bbq editon
>>223934892First
>>223934892gout
>>223934817>†diego?
Rorke the type of nigga to go blind later in life
not autistic
neighbour having a raucous time in the garden so can't even open my window
bring on the balls!
>>223934948right well you can't say that
>>223934955open the window and tell him you wont phone the police if he throws you beer
>>223934978i don't drink alcohol
>>223934955went to a house party once and we were all in the garden until god knows what hour on mdma and whatnotif i was their neighbour i would have been fuming
>>223934996why
POO SCREAMINGPOO SCREAMINGPOO FUCKING SCREAMINGRORKE RORKE RORKE RORKE LEFTYPOL CATBERG TOILWITZ MUMSTEIN TOILFU WANKING POOING ARSE PORNOGRAPHY. [POST I FOUND ON REDDIT AND AM NOW REPOSTING HERE TO PRETEND IT’S MY PICTURE BECAUSE I NEVER DO ANYTHING INTERESTING WITH MY SAD FUCKING LIFE]YOU’RE ALL SO FUCKING IMMATURESAME POSTS DAY IN DAY OUTTHIS PLACE SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE KILLED
>>223935008i looked RIGHT at her FUCKING ARSE!!!
>>223934996then ask for whatever he has. learn to use your leverage you useless spacker
on the booze and got the millenial tunes onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtHpJLKpWrg
>>223935008doesn't really need to have her arse hanging out like that does she vile harlot
See that mountain? You can climb it
>>223935008why isnt she wiping the floor on her bum cheeks is she stupid
just been reminded that this website is literally just a site for men to share porn with each other and will be closing the tab and not returning
>>223935043how can i ive got goüt
in my garden with some friends and my incel neighbour keeps shuffling the blinds and looking out at usthinks we can't see him and aren't laughing at him
>>223935008no reason for her to be dressed like that at work
>>223935013just close the tab nigga
>>223935008want to bury my face in it alright ok
goüt
knew a lad at my school who had men come and shag his missus in front of him and he would suck them off as well
>>223935089No you didn't shut up
>>223935089bit gay
town was full of ugly old gammonsglad i got out of there fastnuke the fucking gammons and their hideous wives!!!!then again, they're probably propping up the whole pub industry at the moment...
my life is so grim
>>223935089how is your dad doing
>>223935106went to pub on thursday and it was full of fit and sexy peopleincluding me aha x
>>223935089if it was school then that was child sexual exploitation you dumb idiot. so obviously you're lying
>>223935129bet you live in a uni town like oxford x
>>223934657We have a parish councillor whos appointed himself patroller for the hosepipe ban and I expect he'll be out checking for barbecues now. Living in a village is nice but you get these dickheads with itSame types of people with the high vis and fake speeding guns
>>223935113top 10 most grim parts of your life?
>>223935143maybe aha x
>>223935089well i didnot the only fella i've heard rumours of doing that sort of thing>>223935139it was during last year of sixth form so he was 17/18
>>223935144look at this evil clipboard wanker i want him dead
>>223935144One little village I drive through sometimes a load of oldies have speed limit signs in their garden to remind the driver not to speedI've had them shouting at me to slow down before and such
>>223935187it would national news if white children were being raped, so shut up you lying faggot
>>223934892Bit of me to be fair
having a penile freakout
in bed thinking about alysa
>>223935216jesus dosent work like that lol
>>223935013/r9k/ freaks will not like this one
>>223935216s
>>223935226hope you're not touching yourself lad
Doing an alysa poo
>>223935205raped? he was a cuck who asked men to do ithis missus was also asking them
on the third canmight get the pie on
Streets are saying Fuentes was on Theo Vonn yesterday
>California authorities arrested 26-year-old therapist Sofia Drotts on July 14, 2026. They charged her with multiple felonies after she allegedly groomed and sexually abused a teenage boy who had been her client at John A. Davis Juvenile Hall in Martinez. Prosecutors claim Drotts began grooming the boy, identified as John Doe in court documents, when he was 14 or 15 years old during his two-year incarceration that started in 2024. >After his release on probation, she continued to serve as his therapist through Contra Costa Health, where she allegedly engaged in unlawful sexual acts with him, including rape, for three months until authorities took her into custody.Juan Doe the Norteno gang member was abused by this woman's horny fanny! Arrest her at once.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it:-Go to one of the higher traffic boards.-Look for two anons having an argument.-Respond to the latest post in the argument with '...all right, I'll give you that one'.
