rorkeberry edish
CORRRRRRR
>>223939036LOOKS LIKE MY COCK
isnt that a pokemon
Ritchie Blackmore will be performing in this very thread!
>>223939046Chudistan
>>223939049bellsprout :(
>>223939046ah yes rorkeland
>>223939046fuck would you call that
Brit is dead as Britain commits mass suicide today as they mourn their spiritual leader, me.
mad how shit 2009 was but still better than 2026
>>223939046for me it's blue banana land
>>223939046With an economy eclipsing $12.9 trillion USD, this megastate would firmly cement itself as the third-largest economy in the world. It would sit comfortably ahead of India's 2026 GDP (~$4.28 trillion) and trail behind only the United States (~$30.62 trillion) and China (~$19.4 trillion)
>>223939046would love to torture that x user to death
>>223939117wotanistan
>>223939132gay
am not wellhad too much booze and piethen ice cream as well
it's all gone pete tong
>>223939079Richie couldn't make it
>>223939117the land of racism
>>223939132das ladden
>>223939099would pay oney to do this
>>223939142how it feels taking a poo when you know someone is waiting to go after you
>>223939177*raises paw*
Watching a video of a naked woman rubbing her bum with oil on the 'puter
Leave it to a German to outdo a Brit
/brit/'s not dead I'm just busy waiting for the relay finals
>>223939203better than needing a poo right after someone has been in
>>223939212why's she put oil on the computer?
>>223939046don't wanna be affiliated with ANY of these shitters tyvm
fghjiesogjhklsjerlhgwrhiejzsnvbrefuwi
>>223939046I like The Netherlands
>>223939242we mog you in every single way lil bro know your place
Apologise to this grafter
>>223939237she wanna fuck the computah
>>223939237Now wait a damn minute you dirty dog!
>>223939266rorke won
KJT gotta retireher body is shot she's been world champ twice, olympic silver she's done enough
lucha demmie
>>223939111Wtf Chinese people on the monkey cart :O
hate women evil creatures
>>223939266>The surname Cofnas is an Eastern European Jewish family name. It is thought to be a variant of the Yiddish name Kofnas or Kofnes, potentially derived from the Hebrew word kof (meaning monkey), historically used as a descriptive nickname or personal attribute.NOOOOOOO!
>>223939266word on the street is he saw arday’s bbc at the urinals
>>223939286sry no
RIP EMPLOYED WOMANTRANS LIBERATION NOWSMASH TERF ISLAND
why is leftypol so broken up about this arday fella? just like he was about the grooming gangs getting exposed
it was the vaccine
>>223939333Go back to Africa
>>223939333>it's realholy shit RIP:(
summat I've noticed over the past 2 years or so is how socially acceptable it is to complain about immigration even with people you aren't particularly close with, like work colleagues10 years ago that was neo nazism but seems like everyone who doesn't have blue hair and a septum piercing wants the borders shut these daysit's like labour being anti-immigrant (at least rhetorically) has made it okay to endorse
>>223939333employed woman's only crime? a slight untruth about their genderhounded by the press
new watch
>>223939303I can tell just by a look these days
>>223939394grow up mate and stop playing with your little dollies, getting a bit old for this arent you?
i've found shitloads to wank to at these games the women slagged it up massively
>>22393922not kept up with the euros this year, regret it a bit but I didn't have time for it
>>223939365tiktok, instagram reels etc are way more racist than /pol/ now
>223939259last time I checked I didn't carechecked again just to be sure, still don't carewill most likely not care ever in the future eitherso don't affiliate with me or my Ghanian wife ever again ty
>>223939365You're forgetting what happened a few October's ago
14 year old english girlslush
farts stink of fucking cowpats
>>223939414can you post a picture of her feet please
>>223939414why do you care so much about black men fucking white women and care about the cock the most if you have a black wife
>>223939445im still doing earthy poosgone and got hovis seeded bread to keep the fiber upbe on the ghost shits in a week
>>223939324ok
>>223939402no i love my little dollies and toys!my favorite are taller legolike dudes with bendable arms and legs for Kung Fu fighting on your desk while watching yt
>>223939479based based based
>>223939333brookie should've just eaten the damn cookie
>>223939501Sexy anime girl
you ever had lamb soup, it's so good
>>223939471youre gonna have straw and shit in your poo
ADONBILIVIT
>>223939531ewe! sounds disgusting
might become a girl
>>223939514
Rorke still listens to synthwave
>>223939550it's very tasty actually, I just had that earlier. The lamb was slaughtered yesterday.
