American beverage edition
>>223907555>opened the gates to muslim in SpainJews have been jewing since forever
Why did God great 600,000 species of beetles
This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: we aren't saying it didn't happen, but we are tired of hearing about it.
who the fuck is dr boylan
>>223907620*Barq's
So did he kill 6 gorillions or not?
>>223907567Entire American faculty gathered
>I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch)>I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop>I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)>I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison
>>223907619Each plays a unique role in the ecosystem
>>223907670you didnt reply to me in the previous thread
>>223907632Wasn't she married to King Henry VIII
>>223907699The world doesn't need bed bugs
In my culture, it's common to greet guests with a blowjob and some cash
>>223907632he makes drinks, retard
yo this nigga eatin beans
Ate 2 of these yesterday and now I feel sick
>>223907717Those aren't beetles albeit
>>223907727Was that culture started by your mother?
>>223907785GOTTEM
>>223907727sounds like prostitution
>>223907640Thanks for confirming you have a dangerously low IQ
>>223907815Literally never denied that fact, you nincompoop
>>223907785No, our ways are ancient.
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I have gotten to know 2 hardcore Christians in my life and they both think "magic sky fairy" or "sky daddy" jokes are hilarious
Farted again
smoking dude gang weed while writing fan fiction
>>223907850Type of thing Indians would worship unironically after seeing it on social media
>>223907850Is this real
>>223907879yes
>>223907702What did you say?
Somebody is playing Super Mario on the public piano :D
Chinese pipo be like, "My name is Ching. I'm from Chingdong, China, population 500 million. I work as a tiktok streamer."
>>223907913>>223906621
>>223907913RESPECTWALK
>>223907868Jesus wept
>>223907930Am I where? >>223907935Start making sense
How do I get blue gf like pic related?
>>223907868hunter s thompson over here but fatter and gayer
>>223907970choke her
>>223907970Cosplay conventions
>>223907964i wanted to ask you a question
>>223907815That's fake you fool
>>223907567wtf I though mr pibb was only in american dad
I went to San Jose, CA. There were almost zero white people to the point of leaving me actually kinda stunned. I would walk into a coffee shop and every single person inside other than myself was brown. And or Asian, I guess there was a lot of Asians too.
>>223907928>chingchong is considered racist and an insultingly inaccurate imitation of Chinese>there's a real city called Chongqing, pronounced like ChongChingHmmm....
I know why the caged bird stinks
>>223908000Ask away
>>223907850Stwaberry Milks?
>>223908076Does your mom know you're gay?
>>223907619who the fuck even makes these man. is the sharty that mentally ill
>>223908047That speaks volumes
>>223908076calf exercise recs? kinda struggling here
>>223908047What's that one Chinese word that sounds like the n word
>>223908105>you're not allowed to make Godjaks because... because you just can't, ok!
>>223908076How long did it take for the guy to cum
>>223908102Nah so far only your dad ;) >>223908125Do you not have a calf raise machine at your gym? If so maybe just grab some plates or heavier dumbbells and do calf raises with those. Or sit down and load up plates on your quads/knees and do calf raises. I honestly don’t do any specific calf work outside squats once a week. I do walk a lot, like minimum 10-15k steps a day. That and being overweight builds legs I suppose
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all
>>223908132>The Mandarin Chinese word is 那个 (pronounced nà ge or more commonly nèi ge). It literally means "that" or "that one," but it is most frequently used as a verbal filler word—similar to saying "um," "uh," or "you know" in English while pausing to think.
>>223908132那个 or 你个First one is a filler word like umm in English so you can hear Chinesepipo saying nige nige nige repeatedly sometimes on the phone lol
>>223908206>Do you not have a calf raise machine at your gym?no>>223908206>grab some plates or heavier dumbbells and do calf raises with thosei do that but my feet hurt after 10 reps.>Or sit down and load up plates on your quads/knees and do calf raises.doesnt work cause the weight isnt enough
>>223908105God is all knowing and all powerful so if God didn't want that guy to make another 'jak about God liking beetles he would have just made that guy die of sudden infant death syndrome as a baby instead of making that guy the exact kind of guy who would grow up to make the 'jak about God liking beetles.It's called his mysterious plan, look it up sweetheart.
