Spoonfulls edition
Another scalp for Big Bezos
Drinking water team
hot today isn't it
niggaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIP Jason Arday
>>223908098Humid I would say
>>223908113hope you're fucking happy rorkeanother black man dead, at your hands
Perfection
>>223908113Read some of his claims and actually hilarious some of the shit he said happened to him
Salad fingers autism voice
Dem a lie
>>223908113a jason aday keeps the whitey at bay
>>223908128would have sex with her fanny until I released my reproduction product
need to stop being a fat cunt don't i really
got a new jacket and i like it and it's nicecan't wear it til autumn but it was cheaper for that reason i think
@every post in this thread past and futurektim
>>223908179Let's see it xx
>>223908179got a superdry windbreaker did you?
Sneaking suspicion that this thread will be deleted
it's very over
Go to the bathroomYOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>223908190
>>223908150corrrdem
And Canslad? He's off to bed for no cans
post you bastards, entertain me while it cools down>*kicks the runt cage*
>>223908219>read about what china is like>decide not to go theresounds like he knows his stuff to be honest
The girlies~
got the air con on contributing to climate change but i'm feeling cool so it's worth it
>>223908292>climate changenot a thing anyway
>Jason Arday found deadUh oh
oh my god its real
>>223908190>>223908191already got one of those
macOS is just Linux, but good
been in the ol' recording studio all day. very tired and sweaty. getting on the wine.
>>223908315>>223908329
ar my days
>>223908329>>223908315Doing my best not to be racist
>>223908329what the fuck>>223908332no they are very different actually sorry
>>223908230I'm a miserable incel who will never attract a woman or have a decent job
>>223908333record anything good?
holy shit this nigga really deadwhat the helly over some lies and bullshit? YOU GO OUT LIKE THAT? OVER WORDS? WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT HOW YOU GO OUT LIKE THAT SHIT WOULDA BLOWN OVER WHAT THE FUCK
Probably another tall tale isn't it. He'll be up and about tomorrow telling anyone who'll listen about that time he died and resurrected himself.
What's objectively the shittest area in england to live
>>223908113>>223908315>>223908329Sad, RIP
>>223908382scream
>>223908388my gaff
>>223908329Lmfao
hang on, is he really dead, or has he just said he's dead?
PLEASE SAY IT AIN'T SOLET IT BE ANOTHER ONE YOUR LIES PLEASEYOU CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS THAT BOOK RELEASE WAS COMING SOON FUCK
https://youtu.be/RdSmokR0Enk
>>223908372Could have easily done the grift circuit claiming racism and earned a bomb. Or gone the other way and gone full right wing grifter chatting about how his comrades abandoned him
no idea who that isprobably some author they got zoomers to readtheir generations benjamin zephaniah i would guess
>>223908254*thrashes around squealing in my runt cage*
>>223908419mi beautiful brave bomboclaat boysay it no be so
>>223908382Haha
>>223908265this is like me but with reddit, then I joined and discovered an amazing world of amateur pornography
well done rorkekilled him haven't you
>>223908432have you been in a coma for the past month?
Where did all these fake goths come from they're not about that life
>>223908329damn. suicide, perhaps. rip
>>223908329see how easy it is? but all half of this general does is make hollow promises in your posts about killing yourselves and then never follows through. fucking weak minded pansies.
>>223908382hwl
>>223908388Genuinely too many to choose from
course it'll be the right who gets the blame for this
>>223908456hand on heart, no idea who that is
>>223908265nah he’s a retard
>>223908360I would find a decent job and a woman if I were you tbqh
>>223908457>Where did all these fake goths come fromdirect result of coomers fetishising goth birds
Black tiktok zoomers are gonna mock the heck out of this nigga
wish Diego was here for this Jason Arday news
sir andy burnhams woke brigade hacking my phone
sacked tranny on the left
>>223908432He was a massively controversial man told across all UK media for two weeksSo if you don't know him you've just admitted you have spent half a month without following or somehow coming in contact with current eventsIn short you are a manchild
>>223908382Fucks sake this did make me laugh
>>223908517just isnt though is it
no idea why i waited so long to filter the spanish flag
>>223908489oh you're an expert on retardation?have you ever been there?
