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Be still Edition

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mother's accent is getting worse as she gets older bitch is turning in to boomhauer
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futacock
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Designing creature stat blocks is always the hardest part of writing these adventure modules.
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>>223888203
Dang ol' awwww
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I brush my teeth every other day and never floss
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>>223888195
after what i just went through, i don't even care about the money. that was life-changing. like dante going through the circles. i think i'll just carefully have spoonfuls of cottage cheese, and continue thanking God that a flipping email coupon "free" pizza didn't make me shit myself to death. they do owe me a tupperware bowl, though. not using that one again.
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>>223888240
You are a valuable asset and you need to invest in yourself
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This is a polish jew
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How is your aunt marie doing?
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>>223888205
you have my attention
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getting sick and tired of these covert advertisements
papa john's is the best
I'm not eating pizza hut or dominos
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>>223888285
Doing 30 for jeetcide
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>>223888240
i think flossing is a person-to-person thing. i had a girlfriend who had tightly packed, sort of crooked teeth. she was sweet, but she always brushed for half a minute, and spit. she wound up, i shit you not, needing over ten thousand dollars worth of dental work done by the time i split. i brush gently, but thoroughly, and only use mouthwash. never floss except for one particular toothset that always get stuff stuck. never had a cavity in my life, and only brush before bed. i really think it depends on your teeth's alignment and general habits. i also almost never eat sugar. my waffles only have cheese, onions and ham on them.
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>>223888191
I do it all the time lmfao
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>>223888290
Domino's used to be decent in Canada, but I swear prices have increased at least 40% since 2020 and the quality is far worse
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It needs to stop raining so I can fix the strip of siding that blew off my trailer the other night
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ganbatte~~~~ anonku~~~~~~n
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some of this jav shit is absolutely unhinged
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>>223888329
Last time I had Domino's was pre COVID and it wan't good. The sauce tasted like tomato paste. Way too thick and concentrated.
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>>223888368
That cockroach video used to get shitposted here a lot, but for me the earthworm one was worse
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Glub Shito is the key to all of this
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>>223888375
Were the guys making it jeets back then? Once your franchise gets jeeted it's unironically over.
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>>223888303
I recently started flossing everyday the last few months and I'm pretty sure it made my teeth more crooked. But for the longest time all I did was brush my teeth, but I don't rinse with water afterwards so the fluoride can't make my gay teeth harder
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We should all go to the quarry and throw things down there
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>>223888399
took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
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>>223888290
Papa johanns has by far the most cucked default pricing. It's like 22 dollars for a large specialty pizza
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>>223888284
that's a work of fiction. jews are both hideous and weak.
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>>223888368
for me it's the escalation. it just seems like "normal" porn at first, nice music playing, then all the sudden she's pissing in her mouth or there's shit or something. men should learn japanese if only to read any disclaimers first. warning: this is one of those crazy ones where bitches play with body waste. if our victory in the second big one remained the same, i would undo the nukes if it meant the japs would stop making ambush-style freak porn.
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>>223888240
I brush once a day and never floss and I've only had a cavity once in my life.
