feeding time edish
>>223903846timmy's dream
fucks sake lads got FOMO about Boomtown n all
>>223903962I have fomo about the End Times update for Warhammer. But I will wait a few months.
>>223903846mommy
half chinky lad at toil is cute so that post was wrong
>>223904230get him transformed into your sissy concubine
im black owned
too earlyget banned
>>223905220at some point youll have to come to terms with the fact that people dont dislike you because youre english, they dislike you because youre you
>>223905243
>>223905243son
no booze for me tonight just water and thoughts
>>223905237
>>223905276look like ozzy osborne
>>223905252scr
>>223905266>people dont dislike you because youre englishscots do>they dislike you because youre youirrelevant
>>223905276well, I guess that's it
bum out weather this
I live in hell
>>223905288haha look there we are look 3 up from the bottom theres us that was before woke got to us
>>223905243fucking howling
Christianity isn't very hip
saw a webm and i don't know if it was on here or on /gif/ but it was a man inside his truck watching a plane crash into the ground right in front of him, and he gets out of the truck screaming "fucking hell" etc
>>223905243unc, no....this shi aint it bro
>>223905307Same
>>223905276for me its booze and also alcohol and also fatty food
>>223905288can't believe that jews were this oppressed for so long. no wonder they're unhinged
t
>>223905315I see you
>>223905307ktim
>>223905320so?
been on r/femalefittofat/ for hours now
>>223905320sheikh al-andy
gay porn weather this
any of you lads ever been to war? I served in the great meme war of '16
>>223905312WE ARE MASSIVE
unc dinner
Allah's not real Rorke
>>223905393I've been waging psychological warfare against /brit/ for many years
Who /NRP/ here?
>>223905405tell that to leftypol
>>223905243mate...
>>223905408
>>223905414more like L A R P
>>223905414did they get a group discount on those outfits
>>223905414they look like utter gimps
>>223905414Alec looking portly
>>223905408>ai goyim slop
>>223905414Wee bit swarthy that one
why are you all replying to me i didnt fucking post it did i
>>223905414Behold, ze master race
the quality of the thread has declined in recent days
>>223905463just like my doujins
WBHAT?
fucking screaming
>>223905463
islam is easy to get into the mood of because its theology is relatively simple. i could never larp as a christian its too complicated with jesus being human and god and that. god is god simple as
>>223905447looks like he's wanking
>>223905474alri brownshoes loool
>>223905474You just know he posts here
sucking a solero
>>223905498ok
>>223905414political uniforms are illegal these clowns are going to get themselves banged up for no reason
blud doesn't know about sufism :skull:
>>223905525why are they illegal
>>223905498piss on the graves of a trillion dead gaybrahamists
>>223905505when did people start thinking it's acceptable to wear brown shoes with black trousers/jeans?
>>223905414I don't think ties are the way to goPerhaps neckerchiefs, like the Scouts
>>223905414This mong thinks he's the new Hitler despite having negative charisma lmao
>>223905307We talking being schizo with a really fucked up sense of self?
>>223905538nazis were too /fa/
Mad how the military dictator of Guinea is married to a white woman
>>223905538fascist paramilitaries in the 30s
>>223905538Was to stop the rise of Mosley in the 30's
>>223905498but islam is derived from christianity so one would assume it had more layers of complexity in its theology not less
fascinated by applejacks struggles with sexual identity
>>223905555best cronem culd do
>>223905538Public Order Act 1936, which was passed to effectively weaken Mosley's fascists
>>223905564why would you assume that
>>223905540shut the fuck up you filthy fucking ausdog cunt i see you here making your edgy fucking posts ill rip your fucking head off and rape your mum with your thorax you stupid nigger bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tko_VE6Gxu4
>60% against a bin>Investigations restarting>Not turning up to the results for security reasons despite receiving a £5m gift for """personal security"""SCR
farted and got light headed and my heart rate shot up to 180
>>223905555why's that mad
I despise council scum and think they should all be rounded up and executed And I include myself in that as I come from a council estate and currently live in a council estate, living around these parasites confirms beyond a doubt to me that if the to government executed everyone from a council estate the uk would benefit substantially
>>223905564islam is nestroian christianty + babylonian talmud + arab folk beliefs. it's obviously a fake religion like mormonism
>>223905414lmfao rorke mate
YOU AIN'T NO MUSLIM BRUV
okay lot, if we're gonna defeat fascism we need to start voting harder, i mean really hardcore voting, voting fascists away.
