Ted Bundy edition
36 degrees subedish
>>223868618Teddy is always ready
Reckon Richard Hammond has a BWC?
>>223868630Speaking of Jewish cocks, you're circumcised
>>223868644Imagine how much incest is happening on the left hand side
everything good about england comes from its celtic origins
>>223868647You gonna suck it then?
Having a diarrhoea
https://files.catbox.moe/qvuukr.mp4oh my days
Why does Elden Ring get a movie but Skyrim doesn't?Does Elden Ring even have a plot?
can't wait for me week off
This site turned me into a philosemite.
>>223868647sent that germoid scrambling for his cyanide pills
absolutely LOVE big american girlsyou cannot reach this level of aura and sex as a skinny basic bitch
>>223868668
>>223868644truewhite women would never act like slags
>>223868681does Skyrim? no. done you
>>223868688
>>223868676poor kid is like 5 years old wtf are these people doing?
>>223868676Bet she throws it off the bridge later lmao
>>223868690You do you king
>>223868700feels they possibly cherry picked for the purposes of making a point
>>223868676number one way to make yourself look like the civilised and decent side is to point and shout at a 4 year old in public
If you fall for the "Ukraine is fighting for the White race" shit in 2014+12 you are retarded goycattle of the lowest grade.
>>223868708how i imagine a lot of you look
>>223868694give it a little taste then
>>223868676OH MY GODA MUDSHARK
>>223868726nothing to captain smile about in my life
gary eats reviewing a hip bakery in soho then getting his arse blown out by anonymous cock in a gay sauna before the cameraman felches him as a treat
>>223868721exactlyas we discussed in the last thread russia is saving the white race and fighting against global jewry
I will fight for the white race, make me your kingx
>>223868732did that really happen?
rorke?
Brit boys when they meet an American
mental that she ended up winning think it's her fat arse no other way to explain how a white girl eats them ethiopians
adobe reader now has a sidebar that takes up half the page where you can ask the AI assistant various things, two buttons in the top right that say ask AI assistant, a bar at the top that has an AI summary and a bar on the left that includes "tools" two of which are the AI assistant
>>223868737Help me get a date with the coolest girl on campus and my souls is yours.
>>223868761love love love ai tools!!
oof madone>>223868761turned that shit off as soon as i got the update
>>223868770tell her you have a million euros/followers on instawomen are shallow social climbersEZ
>>223868751*planchette moves to “YES”*
any leaky bum man in? how do you stop your bum being smelly all the time in this heat
i'm as small as a bug
this is not indiait is not chinait is oxford, united kingdomcost taxpayers 8 million to clean it upwho was behind it?
>>223868799lose weight and shower?
>>223868761I like how full blown Acrobat has a "Fuck Off I Want The Old One" tickboxIndicates there's at least someone at Adobe who's not a bandwagon-jumping cunt
>>223868676Mongs
>>223868806rorkeeeee! *shakes fist at air*
>>223868806Albanians probably
>>223868806definitely germans
>>223868806biomass terraforming the countryside
>>223868676this dude is so cringe!
*does a little spin for you* do you like my new outfit?
Early demmie snags the fish
smoking a concept
nigga called planchette
>>223868730>*Radio crackle* "Mudshark alert"
Get to the plot already will you?
>>223868806Pikeys most likely or one of those Indian removal companies
i've said my peace /brit/ty
>>223868690I bet she's a cop
>>223868878Would love for her to put me in cuffs and throw me in the back of her police automobile.
Sloveniabot is a 500% improvement on that Egypt flag bullshit
>>223868855...yh
>>223868885Not exactly, but in the same vein
>>223868886I'll be going back to Montenegro soon so you can call me Montenigger again
I am Fares, I am 100% Slovenian R1b
bored
On godfr doing a morning poo
I want to lick the sweat from her asscrack.
ex gf used to hate it when i put styxhexenhammer666 on the telly
>>223868903I was there last monthKino country
>>223868917that i can get down withnot eating her poo tho
>>223868924can see my house from there
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z1xxdgtWxmw
>>223868924Sweet. Hope you recharged.
>>223868943spotify keeps trying to get me to listen to this and i refuse
had a dream about naked brown women. shouldn't have skipped wanking last night
Well, back to bed.
