Sharks with Teeth editionPrev >>223907567
>>223914154Looks like a black cock with teeth
I'm so horny
>>223914218>>223914181americans are obsessed
>>223914226I'm obsessed with you
cum
>>223914967con sex
erm
>>223917238/cum/bo jaja
>>223916266>>223916726Lol what a freak
waiting
>>223917222>>223917222Help I have 5 minutes to decide
>>223917307phwooooaaar
>>223917307we should abolish public schools to save the children
>>223917327Stay here with us
>>223917327Fuck no
>>223917307I won't share my thoughts on this matter.
>>223917316Yo, I didn't think of that one, fellow /cum/skin.
>>223917336this but unironically
when i was younger and i went out i had 0 fear approaching girls, i was bad at it but I did it and there was no night I wouldn't get girls be it either making out, Instagrams or if I didn't fumble sexNowadays I'm legit scared of attractive women to the point i can't talk to one without a bunch of Tequila first and i don't know what caused this change, I used to be young, wild and free...
>>223917358
so what toxoplasmosis makes you love cats. love is all we have
>>223917307Why do you never hear of male teachers doing this to their students
>>223917357how's the baby fk?
>>22391732730 dollars? Maybe if your last name is Rockefeller!
just read an atrocious post
>>223917405Not him. I have neither wife or baby :-(
i like anime but i am not a weeb because i have never read a manga in my life and i am not obsessed with Japanese culture actually
Just read a post that challenged my assumptions
check this niggas hard drive immediately
>>223917389Grade school teachers are overwhelmingly female
>>223917242ougi oshino
I like anime and Japanese culture and food
>>223917310why'd she do it
I have more respect for Onlyfans girls than I do for Twitch girls. At least they're honest.
>>223917460Sakuracon ikimasu!
Not surprised the canadian faggot is a pedo too
What’s your limit?
You got some studies to back your claims up
>>2239174868
>>2239174864
>>223917486Sex with 4 or 5
>>223917493
>>2239174864 only because she's a blonde angel. otherwise 3 is the hard cap
>>2239174865 is hot, wouldyeah that's the limit
>>2239174864>>223917504>>223917517>>223917521>>2239175274chads
>I am SO sorry are you OK???https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786747217013321.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786747217013321.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786747217013321.webm
think I'll make a burger for dinner againthe question is will I make fries too
Realistically, the actual limit should be when the belly protrudes further outward than the breasts
>Richard Ramirez was 6 feet 1 inch (1.85 m) to 6 feet 2 inches (1.88 m) tall.>Approximately 155–160 pounds>Slender and lanky, which often made him appear even taller to surviving victims.>Shoe Size: 11.5 (a key detail used by investigators to track his distinct Avia sneaker prints at multiple crime scenes)
>>223917568
USA has the 2nd most black people outside Africa
>>223917549biketards btfo
>>22391748645 if I'm seriously drunk
>>223917486there is no limitany lady in need of an arse shaggin' i'll oblige
>>223917568Fat Woman looked disgusting--belly protruding--in her blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
>>223917549yeah bro ain't walking that one off
>>223917504phwoar propa gud kittington diss wun
>>223917616>an arse shaggin'Poo scream
>>223917592That's Brazil
I'm hungry!!!!
>>223917654No Brazil is number 1
>>223917635
>>223917549Brown biketard
this was considered giant in 1890s times
>>223917702The Irish Giant more like The Irish Manlet!
>>223917691kek
>>223917549yeowch
Narrow Urethra
>>223917739The good thing is he's gonna get to be a neet for a bit
>>223917549dick status?
>>223917785flying
>>223917785smashed
Don't wait for the pizza to cool down, burn the shit out of your mouth, be a man
>>223917856pidser my beloved
>>223917856phwooarrthats me
>>223917904phwooarrthats me
>>223917912>>223917927it can't be both of you
I like the funny posts on wallstreetbets
>>223917979i could neet it out for a few years with 250k doolers. my lifestyle is highly frugal
>>223917307nice
>>223917549who is at fault here and why is it the woman and the biketard simultaneously
Oh dear me. Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have, in what was a most ghastly and undignified scene, pooed all over myself. Oh, this won't do at all.Lucy, darling, I require your assistance in the drawing room. Oh yes, it's quite urgent, my dear.
Aurafarming in the parking lot
>>223918170Biketard was clearly a squid riding with no gear and swerving in traffic. Woman was a woman and should not have been allowed to pilot an automobile.
>>223917486no higher than 4 except if she's japanese. japanese girls can go to 5 and it's still good as they fatten up in a smooth uniform non-lumpy kind of way.
>>223918212why are you black
>>223918212Nice combat boots. I bet they're great for stompin queers.
>>223918212I want you to breed me
>>223917327Did you go?