But I go to the dentist every 6 months and always get the fluoride treatment which really helps
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>>223888411
Yo that's a green heron, I have seen them near my house!
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In every bodycam video when someone asks the cop "why do you need my ID" the cop always gets flustered and starts stammering instead of just saying something like "I'm required to collect identification from everyone involved in the incident"
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>>223888368
Even "vanilla" jav is completely unhinged. The girls clearly aren't into it, there's always too much tongue action, and the screeching is insane
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>>223888428
How about green heroin
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Bitch is that earthworm jim in yo pussy
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>>223888391
I ordered delivery so I dunno. Considering I used to live in a high jeet area at the time it's likely it was. I make my own 'za now and rarely get takeout.
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>>223888444
extremely fantastic double triples. weirdly good video games also.
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>>223888439
>"vanilla" jav
>be me
>in a Japanese resort style hotel
>they have jav on the TV's PPV
>they also have free JAV on the tv home menu
>free one is only some very vanilla stuff, basic categories
>one of the free basic fetish categories is rape
Japs are so based
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Cheesed to meet you
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who up feeling they squeeze
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>>223888469
*rapes you*
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>>223888470
Looks to be about $3CAD worth of processed cheese, Canadians could never afford to do this.
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>>223888482
With that 10cm pen0r and jeet noodle arms? Unlikely nigga!
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so there's this bitch and she's acting like a news presenter. and this guy comes on and starts tickling her asshole while she keeps reading news
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watching jerma :)
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My turn to cook dinner, don't know what to make
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>>223888502
You should turn back now, the depravities of the Japanese mind is not meant for foreigners.
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I'm not into anal stuff.
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>>223888476
i'm easing on the squeeze of my please. all tease for a belt-below sneeze, and i need more bad habits like a critter needs fleas.
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>>223888439
I wonder if they do the screeching when having regular sex?
>>223888489
I hate that you can no longer buy a pack of 6 slices anymore. What the fuck do I need 20 slices of American cheese.
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>>223888529
>20
It's usually 14 or 22 now
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>>223888529
>What the fuck do I need 20 slices of American cheese.
it's not like they go bad. what do you need 1 slice for? it's nasty.
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>>223888529
>I wonder if they do the screeching when having regular sex?
Asian women do this, yes
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>>223888537
It's good for burgers
>>223888551
I wonder why?
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There was a presumably homeless man sitting in my parking stall charging his phone when i came home from work yesterday evening. I called police about it as he didn't scurry away in to the shadows immediately. Watched police drive through a few minutes later from my apartment window, homeless had run off already. I've been stressed out all day that he will return again this evening.
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>>223888562
>I wonder why?
It seems to be innate, I've experienced with oriental women who've never watched porn.
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im nevert saying anything again
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i lost my virginity to a japanese girl in college and her pussy was so tight it literally ruined sex for me
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>>223888562
>It's good for burgers
wait until you try real cheese
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>>223888537
they're good for a few things. they melt better, and i had a dog who would only take his medicine if it was wrapped in a little fold of it. got him to nineteen years! so they can't be all that bad. miss you buddy.
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Did you guys hear that AI companies are buying millions of books then destroying them?