>>223905587And it 4x nicer x
No, definitely asian mom was unfathomably peng
>>223905587this guy is always alonedoesnt he have any friends
>>223905587Fucking screamingImagine begging for 3 pounds to get a single can
>>223905594>>60% against a binDefeated the uniparty candidate that you were PRAYING would win>>Investigations restartingWhatevs>>Not turning up to the results for security reasons despite receiving a £5m gift for """personal security"""Having security doesn't neutralise a known threat
Shagging German women is extremely gay.
>>223905603all religion is fake you bellend
>count binface is the establishmentSCRSCRSCR/brit/ would have been supporting Binface if he was up against Sir Keir Starmer
>>223905608WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE BRUV
the best religion is a chill one thats lowkey like japanese religious stuff where its a part of the culture but doesnt impact your life greatlywhen it controls your life people get weird like abrahamic freaks
you can't trust the french you know
>>223905631but he wasn't and wouldn't
>>223905613how is this peng
>>223905587Howling at mak begging in the comments state of that runt
3:50am in Australia right now...
>>223905631>bbc screenwriter>oxford educated>effectively endorsed by labour, tories, lib dems, greens and even had activists from those parties canvassing for himYes, he's establishment, his silly little bin costume doesn't suddenly change that
>>223905645>a bbc writer from north london is not the establishmentok "bruv"
I CURSETHIS WORLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKRxvDl-vM
>>223905631Yeah nothing establishment about a southern Oxford education BBC employed liberal is thereNothing at all
/brit/ would have 100% supported Binface as a joke candidate in any other scenario but because he was up against Farage the joke candidate is suddenly the establishmentSCRRRR
>>223905666the witching hour, or so they say
>>223905666good time to post about 8 news in a row with the same image of peter griffin from the cartoon 'family guy'
>>223905666its the weekednd mate
>>223905675Maybe 5 years ago his gimmick has got really tired now though
>>223905668>>223905672Please tell me about Nigel's previous employment and upbringing. Was his dad a humble toolmaker?
bit hot isn't it
>/brit/ would have done thing>/brit/: no we wouldn't>/brit/ would have done thing, heh
lol that spic replied to me and I ignored him LMAO he's seething rn
>>22390569520 degrees here
>>223905681OOOOH I DO A BIG POOAND I'M READY FOR THE WEEKENDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO4msvIA7cw
why did i make that mean post earlier? was it demons? i pray to diego to save me
>>223905693Fucks sake don't lad you're going to send rorke into a tizz
The cope and gymnastics is astounding
screaming at them all rushing to defend daddy nigel
>>223905631>/brit/ would have been supporting Binface if he was up against Sir Keir StarmerNah, that's the sort of cringe shite that only leftymong engages in
when i'm not wanking, i'm drinkingwhen i'm not drinking, i'm wanking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deez_Nuts_(satirist)>Deez Nuts was a satirical presidential candidate portrayed by Brady C. Olson who ran for president of the United States in 2016.>On July 26, 2015, Olson—then 15 years of age, and a resident of Wallingford, Iowa—filed a statement of Deez Nuts's presidential candidacy with the Federal Election Commission. In polls conducted by Public Policy Polling in Iowa, Minnesota, and North Carolina in mid-August 2015, Deez Nuts polled at eight, eight, and nine percent, respectively, garnering media attention.Deez nuts for president
31 degrees fucks sake had enough
>>223905675Id have supported him if he was count bradley walsh poo screaming face
I wholeheartedly support count binface being elected When the mongoloids in that town realise they have elected a literal retard with no experience into the role and mass corruption begins and the inability for the town to actually meet their basic needs of infrastructure etc it will be amazing
>>223905587excited to watch the one person lower than you in life so you can feel better about the decisions you made and fucked up on?
