Might commit a "nigga" action later on this evening
throwing punches in farm foods
mad how dead this general is
tell you what my bollocks fucking reek
>>223876148they probably did this because their excel spreadsheets said its better for people to just take their food out instead of sitting in and eating it (more mess to clean up, chance of fights, water use in the toilets, etc)
>>223876194it went downhill after sordid steven and varicose vein lad gained a clue and stopped posting
>>223876207they probably didnt have those problems until the bame invasions
>>223876201I look like this
bellend smells like a pack of birthday balloons
Mad how a lot of the blame for Maccas going neofascistic can be put on this one Australian executive who had to resign weeks into becoming global CEO for copping off with his secretary
my fanny is starting to come through
best get working on the curriculum vitae
bellend smells like a warm tin of tuna
>>223876226You seen woke it trying to ban balloons now because they're bad for the environment?
Everyone points out the overrepresentation of blacks or Asians in adverts. But you know what no one points out? The overrepresentation of northerners and other "regional accents".It's literally 99% of adverts at this point which are either voiced by an obnoxiously thick-sounding northern person (usually either Yorkshire or Scouse), and if it's not a northerner then it's inevitably either a Welsh or Scottish person. Sometimes even Irish. Southerners are nowhere to be heard.Why has it apparently been decided by The Powers That Be that it's illegal to use southern English voiceovers on adverts? Are we "offensive" or "problematic" somehow?
>>223876226*scuttles out naked on all fours from my dank lair and gives it a sniff*
got someone's name wrong todaywasn't even closegoing to rip out my own cock root and stem
Pooseal was a signature edition of /brit/ and I miss it terribly
>>223874555>I want an American gf Here is your American gf be careful what you wish for
love being fucking knackered for the rest of the day because i decided to skip my cup of tea at lunch time
rape an australian challenge
>>223876201Need dem on /brit/ solving all our thread mysteries
The old dried cum in my pants is starting to rehydrate with all this sweat
>>223876250just an over correction because literally everyone on the tv used to speak in rp
>>223876278thats hot
>>223876250they probably did a load of focus testing and found that northern people respond less favourably to southern accents but southern people respond equally favourable to northern or south accents
>>223876119i genuinely have seen people who definitely arent mousey but post in nearly that exact same mental way on that board. but this one clearly is, the parasite thing alone
>>223876278rahted
>>223876273can't rape the willing
>>223876207It's actually because of the mass hysteria that took place in the 2000s about how allegedly "unhealthy" McDonalds was.People were accusing them of basically intentioning destroying children's bodies and deliberately making them fat, so they rebranded into a more "adult" institution with all marketing targeted at 20+ year olds, and the fun child-oriented stuff like the playparks had to go.
>>223874555that's peter griffin from the cartoon 'family guy'
i sucked gfberg's toes without asking, is that rape
Who here Everyone Is God
>>223876225SEX
>>223876303doesnt bear thinking about there being more than one of him
>>223876296refugee bait
>>223876296
reddit started doing this thing where they want you to make an account if you're just on a page reading about some information or somethingannoying
Moo dem
sometimes when I make a shitpost I think about how after my mom dies I'll never be able to muster that same carefree energy again, I guess that's when I'll truly "grow up"
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>223876347cant do that every time i make an account it immediately gets banned
insane how we just gave away london bridge to some american town in arizona
>>223876331all WMWF interaction is technically rape
asked my doctor to get me off mirtazapinehe rang me when I was in a drugged-out stupor and started talking to me about bladder infections because I had one a while agoI'm still on the mirtazapine
>>223876250up here there's Northern Rail billboards that have stupid accented speak there's one with this girl who looks like a down syndrome and it says "it no'ere i'd rather be than up norf" or something silly
>>223876300>but southern people respond equally favourable to northern or south accentsWell I don't. I find northern accents to be obnoxious and incredibly grating upon the ears. They all speak like unironic retards.The Scouse accent in particular is utterly disgusting and I cannot understand why any company would market anything outside of Liverpool using that accent. Scousers speak in this aggressive tone that makes me think they want to either stab me or bomb me. Why's that supposed to make me want to buy your product? McDonalds recently replaced their usual southern English voice on ads with a Scouser and its awful.