Saturday night rockin'
He became a girl for an amazing reason
>>223939565you'll do nothing
GOLD!
>>223939565if you're saying things like that you're already a girl honey
hit or missi guess they never miss huh
bradely walshfunny
Sorry for ruining /brit/
GB MEN RELAY GOLD TIME FOR THE WOMEN GOLD NOW TOO
>>223939656it's... it's fine, okay? i mean we can fix this, we can fix this, right? oh god
i will never listen to king gizzard and the wizard lizardi refuse
Asian ladies you are looking sexy tonight
so excited to find out which team of negroes can run a few hundredths of a second faster than all the other teams of negroes
>>223939686But enough about your mother's social circle...
What are your mates doing tonight?
>>223939676I'm hearing reports that it might be over
>>223939707my mates? i haven't spoken to my mates in about 5 years
Sir Mikey Moore
>>223939707
What is your girlfriend or wife doing tonight?
sir louie hinchcliffe
>>223939744Don't have
>>223939744sat next to me playing stardew valley
>>223939744shes out x
mad how tha tbowie bloek was a nonce but no one ever smashed his grave stoen
>>223939744they booked a hotel to spend the night together
>>223939707>>223939744curious george ahhinquisitive ahh
>>223939744wouldn't you like to know weather boy
>>223939744Unfortunately for you, you are maidenless
>>223939769Tell her I said "Good Evening"
crying my eyes out over here
>>223939667gwarn girlies
>>223939844what for
>>223939844here you go mate*hands you a tissue covered in shit*
>>223939844Dry your eyes mate
>>223939707working and clubbing>>223939744she's on a girls holiday to jamaica x
>>223939871just low on my (you) quota and needed an easy win
>>223939844abloo bloo ahh nigga
sir great britain and northern ireland
there's this guy i see sometimes in maccies who insists on speaking to every black person that goes by him. He makes them fist bump him and stuff all the time too and they always look uncomfortable by the whole interactionlike a weird black on black positively charged racism
I have no "mates"
>>223939946Welcome to McDonald's Black King.
>>223939547she will never bounce on my white monster so whats the point
Just showered but now I need to take a shit I fucking hate my life and want to die
>>223939946sc
>>223939946where do you live?
>>223939117Germania
Import every black
>>223939946classic 190
EZ
mogged
>>223940018manchester
THOSE GIRLS FLEW
>cheerful melody>miserable lyricsWhy are they like this?
How do you know someone's from Manchester? Oh don't worry they'll tell you.
>>223940084sounds good
honestly think I'm just basically immune to material desiresI just save most of my money because I have no desire to spend it
>>223940072hmm would've guessed he was a native black trying to mingle with fresh off the boats, but manchester is full of blacks already
>honestly think I'm just basically immune to material desires>I just save most of my money because I have no desire to spend it
>>223940119nah he's just a weirdo
>>223940095can tell by their accent desu
>>223940143NEHHHHHHHHHHHNEHHHHHHHHHHH
all the gear and no idea, that's me
they’ve solved the demographic crisis in ukraine
>Remove PIP from most disabled people unless they literally cant move anything below their neck>500 billion for pissrael & its wars
>>223940084You would understand if you lived here
Sir Owen Jones
>>223940202>spain flag>post about black men in ukrainenot sure what this has to do with /brit/
>>223940202love this!
The fundamental reason for the bike’s status as the Greatest Invention of All Time is its unique combination of simplicity, efficiency, and incredibly powerful health benefits- interestingly enough, exactly the opposite attributes of a car which is complex, inefficient, and horrible for your health due to the stress, inactivity and the cramped seated position.With just a few moving parts, bikes are simple enough for most people to maintain entirely on their own without paying a mechanic.And they are efficient in multiple ways: bikes weigh only 20-30 pounds but they can carry ten times their weight in rider and cargo. They convert a slow human with a walking speed of 3.5MPH into one of the fastest creatures on land, with an easy cruise of 15MPH and a top speed of over 40MPH on level ground and 50+ downhill for athletic people.
>>22393904690% BAME
Oh dear me. Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have, in what was a most ghastly and undignified scene, pooed all over myself. Oh, this won't do at all.Lucy, darling, I require your assistance in the drawing room. Oh yes, it's quite urgent, my dear.