does anyone remember that time when essexlad went absolutely mental and wanted to fight someone on /brit/ and literally started posting pictures of him on the motorway on the way to have a fight with someone from /brit/
>>223935249I'm not
>>223935356goodwe must be better men for her
it's seven o'clock
>>223935354rorke
>>223935352Yeah Mind the other guy said he would come out and fight him and just ghosted lmao
>>223935371lol
>>223935354get him a beer
there’s good and not good, this is not good
>>223935352idk i remember the funny lad that posted vocaroos for 2 hours challenging people to meet up for a fight. that him?
>>223935371THANK YOUi thought i imagined it for a moment it was so fucking bizarre
>>223935387what is it
>>223935393Yep he was posting vacroos throughout the early hours of the morning n aw
>>223935397ktim except i sleep in the middle and i have my laptop on the side playing youtube video
>>223935354literally me
>>223935387hate urls now they don't even try work sites going just visit dasdsa.ijihpjasd.aosdasr.adasds.org.uk not on
>>223935426the imaginary number in my metal box went higher than their imaginary number and now they are raping me for it
>>223935428i wonder how much cocaine he was onutter mad cunt esp when he was posting while driving in full caps lock
pengwank inbound
odd toed ungulates or even toed ungulates
shock horror dem
spend way too much money on chaturbate
off to toil, see you later x
regular thing... but women wearing makeup
>>223935500i did that for a bit. felt good at first but then i felt like it was a waste of money
Hate to see a nigga when he down
>>223935487
>>223935496is it where she posted a video of her sucking a dick
>>223935524i can't stop itthe regret only comes after the damage is done
>>223935496wonder what she's thinking about I saw her sucking a willy not long ago
>>223935534gosh
>>223935487the former
just had a well bad belly ache and went for a poo then suddenly started sweating loads like my tshirt is soaked now, and then started throwing up while I was pooing and then my nose started bleeding from straining to throw up and I was just sitting there while I threw up and shit and bled and sweated and now I really don't feel good actually
>>223935565ktim
>>223935544mmmmmhhhwas it big?
>>223935496 she's getting bogged at light speed lmfao
>>223935552why not save up for a real life experience with a proz? i burned out on cam models. besides most of them proz on the side for rich guys.
right then that's scarlet nexus platinumed
>>223935599finally got something to put on your cv lad
bounced my rubber nigga down the stairs
I haven’t watched alley cats yet as I’m a woke libtard so probably gonna have a meltdown at all the really offensive jokes
>>223935500>>223935524numbers-wise what are we talking?
>>223935565rorke and his bird
>>223935564Parkour
>>223935565average slav couple
>>223935623That context sounds applicable to 95% of Netflix dross
>>223935627thousands
>>223935627one night can cost 100 quidconsider that then consider i can do it 3-4 times a week
went to the dr. to have a look at my porcelain feet the other day. he said i've got grout
Netflix Vandross
sucking a mortadella and stracciatella sandwich
i knew a cute tomboy girl from Kansas that was so green she fucked one of her viewers for free right after starting camming. eventually she went the other route and became lez
putting on my trainers bc yh aha x
>>223935701>greenwut
>>223935668why not wankeroo to normal porn
just seen the vid of her sucking a willard with blonde hairnice big one looks 8+ inches at least
>>223935721means inexperienced
>>223935623yh you might do
had McDonald’s two days in a row now probably not good aha
was swimming earlier and saw this. the swimming pool staff threw a jaguar into the pool
the last 3 months of my life can be summed up in short by the name of a certain Australian ice cream bar
when i was on UC i spent most of it on femboy onlyfans
>>223935534um that's not what pov means
alexa, what does 'poo scromiting' mean?