>>223868806Da Russians o algo
>>223868970NO IT IS DA JOOS!!!!
https://youtu.be/GQYUu3ubs8Q
trent reznorgood name
>>223868806>who was behind it?Apparently two people have been arrested one from Slough and one from AndoverThey're also being charged with money laundering offenses So with that information take a wild guess
>>223868963that's fun. i had a dream that i was out with friends and the building we were in caught on fire and i had to jump out a 3rd story window onto the roof of a building across the road. Me and all my friends survived but then every subsequent dream i had that night would roll back to the fire incident like i had PTSD for something that never even happened
>>223868994I am a big man, yes I am, and I got a big gunGot me a big old dick and I, I like to have funHeld against your forehead, well, I'll make you suck itMaybe I'll put a hole in your head, you know, just for the fuck of itWell, I can reduce you if I want, I can devourI'm hard as fucking steel, I've got the powerI'm every inch a man and I'll show you somehowMe and my fucking gun, nothing can stop me nowShoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, I'm gonna come all over youShoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, I'm gonna come all over youShoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, I'm gonna come all over youShoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, I'm gonna come all over youMe and my fucking gunMe and my fucking gunMe and my fucking gunMe and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)Me and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)Me and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)Me and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)Me and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)
going to get a pizza hut today
>>223868753>Owning the limeys by saving battyboys to my C: drive
Female friend told me she got her "tragus" pierced
Now I have a signed affidavit here rorke that says you are "a poomplex"
brilliantine mortality
>>223869044s
how much do you lads weighhealthy 17 stone myself
I support Palestine action
person1-i hate youperson2-shh hut yuh muh,you poomplexGet the poomplex mug.
>Pelustine ection brew
>>223869040she fit?
what’s our a level results looking like team?
>>223869061>>223869071why don't kiwis and aussies every fight on /brit/?
mad how if you only kill two couples suddenly you're a serial killerdoesn't seem nearly enough
hate americans
>>223869092Same
>>223869084what's there to fight over
i don't ever want to lick a woman's cunt or arsehole that's disgusting
>>223869079E in computingC (i think?) in English LiteratureMerit in Music Technologythis was in 2015 of course
>>223869084mum taught me not to pick on the disabled
the teachers the nurses
>>223869095same shit everyone else fights about. dicks, women, blacks, jews, rorke/leftypol etc
>>223869105get them on footballers wages
>>223868776 hodgkinson is so fitbut idk why she stopped running with her tummy outlike yes you hvae a great arse but you have a great tummy too show it off
poom2
>>223868756World record when
>>223869084We’re not monkeys. British problems dont exist here. The only thing I’d negatively say about aussies is they would benefit from being less racist towards aboriginals and that their police and government are a bit British in being pro Israel and anti feee speech
got 3 D*s in my btec extended diploma which is the equivalent of 3a*s then I dropped out of uni twice
>>223869131Do a haka
bought a ouija board to contact hitler
>>223869118Why are you so obsessed with tummy's it's proper weird Indian coomer behaviour
*In a very samoan high pitched voice*>We're not monkeys
>>223869139your mum got 3 Ds last night
need her to grab me by the testicles and throw me into the sun
>>223869079D in english E in media studiesU in ITthis was in 2008 of course
>NVQWeekend with McKenzie at butlins>btecAll-inclusive in benidorm with mercedes>A levelSouthern france getaway>IBSki trip in the alpsAmazing how you can tell someones class by the qualifications they get
>>223869118her sister shows tummy but she's a terrible athlete, not athletic enough to make it
>>223869131>police and government are a bit British in being pro Israel and anti feee speechcannot wait for that shit to happen to us haha
Ready for another day of playing online dollies and let's pretend with other grown mwn on 4chan?
>>223869233ive got 5 a levels and i spend my holidays rotting away in my smeggy bedroom
>>223869249>grown mwnsounds like a welsh village
>>223869249Yep!
>>223869249me? yh
still doing my nvq mex
It's a-me! Rorkeypops!
>>223869249spainos already been on shift for 3 hours mate
>>223869278kinda your own choice of being a KHHV friendless chud though isnt it
>>223869315omg rorkeypops hiiii!!