A screenwriter is the establishment A privately educated banker is a working class hero
>>223905731i drink and wank simultaneously
Mad how many idiots here fall for bait day in day out
rorke thinks farage is an establishment grifter rorke is behind rupert lowe now
>>223905675He's an insufferable leftistHowling Laud Hope is the /brit/ joke candidate
>>223905740humidity level?
>>223905744This is leftypol stting up a tired old joke
>>223905754waste of a wank and a drink thatyou're missing out on big hangover wanks
>woman burns her baby to death>6 years in prisonMental how protected women are and child sacrifice is
>>223905744>When the mongoloids in that town realise they have elected a literal retard with no experience into the role and mass corruption begins and the inability for the town to actually meet their basic needs of infrastructure etc it will be amazingBut enough about Nigel
>>223905644why would they go to the uk instead of staying in mainland europe
>>223905648To me it is peng.
hi
>>223905675>SCRRRRktim tyres when I drive round that corner a bit too fast
>>22390577337
>>223905693Nice whataboutismWe aren't talking about Farage, we're talking about Jonathan Harvey
Platoon of timmies annihilating the crodies with their hoi4 tactical insights. Crodie corpses being displayed in the streets to show the overwhelming strength of team timmy.
>>223905769rorke talking in third person now
>>223905644Rorkes daughters Friday night treat
Nobody gives a shit about white working class lads like me. I could kill myself and the post-WW2 Jewish machine would march on with their brown and black allies.
I will have my bum out in approx 15 minutes
>>223905744>>223905775>>223905780loool rorke's done him there
>>223905789they often get sent to work on weed grows here to work off debt from their home country so the vietnamese gangs probably are the ones who set it all up
>>223905832think we should put this theory to a test
>>223905769I'm rorke
>>223905769trust me mate no one in politics who went to fucking radley then worked for a bank gives a shit about racial demographics he’s a grifter too if not a glowie
nigel farange? isn't that the cameo guy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjP79vSqnE
rorke post count up this month
>>223905855youve got some brass neck showing your face around here rorke
>>223905693Absolutely bodied
regret choosing red stripe over the usual '64 but it's 4.7% vs 4.6% so what can you do
i'll do nothing
>>223905883you'll do... oh
>>223905851wouldnt weed be better grown in other parts of europe instead though
nwdc;vr
>>223905883ktim on my week off
>>223905796hey
Just got a government alert in Wales
gay alien just came down and bummed me
Lads help the welsh government are hacking my phone ahhhhh
poo radley
>>223905908the english are coming
>>223905898dont get what you mean
I just heard my mum and dad asking my sister if any of her friends could go out with me saying I need a girlfriendI've never mentioned this subject to them so idk what's brought this but my sister said no of course (not that I wanted them) No idea how to react even if they don't know I know
>>223905923Let me guess>it's a bit warm
poo
>>223905923how do they expect anyone to read that
>>223905908>>223905923Why did they only send it in Welsh? How am I supposed to know what they're warning me about
>>223905898all done by hydroponics these days mate
>>223905780I don’t appreciate you stealing my joke, I made this joke a month ago and didn’t give you permission to use it
>>223905923fucking hell they've announced a cull of english speakers
just collected some data
in Birmingham they love the governor
wtf just got an alert on my phone tooi'm in yorkshire wtaf
the fuck was that
Just got a severe alarm on my phone fucking gave me a heart attack
holy fuck i just got an alert from the government. the UFO invasion is coming
WHAT THE FUCKMY PHONE JUST SCREAMED AT MEAHHHHHHHHH
did anyone just get a wildfire alert on your phone
>>223905879Dont believe any human being willingly chooses '64 the grimmest of all beers
I just got one in England, says high risk of wildfires. No fire starting activities allowed.
