eating on the tube edition
is that so then boyo
>>223922387yh
>>223922368only tube I'd eat upon is the rectal passage of a well-compensated harlot
Breakfast toastie very nice Yorkshire Tea very nice
>>223922485Surprisingly good krautpost
I had a dream that was doing drugs again
had the best shag in while just then
blood on your hands cody
>>223922368I'd eat from Emma Watson's tube if you catch my drift.
>>223922368I'd eat her tube, if you know what I mean
>>223923613corr fancy an omlet now
>>223923625Never heard of Jason Arday until a week ago
>>223923625Black people take consequences one time and ...
>>223923625Leftymong is mental isn't he
they must let me write the movies from now on i could make better movies than half of the shit out there
Might start a band called Spaghetti Dick and the Chodes.
>>223923662dangerously so
Watching some Jason Kinosley
mad what theyve done to south africa
>>223923711Hey I love that guy!
2bh, im glad hes dead. no pretend sympathy from me
off for 'brunch' shortly (not my choice of language...), and I'm still bloated from last night's chinese. don't want to be awkward and get a sandwich while everyone else is getting a full meal, but wouldn't be able to eat a full meal myself. quite the dilemma!
>>223923715play stupid games and such
what on earth
>>223923718Yeah to be fair the story probably would have become stale if he hadn't topped himself, it's blown it open nicely now
he knew>>178262252
/brit/ always asks the important questions
what's a 102 year oid bloke doing in a pub
>>223923625not that minor it exposed an awful lot of the insane ideologies that have captured and destroyed our country
>>223923742nice to see off to bed lad was in that thread
>>223923613who you out with your bf? hahaha
The worst thing about killing yourself is that it exposes you as a dicklet.No man with more than 7 inches is killing himself for any reason.It's even worse if you have male children, because you expose them as having dicklet genes too.
ffs he'll never sign my book now :-(
>>223923755why not
Got the chunes on then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf8Kas5bYXI
Nooo the lying wog who ruined careers by accusing people of racism to deflect from his lies killed himself to spare his ego the torture of eating buckets of humble pie. This is definitely the white man's fault.
>>223923788kathy "what a" burke
>>223923769wow arent the english (british) supposed to be friendly
boozetoil loomsjust gping to wait for my towels to finish their wash cycle
>>223923802no mate. fuck off
my life is literally just spent waiting for death
>>223923794Samehttps://youtu.be/_UQlDXg5Kvo
>>223923815that's what life is mate
Just discovered fashfront. Had a little read and my oh my these people are not wise
>>223923811>yep that's a foul attempt
>>223923811matey over theres not even bothered
>>223923815gay little freak
>>223923820I like this
the brit hivemind speaks
>>223923831>>223923833is that trump??
Arday was unmasked as a fraud. The story kept running because he refused to admit the truth. He tried everything: denial, playing the race card, setting the police on journalists, getting Carter Ruck to intimidate critics. In the end, he could see only one way out. A tragedy, but one of his own making.
>>223923815kahteemersss and a virgin too!
>>223923841kekgenuinely is fucking mental that every country on the planet loves are bean
>>223923841Do commies do anything beyond make up weird terms for groups of people that don't exist?
>>223923878No that's their hobby
>>223923811anyone ever impaled themselves on it
>>223923844Yeah I'm going through a big trip-hop phase right now
Need to stick my tongue up Emma Watson's rectum.
reminder that racism outside of /b/ is against the rules
>>223923878leftypol loves doing weird shit like that. loves his little terms and categories
Wonder if i'll be alive to see Halley's Comet return in 2061
all the same people who caused jason arday's stochastic suicide are now revving up the blame culture engine that will likely push someone else to do it too. zero lessons learned
>>223923878what groups of people that don’t exist?
on this day in 2005
>>223923878similar to fascists who nvent groups that don't exist like distinct races
>>223923884one guy caught his knob on the pole
>>223923852no it's mikey hughes off of big brother
arday was literally the best black lefypol could find to be the woke poster boy lmao. says it all really
On the classics then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX2KJf5JRSU>>223923888Massive Attacks concert was one of the best I've ever been to.
just get the fuck away
what's with all the /pol/tards this morn
>>223923925leftists dont care about the truth, only optics.
>>223923909I've had cricket explained to me numerous times and I still don't understand it at allWhy are there so many points?
>>223923943>>223923915*YAWN*
Contraband vantablack gherkins overdosing on OTC painkillers when subjected to normal scrutiny
>>223923941you going to start samefagging are you, leftymong?
>>223923941oh sorry mr /brit/ arbiter, what should we all talk about that you approve you?
