are liz edish
im a young cowboy i know ive done wrong
>>223926473why are its paws flesh colouredthat's not how cat's paws work
Christmas 2026 Heroes tins are out Cardboard now of course
>>223926472not a great example reallyhe's fuck ugly
back in bed arent i wahey
he loves his little vpns doesnt he
quite mild today I am not hating life
>>223926504Eclair replaced with Flake
>>223926516covers must be wet
>>223926440
My posts today are dedicated to... George Floyd... And Jason Arday...Rest in Power, Brothers...
>>223926532why
>>223926533yes...YES!!!
>>223926544theyre both burning in hell for eternity
>>223926550hot innit
>>223926533sup toadie
any piddington locals in?
Dudes just looking for the best way to give themselves brain damage
wish i could get steaming now but alas have to go see dad and his partner for dinner at about 5going to get absolutely spasticated when i get home tonight ngl
>>223926582nice of them to arrange themselves like that
>>223926589pathetic runt arent you
it lush x
>>223926573This looks like The Fellowship of the Ring Extended. 4K resolution.If I had to guess, frame 51,618
is it legal to stand outside a cat cafe barking and snarling through the window
>>223926612not for me
>>223926561got the fan on
>>223926613good eye
>dad and his partner
>>223926631onlyfans
To my fellow racists of /brit/:Who can we all agree upon being some of the "good ones"? Do we like Michael Jackson?
Still got my COVID vaccination cards, do I even need these anymore?
>>223926613>4K resolutionWell it isn't is itAnon appears to have some utterly dog shit YIFY-type rip with '4K' slapped on it
>>223926582
warm out
youre a rorke raper, poo wanker, dont you mess around with me
giving a new roguelike a try
>>223926654you can see his titties jiggling
ain't nuthin' but a /brit/ thang baby,two rorke'd out posters going crazy
>>223926650in lowes britain youll have to wear them on your arm
another summer frittered away on the personal computer
Mad how if I'm working I need 8+ hours of sleep or I can't function but if I get addicted to a game I can survive off 4-5 hours a night and still whack out 14 hours on the game no problem
you aren't hard ladyou little cunt
not good really is it
rain PLEASE
>>223926695almost as if working is harder than playing a video game
>>223926698jog on you little nob cheaze
been pronouncing granite wrongshocked that it's GRE-nit and not GRE-night
Kiwis: marmiteAussie mutts: VegemiteUK niggas: bovril Poor souls
rorke can't get it through his thick skull that people who risked everything to travel miles away from their homes in search of a better life for them and their families simply have no incentive to further endanger their position by breaking the law in their country of destination.
>>223926695what game could you spend 14 hours on?
>>223926719
Corrrr, look at all those engineers and doctors just chomping at the bit to be productive members of society
leftypol listening to losing my religion as he drifts off to sleep in hopes of improving his REM score :p
>>223926654genuinely might be one of the ugliest people ive ever seen
>>223926711can't bloody wait
I don't eatI don't sleepI do nothing but think of (you)I don't eatI don't sleepI do nothing but think of (you)
bulgaria old mate you missed the boat with that post you cant just repost it and pretend you werent caught lacking
Up to 70% sale on at All Saints lads x
>>223926737Most Grand Strategy Games.Terra Invicta took my fancy again and that's what I've been blasting out. Very good game. Made by the people who made the long war mods for XCOM. Typical campaign takes about 80 or so hours to complete
cause when i was single my pockets did jingle
>>223926705what you using for this
>>223926510obviously isntgrow up
>>223926775screenshot on my phone
Mad how we had 40 days of rain at the beginning of the year and now the country is bone dry. If only those privatized water companies had build more capacity to store all that rain instead of insisting on hosepipe bans
>>223926787cheeky cunt
Can you use tor as just a normal browser for privacy or is it all dark net drugs and shit?
>>223926771>14 hours of looking at this youre a better man than me
>>223926793we should be storing heat as well
5 minutes of silence for the victims of the British imperial system, past, present and future.
>>223926802It's a honeypot so yeah use it as whatever you want just a shitter chrome but you can see .onion sites
inflated mega dinghy straight up my ass
>>223926793Sorry mate. How about doubling your water bill next year so the CEO can have another £1m bonus?
>>223926802the connection isn't good enough to use as everyday browser
>>223926787dont like these sort of replies at all
bought the mushroom that makes you see little people on the dark web
>>223926766I was doing laundry and ironing some clothes
What happened to Audreyposter? Has he finally been sent to the frontlines?
i never iron my clothes and constant get made fun of for being wrinkly
get the hoes piped
>>223926845could do the same with supermarket ones
>>223926793You can't just 'store all the rain' you fucking idiot. It's not like they've got a warehouse full of buckets to put out every spring. What are they going to store it in?
