I saw the prophet eating chicken
>>223971296Context?
hey niggas
>>223971296
>>223971303sup
>>223971303Hewwo! I like chocolate milk!!
Dubs and I go on an incel drive.
>>223971299cyclists are fags
>report my flowers stolen to the police>cop calls and asks if he can come bynigga why do you gotta come to my house. I am not asking for money just put that shit in the crime stats. There a'int no flower-hunting CSIS department.
I read my city's subreddit every day. To stay informed.
Damn she btfod ushttps://youtube.com/shorts/v7Tlw63PJvs
The last thing an 8 year old sees before waking up with a bruised cervix
good night
>>223971341You're probably not the first person to lose flowers. They oughta stroll by and investigate cause half their public support comes from scared old ladies that dream of a surveillance state
>>223971341he wants to see the fruity ass nigga who reports stolen flowers, probably a buck lookin to bust up your bussy.
>>223971375is that a copy of the talmud in his hand
>>223971305garry's mod
>>223971380My neighbor had their flowers stolen too actuallyDidn't think of that>>223971389last year they stole my strawberries too. Mother fucking degenerates.
Who else can keep stroking after cumming
>>223971305this has the makings of a high school physics AP problem
few things are more demoralizing than having two enormous cockroaches invade your houseand yes, it's clean, it's a city-wide problem
If you truly want to know just how bad the situation is, go to any online forum about teaching, and read the plethora of daily posts about how kids are completely unable to read.
Like sweet-and-sour raspberries,Like bittersweet chocolate,Living in the world of mangaNothing’s ever hard, is it?In my days where demons lurk,You peeked right in.I laughed with a heart on the edge,Showed a smile hanging by a thread.We were fooling around, unaware of anything.You and I, as we drift apartBehind my eyelids, under the sun,I want you to keep smiling, just as you are.
>>223971431how about a bed bug infestation you stupid fuckfuck you. get out of my thread
>>223971290eating chicken is sunnah
Told you guys that epstein shit was a nothing burger
>>223971438I feel like they've been saying this for like 20 years
Big fan of this image
>>223971438I don't know of any online teaching forums
>>223971449It doesn't matter if millionaires rape one or two children, as long as the liberals are upset, everything's fine.
>>223971460Yes because the issue has been getting worse for 20 years. This is not the gotcha that you think it is.
>>223971438I heard first graders aren't toilet trained
>>223971481My mom wiped my ass until I was 12
If I was interrogator I would have a naked black man with a cowboy hat come in to rough up the suspect. It would sound too ridiculous to be believable in court
>>223971509mutt's law
When I was in elementary school, they made us read stories and write them down several times, and there was also one about how you have to wash your vegetables or you'll get diarrhea.
>>223971509literal cuck shit
>>223971509Why not spike his drink with 10 migs of pure LSD and throw him in a dolphin tank?America used to be a proper country
>>223971530wanna do LSD together?
most people who say they don't want children are just brainwashedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/x5079d.mp4
For me, it was Aesop
>>223971523>>223971528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlgvJZAf650retards
>Hell yeah I'm from California >Me: brother I didn't ask if you were trans
>>223971544I want children I just know they will be as neurotic and retarded as me, so it's best to just spare them that kind of suffering.
>>223971542I would probably find it difficult. I hope you find someone you can trip with. My friends usually end up looking at their phones, it's quite annoying.
>>223971438If I have kids I’m only letting them use a linux terminal on pic rel and games on physical disks/cartridges
>>223971565some people get super butthurt when their kids do better than they did lel
>>223971579>letting kids play video game.First mistake
My shoulder hurts
>>223971566don't.it will be good.>My friends usually end up looking at their phonebummer
>>223971614>t. every guy who lifts in a gym
I think I'm gonna let my kid use their phone at the dinner table
>>223971588Really? My dad was so happy when my sister and I started college because we were the first in the family to go.