>>223908240Maybe load up weights on a barbell in a squat rack, go heavy, and then instead of squatting do calf raises/lifts with the barbell resting on your traps
>>223908293we dont have barbells either kek
>>223908289Thirdies hate these lil niggas because they are black. How can they be so heartless?
Thoughts on gooners?
Dogberg crying because he has to poop but won't go outside because it's raining
>>223908047Chongqing was formerly the capital of the Wuzai Kingdom. During the Warring States Period, it was the gateway to the western border of the State of Chu, and its county territory belonged to the territory of Wu Commandery. In the thirtieth year of King Zhaoxiang, Zhang Ruo, the governor of Qin Shu, attacked Chu and captured Wu Commandery. He also ordered Bai Qi to circle the territory of the State of Han, launch a surprise attack on the capital of the State of Chu, Ying, and burn Yiling. After cutting off the rescue of Wu Commandery by the State of Chu, he seized Wu Commandery and the area south of the Yangtze River, establishing Qianzhong Commandery.
>>223908344post dogberg
>>223908378>mfw I'm in a heresy competition and this mfer shows upD:
>>223908385Yes, obviously.
'member rocket power
>>223908304Dude what kind of gym do you go to
too many white people in puerto vallarta
When will men be able to become pregnant?
>>223908438it's the property's clubhouse gym.
too many brown people on the planet
>>223908488they already can you fucking chud!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to play valheim but like 1.0 comes out next month so i dont know if i should wait
>>223908491You should work through the pain doing the barbell/weight raises then. Work your way up. I remember when I started losing weight walking for like half an hour my feet would hurt. I can easily go for hours at a time now without needing to stop at a brisk pace.
>>223908509I’ve only made it to the plains BRbro. How are the Mistlands and Ashlands?
Should I get the bacon king or double Whopper from bk?
>>223908585i only made it to plains to as that was the last biome when i played
Fact: 4chan guys are effete and kissable
>>223908589Only good thing from BK is their chicken nuggets. I could down like 60 a them shits
Those squats destroyed my glutes, bros
>>223908633
>>223908589I'm waiting for the dbz collab don't eat fast food slop if they don't have a promo going on
Dogberg is probably happy the parents are home
i’ve been thinking about stuff lately
The hello kitty collab looks kino
>>223908729don't burn yourself out there einstein
I see nothing wrong this
>>223908442How about Puerto Farta
>>223907632Doc said a just a dab will do ya.
>>223907756The South Korean instant noodle company behind Buldak was on the verge of bankruptcy. However, the founder's daughter-in-law developed Buldak just for fun, and the company has since grown into one of the world's largest instant noodle manufacturers. No one in South Korea imagined that Buldak would achieve such global success. Generally, boomers in this country don't eat Buldak at all. we tend to view those who like it as zoomers and those who dislike it as boomers.
>>223908560i suppose ill just keep at it for another year
>>223908132Remember when that chinese professor got fired for saying it
Doctor Topper ruthlessly pounds Canada Dry
might be make another zomboid dude angle since theres nothing to play
I never really tried to have sex. If I had tried I might have been able to do it. Too late now though.
>>223908764Mind ya own damn business, karen
>>223908784zoomers are on the way in, boomers are on the way out
>>223908797That’s the way, also if you want definition you just have to be skinny. So losing weight paradoxically can make you look „bigger” in the muscular sense. >>223908784Buldak is pretty shitty. It’s way way too spicy to be truly enjoyable. Indomie is top tier noodleslop in comparison, highly recommend that over Buldak (but don’t eat either they are both toxic).
>>223908669
>>223908892i never talked to women, i'm too scared, i dont really talk to anyone at all in fact not just women
Went on a chudwalk in T*ronto today, saw some crazy stuff
Society OWES us sex
>>223908666I could give them a little massage for you
>>223908958yea i saw that on instagram
>>223908958>die like a good goyim
What posters do you recognize?
>>223909044I wish people recognized me
that fraud professor killed himself
>>223908442en la escuela estuve con un naquito de ahi que se llamaba "paris" o "ifel", no me acuerdo pero era un nombre bien pinche.