>>223926808Yes, it's just the incremental progression and strategizing decisions knowing they'll bite you on the arse later on if you get it wrong, all while trying to become more powerful than the aliens who start off so much more technologically advanced than you. Then there's the other earth factions that might try and screw you, acquiring countries, developing them so you can start a space economy and building a load of space habitats to further your goals, all while trying to balance your resources and staying under the alien radar until you're ready to fight them
>>223926909well thats fucking worked to be fair
Sainsbury's Taste the Difference Lanmaoa asiatica
>why don't we just store the sun in summer and pump it out in the winter?
>>223926899reservoirs you imbecile
>>223926899Bro's never heard of a reservoir lmfao
>>223926928we do though
>>223926899keep it in the ocean until it's needed x
>>223926891where are the hoes?
>>223926909What is this?
>>223926928what do you think solar panels do?
>>223926909FREE THE BOLLOCKS
>>223926962in my garden shed
>>223926968bit thick are you?
normalise raping rorke
how come they haven't invented new foods recently?
>>223926980i dont want to watch it, im sensitive
>>223926909cock and ballmogs me by far
Watching the EDP445 documentary
great accent on this ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4UBpvuUP1M
>>223927003pathetic frightened runt
>>223926989same reason they havent invented any new sounds
inventing a poo
>>223927014why?
>>223926989they did rorke berries are trending here
>>223927031i've done that many a time
Opening up my 10 year old laptop for the first time in a year and it's been on 100% disk usage for the past 6 hours as it works through all its scheduled processes.... Takes the piss tbqh
>>223927022nah jus no a benner trying to ogle a man bolock ami
more like Jason Argay
preventing myself from having a wank
apparently half of humanity will die in the next 10 years anyway
>>223927086good boy x
>>223926938>>223926946Where it evaporates and leaks into the ground? Yep that will solve the shortages.
rickor mortys
bust holes
>>223927152i busted your mums hole
>>223927152ive also busted your mums holes
>>223927138need a pint gf asap
>>223927152ive also also busted your mums holes
Horse riding is either viewed as a feminine or masculine activity depending on the context. For example in England I would say the majority of horse riders are female, but say America, you get the image of the cowboy etc.What other activities have this distinction?
>>223927086SameGonna have a wank after 2 weeks and have a massive cum
mental how my life will never be worth living because all the good desk jobs require internships/placement years and i didnt do any since i was too busy posting on /brit/ during uni. im a permanent member of the underclass in the linkedin era
>>223927176go get yersel one
That view of the bumhole when you're hitting it doggystyle
>>223927211for me, its the aroma
horny
just invented a new genre
>>223927181cooking compared to professional chefs
>>223927176Mate at work unironically finds women drinking beer unattractive as beer should be drunk by men. "Imagine if she kisses you with that beery breath later" he says
>>223927222
>>223927233thats what women have to deal with all the time. that's why I only inject absinthe but not that a girl would ever kiss me in my childhood bedroom but its possible still so i am ready at all times
>>223927233He's not wrong. Not completely right, but not completely wrong either.
>>223927231Bang, spot on, didnt that about that. I guess baking at home vs owning a bakery as a guy is in a similar vein to your point.
>>223926845right and when's warwick coming over then
>>223927096And yet somehow, the earths oceans have not yet evaporated...
could get the train into town and walk around aimlessly by myself for a few hours but what's the actual point like seriously why even bother when you're by yourself?
>>223926808they should make the opposite of this game where you command a planetary invasion force and have to capture entire planets
I reckon at any given time, there's only actually 10 active posters on Brit at a time. Everyone who's active, reply to me and I bet it doesn't get more than 10 replies
what about solo travelling. anyone here experienced solo travel. is it lonely or depressing or weird. i am nervous and meek if it matters
need the migrant children executed
corr
disregard that i suck cocks
>>223927274Ye, people at toil always asking me what I'm "doing" this weekend, do they not understand that when you're alone drinking and internet are the only worthwhile pursuits?
>>223927040Funny innit
not giving that attention seeker a (you)
>>223927230it's been done before
>>223927233I think this but women smocking cigsAshy ahhh breath keep it away from me
>>223927314he's a nonce
got the blurred lines by robin thicke on
>>223927298then you wouldn't like it
>>223927339was like making out with an ashtray with my ex
watched this fillum about a japanese public toilet cleanerexcellent movie and in many respects he's literally me
>>223927302ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
rorke gets killed by his enemiesleftypol only dies by his own hand
>>223927344Yeah I know?
