my childhood :) edition
if you want to get to dublin I wouldn't start from hereand if I can't even make you realise we shouldn't be starting from here then baby we ain't getting to dublin
>>223929949never quite got into thisfound it boring hacking away at a rock for three hours
leftypol protesting jamey varday's death in falador square world 666
remember these sexy ladies?
>>223929949FREE STUFF PLOX
>>223929949>>223930001we're all playing wow
trans rights, climate change is real, and kill the richany problems with that rorke?
corrrrrichy looking well restedim a finkin top 4 is ours
isny his name apparently, dont care
oatcakes for late lunch
>>223929949Excellent edish!!!
>>223929987I been quite down this week lad I don't think it's a good idea for me. You have a nice time though x
I want sexI need sexI DESERVE sexFICKI FICKI NOW NOW NOW
>>223930024To an African, you are the rich
i'm high functionally alcoholic
>>223929941
I am an Incel.
be there
might buy some ben sherman jumpers to get ready for winter
>>223930042fairpick a nice filum to watch and get comfy in the heat then lad x
https://www.tiktok.com/@film_luvr777/video/7644004875700833549another good one my tiktok is full of mega zingers today
were the mighty yid armywe will beat your teamwe will score lots of goal'sthen you goys will scream
>>223929931you need a booze mate, with your movie and snacksyou cant have a movie and snacks without a booze
>>223930079Bizarre organisation
>>223930079Bet you don't go
mental how every other board (apart from maybe norway and sweden) has far more schizos than /brit/
>>223929979You had to be a certain kind of autistic to enjoy it
>>223930123i have to im being paid
>>223929949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prl1Ohn-Ewkino viewing for anyone who played back in the day
got claude doing some bullshit
>>223930127the /brit/ board
use a full jar or curry sauce most times i make a curry and end up with a big serving for one but it says its for 4why must the spice jew lie to us like this?
>>223930190fat cunt
>>223930177generals i mean
youve got crabs in fish mentalitywhatever the saying is
>>223930127err think the schzio to human ratio on /sveirge/ is like 9:1, know because they keep stumbling here somehow
>>223930190they do it so they can put favourable colours on the nutrition labelslike a 500ml bottle of cola is "2 servings" so the labels aren't all red. Woke nonsense.
no matter how much I dry my hair before I leave the bathroom the back of my head will always without a doubt be soaked even if the rest of my hair is drysomeone should invent towel that can dry the back of your head too
As long as data centres exist and are still being built don’t even THINK of making someone feel guilty for installing A/C.
>>223930261what's wrong with datacentres
/ita/ is a mental aslyum
>>223929931what you watching lad? pondering sticking something from the physical media backlog on myself
Just drank water didn't I
>>223930294doomsayers don't want to admit this but in spite of a handful of bad eggs this is the best general on /int/
Oh no, the consequences of my actions!
His glasses really are excellent
99 years old on my deathbead wearily pointing at my grandson and his BAME gf and deliriously mumbling "b..black pussy changed rorke" before flatlining
my glasses aren't too bad eithertech specs 06 from specsavers, fitted by a cute optician's assistant
>>223930300well earlier someone recommended that japanese film Perfect Days so I will give that a whirl
IN DA JUNGLE DA MIGHTY JUNGLE DA LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
might off myself and live (lol!) happily ever after
one day Tim will bust out his excellent SUNglasses and he'll look cool as hell
Think Jason Arday knew his suicide would stir shit and be a message to everyone he didn't like. in a weird way it was done with malice
its mad how yanks and other countries get to own firearmslike, you can have a cool car, clothes, jewellery, watches, and also a weapon. you can even own melee weapons
>>223930391screamingLeftypol hits the high notes during the chorus
>>223930261>making someone feel guilty for installing A/C.no one is doing this
leftypol using a rune scimmyrorke saving up for a brine sabre
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
*beep*
>>223930079so this lad will be used for decades as a piece of propaganda wont he?
