice bro
>>223854476
>>223854576today's wednesday thoughever
>>223854603I'm excited for next Monday already
>>223854603It's Monday somewhere in the world
remember that israeli who used to post with the ethiopian VPN
Serious, someone call a doctor I had bbq boneless chicken chunks, a vag if Cheese Fix Munchies, some cookies, a plate of sushi and a Caesar salad. I can't feel my legs.
>>223854570What about ambivert?
>>223854651>>223854651that's FK
>>223854651That was just FK, you'll notice when he's not here neither is the Ethiopian
What about Omnivert
>>223854690>a vag if Cheese FixAre you ok...
I hate evil
>>223854741See? SEE! I'm done for
I coulda been a contender
>>223854835but you are cumtender
I need a busty serving wench gf
>>223854835you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Play Salieri
is Mamdani handsome
>>223854570Autism is a spectrum
>>223854902>norwooding Jeet No lol
If I don't make it I'm bequeathing my maybe collection to /cum/
I meant marble Fuck
>>223854944idk you sound jealous
I didn't know cheese vag was terminal and caused you to lose all ability to spell
>>223855010Of the many things in my life that I am grateful for, not being a jeet is near the top, unironically
>>223854741Terry Bogard over here
>maybe collectionnigga already stroking out
>>223855030Oh, it's bad, man
>>223854958thanks*loses it all to the neighbourhood kids*
happy halloween creampies
Don't feel like going to the gym today also I was woken up by landscapers so my day is already shitty
>>223855109You're going to toss them in front of neighborhood kids to try and cartoonishly trip them? Bad vibrations man, really unhinged and devious post.
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERSAND HOW YOU BUILT A TOWER TUMBLING THROUGH THE TREEEEEESAS WHOLY RATTLESNAKES WOULD FALL ALL AROOOOOOUUUUNNDDD YOUR FEEEEEET
I don't think I'm gonna.... Xyzzbrah... is that you?
>>223855143don’t you get to keep your opponent’s best marble if you win or something? haven’t played in probably 24 yrs
Is the janny in? I wanna post something slightly risky
>Is the janny in? I wanna post something slightly risky
weekly drop acquired
>>223855409what's in it?
>>223855435a dog shit skin and a dog shit case
>go to market>bag buns for 1.79>go to self checkout>select buns for 1.49
heartbreaking: my S key is jammed
gonna put the washing machine to do another cycle
What if we spooned in a janitorial supply closet in the vatican?
I dont wanna go to work noooooooooooooooooooo
>>223855571i would get horny
i don’t need an aux cord i just put my phone in the cup holder with the speaker up
>i don’t need an aux cord i just put my phone in the cup holder with the speaker up
>>223855641I play my one remaining CDIt is an album of polka songs dedicated to farts, pretty good stuff
For one of my cars I had a bluetooth cassette adapter
Yo
If Europe got in a fight who would win?
The zune was kino
>>223855748Why do they look like this
>>223855748>finnmutt also existscursed
NA nibbas will never know what they are missing not eating pasztet/pate regularly. I miss the one my mom made but the deli varieties are really good too. Currently eating some with cranberries and a nutty cheese.
Do you like Bjork?
i’m going to poland next year
>>223855770The world
>>223855851Cool, which cities?
>>223855872Just Poznań
>>223855840i dont know
about to mega poo
>>223855898I've never been there, why are you headed there?
i always carry bandaids in my wallet
>>223855929In an EU5 campaign and need to siege the fort
>>223855872some random army camp probably in buttfuck nowhere
Mom forgot the sauce for my tendies...>https://youtu.be/fKyEtIAUgAA
>>223855970hehehe
You low moral gaijin commit nuisance acts
>>223855929Camp Kościuszko
>>223855840The beats on Vespertine are still fire
need gftfw no gf
Society...It owes us.
I don't think Japanese people understand evolution all that well
>>223856129they invented pokemon, thoughever
>>223856030>>223855990I should have known. I hope you enjoy your time.