>>223908516Don't call him a sir leftypol he's not a sir
>>223908526literally is him
>>223908521do you remember what was in the news a month before this?what about the month before that?do you think you will remember any of this in two months time?
>>223908358saar it's all unix innit
How many of you socialise outside of the internet
>>223908457Gyaldem spotted
>>223908544How. So.
>The racist right wingers took an innocent BLACK man's life, a GAY man, awful, bloody awful, it was all their fault
>>223908553only leave my house to walk my dog
How many people in jail have been caught with a phone after that alert
What are some other domino effects like this
sir bumdy bumdham
>>223908521if he was a big thing on tikky tokkies or something i wouldnt know but i never saw him on the national news
RIP Dr Ardaywe lost a real nigga today
>>223908521>you don't obsess over current event!?? manchild not projection!
>>223908382
>>223908457the big titty goth gf meme is years old at this point and only recently did it become this thing that could be monetized
>>223908521look how proud you are for watching the news that lies to you all daybet you got "vaccinated" as well
>>223908329This is actually pretty sadI know he was a DEI hire and shit but he was obviously mentally ill, but being a DEI hire just reinforced his mentally ill delusions and now he's killed himself because they've all come crashing down spectacularly Really sad
>>223908521do you remember what was in the news an hour ago before this?what about yesterday?do you think you will remember any of this later this evening?
>>223908517get xir shagged
>>223908537yes i frequent /brit/ regularly
>>223908521He was spammed about in here often enough so we're at the least looking at an unironic newfag
>>223908579Ed Milliband eating a bacon sandwich
>>223908601In short: he died due to woke
rorke won
>>223908586he was thrice the man rorke is
>>223908601This. All joking aside those cunts at Cambridge have got a lot to answer for.
>>223908460Never kill yourself
>>223908579I know that Gerard Way saw 9/11 which inspired him to start My Chemical Romance
>>223908601I find it tragically comical
>>223908624kek
>that many triggered incelsMad how all it takes to set you off is going outside
>>223908615i've been here since 2013 and on 4chan in general since 2006
strange telegraph has turned off comments on the arday dead articlewhy every story got at least 1000 comments
>>223908639don't tell these posters thatthey don't have anything to live for either before you start that
>>223908615>we're at the least looking at someone with a life outside of /brit/the shame of it!
>>223908657Grow up vile toad
>>223908647You're fired
leftypol killing again is it seems to happen a lot must be the burden of being right all the time lol
the most i ever engage with the news cycle is a quick glance at the headlines on the newspapers near the door in morrisonsyou don't need to know any more
>>223908567How's dogberg doing
>>223908521Sent that mongo flying
Bradly Walsh mong laughing a man’s death. Sickening and shocking
>>223908329How do we know he's not lying
>>223908655It isn't remotely strange, a criminal investigation has been launched so they don't want speculation to run amok
>>223908692he'll be unmasked and pooed upon
>>223908639i'm not going to. but half this general bangs on about doing it and then never does and i've had enough of them never following through on their promises
Ghoul
>>223908696The first act is called 'The Pledge'.
Catberg is an old man now, doesn't give two hoots about anything that bothers many other cats, only wants to cuddle, bless him
The Bradley Walsh mong (singular)
>>223908642MCR inspired the woman to write Twilight which inspired the other woman to write 50 shades of grey
me tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
>>223908624he literally did
The posters in here are far too cowardly to ever kill themselves Whenever they experience a minor social incident they scurry back here to cry about what they should have said
Imagine being on the Cambridge Comms team, thinking you've got a nice sunny weekend ahead of you. Now you've got to join endless Teams calls to strategise and work with lawyers to publish a statement
>>223908718get him flayed alive and thrown to the dingos
>>223908691It's a shame I wasn't familiar with Dr Arday until last month, as he's far more interesting than the fusty old professors one usually sees at Oxbridge. More than that, he always looks FABULOUS.