I need to suck dick badly
I wish I knew how to get LSD
Fighters shitting themselves in the UFC is surprisingly common
I felt really weird and sick or something and I didn't know what to do. I thought maybe taking a shower would help so I took a shower again even though I took one already. I do feel better now.
caffeine after 6pm fuck it
Will you be playing? You get to rape and kill Stacy's and Chads
>>223971621I wasn't lifting
if i have a son i am going to feed him lots of meat and raw milk so he can be chad
kekso im not alone
>>223971644psychedelia.io
he will turn gay with all the hormones meat has, unless you grow your own animals
>>223971708I will induce male lactation in myself to breast feed him until 6 so we form a close bond
Just read an atrocious post
>>223971696I never played friday the 13th is it like that game
>>223971732Reading is for faggots I have my chatgpp read them for me and speech to text for me
My penis hard
>good goy just give some useless woman the ability to seize half your property on a whim>nooo youre a brainwashed misogynist
>When the teacher has a mental breakdown
I don't like rap except for this song. It's pretty good.https://youtu.be/F_2tpeIm02E?
this post was brought to you by /cum/nutsyummy /cum/nuts eat /cum/nuts
catberg is so retarded, she doesn't even understand the concept of "fuck off, i don't want to pet you right now".
>>223971738Yeah it's pretty similar. You can team kill which is fun.
>>223971755I had a teacher get busted for taking pics of girls in spaghetti strap tops licking lollipops and then printing that photo onto a mug and then gifting that mug to the girl that he took a photo of
>>223971717I am not canuckian
If being "healthy" means prostate exams, rectal cancer screenings, and colonoscopies, I think I'd rather be unhealthy.
all these try hards on tf2 make me have to pull out my sniper and school these kids but it aint fun
>>223971442that's nasty too
>>223971772>>223971775ManI'll be SamSam I amAnd I don't eat green eggs and hamhttps://youtu.be/F_2tpeIm02E
>>223971431isnt it sao paulo that has the cockroaches
The boys at the simon fraser university piping club won the bagpipe world cup3 cheers for Canada
gay sex with ftm trannies who have made zero effort in transitioning
>>223971784they gave me anaesthesia for my colonoscopy and edg.
>>223971775What an odd thing to do. I remember my brother telling my how his weightlifting teacher was having an obvious affair with another student. My brother once went into the weight room early and saw the student dropping off groceries to the teacher, who then got pissed and told him not to come that early ever again or he'll be kicked out.
I had a bad dream but I don't remember what it was I just know it was bad
>>223971797sure they do, but I'm in floripa
>>223971800who?gupta rohan and krishna
any nyc anons? anyone want to hit up the strip club?
>>223971805ftm isn't gay
>>223971800I got some pipe you can bag if you know what I mean
>>223971820>>223971824Comin' like rah ooh ah achie kahTell me how ya like it so far baby pawThe poetry's in motion coast to coast andRub it on your skin like lotionhttps://youtu.be/F_2tpeIm02E
why are latinx-americans so retarded
>>223971845for me, it's protect ya neck
>>223971839I shit on NYC all the time but I want to visit just to see how bad it is.
>>223971849>>223971851What's the commotion, oh my lordAnother corn chopped by the Wu-Tang swordHey hey hey like Fat AlbertIt's the Method Man ain't no if ands about it
The red man will rise again
>>223971849They're loca for white boys
>>223971839I live in Long island
>>223971849"You can't be all Mexican. It's like being all mongrel." - Toadvine in Blood Meridian
>>223971849>pure
just had hardcore straight vaginal sex with buck angelgod i love being straight
>>223971886ay yo dis nigga reads books
>>223971849>I'm going to end my pure Mexican bloodlineDefinitely a no sabo kid if she doesn't know how much Mexicans love "mejorar la raza". Mexican families love marrying off their daughters to white men.
just had hardcore straight vaginal sex with your momgod i love being straight
Call me Buck Naked
>>223971971i have two dads
My name Buck Lao
This cityshe's been herefor years now
My mother has never had sex and I will not acccept such slander suggesting otherwise. She is too nice and pure for such things.
Hello how are you
>>223971994do youno sahmboody la
>>223972029what tacky plates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
How do you get an Asian gf in the US as a Latino?
>>223972029I aint gonna hate, thats struggle food and its got some protein at least
>>223972043use your american passport to go to china
>>223972043speak mexicanfind one that had a dad who worked at hyundaiworks for every korean dude I know with a latina gf
>>223972043Southern California
I saw a femoid who was half latino and half asian. She was really ugly and weird looking. Also fat. That mixture did not work well.
>>223972029best chef in /cum/ no cap
>>223972029This is Mexican cuisine
Jet Neptune is half mexican half korean
It kind of irritates me that libruls are starting to wear western/country styled clothes but at least it looks cool and isn't blue hair nosering slop
>>223972063zogmutt phenotype
https://xcancel.com/WhiteGirl_FL/status/2089008818936021305#m
How do I become a better racist? My brother is dating a black woman and I tried to do the right thing and dislike her for diluting our bloodline, but I ended up really liking and getting along with her. I feel my racism is slipping. Any advice?