>>223930261just because corporations are doing something unethical you have the right to also? you are just evil and excusing it
Reported my neighbour twice within the space of a week, once of excessive use of their hosepipe and another for a family barbecue. They also didn’t abide lockdown rules at the time and whilst me and my family were outside clapping for the NHS they were nowhere to be seen
i want to go to springfield and quahog
just unlocked an item in a game there called "stud finder" and when i unlocked it, i pointed at myself and went "BEEP BEEP BEEP"
>>223930419haha... yeah
legit if you dont have ac by now you deserve to suffer. we have had hot summers for nearly a decade now
>>223930419https://youtu.be/vi0QEgdO9SQ?t=132
any danger to themselves and everyone around them man in?
going to get the accordion going havent played in a while neighbours will be seething
>>223930352YODELLING
Family Guy is completely unfunny and pure shite The Simpsons on the other hand at least had a good era
>>223930533
>>223930419if my life was runescape i would be a poor gimp all I have is 3k gp in the bank, some chocolate and sardines in the cupboard, ive got no car, no jewellery, and some incel clothes which i guess would be the equivalent of mithril armour
>>223930001WHEN I DANCE YOU GIVE
>accordion
ekror degnahc yssup kclab
graduating this summer. will slink out of my final exam and escape back to the incel cave with my head bowed in shame to avoid making eye contact with my classmates as ive done for the past 3 years. wont attend graduation either, i imagine ill be too busy posting here about how black pussy changed rorke. uni was a complete mistake
>>223930492Got one of those mobile units for a couple rooms, but the one for the living room is a bit too weak so on the really hot days like the other day's 37c it doesn't do muchGonna get a bigger unit for the living room after the summer when they're plentiful again
>>223930513play that funky music white boy
>>223930549>kclabfucked it
The world accordion to Rorke
>>223930544lol
bollockhead monkey
>>223930567
>>223930533nah family guy is pretty shit on the whole but when it hits it hits. i wouldn't want to live in a world without Peter and Brian
had a poo followed by a massive fartvery satisfying
>>223930544ktim
watching basic (2003)
The New Simpsons Movie confirmed for 2027 ok
sucking a white twix
>>223930604scream
>>223930619i HOPE hOMER SAYS d'OH!!
mousenonce infowars okaymousenonce infowars okay
wonder how many cats are needed to kill an able bodied man in a fight
that mangione legal team top dollargetting him to cop to the shooting on the state chargesthen getting the federal murder charges tossed because of double jeopardy lawsManhattan DA been outplayed in humiliating fashion
so this is rorke
have GOT to fix my posture
>>223930683naw it isnae
>>223930619would be kino if they had the balls to end the show there
>>223930680i thought he pled guilty to the federal charges
my arse cries out for a poo
Aussies only like Family Guy because the unfunny crooner MacFarlane is far too scared to poke fun at them The Simpsons on the other hand did such a good job of it that Bart vs. Australia lives deep in their national identity
>>223930711he did i got it all backwards
>>223930739I literally believe this to be the case
>>223930701who is it then
>>223930742you *LIED and got it *WRONG
why were they making everything look grey i know the movies do it but they did it as the story got darker
>>223930739>All right, all right. You win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
>>223930739OIMISTAH PROIM MINISTAHANDY
>>223930769Criterion are to blame for this They learnt that cyan existed and started boosting it to an abnormal degree
>>223930739i thought they loved the simpsons because it was the only tv show broadcasted on their remote continent lol
it genuinely hurts how fit women are knowing how i am not able to experience their warmthit is torture
>>223930763mistakes were made we will open an inquiry to the posting process
>>223930739you arent implying aussies dont like that episode are you
>>223930823it wouldn't be right for me to comment on this matter until the inquiry has concluded as I do not wish to prejudice to the outcome of the inquiry so we will await the outcome of the inquiry
>I'd have called them chazzwazzers this did them and Abos so thoroughly it's unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCWfkl0aQU8
>>223930855>>223930823After today's disruption, I would urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and stop it happening again
>>223930891let me make one thing perfectly clear
>>223930831oh yeah Aussies 'love' that episodebut the smiles never reach their eyes....
yo niggas
>>223930925that's australia
>>223930739We love that piece of shit Simpsons episode because it's simultaneously wildly accurate, reflective of our self-image as safe and laid-back, and has funny memes we've subsequently adoptedReckon the reason why Aussie shitposters are into Family Guy is just a coincidence of Australian TV broadcast scheduling and individual viewing habits
y my uncles' phone go off 5 times with the amber alert yesterday?
wag wan me bruddas
expecting a mental health assessment phone call any day now
>>223930925mohammad farming dust devils for sleep dust to cast on kuffar women
>>223930940i'da called em chuzwazzas Lol
>>223930968can save you the trouble. you're mentally ill.