>>223908738s
so it's true slagging it up really does give women more power
>>223908657I'll tell them that 99 times over, never kill yourself
>>223908691gave most of his money to charity, family and friends. top bloke
>>223908751No I just call the bull and tell him you show no mercy next time
As a fellow bullshitter way out of his depth at toil my heart goes out to Arday
>>223908552No not at all actuallyLinux is unix-like and has a completely different philosophy to macOSIf you include unix-likes under the unix umbrella then you'd be able to compare the playstation os or android to mac os which really you can't and if you could they're like mac os but not for gay people
>>223908601It's grim all round
>>223908779sc
The gf is watching some show called Elle and I'm trying to wank to the main blonde under my trousers
good timing lads
>>223908601
>>223908787You sound like you need your hole son
>>223908738hoot
Israel lost and got booed and all of a sudden political voting is a problem and now they want to change all the rules of how voting works and take it entire online
>>22390873250 Shades was originally twilight fanfiction, she just changed some of the names around
Selfish cunt doing it on Diego Day
>>223908758It's because their primary focus is always others' perceptions of them, and 'glamming up' makes it easier to delude themselves that the watching eyes are admiring
who cares about some dead gay nigga
>>223908710Better them releasing their angst on /brit/ than bottling emotions up into something drastic
if i'd put a can in the freezer instead of putting them all in the fridge, that one would be cold by nowbut if i put one in the freezer now, it won't be cold any sooner than the ones in the fridgeso i guess all we can do now is wait and hope that we've learned our lesson
>>223908817we're in eurovision now :)
>>223908779You can get away with low level toil bullshitting but it won't work when you're at Cambridge and have your name and face plastered about so people actually look into your nonsense
>>223908631yep
>>223908753Not a very nice thing to do however is it
that blokes dead did you hear
>>223908329cause of death?we can rule out heart attack from the phone alarm chirping
I'm the only /Brit/ poster confirmed to have commited suicide and you treat me horribly
>>223908758Gwarn girlie
>>223908803they're not happy with themwell except for that one guy
>>223908847Just get it done you stinking cunt
pengers
it seems to me he lived his lifelike a candle in the wind
>>223908851shrill
um
>>223908827>Better them releasing their angst on /brit/ than bottling emotions up into something drasticI disagree, we don't need to read your dreary blog Now here comes the seethe you waste of space
>>223908870You forgot the magic word
>>223908874looks like ozzy osbourne
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKINGJason Arday has been found dead aged 41.
>>223908874You sound like you need your hole son. A wee girlfriend to sort you out and stop posting drivel on here .
say what you like about jason arday at least he didn't post on /brit/ with a tripcode like some kind of annoying attention whoring snowflake
>>223908883phwoar
>>223908860you think you’re special…you do…i can see it in your eyes…
Sir Zach Polanski
>>223908817they changed it because it's boring watching israel come second every year
>>223908803they deleted it
>>223908915kwab
>>223908881Well tough luck, you can't stop them
>>223908840True to an extent but he was getting away with it for years so clearly no one of note was looking in to it, it's only because some racist blog exposed him that the house of cards came crashing down
>>223908787Doesn't matter mate. Both macOS and Linux distributions (which I obviously meant instead of something like android) are Unix like and POSIX.
>>223908914then just boot israel out
>>223908874bizarre name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eNvfGGhSIQ
>>223908938Fuck off Rorke.