>>223909044that guy who makes good posts
>>223909079LOL
>>223909079this is white people's fault
Brothers, why haven't you joined masonic fraternities like the Shriners?
>>223909079>it's realLmao what a wild ride
>>223909079why, seems like he was gonna come out of this alright
>>223909079woke literally killed himF
>>223909079He played a high risk high reward game and got caught out
>>223908979goyim is the plural of goy
>>223908900thanks bud
Blood Refreshed supply
>>223909157thank you for the correction mr rabbi
did you know that 88% of the 4chan jannies in 2026 are jeets?
>>223909255RapeApe himself said there's very little jeet traffic on 4chan
>>223909255I dont know anything
>>223909255I thought they all looked like this
>>223908900waiiitttt, what's your diet like?
>>223909285you are the wisest of the Greeks
>>223909282Yeah it's not like he's biased on the jeet question...
any lonesome cowboys here or just me
>>223909255Yes, the ACKKKK showed this
>>223909419*raises hand*
I got a mewtwo in pokemon go
>>223909398you barely see Indian flags on boards with flags despite their population size.
>>223909538Because, famously, there are no Indians outside of India, Mr. Redditjeet
I read that in the old west the term outlaw meant the law didn't apply to you and anyone could just kill you. That's me, I'm an outlaw.
>>223907567
>>223909388chat is this real
>>223909343I eat 160-180g of protein a day. 1900-2300 calories a day depending on how much cardio i am doing that day and if i am also weight training. White cheese is my main protein source, some kefir. Some fruits. Grains in small amounts. Meat in small amounts.
>>223909640That's more like Anglo-Saxon England than the old west
>>223909640That’s how it worked in Iceland. That’s why Greenland was settled by Erik the Red. He became an outlaw so to avoid being killed he and his crew packed up and sailed to start in Greenland.
finna boutta lay the smack down on some fools
>>223909737>Meat in small amountswaaaaa why?>no wheywhy?
>>223909782>Erik the RedI was under the impression that this was the type of person your civilization preferred. Did he have a posse?
stayed in bed until 12:30
>>223909847He's a poor illegal immigrant
>My asshole burns>BRUH>*Starts doing the robo-dance*
>>223909847Money mostly. I don’t like working so I try to live inexpensively. And getting 160-180g of protein from twarog (kinda like cottage cheese) half the price of getting it from meat. But I still will have meat occasionally. >>223909882Kek what
How about Erik get head
Love watching uncs crash out
poo nigga
Saw a extremely low quality post just now
Let's have gay sex with lots of farting
how can my cat be so cute when he's just a cat
plagiarized my posts
>>223910163The toxoplasmosis interfering with your brain causing you to think he’s cuter than he actually objectively is
Can't walk outside without being disgusted by everything I see
>>223910152want to separate, poke, fiddle, go with the fist, milk your boy teat, drink your boy yogurt, fertilize your boy hole
How come nobody talks about how toxic social media addiction is for modern women? How they are seemingly all addicted to hoeing themselves on social media and how this is very obviously destroying them mentally?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
>>223909079Screaming
>>223910276oh?
Everyone hates Calipoornians
>>223910348Kino>>223910413Yeah he’s quite a pretty kitty
The end times are here
>>223910470why do the dakotians hate each other
>>223910539how does that affect me though
>>223910470I would assume virginia and west virginia hate DC more
Never reply to one of my posts ever again
>>223910576It may delay final delivery of your mail and packages
>>223910539they've been saying that since the fall of Rome
One of rock's most bitter feuds just ended on stage.Ritchie Blackmore hadn't played with Deep Purple since walking out in 1993, and he asked to come back for one song.Last night at Jones Beach, at 81, he played "Smoke on the Water.""I haven't played rock music in 25 years."
>>223910544Ethnic South Dakotans tried to genocide North Dakotans almost a century ago. There are also many cultural and religious differences that cause conflict between them
>>223910652Roger Waters and David Gilmoure from Pink Floyd hate each other.
