DESU edition prev ---> >>223971272
Incels outNormalfriends in
>>223972709it's NEVER desu to be desu with you
>>223972579A /cum/ anon has breached containment
I got turned into a chinese person by the government
guys stop being antisemitic this jewish girl has big tits
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
Anyone who disagrees with me is a stupid doo doo head
>>223972727Did they start with the eyelids or shrinking your dingdong?
> call a drink a cocktail> no cocks> no tailswhat the sigma?!
I love having a big ol' swangin' peepee :D
>>223972737Asians will really eat a plain boiled sweet potato like that then talk shit about wypipo food.
>>223972734>5I believe you have more pictures in your collection. I wish to see more.
gock.
Does watching porn make you a cuck?
90% of Japanese food is just noodle soup or something deep fried in panko bread crumbs and placed on top of ricethe other 10% is raw fish or horrid sea creatures that should never be eaten
Canadians will put ketchup on mac n cheese and tell you theyre artisan cooks
>>223972773Unironically yes and the longer you watch the more it warps your brain
It's kraft dinner you fatfuck dummy
imagine having a big ol' swangin' gock but as a dude
>>223972752I'll need you to enlist in the IDF soon or at least donate money to Israel
>>223972727Were you formerly an Indian and got transitioned into a Chinese in a basement?
>>223972775Orientals do be eatin' crazy shit
>>223972775every old world country has some unspeakable evil that someone threw onto a plate 500 years ago because they were poor and had no other option but now is considered a delicacy.
>>223972775describes all asian food too
>>223972751Boiled is fucked but I'll totally have a roasted swpot or especially cut into quarter circles and roasted with thyme or summat
>Joanna Newsom hasn’t released a new album since 2015What the hell
>>223972801>because they were poor and had no other option but now is considered a delicacy.Blahpipo have chitlins and mutts have sopa de macaco in the new world too
Jordan Peterson is a Straussian.Straussianism is the ideology that atheism is true, there is no God, but religion is good for society, gives people morals and purpose etc., so we should pretend religion is sort of true even though it's really not.Basically, it is an ideology that is fundamentally dishonest at the most basic level.A lot of globalist neocons are Straussians.
>>223972800subhuman. absolutely horrendous.>>223972801not really, aside from Haggis there's nothing quite so revolting as what thirdies offer up as a "delicacy". those niggas eat BUGS.
lets stop this bickering and focus on ways we can get me a gf
>>223972813Weird ass voice
>>223972819even with haggis most people will eat it if they don't know what it is
>>223972827Have you tried talking to women?
>>223972833impossible
>>223972816I'm quite familiar with the straussianism meme but it's not as if two-facedness is a novel concept in politics, in other words it is hella a meme
>>223972839i'm out of ideas
>>223972819> aside from Haggis there's nothing quite so revolting as what thirdies offer up as a "delicacy". escargotfrog legsrotten sharkbull testiclesmaggot cheeseblood puddingblood soupblood ricefried bloodetc, etc, etceuros are gross in a lot of ways that just get conveniently ignored.> b-b-but that's just some edge case, nobody actually eats that!yeah same with the thirdie meals.
>>223972833>talking >to women pump the brakes here
>>223972831Learning that haggis is essentially an oversized sausage made in ye olden style takes away 99% of the gross factor.
>two dubs in a row
should I get dick sucked by a guy from grindr
>>223972845Asians eat all of those except the cheese and the fermented shark thoughbeit
>>223972848This doesn’t make any sense. Chuds complain about Indian, Afghan, Albanian, and Syrian migrants all the time.
jeets are fighting outside
>>223972813It'll be out when it's out
>>223972867Swords or Honda Civics?
Why is Hayden Panettiere not alive?
>>223972855No
>>223972845blood in food is not a weird thing, you eat red meat don't you? some of those are pretty gross, but chinese niggas eat literal live frogs that have been turned inside out (we've all seen that webm). chinese people eat dogs regularly. they eat fried crickets and beetles and shit too. should also be noted that stuff like prairie oysters ARE considered to be a disgusting and revolting thing, only fringe retards revel in them. they are ostracized by western society whereas thirdies celebrate their bug feasts nationally.
>>223972879inter jeet squable
>>223972875Has Chris spoke on the Dingdong and Julian situation in the newer Oneyplays uploads
>>223972880Her family allegedly has congenital heart defects
Another big thunderstorm approaching ;_;
getting tired of seeing so many black people in commercials.