>>223940202they finally learned from the russians did they
>>223940202>2 girlsmight as well have knicked a couple russian border babies. no crodies no party
>>223940202this is what Azov is fighting for
>>223940207
>>223940202kyiv nightlife looks like a BLACKEDRAW video
>>223940269they learned from you
>>223940284was a restore policy, but ok
>>223940284Inject current claimants with air to save even more
>>223940284there are barely enough jobs for the nondisabled what work do they intend the autistics tot ake up
>>223940284tick tock neetmongs
Goodnight team
>>223940325Tilde will pay you all £1 an hour to wipe his arse
>>223940366*rapes you*
just deleted 21 thousand porn files
The truth is the state of contemporary Britain would totally sap any mystique that Bond or MI6 might have still had. He worked when there were still some faint fumes of British imperial glory to be huffed, but at this point he's defending what – a henpecking police state run by a new clown PM every year whose whose chief policy goal is to import rape cavemen on rubber dinghies and distribute them to dying villages? Whatever SPECTRE were planning would be preferable at this point.
I hate dole scrounging fat mongs and illegals but I also hate racist prolesNot sure which party to support
>>223940400trvke
>>223940325plenty of immies need wanking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEUDoJggsRAi'm not an audit mental case but this video in particular is like a horrible dream to watch
joe rogan josh
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>223940427bleating
>>223940400*cums on you*
>>223940398you'll regret that
*cups my fart and throws it at you*
>>223940403You sound like a perfect Toryboythey have a Based BAME Christian Nigerian leader
rorkeypopsmerch link in bio
>>223940450tories are left wing thoughever
>>223940442the 31 year old snoooooozer
>>223940398how many gigabytes was it?
is it true that the circumcised need lube to wank?what a cursèd existence
Listening to The The for the first timeHe's pretty good ngl
smallwillylad making his daily post about yank penises
>>223940400you still get all those sas types joining up. for some of them the just doing the role and getting used for any purpose is all they care about. just like mercenaries but groomed into loyalty
>>223940398
>>223940512pscr
letting the 5.75 inch BWC air out
>>223940512
just not going to get a jobsorry, don't want to
right think we've passed the point of opening another beerbed time methinks
It's really fucking gay how they use those dinky wands in Harry Potter instead of proper staves.
why did God choose the celts?
>>223940536I'm a sniper
I wouldn't mind learning how to ride a horse, seems like fun.
>>223940558african wizards have big ones
>>223940579basically does it all itself
Sir Jason Arday
>>223940036Germania is much bigger and includes Austria and more parts of Prussia
>>223940558staves are a bother to carry about
I'm a mall whore
puppiwi could never be satisfied by my 6.5 incher
>>223940592canonically african wizards don't use wands because they're a european inventionthey cast spells with hand gestures
>>223940619the lads on their way to kill elvarg
>>223940645not supposed to measure from your arsehole
>>223940637bladey
>>223940619POV: you just completed Dragon Slayer in 2005
>>223940654like gang signs?
Fat baby, fat baby, fat baby on telly
>>223940563to be genocided?
>>223940680yeah
>>223940675i'm measuring from the top of my willard from base to the tip
Sacked Tranny is the Moaning Myrtle of /brit/
finished watching Angel
racism is the new black
>>223940738What Mary said when Gabriel left.
>>223940738was it.. good?
>>223940733diego is snapemousey is voldemort
yesterday was a rather eventful day looking back on it
>>223940563with Celts you win
sucking a fanta
i feel very sorry for peter hitchens
aint nobody readin that shit bruh
>horses mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXQNtsBXYU&list=PLNPGM2D7aODemAbR6hXuVJbD-kct4rrqc
>>223940645>my 6.5 inchernigga wish he cud
Mental how you need to LARP as a working class dock worker hardman and act like a bully just to not be constantly belittled by other working class mongs at work
>>223940811found sacked tranny's reddit account
Emma Watson made a big stink about feminism with her activism. It was a real gas. Personally though, I think she’s just full of hot air.
>>223940828fuck wrong link it's over for me imchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5FrS5aQc50
rorke saying the n word in the work whatsapp group
diddy's daughters are quite fit
>>223940832wdym
>>223940836>*jesters*>*deano walks laughing "that's some good craic like*phew I've survived another day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEAIid1iVc
>>223940836posted it again award
horses mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXcj8dFOd1E
>>223940513That's pretty much how 007 was depicted in Casino Royale
>>223939638Everyone stopped caring when it turned out she was a girl(female)
Home alone. I've got no friends you see
>>223940904Damnn
>>223940793Celts haven't won a single thing ever, not even memeing
>>223940904reckon she's ever... you know...
>>223940890hell yeah dude
>>223940904
>>223940925hs?
>>223940927probably
>>223940904who the fucks that chinese looking nigga
Do you see those two weevils doctor?