>>223930941wildfires innitis it necessary to send a nationwide alert about them? No. But that's what it was for.
>>223930991
>>223930975abysmal post
Any thoughts on big puffy female areolas?
do aussies like big lez show
>>223930998but why did they ping him 5 times about it?
live action rapunuzel looks exactly like rachel mcadams
>>223931013taking the piss with this one
I don't see why those alerts were given out yesterday
Mad how getting your first car feels like getting a mount for the first time in WoWFelt way more satisfying in WoW though lol
it rained a bit in west england recently and yeah the grass came back in like 2 daysnever give up hope
australians actually love the peep show episode with saz because it accurately depicts all australian women as massive slags
ARGHHHHHHHHHSTOP POUNDING MY TIGHT BOTTY PLEASE CRODIE
>>223930968I wouldn't get your hopes up lad. They'll give you links to the mind.org charity website, the number for samaritans, and tell you to breathe in for 4 seconds, hold for 4 seconds, and breathe out for 4 seconds.I'm not joking this is what your entire assessment will amount to. You might have imagined some doctor speaking to you, asking you about your feelings while you recline on a leather couch, taking notes on a notepad. Well I can tell you that doesn't happen. You'll be getting a print-out with charity website URLs on it and sent on your way. Help is available by the way, never be afraid to ask for help.
Climate in Britain this summer has been hotter than camels arse and twice as dry
>>223931008only like them on big anime boobies
>>223931047big brother giving a warning shot
>>223931081rorkette wanking in the corner
>>223931090rorke: FALSE.
>>223931024She was 17 in the animated version as I recall. Are we meant to believe this is 17 year old?
>it's hard to have a gaytime on your own!yeah? watch me
could go to aldi and get a load of booze and sweets and ice cream and crisps and eat and drink it all coudlnt i haha
>>223931050i've got a car but I only use it to drive to work or to the supermarketI dunno where else to go
>>223931137>could go to aldilmao you're poor
I'm 34 and never learnt to driveLive in a poor depressing shithole village 40 minutes drive from the closest proper town Don't know what I'll do when my mum can't drive me to Asda haha x
business idea: gladiators in a colosseum but with incels and the prize is sex
>>223931078greedy little bugger
The most cosy thing in runescape was standing at the bank in varrock and just doing high alchemy whilst chatting to peopleEnjoying the vibe, the music, people interacting, everyone just doing their own thing, the atmosphere and lighting. It was so relaxinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZPE-45HJIQ
https://youtu.be/qcPS9KKJ5VgThe watch
mounting up in my 2002 Peugeot 207
>>223931147stormwind
say you'll never let me go x
>>223931122teagan croft is 22 so close enough for hollywood18 year olds are not wise enough of course!
taken the batteries out of my smoke alarm to I can smoke in my bedroom lol
>>223931150i do my usual shops at m&s but wouldnt want to go in there buying that muck and embarrasing myself in front of the lovely middle class till girls who work there
>>223931137it's what arday (pbuh) would have wanted
probably would have been harder to be gay in roman times i imagine using the communal shitter and having to sit beside and listen to your male compatriots farting and shitting and then using the communal shit sponge on a stick would kill any romanticising of mens arseholes
There hasn't been a locally made cartoon or comedy shown in prime time that wasn't a panel show since the start of the 2000s, since then it's been wall-to-wall Simpsons and Big Bang TheorySo you'll have people who are fans of Ronnie Johns or Big Lez but they stayed up to watch it or found it on streaming
>>223931088what do i need to say to get PIP
watching sons of anarchy, it's not great
can smell a barbecue but not sure if it's disposable. how do you tell?
