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samantha morton edish

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peter won

*hits blunt*

you know, we black guys got the better era to be the sexually dominant race in.

yeah sure white dudes were having their way with their slaves in the 1800s but like, showering wasn't invented yet. Everybody smelled like shit and looked like shit. And no cameras

Now though, they're the cucks and we're just absolutely destroying white women and half the time we don't even want them but they beg us to film them worshipping BBC

I'm just saying I think we got the better deal

>Water companies have been given the green light to increase bills for customers by an extra £3.4bn in coming years to meet rising demand from housebuilding and data centres
we live in a literal dystopia

>>223877820
we live in the rapeworld

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teacher assessed grades proved how girls are favoured by society

>>223877820
data centres provide jobs!

>>223877851
blimey
to be fair if i were a teacher i'd probably give the girls better grades if you know what I mean

1:30 pm and i still have no clue what to do today

all it took for yellow men to be turned from unfuckable effeminate freaks into desirable partners was a few years of americans funding one shit korean band and netflix airing one mediocre TV show. lol. women are such simpletons

>>223877890
No, I don’t. Please elaborate.

Blog time for you because I learnt something important today
I brought some sweet treats in for my team who came in early this morning for a one off job.
In the afternoon a big chunky bird, who I never need to interact with and rarely see, walked past and I saw the look of wonderment on her face as she laid eyes on the calories before her.
>hey..please help yourself, they won't last until tomorrow
>wow...THANK YOU!
The joy on her face honestly I can't describe it to you
She sat at her desk and devoured it before leaning over and giving the most heartfelt thanks. She looked almost tearful, like a kid who was lost and finally found her parents.
I now understand why some people are feeders. I haven't made someone this happy in years.
>she came back for seconds about 15 minutes later the greedy cow

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hmmm

>>223877851
it's over for foids

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a pair of great tits

>>223877851
>massive increase in the years teachers handed out marks
>but there's no bias towards women in the education sector

>>223877820
i can't afford 3.4 billion

>>223877910
Get her pumped (full of calories)

>>223877851
>unable to whore themselves out for free during lockdown
>grades go through the roof

Tame impala IS a Beatles ripoff

>>223877926
>Young women aged 16 to 24 in full-time work are now earning an average of £2,200 more per year than men in the same age bracket
yeah sure mate

>>223877957
It's all I can think about right now

>>223877897
Korea's recent obsession with AI slop is going to piss away their hard-earned period of cultural relevance. It will go down fine with their own population since they're the typical soulless Asian bugmen, but the quirky artist types in the west who are obsessed with stuff like Kpop Demon Hunters are going to completely lose interest in the next few years as every cultural product coming out of Korea gets revealed to be heavily AI-generated.

The housing asylum seekers in army barracks gimmick would be pretty good if they didn't just let them go walkabout in the surrounding villages

don't know if anybodys mentioned it today but it is bloody hot out

>>223877897
they all use makeup as men. very weird culture

grilled cheese and tomato soup
all you need

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Is they/them pussy as good as people say?

One has invited me to accompany them at a "sex positive kink club night"

>>223877966
i really like tame impala desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnP7qKxwzjg

>>223877966
explain

>>223877820
Shouldn't the data centres be paying for rising demand from data centres? Rather than the general public?

>>223878002
don't understand a word of this post

>>223877984
source?

>>223878007
shut up

>>223878002
I'm not sure this is something you need 4chan's verdict on just go if you like them or don't if you don't

>>223878002
bizarre incel fantasy from a stinky shut in
be quiet

>>223878007
communist

ill rape all of you

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alysa

>>223877909
Well I'm not gay

>>223878002
>Is they/them pussy as good as people say?
Non-binary women generally have extremely poor hygiene. It's broadly just an excuse for them to put zero effort into self-grooming because "I'm not a woman so i don't need to be feminine anymore".

>>223877971
farage will fix this

>>223878007
They do pay
But that increases demand and raises prices, because supply isn't increasing

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need autumn

>>223878002
have never spoken to a non binary person in my life

>>223878022
here feel how hot i am
*grabs your hand and sticks it down my trousers*

>>223878078
not even the genie from aladdin could fix this
pandora's box has been opened
women are unstoppable now

>>223878096
cant handle the heat mate?