>>223917486I could beat all of these putrid femoids in a fight easily.
>>223918212we don't have that monster variant here
Love these famous art traces, me
well, white men?
>>223918279I liked it.
a punjabi chad stole my girlfriend
>>223918281jason used to defend pederasty all the time and later on when he was called out for it he played dumb and pretended he never did
>>223918212El Atrocidad...
>>223918294hitler would be proud the aryan tradition lives on
my life is a sad disappointment
sup guys, i'm really fucking retarded
I am a metaphysicist.
IM COOMING
Nutter Butters are good snacks.
Kino casino sucks again tonight just nonstop quartering coverage someone put this dogshit show out of its misery
Tomorrow me and my dad will go to the butcher shop to get suasages jalapeno bacon poppers.
Jason Arday merked hisself LOL
>>223918552Nice. I'll be with your mommy having smex.
>>223918552those sound good
just started listening to blind guardian>IMAGINATION FROM THE OTHHERR SIIIIDDDEEEEEE
Hadō #90: Kurohitsugi (Black Coffin)
Momberg is bringing me home Costco hoddog I am excite!
ever wish you were normal like not an incel no friends no nothing
I explained to my dad the difference between the Septuagint and the Masoretic text and why the Septuagint is superior because it is the real Old Testament and it is what the Orthodox Church uses. The Masoretic text is a translation created by Satanic rabbis amd the Judaizers prefer the Masoretic text because they are brainwashed.My dad found it very interesting and he agrees with me.
>>>/gif/31042955/cum/ meetup
>>223918634i wonder how my life would be if that were the case
>>223918650Die pedo
The Apostles and writers of the New Testament when they reference the Old Testamemt they are using the Septuagint!They are not using the Masoretic text which in fact did not even exist yet! Also the Talmudic rabbis when they created the Masoretic they chamged some of fge verses!
>>223918249No I took a nap insteadI also have a concussion and am quite dizzy, but feel better after the nap.Whatever, not like I'd find a wife this time if I didn't the previous 10 times
>>223918615No cookie? dumb bitch
>>223918552Sounds good
>>223918634i am nothing that i want to be
The Rizzler
Hello?
I just came again
Everyone leaves right when I show up.What's so bad about me?
Spooky season is coming
Pope Leo is a servant of the devil.
Pope Leo is a globalist Judaizer!
>>223918686I was Greek orthodox growing up and our priest would make jokes about gay people during mass and once yelled at my sister and made her cry because he thought she wasn't attending church enough when she showed up as the godmother of my cousin
>>223918782Yea, Spooktober is September 1 -- October 31. Quickly followed up by 30 days of Nothing But Black Metal November. It's 91 days of nothing but witchy goodness.
>Independent Problem Solving>Dogs: Low to Moderate; look to humans for help when a puzzle gets too difficult.>Cats: High; figure out physical puzzles and navigate spaces autonomously.
Orthodox is better than Papist.
>>223918822Me I'm nondenominational :]
>>223918822Do you love your enemies?
>>223918822Different flavor of catholic like idolatry
>>223918822this is like a teenage girl's room except it's catholic stuff instead of boy band posters
>>223918840>catholicOrthodox
jason is a niner
A younger Pope Leo before before he was Pope. Here he displays quite prominent nasal features.
>>223918687You live a wild life
>cats are notoriously uncooperative in laboratory environments (often refusing to participate in cognitive tests)based cats
hey canadians, if you wanna drink cow piss so bad, why don't you just get some cows and drink it straight from the source, ya hosers
i’m an atheist
>>223918833Catyank won't answer this question
If gay sex is a sin, why did God make it so much hotter than straight sex?I'm straight as an arrow but it just seems weird to me.
>>223918921
>>223918808Greeks are usually the most liberal Orthodox and Russians are usually the most conservative Orthodox followed by Serbians.
wow that's really interesting
>>223918833>>223918902Maybe but I shan't put on a show of piety.
>>223918965Do you believe in gravity?
might post interracial spam
>>223918969Sort of but not in the Einsteinian relativistic way which is fraudulent.
>>223918981How is it fraudulent? His equations only break down when you involve quantum physics.
>>223918924why? how can one dog be so horny
>>223918979that's what the catalog is for
>>223918993
what makes gay sex fun to watch is that both parties are super horny so it engages the viewer better. With a woman, she's usually only like 50% horny so it makes it boring sometimes.
All Men are naturally gay so it makes sense
>>223919004have you considered NOT being a porno addict, and putting your dick in a real girl??
