https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FPPoLqkCkbops-edition
should've used my fucking krinkov instead of a .177 pellet gun when i shot this giant rat jew of a feral but i wouldve blown a hole in the asphalt
>>223946378I tried getting into The Police so many times and they are good but I just prefer other acts from their era much more, like The Smiths or The Cars
>the smiths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRYHe's not dead, he's just driving somewhere else in the city at night sub edition
>>223946404tried to get into this 'nime but it couldnt keep my interest
>>223946394Pick the fucking cats up and drop them off 20 miles away, there is no reason to kill them or hurt them
If you were in the UFC what song would you walk out to? I would choose Cosmia by Joanna Newsom
>>223946422something all bubble gummy like taylor swift and then I'd whoop some ass
>>223946422Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito
>>223946421oh great idea. i already trapped it once and it's extremely smart so it won't fall for that again.i should just waste gas in the middle of the fucking iran war to avoid killing a legitimate PEST causing property damage instead of putting a fucking 60 cent bullet in it.totally fucking divorced from the natural order of things. i did every single non violent thing possible and now i'm just going to fucking explode it or poison it
>>223946378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q73LMKKxbc
>>223946378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKdg3wJkcBk
>>223946401I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING IN MINE
Need me a racist Lovecraftian girl. Where do I find one of these tentacle-loving whores?
I like funny videos featuring black people in America
Nobody cares about me IRL
>>223946401Women who like The Smiths are all posers, their lyrics are only relatable to incels and gay men
watching mr rogers
>>223946458I do
>>223946460He molested me.
nature used to surround civilization and now civilization surrounds nature
>>223946442
>>223946468No he didn't
>>223946466how did I know some faggot post like that was gonna come?
>>223946476I can see why people don't like you
Gonna smonk a doobie or two.
>>223946460he fought in the Korean war and probably killed people. He's not so wholesome.
>>223946442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A
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>>223946442some1 stop that THIEF
>>223946472>>223946473>>223946476>>223946484>>223946485>>223946486>>2239464957 leaf posts in a row
>>223946486
>>223946507People really do just be saying shit without even checking if it's true
Is Mr Rogers the one with the train?
>>223946523No that's Ringo Starr
business idea mma without wrestling
>>223946531I thought he had the submarine?
If I was a noble in 15th century Europe I would definitely force myself on the servant girls
>>223946538Ringo narrated Thomas the Tank Engine
>>223946516every male born in the 30's fought in some type of war. You had to be very lucky to avoid some type of combat.
>>223946542I would just hire prostitutes
I bet 19th century brothels were an absolute blast
why does texas get their own flag but we're all still under the US flag
>rainGayyyy
>>223946551they took that away from us...
>>223946554Because you don't mess with Texas
>>223946554Every state gets its own flag
>>223946547Why not both?
>>223946567Because I don't like rape
>>223946557>man I love whores>no I would never date an ex-prostitute
>>223946572yeah so
>>223946571Faggot
A E S T H E T I C
You know what we do to fakecels around here?
did you know bill clinton turned that guy in the pic into transgender porn "actress" natalie mars??
>>223946598he looks like a ftm ngl
>>223946598please tell me more secrets about the world
>>223946606he does indeed look low Test
My girl Inde deserved more than a capeslop remake
>>223946614She wants money
>>223946614what is this, a DEI "fashion" show? they all look awful
New York is the crown jewel of America
>>223946619I feel bad because she's not a nepobaby and needs that check>>223946625Your new X-Men. The black one is obviously Storm
>>223946614Let her get her money, they she can choose any niche indie movie she wants without worrying about the salary
>>223946611your mother?? total whore
>>223946614This meeting of the itty bitty titty committee (and allies) brooklyn chapter is now in session
>>223946627lol no
I have the smallest micro penis in the world. It's literally the size of a raisin. Is there any hope?
>>223946625You think Samara Weaving looks awful?Are you asexual?
>>223946646hope of?
>>223946647idk why guy that is but perhaps try to not be gay
>>223946614you can tell shes gonna bog
>>223946646You can move to nyc and achieve fame and glory by entering and winninh the smallest penis in brooklyn pageant
>>223946646unlucky but i'm an incel so i'm more unlucky
hello creampies
so zendaya looks like ass right? it's not just me?
I made a thread and am getting a lot of negative replies with people calling me stupid
>>223946675I would. I don't care
I finally saw The Odyssey and it exploded my fuckin dick to the moon. I just thought I would let you guys know my honest opinion.