>>223876331Non-consensual sexual contact of any kind is a serious boundary violation and constitutes sexual assault, though the specific legal definition of rape varies by jurisdiction.Consent and Legality-Definition of Consent: Consent must be given freely, actively, and clearly before any sexual act.-Lack of Consent: Performing a sexual act on someone without their explicit permission violates bodily autonomy.-Sexual Assault vs. Rape: In many legal jurisdictions, rape specifically requires non-consensual penetration, while other non-consensual sexual acts are classified as sexual assault or sexual abuse.Impact and Next Steps-Acknowledge the Action: Recognize that acting without permission violates trust and personal boundaries.-Communicate Openly: Talk to your girlfriend, listen to her perspective, and respect her feelings and decisions entirely.-Seek Guidance: Consider speaking with a counselor or legal professional to better understand the implications and address underlying behavioral boundaries.To help provide more specific context, could you share how your girlfriend reacted or if you are looking for resources on healthy relationship boundaries?
>>223876250welcome to andy burnham's manchesterist dictatorship
>>223876389diversity is part of the rich flavour of life x
>>223876250They use northerners because apparently it makes them sound "friendly" and trustworthyDon't get it really as a northerner myself
>>223876367I saw the biop-ic about this with Michael Douglas in itWas called Falling Down
>>223876385>there's one with this girl who looks like a down syndrome and it says "it no'ere i'd rather be than up norf" or something sillySometimes it feels like northerners genuinely don't have any personality other than "I'm northern".The mad thing is they aren't self-aware of this. The pandering genuinely works on them. Andy Burnham is earning millions of votes in places like Manchester, Yorkshire and Liverpool via a campaign strategy which is literally just "I'm northern and listen to Oasis therefore I'm relatable."
>>223876389well you're an outlier thats how stats work
>>223876411cor yes please
diane morgan funny
yorkshire pudding
>>223876385Northern trains make me scream because the man announcing each station says "ner" for "know" like a northerner
>>223876322Yeah that sounds about right tooMcDonald's is unhealthy and it's not because 'le fast food is bad for you' but because it's loads of bread with seed oils, sodium, and sugarStill love my goyslop though but I'm naturally lean with good genetics unlike the goycattle
>>223876411this is a teenage girl
diane morgansexarse
good post
>>223876331gfberg lets me spaff on her toes and solesits so peng but i immediately feel awkward aha
>>223876367well they sold it actually
>>223876444*earnest northern accent*'ow so?
At what age did you start seeing how fake and cringe other people are and start laughing at them instead of vying for their approval?
Been outside and replenished the bird baths and the two water bowls for the local animals
>cholesterol is turned into testosterone >NHS warns people to cut out all cholesterol
>>223876366if your IP and/or cookies are the same as a banned account they dont like itmake sure you have a dynamic IP before making a new one
>>223876476she's literally a hag
come to McDonald's we've got-parking-clean toilets-reliable coffeeand you can try one of our burgers if you like
I'm northern and listen to Oasis therefore I'm relatable.
>>223876507they’ll get killed by your cats so what’s the point
>>223876509your body makes loads of cholesterol because its used for loads of different things
im a fat fuck but my cholesterol is normalweird that
>>223876545zest
no pebblephiles
>>223876534If I like? Yeah and I've still got to pay
>>223876553Bet she's got a nice willy
>>223876506ive always been redpilled on the zogbot npc normie clownworld
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore— And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over— like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode?
Need fireworks banned so curtain twitchers and nimbys have nothing to complain about anymoreFucking endless constant whinging from those cunts
doctor recommended i cut my protein to 20 grams a day and start taking oestrogen to reduce my test
want to lick the blonde bitch from die antwoords sweaty taint after a long concert
>>223876588Kyogre is based
Mad how I've never had sex and have basically no contact with other people ever
>>223876595odd outburst
>>223876588obviously not her
>>223876411>gem of human emotion looks like this?? Biboo vs mahito curse of humanity's emotions to settle the canon when
>>223876560relatively slim and I've always had elevated triglycerideswhy yes I did write scottish ancestry on my census form the other night
>>223876616the curse of being a sensitive young man in the 21st sextury
>>223876595i hear they're getting new neighbours
>>223876616what if you had sex but only once and she got pregnant and now you had a kid?