>>223931154I got my licence a few months ago at 27 I don't have a car yet>>223931147I have a map of places in the UK I would like to travel to, some of them are remote such as villages or highlands, and can only be seen by car, so I would probably drive to those places if I had a carThere are also nice pubs and restaurants I want to visit that are on the outskirts of the city or just outside of it. I'd probably drive to those.or to fast food places with drive thrus
Love it when a woman acts shy because she's clearly embarrassed or a little bit humiliated by how feminine her body isLike you can see on her face she realises female bodies are so much weaker than male bodies and have evolved their shape specifically for male gratification
>>223931190keira knightley was 17 in Curse of the Black Pearlwouldn't be allowed today, due to the woke of course
>>223931222not a problem in the uk we've had loads of it
did audreyposter pass
this is the coolest summer we'll have experienced for the rest of our lives btw
>>223931268nah
>>223931260I wish I was in Curse of the Black Pussy how weird would that be haha
>>223931268your brain on leftypol propaganda
the sisters
peep show valerie
>>223931249reckon you are projecting your thoughts onto hers tbqh mate
>>2239312682004-2007 summers were very hot as well2012 was the wettest summer ever.
The Flight of the Conchords episode with KeithaLove it when kiwis make us the villains in their media, there's a comedy show right now called NZ Spy where the whole setup is they have to save the world from the evil Australian spies
should have been a firefighter
what's the matter lagerboy
>>223931292beyond mental that mark shagged her
Mad how they thought that feeding beef to cows would be a smart idea
>>223931295that's crazy
>>223931295that snoipa is a spy
>>223931249this is why women are so selectivethey recognise how their bodies are specifically designed for male pleasure so they aren't going to give that to some runt they will give it to the chads
right well what the fuck are they putting in the food because i genuinely can’t remember the last time i had a shit that didn’t take 10 trillion wipes and even then I just have to leave poo there because my arsehole is in fucking tatters
>>223931338but arent men the same in vica versa?
>>223931366Eat more plants x
here she is
>>223931363haha yes mate! cheers!
>>223931366get a bidet, ideally that Japanese style build-in stuffabsolute life changing shit
>>223931295Americans did that to us for a long time. Then thanks to James Bond it flipped over. Australia need their own James Bond ok
>>223931295reminds me of how bro town didn't have a single aussie character except for the aborigine
>>223931386she is forgotten!
>>223931386mad how much i love hermad how her brother loves her more than i do and wants to be her
anyone want ot come to the london eprix with me tomorrow
>>223931381no because men are designed to be physically dominant and use women's bodies for pleasurethey can get more out of women regardless of her physical attractiveness
>>223931327read this in Abby Howells' voice
>>223931225you need to really ham it up. Like you cannot have any sense of pride or be afraid to come across as shameful. Instead of describing normal anxiety you'd describe how even stepping outside without a chaperone causes you to shake with fear, making you nauseous, pale, clammy with sweat. Instead of normal depression you'd describe how you cannot leave your bed all day, to the extent that you frequently defecate your pyjamas and urinate in bed. You can't operate a microwave. You can't dress yourself.Just the most egregious and outrageous claims about how whatever real conditions you have are actually turned up to 11. You need to be describing yourself as a totally incompetent retard. Like a sort of Tim Byrne esque character who cannot be trusted to do anything but sit in a room indoors and fill up nappies. You must understand there are no prizes for downplaying anything. Their goal is to deny your claim, your goal is to get that bag. If you're not willing to completely debase yourself in the eyes of a few clinicians, you won't get it. If you're not willing to exaggerate and take advantage of their good faith, you won't get it.
>>223931413no x
>>223931249casein point
vile english incels! you live in your non-white towns with no water and crops! 30 degrees every day!
>>223931435
right
PIP assessor pov
>>223931088NTA, when I was sent to the hospital for self harm twice in my late teens all that happended both times is they asked if I had suicidal thoughts right now (I lied and said no), then they took me to a room, gave me 2 diazepam pills and a photocopied sheet of A4 paper with links to mental health websites and a phone number to ask to be put on the year long waiting list to access NHS therapy I even applied for the therapy and it's literally just some random woman in who listens to you explain why your life is shit and then says "yeah but *why* do you feel that way?" and tries to force CBT on you which amounts to her just setting you "homework" to go do things you don't like and make you uncomfortable like saying hello to 10 strangers a day or something.
