deepseek edition prev: >>223888197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Y_6K6-ym0
I had mozzarella sticks for dinner. Now I need to take a shower before Momberg comes home. First however, I jack off.
I'm white and my gf is Mexican
johnny sack did nothing wrong
>>223889786mozarella sticks? which brand?
I'm gf and my mexican is white
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF!
I'm is and my white mexican gf
sucks you can't talk about dinosaurs on an anymore. what's your favorite dinosaur? mine is stegosaurus
Remember that guy who would always ask people to post pictures of their thighs and had a big folder of posters thighs
still playing fallout 1 btw
I'm back
>>223889795yeah, i used to make a lot of high effort posts using household props, and art. getting red in the face thinking about it.
>>223889826
>>223889826is that nikocado the avocado
I need a pambazo, just refried beans, chorizo, lettuce, mayo and some pickled peppers... nothing more
Hint for today's wordle
What happened to Shahar?
Gypsy P has left the building
>>223889843>>223889844spergs
>>223889792Rubenesque
>>223889842Bumphead thumbsler doesn't fit.
>>223889602sorry, finishing dinner. i had a black chick come into my old work. i mention her skin because she had pretty obvious implants, no bra, and was wearing a ribbed white tanktop so thin it might as well have been a wet paper towel. now, i'm not a big fan of work, i prefer natural everything how almost every sane guy does. but i was young, and just totally mesmerized by those dark nipples on display. i asked her to repeat what she was looking in the store for (which i still don't remember, or think i ever heard) but she was smiling at me glancing, and i hope i sent her in the right direction. when she walked away, a buddy of mine who saw her too was like, "you want me to get some ice water to splash on your face?" haha. summer has one perk, at least.
I'll have mortadella, provolone, some vinegared peppers, good sandwich
>>223889815pterosaur.i like big things and flying.
Listening to Poison Girl Friend
Thinking about this epic garden
>>223889815Plesiosaur
>>223889854>you ever feel like you're never gonna visit Joisey?>Yeah! So I let Joisey visit me!
>>223889788white Mexican like Neekolul?
its going to sound like im being gross for no reason but this really happened and im just confused. I was squatting down and taking a shit in my bathtub over some toilet paper because I was constipated and cum shot out of my dick. like it had enough force to hit the other side of the tub. it def wasnt some kind of fucked up flaccid orgasm because I didnt feel any force from any part of my dick. it was as if a wad of cum was just stuck in my urethra and shot out when I started to push while squatting.only thing is that its been days since I wanked and have urinated multiple times with seemingly nothing wrongvery concerning
I have no gag reflex really is a weird thing to say unprompted.
>>223889869
I need to fix the GPU, Datacenter crisis. I just gotta move fast
>>223889878Sus
Yeah cuh
>>223889854OHHH
What's your cheese of choice?
>>223889881who are our plant allies?
Bought too much milk. This milk is doomed to spoil because I brought it into my life. It will never live out its full potential because of me.
Looking back through my /cum/ folder, I am remembering I doxxed a lot of /cum/ personalities back in the day
My underwear smell and feel like I came in them. Was I just leaking cum all day
>>223889881Well that's the next OP sorted then
M'dih leah
>>223889891give some away?
>>223889888Do they say that in The Sopranos
>>223889890Dude....
>>223889901I don't know anybody
>>223889893remember when rav raped his cousin/neice?
>>223889893no you didn't
society needs to collapse already because my life sucks
Bruh memes
>>223889858>>223889870based dinosaur enjoyers. good picks
>>223889909i dont remember a poster by the name of rav but that might be because that was the name of another personality I knew in a tf2 server i frequented
>>223889908can't you donate to a food bank or something?
>>223889903ohOHHHH
>>223889903AYY TONE
Just jacked off now I gotta make a playlist for my shower.