>>223923935>Massive Attack concertFuck that sounds amazing, I can't imagine how powerful their music must sound live
>>223923948prefer not to say
>>223923909i remember that
genuinely sad how many people woke up today to rush to the computer to EPICLY TROLL EPIC STYLE about jason arday. leftymong and normal sensible people on the right too. feels like suddenly one day everybody just lost all sense of discipline and control and turned into a mong tweeting embarrassing shit to millions of people
>>223923941they always crawl out of the woodwork whenever there's an opportunity to demonstrate rank sociopathy and malice like Mr Aardy's unfortunate storynasty nasty people
The more we get togetherTogetherTogetherThe more we get togetherThe happier we'll beAnd your friend is my friendAnd my friend is your friendThe more we get togetherThe happier we'll be
leftypol groomed jason arday, told him everything he did was amazing. elevated him to absurd heights. left the poor fella in an impossible position.
>>223923980This much much hatred is bad for your heart
>>223923948you get one point for running between the wicketsfour points for getting the ball to the edge of the fieldsix points for hitting the ball over the edge of the fieldand occasionally some other points when the bowlers make mistakes
>>223923958*yawns in response to your yawn, demonstrating my superior empathic sense*
>>223923975what did he do
Professor Milli Vanilli and his DEI doctorate
>>223923769this. so fucking much this.would have been kino if she had to watch her kid burn to death just before she was herself
>>223923980well I like himhe'd have loved /brit/
For me, the salient lesson of the Arday debacle is that blacks will snuff themselves out if you expose their lies
when you hang yourself you void your bowels and gravity fills your cock up with blood giving you a dead erection
>>223923975no one thinks their words are the problem just like their emissions and plastic waste. critical mass is the problem. that's why need another mao to end most of them
>>223923755on the pull
What has happened to our green and pleasant land
>>223923948You basically have to throw yourself into watching it to understand it properly which I understand is a bit of a cop-out Answering you directly you get 1 point per run between the wickets, automatic 4 if you hit it past the boundary, automatic 6 if you hit it OVER the boundary (like a home run) You get 0 points and have to fuck off if the ball gets caught before landing or if the ball hits the wicket (as in webm) There's way more to it but basically that
once again, leftypol has blood on his hands. deeply evil person
threads like this just prove that the woke are right about white people
>>223924017whores climbing up the gallows to get one last shag in before the coroner arrives
>>223923969It was amazing, that was in 2018 while they were celebrating 20 year anniversary of Mezzanine. They were here last year but I couldn't go.
>>223923991>>223924027Thanks anons
>>223924025It's evolved to resemble the magnolia walls so beloved of /brit/ons
>>223924018Begin with your family.
explain what he did wrong to me I didn't follow the story, something about making stuff up
>>223924025green in wales and scotland :)
Got bad diarrhoea today don't know what's causing it could be all the walking I've been doing
>>223924025britain itself converted to wogslam right under our feet
>>223924027>>223924042these two having a silly mid-off haha
>>223924049google it little nigga
>>223924047that wouldnt reach critical mass. thats like 4 people. i dont have the charisma of mao
accidentally did 9/11 again
Extremely summer vibes, posting from the secret eclectic vault https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlqH2yh1jYI
>>223924049Made up accomplishments and credentials Plagiarized publicationsHis lies allowed him to be hired in a position that could have gone to someone actually qualified
right then
>>223924074no
>>223924072Pictured: Tilde arrogantly thinking he's made any friends here in /brit/
>>223923980Why was he so zesty
you did insult him a little bit
>>223924070>When working within the mainstream media the White middle class gatekeepers never saw me, they only saw what they wanted to see and introduced me through the narrow perspective that made them cum every time they heard it, "He came from a tough housing estate, riddled with crime and drugs".um
why would walking a lot give you diarrhoea
Hokkaido Consadole playing Niigata right now. Consadole had a great season start with a 2-0 win hopefully we keep it up and get back to J1 league by the end of the season :)
>>223924072imagine if his leg said BORAT and he shouted 'MY BIKE!' haha
>>223924025Isle of Beige
You're not a real zoomer if you don't remember vorkuta
This scarring is from when I sanded my finger by accident in DT in year 8
insane levels of leftypol damage control lol
>>223924136cockmogs me!
>>223924136willy finger lol
cricket mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJCqECUmx44
right thats a finger willy
>>223924140where
>>223924142>>223924145i had to click like six buttons to post this image because my iphone thought it was naughty so maybe it does look like a willy
white people are too nice
today we are all jason arday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAWHvoIfoB0
>>223924126scrjfbfbdh
ohhh no no no no
>>223923787The opposite is the only reason I'm still going. If I had a small one I'd be gone
>>223924178>>223924140give it a rest, 'pops
>>223924136fuck me it's the hitcher
>>223924184je suis arday.