If I was bit by a snake and I needed someone to suck the poison out would you niggas be there for me
>>223972902I'd only do it if the snake bit your penis
>>223972895good
Zamn it's like leaf city all up in here
>>223972907Did we just lose the game
>>223972879more like brapton
>>223972816This is why antichrist yids are suddenly pushing people to "go to church" and are "deeply worried about the decline of Christianity in the west." They need obedient servile goys.Christianity is true but it's not the kind that they want goys to believe.
>>223972901Demographically doesn't even make sense to do in Canada, yet they do it all the time. There are more featherheads than blacks in Canada yet you will never see them in ads unless it's a thing specifically related to injuns.
*rips a giant curry fart right in your face*
>>223972910Happens every night around Midnight ET
>>223972901i see more jeets than urkelkin desu
drinking milk
>>223972855Disgusting.
>>223972855Hell yeah
>>223972925i want her mango lassi
>>223972918Fanatic xenophile anti-white whites LOVE brack peepo in ads
She apologized for falling asleep without texting me but I'm just going to go to bed anyway kek
is there any women whos just chill, who just games and dont complain
>>223972928idk every commercial is for dishwasher detergent or laundry detergent and it's some nigga family. the banking commercials are some black couple with some asian lady helping them. the rental car commercial i am literally watching right now has some aged smiling negro in a shitty corolla. the l'oreal commercial before that was some fat black girl with a giant gap in her teeth. it's like these companies just don't want my money.
>>223972957>don't complainNone
so ugly
UberEats driver just popped up showing as temporary tags which here probably means no tags no insurance and possibly a stolen car
>>223972925You gotta get some mustard seeds and freeze some of them Indian green peppers at least, I understand if you don't want to process ginger and garlic every day but common ppl
>>223972975Sounds like someone you want to trust with your food.>>223972977>deez indians no seezon dey fud
>>223972957yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-GZsc0S8qQ
>>223972983It's greek food so I'm not worrying about the sanitation of the people making it anyway
>>223972880I'm not ashamed to say this, I've jerked off to her
Gooners on xitter have lost their minds
The 1977 album Pink Flag by Wire was a defining moment in the punk rock genre.Like many punk rock bands of the time, it followed the German krautrock tradition of taking the African blues influence out of rock music and creating a more fresh and European sound.
>>223972964There are bank commercials that are 100% jeets. They even have jeet music on the background.
>>223973000Wait a minute, Epsteins's desk, zoom in. Enhance image...
>>223973001gooning has broken my mind
>>223973001>Lollita NëgritaWhat is with chuds and pedophilia
punk was a trust fund psy-op and London calling sucks
>>223972998Many men haveI'd never seen anything she's in and only knew her from coombait pics people would share>>223972893Scary
They're loudly playing music now. WTF!
>>223973003the notion that rock and roll evolved from blapipo music is such a tired farce. some old coon tapping on a kettle with a spoon and all of a sudden Led Zeppelin owes him their entire catalogue? fuck that.black people trying to steal credit for rock music from white people is the greatest sin of the 20th century and black people owe us an apology.
What degree do I get?
>>223973028masters in coitus
now spinning
Why can presidents just start a family operated bank
>>223973025It wasn't Led Zeppelin, it was The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and Bob Dylan who took their music from blahpipo, and then the likes of Led Zeppelin followed
>>223973028philosophy
>>223973028law
bedtime gn /cum/farts
hayden panettiere is dead. rip :(
Pink Flag would prove highly influential for years to come. One song on the album, Three Girl Rhumba, could easily be mistaken for a late 90s or early 2000s pop punk song, yet it came out over twenty years before that.
>>223973028Dual major in Women's Studies and African American History
>>223973045night bud
>>223973035Who says they can't?
>>223973025>>223973040Brack Peepo just copied the musical stylings of the Ulster Scots who settled in America anyway. It’s not like traditional African bongo stuff has anything to do with blues or rock
>>223973045New World monkeys are so much more chill than the Catarrhine ones
>>223973050Early punk songs are all about TV
What fap material should I goon to?
>>223973050I like this songhttps://youtu.be/azpgFemktHg?is=gOz0jAEF2YpeoLD7
>>223973060I dunno I'm not an expert but maybe presidents shouldn't be able to give themselves federal banking charters
>>223973064Yeah I know but krautrock and later punk rock took the blues influence out of rock music, something that had otherwise dominated the genre until then. That was my point and you missed it because you're an uppity leaf.
All my favorite 60s bands loved Bob Dylan but they all mog him, I get that he was super innovative but his music is just not very pleasant to the ear
>>223973070amateur
>>223973081The post to which you’re replying is my first post chiming in on this discussion
I am considering business administration.