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rorke

>>223878129
islam will fix it

>>223878050
lol

just realised something
you can either be non-binary or not non-binary (or binary)
so um, isn't that kind of like a, you know...

>>223878003
Beatles never wrote songs about bush doofs did they

Get all your ritualposts done now
We’re not doing them in the new. This is effectively the end of ritualposting

Just got called a quirk chungus during jury selection

spongebob squarewave subedish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCHhsYej8Kk

non binny boots

>tfw scared

>>223878112
why does she look like that?

>>223877954
scr

>>223878138
rorke scampering home from his weekly shop at tesco

>>223878143
everything in life is a 1 or a 0, either it happened or it didn't. In a 100 years, nobody will remember what you tried to do but failed or gave up on, only your accomplishments will remain.

>>223877993
generally dismissive of yank food combos but this is genuinely good

>>223878112
Reckon Wayne has had a go on her?

>>223878007
fucking commie

grilled cheese on da radiator

alright, fuck it
*gets naked*

>>223878226
grimmers

Only in the office 3 days a week but I fucking hate it. Stuck here though because where else can I get a hybrid or remote job

crazy how 90% of posts made by UK flag are fag posts

>>223878230
seems so easy to be gay

>>223878226
bangor? i hardly know her hahaha

>>223878242
at least it's cool

gay freak

>>223878230
shit on me at black hill lane

Scored a GBA SP for £34
Broken screen but not fussed as I wanted to IPS mod it anyway. Comes with a charger
New shell ordered on Aliexpress

>>223878265
imageboard, not search engine

>>223878159
black pussy changed rorke

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>Coordinated Universal Time is based on Greenwich Mean time
>Prime Meridian is based on Greenwich Observatory
>Greenwich
>Green Witch
Fucking hate how demons control us.

>>223878242
u've been done
unlike me hahahahaaha

that's the nutsack recharged with the mint and tea tree shower gel

>>223878242
they at least got aircon?

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>>223878291

>>223878309
me on the left

my family took shit from the english the minute we got off the boat

haha you brits REALLY like gay sex don't you

>>223878303
what does poo emoji pig emoji mean in the gay community

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>>223878239
are these more to your liking?

>>223878326
we do yes lol

i read somewhere brazilians when it's too hot they take their bed out to the garden and sleep there, reckon you could do that in the UK if it gets too hot.

just seen andrew tate sucking on harvey price nipple

>>223878287
shriek

>>223878354
fair play

Enjoying summer is banned forevermore

Due to woke of course

>>223878257
crazy how 90% of posts made by US flag are "fag" posts

>>223877772
that's peter griffin from the cartoon 'family guy'

>>223878354
good for him

>>223878354
Why's he pulling a face like he's about to violently stab the photographer to death?

>>223878354
any time someone tells me about their kid getting all As i assume they cheated. mainly because i did so i know how easy it is

>>223878342
what about the dangerous bugs and snakes there?

>>223878402
how did you cheat?

browsing steam for which game I'll torrent next aha x

>>223878402
with those contact lenses or what?

do you say caff or cafay

>>223878402
how did you cheat?

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Do fake people know they're being fake, or are they just NPCs acting on impulse?

the 'io'ass

>>223878420
screec

>>223878415
creaming

back in my day you couldn't get A* in A levels

cunt with his own drive has parked on the road

hi girlies

>>223878411
cheatsheets with tiny abreviated writing on them just slipped them out my pocket and sat them on the chair at my crotch

>>223878454
kids these days are smarter

Got 5 A* in GCSE

then 4 Bs in AS level

Then a B, C, D, U in A2. The U was in classical history

LOL!

>>223878463
wouldn't work for me as my massive bulge would cover it up

>>223878435
How are you not an NPC, go on, share with me a unique opinion or insight that isn't a platitude or a commonplace to prove you're actually sapient.

>>223878483
>classical history
no such a-level
do you mean ancient history or classical civilisation

>>223878463
fair play but thats so risky if an invigilator caught you its GG innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoZJ-bu-bA

I'VE GOT TO BREAAAAAK FREEEEEE

>>223878492
well thats how it worked because any invigiliator catching me would have to admit to looking at a little boys willy

>>223878501
yes classical civilisation you pedantic gimp

>>223878435
urrhhhhggh everyone is so fake bro it’s all macho corporate bullshit dude
*becomes a heroin addict and gets shot by his jewish wife*

>>223878498
Oasis are shit

Reckon Richard Hammond has a BWC?

why dont they make steam downloads fast?