>>223924153the usual places>>223924203no. gona cry about it?
jason hardgay
>>223924202nah, I've got a 3.5 incher and the first time a woman saw it she didn't really react in any amused way and just started sucking it so I imagine small willies are more common and women are used to themfelt suicidal when I was an incel but out of the 5 women ive been with only 1 mentioned it was small
>>223924214
David Inshaw's cricket paintings are pure kino
the jason arday situation is insane
got the frasier on
Was it actually black mould that got him?
its still too hot
>>223924227correct. stay in your lane, bitch
>>223924225what did the one that said it was small say exactly?
>>223924229find the landscape a bit uncannyunsettling, even
>>223924229Very liminal image this.
>>223924225you lads all need to realise that as a man you just take what you want and if they don't like it you fuck them off. half the time they still come crawling back being all sweet to manipulate you into explaining why you hate their companyin an ideal world we'd all get our willies licked for 10 minutes a day and then go to pub with the /brit/oids for a few ales with that 102 year old bloke
>>223924244I still haven't seen suicide mentioned by any media
cricket is vital
>>223924225brazilian bird once told me i have a very pretty dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_wC4gMUos4sex
>>223923613
>>223924267grow up mate
I'm in your walls
>>223924277BAD POO SEAL THAT IS NOT YOUR BREAKFAST TOASTIE
playing pokemon brilliant diamond I am
>>223924250>>223924254that's why I like itpic related is my favourite work of art and there's NOTHING any of you can do about it
Which era here was your childhood /brit/?
>>223924260Rockstar Vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKr6jW1KwvI
woke mob have blood on their hands
>>223924308Did they nerf Cynthia or is she still a very difficult final boss?
oh no he's posting not allowed webms!!
>>223924247she was a bit femdommy and she grabbed it hard and called it a 'little fucking thing' and gave me an extremely painful handjob
what the devil happened to her then
Still having a little giggle to myself about yesterday when rorke spent all afternoon claiming that the joke candidate Count Binface is the establishment because he has a middle class screenwriting job, then when asked about Farage's employment history and upbringing Rorke went completely silent
still disturbed by that guy who filmed the 4 police dying in australia
>>223924229big fan of this pic me might get a print and frame it
liminal? I hardly knew her
>>223924346right well you're just not though are you
so fit
>>223924225and i thought my 4 incher was small
>>223924315Early millennial but didnt have as many american references and didn't care about americans being vapourised in the challenger missile. First politician i remember is big Tony B
>>223924346Not actually though are you, because that would be sad
>>223924330did you enjoy it, otherwise that seems a bit rude
When Farage beats the establishment and becomes the PM and reform are in government, does that mean he becomes the establishment? Who will be the anti-establishment party once Farage is elected into the establishment?
>>223924353i like that
>>223924360no she isn't. she's an awful person as well
leftypol always killing himself what IS he like
>>223924349me? still disturbed by the old man webm and the man in the forest with the deer webm
>>223924346please go outside
>>223924357>>223924364Even if I'm not, it still happened and is objectively funny
>>223924380with the maggots?
it's giving New Order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6VJrFwh3bY
>>223924368
>>223924397Comfy
>>223924392Alri Jason you little liar liar pants on fire
might go on the rowan atkinson diet
>it's giving>lowkey>no cap
>>223924367Jez to make his second comeback
leftypol pondering…dare he?
>>223924365not really, could tell she wanted to hurt me a bit but once she realised I wasn't receptive she just finished me off quickly and lost interest in me
>>223924410I see beans i eat em
>>223924419mad innit we've got tiktok brained zoomer women ITT
I reckon Teletubbyland is a very unsettling liminal space. Something uncanny about those hills.
Rorke serving cunt
>>223924410see food and leave it for a much younger woman?
>>223924434pork pie screaming
>>223924423read 9 of those
>>223924360
>>223924427where was this?
Having a tremendous little giggle at rorke's expense
right that's ithad enough
hope this lad is telling the truth because my small willy is the reason im an incel really, usually end up ghosting the women im flirting with because i don't want to be humiliated
might watch some creampie compilations
>liminal space.
>>223924423>banned books>for sale in a book shopright theyre not banned then are they
>>223924324Could it have been a Mossad false flag to change the narrative away from non-whites getting placed into top jobs? Just a theory.
>>223924477at her flat
>>223924438The worst episode was the Noah's Ark one, a slow stream of water and these clunky animated animals going in two-by-two. As a child it felt like purgatory (if purgatory weren't a blasphemous invention of popery of course)
>>223924485Ew those are nasty
You'd be surprised how many women will have sex with you even if you don't have a big penis, even very hot ones, not even once but multiple times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMA4tJ2g_t8>>223924419unc is crashing out fr fr ong
>>223924434seen bean
doing a liminal poo
>>223924464i’ve read 4
Is Employed Woman working today?