>>223927357yes but I have no other options so I must
>>223927408um what are they doing
>>223927408stop it.
me on the right
>>223927418hillsborough final moments
you carnt post that!
might die for israel x
>>223927418sloppy
>>223927422SCREAM
getting my willy touched by the willytoucher
>>223927435
>>223927443meant for >>223927428 ffs look like a right pillock
Ricky Gervais and Richard Dawkins squaring off in the "I'd Love To Glass That Smug Cunt" Heavyweight Championship
>>223927403then it's the same as going somewhere with other people. you need to pick somewhere that interests you and make the most of it
>>223927466do a triple threat with jordan peterson
>>223927454SEX WITH JEWISH WOMEN
>>223927454not interested in this bint, i want an evil west bank settler woman to sexually abuse me and bully me for being a goy
>>223927466you taking the gold in the "will do nothing" competition
>>223927478Christopher Hitchens appearing via hologram ala 2pac
lowercasemong melty
Sir Gianni Infantino
jew jitsu
>>223927454ben shapiro looks like this??
>>223927485Aye lad, living in NYC I can tell you these religious Jew broads with the long skirts and big knockers are pure sexo
>>223927505christopher hitchin is brolliant mind though unlike the rest
>>223927501>sweatbandlet's see the hairline cuh
destroy the world
i want your sex
/brit/? more like /shit/
>brolliant mindWhat did he invent umbrellas or something
shitting out the poo of theseus
>>223927501name?
"youll do nothing" posts make me smile
>>223927540krautpologise you bastard
Do cans explode if you leave them in the sun too long?
>>223927550For me it's the poo of Sisyphus, takes ages to come out then goes back up your bum and you have to do it all over again, doomed to eternity on the toilet.
Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks
How does /brit/ feel about the inevitable Irish reunification led by a republican government
/brit/ really just like>took a big loo me>rorke won't like this>alri lads>saw a peng one
>>223927580I don't care, but it would just be The Troubles 2.0 if it happened
>>223927570Unironically yes, have Coke stains on my car's upholstery as a direct result. Ignore the Mythbusters verdict on this, they're full of shite
filled another one
emergency alert and its a picture of a tranny’s monster cock
>>223927382ok i will watch it !!
>>223927591a peng what?
>>223927591/ita/ is just anime and incels
>>223927596The Troubles are not repeatable
>>223927580think britain needs to adopt the juche ideology, invade and reoccupy ireland, and then eschew all international trade/immigration in pursuit of self-sustenance in our little corner of the world. this process also includes total remigration of all nons
>>223927604emergency alert and it's just Keir Starmer's face with no context
wtf is my purpose in life
>>223927540thought that would be up your street
Oh it's such a perfect dayI'm glad I spent it with /brit/
I'd do you in son
>>223927604no way, based BurnGOD
>>223927619me in the far back
>>223927382hated this, thought it was shitpic related is the pinnnacle when it comes to films about elderly japanese men
>>223927614ALEX PATPO FATTORINO DELIVEROO PISTOIA
Gravy's good tonight
>>223927614not enough anime honestly
>>223927622and what of the brown gfs?
>>223927614KTIM
>>223927660bisto?
>>223927614Bodied those freaks
>>223927664dont need em, FAS mick girls will do the job
I'M BURNING AT BOTH ENDSI'M BURNING AT BOTH ENDSNATURALLY
>>223927655slamden
>>223927660prefer sauce me
banged up a broad
>>223927612a peng one
>>223927678mwaaah bisto
"Voyeur" is one of Blink 182's more underrated songs 2bh
might become a public toilet cleaner
>>223927729I've been talking about poo for years so it feels like a natural calling
anyone got any cool youtube videos to watch that aren't incelly ones?
>>223927725me on the left
>>223927744yeah
>tfw tomorrow is sunday
>>223927664cute indian gfs
>>223927744https://youtube.com/watch?v=JNxg5stxlhk
im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and friggin smoke it lmao
>>223927775s
>>223927761wish it was some sunday in the far future so i would be long dead
>>223927787e
If a girl sends you a text like this does it pretty much guarantee she's in love with you?
>>223927789fuck screaming
wahey logged in for some slots and had nearly £800 waiting for me from some random shared jackpot just for playing 20p slots in july get in lads
>>223927798whats the context?
>>223927798yh...