>>223908817eurovision is gay but as far as i can tell it's a talent show, so people should vote based on talent i also think people should be hired and promoted based on merit but i'm a bit of a lunatic haha
Dutch cricket team
>>223908938eurovisions biggest sponsor is moroccan oil which contrary to its name is an israeli makeup companythey will never betray god's chosen nation
>>223908851Do you mean smoke alarm? Try again rorke
This is your final reminder that you MUST support Hull City in the forthcoming Premier League season
wonder if brids say shit like "might get my beaver out for a wank" screaming
>The chud that pushed Jason to suicide will never get another job or near a tenure at any university Take that, you horrible, spitful wnaker
odds sarnieevens piedubs oats
>>223908982>>223908982s
>>223908935macOS is Unix certified not unix-like and Linux is not POSIX certifiedreally you're comparing apples to oranges mate it just can't be done
>>223908874Would launch my rocket up her chute
it's a genius move because you're not allowed to speak ill of the dead
>>223908989Pie night for you son x
>>223908976can't wait until michael carricks mighty manchester reds blast these shitters to kingdom come next week
>>223908982in my day women schlicked instead of just copying the male masturbation terms
choose the swordand you will join mechoose the balland you will join your motherin deathyou dont understand my wordsbut you must choosesocome boychoose life or death
>>223908329one less nigger
bracing for msm going hard on water companies to distract from their killing a bloke
>>223908985A small silver lining. The killer won't get another job
>>223908989Is this that German bird who has OnlyFans? I remember seeing her naked on plebbit once. She never responded to my requests for a post on r/horsedildo
Guido's Posted it It's real
>>223908989i didn't mean to post a horse with dreadlocks this was not meant as a comment on the jason arday situationi didn't look at the pic before posting it and any connection to real life persons living or dead is purely a coincidence
>>223908982Mingescream
>>223908982bellowing vaginasteam out my flaps
Arday's clearly just lying about being dead
>>223909010Absolutely no need for that, is there.
>>223909037poor guy. a victim of the modern age.
>>223909037no wayblood on your hands rorke
Wonder if you were a midget with a massive willy you could utilize it like a pogo stick and bounce around townScreaming my nut off
>>223909005nah 9 is odds is sarnie>>223909032i don't know who it is, sorryreverse image search it or something
/brit/ thoughts on this bit
>>223909063nothing personal just business
Been a long time since UK media got someone killed Last I remember was Caroline Flack back in 2020
>>223908989just heard this bloke diedrip
I support Tottenham Hotspur
>>223909037Guido are the tvuth
>>223908992where do bananas fit into this
>>223909069hooting hollering jumping over a chasm in the general lee with the horn going ha ha ha ha ha haa hha ahha ha hha haa
all the people that gloated about charlie kirk now saying we need to feel sorry for a race gifting nigga con man now are they?
>>223909069s
>>223909037Pscr
>>223909037love how the pic looks like his reaction to reading the news
>>223909075the true irish
National treasure Huw Edwards got exposed for being a nonce and did he care? Not a jot
>>223909077Bitch deserved it
>>223909037Top left image looks like a bradders poseFucking howling
>>223909081you should log off quick lad shabbat starts soon
Going down Burton & Bennett, anyone want anything?
He's only topped himself for the attention ffs
>>223909037Screaming
>>223909144looks like ozzy osbourne
>>223909001You've been on the chon long enough to know that's cap
>>223909091sounds like they’re exactly the same except kirk was richer and israel killed him
>>223909140caterwaul
>>223909144Would love to go mental and start destroying all of that
>>223909156he probably wanted to do a "attempted suicide" but fucked it once again in his incompetence
Why aren't you a Christian?Why aren't you a Muslim?Why aren't you a Jew?Why aren't you a Hindu? Why aren't you a Buddhist?Why aren't you a Sikh?Why aren't you a Jain?Why aren't you a Taoist?Why aren't you a Shintoist?Why aren't you a Zoroastrian?Why aren't you a Baha'i?Why aren't you a Tengriist?Why aren't you a Druze?Why aren't you a Mormon?Why aren't you a Neo-Pagan?Why aren't you a Wiccan?Why aren't you a Rastafari?Why aren't you a Scientologist?Why aren't you a Gnostic?Why aren't you a Occultist?Why aren't you a Satanist?Why aren't you a Atheist?Why aren't you a Agnostic?
i look like ozzy osbourne
>>223909144that hagridesque creature in the background
>>223909161with the heavy emotion in the current thread, i needed this
>>223908329wonder when he last greased up his bbc and had it inside a fresher
>>223909192s
>>223909181Prefer not to say
>>223909192leftypol is on his way to the scene with a hacksaw to retrieve his holy bbc
>>223909144I have no idea what's going on with this place. This is their current inventory (this really is all of it)
>>223909037>>223909085>>223909065>>223909101>>223909159I don't get it?