>>223878540
ok fair play lad

>>223878503
shame they cancelled their tour last year, poor sara :(

Got A* A A B at A level but didn't go to uni, might go one day tho
Work with my Dad who ended up starting a business when I was at A level

>>223878112
strange looking freak, just astonishing that it's even capable of leaving the house, look at it... sitting next to are harv like that, disgusting

>>223878541
no one with the confidence for tv has a small willy. except the nonces . rolf. jimmy. all tiny

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mental health services must be contacted at this point

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Being a man who is too scared to make the first move is the worst fate you can possibly have in this world.

An ugly or short man who doesn't give a fuck and can approach 100s of women without fear of rejection will inevitably, always, find a partner. But if you're too terrified to approach you could be a literal 10/10 Adonis and still be a perma-incel.

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>>223878031
Just asking for thoughts because i've seen many a meme about the so-called "they/them pussy".

>>223878045
Yeah, might be a fantasy for you.

>>223878071
That might be true but surely sweaty smelly primal shagging is ideal for a sex club? Like if I wanted a clean tidy experience I'd go home


>>223878098
Probably have if you've ever gone to a city.These days you can get arrested in Brighton and Bristol for being cishet

>>223878354
>David
Hahahahaha wog names right

>>223877851
there's actual scientific proof that women are getting dumber over time, and leftypol... lets just say... yeah you already know what im gonna say

Festivals went woke

>>223878584
> a literal 10/10 Adonis and still be a perma-incel.
KTIm

>>223878002
>One has invited me to accompany them at a "sex positive kink club night"
i assume this is london? depending on which event i acn give you an idea about whether she's fun or not

>>223878584
bumble was already shite but now it's extra shite

>>223878331
yes

tim is real life mr bean. he needs a biopic

>>223878544
you have the limit download speed option checked
your disk write speed is slow
network congestion

is getting smashed this weather good?

feels like the heat would cause me to just pass out

>>223878555
damn never looked into the band just like the music, they've had a rough history

>>223878557
what subjects lad? also, lucky cunt

>>223878634
imagine tim flyin' around in a lime-green mini

Fan is just blowing hot air now ffs

>>223878651
not of those things in fact

>>223878653
this is childs play compared to an australian summer and the are known to not give a single shit matie
get to fucking KNOW

>>223878634
Need him to hurry up and cark it so I can buy the rights to his image off his brother and sell his photos to indie bands for their cover art

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its lush here. england is third world by comparison

sweating lots and ive barely moved all day

still deny climate change rorke?

paladin is a dogshit class and minthara is a useless whore

>>223878664
he already has the same teddy

>>223878686
lushberg

Cumming like a crazed infant

>>223878704
we dont deny climate change u mong
we deny that human beings are causing it

>>223878686
wait until all 60m englishmen move to scotland

>>223878705
mousey speaks of this in his latest podcast

>>223878672
yea, all of those are reasons
also cpu bottleneck or your ISP is throttling it

post bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4

>>223878730
fixed it by doing this
so definitely either a steam or windows issue

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/previous-versions/troubleshoot/windows-server/turn-disk-write-caching-on-off

*hums a jaunty tune*

>>223878673
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RVRCNzIXlqc

found out last night the proto gf was once in an orgy at uni with more people in it than i've had sexual contact with in my life

i'm glad i have a university degree

that is all.

>>223878738
used this play this shit all the time at uni back in 2012. was ironic at first then ended up liking it

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ello lads

>>223878761
wtf an orgy among normal uni students? how does this shit happen i've not even heard of one happening let alone been invited

>>223878517
i didn't even show up to my classicial civilisation as level exam
and didn't do it in the 2nd year

>>223878781
would take pleasure is clobbering that cunt into mash

climate changes every day

>>223878785
she was in uni
the orgy was in some sex club

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Ktim

>>223878785
"more people in it than i've had sexual contact with in my life"

he means she had sex two people probably
that's an orgy to him

king of the hill is the best adult cartoon of all time

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lads is it gay if I want to decorate my room with fairy lights? My sister has it in her room and honestly it looks really cool

>>223878584
>66% of women surveyed
Must've been the fat or ugly ones who wouldn't get replies back

The whole point of bumble was for attractive women to pick and choose the chads they want to have sex with, and the chads could sit back and relax and just wait for messages from cute girls

I used it for years and it was fantastic. Now what's unique about bumble? it's no different to tinder.