LOL
>>223856184Yeah but that's not how evolution works, I think they get evolution and metamorphosis confused because they're so obsessed with raising beetles, fish, and spiders for fighting ceremonies
/cum/my bummy gumdrops
>>223856270>beetles
About to go wipestyle on the anus
The guy at work that I didn't like and who got transferred is coming back
Should I go for the height surgery or just get elevator shoes?
Need this
>>223856362Both
>>223856270I think it's because the word they use in Japanese for pokemon evolution is not the biological word for evolution
>>223856364gramps ahhh toy
>>223854286she could gain some weight desu
>>223856364>iphone hashes are backGrim but at least they won't know I have over 8000 pics saved
>>223856364Is this one of those prank fingerboxes?
>>223856402you could stop being gay
>from the twisted mind of /tv/
>>223856429
>>223856429That is satanic
>>223856429>tattoos
>>223856364>La Peau de chagrin but make it relationship horror Lazy ahh zoomers
>>223856421No it grants wishes
>>223856427only if you stop being so cute
Magicalhttps://youtu.be/DpJOFHBCFAM?si=-XYEPnCy4BJF5zcV
>>223856464SEX if you ditch the eye makeupEX
Are you ready for fall?
>>223856515Good fishin' in the fallThat means good eatin' heh heh
>>223856515yes, I hate summer with every fiber of my being
>>223856515No and I barely enjoyed this summer it's been raining so much
>>223856515Yes gonna do some stealth camping. Comfy as fuck.
Oprah Winfrey: “You don’t overeat and become obese. Obesity causes you to overeat.”
>>223854733>>223854706FYI FK is an israeli jew, he fucks up sometimes and posts without his VPN but he makes the same posts and drops the same shitty instagram ragebait
>>223856514Fool, the eye makeup is what makes it hot
>>223856575That would make me so depressed if true
Hollow squad
>>223856575headcanon
>>223856574One thing I like about zoomers is they have mostly rejected that "healthy at any size" gibberish
>>223856362I'm 5'6, autistic, and balding and have slept with like a dozen people, both guys and girls. Get in shape and make people laugh.
hair trimmer on the dick and balls doesnt really work because the softer skin can get caught in the blades, it works on the upper part where the skin is firmer but that part is easy anyway with a blade
>>223856651>taking advice from a faggotISHYGDDT
Was someone talking?
>>223856637>>223856608it's 100% true, he simps so hard for jews and israel even with the German VPN on. i've caught him doing it in /brit/ too.
>>223856645they replaced it with vain roidtrannyism which i guess is an improvement but it’s still not good
I'll eat the skin off your face
You won't do shit. Nothing will change.
>>223856706Type of thing a Canadian judge would hear then release you on bail immediately
hdmi cable i boughted is too short
Where is the prize?
so much e-rape
>>223856775The prize is the friends we made along the way
>>223856775in your butthole
>>223856774>HDMI cable
I can make it rain
Niggas talking about "change" and "doing shit"How about I shit myself and you change my diaper
Poo poo pee pee
You're a wannabe. You wannabe
no biggie
>>223856775Since there are no constraints on which boxes are telling the truth, or which are lying, it could by any of the boxes. the labels are meaningless.
Ice cream would make me feel better
>>223855804You can keep your toothpaste but I will grab her boobies
Did he kill them?
>>2238567753
>>223856775Box 3. There's a portal in Box 1 and when you open the Box and try to reach in, your hand is actually reaching the prize in Box 3 because Box 3 contains the other end of the portal.
>>223856926I forgot to tell you, a Jew labeled all the boxes, so...
>>223856817based
>>223856921is this celebrity gossip or crimeslop?
playing fallout 1 ngl
famous mosque in spain
We're making some good points here
>>223856995Probably the best your IBM computer could do
shut the FUCK up redditleaf
You can take the nigga out the jungle but you can't take the jungle out the lil niggas!
im eepy
looked at some deranged boombers twitter profile and all he does is talk about black crime
I come from a very ugly people
>>223857160them's doing gang signs already
>>223856752Nigga im a grown ass 28 year old child they literally cant keep me in prison or even ask for my id
>>223857253Black
>SheZow is an animated superhero comedy television series created by Obie Scott Wade. Inspired by Shazam!,[1] the series features the adventures of a boy who inadvertently inherits the role of a superheroine, which imposes an explicitly feminine theme to his costumed appearance and equipment.[2] It began airing on Network Ten in Australia on 15 December 2012. The series is aimed at children from 6 to 11 years old.>SheZow is an Australian-Canadian co-production, with significant production and voice acting contributions from Canada. The series was produced by Kickstart Productions (Canada) and Moody Street Kids (Australia)Anglospherezows....you good?