>>223910652Does Richie just not perform anymore or does he mostly play a different type of music these days?
for me, it's ritchie blackmore https://youtu.be/7ZhFFxvrbgkhttps://youtu.be/7ZhFFxvrbgkhttps://youtu.be/7ZhFFxvrbgk
for me, richie aprile
>>223910761He became a rapper.
>>223910762hi mr pendejo
>>223910612But why? Be kind, show and spread compassion and love. Forgiveness is the baseline for healing, growth and moving forward.
>>223910762I too played Rock Band when I was a kid
>>223909255I don't see the problem with this. There's nothing wrong with being Indian.
>>223910470>New England and NY
>>223910762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XO3QmYfdrI
boutta go goon style
>>223910892Did you indeed? I remain skeptical.
sex sex sextex tex texdex dex dex
>>223910987I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?
for me it's dr check
>>223911102how about dr gock?
flying niggers infesting my homeI keep it clean enough that I haven't seen a roach in years but these small flying bastards somehow manage to find enough crumbs to survive off of for days
You're basically not a man if you're afraid of dogs
>>223911102>me after drinking a poppi
>>223911102>not Doc Holliday
>>223910933>>223910892>>223910855
i have perfectly good penis just going to waste and its a shame
Does anyone else keep a farther distance from trucks on the road now because you just assume they're illegals driving?
*cracks your egg*
what does your dad do for work?
>>223911126Flies or mosquitoes?>>223911267Is that your cat Don Pendejo
>>223911306As if legal Indian truckers are any better. They are all frauds and scammers
>>223911338Illegal in the sense of natural law
>>223911306no because I don't stereotype.
>>223911306Yeah and I triple check when crossing the road.
>>223911337he might as well be. he's as goofy as it gets
>>223911306I always avoided big trucks and city busses.
what type of videos you been watching lately?me, electric dirt bike and motorcycle rideouts
>>223911306I keep my distance from any kind of vehicle carrying objects sitting and/or strapped to the top/back.
>>223911313already done :3
>>223911394Vallarta anon?
Ventilators used for treating COVID-19 patients may have helped attribute to more de-ths than the virus alone, study suggests.
>>223911337some variety of gnat, little tiny flies that can infest the cat food bowl or the trash can in a matter of hoursI keep my windows closed and shut the door promptly when entering or leaving, but all it takes is one fucker coming in laying eggs somewhere to have a couple dozen flying around shortly afterfuck I hate these things
Have you ever seen them make glass in the fire
watchin destiny
>>223911140Muhammad was afraid of dogs
digging this new genre of working class larp politicians getting boo'ed off stage
>>223911140I'm afraid of pit bulls, and you should be too.Other dogs are fine.
>>223911443no. but this is my chihuahuer
Listening to Malice Mizer
>>223911622who specifically?I saw earlier today a video about the inversion of public opinion toward formerly-regarded-as-average-joe Bill Burr
>>223911712based
>>223911724thune, gov of nyc, and gov of va
What did we think of Queen Candace's latest debate
>>223911584My point stands
almost earthquake season again ngl
>>223911968fucking NPC bark
What about gock season
>>223912036https://youtu.be/LiiPHjyp7pMhttps://youtu.be/LiiPHjyp7pMhttps://youtu.be/LiiPHjyp7pM
>>223912100when does it start
phwoar just got unbanned>>223911267propa gud kittingtonshire diss
member when i got the rat tranny to break character and go berserk?good times. i was using a us flag that time
that reminds me
I have to shit but I don't really want to
>>223912413I've only ever filtered one flag in /cum/, the UK
For me it's Poland
Mouseas
That Debbie in accounting really gets me going
Practice patience, yes this is the way of the sage
Is not the same papi
>>223912736*sprints past you*>neeeerrrrrrddddddd
Can you buy me some comic books
>>223912821You try to race past, therefore you already lost
>>223912850Sent that freak flying
Dick me down papi
Drinking out of one of those mini wine glasses
Saw some middle aged balding millennial bobbing his head to rap music in his car
>>223913062jamiroquai? no.. I don't think the was an athlete
After a long day on the 'craft, I've got my XP farm and automatic pumpkin and melon farm complete
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>223911652corr good dogberg this
Shot the Arisaka for the first time today and it was friggin sweethttps://streamable.com/hkpvueMaybe put 60 rounds through it and it shot like a champ.