>>223972072He also rapes women into suicide
>>223972063Plus she was some woke SJW bitch.
Blasting some hard ass punk songs at the No Kings rallyFuck yeah
If a fentanyl addict started doing heroin I would probably tell them it is a step in the right direction
>>223972095you could date one of her migger friends and hate fuck her
I'm one stinky nigga or so they claim
Are you like, legit sad?
>>223972115>Blasting some hard ass punk songs at the No Kings rally>Fuck yeah
Nicki kinda ate when she said im Angelina you Jennifer come on bitch you see where Brad at
>>223972128It's kind of funny that pretend punks are suddenly pro-government now like it's the literal antithesis of punk
>>223971849Unless she's from some tribe in the jungle, there's nothing like a pure Mexican.
>Fuck you! I'll do what the Democrat leadership tells me!
a pure mexican is 50% europoid and 50% feather indian
Do you guys really think that political parties are more than just a controlled opposition?
>>223972142Whoever made this comic should be shot.
Have you tried the nigga jar challenge yet?
>>223972162Wasn't your country literally ruled by the same political party for like 90 years?
just took a life-changing shit that's got me feeling cored out
I believe in mind control and hypnosis
>he doesnt know ronnie
>>223972177Yeah, and that just proves my point.
>>223972162It's never been more apparent to me how meaningless political parties are. But even if we didn't have a two party system, people would still have their own cliques or whatever, so making them choose between two is kind of like a compromise. Or it could be a shitfest like how european parties are and they have 10 parties in their parliament or someshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
mexis killed hundreds of thousands of themselves just to install the pristupidest revolution in history
I'm a sssssslithery sssssssnake!
>>223972202You could also be like us and have multiple parties but still have a de facto 2 party system (really more of a 1.5 party system)
I need me some meaty pussy that looks like the face of someone who comitted suicide with a shotgun
vax status?
my internet friend is becoming increasingly paranoid, he constantly tells me now how someone is hacking his accounts and locking him out of them. and every single time it has been an absolute nothingburger>one of my accounts logged out... RANDOMLY>time to log out of everything>i can't get back into my accounts>my passwords must have changed>2fa is broken now because my old phone had them>resetting the 2fa didn't work>i've been hacked>my account has been deleted by someone>support says i never had an account>basically they told me to go fuck myself>i think i sent support the wrong accountindustrial grade energy vampire but at least before he wasn't schizoing out.
>>223972210https://youtu.be/XDeYJLtYjkY
kind of crazy how you can set up an appointment with someone at a bank and no money is transferred or anything productive actually done. I'm literally just gonna ask stupid questions and then go home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G8x2d2Z9Lc&
>>223972235no such thing as a stupid question, Anon :)
this fucking thread is insane cant we make some sort of spin off thread this shit is dumb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXWdEpRpBR4
spend DAT shi
https://youtu.be/xdEA6j-PwXE
>>223972228She trusted the science?
My favorite thing about Ronnie is that he's a giant and he's not ugly, but his depression makes him draw himself as an obese goblin.
>>223972253I'm literally doing nothing of value while someone gets to pretend to contribute to the economy
>>223972228>comes out as gay>dies immediatelyLesson to be learned here
>>223972264Thank you, I really needed thisYou are my impromptu financial advisor and I trust you implicitly
aint seen a buick skylark in a coons age
>>223972274His character design reminds me of the fat characters from Code Name Kids Next Door
>>223972235To be fair to the banks, loads of old people go in there for hours just to deposit a 30 dollar cheque and ask for a transfer from their chequing to savings account (they could do both at home or the ATM in a minute or less)
>>223972228idk but she was already quite washed up anyways, one of those hot girls that peaked on TV when she was 18 and then quickly dropped off.she came out as bisexual in 2026 so maybe God is punishing her?
>>223972293kekmaybe i'll loiter at a phone store too
>>223972289Strangely accurate
>apply to a job>moving forward with job>heaven knows how miserable I'll belowkey I was hoping my schedule wouldn't be a match ngl frfr
So there's a big thunderstorm right now and well basically I'm scared.
I think the only celebrity death that would make me feel bad is Britney Spears
Kendrick Lamar is really cringe as a person but his music is overall pretty good
>>223972228RIP the world I guess
>>223972295>hotShe was textbook definition of mid, at best
>>223972293>(they could do both at home or the ATM in a minute or less)They can't though that's the thing. They aren't smart enough to use a computer, even something as basic as an ATM. Wild to see boomers struggle with simple stuff like smartphones too. It's not like they had them when I was a kid or anything either, we all got smartphones at the same time and boomers still can't use them properly. Same with desktops and they've had those since the 1990s.