>>223931440my town is like 99% white
weef a leatle beet of luck, we can make it dru de niteweef a leatle beet of luck, we can make it dru de nite
>>223931435you know women's breasts never stop producing milkas long as you pump it a couple of times a day they will lactate for their whole lives
>>223931428fuark dunno if i could do all that without bursting out laughing
>>223931470small town and/or shithole im guessing
>>223931435>caseinkek
>>223931475should have just cut his hair, changed his name, and moved away. simple as.
i dont need it... i dont need it..
So the UK is just London doing the heavy lifting for all the retards elsewhere in the country
>>223931435me in the back crawling on the floor towards the milk
>>223931503scream
>>223931476my willy's the same
>>223931502he should have moved to americaharvard or princeton or one of those would have snapped him up in a minute
>>223931322kek never thought about it that qay but yeh by todays standards its basically pedophilia in all but lawturns outthose kids were right ...wonder if that was actually kind of a deliberate internal referencebut i dunnois 17 - 30 relly too big?i remember in uni there were couple girls shagging men in like late 30s even 40. 20-21 year olds. seemed wild but not like wrong or anything
>>223931435every woman above the legal age must be impregnated and put in a perpetual state of lactation
>>223931461Stellaris diplomacy background lookin mf
Motorway Cops: Catching Britain's Speeders
>>223931548no i meant it was mental that he shagged her and i didn't
>>223931322mad that mark shagged multiple womenimagine him in 2026
>>223931366I have the same issue LOLI could wipe all day and my hole will never be cleanEventually after using half a roll of paper I just have to call it as good enough and move on
Words like violence break the silenceCome crashing in into my little world
>>223931466She'd be fun to bugger
Nigger.
>>223931548dont think youll have to worry about this, diegsy
>>223931587need andy pandy to mandate bidets in all dwellings
'lysa
>>223931615s
hes probably already lied his way into heaven
>>223931467What people who have never used the mental health system don't get is that that entire division of the NHS is there to pay lip service to the public's idea that "help is available". There is no help. If you muster the courage to speak to your GP then the experience is what you experienced: an A4 sheet of paper with phone numbers on it and a referral that goes nowhere. At best you might get 6 sessions of "CBT" which is really a woman with a bachelor's degree waffling about nothing for 6 sessions then that's you discharged back to square one.There are thousands of people employed in this system who do absolutely nothing. It would appear their entire job is to bounce every instance of you contacting the NHS right back at you until you quietly go away. They're more than happy to have phone calls where they speak pure hot air down the phone then tick a box on their end, marking it as another successfully completed treatment. While you fare no better. It's all an exercise in box ticking and keeping up appearances.
>>223931615
Wiener is smelling positively ripe
Gyaldem with big pun-pun will make you reevaluate your big dick pretences and start to see life things from its objective mechanic dimension.
>>223931673guy who's having his first go manning the grill but hasn't quite picked up the lingo yet
poo gargling
'sapops
One chance at life and I'm a crippled troon with chronic pain Why couldn't I just have been an ordinary man or woman without gender dysphoria and infinite health issues Also most the planet are hyper violent intellectually retarded drooling morons and want you dead just because What a shit existence
>>223931685there always the batty
I hate zoomers
>>223931710alri emmayank
why are young tories like this
>>223931715typ shid
*double ironies you*
>>223931729do it for Chan (4chan) (a play on the website 4chan) (the website we're on. 4chan.org)
Nigga named Chan
>>223931729right so you're allowed to vote tactically but people you disagree with aren't.
if you want free money then bet on Newcastle going down
What would you do if you woke up as a woman and there was no cure to turn you back again?