>>223912418Halloween soon
>gun: :|>gun, Japan: :0
>>223913230I had one in 7.7mm, does it have the chrysanthemum ground off?
>>223913265i figure i'll watch a scary movie or two
>>223913325This is still chambered in the original 7.7 tooIt has been defaced, but most of the chrysanthemum is still there
>>223913335Universal and Hammer Mummy movies for me
>>223913363that makes it more valuable, mine was 100% gone, sold it for $150 long ago
Cum inside my butthole
>>223913315.
hello americansi want to try ranch sauce/dressingwhat's the best brand or is it all the same?
>>223913391They had one where I bought mine with the original airplane sight, bayonet, and a much nicer stock which I wanted, but the mum was completely gone so I got this. Fun gun, glad I got it
>>223913435hidden valley is fine as far as the store-bought stuff goes
I put my bed sheets in the wash today. They were quite frankly getting a little bit disgusting.
>>223913490cheers pal
>>223913437I got mine from my great grandpa, he said he got it on the battlefield, but the Jap symbol being ground off told me he was a liar, so I sold it.He was a boxer and a race driver, proven with pics, but his ww2 stories are pure bullshit
>>223913230I like how old military guns look like angry hunting guns
>>223913363gays wore chrysanthemums on their fuku because they look like buttholes
corr mayblissen to sum neo-yacht rock as performed by the musical duo strongboi
>>223913435It's good to dip spicy chicken wings in, or celery
bro the jannies are so inconsistent on their racism policy one day I post shit so abhorrently racist it would get me blacklisted on a federal level and get nothing, then just call someone an ugly jeet the next day and get 3 day'd
>>223913546Probably still should have kept it, they aren't making any more>>223913548It feels way cooler to hold than a new gun with plastic stock and shit too.
How kind is your grandma on a scale of 1-10
>>223913620I've always preferred blue cheese for wings, but I like ranch on pizza sometimes
>>223913680>bro the jannies are so inconsistentno shit, on everythingnow we get banned again for complaining about 4chan
>>223913715Depends on how white you are
>>223913620i won't be doing celeryfriespizzasouthern fried chicken steakspossibly putting it in burgers
>>223913715Right now she's a 1 because dementia has driven her made and made her paranoid a fuckUsed to be a 7, always gossiped too much
>>223909079Why did racists have to take away his joy? They just couldn't stand seeing a happy black man
currently shitting pissing and seething
>>223909079Who is that
>>223913680when sharty doxxed the janny board I read that they tend not to delete/ban stuff if you complain about jannies because it makes them look like a bitch if they delete your post. I'd almost rather deal with twitch AI mods being inconsistent than those fucking retards. If it weren't for bots we'd be better off having users moderate themselves. But at the same time, it's not like better chans don't exist and I continue to post here anyways
>>223913861Youngest black professor in Cambridge history... until he got exposed for lying about his credentials and accomplishments, and plagiarizing his publications.
currently in need of penustein
>>223913884that’s based. Do we hate him because he’s black or something
>>223913898>being a lier and a fraud is basedHow
>>223913898>Do we hate him because he’s black or somethingthat doesn't help
>>223913715One was definitely 10/10 and the other was 7 or 8 / 10
>>223913905You are replying to an Indian
>>223913715she died many years ago
>>223913905Because you’re supposed to treat everyone else like dirt to get further in life
>>223913951>WasGrandma no!!!
I can feel the worms in my anus
>>223913986Put a gerbil in your ass it will eat the worms
Can I tongue punch your fart box
>>223909079>>223913884Anyone could have seen it coming a mile away. He has the black fraud archetypical look.
>>223914021
>>223913986Put some bacon on your ass and the worms will come out to eat it
>>223914057Exsqueeze me ma'am you didn't include an edition or the previous
It appears we've reached an impasse
>>223914068remind me of a video wherein a dude inserts leeches and worms in his penor hole
>>223914154>>223914154>>223914154>>223914154New
>>223914162>thread splittingcome dude!
>>223914204I am sick of lazy mexican generals