>>223927816He asked her if she’d take my dick
>>223927798means nothing
finna roll a spliff and brutally molest the leftover lasagne
thinking about northern ireland. not living around browns must be great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRP4tsOYBRE
>>223927798I can never tell when women are interested in me and will die alone because of it. The woman on the till at my gym is always smiley and chatty with me but is probably just being friendly.
>>223927852I've heard Belfast is nice in the good parts but horrendous in the bad parts.
>>223927845garfield if he nigger
>>223927852isnt northern ireland grim as fuck you’re basically just living with white niggers
>>223927852a beacon of prosperity and peace
>>223927852Just move to Lincolnshire
got the blurred lines by robin thicke video on
>>223927654il buffone è stato smascherato
>>223927922there's fuckall there
>>223927933why was that controversial againis it about rape or something
>>223927808give it to me
>>223927922vgh Skegness
>>223927956Much better than Northern Ireland thoughbeitAlso you can just travel to London if you need to fulfill some spectalist need for goystimulation
>>223927956lincoln in a jewel of england
>>223927956they grow 30% of the uks vegetables so fuck off
i like to
@223927775fantastic post, love it mate x
>>223927899Still better than the black ones, no?
deeply unfunny thread
>>223927895mayyyyyne dem muhfukkin mondays are wack
I SIMPLY MUST LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE THINGS ARE GOING ONI MUST LIVE NEAR A THEATRE THAT I NEVER GO TOI MUST LIVE NEAR NIGHTCLUBS THAT I WILL SOON GROW OUT OFI MUST LIVE NEAR HUNDREDS OF COFFEE CHAINS BEFORE I SETTLE ON JUST ONE I MUST BE STIMULATED
>>223928008its just pixels, man
deeply umbunny thread
>>223928022fuck up poindexter
rip to Sir Professor Jason Ardaya great man. Perhaps the greatest ever, even.
all sex really is kind of rape when you think about it
I MUST BE SUPPLIED WITH SPECTACLEPEACE MAKES ME NERVOUS
>>223927986>jewelyou lost me after the first half
>>223928022posted from toby carvery, rorkehampton
>>223928022I don't understand why there are so many coffee shops, how can they all stay in business?
>>223928051not really
>>223928022living in the countryside or suburb makes people go mental. Whats the point in life if all you're going to do every weekend is stay in your barrett home goy box
american incel, get away from meamerican incel, vf let me be
cunny
>>223928064living in a "diverse" city is way better for your mental health right
>>223928064>living in the countryside or suburb makes people go mental.No it doesn't.>Whats the point in life if all you're going to do every weekend is stay in your barrett home goy boxEvery town has a coffee shop, a few restaurants, a theatre, a local history museum, a community, a place of worshipEvery single one, no matter how ruralLiving in a hamlet or a village is one thing, but living in a provincial town provides plenty of stimulation if you're prepared to engage with the local community rather than being an anonymous goyslave to spectacle
>>223928057the little saint hugh of lincoln murder rumours were just antisemetic blood libel
>>223928064true just look at that ruby girl
rorke mi boy when ya gonna move out ya muddas ‘ouse ya be eatin er outta ‘ouse and ‘ome she cyan nuh afford it nuh more
>Every town has a coffee shop, a few restaurants, a theatre, a local history museum, a community, a place of worship
I live in the burbs and it's comfyonly 40 mins to Waterloo
>>223928082
what the fuck is a coffee shop?
>>223928114
>>223928022People are gay as fuck. Socialisation is like a drug for people. They cannot handle not being around the constant human activity.
ya tirty tree years old rorke
>>223928122ah yes... it's not the london defenders that are toffs... LOL
love when everyone stops posting because the new thead is comignahah
suburbs take the worst parts of urban and rural life and combine them in return for no crimebut things are so boring you'll wish there was
>>223928122Just a reminder that this pic is a Trayvon Martin level misrepresentation; dude had grown to be a total chad.
>>223928139what do you think you fucking stupid medshit
>>223928139like a bar with a cosier aesthetic and they don’t sell alcohol
>>223928064Living in a deanobox in the 'countryside' is pointless. It's just for poor people that work in the city. Have a few acres in the middle of nowhere and you will have endless things to do.
>>223928157American suburbs are something else entirely
>>223928178like what
>>223928154wow you're so insightful
>>223928201
>>223928192growing vegetables, building summerhouses, torturing animals, climbing trees, burying victims
>>223928212wow ur so cool
my fucking postman is a brit. Why do they come over here to do blue collar jobs?