1984 type shit
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>>223888575
finally!
>>223888583
real cheese is too good for burgers
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>>223888579
you mean other girls weren't tight enough later?
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>>223888590
ai companies are so evil it's almost comical
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Mr. Kitten likes to hold onto one of my hands while I pet him.
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Eric, can I come to your /cum/cord? The other one is for simps.
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>>223888601
yes

worst part is i only got to shag her twice
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/cum/bubbles I'm gettin fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cj1nLnEA1g
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>>223888579
There was a Japanese exchange student in college who wanted to fuck me but I didn't because she had a boyfriend back home and I'd feel bad.
Guess what, now I'm a virgin!
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>>223888590
I saw a gif of that and it was a book recycling plant
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I was fixated on a girl for my entire time in college and it wasn't until 3 years after we graduated I found out she was a lesbian
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>>223888621
I pity you.
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>>223888635
Wtf how can you obsessed with someone that long without even getting to know her
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You don't hate them enough.
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>>223888636
At least I got to cuddled with her at a party, but we were both too drunk to have sex
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>>223888590
This is another kind of easily dismissed manufactured outrage, like the water usage thing.
The information in the books is what's important (if even that), not the paper and glue and ink that makes up a single copy of a book.

AI companies are creating an environment where everything you do is monitored. You will not be able to see anything, go anywhere, do anything or even think anything without it being recorded by the police state or an advertiser.
There will be no justice or freedom in the AI future.
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A hot black girl wanted to fuck me in high school but I said no because I was in my chud phase
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>>223888641
She was closeted so I thought the girl she was hooking up with the entire time was just her friend
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>>223888645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE
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>>223888646
You don't need AI for that just look at the China
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>>223888672
>the China
fuck
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I raped a girl once but only realized it was rape years after.
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It's funny how this really is "the golden age" and we will literally be wishing for these days again in about 5 years or so
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>>223888685
What?
Elaborate.
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>>223888685
Lucky dog.
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can we get some cerebral posts going
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>>223888672
>>223888684
Are you le french
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>>223888687
the golden age was covid lockdowns
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>>223888685
also it was a golden retriever not sure if that matters
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SO UNDERSTAND
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR THOSE WASTED YEARS
FACE UP, MAKE YOUR STAND
AND REALIZE YOU'RE LIVING IN THE GOLDEN YEARS
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>>223888696
aren't all posts cerebral posts?
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I’m an optimist for humanity's future but a pessimist for my own personal life
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>>223888705
No it originally said the CCP but I changed it to China
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tfw no slimthick latina gf who begs you to eat her ass that smells like taco seasoning
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>>223888689
We were both students. I was sleeping at her place and we were sharing a bed but we were only friends. I made a move and she told me to fuck off that I was a pain but I forced her and she let me. Cool girl. Also different times when raping a girl was just being a pain.
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Remember we were dogging on Canada b/c they were letting so many Chinese come in and buy up their property?
It would have been impossible to imagine that they would outdo themselves by bringing in 10x as many jeetards.
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>>223888729
Have you been to /brit/
>>223888752
What's the appeal of eating ass?
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>>223888753
this definitely never happened
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>>223888758
it's gonna be your problem in about 15 years jsyk, ignoring the plight of Canada is like cutting off your nose to spite your face
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>>223888735
think of the person you care about the most. you don't have to say who. feel how much you want for their future. now think how they much they want the same for you too. your optimism for humanity, in the microscope, is optimism for yourself. the way you love, admire, and cherish others, is the way they feel about you. and don't you dare casually dismiss. if i were getting paid by the hour to hang around /cum/ i'd be a millionaire by now. i'd only post this if i meant it. and i do. i'm optimistic about your future.
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>>223888766
>What's the appeal of eating ass?
I don't know but it turns me on
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>>223888791
Let me just turn on my remigration + TND machine to magically solve the problem for you.
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>>223888646
>The information in the books is what's important (if even that), not the paper and glue and ink that makes up a single copy of a book.

Ya I was actually mad the paper and glue being destroyed, bruh
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>>223888793
>think of the person you care about the most
I don't care about anyone desu
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>>223888803
what I mean is they're gonna be refugees flooding your border when Canadians finally snap, as we do every 75-100 years. the west will chimpout first and you'll see the great migration of pajeets from Calgary and Edmonton flood across your border like buffalo. Ontario will follow suit and they'll be riding barrels over the falls into New York and turning the Detroit River into the Ganges 2.0
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>>223888831
If you're not upset about the book, what are you upset about?
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futa gock
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>>223888794
i had a buddy who stuck it in his gf's butt, and she sucked him after because she was so horny. they were kind of a committed couple, but not living together yet and she went radio silent for awhile. he thought it was the anal part, and she wasn't really into it and he was all worried, thinking she was regretting it and was gonna break up with him. it turned out she got sick from her own ass germs and was just laid up for awhile. lol it was such a relief, because he really thought he had upset her, and she was gonna leave him, but no. just accidentally ate a little of your own poop issues. they're still friends, too! she's pretty cool.
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>>223888866
can you not
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Took a massive shit yesterday and today.
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IN THE MORNING YOU GO GOCKIN
FOR THE MAN WHO STOLE YOUR WATER
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>>223888888
Digits witnessed!!!
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>>223888888
pepe
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>>223888888