Rorke mate the test results have come back and... well would you look at this, you're 100% bhenchod!>*crowd erupts with heckles and jeers*
>>223869307nasty virgin qualification haha nah jk x
>>223869358Hello 'umpops'!
fomenting an argument between new zealand and australia
something something pavlova
Week sober
>>223869406bit underarm I mean underhand that
Got 3 D*'s in my btec. That's 3 A*' s equivalent.
Whitley Bay
Imagine if you wanked your willy you flew away
I don't know what worse flat whites being invented in Wellington or P*Rth
https://wmafmeet.com/finally, a website for like-minded connessieurs such as myself
>>223869463happens to me every time. like when you let go of a balloon
*flies through the thread with great determination at roughly 5mph*
>>223869467which city is gayer
in australia they sun the balls which is why they are athletic and sexual with bright white teeth like african men. in new zealand they look like snooker player white losers LOL!
find it strange how england has all thes places where parts of it are rough as fuck and then you walk 5 minutes and you're in giga tarq land where every car is a bentley or a porsche
>>223869471san francisco sounds like hell. junkies, homeless, asians and tech bros
https://youtu.be/E3Gi4lryHPIGreat rap battle. Skinny small dude is feral.
>>223869495literally where i live. a 5 minute walk from pakis and roadmen in council estates to 3 million pound homes of the upper middle class
>Great rap battle. Skinny small dude is feral.
i like what we do in the shadows which i understood the americans/brits stole from the queer maori man
>>223869536Watch it. We need /brit/ rap battles. EW vs mousey. Rorke can make the beats
the common dream of any white british national is the earn enough money to move to a middle class area where there are no mosques, somalians, or refugee hotelscrazy innit
eating slug :D
cutie baby honey sparkle
what if Binface win!
>>223869189u gay af
coffee and a nicotine pouchcoffee and a nicotine pouch
>>223869585then racism is ended
we need more gated communities
>>223869363;_;x
>>223869575>no refugee hotelsthey're going to change that so they are housed in rich areas now
gay ted communities aha
thought they were all in the gherkin
toilberg changed my hours at the last minute and told me to come in on saturday and i acquiesced like the worm i am
alri lads
i have a big fat cock in my arse
>In 2000, at the age of 43, Westwood insisted to a Guardian journalist that he was aged 27.
>>223869562fonc
>>223869627shit in the cistern
>>223869575If you're not trying to move to rural areas you're cringe and gay.
if 4chan and youtube didn't exist that would be 90% of my life gone
>>223869686Bit sad don't you think? Are you doing something about it?
>>223869589do you drink the coffee first or after? i'm a pouch first suck coffee second type person
my name's tim westwood and I'm here to sayI'm into rape in a major way
>>223869686maybe if I was born before the internet I would be less of a failure. imagine life back when you were illiterate and had nothing to do but chat to your family
new zealand sounds so much better than australia
>>223869705I'll do nothing
>>223869736yeah? what does it sound like?
>>223869736yesyou should go there
>>223869647i did spend an hour drying my trousers with bog roll lole
>>223869736don't come down here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT2bg0YTGzU
what are some good investmentsdont say gold or silver
kiwis be like hello i am from wellington
>Australia is much worse than New Zealand for dangerous spiders. Australia has highly venomous species like the Sydney funnel-web and redback spiders, whereas New Zealand has virtually no dangerous land animals, with only one rare, mildly venomous native spider (the katipō).
>>223869778bronze and copper
>>223869778gold and silver would be a good shout
>>223869778bonze
>>223869778cooper
what is the point of buying gold. is it for nuclear wars and apocolaypseis
Actually hilarious how easy it is for the media to whip people into a frenzy and just implant new truths in their consciousness >If you take a picture of the eclipse you'll break your phone camera Lmao most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
>>223869715interesting I'm the opposite I go coffee first then pouch for a little refreshing minty hit in my grubby coffee mouth
>>223869819looks nice
New ZealandHigh quality of life - strong health, environment and life-satisfaction outcomes.Clean energy - about 88% of electricity comes from renewables.Outstanding natural environment - mountains, coastlines and relatively low population density.Generally safe and politically stable - strong institutions and social stability.Outdoor lifestyle - excellent access to hiking, beaches, skiing and nature.AustraliaHousing affordability - very high house prices and rents; rents rose substantially in recent years.High cost of living - housing, energy, groceries and insurance can be expensive.Extreme climate risks - bushfires, floods, heatwaves and droughts increasingly affect homes and insurance costs.Long distances / car dependence - cities and regions are spread far apart.Housing shortages - insufficient supply has contributed significantly to high property costs.