>>223946675She's a 5/10
The smoke is like frickin fog here!
>>223946676It's okay bro they're just bitter nerds
>>223946683I think she's hot. Its not the prettiest face I've ever seen but she looks good.
>>223946684Finking about seeing it tomorrow but I don't know how I'm going to sit still for 3 hours
>>223946686Generous 4 I think only zoomies would give her higher
Inde Navarrette will do a few capeshit movies then immediately win an Oscar for some crazy emotional drama or psychological thriller
>>223946686ok kid. She's not super hot but calling her a 5 is just retarded
>>223946702she should start streaming again
>>223946702I hope so. If E*ma St*ne can win two oscars so can she
>>223946702Who? Mid as the yungins say
>>223946705It's not retarded, what? Her facial structure is unappealing to me, and she has no ass or tits to make up for it.
>>223946692it makes me question my own intelligence
>>223946717They are the stupid ones
>>223946696Yeah it's definitely a long one. The longest movie I saw in a theater though was Killers of the Flower Moon at 3.5 hours.
>>223946688deserved
whom /wizard/?
>>223946724Lilly Gladstone was robbed of an Oscar for that one
>>223946688Where is that? We had the smoke in southern Alberta but it's gone now.
youre laughingHawaii is being hit by a C1 hurricane and youre laughing
>>223946736
>>223946655If being attracted to this makes me gay, you can call me Gay Boy Jim
>>223946717maybe ur really dumb though
>>223946745how's it hanging big guy?
Just woke up from a weird dream about racing my mom across a jungle gym suspended 100s of feet in the sky
>>223946737I haven't seen Poor Things. Flower Moon was great though. Scorsese is one of the goats.
>>223946756low
>>223946767Kek I love these wizard memes
>>223946759What do you mean by jungle gym? Like slides, tunnels, ramps and bridges?
>people glorifying long term unemployment
Might have a touch of the old cancey wanceyNot going to turn down health insurance this new job heh heh
>>223946762Poor Things is doo doo. It's basically a baby brained prostitute. No wonder why that industry liked it
>>223946773Sky fortress is tight>>223946780Sky fortress is tight
>>223946702Fuck, she should win an Oscar NOWWho else can compete with her this year?
>>223946794Meant for >>223946712
>>223946794Renate Reinsve finna win for Fjord also lmao that hollywood sucks so much now they have to let foreigners win
my asshole is sore from pooing too much
>>223946773
emplyed niggas WISH they had the strength of character to be unemployed
It's great that Robert Pattinson went from Twilight to being one of the best actors around. Watch Good Time if you haven't seen it. He's good in everything. I love movies.
>>223946820I hate movieswhich Robert pattinson movie might be right for me?
>>223946826Twilight Saga breaking dawn part 1. he's hot. would
>>223946820Hey KStew was good in that princess diana movie
>>223946816Saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Kz6aXsBSs
>>223946837She was supposed to be in a movie based on foot fetishism but unfortunately I didn't think it ever got made/finishedCalled something gay like the big soleToo bad
>>223946843That movie is such pseud bullshitSean Penn's character literally has ZERO lines and all of his scenes are just him standing around doing nothing
>>223946808>Fjord>After the deaths of Mihai's parents, Mihai and Lisbeth Gheorghiu leave everything behind in Romania and move with their children to a remote village in Norway, hoping to rebuild their lives near Lisbeth's family. There, they grow close to their neighbors, the Halbergs, whose warmth offers the promise of a fresh start. But the fragile peace begins to unravel when the Gheorghius' young daughter, Elia, arrives at school covered in bruises.Well /cum/, kino or slop?
>>223946863Based Malick. You should watch Thin Red Line
>>223946872I miss Dr. Mihai
if you think about it, Harvey Weinstein went to prison not because he was actually guilty but because the public (gynocentric society) demanded it
its coming closer every day can you feel it?
>>223946890He was guilty tho
>>223946890Nod really but I doubt 90% of Hollywood is any better
>>223946736there are at least 2 resident wizards including me
>>223946893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6UI8TTIhwEcant waitbest holiday, best season
brian is the head of the council of /cum/ wizards
>>223946893Yes
>>223946646you can star in jav
>>223946893I can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGg
>>223946930He's a warlock not a wizard
>>223946916>>223946948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f51YNwL4zaY
>>223946930brian wishes he was a wizardinstead he's a gross homo
>>223946960I wonder what blessing this rune stone grants you
>>223946965hes a poo wizard
Authoritarian left corner of the political compass: It wasn't real communism!Libertarian left: It wasn't real anarchism!Libertarian right: It wasn't real capitalism!Authoritarian right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpjH9M2SYsk
>>223946961Comfy days ahead
>>223946975Why did you copy this from /brit?Are you posting the same thing twice in both generals?
you may call me "the raped"
wizzrobe
>>223946978That's freaking weird. Parallel thinking I guess
>>223946979hey that's my nickname!