>>223888899
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>>223888888
it's over for gock lovers
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>>223888861
Should be pretty obvious
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>>223888903
JACK
JACK
DO IT AGAAAINN
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>>223888888
huge digits. futa cock > futa gock confirmed.
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>>223888888
FROG NATION
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>>223888915
>And moreover, I hold that nothing will ever happen!
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>>223888888
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hm....who is it....
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>>223888955
the man who stole your water, we were just over this!
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>>223888955
https://youtu.be/wen1NAgkRj0
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You are the monsters of the original mr softee ice cream trucks
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>Gaul at large lies divided into three parts...where nothing has ever happened
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>>223888888
frogpost get bring good tidings
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>>223888955
Are you really pissed off?
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>>223888987
You're such a pedo.
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>I came, I saw, nothing ever happened.
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>>223888981
Yup
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>>223888996
Why?
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>You're such a pedo.
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The trump administration is extremely jewish
But the FDR one was 1000x infinitely more jewish
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>>223888999
I'm the French guy, I wasn't involved in the discussion. I'm here to find Eric.
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>>223888888
damn I didn't even realize I got such wonderful digits.

i am dedicating this GET to /cum/, we're all winners tonight boys.
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By This Axe Nothing Ever Happens
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FDR is one of the best presidents, the infrastructure under the new deal is still used to this day
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>>223888888
frog get
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schizo dumbasses
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got a CT scan done on my neck today. i hope they dont find cancer
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>>223889034
i hope they don't either. what made you get it? pain or something?
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>>223889011
Now who the hell is Eric
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>Nothing will happen on the beaches. Nothing will happen on the hills. I will continue to chomp on this cigar while enjoying frankly unbelievable amounts of the finest aged Scotch...and never will my corpulent form leave this bathtub!
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It’s almost unbelievable how rude the average woman is in routine social scenarios
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>>223889061
I heard there's another /cum/cord but you have to ask Eric to let you join.
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>>223889034
They won't find cancer but instead they'll find something like this
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>>223889050
lump behind my ear, on my sternocleidomastoid and pain behind my mastoid bone. also night sweats every night. also lost like 15 pounds in a couple weeks.
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>>223889089
don't care
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>>223888197
>Remember America your fighting for
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>>223889099
That doesn't sound good, I'm not gonna lie
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bitch ass 4chin acting up again
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>>223889099
and have you asked the AI about it or you just going in blind
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I hate that American girls song, fucking horrible
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>>223889101
I think his discord is better than yours. Yours is only simps.
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>>223889118
good well you can stay there now fuck off
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>Chuddha, how do I reject material things?
>you must first reject all the material things that apply to brown people, my son
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>>223889099
damn nigga gg its over
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>>223888888
Common /cum/ W
Common frog W
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I had lumps in my nipples
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>>223889109
>>223889134
>>223889115
theyre all symptoms of lymphoma but i dunno man, im only 22 so it would suck pretty bad if i had cancer
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>>223889146
If you die can I have your stuff
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>>223889028
urban planning guys when you criticize some socialist jew puppet
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>>223889124