>the perfect woman doesn't exi-
>>223876544terrible isn't it?Would love to just massacre every cat in Britain
>>223876666Then in that case I'd have had sex once and got a bird pregnant Stupid fucking question
remember remember the 5th of november gunpowder treason and ploti see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
>>223876674who
>>223876674wahey
Halo 1 through 3 pure fucking kino but now that I am older >Brutes Africans >Elites White people >Jackals Mexicans >Grunts Indians >Prophets Jews
>oh you're a northerner? you're from the north?
>>223876674She'd be perfect if she were white
>>223876685would your kid think you're a loser?
Oasis are such dogshit you can absolutely guarantee someone's an annoying retard from whether they like them
Something I've noticed: In the past (2000s or 2010s or earlier) you used to always have some leftists/progressives who were anti-Islam, there were always types like Christopher Hitchens (self-professed Marxist) or Richard Dawkins (was a liberal 15+ years ago) who were left-of-centre but would publicly call Muslims out on their bullshit.But in this day and age those types have completely vanished. It is functionally impossible to exist in any left-leaning space and say a bad word about Islam. Even going for safe criticisms like "They're misogynistic towards women" will be met with accusations of you being a bigot and whataboutisms like "BUT WHY DON'T YOU CALL OUT FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS?!?!"Weirdly I've also noticed it's worse among American leftists than their British/European counterparts. Yank socialists have gone all-in on backing Islamist candidates like Zohran Mamdani in NYC or Abdul Whatshisname in Michigan, so they seem to view it as vital to their plans for their country that Islam be protected at all costs.
>>223876593I was born a poor black child
>>223876700When you kill yourself make sure to livestream it for us gayboy
>>223876712She's perfect then :)
>>223876588is this mipo?
we're all naef of somewhere
>>223876725Le bin man
>>223876719Something I've noticed: Your post appears to be extensively wordy and therefore I have chosen to ignore it
>>223876700ok you will like this website https://halome.nu/
>>223876725so bloody brilliantly bonkers and british
>>223876725le champagne socialist reddit binman
>>223876674Bit too melanated for my liking
>>223876729sent that freak flying
>>223876728>Halo is gay
>>223876737Why can't zoomers read?
>>223876760No, you are gay. You are a gay faggot who comes here to complain about his gay faggot life. Everyone will be so happy when you finally end your worthless existence.
>>223876725this is ruddy brilliant i love it! absolutely bonkers!
yhe biboo
i LOVE seeing the london colonists in their million pound rural houses complaining about refugees settling in their local area
>>223876746I can't believe Microsoft destoryed halo
hope that bin nigga wins the meltdowns in brit would simply be legendary!
>>223876746>open>select halo 3: odst menu
>>223876725BURNHAM'S BLOODY BONKERS BRILLIANT BARMY BINFACE BRITAIN
ok i will lick it!
>>223876800no you don't
>>223876725Treating Farage with the seriousness he deserves
Would you rather be a unsc marine or imperial guardsmen
>>223876812African Christians are so retarded they literally just name their kids regular words.
>>223876821yeah i do they LOVED telling me to accept hordes of pakis and now they get them too and complain
>>223876718don't look back in anger mate
quitting porn is hard
>>223876815mmhmm x
>>223876198dnt no
moshi moshi this is rorke desu
timmy
>>223876812rorke flummoxed
>>223876845I would rather not be a manchild pondering useless questions
>>223876812good for him
>>223876847no its just a literal translation of Hananel from Hebrewmost of the biblical names are like that
>me entering /brit/
Nibba named Hate-Evil
>>223876873flat faced pang pangTimmy’s biggest weaknessHe think he chad now LOL x
>>223876725bri*ish humour
Fungal spores have been deployed
>>223876909
nigerian named king jame binble
Imagine if someone assassinated Count Binface
>>223876507When is Aldi going to improve the quality of their clothing? I bought some smart loungewear from Tesco earlier and it is a cut above anything I've seen in the Aldi middle aisles
>>223876898Yes, but you aren't supposed to literally translate names into your own language and then use them.Michael means "Who is like God?" but if you met a kid named Whoislikegod Johnson you'd think their parents are spastics.But oh, we aren't allowed to point this out when Africans do it because then it's "racist" somehow.