Test
>>223857189it's a serious system problem that affects every part of american society
>>223856752didn't they get rid of bail
ing.not icules hehehe
>>223857357Your country made this
failed todays connections
Ici c’est un fil francrophone
>>223857427ok tapette
>>223857401>oh my god a show about MEXICANS save me niggerzow i'm going insane
>>223857357>>223857401I would argue the tranny grooming show is far worse than a show about latino kids
>>223857413I stopped playing that boring ahh shihh
>>223857490shi fell off fr
died on zomboid because its a glitchy piece of shit game
>>223857427Fuck off, Yanick
>>223857456Cassé mdr
>>223857503>has a 300ms south american ping
>>223857391They're pretending they brought it back now
>>223857377It's really not as bad as people say. It's very localized, especially homicide. I live in a state that allegedly has a high violent crime rate, but most of it is concentrated not only in a few municipalities, but sometimes a fraction of neighborhoods within the municipalities. The biggest city in the state (Baltimore) has seen homicide rates plummet by like 60% within a few years, formerly at Central American levels. The most populated county is one of the most diverse but also one of the safest in the region.
>>223857427oui, mon blond xx
>>223857575Type of thing you'd read in 2020
>enforce laws>crime goes awayfunny how that works
>>223857652>fix everything switch Don't you dare fucking touch it
Women with big tits and glasses are my favorite.
>>223857696But why do their tits need glasses?
Just took a YUGE shit!
oh mah god bruh......
>>223856921Honestly I kinda wondered that myself. Crazy Neighbour bites the dust from a "blood cancer" and his wife dies from no apparent reason in her sleep. Now he's already got a new squeeze, how long before she bites the dust too. The wholesome chungus bridge camper hobo thing might be a genius-level cover story for a real psychopath. He lived in an RV for years and he spent a TON of time in British Columbia. BC is a haven for sick demented freaks and murderers. Like 80% of their population are pedophiles or killers.
>>223857652People think prison ruins lives and people commit crimes due to circumstances out of their control so it's not fair to punish them.
>>223857575>It's really not as bad as people say.bodied that straw man, whatever it was.there are literally no benefits to living around blapipo. every aspect of society would be better if there were no blapipo around. some example are public infrastructure, tax burden, housing, community involvement, social cohesion, social trust, government corruption, etc.
>>223857715To see, deadass
Ayyyyyy yooooo!
>>223857652>>crime goes awaythis has literally never happened.
>>223857752Even without going full chud mode, this is just objectively true statistically.
>>223857775Not even him but look at what that Latinxo guy Bukake did for his country, it's just a fact that putting criminals, especially repeat offenders, in jail reduces crime
Just did a huge shit!
>>223857715Why them thangs lookin at me like that
>>223857764Men who make those kind of jokes are gay
>>223857823>there isn't crime in el salvadorthis is why we should still be posting brainlet memes
>>223857881>if you reduce murders 98% it doesn't count it has to be 100% o algoAre we being deadass chat?
>>223857881baby you have autism
if women ruled the world there would be peace
>>223857633We benefited from actually enforcing the laws on the books though. >>223857752Removing large parts of the population tends to do even more damage, even if that's true (which it isn't necessarily). I'm not going to quake in fear holding the door for the old black lady at the post office.
That’s it I’m moving to California fuck this gay shithole. It’s my right to own a scary black gun and I’m gonna shoot anyone who tries to take it from me.
>>223857823I heard that the administration might be undercounting homicides recently by something like 50%. That's a major decline but with diminishing returns. They have also tried major crackdowns before with less satisfactory results.
buenas tardes amigos, me acabo de despertar de la siesta de la tarde
retarded boomers actually think "crime goes away" and yet somehow they're always afraidif only they were even slightly educated. maybe someone should introduce them to math.