>>223889920cause there wasn't one
>>223889917Those aren't even dinosaurs really
>>223889911
>>223889920ravali county oklahoma went by 'rav' when he joined the first /cum/cord
gn
Time to smoke marijuana and get high what are you guys doing tonight
>>223889935oh ravioli yeah i do vaguely remember thathe wasnt the one who later transitioned was he
Peppers and egg sandwich?
>>223889939not smoking the goyweed
>>223889939Same with a few little drinkypops
>>223889944no the one who transitioned was henrico county
>>223889939I don't do weed but I'm lying in bed shitposting on various boards and watching comfy Townsends videos
>>223889934jason is a niner and a self described libertarianit is a myth that o9a is explicitly neonazino where in its official texts does it say such a thing
The MSI RMA website is in english even for Mexico, so I typed the whole issue in english>Send this mail to Avenida de los bosques burrito CDMX>Issue: what I just typedI thought a gringo would approve it first or something and that's why it was in english, hope the guys know how to read broken english
>>223889947decadent
>>223889957if he doesn't tell him to put it into AI and stop being lazy
>>223889888>>223889947regained my appetite, but still recovering and can't eat more than a couple goldfish crackers. stop, you're killin' me man.
>>223889935He was like montana not oklahoma I mailed him a turntable, hope he is doing ok
>>223889930if they come in a plastic bag of dinosaurs at the dollar store they're dinosaurs faggaroni. palm trees and volcanos are dinosaurs
>>223889947Can't go wrong with eggy weggs
bitch made /new/ deport yourself
This is real, from Instagram
>>223889957MSI parts always give me trouble I don't buy from them. ASUS or Gigabyte
>>223889939This is like the third or fourth day/night in a row I've done edibles. I just came in my pants and I've gotta jump in ze shower like a good little goy. Ta-ta!
>>223889968
I hate how I am getting to old to be getting into blue collar work because I am 23 and I legitimately suck at it. I am also extremely retarded and useless. That's why I am going to be a pharmacy tech
Mcdonald's makes the worst tasting goyslop yet it's the most popular in the world
>>223889968oh, there is a ravali county in montana too.yeah, you're right, i'm mixing him up with the alcoholic poster in oklahoma for some reason. hard to tell apart all the blue flag posters
>>223889982are you sure you can handle counting to 30
>>223889974this fat fuck works for the CIA and I hope they retire him soon
>>223889968>I mailed him a turntablewhat the fuck would that druggie do with a turntable?
Stop fucking talking about AI. You're a fucking bootlicker. AI is a bunch of useless dogshit. We hate AI in this general.
>>223889987I've heard canadian mcdonalds is much worse than american mcdonalds
>>223889994Honestly not sure I just remember people getting angry that I didn't know how to do industrial roofing they never even taught me how to do anything. My job was picking up trash and being miserable. Again I am like a pariah from 40k no matter where I go I get bullied
second best dinosaur (after stegosaurus)
saw a sexy cartoon might have to jerk off
>>223889981why do so many mentally ill /cum/ posters live in mobile homes
>>223889999He played a few instruments and made musicHe was a good guy inside, just fucked up
>>223890009who asked nigga
>>223890012i could fix her
>>2238900121. not spinster2. she was rich and had a regular house
>>223889998I wish this weren't true
If I posted the pics I have of spinster I would get banned for nsfw
more like cucker tarlson
>>223889873
>>223890036that's cause you don't have any
living in a mobile home is probably pretty chill
>>223890053it's not, they always smell funny
>>223890008I think it's the opposite actually. McDonald's Canada claims they only use Canadian beef, which is higher grade and has no antibiotics compared to American beef
>>223890053Depends where you put itA mobile home on a nice lot is fine but living in a trailer park would suck
Not gonna lie I am glad I left industrial roofing because it fucking sucked and It just showed how useless I am. I mean seriously fucking useless
still playing zomboid
Haven't been to my local diner in yearsHaven't been to my local bar in yearsOnly local business I support is the pizza placeNot because the others have done anything wrong, but I don't have anyone to go to them with
gonna have to hire a hooker again soon. might go for another centraca ngl
>>223890063Most towns have zoning bylaws that prohibit mobile homes from going anywhere other than a trailer park, they're always lumped together.