>>223918877he is ugly
oh yay brian's about the sperg out and spam some fagporn wow what a life
for me its the smell of a humid night, just absolutely exquisite
thinking about maybe dying one day idk
>>223919047Hmmm I'm not sure
just report Brian's spam as a violation of US law so jannies can't ignore it
>>223919058some one who is definitely not me has posted his address on here numerous times you could always just call the cops if he is doing something illegal
did you know animals LOVED Hitler?? pretty cool
not seeing a lot of cerebral posts
How the FUCK is Michael Jackson's daughter Paris, a fucking white ass blonde girl???
>>223919058filing false claims will get you banned
>>223919122we need someone with a dynamic IP to save us
>>223919134Seems like everyone with a dynamic IP uses it to spam
>>223919127fat ass bitch needs to lose some weight
>>223918987Don't tell me about his equations. I know his equations. I have studied this myself. I know how it works, or rather DOESN'T WORK!
hello creampies
just organized 90 downloads
>>223919161Haha okay buddy
Just took a shit, it stank so bad.
i rate this 5/10
Salaries for cops in San Francisco
Did something a little unique. I made a burger, but then I put some bacon on top of it. Anyone tried this before?
>>223919269Hmm no I think you invented that!
its hamtaro timeticky ticky ticky
ThisIsSPARTAAAAAA
Morelike farta
>>223919269ive had peanut butter on burgernot bad
benustein
>>223918226
Do you like baseball? What do you think of it?
>>223919345wouldnt you like to know bitch boy
>>223919345>boreball>luckswing
Why does the US treat their military like this?
>>223919351Yes I would which is why I asked>>223919356Seems fun to me, less boring than handegg
>full body workout every other day>practice writing on the rest daysthis is how i will fix my life
>>223919357This is why 6 of them attempted suicide?I would too if I was on a boat for 250 days straight eating that shit
>>223919357this was from 4 months ago and confirmed a false narrative
>>223919419Confirmed by who? Pete Liarseth?
stupid jeets are being loud at 12ammaybe if I play train noises they'll run away
>>223919424Every news agency
>>223919419Confirmed by who?
what else can be said but fuck my niggerchungus existence
>>223919434Source one
>>223919433I think that attracts them like moths to a flameMight I suggest a flamethrower that makes train noises?
I love my mom, im gonna be so sad when shes gone. Its so hard to imagine your parents dying
Younger catberg has been much more cuddly since old catberg died. Kinda weird.
>>223919436Every news agency
>>223919446https://www.stripes.com/branches/navy/2026-04-21/navy-food-hungry-sailors-tripoli-lincoln-21442095.html
>>223919452Why did he do it?
Uss Abraham Lincoln has been at sea for 270 days and they usually aim to port every 30 to 45 days
>>223917413>tf>tpKill yourself in real life, tranny.
>>223919466hes sad and lonely niggahow is that weird
>>223917222>>223917327Take the chance, go out!>>2239174862 > 1 > 3Rest are trash cows.
>>223919474it's dey culcha
>>223919471Admiral says that but the crew are jumping off the ship
>>223919466>Kinda weirdIt's not weird at all you retard. The two cats were pair bonded. Learn a little about feline psychology you dumb zoomer.>catberg>bergStop demeaning your family and pets with that horrific suffix.
>>223919500nobody believes that
>>223919507lighten up
>>223919127Absolutely disgusting JFC
people join the navy specifically for the bennies and the notion they won't have to do any real work or face any real danger. they can then call themselves a "veteran" and get discounts.naval pigs deserve to suffer. lazy cunts, worse than air force.
>>223919484>>223919507The two didn't like each other you ignorant fucks.
>>223919500>crew>only 1 case which was entirely reported by his wife on reddit of a man jumping overboard because he was "fatigued"nice narrative sucksdeep
>>223919510
>>223919516Grow up.
>jerking off>felt a little dry>wanted to put a pea-sized amount of lotion on it>ended up shooting the lotion on the wall>the wall is actually just an old chimney>think it could make a viral picture as cum on chimney ha ha ha>go back like 2 hours later>the lotion has dried to dark splotches
>>223919548jlaw looking good
>>223919539>look up the article>source is a random sailor's wife>Rodriguez said her husband called out to the sailor before reaching the individual and grabbing their arms, pulling them onto the deck. Her husband told her the sailor had not yet gone over the side when he got there. Three other sailors heard the commotion and came running to help.>look up other cited incident>the article links to a website that pops up with a browser hijacking add and starts blasting extremely loud noises
>>223919582There's 3 separate sources if you read it correctly
MAKE THE JEET MUSIC STAHP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEND THEM BACK
drinking milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPx9QdzNpA
HEY YOU seXXXy LITTLE SLUTS Today is FUCKUARY 14TH which means DADDY CUPID is cumming for you He's been YANKING on his bow and arrow all night getting ready to shoot all over you so Daddy Cupid draw your bow and let that CUM FLOW This day only CUMS once a year so rip off your clothes and JUMP ON THAT GOOD DICK! Saint Valentine is the SLUTTIEST Saint there is, so spread your holy bible wide to take everything he's got. SEND to 5 VALENHOES so you can get OFF tonight if you DON'T you'll be STUCK without CHOCColate or long thicc PLOW-HERS for the next 69 YEARS!!!!