>>223946876Malick is great. My favourite is Days of Heaven. That movie is like a dream. Stunning cinematography.
listening to bjork
jorobe did nothing wrong
https://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpMhttps://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpMhttps://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpM
>>223947004except touching dem kids
Imagine venus was called penus LOL
>>223947004Joe Rogan?
>>223947014You can call it thatNo one is forcing you to call it Venus
Going to attempt to sleep
>>223947004Sucked Bulma's toes (it should have been me)
My cunningly pingus
>>223946984AFWM twink god
grr
They should remake Red Dawn except it's the Chinese invading and the IDF ends up saving us
Rawr XD
Just saw Your Name in theaters, I wish romance was real bros
>>223947133I refuse to watch romance movies until I have a girlfriend to watch them with
>hurr durr she was a little 17 year old toddler you pedo groomer freak!
I believe I will go to Hades when I die. Maybe I'm there.
my soccer team won tonight :)
Anyone you graduated with die yet? Just one for me, overdosed. But two guys in the grade above me, one got stabbed to death, and the other in a motorcycle accident
>>223947149you're in a game max
>>223947152I haven't spoken to anyone in my grade in 10 years now, so no clue
>>223947152OverdoseMurdered during drug deal gone wrongOne who I don't know how he died
>>223947152I survived two school shootings
>>223947151How's life in Sacramento
>>223947164wouldnt know, I dont live in sacramento
>>223947007what a strange video
a dude i went to hs with (don't know what or where he studied after hs).drunkenly flung his shitbox into a ravine on a remote part of an interstate and bled to death because nobody noticed the crash until the next day
>>223947152not that I'm aware of, but I/we havent even graduated college and someone I was slightly acquainted with an hero'd
how can you be a self respecting grown man putting this fruity shit in your mouth and sucking on it
JAMIE HAD A CHANCE, WELL SHE REALLY DID (WOAH-OH)INSTEAD SHE DROPPED OUT HAD A COUPLE OF KIDS (WOAH-OH)MARK STILL LIVES AT HOME 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NO JOB (WOAH-OH)JUST PLAYS GUITAR SMOKES A LOT OF POT JAY COMMITTED SUICIDE (WOAH-OH)BRANDON OD'D AND DIED (WOAH-OH)WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?CRUELEST DREAM, REALITYCHANCES BLOOOOOOOOOWNNOTHINGS FREEEEEEEEELONING FOOOoooorrrrUSED TO BEEEEEESTILL ITS HAAAAAAAAAAARDHARD TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEFRAGILE LIIIiiiiiivesSHATTERED DREEEEEEEEAMS
>>223947157Whoa cool what is that?
>>223947202the idea that someone would NEET and play guitar all day is funny to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUOrdzfzpKw
>>223947200flavored vapes are illegal in the land of the free
>>223947215wutthat's classic neet behavior
>>223947086/thread
>>223947225incorrect
so bored with the games i have
>>223947225No only juuls
>>223947232no because it's actually productive since you can get good enough to play in a band. Classic NEETing would be playing vidya and watching porn all day.
>>223947246soooooo....get better games?
>>223947251why would only one manufacturer be banned?
back to exploring canada in google maps
>>223947271Idk ask our government
>>223947258You can get good enough and video games and porn knowledge to be a streamer
>>223947258wait, thats me on my days off tho
>>223947258or you can get really good at video games and play competitively
>>223947277that never happens though
>>223947296Yes it does because there are streamers. There are no modern guitarists of note
Ringo Starr here. Peace & love everybody!
>>223947301most streamers had jobs while they streamed or had some other form of income.
dick remains unsucked to date
>>223947317i don't even think he's the best drummer in the beatles.
what's the most fun two bros can have together without doing hardcore gay anal sex
>>223947317Haha, we love you Ringo!
>>223947332Ive had 4 blowjobs to date. All ranged from bad to ok.