No, I have yet to find Eric and convince him to let me join his discord.
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>>223889118
>>223889124
This wasn't me btw
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>>223889146
22 seems pretty young for the ol cancerino but then again young people are getting it much more these days IT SEEMS
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>actually this is a normal thing, sailors dive off aircraft carriers and try to escape all the time. completely unremarkable phenomena
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>>223889175
stop being an insane conspiracy theorist
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by the time you feel cancer its over
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>>223889146
You'll be fiiinnneee
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we all think about futa cock
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>>223889099
catch you on the flip side anon. we're all heading the same way
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statistics aren't true until they reinforce my pre-established beliefs
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I don't like churches. I am now a messianic Jew.
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What cuck dm "designs stat blocks"
Just have its ac be 5 less than the fighters attack bonus have it hit on a 12 or better and say its dead when it seems like people are getting tired of the fight bada bean bada fuckin broom
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>>223889244
>BMW at #5
lmfao
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>>223889146
even if it is, you'll kick its ass. come on now zoomie, don't tell me all that crap about microplastics actually has you done in? i'm sorry to say: you'll live, and you'll get to enjoy a whole new epoch of suck.
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>>223889254
do you own a 2026 BMW?? NO??? ok sit your ass DOWN sonny boy
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i own a 2000s corolla xei
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navy niggas be like this free meal too spicy
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navy is almost all blackies. i hope more jump off the boat.
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>>223889321
why would blackoids join the navy though if they can't swim
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they joined the navy thinking it would be smooth sailing
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>>223889321
No fucking wonder Iran's winning
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>>223889325
the boats. duh!
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The biggest blackpill is finding out that lesbians aren’t actually hot like in pornos and they actually predominantly look like fat 14 year old boys
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>>223889325
they navy isn't about swimming. it's about sitting on a boat, sucking dick and doing nothing.
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>>223889325
Whole point of a boat is so you don't have to retard
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did you know that Jason and Tom Pearl are good friends?
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>noo you don't get it serving on the biggest war machines on the planet bombing tusken raiders is too taxing i have to have a breakdown
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>>223889342
what if the boat sinks MORON
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The navy seems comfy. Just hanging on a ship all day.
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The Navy is only 13% Black.
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>>223889338
i thought everyone knew butch lesbians were like that
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>>223889338
Brvtal
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>>223888888
gock fans in shambles
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>>223889358
do they still commit 58%
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>>223889352
Not my problem
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Can you remember the greatest ass you've ever seen? I have two asses that I can vividly remember where I was and what it looked like
The first was several years ago on my family vacation in Wrightsville Beach North Carolina. A girl was walking up and down the beach pushing a cart of italian ice. She was wearing a burgundy bikini, thong style as is popular nowadays. I watched her leave and told my parents I was gonna go for a walk when in actuality I went her direction and stared forward for the next 10 minutes. Thank god for sunglasses.
The other was in college, I was walking down the hall and saw this girl from behind wearing super tight jeans. When people say "painted on" this is what they're talking about. I was surprised to learn it was actually a girl who was my TA in one class. Never really noticed her ass until then. Always knew she was hot but I guess I was just focused on the face up to that point. Honestly thought it belonged to a black girl until she turned around, that's how nice of an ass it was.
And you?
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>>223889358
Yet they make up 50% of all drowning cases
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>>223888197
Be still and know that I am God
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just read some of the news articles and its all hispanic last names for the crew mentioned
>guevara
>lomas
>rodriguez