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>>223878795
No you wouldn't

>>223878723
im sure this is based on an extensive familiarity with the literature and it isn't at all based upon a credulous attention paid to conspiratorial grifters and a sophistical usage of equivocation and selective scepticism

>>223878821
it's a bit zesty i won't lie

>>223878820
finally a good australian post

>>223878821
no
would it stop you if i said yes

my name is ye and i sucked my cousins dick til i was 14

hate american place names. stuff like minnesota and connecticut isn't pronounced the way its supposed to even by americans. and they have the nerve to moan at us for worcester. just call it KONETICUT or mini soda the way you say it. why let yourself be cucked by indigenous language if you managed to slaughter them all anyway

>>223878781
the bergulon

Need Timmy ...

FISH WANT ME

Bismark, north dakota

>>223878842
haha u wot m8

>>223878842
for me its arkansas

>>223878842
think this is a really boring and stupid thing to care about

Mate got 4 A's at A level and went to a top uni but then he became a drugsmong and is now fat and programs websites for an average wage

>>223878880
sounds comfy

down the billabong in wollongong in my billabongs

watching some classic todd in the shadows

>>223878880
know plenty of people who did this even with weed

>>223878880
and you're here

>>223878880
ktim

knob itches a bit

>>223878880
i got BDD at a level, went to an ex-poly, now program websites for 78k

>>223878880
the dream

>>223878785
>>223878805
when I was in uni there was a sex club in the city we lived and apparently some of the top shagger lads in our year used to go there

didn't sound like somewhere you could find fit girls though tbqh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JwI2NrVYqIE

shorts are off
stripped down to my cummy pissy farty boxers

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We're with the vipers

Might watch Spirited Away. Such a whimsical film. I am NOT a nonce

watching mark wiens

>>223878842
I like how they name the state or country after the city too

>Kelly was noted to have been "loud and boisterous" with "lots of laughter" during the first couple of hours of the flight on 19 December, prosecutor Saba Shan said.

Not allowed to be joyful anymore baka

>>223878821
I had fairy lights in my shagger studio in uni but I gave off handsome cool stoner shagger vibes

A Levels mean fuck all
all that matters is how good looking you are and how big your cock is

>>223878935
me too lol
spunky sweaty boxers only
fan pointed right at my body

>>223878821
ever sneak into her room and root through her stuff?

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pathetic sums

>>223878937
Yeah alri Ragnar Lothbrok

going to play some sniper elite 5

>>223878832
yup correct

>>223878937
Grizzly Adams motherfucker

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>>223878975
some freak just won this

you often hear people say correlation doesn't equal causation but one thing people really need to learn is that a correlation doesn't apply in every single case
that there is a correlation between intelligence and decision making skills doesn't mean intelligent people make the right decisions all the time and some intelligent people might end up making a few catastrophic errors and fucking their life up
its something that you lot, you spiritually petite-bourgeois shopkeeper utility drone little englanders really struggle, with, so committed are you to the idea that intelligence is entirely evidenced by wealth earned in a lifetime

>>223878842
The American ones aren't too bad because the languages of the native tribes there aren't as offensive to the ears.

Australian place names are the really fucked up ones. They be living in cities called shit like "Wagga Wagga", "Poowong", "Warrnambool", "Wollongong", "Joondalup". Actual fucking stone-age tier shit. Oh and also you aren't allowed to admit these names are retarded if you're in Australia, or else you'll be labelled a giga-racist and have your entire life destroyed.

>>223878999
good game that
enjoy joining other peoples games and wanking while stalking them on the map

>>223878999
grow up

>>223878832
trying out the thesaurus mum bought you for school or something?

love how gropable boxer briefs make my cock bulge look

>>223878969
mad how kieran is an oscar winner and macauly bums around red letter media now

I have done my research since, but I had no idea how to go from kissing a girl to having sex with her back in uni. I was lucky a couple of times, but they were in situations where it was impossible NOT to get laid.