>>223890074Hopefully you kept the kneepads to supplement your future mcdonalds invome
https://litter.catbox.moe/clcscp.mp4
it almost sounds like you're proud to be so useless.
>>223890079Where I live the local brewery/bar is a meeting spot for people. I wouldn't know half the neighborhood folks that I do now had I not started going out on my own.
We (yes WE) will be tuning in to the Candace debate tomorrow
browsing the sexworker roster rn
>>223890100post some highlights
>>223890085I am already back in college because it's kind of late to fix my life I am old as fuck and honestly I am just generally tired of living in a useless terrible body
>>223890095My favorite brewery that is close by shut down a while back and I never found a place to replace it with. Sucks to suck
>>223890086Context?
>>223890098is the goon sesh before or after?
>>223890100What's the website and is there any customer reviews with photos?There's this Vietnamese escort site I jack off to where the main pictures in the ad are all airbrushed and edited to shit but customers leave reviews with non edited photos and it's much hotter
Next time there's a big disease outbreak the CDC should use reverse psychology and say nothing's wrong.
>>223890124Don Quixote? More like Donkey Hottie
>>223890126that won't work cause fauci loved being in the spotlight
I put hidden prompts in my c.v ( white color ) to mail me if there's an A.I reading my c.v
>>223890061They must be using extra extra extra lean beef cause it has zero taste
I am the sephiroth of /cum/ gen
>>223890108>>223890125knock yourself outlaboutiquevipthere used to be an active forum for its predecessor website (zonadivas) but it was taken down years ago in a big police operation
>>223890110Yeah that's too bad. Taverns and drinking establishments have long been meeting grounds for local residents
what was it like playing final fantasy at its peak, like when 8 or something released, was it all the rage
>>223889947That's what I shoulda had
Gonna go shooting tomorrow, anyone want to hang out?
I never understood why people tell me I should worship God when God literally gave me zero blessings
>>223890156I didnt really play it because the timed part at the start of 7 freaked me out as a kid but I watched my cousin play it and yeah it was a big deal at the time similar in popularity to RE2
People make a mistake, my dear Lucilius, when they imagine that anything good or bad is bestowed on us by Fortune. All she gives us is the raw material of goods and ills — the sources of things that, in our keeping, will develop into one or the other. For the soul is more powerful than any kind of Fortune. By its own agency it steers its affairs in either direction, and by its own power it produces a happy life or a wretched one.
>>223890124>woman candidate againpls let this happen
>>223890160based. i can't come though i'm working + i'm in a different country.
listening to Tyler, the Creator
the vagrant was not in my parking stall this evening. i removed the jack stands he had borrowed to create a kind of bench with his cardboard pieces. >>223889970this kind of sandwich is the thing i miss most since i had to change diets while waiting for gallbladder surgery. if i eat that right now it's 8 hours of pain but god damn i miss them so much.
>>223890124damn I never realized she had such a horse face. why do people pretend she's hot anyways?
I hate to say it but I am scared to commit suicide could you guys help encourage me? I mean it would be better if you could have a voice chat
>>223890124
>>223890181Thoughts and prayers Anon, when you're all better you can celebrate with one of those and one of these for breakfast.
Fell asleep with the lights on in my room award
imma encourage your ass to stay quiet
>>223890177DamnNext time you're in the eastern United States on a weekend let me know!
>>223890183a lot of men don't really care about the face if she has a nice/decent body
>>223890190this is how she could win
>>223890189you'll never succeed if you don't try!
>>223890160What do you shoot?
>>223890189ride it out till the end faggot. you're gonna die anyway
wth is that? is that medicine?