spix aren't a seafaring people!
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>>223889375
girl i was friends with in high school had a porn star tier ass, it was unreal
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>>>/r9k/85332756
>>>/r9k/85332756

everyone go say hi to jason
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YOU GENTLEMEN ARE PROBABLY AWARE THAT THIS NAVY DOESN'T TAKE KINDLY TO PANSIES!
SO WHAT IS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU CANDY-ASS, MOMMA'S FAVORITE, LORD FAUNTLEROY QUEERS DOING IN MY TRAINING YARD?
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Idea: sex with Margaret Qualley.
>>223889384
>spix aren't a seafaring people
Then why are they called wetbacks??
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lesbians be like "yeah i love women so i think i'll date the least feminine woman i can find" lmaoo
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>>223889338
The blackestpill is finding out they're the worst human beings alive
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>>223889338
not always. i had a coworker who freely admitted hers was due to suffering such severe physical abuse from a guy that she just switched to women. then SHE started hitting her too, and she was just a broken mess popping xanax like pezz. i was married myself at the time, so i couldn't offer more, but something i'm proud of is helping her to eat by grabbing her favorites on drive-thru on breaks and discouraging her drinking/pill abuse. when i quit, she was at a pretty healthy body weight again. she said she wished i didn't have that ring on my finger. i hope she's doing well now. she was very pretty, and a nice, if wounded, soul.
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gays be like "yeah i love men so i think i'll date the most feminine twink i can find and absolutely destroy his bussy"
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>>223889390
that's cause 25% of all mexicans live in the US now what else are we supposed to do with them
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>>223889338
She looks like she fucking loves Halloween. Would be friends with.
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Remember when the mexican navy hit that bridge
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>>223889432
>the most feminine twink i can find and absolutely destroy his bussy
i say this and i'm not gay
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>>223889445
lolol I did forget about that
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>>223889441
Even jeeta chicks are putting "No Indians" in their dating bios now.
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I ONCE HAD A DREAM, RECRUITS! I DREAMED I NEVER CAME ACROSS AN AWKWARD, GAWKY, RUMPLED UNIFORM, PRIVATE GOMER PILE ASS ROOKIE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! WELL, GUESS, WHAT HAPPENED THEN!
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I CAN FIX HER
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>>223889375
>Wrightsville Beach North Carolina
my kin! bump it.
this completely upends the point of your post, so i'll ask permission, may i tell a tit tale? because otherwise, my ass stories are fairly average. just low-sitting jeans with thongs or short-shorts. nothing remarkable.
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im not gay so i dont look at asses
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Japan wins again
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canadians be like "when life gives you lemons blame your ex and take her to court" lmaoo
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>>223889475
based
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NOW, IF THE GOVERNING AUTHORITY OF THIS NAVY WERE TO ASK MY OPINION ON WHETHER YOU OR A COMMON STREET BUM SERVE THIS COUNTRY BETTER AT THIS TIME, I WOULD OPINE THAT THE BUM CAN AT LEAST RELIABLY PEEL A POTATO! ARE WE CLEAR?!
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>>223889474
I like asses but see so few nice ones in public
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Am*ricans be like
>YOU FUCKING BITCH *picks up rifle and shoots own children and wife* YOU RUINED MY LIFE *flees to mcdonalds* W-WHA? WHAT HAPPENED? *5 hour police standoff* AAAAAAAAAAA *gets shot*
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>>223889453
that makes sense, as most poojeetas are raped by jeets multiple times in their lives.
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>>223889504
not clear enough
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eating a pizookie
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>>223889509
me if i were black
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Sudden wave of depression just hit me.
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women wear yoga pants to make their butts look bigger
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>>223889517
Blacks don't own rifles
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He was merely pretending
>>>/r9k/85332896
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>>223889509
okay i lol'd, well posted sir
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thoughts on metal music
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>>223889509
i support men killing their wives if they cheat on them
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i heard jason has a job now
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>>223889522
true, even the fattest or plainest asses look good
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His black bodybuilder coworkers got his back
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>>223889513
I CAN SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR YOU SON...AT THE FUNNY FARM! YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A FIRST CLASS TICKET FOR SHITSVILLE!
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>>223889526
he couldn't keep up the charade b/c he stole the truecel gimmick from me.
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>>223889540
Good for him. The roofing didn't work out but his strong affinity for the minorities remains
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>>223889540
he worked for his uncle multiple times in the past, but his mother is getting older she can't be brining in as much money as she used to so he probably has to full time now, sad!
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>>223889538
big fan
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>>223889561
no he didn't, Jason predated you by years and years
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shit creek would've been even better
I had too much fun being a drill sgt.
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My tolerance for people is dropping rapidly
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>>223889538
I'm listening to black metal right now.
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Pigeons are nice animals
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>>223889586
rats of the sky
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do ebony sugar mommas exist
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>>223889569
and he didn't once mention any of the niche 'cel genres before me because I invented them.
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i'm 25 and have never had a gf
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>>223889466
Well no one is posting ass stories so go crazy I guess. I tried to think of the best boobs I've ever seen but nothing comes to mind
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>>223889591
No, they are domestic animals that became feral, they were our pets
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>>223889597
lmao sure you did sperg
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>>223889592
Oprah and maybe 6 others
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kit has not been acquired yet. cuddling operation on standby
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been feeling really low energy lately. idk i'm just really lonely and i've had a lot on my mind. i think it's depression. or it might be the gay aids i got from my poz bull. idk.
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>>223889375
>The other was in college, I was walking down the hall and saw this girl from behind wearing super tight jeans. When people say "painted on" this is what they're talking about. I was surprised to learn it was actually a girl who was my TA in one class.
This happened to me in college to. I didn't have my contacts in, and I could still see pretty well just not well enough to drive.