What the fuck was that
NO STARTING FIRES YOU CUNTS
>>223905923I was reading a book which claimed Welsh was spoken in eastern and northern BritainNo proof was given outside of Strathclyde which even then there is no real proof linking themAnd apparently this is the accepted view in history
I'VE BEEN SCARED
mate what the fuck was that likethanks bog government
Just got a text from my gf
THEY'RE BOMBING
WE'RE GOING TO DIE AAAAAAH
AAAAHH FUCK OFF IM NOT ON FIRE
watch this gif while pushing a finger in and out of your ear in time with the animation
HELP
THE FUCKING NUKES ARE FLYING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Phone just went fucking mental warning me about wildfires
>>223905923the elves have taken over the uk government
A MISSILE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JESUS FUCK
>>2239058351950’s sixth form lads in the headmasters office when they desperately want that letter of recommendation for Oxford university
*in tommy shelby's voice*NO FOOKIN FIRES
Everything burns x
>everyone on /brit/ has a smartphoneahh so you were all normies after allshould have figured
fucks sake just got the warning in kent, fuck off don't care hate this nigger country
they linked up!
>>223905937>Southern Europe is widely considered the best part of Europe to grow weed due to its ideal Mediterranean climate.Why would vietnam gangs set up weed grows in the UK instead of Italy or Spain based on this info>but it's indoorGermany, Czech, other places are still better for that too legally
Wonder how many obese cunts just had a heart attack from that alarm
>>223905966
Woke nonsense ahh alert
I still get upset thinning back to an experience when I was 20I was at my cousins house for Christmas with my family and my niece and nephew wanted me to go play their new Xbox game with them in their room and my mum said “keep the door open”This means they assumed I might be a nonce or something correct?
>>223905966BUILD FOR BIG AUSTRALIAN COCK
I just fucking SHIT myself
>>223905966the perfect arse
>>223905997you shut your whore mouth
>>223905961>cull of english speakersToo based
sir government warning
PUTIN HAS DONE IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
millions of grandparents were just given heart attacksthanks andy
Firing up the barbie
Need a film rec ladsTried to watch There Will Be Blood again (3rd attempt) but it's simply steaming dogshit
What the FUCK thought I had that setting disabled
Well I see no way this'll backfire
>>223905986>>223905987>>223905988>>223905990>>223905991Welsh Chad's getting it before english plebs
imagine being in a restaurant or public place when that went offwould have been quite the fun experience to share with strangersbut no, we're all alone, in our roomssad
WTF
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING.
>>223906041I would love to still use a blackberry or razor flip phone but it's not feasible today
are you all lying or what?i got no such alert
AHHHH WTFWTF
>>223906057bbc only
>anglosaxons now banned from fireLuckily in Alba we haven't received these brutally oppressive alerts
>misuse of service thing to give a generic government noticeI called it, innit
>>223906045because they can sell it in the uk
fuck me just had a heart attackdon't think there is much risk of wildfires in the middle of harrogate actually
these things are advisory yeah? like hose pipe bans, you can't be nicked for watering your gradiolus unless you're enjoying it too much
Big brother is here and he's in your phoneGiving you mad Vibrations
>>223906100because you live in cuckistan
You horrible bastards just gave me a fucking panic attack as I thought we just got nuked or bombed I appreciate a joke and all that but I’m in a fragile mental state at the moment and that freaked me out
they did it twicefucking hell mateSTOP
>>223906076well it's kino actually so you should give baywatch (2017) a try that'll be more up your street
fuck that, im going lighting fireworks in the dry part of the woods
>>223906044She looks like the characters people make on Second Life
>>223906099you haven't seen those retro flip-phone smartphones?zoomie former work colleague bought oneit's all exotic and shit to him because he was born in a year that starts with a 2
don't worry 0.1mm of rain is on the way
>>223906076Red rooms is good
just got one in arabic, not on
i didn't get anything
>>223906051Or maybe she was going to call you down for dinner later ?
Right well then that was totally unnecessary....Thought I was about to be vaporised in a nuclear holocaust, but no, just the government pricks wanking about saying "no BBQs!"
>>223906105If it was a Westminster idea the SNP won't do it.
great, my abusive partner found my second phone now she's readying the strapon
>>223906143so.. a smartphone but gimpier?