>>223890190that blowjob deepfake of her is so good
face > everything else
Supposedly going to the park with dadberg tomorrow
>>223890217white pipo>>223890199brown pipo
>>223890224pumpkin update?
this is an incel general for incels by incels
>>223890206>>223890204Most people my age are doing better than me
>>2238902343/4 pumpkin plants have sprouted
Wife
>>223890235I created this general almost 10 years ago, and it has since morphed into an incel chat
>>223890205Mostly pistols. I have a new 10mm I want to play with moreI am going to be shooting my type 99 arisaka for the first time tomorrow too which will be fun
I've started 3 playthroughs in baldurs gate 3 and still havent made it past the first act
>>223890252me neither. kept losing to the goblins and figured I'd come back later and never did
>>223890246
I wish I used rpg maker to make a game based on a rough patch what I made no elves or drawves but conan style fantasyb
>>223890260>kept losing to the goblinshow?
>>223890273idk probably underlevel still
best way to start life over in your early 30sother besides..you know
>>223890282they are like level 3 and you hit level 2 when you leave the tutorial
New Yorker cartoon
>>223890310You'd think they would run out of special sauce, but each one is always "gas fire" as the young urbans say
>>223890252I dropped the game after I got Shadowheart's sex scene. The perfect ending, no need to muck it up with that mindflayer horseshit
>>223890306no the goblin camp is like 7 or so
>>223890175a noble blunder is better than a carefully crafted crime. intent matters as much as result. more, when the intent was a good one. life's hardships will always wound you. but you have a divine power that every other animal would envy: you can choose to deny the bite's venom. only humanity has this gift. to feel the sting of grief, anger, sorrow, and fear; and rather than succumb, tourniquet the valves of his heart, of your soul, and refuse. you can smile, and tell the fangs to keep their acid, and refuse the gift of its burning. "sorry, i'm having a good day. not up for debate."
Just got out the shower, wearing boxer briefs + my bootleg Etsy Dying Fetus t-shirt and sitting in front my fan cooling off. >picrel comes to mind
Black pipo are claiming they're the real native americans now
>>223890334nooooooooooooooooooo
its way more likely that satan is real but god isnt, like a satan equivalent since theres no god, it is its own thing
this is a normalfriend sexhaver generalany other claim is false
>>223890271Also I eradicated another nest of yellow jackets
>>223890344could be, nobody knows
Ate KFC now I can't stop shitting
>>223890349Is we still on our team to get together with us until never again?
Might make a cup of tea
>>223890362Pajeet put a 12th spice on your chicken
>>223890328no it isnt you idiot
>>223890362dude, ate some kfc burgers and also got some weird diarreah for a few months. I stopped eating since
>>223890370Something tells me it isn't love
Just cracked my last beer! Sad! Many such cases!
>>223890251It's super annoying here, most pistol caliber carbines got banned. All we really have left are hand gats acquired pre ban, and manual action long guns. On private property i just like shooting my 22s. At the range we can still do the hand gats.
a jeet shit on your food nigga
>>223890378Yeah it sucksI would have to make a 2hr round trip to get a beer right now because my state is lame and gay
>>223890349too many wizards for that to be true>>223890358good job captain shorty, the yellow menace will never win!
drinking milk
ate some steamed tilapia with veggies
>>223890338how come black pipo never claim they're the real jeets ever?
we just smoked weedand we love that
>>223890387It's horse cum
>>223890362what'd you get? i like their famous bowls. back during covid, i wasn't really buying into the fear, but all the delivery places were going crazy with deals, and there was some video game i was playing a lot. like a time-waster mmo or something, and i remember i tallied my monthly total of ordering those at like four hundred dollars. fucking shameful. i will never understand how it didn't turn me into a fatass. i think just walking the dog and drinking binges where i didn't eat are all that stopped it.
>>223890392Whos we? Are you developing schizophrenia son?
