stourport has fallen eidition
this dire heat opened my chakras and hole
really was unacceptably loud
You got any Dogshit zingers going??
haha off to toil soon, hate my life
2 more weeks left of summersick to bastard death of it now
When this country actually collapses where are you planning to move? I plan to flee to Northern Idaho
>>223906520yeah loads
didn't need to see that
>>223906531'tanic
>>223906531got a laugh out of menice one
>>223906290Nice day in Hull is it?
>>223906528>2006She's probably dead now
>>223906531s
Sucking Fodeypops xx
>>223906528Refuge brothel girl
anyone else got calls from mum granma and aunt about the fucking alarm yes I GOT IT TOO ya bint
>>223906534prefer not to say
off to bed
>>223906531roaring
wish i couldve gone to the day and night listening party in LA
Yookay
>>223906531scream
>>223906573night mate, love youx
right well thats not on is itabout to eat likefuck off
I am here this evening to offer you a mini pork pie
just wanked myself off
imagine being balls deep in a lad in a sauna approaching the point of cumming when that alarm went off and causing you to jut out and ruin your orgasm
>>223906616err cheers mate
>>223906590is this a northern thing then
>>223906616i'll say noi don't know where that hands been do i
>>223906635never seen a sweetcorn vender up north
>Calvin Harris, David Guetta, Avicii, Swedish House Mafia, Martin Garrix, Zedd, Alesso, The Chainsmokers, Steve Aoki, Robin Schulz...
>>223906531No idea what this means because I'm under 35
>>223906624happened to all of us at least once
>>223906590wish we had more small food vendors scattered around cities like the hotdog stands in new york. presume its illegal or something
>>223906531Dont get it x
>>223906654I think it's in reference to the naked woman that was posted
>>223906624brother no
>>223906635donedon has random paki markets everywhere
>>223906616What have you done to it? 0_o
>>223906635i'm up north and i've never heard of sweetcorn bendorsseen those newsagents tho
>>223906662needs a nice big hotpot down her
>>223906662thanks skeletor
>>223906528looks like ozzy osbourne
>>223906590Is this a southern thing
Why haven't they sent out a severe alert for the fact that there are millions of wogs in the country
>>223906651do they still draw massive crowds. ive not followed music for a while now
>>223906707because then the wogs will receive it. and they'll turn against us
>>223906616Gobbles it out of your flat palm like a horse eating hay
alright fuck you lot, I'm going out, fuck the janny, fuck the biomass, fuck keir, fuck the new guy, hate you all. see you laterx
wtf is a sweetcorn vendorwhose eating sweetcorn in its own like
>>223906670you had to be there x
well i'm not sure how that's supposed to get the car started
/brit/ used to be good before all of the subhuman non-Anglo beastfolk scurried in to infest the thread
>>223906520Im always here for a unbaised opinion
>>223906729>>223906717
It was nice knowing you /brit/. The killer knows where I am now and he's coming
>>223906590ate corn everyday in school for lunch. it's the most mid food imaginable
Caught 5 mice today
>subhuman non-Anglo beastfolk ktim
>>223906729make sure you kill some darkies while you're out, ta x
>>223906751fucking 'berg got to the keyboard
>>223906751Catberg..? I fort u was dead
>>223906635YesManchester has one of those fucking sweetcorn things on every cornerUtter hellholeSame with Leeds
i curse this world
these niggas eating corn
biomass biomass ooo bio bio biomassdo doo doo doo
shes out getting bbc'd in her fluffy slippersabsolutely outrageous behaviour have a little decorum love
>>223906590sweetcorn?
throwing it back on a niggers bbc
got 10 cans cooling down in the fridgeit's time to get large and in charge
>>223906820yhjust sweetcorn that they leave to boil in a tub full of dirty water all day
>>223906707Because wogs provide orgasms to women
>>223906741>SAR please look at the pornography I am masturbating to! this is /brit/ nowhere's one >>223906828
>>223906828still don't understand how the leopard print one has such big tits for such a skinny body
>>223906828mad that this is what normies lives are like
you all keep posting dog shit women. here, have an actual attractive woman to goon to x
>>223906828hate women so muchthey need putting in cages like the animals they are
just utterly diabollocked myself in the bollocks diabolically
>>223906501you were posting this at half 6 this morning
No spray no layNo splash no gashNo Armani no punani
>>223906858Where's her knob
*orders another mint julep from the /brit/ bar*
we posting obnoxious women dancing then
>>223906858looks like a man
>>223906873Bog wogs. Do clubs still have them?
>>223906859Bros just mad he wasn't born as a Neurotypical
>>223906862doubt it mate, i was on my way to work
>>223906828got 10 cans in the tesco delivery baskettwo clicks and 20 mins away from getting the cans in
not bothering to stamp out my finished ciggies while walking through a field x
Having an Au Vodka Apple Tango. I've had a long day team
>>223906651:(
dont know why i dont enjoy /brit/ as much anymore, think it's become a bit too self-aware.