THE NUKESTHE NUKES ARE COMINGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wonder how many car accidents that caused
arse just derailed
At Wiv for chippy tea
>>223906157the government doesn't care if you die
>>223906079you cant actually disable it lelbig gubment wants to fuck you, you best say please and thank you
>>223906171kek I never thought about that
>>223906082Wales will be 60% english born by 2030
>>223906168
>>223906169ye
Ricky Gervais says "cunt" he so CRAZY
is there really any need for thatshould only be used if we're about to get nuked or something
>>223906134Overacted shite mate, sorry to be the one to break it to you>LE MILKSHAKE xDDfuck off>>223906152cheers lad will take a look
Horrible cunts, I literally started crying as I thought we got nuked
phone just raped my arse at 99999999mpg
>>223905737>brady olsonhey cody did you vote for brady or hunter?
>>223905966my god, imagine a huge, pitch black cock destroying her pristine pussy
>>223906180i was sure that was a cop car in the street from the thumbnail
>>223906100anon isn’t in the group chat lol
Everyone will pay for what happen to me x
>>223906199I'd be straight out to put my bollocks on ground zero if that were the case
>>223906167Na the snp copies it and does it twice as hard like in covid
Issued by the UK GovermentThere is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners, and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.
>>223906208
was it in a hawaii a few years back where they got an alert saying they were about to be killed by nukes or something and everyone was in running about like it was the end times and saying their goodbyes but it was an accidental alert of something.
why did this have to be a smartphone alert. usually you get advance warning of those. multiple people have probably died of heart attacks now.
have you got a loicence for that lighter mate?
government alert gave me anxiety and PTSD i need PIP for that
any /twophonesscaredtwice/ man in?
>>223906256wouldn't that be an admission of how pointless it is
>>223906199already putting it to good use by making it totally useless in the event of an actual catastrophewhen's the alert to remind me not to be a racis
The chippy teaMissus wanted to sit in the car because of the seagulls
>>223906129Not sure if you're kidding, but as someone who had a panic disorder in the past these alerts must have genuinely just fucked up so many people's heads. How about a nice noise rather than a fucking air raid sirenthought the germans were flying over ffs
/brit/ severe alerts but its just a picture of Bradse that can’t be closed for 1 hour
>>223906290Mhm goyslop
>>223906146Burnham must go
scotland didn't get the alert because they don't have electricity
>>223906290why are you posting this on here then
I aint got no bitchesI aint stack no paperI aint got nuthin
that alarm just triggered my C-PTSD and now i'm hiding in the cupboard under the stairs with the spiders, rocking back and forth uncontrollably.who will pay for this???
was a bit of an unnecessarily loid and obnoxious noise wasnt itchill out dude
>>223906290looks good but wheres the rest of it
>>223906290can see your missusshe's fat and wearing a white tank top
>>223906290looks lovelyyou parked out on the prom looking out at the sea or what
>>223906290and your thanks to the sephardic jewish community?
>>223906221>cop Fuck off Yank
>Bradse
>>223906321*throws you a tenner*keep the change.
fireman told me that combine harvesters start loads of fires because of all the dust and big engines
>>223906044Do you think she's let him....
I’m not joking I literally started crying as I thought I was dead
andy pandy trying to speedrun becoming more unpopular than starmer
>>223906351sorry COPPER car
just pooed myself again (which happens to all of us!)
literally below 20 degrees and pissing down with rain where i am
>>223906168howl
>>223905966RAPE
uk government be like don't set fire to the moors in the middle of a drought
>>223906406Scotland mentioned
>>223906406kingsford man
are you going to make it then or
>>223906367post it
me? no i'm not, i thought he was
I'll make it
got like £30 worth of csgo crates on an old steam account i can't accesssteam support messing me about
>>223906429>>223906438souf west
sorting the new lads. will be up in a minute
imagine if someone dropped their phone in a petrol station due to that alert and started a fire
>>223906290I'll rape your Mrs. Tell he I said that
>>223906463fiddlers elbow man
>>223906474>>223906474>>223906474>>223906474new
not my job is ityou do it
>>223906372>tf>tp>£10
>>223906084Imagine it in a library lel