>>223935752green does not mean inexperienced
>>223935777just drew this 10 minutes ago
scrap that looks more like 9 inches
POV you bring your brand new baby donkey to a rave
another one from LV fucked loads of guys if they tipped her enough. i got to know a lot of these girls over time and started a thing with a Colombian girl where she liked me enough to not charge me for anything
>>223935780any pooey arses that stand out above the rest?
>>223935795it does here
>>223935787that the sort of questions they ask now?
>>223935780fruito
>>223935788yes it is. the donkey is looking at its sibling
meal deal for dinner
siri, decipher "wotanic poo"
another day punted in the bin
Garnacho who recently got a fullsize back tattoo of the joker on his back has now kicked out his girlfriend out of his house garnacho has deleted his instagram account after she went online to talk about it
>>223935832proofs ?
>>223935777got your camera in the pool yeah?
>>223935791>>223935870sringling
>>223935520foid jump scare
>>223935835you can spend it on anything they dont care
>>223935886he is talented tho
i like it when you clap and shout one more song then the band comes out and plays one more song sometimes two!
scored an early bath
>>223935905Not like that in America. If you get food stamps there's a list of foods you can buy with them. Trump changed the laws.
>>223935886less hoes less problems
>>223935889who doesn't these days
>>223934892>Pov you seen American at the London NFL game
just learned you can't use housing benefit for a mortgage that's my plan fucked
>>223935920i leave a soon the band goes away because im not a goy cattle
the ais are buying all the books
>>223935918scored a good overhead kick but is otherwise pure cancer
does anyone here own a 3d printer and is it worth owning a 3d printer
>>223935964he makes you seethe and that's winning
>>223935953but the band come back
>>223935457Going to fast? Speedophile.
>>223935977nodunno
>>223935963gonna gather all my family's books in a big library and become the local knowledge keeper
>AI overlords support small business by buying books>Noooo you evil bastards you can't do that
>>223935977few mateys at work have one good for printing widgets and that sort of thing
>>223935931I thought he lived in America.
>>223935994they send an alert out if you show this now
>>223935994can understand them needing to wear stuff like this for running but shes throwing a hammer for God's sakedont need your arse out like that its a disgrace
>>223935931offended by the alerts, is he?
>>223936008DIG THE FUCKING HOLE
>>223935931alerts done care about your feelings
>>223935994good to see woke lost
>>223935887piss off
the gf has refused to get out of bed all day because she's been balling her eyes out over jason arday
>>223936051they need it more they have far more g-forces acting on their arses from the spinning
can't stop pooing
pie currently simmering away in the ovenETA circa 35 minutes
>>223936096heather coded post or is your gf an empath?
>>223936014They buy rare books to scan then destroy them, Rorke
>>223936089
>>223936143she's irish
>>223936096Can a person be so performative for so long that they actually become the mask?
>>223936096Nigga that big with no bbc and a rusty fanny
ttws
>>223936149>zooming in on pitspatricianI hope those are happy tears...
yall zesty in here fr
the american revolution was more popular in britain than it was in america. it was simply more possible in america . the term patriot was more closely associated with william pitt
>>223935998Impossible to go too fast
>>223936148fake news by luddites>"None of our data acquisition programs buy and destroy rare or antiquarian books," they added.
Gordon Ramsay: *picking through spaghetti and meatballs* It's cold, it's watery. It’s like you’ve given up.Rorke: I-Gordon Ramsay: Do you care about the food that comes out of this kitchen?Rorke: Yes chef.Gordon Ramsay: Well act like it then!
>>223936206proably because shes a moonface
bored gay and depressed
if a willy was a fruit would you eat it from the tip or from the side
did i mention that lossless playback on spotify is fucking greatcoz it is
>>223936261wanna ERP :)?