>>223906876in this guy's ass >>223906888
>>223906858that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a woman
>>223906910nothing lasts forever
to be fair, sweetcorn can be a healthy and refreshing snack
>>223906894well you're lying to me now aren't you
>>223906858COR SPAFF SEXOOOOO
>>223906903No shitty britches incident today then?
>>223906922entropy does
>>223906903no you haven't
>>223906910could be the schizos and porn addicted indians spamming their fetishes 18 hours a day
>>223906881
>>223906928zero nutrientspointless
>>223906905wtf, they remastered the lads?
>>223906922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1J7y4xIdA
>>223906844your concept of "pornography" is bizarre
loosen up bro it's just pixels lmfao
>>223906905Genuinely insane none of them are gay
>>223906936No didn't shit myself today not even once>>223906944Yes I have I woke up at 3:00 am and worked from 5:00 am to 15:00 pm and did a total of over 25,000 steps
>>223906858is she autistic kind of weird watching her trying to smileweird and awkward
>>223906949mmmh they got that cronem all to themselves x
>>223906949believe it or not, this was filmed on the pyongyang metro. that’s why there’s no adverts
>>223906928sweetcorn is pure rubbish they grind it up and feed it to farm animalsit's no wonder it's a popular snack up north
>>223906968looks like rich evans
>>223906974Enjoy your drinks then darling, you deserve it x
>>223906930no mate honest.
right get the old man posted if your posting webms/mp4s
thinking about alysa
>>223906858green eyes with dark hair is such a peng combination
it's the porn addicted indians[6 months ago]it's zeiegdleblag[6 months before that]it's mousenonse[6 months before that]it's heathernonce[6 months before that]it's 190[6 months before that]it's the yanks
>>223906974you stepmog me every single daynever gone over 14000
https://youtu.be/QnHNrdazs9Q?si=TVRExBz14MYoD6Ke
>>223906474I miss highschool because I used to pull black girl's weaves when ever they started fighting.
Soon be winter lads. All these raging wildfires and yellow grass will be a distant memory.
>>223906988Wouldn't say it's "popular"Only ever seen brown people buying from them because it's usually browns running themEven then I think I've only seen about 2 people do it in my 26 years
sick of it all
corn is actually the best though because without it we wouldn't have popcorn or doritos
>>223906881>>223906828Still weird that every girl I've known and been out with has done thisI feel defective because I but don't understand it
>>223907020I only do that many steps if I'm working. If not the most I usually do is 7,000 and usually it's around 1,000.
>>223907020
>>223907041they are trying to court an alpha male
>>223907026wake me up when september ends
why do i see so many fatties working in supermarkets then if they do 20k+ steps in a shift
>>223907023I thought the chain was a thongDay ruined
>>223906988>up northnever heard of it up here mate
Got to 1pl8 bench and can't progress more because I don't enjoy going to the gym enough and prefer to get steaming
genuinely astonishing how unfunny you all are. its like 90% of these posts are indians on vpns running a script, written by other indians who just made up what they thought british people talked about. For the remaining people in this thread who are real, just leave. Dead internet theory won
>>223907065I don't see many fatties working in supermarkets tbflots of old people lots of literal downies but not many fatties
>>223907065I walk to work and back most people I work with drive there. I'd say a good 60% of my steps are from the walk there and back
>>223907088grow up its just pixels
>>223906903Evening salad fingers
>>223907056>alpha male Ah yes a joiner on 29k a year is an alpha male
got the depeche mode on
>>223907100is that why you have to get up at 3am, because you fucking walk to work?utter mong
>>223907088Grow up little wormboy
I'm a poo poster I post poo
Piehead posting the bizarre AI images of what he believes to be me? I have brown hair you fucking retard
>>223907023goodness me
>>223907065when i worked at a supermarket in the evening i would have dinner at home then a second dinner on my break for no reason other than there was nothing to do and i wanted to scran stuff i had packed earlier and looked interesting
>>223907088Why are you lot so obsessed with Indians that you start imagining them everywhere?
I'm on a pee poo diet i pee poo and i pee it
>>223907145never post this utter rubbish ever again
>>223907139You can tell he's on his last legs lmfao
Enjoying Sniper Elite 5 so far. Currently on mission 6. Do you guys do all the optional objectives in the missions or do you just do the main one?
Quite enjoy the fact that canspaedo doesn't post much anymoreThe rabble has been cleared
Piecunt melty
>>223907164Pop your trip back on big lad
heathermong on one
>>223907129The shift started at 5:00 am. I get up at 3:00 am and feed the cats, have breakfast and check /Brit/ then I leave at 4:00 am. I usually get there around 10-15 minutes early. I like to give myself a little extra time in case something disrupts my walk to work and delays me.