>>223972321Would two of my fingers in your butt make you less ascared?
>>223972332That's gay, anon
>>223972332Yes
>>223972330A lot of geezers just want to talk to someone to be desu with you, RIP to any customer facing employees when a lonely old person comes in
>>223972345For him>>223972348Brt baby cakez
>>223972352Oh I know it's brutal. I have to meet with clients sometimes and the old ones never stop. It's pitiable in a way.
women don't peak at 18 lolthats something men say because its socially acceptable enough to say
>>223972361Don't pity them, pay it forward since it will be you one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk
Red pandas are cute!
Red pandas are funny!
Browsing FB Dating and this girl's bio made me lol.
>>223972367That's what pity is anon, treating someone nice because you feel bad for them
Is Zeus or Poseidon or Hades the coolest greek god?
>>223972365Nigga stop being soft and just say what you wanna say. Hate all these nu-4chan pedo anons, back in my day you pedos posted what you MEANT.
>>223972330boomers also invented the PC and had access to libraries which had computers. There was probably two people in charge of the entire boomer generation that convinced most of them to just consoom as much slop as possible.
>>223972365Everyone has their own peak age, we're all on our own journey. That is just something bitter people say to vent, which is understandable and human to do
Red pandas are charming.
>>223972393For me it's Prometheus.
>>223972389She's a quirk chungus qt
>>223972378Just in case anyone wondered why he's called goshpedo
>>223972389>virgielmao
Drinking protein chocolate soy milk. Thoughts?
>>223972407You're right. They are very charming.
>>223972412Oh God lol. My attempt at hiding her name was unsuccessful.
jannies deleted every post in the hayden panettiere thread containing the word "vax"
>>223972398yeah thank god us millenials don't have that problem
>>223972372>>223972387This is code for "I want to fuck the main character of Pixar's Turning Red"
Let's all grow our muscles so biiig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnRNAIQAc50
Red pandas are stealing the hearts of everyone on the Internet with their cute appearance and adorable antics!
11 leafs in a row, what's that called?
>>223972408He's a Titan, not the same category o κάτι
Drank a monster which along with my cups of coffee pushed my caffeine intake for the day over the edge
>>223972435too many men on the ice
>>223972419just accessed the facebook mainframe and stole your info. sayonara sucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNmEEfCcUM
This thread is a barren wasteland with Zoom Zoom. He really showed us how good this thread can be.
>>223972435All me
>>223972443nigga it is 8:30
>>223972389>spokaneA shame about the meth, though
>>223972433Fact check: TRUE
what a life
What if we rubbed our butts together
Watch out! Cuteness overload!
What if we pooped into each other's butts
>>223972454WRONG!>>223972466>2020>If you don't stop drinking you will be dead in five yearsDoc was close
What's with the unc ass reddit posting?
Love a bitch with pretty hands
Anne Hathaway is beautiful I always liked her
What if we made good posts?
>>223972424>us millenialsermmm what the sigmaIn general I'd reckon younger gens are at least 10% less retarded than boomers though
>>223972367I plan to die in the coming civil war by 2050. Failing that, our economy will collapse and banks will cease to be a thing here. When I get too old and feeble to function I"m just going into the woods to a remote lake and throwing myself in.
>>223972484She posed with one of those fake beyonce pregnancy bellies recently
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786938112809907.mp4
>>223972486Impossible task
Is alcohol dirt cheap in America?
>>223972496Thank you Ruiz, excellent example of a thirdie sigma meme
>>223972489Definitely not zoomers
>>223972496Kind of funny
>>223972505It's free, it comes right out of the tap
Oh God now she's even hotter.
>>223972515post ass
Would you pet a red panda?
Take the black pill and realize how rigged society is against us
Boomers don't know how to use computers because they're lazy. They have always been a lazy generation. They inherited a golden world from their parents who were hard workers, all boomers had to do was basically "show up" and put in minimal effort. They eventually assumed managerial positions and Gen Xers showed up to do the actual work. Gen X invented computers and pushed them to the useful tools they are today, boomers were naysayers who doubted them constantly and refused to get on board. Millennials turned computers from officeware into lifestyle devices and the internet transformed them into a social and commercial platform. Zoomers have gone even further by creating the ultimate digital mind prison and propaganda apparatus.In all that time, boomers have done nothing but bitch, moan, and demand that everyone else cater to them or "do the computer thingy" for them. They are lazy sods, good for nothing layabouts.The perfidious boomer cannot go soon enough.