>>223947338funposting with the schizos
somebody remove this canadian from the court, he appears to be lost from his way to jester school
Blow up the center of the Earth
>>223947348The best blowjob I had was from an obese girl
>>223947352are you talking about me?
Ringo will be the last Beatle standing
>>223947356gross
>>223947368She was really good at it
>>223947356your mother?
get his ass
>>223947373there's no such thing as "being good at sucking dick". It's not surgery. You can either do it or not.
>>223947384Completely false, a bad blowjob can be straight up painful while a good one is heavenly
>>223946736yeh
listening to femdom asmr
>>223947414
i have a large penis but still enjoy small penis humiliation
should i goon?
>>223947272See anything interesting?
i rate this 6/10
didnt ask
>>223947458not yet your small towns just look american maybe i should explore the cities
I hate sundays
>>223947399Kids are so cute I wish I had a kid Imagine a cute kid that also resembles you and the woman you love looking back at you I wish I had a woman Kinda fucked up how worthless my life is without intimacy
>>223947497yeh that's never going to happen for me it's fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-fmfsIrHYk
We love our Umaru don't we folks
gn
>>223947491I love thenhttps://youtu.be/FHsip5xOenQ
there's no good threads ANYWHERE on this site. Even the porn boards are shit right now
Computer God Frankenstein controls.
>>223947510i like you and peanut poster
Coomin
Fixed the rusted pivot rod in the sink Earnin' my keep as a NEET I tell ya...it's tough work, but it's honest Might even hafta get the dishes goin 'fore the workday ends on me
>>223947510
chugged a glass and a half of the good stuff and chased it with a chips ahoy cookie
>>223947133romance is anime only bud, doesn`t exist irl
>>223947544nothing wrong with that recipe other than using way too much italian dressing and a block of fucking cheese
What will happen to the multiverse if the chud and tranny combined into one
>>223947544https://www.youtube.com/@SmallTownSouthernWife/featured
Hangman Rope Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet Scum-on-top
Have you deflocked the flock yet bros?
>>223947461what was good and bad about it?
>>223947562They are already two sides of the same coinOne just performatively acquiesces to self-humiliation for the purchase it has on society (we live in one) around him, and the other performatively resists this culture out of self-righteousness
>>223947582I defrocked my schlock
jason is a tranny but he's a racist
>>223947588dialogue, directorial and editorial choices were abysmal. cgi was decent. bill nighy was god awful
>>223947538Violence is wrong
Noided
>>223947620*dialogue felt incomplete.
The trans motifs of Your Name hit a lot harder after I came out of my egg lol
How do you cope with having no hype or aura
>>223947475The cities are mostly pretty decent, not always the most exciting
Haven't been to the doctor is probably 13 years
>>223947670bitch I got aura out the wazooI got that DAWG in me
>>223947670i dont leave the house
Man can will nothing unless he has first understood that he must count on no one but himself; that he is alone, abandoned on earth in the midst of his infinite responsibilities, without help, with no other aim than the one he sets himself, with no other destiny than the one he forges for himself on this earth
momberg is making fried chicken tomorrow very excited
>>223947670Start studying KidÅ spells and Taijutsu
dumb peanutposter
being shy is life ender right from the get go, there is LITERALLY nothing worse
>>223947684Grown man btw
>>223947684Nice I just had the 8 piece bucket with 4 sides and 4 biscuits today at kfc. Shit was cash.
>>223947689Honestly true. If you're shy your best bet is having friends that aren't that help you
hitting the penjamin and listening to rasta music
DUDE
>>223947670I'm trying to obtain aura but I am an oafish fool, so I don't know.
>>223947714BOMBACLAT
>>223947691a grown man cant enjoy home cooking? fuck off bitch
You weed junkies make me sick. Stick to the booze.
>hitting the penjamin
>>223947729I binged on my brandy last night and woke up with a wicked hangover and tummyacheI fucking hate drinking
Do straight edge people still beat up junkies?
>>223947684shortberg!
life = over
>>223947755mine was over the moment i was conceived
Just finished my soylent
theres a kfc in my municipality but i never go there
>>223947735sent that druggie freak flying
>>223947743
>>223947755t. 21-year old
>>223947775I love getting a bucket of KFC dark meat every now and again. People who like white meat bird are either lying or retarded
recycle>>223946381>>223946381>>223946381>>223946381
Col Sanders was connected to Epstein. He is a satanic pedophile
>>223947822i dont care if they are satanic pedophiles, i care about the price of food