>>223857949>moving to the one US state with scary black gun laws that rival Canada'sLolwut
>>223857996You ever been to Liberia, Guanacaste?
>>223858048my IP turned canadian so I can say retarded shit now
>>223857927the benefits outweigh the damage (not that there would be any)ending slavery caused incredible economic damage, but now the black population is a complete economic drain. they consume nearly a million dollars more per person than they produce over their whole life times. that doesn't even count all the difficult to measure (but still measurable) social damage they do.
would
>>223858093Yes, of course. Why?
>>223858128bog standard spagbol, looks likethe potatoes are very lazily made tho, which seems to be a North European cultural trait
>>223858128not keto
>>223858116How much net benefit to society have you produced in your lifetime so far
>>223858128potato curry saar
thinking about it i really have no reason to be alive
>>223858128Looks nice,but that bread looms ominously like Jesus abandoned it.
>>223858229If you think this is a rebuttal, then you've conceded the point. more than zero.
>>223858283That's not true. Every pathetic aspect of the joke that you are makes Chad seem that much more desirable. Even if you kill yourself he can use your death to get sympathy.
>>223858114Fair enough
>>223858306>Don't act like you don't know me>These yams deserve a trophy>Baby, it ain't no mystery>Got the best BBL in history>This cake will make you show up>I know you seen this glow up>As BBL Drizzy>BBL Drizzy
>>223858341i’m not even relevant enough in anyone else’s life for this to be the case
>>223858148I was there before, very kino in a poor latinx way. The way they think Walmart is luxurious was cute.
>>223858340I don't even care about your faggot polshit I just wanted to remind you that you are every bit as useless as a nigger if not more so because you know better than to act like one but do anyway
>>223857852Nooooooo! Really?!
literally magic
>>223858452>hates racism but uses the gamer word as an insultOnly on 4channel.org
>>223858452epic retard melty.fantasy or projection?
The best reason to stay alive is to spite your enemies
>>223858506Who are your enemies
Moths keep flying into my place. I keep catching and releasing them outside. The cycle never ends.
>>223858517I hate the Anti-Christ
>>223858306Gross
>>223858534antisemitic dog whistle
>>223858473This nigga does not understand hydraulics and pneumatics
>>223858534He doesn’t know you lil bro
>>223858551>>223858576I still hate him
>>223858573good, hopefully he gets crushed by a lift as a result of his ignorance.
>>223858573>water lifting up vehicles>not magic bro
Spiders use hydraulics to move their legs
I got up to go weigh myself. The scale said 445 pounds
>>223858652Look at him, he knows everything
>>223858669ok but we don't need a child in the frame you fuckin weirdo
I want to get into collecting Beastbox because I think they're kinda neat, but they're expensive for what they are and is it really any less cringe than collecting funkos?
>>223858696I only know about spiders and how to be racist
>>223858669holy milk truck. those are some BIG BOOBIES. awooooga! hommina hommina hommina. i just want to stick my face in there and go *brbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrrllrbrlblr*
>>223858689you need to get on hydraulics and pneumatics
>>223858711how about collecting Warhammer which you can then paint and even learn to play the board game, which is fun
>>223858689You should try to lose weight
>>223858711What did that /cum/bro say a while back? Unc-o-pops? This is definitely that
Never let anyone tell you the things that bring you joy are cringe. Let yourself be happy!
>>223857949I will bro marry you because I believe in your right to carry around a cannon in your pants
>>223858716not that big
>>223858711>>223858737I was about to say just get into Warhammer at least that is an artistic and social hobby that isn't just about consoooming
>>223858614Saaaaaaaaar!
>>223858737Warhammer is stupid and I don't want to support troons.>>223858746I guess you're right. I still think they're cool though.
>miniatures arent about consoomingDoesHeKnow.jpg
>>22385880740keks lmao
Dragons were real. Dragons think they're so good, but they couldn't even avoid extinction. SAD!
Skyline of Augusta, Georgia
>>223858778do you know how heavy a fucking car is?