A working man
>>223924481Don't worry little rorke it will be ok
>>223924481
>>223924505how'd you get that far before finding out you weren't compatible, did you give off submissive painwhore vibes
rorke really can't wrap hia head around the banned books marketing gimmick can he?of course they were never gonna sell your stupid nazi books you mong
reckon kids who are struggling to read should have to spend 1 hour each evening on /brit/ reading every post
>>223924514That's Shawn Bawn
now thats what you call scran
how long are you going to drag out this extremely shit fetishlarp
Some women genuinely like small willies. I would know from personal experience of course because I have an 8" long willy with a 6" girth that women go feral over. But apparently some women like a small one.
>>223924559woke packaging
might buy one of these
just had a poo, I shit you not
>>223924541I am quite a submissive person and do like women leading in the bedroom quite a bit but not really into painA hard smack on my arse yes, nearly tearing my banjo string no.
>>223924565>Some women genuinely like small willies
>>223924559Back in the day I would have devoured all those. But I've started doing 30 curls, 30 squats and 40 row pulls you see. My breakfast consists of Greek yoghurt and berry granola and i eat salad and healthier foods these days. Haven't seen a lick of improvement but I'll continue. Do miss a good sweety though
>>223924588Who's this kissable little pixie
>>223924559big fan of parma violets and jelly totsmillions aren't bad but not something I'd pickchewits are peng but I don't like the juicy bites/bonbonsfruit pastilles don't really taste of anything anymoremaoam stripes are hit and miss. the sour rhubarb ones are unbelievably peng but the cola ones taste awfulchomps are just curly wurlies for faggots
mother and daughter on the end of the street are always flirting with the neighbour two doors down
blood on rorke's hands...will it ever be enough rorke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrlTOHRKlTQ
>>223924592You can still eat healthy and have a sweety mate, just don't go mental oriental and chow down to china town
I'm having a moment of silence (a poo) for ar lad sir arday
Thinking about Emily Blunt in The Devil Wears Prada again
>chewits>fruitella>starburst (or opal fruits if you're a boomer like me)what's your choice lads
>>223924559fruit pastilles nicechewits not had those kindmaoam never been a fanjelly tots lovelyparma violets okchomp nicemillions not had for ages
well said
leftypol eating only the coffee revels and leaving everything else
>>223924315born 92 so core/late millenial
>>223924545no, you don’t get it. it’s funny because half of the ‘banned books’ are archetypical pro-usa/liberal books like animal farm and the other half is just stuff like the hunger games
>>223924585seems like you could have made that work
>>223924136bro why is your finger an erect penis
>>223924644fruitella are shitchewits are alright but they've gone downhill (the fruit salad ones were the best sweets around but now they've totally changed)opal fruits are pengalicious especially the green ones
not fooling me
temperature is lovely today
off to tesco
fruit pastilles taste like shit now, very soapy A lot of gummy sweets have, I think it's since they went vegan
>>223924684buy some chewits
>>223924680what you on about it's 28 degrees
>>223924684get the parma violets in lad
lunar eclipse early morning on friday 28th btw
Mad how this Brian Johnson fella spends 2 million a year to reverse his age just to develop an autoimmune disease that makes his stomach eat it'self
>>223924684based Nora enjoyer
>>223924324he's in hell now
>>223924708boffins claim
just had a really messy poo and that's frankly annoyed me desu
>>22392470320 degrees where I am
Might start on the straight porn then finish on the gay porn
>>223924708
>>223924716itself*
>>223924716Don't get why people hate this fella so much desu
>>223924545i bought mein kampf and culture of critique from blackwells
>>223924716maybe he could shift his focus to exploring ways to potentially cure or manage that disease
This is manchester... we do things differently here
Nofap gone again, men in dresses this time
>>223924716looks like he should be leading an army of undead vampires against our almighty creator.
>>223924716this mf reminds me of Partick Bateman peeling his face mask off
>>223924678so this is the natty limit
>>223924751yeah but they weren't part of a marketing gimmick where they?
Get the jungle tribe click chunes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MS-A5YBd4A>>223924749I don't hate him, what he is doing is interesting but he takes it too far, also I think him being vegan is not good for him>>223924756in a way he is doing that
why does my head look like a thumb
>>223924749because he's elon musk coded and elon musk bad because orange man
>>223924716
>>223924786exactly but only visually, he is very soft spoken and kind of meek
remember when reddit loved elon musk because he made a flamethrower
Thoughts on Don Cheadle's performance in the movie "Ocean's 11"?
Anyone else like to wear nail polish? I think it makes me look a little edgy, a little cool
>>223924821Getting no sun might have contributed to his autoimmune issue. All he needs is 10-20 mins a day but he is scared of getting wrinkles
>>223924842poof
>>223924850can't park there mate
>>223924842yeah when i was 17
NEW>>223924878>>223924878>>223924878
>>223923614I'm British thoughbeit
>>223923613>Yorkshire Teai had that once and it tasted awful. it was like drinking tea made of hay. then i heard its the most popular tea in your cunt how come???