>>223907165why don't you make your own choices little boy
>>223907139Thought it was fluorescent green a while ago?
>>223907139everything else is accurate then?
Never did really understand the significance of Chewbacca and later Jar Jar Binks in the Gherkin lore
>>223907177I'd already forgotten about that annoying cunt
>>223907202I am. I'm just curious what others do
>>223907164He's upset and angry because he's an unemployable fat freak in a mobility scooter who's daily step count is always zero.>>223907180LOL. He won't like this at all.
>>223907177I was on holidays for a few weeks, ladAnd I wasn't even going to post but decided to let you know I won't be having the cans tonight>>223906828Suppose I'll get 10 cans too, ladWAHEEEEEEYYYYYYY
>>223907139You are clearly visible outside Shrewsbury Aldi
>>223907234COOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>223907163star wars freak rattled
>>223907234Get your shit flickers on
Post your ex gf and I'll rate her
>>223907228hellostill an annoying fucking freak i see
>>223907234tilde's creps are far deader than that
something very animalistic about our need to dance isn't there
>>223907234sacked tranny wears incel bloke's creps to walk to toil
>>223907205I've never dyed my hair but have thought about it. >>223907206No you fat reprobate your mum has to wear a whistle around her neck in case you try and shag her piehead you deranged freak
ok THIS was very rude of them
reckon sacked tranny might be fat and disabled, the way he defaults to calling everyone fat and disabled
>>223907264I didn't wear those shoes to walk to toil. I wear black sketchers to toil.
>>223907234velcro shoes
>>223907265Dead dad btw
>>223907280del GATO
>>223907139You're a lovely blonde x>>223907218>>223907259Alri, lads?
>your mum has to wear a whistle around her neck in case you try and shag her pieheadfucking howling you go girl
she's trying to avoid the picture haha
>>223907278americans are now in agreement that we deserved it
it's very unlikely the /brit/posters are fat and disabled
>>223907310Did your Mac create this image?
>>223907145thing with this image is you can tell he got mixed up between wookies and sandpeople and only has a cursory knowledge of star wars
i'll be taking canslads side because he doesn't use a tripcode unlike some people
>cansnonce and piehead in the same threadWill be a bad melty now team.
>>223907234Built for bbc
>>223907337Actually yes, it did
today i feel indian
>>223907353wookies with their big furry hairy bodies are perfectly adapted for the desert you see
>>223907365get your next jeans off and send us a picture with your cock out
>>223907365you've been flailing wildy for about an hour lad
Bit drunk from a single pre mixed drink because I rarely drink so my tolerance is extremely low
>>223907389
>>223907399WOW COOL
>>223907399get your tits out for the lads
>>223907406nigga
UM
Lads I came here to ask the sexperts: the fuck is going on with the UK and wildfires and trains stopping?>>223907360Honestly, lad, I';ve toned it down a lot in the past few months outside of Friday/Saturday usuallyAnd when sackedtranny posts since him melting down is hilarious>>223907365You've been melting down quite well without me, mr sackedtranny
SANJAY ARE YOU SEEING THIS BRO
i dont understand, hes really not that funny
haven't laughed at a single post this thread
>>223907406sick fuck
tesco about to time their delivery so that i bump into the neighbour coming back in from the garden ffsi KNEW i should've waited until he'd gone in
>>223907407Mad that its better here than in india
https://www.reddit.com/r/IKEA/comments/1v5pj5y/i_am_no_longer_welcome_at_my_local_ikea_because_i/>Eventually I noticed what I thought was a pattern. Home office displays almost always had dull weather, while bedrooms and children’s rooms had noticeably nicer conditions. I honestly found that a little manipulative because people make different decisions depending on the weather they think they are experiencing.>Now whenever I go into that IKEA someone eventually recognizes me. Officially I can still go, but last month I heard an employee quietly tell another one, “that’s the weather guy.” I was literally just there to buy a bookshelf, so it’s not very pleasant.they silenced him for EXPOSING THE TRUTH
BWOOOOPBRRZZZGGBWOOOOPdon't use disposable bbqs pls
>>223907440It's been nothing but sacked trannard attention seeking
Trans girl at work asked me out and I said yesIt's been a year since I've been out with a girl (xx girl) so I'm desperate
>>223907453if wasting police time is a crime wasting voters time should be one too
>>223907023tummy sex
>>223907480Ermprozzy? You know, so you can be with a woman instead of being a faggot
>>223907478Need to shove this down my throat
pedro sanchez is the only western leader grappling with the end of the unipolar world and next year he’ll be replaced with some zionist/atlantacist stooge who runs on an anti-immigrant platform but will do fuck all about immigration anyway and spain will be raped. might move to china
I am enjoying JoJo no Kimyou Na Bouken golden wind quite a lot I'd say it's my favourite JoJo part based on what I've seen.
got rejected from an aldi job offer in 2023
Fun fact the early music are made into this famous invented language that everyone is talking about, but the more you advance in the game the more french you can hear in the music.It was designed to mark and follow the progression into the game. The more you understand the situation the more you understand the lyrics.