mad that magatards and Trumpism are retarded on their own but libtards have to exaggerate it to make it seem 100% worsebut why do they do that
https://youtu.be/0uGoNa-vT_A
its koturday
The navy crew's wives are lying why?BECAUSE THEY ARE LIBTARD
lord have mercy
>>223919634If there's anything I learned about crazy people, it's that whatever they accuse you of doing is something they're doing themselves.
Believe random women on reddit CHUDThis is why you're an incel!
https://youtu.be/8UPUPDo20nMhttps://youtu.be/8UPUPDo20nMhttps://youtu.be/8UPUPDo20nM
My girlfriend told me that I'm the reason she thinks men are disgusting and she said it as a compliment
wonder how many people are incels, 1 in a million? 1 in 10 million?
https://youtu.be/-2W3N7_w0II
>>223919703what about a chincel
Day 168 of 4 week special military operation
>>223919703im an incel + volcel
>>223919747Youtube warned me that this video contained topics about self harm and there was a blue bubble under it with a suicide help line. It's like it already knows this video made me want to kill myself.
>>223919776you going to let a blue bubble tell you what to do? pussy
>>223919788No no I am a big tuff guy I will kms if I want to, I'm not going to let some little bubble push me around. I'm strong and big.
>>223919796fuck... thats so masc and hot bro... damn... come here and let me touch your parts
You know what would make you feel better? A cool pair of sunglasses
>>223919811Stop. Don't touch me there. This is my no-no square.*shoots you in a self defense situation*
>>223919848whyd you shoot me in the cock
i want to goon
>>223917486Its more about proportions than weight. A well shaped 5 with the right look can be hotter than a 2 or 3 but its rare. That being said based only on the visualizations, i would say 1-4
>>223919823Meta Glasses?
You're awful anon
>>223919860
>>223919860Thanks, thats what I needed to hear today
>>223919860Me? I’m awful? Oh yeah, how am I awful?
>>223919851To accelerate your transition.
>>223919872
>>223918605nijimidasu kondaku no monshouhuson naru kyouki no utsuwawakiagari hiteishi shibire matataki nemuri wo samatageruhakou suru tetsu no oujo taezu jikai suru dori no ningyouketsugou seyo hanpatsu seyo chi ni michi onore no muryoku wo shire!!!!!!!
>>223919859Like some Prada or Versace, at least some Ray Bans
>>223919886
Mm, whatcha say?Mm, that you only meant well?Well, of course you didMm, whatcha say?Mm, that it's all for the best?Of course it is
I've decided not to watch a horror movie because I'm going to sleep soon
I have more hype and aura than all you bums combined
why doesnt god take away my life already?
>>223919920So you can like comment subscribe and hit that bell
And if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
literally me
>>223919942Itiswhatitismaxxing
>>223919949wizard?
she cooked with that one
If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.
>>223919619Would you prefer reggaeton
>>223919975what if im neither?
>>223919975shame she lost her ass
just jorked my penis to ana foxxx while pretending she's Candance Owens
Q predicted this
>>223919932More or less kinda real. Most people exist to toil. It's kinda funny, I was asking AI about spies carrying cyanide pills today and it cut off the conversation with the suicide prevention thing. It got me thinking, there are high places in society you can reach and things you can accomplish- but this anti suicide stuff, the kind that's scared to tell me about a painless suicide method for any reason, exists to keep the poorest, most miserable people from killing themselves. The way these peoples lives are structured, its essentially giving them as little as possible for their time and effort, but denying them the escape of death. You must toil. You must toil for years, for almost nothing, you miserable little bug, and we don't care. But don't you ever heckin kill yourself, because we need cogs to keep this machine running
what animes are in right now
>>223919975This bitch has nice feet
had an almost normal poop today, lfg
>>223919997Bleach
>>223919997Yani Neko
>>223920020Kek this is me
>>223919985Then you just kys>>223919989Don't just go on the internet and make up lies like this. It gives the internet a bad name. >>223919998Let's not go there.
Jet Neptune killed her
remember watching Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash and i was absolutely flabergasted by it when i watched but that was many many years ago i bet if i watch it i'll probably think its shit
make the new. not asking twice.
>>223920043someone posted a recent pic of her in a photoshoot with a bikini and her ass was just a regular small one
>>223920059why do you feel you are entitled to a new
>>223920059We'll do nothing
>>223920043>kysthat's the plan...
>Just work harder, mijo
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