anyways I was standing in line to get into the food hall and just kept staring as this chick's amazing ass in the tightest jeans I'd ever seen like damn. anyways I got in there, got some food, found my friend's table and the girls ass I was staring at was one of my best friends I was like damn never noticed before
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>>223889605
jason wasn't even around during the extraflags era.
you don't even know what that is.
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>>223889634
holy shit you are such a fucking newfag it's embarrassing.
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>>223889634
yes he was he used extraflags for a short period of time
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>>223889645
gayson used redditflags all the time for many years
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>>223889621
My cat is snuggling w/ me right fucking now.
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>>223889654
>many years
like 1 year, he came around toward the end of the extra flag era
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>>223889661
wrong. he used them near the entire time
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>>223889645
he was late to the party b/c he lacks the social awareness to be an early adopter.

>>223889665
wrong.
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>>223889634
Yes he was what are you talking about
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>>223889648
Funny how that happens eh.
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>>223889648
I too got boatmurdered
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>>223889671
wrong + newfag
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>>223889475
Cringe
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Canadians say "Eh" so much that they even say it when candidly typing/texting.
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>>223889672
it's weird how that guy tries to rewrite /cum/ history. what an autistic thing to do
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>>223889676
gayson wasn't even mentioned in the cara delevingne obsessed mexican's list of notable posters
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test
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just won a debate because my opponent was a retard
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>>223889684
so do americans
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>>223889689
complete newfag
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>>223889698
From your perspective maybe.
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223889694
no you didn't
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>>223889665
>>223889676
sorry to break this to you but you are a newfag if you think jason was there for the majority of the redditflag era. the majority of /cum/ used extra flags at one point, jason didnt show up until most of the general had left or turned off extra flags.
t. the /cum/ historian
>>223889689
I am the reason cara stopped posting here, at least under a name
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Jason used extra flags for years and years. that's how we know he's from ohio. it's literally in the archives too

debate status: WON
newfags: shitting and seething
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Well that's just fuckin' great. The one time, ONE time, I will ever have a chance to post my only a strong america can prevent atomic war tshirt I can't find it anywhere.
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I also think I'm the reason jason stopped posting pictures of himself here... I called him out on some irl details about him and his family and I think that made him uncomfortable
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>>223889717
>I am the reason cara stopped posting here
thank you for your service.
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kit has deployed counterintelligence and evaded capture. cuddling operation delayed by 60 minutes
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cara was a shitty poster and so was that homosexual mexican namefag (not ale) the other one. I hated him but ale was ok from time to time
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my debate opponent is desperately trying to continue the debate
sorry buddy, you lost! move on!
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>2019
holy newfag
extraflags became gauche in 2017
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Nobody cares about none of that oldfag shit, stop talking about your characfers
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>>223889735
It has this picture on it but fuck it I guess it's meaningless now.
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>>223889737
I mean the hard drugs he started doing probably did a lot of the work too
>>223889749
ale was one of the worst posters in /cum/ history
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>>223889759
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new
>>223889770
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>>223889729
>that's how we know he's from ohio. it's literally in the archives too
yeah, our current newfags are so desparate to pretend they know /cum/ history but they don't. it's sad and pathetic
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>>223889763
i hope you don't have any embarassing screencaps of my posts.
i was quite insufferable back in the day.
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What about that chick with the nice tits that used to post here? Sinaloa was her name apparently
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>>223889778
I dont have a lot of caps saved but if you posted a picture I probably have it saved
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>>223889795
what are you autistic or something
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>>223889800
Yes.
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I remember when jason was a wee gay lad who spammed lain 24/7
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I am a hardman
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>>223889807
based
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playing zomboid



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