>>223908976I'll support you in some games but can't all the time sorry lad
>>223909221James Cordon if he got on estrogen
>>223909162shut the fuck up ui
>>223909181>Why aren't you a Christian?based>Why aren't you a Muslim?cringe>Why aren't you a Jew?cringe>Why aren't you a Hindu?cringe>Why aren't you a Buddhist?based>Why aren't you a Sikh?based>Why aren't you a Jain?based>Why aren't you a Taoist?based>Why aren't you a Shintoist?based>Why aren't you a Zoroastrian?based>Why aren't you a Baha'i?cringe>Why aren't you a Tengriist?based>Why aren't you a Druze?cringe>Why aren't you a Mormon?cringe>Why aren't you a Neo-Pagan?cringe>Why aren't you a Wiccan?cringe>Why aren't you a Rastafari?cringe>Why aren't you a Scientologist?cringe>Why aren't you a Gnostic?cringe>Why aren't you a Occultist?cringe>Why aren't you a Satanist?cringe>Why aren't you a Atheist?cringe>Why aren't you a Agnosticbased
fires of divine judgement tearing through england and wales as punishment for their treatment of the welsh and irish
So hot I haven't been able to watch my anime, tragic
>>223909221Cunt
>>223909230Would love to start sparking that gormless cunt clean out
>>223909175it's two shelving units wouldn't really take long would it lad
>>223909221love this lil idiot like you wouldnt believe
St Jason of Brixton
>>223908230Living the dream
>>223909181but i am all of those things
Interesting that the pony and bbc posting appears at the exact same time.Which tranny freak discord is responsible this time I wonder
>>223909260y'll dew nottin
>>223909168Ermm
>local chip shop is closed for a week for holidays>looking around at other placesLads, why is a fucking burger and chips now 20 euro
happy now rorke?
hi
>>223909233thanks ladbeen to anfield twice to watch the tigersdrew 2-2 the first time and then got raped 6-1 the second
>>223909305chat shit get hanged
>>223909301>20 eurohow much is that in white people money
>>223908329Is this what the emergancy alert was about?
>>223909317hi umpop
>>223909305Yes
>>223909233Bezos amazon megacorp dicksucker
>>223909144Do they have any space raiders? BBQ or spicy plz
>>223909317fuck off you fucking bender
>>22390932711yds 2ft 4in
frolicking around the forest
>>223909301>buying a chippy burgerYou know they're just frozen ones from Farmfoods, right?
Jason Arday is dead. The UK media won’t learn a thing from this. Because they’re racist bastards. He has two children.
>>223909305
>>223909305braver than most
Jason kicking the stool away, the rope tightening, the emergency alert blaring in the air
Arday sex arse
So basically some lower class scrounger is selling multi pack crisps and chocolates individually in a grotty high street commercial room
>>223909317:3
>>223908976for me its the tractor boys so alas i would like you to be worse cannon fodder than us
>>223909360>He has two children.well that's gonna take some fact checking
>>223909387sir daizen maeda
mad how the media is memory holing Jason Arday's death
where’s fares
>>223909357lol fuck off rupert you dapper ursine cunt
>>223909405due to the vaxx
Sir Chicken Tikka Masala
>>223909305The Nathan Cofnas who exposed him is a right wrongen
>>223908027>>223908027>>223908027
canspaedo needs attention!!!
>>223909244Crush him granddaughter!
>>223909233Jeff Bezos owns your white club now little lad, you’ll be singing you’ll never walk alone with a Amazon shirt on you poofter