>>223936230well ofc they would say that
>>223936305
lush, as brits say
blacked is basically gay porn
>>223934892I can't believe you eat beef sausages, only pakis do that here
next up, rockbusters
>>223936327everything in taco bell is tiny
>>223936327do they not have barburrito in americait mogs taco bell to death
right im fuckign steaming
i got diarrhea from taco bell bristol
>>223935506ta'ra
>>223936384shouldve gone to taka taka
>>223936191they aren't. she went down hard at the final hurdle.
why are yanks obsessed with "burridows"had one in san diego and it was shitehad hair in it disgusting
Give me orange. I eat orange.
>>223936345nah these are decent sized
>>223936384taco bell clogs you up. it's sweets and sugar that that flushes you out
>>223936384tell us what happened lad
>>223936393next time im having eatchu it lush
>>223936422i got diarrhea
>>223936223>that was us actooly Ok jason arday
>>223936395frustrating, poor lass
Rorke buying fairy liquid because its British and his family always bought itLeftypol buying fairy liquid because its got a half naked child on the bottle
cody drank my big gulp
>>223936461scr
Neo Coom for Prime Minister
>>223936395does this stupid whore know you're supposed to jump OVER the hurdles not at them
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2239072/horror-dad-throws-son-into-river-after-argument-with-wife>A six-year-old boy is missing after his father allegedly threw him into a swollen river following an argument with his wife. >The horrifying incident happened in Himachal Pradesh in northern India on Monday night, with police still desperately searching for the child.>The boy, identified as Gagandeep, had been living with his father, Hitesh Kumar, while his mother was staying with her family in Amritsar with the couple's younger son. Police said Kumar had an argument with his wife over the phone before allegedly taking his six-year-old son to a bridge and throwing him into the Ravi River.Gagandeep? Yeah I bet he was lmao
>>223936405most of them aren't very good even in California. stick with tacos imo
>>223936442haha he likes that
>>223936461telling on yourself here m8. no one else noticed the half naked child
>>223936395you reckon these lot ever get a whiff of their sweaty fannies as they jump the hurdles?
>>223936495Sad to say i feel nothing anymore if the victim is poojibur
>>223936501thought san diego was full of mexicansif they cant make a good burrito then god help them
I can't fall asleep unless I'm listening to a video or podcast
>>223936532zoomer
mad how jurgen klopp is more globally famous for being trivago man with the teeth than for his football achievements
>>223936495
>>223936543Dont believe that to be true
>>223936532me toocant be alone with my thoughts you see
>>223936547pscring
>>223936532you just need white noise is all
>>223936532Same. Listening to Ricky XFM for years
>>223936553i just checked and it is
>>223936531I wasted so much money on carne asada burritos as a white guy not knowing anything about food. Burritos are kind of rare in mexico and few ppl choose them when they eat out. They're seen as being lunch box food you take to school or work
>>223936532>>223936559>>223936568What is wrong with you runts?
>>223936543he also had this while he was at liverpool
>>223936532need silence me
>>223936532I think I could fall asleep much easier listening to something, but can't bear the idea of a device being left on and wasting electricity. It also sickens me to my core that as I have no ad-blocker on my TV, it would begin to play a montage of never ending ads and profit is being made somewhere.
>>223936495White peoples fault
Jurgen Lopp: Leftypol:Jason Arday:Employed Woman:Ann Widdecombe:Bradley Walsh:Ian:Nobody:Not even a soul:Rorke: GO COMPARE GO COMPARE YOU CAN BE SURE WHEN YOU INSURE WITH GO COMPARE
>>223936588I didn't know they had ASDA in the US
all i need to sleep is a ceiling fan, a pedestal fan, the sleepfan app, and a white noise machine
>>223936610well we did steel 100 trillion pounds from themdon't ask where it is
>>223936495what the fuck
Crying for Jason ArdayA gentle man who was groomed by evil lefty scum
>>223936588dont mind san diego i have to say wouldnt mind living there
>>223936605I'm listening on my phone not the telly>>223936603The silence is overbearing>>223936598Dunno :/ only been like this since a few years ago
trannywank on the cards tonight
Nah that’s crazy bro
had an awful dream where i killed my own wife and then left digital footprints everywhere, renting cars etc only to go running for 50 miles straight as some sort of big win achievement only for the dream to end with a summer hangout with the entire extended family and my own sons cornering me and forcing me to wake up for having killed their mother
did you cunts know Asperger syndrome is literally extinct? I had no idea
>>223936501good advice. love tacos me. ate so many in mexico when i was on holiday. had awful poos but it was worth it
>>223936225Whatever, Paul Walker
But i do see Chicanos and esl Mexicans ordering food from crappy places too. Carne asada fries, crappy burritos, things like that. I go to a taco stand that barbeques marinated pork and spit roasts al pastor, that's the better option
>>223936598ive got mento illness
>>223936683mental elf disorders are about as valid as astrology
Sup cody u gud?