>>223869848name 5 new zelinders. i'll start: johnny lomu, the guy who went up everest, russel crowe
>>223869778Tulips.
>>223869848at least 3 of those australian points apply to us
>>223869884lorde
Any minty lemon man in?
>>223869837don't like the taste of coffee mixing with the pouch flavour>>223869907can't find those anywhere. most shops here sell tropical ice, mango, tangy lime and spearmint only
>>223869884Brett and Jermaine from flight of the concords
>>223869819it has physical properties that make it suitable as a nonperishable commodity and its history means it has a lot of good will behind it as an investmentAlso you can use it in jewellery and electronics
might move to new Zealand
any smeggy cheesy phimosis man in
>>223869901don't listen to himnew zealand is the garden of eden and you should go there
>>223869940no haha not me
>>223869938good man
morgpie actually fucked dredd’s bbc on camera might rip my knob off wanking if she does anal in it but reckon that’ll be a part two
>>223869940I wank too much to build up any knob cheese
>>223869901t. zhan- oh wait you don't have an immigration problem in new zealand like australians do
hello
>>223869975he ruins every scene by making his fucking arse the focal point. i want to see a girl get prone boned not him on top with his arse taking up 90% of the screen
>>223869903lorde is an american male from colorado
>>223869938in new zealand they hate british people moving in or visting. they think british people are gormless evil fat munters with asymmetrical and recessed faces with gay voices and pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily. they go "that's so british" when they see something ugly or evil or asymmetrical or rotund or poorly executed or bad for the environment. plus the native population think you are a cunt as soon as they hear you talk and they try and bait you into fights so they can hurt you in front of an audience
>>223869979yes I'm sure we'll catch up with them someday
>>223869975>>223869991You're sick sick men for knowing who these people are
>>223869907crispy peppermint for me
>>223869975might have to watch it then
>>223869999I will heem every man in new Zealand
>>223869991just as well it's a vile trannard then and not a girl
>>223869999I will bum every man in new Zealand
rorke sitting alone during lunch break at toil
>>223870029
>thut's sew bruttush
>>223870048fucking looks it
must be some Australia drama as the post count is going up rapid.got the flag filtered with no stubs me of course
>>223870019NPC flavour not even gonna lie to you lil bro
morgpie getting her arse split up with dredd's 10 inch meat missile would be kino because i hate streamers
>>223870062spoke about your filters award
his loss
>>223870044when I toiled in the office I used to just eat at my desk because if I sat in the canteen people would come and sit with me. life as an attractive friendly looking autist is suffering people don't leave you alone
filtermong loves telling us all about his filters
rorke's work lunch routine of feeding a hosepipe from his exhaust into the cockpit of his corsa and then racing to eat his meal deal before he succumbs to the darkness
um actually i am filtermong and i never filter anything from australiansi make it very clear that despite my 500+ image md5 filters and 100+ post regexes, australians have special rules so i never miss their postsget your /brit/ personalities right.
>>223870063don't like the fruity ones I've tried they have a horrible aftertaste. got a freezing peppermint to try to see how different freezing is to crispy
let me tell you about all the things i have filtered
>>223870087*scoots over to you sitting at your desk* haha what's for lunch
the sad thing is leaving this shit general to go to other boards and finding the threads have way less spam but the posts on them just as stupid and retarded the only difference is more frog pictures more anime pictures and more wordsbut they are still not worth reading so i come back here
filtermongs think anyone cares they think they're filterlad or something not a personality mate
>>223870125welcome back!
it seems i filtered aussies but not kiwis i don't know how that happened
Sam Torrance of Great Britain eating a full English breakfast (2001)
There's no way Hamish has the girth to satisfy her surely?
how many balloons do you reckon it takes to send warwick into the stratosphere?