>>223972515Do you post these pics of yourself as an attempt to arouse us?
>>223972519
What if I smoked weed.......into my ass?
>>223972515Ulysses from FO:NV lookin' ahh
>>223972528I wouldn't touch an animal that doesn't belong to me
>>223972536They call that boofing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HJry8wH5T0
>>223972525Why would I do that?>>223972533Why would you think that?
>>223972545Cuck
>>223972551Cool wheels fren
>>223972532Lot's of words just to say I hate my parents
>>223972569Not him but boomers are mostly people's grandparents nowadays unless he's an unc anon like me
>>223972569I love my parents thobeit.Boomers are a product of their environment. People like the filthy scheming rat in your pic are the reason their minds were so warped and they never learned the value of hard work.
>>223972555>Why would I do that?to get me hard, sweet chocolate man
>>223972569Freud was an evil wretched man. And Jung was, at best, only slightly less evil than Freud.
>>223972515Why is his skin the wrong color? GrossLooka likea poopy
The subway and buses no longer accept coins, so older people were forced to learn how to use their phones.
>>223972585>And Jung was, at best, only slightly less evil than Freud.They were polar opposites by the time Freud died albeit, Jung was even working directly for the Nazis while Freud was kvetching in London
Hayden Panettiere has died
>NOOOOOOOOOM YOU CANT JUST STUDY THE HUMAN PSYCHE, YOU'RE THE HECKING DEVIL!!
i sleep too much
You're pointing fingers at boomers when you should be pointing fingers at (((christcucks)))
My mom is 70 and neither I nor my sister have given her grandkids yet :/
>>223972600Internet Explorer type nigga
>don't badmouth my heckin based pseudoscientific jewish pervert "intellectuals"!!!
When I lose my virginity you guys will be the first ones to know about it
>>223972609give me your sisters address and phone number and I'll give you nephews and nieces in no time
>>223972581>>223972590Why is it always poop or chocolate? There are many other brown things.
>>223972576You sound like a boomer stereotype>>223972585Never read Freud or Jung
>>223972617Am I Slowpoke on this one?
>>223972599>Jung was even working directly for the NazisLol no he wasn'tA lot of normies think that but the truth is the opposite. He was spying on Germany for the British government. His code name was agent 488.
Jung wasn't Jewish so that automatically makes him less evil than Freud or Adler.>But- No, it just works like that.
>>223972609You and your sister should work together to change that
>>223972623what about the guy you're giving it to?
>>223972600The vax got another one.
>>223972630Caramel is okay, right?
Ayo what up party people, let's get this posivibes thread going!!
>>223972635See >>223972420 >>223972228
i actually like waking up early in the morningit feels good
>>223972646*BELCH*
Psychology and psychiatry are literal pseudoscience faggotbabble garbage. They're like astrology, only retards take any of it seriously. >their """science""" is simply re-written and definitions changed or removed to fit current socio-political trendsI think when they caved to the tranny lobby they tipped their hand once and for all, everyone knows it's all bullshit now. Not a serious field of study at all.
>>223972658Better out than in I always say
>>223972646Hey everybody, ready to party!?
>>223972666What the dog doin?
Don't like that thumbnail
You really think Juden Peterson would suck Carl Jung's balls so much if Jung was a Nazi?He wasn't a nazi. He made one comment in a book that could be seen as mildly anti-jewish. That's it.
>>223972675Peterson is a pseud who doesn't know anything about pretty much any topic he talks about
Wild how this guy rose to prominence by refusing to play mindgames with troons and yet his entire field of study is defined by troons and pseudo intellectual bullshit.
it's over
>>223972682I liked Peterson when he just did psychology (smth he really was good at) and before he got it in his head that he had the correct opinion on everything under the Sun. That was when he jumped the shark. He had some really great insight when he was still a professor.
I hear you buckos are talking bad about JEWS??? find another website to sully, you evil cowards!
>>223972694This cat video is freaking me out!
>>223972690He rose to prominence solely because 99% of modern public figures roll over on the tranny woke gibberish immediately and he didn't one time, that's literally it. That's all it takes to make people become famous and inspire legions of redditors to seethe at you, yet very few celebs do it.
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
new >>223972709
>>223972712And now he works for Israel kek.