>>223879037
like a button mushroom in a washcloth

>>223879026
its a very serious game

need to win the lottery pronto
i'd still be a smeggy incel neet but at least i wouldnt have to worry about being forced back to work

>>223879016
you got an inferiority complex or what?

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Islam is the future of the world.

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Haven't been on /brit/ for nearly a year, have I missed anything?

>>223879016
read hume and al-ghazali

>>223878923
Why would top shaggers need to go get manky ran through pussy at a sex club?

>>223879071
Whoa mama!

>>223879071
mousey got a jewfro and moved to America

>>223878999
sniper elite 5 steam key is £2.60 on eneba
is that real and should i cop?

>>223879018
at least poowang is funny unlike the humourless yank freaks

>>223879067
woke shite

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anime

>>223879032
Those are all words that I am very familiar and comfortable with. You should try actually picking up a few books and reading them, might clear up the mental fog a bit.

>>223879099
eneba is legit, buy a lot of my keys off there
dunno about sniper elite, but i liked revolutions atomfall

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mad that they let this happen

>>223878950
Rorkes da strikes again

>>223878870
fuck you ragebaiting freak. blocked . janny will hear about this

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>>223879099
dont know if it's real but its a very good game and worth much more than £2.60

>>223879064
Exhibit A
>>223879075
I have

Completely forgot it's the Clacton by election lol

How's farage polling against that bin? Be banter if he lost

>>223879071
Would kiss her armpits.

>>223879121
>>223879148
copped and downloading now

>>223879120
yeah? you're very smart with your fancy words on a forum about poo and crisps haha

>>223879180
for me its the armpits of the fanny

i used to play sniper elite 4 you see and it was good so i will try it

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why didnt you get the 2.09 one?
got dark patterned out of 51 pence

whole life's needing ended

>>223879165
hope binface throughly trounces that bigoted embarrassment to the nation, tired of the right wing controlled mainstream media's bullshit presentation of that fool as representative of some kind of moral majority
we don't claim him, we don't agree with him
binface will prevail and the joke will be on farage

>>223879165
Here are all 34 candidates:

Joseph 77 (Independent)
Adham Alkhatip (The Forward Party)
Count Binface (Count Binface Party)
Nick The Incredible Flying Brick (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Tony Cane (Independent)
Woke Trump Carrzee (Independent)
William Stuart James Clouston (Social Democratic Party)
Rees Cowne (Independent)
Glenn Charles Cummings (Independent)
Martin Davies (Freedom Alliance – Real People, Real Alternative!)
Andy Erlam (Independent)
Nigel Farage (Reform UK)
Attieh Fard (Independent)
Laurence Fox (The Reclaim Party)
Tony Francis (Independent)
Robin Green (Independent)
Abi Hookway (Independent)
Howling Laud Hope (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Stephen Richard Ingram (Independent)
Amy Morris (Independent)
Derrick Norbert Morris (Independent)
Michael Noel O’Keeffe (Independent)
Martyn OBrien (Independent)
Nick Pelas (Independent)
Ketankumar Pipaliya (UK VOICE safer and stronger UK)
Daniel Pocock (Independent)
James Ransley (Consensus Party Candidate)
Gerry Smith (Independent)
Kai Stephens (British Democrats)
John Stevens (Rejoin EU)
Baron Von Thunderclap (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Pamela Walford (Independent)
Marcus White (Everyone is God Party)
Marc Wilkinson (Independent)

70.5 GB are you having a laugh pal
>>223879238
fuck i just missed out on 51p it's over

>>223879195
I'll post about what I want, and you post about what you want. How's that?

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as a white man who is oft referred to as a "chunky monkey" - where can I possibly acquire a 10/10 coloured gal?

>>223878610
Bristol. Have you been to many in London? I've had a few friends that went to KV but don't know any others

im a mover and a shaker and also a sensitive young man and an unc but still only a kid

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you're years behind my research

>>223877820
Keep sitting on your ass and voting, it will surely change things.

>>223879269
Don't recall saying you couldn't do that

they done that election yet then?

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rorke APOPLEPTIC

Stourbridge going up in flames as we speak.