>>223876903sad how some of them havent earned their belt buckle
>>223876873For me it's girls from China and Taiwan
>>223876903Imagine heeming these clowns one by one on the street
>>223876935Timmy’s brother in law
now watch me urinate
the darker the skin, the lesser the person
want to go back to school for law but i cant get my criminal record expunged for a decade and idk if i'll be able to have a career with it
>>223876725I'm sure what disaffected voters in Clacton really enjoy is some posh Oxford educated attention seeking BBC script writer dressing up as a bin and treating the entire thing as a joke while the nation watches along and laughsYeah that's going to get people connected with politics again isn't it
>>223876815is that kemi
katie was a northern monkey and she was lovely
2 hot 2 wank
>>223876980The entire thing is a joke and the less people vote the better
>>223876970Didn't know we still sent our criminals to Australia
>>223876959lol no chance you could ya abo dog*pisses on your ancestors graves*
>>223876999Mao Zedong on democracy
toil is over. i need something to do this evening to keep me off the booze. what should i do
>>223876954I wouldn't trust a Chinese woman to raise my children. They call Chinks bugmen for a reason. Unthinking, unfeeling people, they are so culturally alien to us they might as well be from Mars.
>>223877011
>>223877019booze
>>223877011sent that nigger freak flying
>>223876954my kryptonite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Barbonscr
>>223876719how are they "islamist"
>>223876944>Yes, but you aren't supposed to literally translate names into your own language and then use them.This has happened very commonly throughout history and this is just a continuationMany famous men have this such as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart as you know and the name Craig is just a translation of the name Peter
>>223876737raped that freak
>>223877023Chinese girls aren't really like that they just call their husbands puppy, baby the fuck out of them and get angry when you ever you spend any money also they tend to force their kids into studying or doing sports
>>223876954Deeply deeply strange when people post a woman who looks and acts like a child and tries to convince me this alluring
>>223877037Timmy seeing this, his heart pounding out of his chest, eyes turning into hearts and pulsating out of their sockets, his tongue rolling out of his agape mouth, he lets out a loud “AWOOOOGA”
anyone fancy coming over and helping me in the loft?
>>223877023don't think you'll ever have to worry about that
Y'all ever had a sprite cranberry in this heat??
>>223877039>Praise-God Barebone
can't answer that because he used a stupid yank contraction
>>223876999Didn't ask for your opinion yank
Emergency services respond to train derailment in East Sussex
>>223877075gay if wouldn't
chatbgpt is better than google for googling stuff
imagine being dead. fuck all to worry about. must be lush
>>223877111I blame Farage
might go to Clacton tomorrow and see what the fuss is about
>Bored Rural Asylum Seekers Will ‘Inevitably Misbehave’. Edwina Currie: "The obvious thing that 1,200 young men are going to need in the middle of a village like Little Piddington is a brothel"
>>223877071They are fun to date issue is that my ex will and has cursed me out in mandarin while her dad laughs and the mom looks annoyed
>>223877105Well, you got it. And you'll keep getting it. Because you're the raped.
>>223876909she's got a tight body though so you would be chad if you bang that
>>223877111Near the station, will be low speed. Nothingburger.
>>223877116>Hey puppy you didn't eat breakfast eat this now!!!!>You look so tired please rest>You can't order out only eat my cooking
lowkirkenuinely mental illness
might use AI to guess the winning lotto numbers
I am the raped
>>>/vg/576782695
>>223877146Oh trust me they won’t have to pay unlike Timmy x
>lowkirkenuinely sounds a bit reddity that
HadstNow there's a grammatical mood one won't have seen oftenmost
>>223877146lowkey who do migrants in uk cities fuck?i cant imagine very many women would be that open to them
>>223877071>Deeply deeply strange when people post a woman who looks and acts like a child and tries to convince me this alluringThis website is full of literal, genuine, unironic, actual pedophiles. Why are you surprised?Mods will never do anything about it btw, they are pedos too so they encourage this behaviour.Wish there was some way to contact someone like Chris Hansen and get them to do an expose on 4chan's sick relation with this kind of stuff.