do any animals have autism?
would marryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUHYHjrOlyQ
>>223936683they cured it!
>>223936744my cat definitely has it adorable little freak he is
>>223936683I didn't. thank you for the insight.
Date tonight lads. Having a can n a key while i wait for her. She's younger than me but the milfs can wait. Her mate's invited me to a sex club next month so might get both seen to*meanwhile Demposter wanks his broken cock off to tiktok girls*
BBC edition when?
>>223936744reckon my catberg is a sperg
piccie i took in san diegonever seen wild cacti in my lifewas like a desert
get the sleep earbuds boughtget the asmr sluts playlist going
>>223936768key of what
>>223936647struggling to sympathise with jason because I feel he's a narcissist, but that's not his fault. I need to extend my empathy to him too. a poor fuck swept up by a history of lies catching up with him. we've all fibbed to get an upper... but leaving his wife and kids. man I dunno. fuck the media hounds and mob culture still
>>223936647More vibrant diversity i say. Show those racists that a dumb woman pretending to be a smart man is VITAL to our liberal democracy
ten to eight.... better make dinner (cup of tea and a cheese sandwich PERHAPS with ham too)
>>223936771the catsperg as it were
zebra i saw in san diego zoohes shy aha x
>>223936650It's the nicest part of the state the SD area. I can't afford it.
>>223936806>not his faultNarcissists have agency too. They just choose to be cunts.
>>223936822s
gyatt daym
>>223936768go easy on the charles lad no one wants a limp willard if you get that far
>>223936831side eyeing mother fucka
>>223936845>no one wants a limp willardtrue words
>>223936850what the hell that looks like bare pussy to me
could you kick up the 4D3D3D3
>>223936839hard being mixed
>>223936685my favorite are lengua, cabeza, suadero, birria, pastor and barbacoa. And you've got to have grilled chilis and good salsas or it's not the same experience
>>223936862my willard is as long as my can of monsterwhite™ next to me , thoughts?
>>223936834>I can't afford it.why
>>223936722yh how are you Ian luv
>>223936888no it isn't
>>223936831this animal must be freed
Should I get an electric bike
>>223936839bros.. fuck
>>223936899but it is though....
>>223936889Because I don't have a million dollars *sobbing*
What's a sex club? Asking for a friend.
>>223936800Lucky dip mate. Had some c & k but got them mixed up so decided to just put it all in the same bag and see what happens. Could be a laugh. had a bit of a nosebleed already is what it is>>223936845sound advice la but not tryna get it shagged tonight. We've already got plans pencilled in for next week so then's the time I reckon
>>223936923you know how a football club competes in football competitions?
>>223936919depends how long the monster can is isn't it
>>223936881>cabezathose are cow head tacos you madman
lying to try and flex on a random 4chan pedo lolcowwhat a life
>>223936839hmmm yes but its white men who are so privileged isn't it
Lengua is pretty good
>>223936926you need speed for a dateor mephedronenot k
New>>223936931>>223936931
>>223936952yeah and the meat is so tender and joosy. Nvr getting shoe leather skirt steak or flank meat again Jaime
>>223936683merged it into one because the absolute sped freaks autists didnt like having their own bubble, oh and the elites are scared of spergs
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>>223935623im soooooooooo not mad UH IM NOT FUCKING MAD HERES MY TWITTER NOTICE HOW NOT MAD I AM