>>223890386>wizardsI held this mentality that I was some weirdo no one would ever want to sleep with until it finally happened when I was about 20, and honestly after the first time, all anxiety goes away. It was actually very liberating, and I have since been with several other women.
>>223890378ha, i get itcaseslike cases of beer
>>223890394Chicken
>tfw jenna is younger than me
Honestly, they look very similar too
NEVER FORGET
>>223890380I mostly shoot .22 as well, but usually play with this instead of rifles because there's a nice indoor range close by that's open until 9I wish I had the room to shoot in my yard, but even subsonic 22s I get nervous about since it is technically against the town code
>>223890380Forgot pic, but this thing is very fun
>>223890431>since it is technically against the town codeMy parents live rural, outside the urban area bylaw. When I am there I can shoot toward a backstop until the noise bylaw kicks in around 9pm
>>223890426I don't eat outside thankfully
Should I drink water or mountain dew
>>223890445My town is 500 feet from an occupied building into a backstop which I could do technically, but would have a very narrow strip to work with in the back, so also pistols only
>>223890459You're lucky with pistols, in Ontario you can only discharge pistols at a licensed range.
>>223890455water if you're sleepy, dew if you're gonna crank it up
>>223890482I had a lot of cheesecake today and I just woke up from a nap
>>223890455Water? Like the stuff in the toilet?
>>223890426
>I have multiple swastikas on my bookshelvesWhat kind of person do you image?
>>223890406>20dude that's craaaaaazy
>>223890492You know what a toilet is?
>>223890498that singer from Motorhead
>>223890477The very little I've heard of your gun laws have sounded pretty fucking lameI could do the rifle too but would only have maybe 30 feet so not much point Hopefully you had some stuff that was able to be grandfathered in
>>223890498boomer ww2 fanatic or edgy tryhard
>>223890503I own a tv don't I
>>223890406>honestly after the first time, all anxiety goes away.GiwtwmI have had sex with more women than anyone here would believe but still get butterflies and nerves the first few times with someone new I really like
>>223890498wolfenstein fan
niggas be shitting theyselve
>>223890508Once the Tories are in power they will reverse the rules We are still better off than the Brits or Australians. For now at least. It is lame though. I am happy to have my rifles, and in Canada, the SKS will be forever unbannable
i wish i were a normie
>>223890529You have not had sex with anyone, or you're a chick
>>223890529not him, but you don't feel that's sort of a precious part of innocence to hold on to? i agree with him, after my first, it became just bodily function. "yeah yeah, just tell me what to say to turn your engine over and let's do this." i think you have a nice perspective, and i wouldn't be so quick to discard it.
>>223890556Hopefully things will get better
I found your dad on Grindr
>>223890529>butterflies and nerves the first few timesThis rush is the whole point of pursuing new women. Once you are married, sex is less exciting than when it's with a new chick. That's why married couples spice it up with lingerie or sex toys or whatever. The latter is also fun and exciting, but nothing beats the feeling of taking down a new girl for the first time.
>>223890610is he telling you to get a job too?
>>223890612what birth control do you and your wife (imaginary) use?
n
i'm glad people use "normie" these days. the other term was really problematic imo.
>>223890624Normalnigger or normalfaggot?
>>223890615He's asking to perform a job on me
>>223890610they need to find a way to make Grindr more anonymous. They are ruining lives by having people exposed on there.
>>223890622The pullout method. Been doing it for 2 or 3 years without issue.
women are so whimsical and cute
>>223890654Wtf? That sounds so frustrating and horribleAt least when you bag it you don't have to break rythm and can pretend you're cumming inside
>>223890656last thread you were talking how much you hated them
>>223890529Wow you're cool
>>223890662I pull out even when wearing a condom. Never know if it broke.
>>223890646see, i knew it. retired my foot. well he can forget about paying "my share" of the rent, if he's still working. what is grindr? some kind of plumbing service?