>3-5-7-9 ANOTHER WHITE LINEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar_saHB60qU
>>223940960was just saying this on bbc sport hys
>>223940865stop cappin nigga, measuring dick length like your 5'10
Dead in here tonightEveryone must be out shagging
>>223940904You can see his bbc in his shorts
>>223940904GOLD SWEEP
>>223940986brother it is literally that length i have no reason to lie about itit's not even big at all
>>223940996corr amy's eating good tonight
I like to move it move it
>>223941002
>>223941020prove it prove it
I’d suck on her poo.
Assassins.Creed.Black.Flag.Resynced-voices38KALLOOO KALLAYYY OH FRABJOUS DAY
>>223940996scr
Legend of the Galactic HeroesAce CombatMetal Gear Solidthe holy trinity of schizokino
yorha unit 2B
>>223941038dont make me.. uurghyou might not *flexes muscles* like what you see!
>sfiltered>scfiltered>scrFILTERED
>>223941012you should be fine then, 6.5 is above average
>>223941032Prosit!
am a grower and me mates didn't believe me so we had to get a girl over and have her handjob me but then it would get hard coz of the crowd and her arm got tired from handjobbing me but she started to get mad she couldn't make me hard so she started really going at it and nearly ripped me cock off
Rorke's first day on the job when PIP is abolished
>>223941104fake tits bitch
why does this website talk about black penis so much
>>223941133nigga actin like he wouldn't
>reform have pledged to scrap PIP and universal credit for all working age adultsBut there literally isn’t enough jobs for all of those people so what happens then
>>223941123good thing youre not allowed to make mistakes ever on a job because you'll be caught on camera permanently good for me i have a 200mm long monster penis so it wont be a total embarrassment
>>223941173Terrible wig looks like me when I crossdress
>on a night out>get chatting with people>inevitably the fact i dont drink gets brought up>get hounded for at least the next 15 minutes by the lads telling me i'm good craic but i'd be even better craic if i was drinking too>the girls all just say they wish they'd never started drinking and how they'd love to have the money i save on drink and then never bring it up againevery single time. i dont know why lads are do desperate to have everyone around them doing the same drugs when birds are so chill about it.
>>223941177you either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
need to find a way to fill my room with ambient rainfall or babbling brook sound
thinking about deleting my 4chin brit folder since I've deleted all the porn
>>223941258perhaps a bluetooth speaker
>>223941258Tried drilling into a pipe?
>>223941258ill pee next to your ear
>>223941211she deffo chin mogs you blud
>>223940767yeah kino
>>223941282Idealist>>223941294Realist>>223941306Absurdist
>>223941273noo don't delete all the bradleys
went to a picnic and because they were going out afterwards I ended up taking home more stuff than I came with haha get in
>>223941104i saw her mouth stretching around a 9 inch girthy monster though
everyone doing that thing where they see it's nearly the bump limit so they're all holding their posts, thus slowing down the reaching of the bump limit, thus resulting in more people holding their posts
>>223941342why did they not invite you out
>>223941342what do you have
ate my supper (in bed) and now im going to watch some youtube videos (in bed) until i fall asleep
wuh>>223941322sickall i know about those buffyshows is from watching grimbeard videos mby i should watch em
>>223941229There are 600,000 jobs availableThere are 5.2m people on UC and not in workWhere are the other 4.6m going to work
>>223941377Buffy is a bit camp but still funAngel is kino
>>223941349camera angles and girth was all front loaded. 6.5 incher uniform is fine enough
rec me some porn
>>223941438gay or straight
galactic gay porn
Just found out that Steve Marsh' bird used to make dirty content. Phwoaar
Rape Rorke
>>223941388sweeping the street innit
>>223941478dont care GIVE ME HUMANS SHAGGING
>>223941512
there you can make the new now so we can all start posting again
>>223941424I will never be enough
>>223941500on god we are all raping rorke
>>223941177>But there literally isn’t enough jobs for all of those people>>223940325>there are barely enough jobs for the nondisabled what work do they intend the autistics tot ake up>>223941388>Where are the other 4.6m going to workAre all these people truly disabled and unable to do any work? Surely britain could create a lot of jobs, start repairing infrastructure, reconstructing railways, roads, and finally cleaning the shit and garbage from the streets that haven't been cleaned for the last 20 years. As far as I understand, the idea is not to pay people who aren't truly disabled, but to give them useful work. But perhaps this idea is just an idea, and everything will end as usual - in nothing.
NEW>>223941547>>223941547>>223941547
>>223941528don't be too hard on yourself bro x