I am full gay porn r1b
>>223870102think I've got one thing on my filters that they were doing but not saying what it was because I know those rascals will try and get around it
very obvious that some of you take /brit/ far too seriously. get a life, get a job, get a gf
>>223870168at least 3
In a world... running out of white people... where the paedophile hunter, becomes the paedophile hunted... there is one man, who can turn the tides of woke... Rorke
We can never go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEL9bT6P70A
blud starts posting about some internet celebrity as if we all know who they are
>>223868776extremely sexualised angle thiscameraman should be strung up
roke gone mad
christmas wishlist:1. malcolm turnbull and dredd go absolutely bloody bonkers with any top 5 streamer girls2. sutton hoo helmet replica with working visor mechanism3. 52 times britain was a bellend by james felton4. new pair of george by asda jeans
>>223870197It's because people don't lurkmoar nowadays so they treat 4chan as a social media platform okThe starting board for anyone should always be /b/
it come with eggwah
no old zealand though is there
why are students taxed more than pensionershow does that make any sense at all
>>223870197>get a lifegot one>get a jobnope>get a gfgot one
>>223870211
morgpie and dredd linked up. need it or keep it?
I can't poo
>>223869999They're not wrong tbf
>>223870247both make boring porn
Wagwan
this place is fucking awful
honestly the only good thing about immigration, and i mean only, is having two different biomass “people” trying to communicate in their equally broken swedishit’s the funniest thing to me
>>223870270what are you going to do, leave? i think not
wish chapelle roam would stop swearing so muchthis is a middle class house
going to have my second shower of the day
>>223870318play a song with a fucking beat loser
>>223870318she should be my friend and have bisexual platonic sex with me
>>223870275thought you moved out of the city lad do you still get them in the countryside?
>>223870330Rubbing my 2 inch smeggy bwc all over her face
>>223870331she will not do thatshe does not like white men
if I was PM I would immediately begin a deal that allows workers to enter and live here indefinitely as follows:100k vietnam200k philipenes100k mongolia100k nepal300k brazil300k mexico100k colombia
>>223870364what about papua new guinea
Don’t really care if quiet people go extinct desu. Not really a big deal is it, had a good run but not doing anything interesting anymore anyway. Let the others take over
>>223870364what about me
every single problem in this country can be explained the "skilled worker" visaif had allowed actually skilled immigrants here we wouldn't be in this mess. the problem is that our "skilled" workers are deliveroo, kebab shop and turkish barber staff
>>223870364>philipenis
I meant to say white oople
>>223870393cant see you opening a restaurant or shaking your arse on my knob
My Council tax is £200 a monthTake the piss
TOTAL QUIET PEOPLE DEATH
rorke visiting glasgow and asking for chips with his fish supper
>>223870438
>>223870364its sad how apart from nepal theres not many of any of them here. sad that they dont think we are worth the effort emigrating to
>>223870364Vietnamese are notoriously criminal why do you want them
>>223870459are you one of those ones who looks like a white person painted a little bit darker or are you like a proper israel kwamakwikwamole type
even if you believe diversity is good you can't possibly think that our current situation (indian somalian and pakistani segregated communities in every city) has improved diversitydiversity is germans, french, lithuanians, americans and australians mingling with brits at home at the pub and at work
oh shit attenborough just died
do you like chickpeas?
>>223870424used to live near jeremy. sisterberg saw him once but didn't talk to him because he's a "horrible man"
>>223870483only because the ones coming here are extremely exploited and are often shipped here to work off debts from their homeland
Just took a sip of ice cold Diet Coca-Cola and it was so refreshing my "ahhhhhhh" had the neighbours knocking on the wall telling me to quiet down
>>223870396I raise you the care worker visa aka the put as many feckless minimum wage Nigerians and their dependants into our whitest areas visa
another 8 hours of you dull jobless cunts droning on and on about immigrants youve never even met
>>223870499i'm on the chickpeas dieti a see a chick and i fricking pea it lmao
not long until my pizza hut gets delivered
>>223870514yeah ive not met them. thats why I want them in my town.
carthaginian soldier on his phone at the battle of zama getting hit with roman charges
>>223870514>never even metthat's the problem. they don't speak english and keep to themselves while draining our money and services
Get. It. Made.NEOW!
le new>>223870543>>223870543>>223870543
>>223870514My neighbour is a Jamaican living in social housing while I, an actual productive member of society, spend £850 a month to live in a smeggy ex council HMO