>>223890663they are like satan
>>223890669You take that back right now or I will shit on your pillow
smoking somma dat fine goof troop seventy nine
>>223890662Rattle snakes and condoms are the 2 things I don't fuck with.Also when I pull out I can nut in her mouth, on her tits, etc. It's the better system. If I wanna nut inside i stick it in her arse
That's twice today I jerked off to some nice feet
>>223890681sorry gandalf i don't partake in gay weed
>>223890683>>223890672You Canadians are crazy and "hard as fuck" as the underkin might say
>>223890391you never see a black man claiming telephone scams were a black invention
why not just get a buff gym gf
>>223890672smart man. the girl i was with the longest and i only used spermicide. i had recently gotten off a head med (don't recommend, but may try again soon with a legit therapist) that made cumming almost impossible. i didn't think about how i'd be back to being a quickshot, and i just blew in her. i think one of my ancestors sacrificed his soul to give me the stroke of luck that she was cool about it and only asked that i go out and buy a plan b while she showered it out some.
>>223890426it's very indian of her not to recognize the clear differences between that mexican street food stand and an indian one
>>223890707that's a good idea, let us know how it goes
>>223890707they have bigger clits than my dick
Haven't shaved in 2 weeks should I keep my mustache?
>>>/lit/25465315>>>/lit/25465315>>>/lit/25465315>>>/lit/25465315
>>223890721dont know any
>>223890707A lot of them seem unfriendly
>>223889788disgusting
>>223890737try looking in the gym, let us know how it goes
My balls are on FIREEEEEEMy balls are on FIREEEEEE
>>223890755already did, there are none
>>223890732yeah, just shave the very top part and your nose hairs. also near the corners of your mouth, anything that prickles or tickles. otherwise, stick with it.
I am skeleton jelly
I don't understand people who won't fix trivially easy to fix things. Moved in to new apartment in a pretty old building. Multiple hinges on the kitchen shelves squeaked and the deadbolt was difficult to insert a key in to. Lubricated both on day 1 now perfectly smooth and silent. They had to have been like that for 10+ years. For work I'm a lab specimen courier. I go to hospitals/nursing homes/doctor's offices to collect their samples for testing. One doctor's office has had their outgoing mail tray held on the wall with one drywall mounted screw ripped out and a thumbtack pin holding it in place instead. That thumbtack falls out half the time anyone touches it. It has been like this for three years. Nobody in that entire doctor's office is capable of screwing in one new screw with a screwdriver. I'm not even talking about drilling a new hole for a new drywall mount, they could just screw straight in and it would hold no problem. Can't be done. Three years.
>>223890767you found your answer to your question then, i hope this was illuminating
Quite a lot of words there
>>223890809no, how could i, i dont know your circumstances
Palestine by now only exists on maps. I've been there. Its Israeli troops enforcing israeli law written in hebrew on Israeli settlers. Its baffling just how brazen their complete disrespect is
>>223890894boycott them with me
>>223890894Good. America won, bitch
>>223890808You should random act of kindness their ass and put in a new screw next time you curry to them
I just jacked off and now I'm hungry
>>223890928Make a soup from your cum rags and eat it
goodnight
high and watching anime
any wizards here?
>>223890949what show
>>223890908i need to do business with many of those it can't be helped
>>223890894It makes me sad, and only emboldens my anti semitism
>>223890952the chud one
>>223890949Not high and watching anime
>>223890808foids
>>223890982
>>223890971>>223890949High but not watching anime
>>223890950No. >>223890349
>>223890971I have had way too much I feel very sluggish and couch locked but I have nothing to do tomorrow so it's nice to just turn off my brain and stay up late
>>223890986what are you doing then?
>>223890959the pressure targets are avoid whenever possible, the other ones have reasonable alternatives
>>223891005I'm just chilling out contemplating the orb and occasionally pressing f5
New>>223891082