>>223858807a box of 10 spess muhreens will set you back at least 150 bucks nowadays afaik, tho the miniatures have improved in quality over time, too
>>223858807I want a miniature kiss. Both the chocolate and an actual one from you!
>>223858838too many buildings and not enough humidity
I'm in California and recently had to get a gun for work and it was an Odyssey, let me tell youTen day waiting period, 10 round maximum magazines this place is a commie shithole
>>223858799Just get into Fantasy/TOW or MESBG and that way you don't support any trannies in the setting
>>223858828Chinese dragons lived in the sea or somesuch, very different than our avaricious gold hoarder dragons
>>223858845The scientific limit on a hydropneumatic system is 200 tons...
When I was a kid there was a sterotype that Kentuckians didn't wear shoes, or were too poor to afford shows. Is this still a thing? Where the fuck did that even come from?
>>223858768>artistic and social hobby that isn't just about consooomingI read a lot, unfortunately reading books is the opposite of social, and it's defo a consooooom-type of hobby if you're me and refuse to use the library LOL
>>223858856I can pick mine up same day, but ct is gay and only lets you buy 3 month
Maybe if I just got 1-5 that I really like, that's not coollecting right? You can have a little a weeb trash, as a treat. They become little cubes so they'd be easy to hide when all the girls finally start coming over to sex me every day.
>>223858856>this was what Canada had before the Turdeau handgun bansExtremely grim, I hope they Supreme Court reverses all those laws
>>223858894Buy 3 A month?
Zoom zoom's mom is 201 tons for scale
it's better for your mind and emotions to have a hobby where you create something, or at least participate in creating something
>>223858847Consider suicide
I have the male version of macamotasia
FMK is the only gun manufacturer left in California
>>223858949Consider sexo you and I
>>223858893Reading is kino though. If I won the lottery I would just volunteer and read and play classic WoW and play/paint Warhammer Fantasy.
>>223858940its possible to do both since swiping moms credit card and placing an amazon order takes very little time or energy
>>223858968>WoW>WarhammerSo glad I'm not a puerile faggot like you.
stay proud, you grew sweet and red
I just learned that before contact with the west, japanese people didnt kiss or have any concept of affectionate kissing. The closest thing they had was tongue sucking, where you literally suck on the persons tongue during sex
>>223858882You will still see No shirt No shoes No service signs everywhere in the south and appalachia to this day
>>223858986I am a modern day superfluous man. You wouldn't get it.
>>223859030Explain the ancient Japanese gay porn
>>223858893Reading isn't the same as consooming because consooming implies a task of pure entertainment with no value. Books can teach you things, even fiction teaches you to write better by reading it, makes you more thoughtful, and in the modern day helps you avoid dopamine issues that scrolling tiktok gives you
>>223859030i fucked a japanese girl and when i started kissing her she started doing the toungue sucking thing, very strange, it's not as pleasant at all
>>223859088It makes me think of a baby bird lol
>>223859076what about instructional tiktoks
Unfortunately the poster above me was just raped and executed by firing squad
>>223859115how much information do you retain from those instructional tiktoks, and have you ever actually gained a useful skill from them?
>>223859088why are you having sex out of wedlock?
>>223859088Are you trying to give us erections
napped for an hour
>>223858856>>223858913Canada never had a waiting period but it required you to have an advanced license for Restricted firearms. Now we can't sell/buy/transfer handguns at all. If you owned some before the freeze you get to keep and use them same as before, but we have had gay 10rd mag limits for a long time.Before they blanket banned like 2,000 semi auto rifles we were basically gimped with 5 round magazines for most, unless the rifle took a "pistol" magazine in which case you could flex with a whole 10 rounds!
>>223859137i learned a couple decent chicken recipes. what practical information did you receive from reading a gay dead dego's thoughts about whether a pig exactly equidistant from two identical piles of oats would be able to choose one or just be instinct locked until it starves
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Your gf (Trans) is in this situation, what would you do?
>>223859284Sodomize yourself with an open umbrella you fucking throoder
>>223859287I don’t have a gf and never will. I haunt this lonesome earth. A ghost among those still living, unable to commune with those departed. Unknown and unknowable.