Written the first 13 pages of my script
>>223877202no its just used across the entire internet which you dont know of because your are an incel of the incels who is rejected from everywhere but 4chan
The Home Office is considering using the Bicester barracks to house 1,250 people, but this has been met with fierce opposition from the 350 local residents of Piddington. Home Office minister Anna Turley said they would be “contained” on the “self-contained” site in Piddington but clarified those being housed would be allowed out.imagine the blackrapings
>>223877121>you're absolutely right, that was a lethal dose of calpol
>>223877209They administer vexbaton to KatyThis is well known
genuinely why does heathermong cuckpost?i remember he hates the irish and used to say that the irish tended to racemix so did his obsession with that turn into a full blown fetish?such a strange little creature
>>223877209why do you think rape gangs are a thing
>>223877235retarded freak
>>223877244hes a slut for big irish cock or some shit like that
>>223877244Mental illness, plus it gets a reaction from people and that's all people give a shit about on 4chan
>>223877235mmm no i think it sounds a bit reddity sorry>>223877209they just rape people
>>223877244the belgian freak mindraped him into being his slave
>>223877184
>>223877259rape gangs existed before refugee hordes and have not been linked to refugees well
>>223877239oh well
>>223877244his anti irish stuff was his best material
>>223877225Hope you reread it and it's just a Death In Paradise episode
>>223877284
>>223877235>no its just used across the entire internetBragging about having zoomer/gen alpha brainrot doesn't exactly make you look like a winner does it.
>>223877235>no its just used across the entire internetonly ever seen it used in tiktok comments sections matesorry incel nobody thinks you're a normie :(
>>223877244it's pretty well established that people obsessed with racemixing/cuckolding are projecting
Masons won
>>223877244>i remember he hates the irish and used to say that the irish tended to racemix so did his obsession with that turn into a full blown fetish?My theory is that he is himself of Irish diaspora descent and thus the anti-Irish hate is just another part of his self-hating cuckold thing.
>>223877344Timmy cope
>>223877286yeah but they're all browns
A train has derailed near Lewes in East Sussex, British Transport Police say
the fungus hates the irish so much he became a zionist for a few weeks and was obsessed with this one israeli politician
>>223877344wheres your evidence?oh... none...
my dad's dad is Irish does that make me irish diaspora
>>223877369There is no God...
>>223877373Yeah forgot about thatThink it was because of the law they were passing where they could execute terrorists or whatever and the Irish were really upset about it
>>223877361sup cordy
>>223877344he didn't like this
Good morning I hate niggers, nigger apologists and those who emulate niggers.
Cuckposting is literally only a 4chan thing btw. Go to Reddit, Twitter, Bluesky or whatever and you genuinely never ever see it unless you deliberately go to a fetish subreddit. It's literally just here that it's a general thing that you just see spammed randomly in totally unrelated places.
nicotine pouch labels arouse because they're always like>made deliciously in sweden with love and i immediately think of swedish twink femboys
right then that's the cv updated. everyone say thank you chat gpt
>>223877387it does im afraid youre on his hit list youre so fucked now
>Water bills set to rise for many after firms permitted extra funding
>>223877387most englishmen in northern england have irish y-dna due to mass migration of irishmen in the 19th centuryvirtually no danish or anglian y-dna survives in england
>>223877373That was done ironically. Heathermong is a hardcore Palestine mong. Remember he's the same guy who spams images over and over and over about how "Jewish therapists are encouraging people to cut off their parents" or what the fuck ever.
>>223877427*blinks**twists my barstool around in the other direction*
>>223877427It also exists on the shartyBasically any right wing site has it
>>223877427if you go on the int catalogue theres always 100 threads about one race fucking another ones women, one race being betas, etc, just bizarre shit i couldnt ever imagine caring about
>>223877431thank you chatgptI've actually heard that just saying thanks or goodbye to the chatgpt costs OpenAI a fair bit
>>223877427Cuckold website. Sorry, shaggers!
Do the Jews control Israel?
Fact is that heatherpaedo, much like mousey, is a ghoul who is obsessed with getting attention on 4chan.
I enjoyed the post where he posted a pic of that Israeli politician and said 'there is more intelligence in this mans little finger than the entirety of Ireland' lol
>>223877443Not just the north. Simple fact is that if you're white and not a toff, you're probably part Irish. Poshos are the exception where the only relation to Ireland they usually have is some distant ancestor who was part of the Anglo-Irish upper class that fled immediately after independence.
>>223877502
>>223877490loads of little brown men use this boardat any given time i reckon there are more brown fellas than whites using this general
Is this an appropriate outfit for a trip to the shops?
I...Will...Post it !!!