>>223907623ok
>>223907603That's the year I got hired at ALDI.
/brit/ mourns the loss of Finlay Tarling, 19 year old British cyclist
>>223907578aren't the sonic films massive
>>223907543his name is like if we had a prime minister called john smith
Weatherberg dropping 10°c but refusing to have thunderstorms and rain. Why is he like this?
>>223907603Would you say that, in this occasion, you were done in as it were?
>>223907639Portugal's RTP broadcaster said Tarling was hit by a non-race car driving in the opposite direction.Portuguese President Antonio Jose Seguro expressed his condolences, saying Tarling's death had "plunged the peloton, the tournament and the host nation into mourning."horrible
>>223907502I don't really have an attraction to women like thatIf there's no romance I don't really care about sex
>>223907665we would've had one but he went and died and we ended up with tonibler
>>223907639>media suggest that the 19-year-old Welsh rider was hit by a non-race vehicle travelling on the course in the opposite direction to the peloton.Ah yes very good
right then time for a wank
>>223907665true
scaremongering now
>>223907721if dubs do it to tranny piss
>>223907721ktim. wonder what gay porn I'll uncover from my vast library
Who wanting scrap
>>223907749cant the transpeeing subreddit is still banned
>>223907639looks like ozzy osbourne
coming to all your mobiles soon
>>223907683right but you're going on a date with a man
>>223907757asda car park mate
>>223907636tits got you the job>>223907671it was very depressing being rejected from such a shit place so yes
that toil freak who said hes toiling tomorrow is probably here wallowing in depsair
this new phoebe bridgers album is pretty good x
cody: *gets hit in the bollocks*also cody: ouchies right in the twin towahs !!
>>223907407those are canadians
>>223907792Fucking bitch.
>>223907777quads of scrappage confirm
people just want to watch britain burn
wtf are they doing in wales
>>223907798great post. laughed the first time, and the second time. love this genesis x
bet all the mps who arent in labour are fuming rn
>>223907748Andy trying to distract from repopulating the rural areas with african and Indian men
>>223907830burning in the sun like the ghouls they are
>>223907852sapops
laughing cow sex arse
sanchez is a mogger though. maybe the zoomer and foid vote will tide him through
>>223907830screaming at that red dot on the forth
you'd think one of you autists obsessed with sacked tranny would go down to shrewsbury and confront him
>>223907833>mulatto best lookingOoff
>>223907832why are you only replying on the second time
want to get pissed but havent got any boozeoh well!
>>223907866gay if you would't
>>223907852made for intercrural sex
>>223907875POV you're a sudaca/nafri/Angolan who has been given permanent residence in hispania
>>223907888They won't do shit LOL
>>223907833Is that tall lad tilde?
So China can now sail through the Arctic to get stuff to the UK now
>>223907888Lmao most Brit posters don't even venture outside of 4chan to other websites
>>223907940replying to yourself again
>>223907947so it's not all bad news
>>223907940exactly can just imagine their feeble voices recording you on their samsung phone"y-youre sacked t-tranny"LOL
>>223907639F Fin
>>223907956I did when 4chan was killterrible time everywhere is worse much much worse
>>223907896I saw it earlier but was in the jobcentre and didn't want anyone to see that I was /brit/posting so i put my phone away
>>223907963>LOL>>223907940>LOLLOL
>>223907947get the cheap chink shit produced and shipped over and thrown into landfill
>>223907947my temu orders coming in at mach speed nowbig ups climate change
>>223907963They would be walking around asking every female employee if they're "sacked tranny" until security removes them from the shop Best part is I literally post my shift times here and they STILL do nothing. Fucking mongs
>>223907979310 is bump limit not 300 you absolute div
>>223907917will be the same under a raped-wing vox/pp gubbermint
>>223907833>>223907636>>223907603I wish we had Aldi here, too. Retailers collude on prices to keep them high. Western retailers that previously entered our market such as Walmart, Tesco, and Carrefour all failed and withdrew. Due to the insular nature of the retail industry, hardly any companies from the US or Western Europe attempt to do business in South Korea or Japan. Meanwhile, the existing retailers continue to engage in price-fixing.
>>223908001exactly LOL
>>223908027>>223908027>>223908027
>>223907995recycle
>>223908030stupid little cunt
>>223908052not my fault you're spamming early news, lad