>>223931715as if millennials arent just as guilty of this
Jack-off Chan
>>223931729isn't that the same guy that did the chinese new year thing and got in trouble for saying kemi badenoch was born in the year of the monkey
>>223931789well they are one of the most northern clubs in the prem
How do you do the fortune quote thing on staffas.org
shriek
>>223931803most Northern yet somehow also most Middle-Eastern
Well Rorke?
can I get PIP for my tiny cock and balls
60 percent is a pretty good result anywhere here but we have compulsory voting and a preferential system that encourages full participation by the parties also we have rules where bins can't run for parliament
>>223931758well i laughed
>>223931712Literally just stop dressing up like a woman? Not hard mate
>>223931729binface always does this, hes only upset now because he feels hes being mocked
>>223931835Compulsory voting is probably the best system but I'd fucking hate it personally
>>223931821oh dear
>>223931619wt is diegsy
>>223931835he's not actually a bin he's a man wearing a bin hat
Yanks have names like Hunter Tylerson, Bubba Chandler, Hudson Brody, Mikey RandlefordJust something slightly off about it all, they're all uncanny valley names
With the maximum rate of Personal Independence Payment (PIP), you could buy up to 1,946 meters of pink satin ribbon per week, or 7,784 meters every four weeks (a standard pay cycle).
>>223931835100 percent don't care
When do I get my Meta robot communist gf
just had a shave and a shower
>>223931884>metersFOY
my shit smells fishy something wrong with me. i need to die pronto
the saturday lunch is here
>>223931876nowadays it's more like singh digwa and jose martinez
>>223931817whats that
Every day I wake up I'm expected to shower, shave, brush my teeth, get dressed appropriately, make sure I smell good, have breakfast, then toil at work or at home, then cook, then eat dinner, then wash up, then watch TV or play video games, then sleep, then repeat it all again It's all too tiresome
>>223931908we use yards retard
>>223931950Got enough energy to moan about it on 4chan haven’t you?
>>223931668i went to counselling when i was an alcoholic because the hospital i was in after i collapsed offered it. literally speaking to a woman who said you need to want to quit drinking to quit drinking over and over again. im still an alcoholic today
police car driving slowly past the house
>>223931950>shower, shave, brush my teeth, get dressed appropriately, make sure I smell good, have breakfastall nice>cook, then eat dinner, then wash up, then watch TV or play video games, then sleepall niceyou just dont like your job
>>223931963We do too but only on the roads, I don't even know how many feet are in a yard or can even picture a yard desu.
>>223931994get the hard drives smashed, lad
>>223931994they know what you did
>>223931817shit brought a tear to my eye
going to get a chinese tonightwish my place did a 1 man meal ting where I could get a bit of curry and a bit of rice and a bit of prawn toasts or wontons or something
>>223931950no missus?
>sleep 3 hours>try to go back to sleep>not tired so i can't
>>223931994the nonce patrol
what nigga is watching this shit
>>223932003hes done you
Imagine going to a restaurant and ordering a meal for one AHAHAHAAAABro is gonna sit there quietly eating by himself
>>223932027*raises blue paw*
get it fucking artisanally hand crafted
When I was single I would go mental ordering at the Chinese and just freeze the leftovers. It reheats very well
>>223932041I've had meals on my own before, but for lunch not dinner. Was into cycling for a bit and used to stop somewhere and have a roast and then cycle home.
>>223932041obviously I'm getting a takeaway
>>223928201>>223928201
eaten 2 slices of toast and jam and felt nothing
they fucked with plants the mostyou really think you are eating the same potatoes your great great grandad ate think againmonsanto
>>223932041done it while in hotelsthough i wasnt really alone, i was posting on /brit/
Very funny
>>223932065bastard
>>223932096go to bed neil
>>223932041normal so long as you do it every single day for the rest of your life
>lad goes to a restaurant with his mum>gets called an incel loser>lad goes to a restaurant alone>gets called an incel loser>lad never leaves the house and just sits in his smelly bedroom all day calling anyone that does anything an incel loser>doesn't get called an incel loserstrange place /brit/ is
>>223932096I take your point but I'd still rather eat a modern potato than some microwave slop in a plastic tray. There's levels to the depravity.
this summer has destroyed my skinit used to be so beautiful
>>223932130Nothing wrong with going to eat with your mum, or even alone to be honest
>>223932130getting older is realising that 99% of men are incel losers
>>223932130some very silly, angry little men on this website
>>223932130whatever you say, incel loser
what about a beer and some chips or sum
>>223928201
Sir Poo Bradley
>>223932226