I am considering ninth floor defenestration.
I'm considering anal evacuation
>>223973086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL1HUsJJCzU
>>223973099Do a barrel roll
>>223973075Is the president the one that gives those?
I'm considering inebriation
leftists in /cum/ report people who btfo of them in debatesdoes this make them bootlickers?
>/cum/>debates
I like to imagine george floyd and charlie kirk are in the same place now, whatever it is, heaven, hell, of nowhere
>>223973122yes
>>223973141They're sitting at the same table as Jason Arday
>>223973122Buttlickers
>>223973117his appointee at the treasury department does
>>223973013shut the hell up you fucking RACIST piece of shit
>>223973122Redditjeet will even brag about it after the fact, as if running to the janny is a victory
>>223973149Sir Jason Arday
>>223973149George kirk vs charlie floyd
>>223973159very indian of him
>>223973149>Jason ArdaySeent a woke type british white woman lamenting his death and claiming his was lynched
Theres no racism in heaven because ddead people have no skin
>>223973122Yes.>t. won many debates and been banned for it
David Bowie was a magician.
>>223973171They can still tell by the shape of the skull
>>223973159Crazy....
>>223972709Oh my god is that the Desu girl from 20 years ago
>>223973178That's David Copperfield
The comic book artist Alan Moore also is a magician. His comics are quite literally magic sigils.
desu goes in all fields
>>223973122Nobody should be reporting anything except for violates us law. Basic poster's honor. Fuck the mods 4eva
should i goon?
Why did blahpipo always run away when David Blaine did magic tricks?
>>223973191I don't remember him doing any magic? Maybe you are thinking of Uriah Heep.
>>223973217This is FACTUAL
>>223973191>>223973232For me, it's Tony Wonder
Today I did some doordashing after doing some shopping and I went to pick up an order and there was an entire family at the register who couldnt speak english and none of the people working there could speak spanish so they guy was just pointing at things and making hand gestures I sat there for like 10 minutes waiting before they told him to wait and gave me the order
>>223973193you sound gay to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6SG0BOxi-0
People think "magician" just means a stage entertainer who uses sleight of hand to do tricks, but magician used to mean literal real magic like wizard or sorcerer or warlock.
Criss Angel mogs
>>223973266Fact check: FALSE
>>223973247has he visited an analrapist?
MIND FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
>>223970712Yes and he is Nordic which makes it 10 times funnier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a88xN0K_I7A
What if a stage magician is actually doing real literal magic but nobody knows because they all think it's just sleight of hand tricks
>>223973153If they pass the necessary requirement what's the problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaNQgJXOnbE
>>223973294Shouldn't he be making things more affordable for Americans?
>>223973281First of all piss off with your AI faggotry and secondly it's wrong because magician used to mean the second one not the first one.
>>223973301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ITqLc-4Z-M
When a pregnant guinea pig was injected with testosterone, its female offspring behaved differently and even reacted to different sex hormones differently.
Jet Neptune killed her
>>223973326Uhhhhhh so youre saying don't pork pregnant chicks?
>>223973324ugly
>>223973304That wasn't the original question.
>>223973335Nobody knows who that is and if they do they should be lined up and shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFeUko-lQHg
Theres a lot of behaviors, superstition and hysteria so sincere and extreme that in the first world they would mock and treat as mental illness but here they are simply expressions of emotion as sacred as any rite. It is a certain pride, of us the little people, to not psychitrize emotions and not ridicule rituals, using all the pieces of technology at our disposal without shame or need to dress it as a special and eternal traditionLike buying all the roses in a city for one dead, or following up a promise said during what you call "just a mental break", or putting cheap LED lights and flowers in a marian shrine, or making a painting about a demon seen in a nightmare and treating it as completely real with a priest, or retelling of seeing duendes in the night. The people of the past, of the dark and gritty and serious past that Hollywood directors try so hard to adapt to not seem "silly", they also acted like us. They would not be concerned about wether or not the roman uniform of a passover play looked authentic. They would not call poorly photoshopped goku on a plastic tent kitschy. They would not immediately reject the emotions of a person and mock them for writing a poem. They, on the contrary, saw something sacred about it, much like us.
>>223973351Did he campaign on opening and running a bank?
Im not reading all that, chief
>>223973326tobacco consumption during human pregnancy increases the chance for female offspring to become ftm later in life there were so many studies on smoking during pregnancy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67DSaG1_1cIDrummer is also the singer btw
gonna be up all night pissing because I had so much caffeine rip
>>223973380Ktim
Sheeeeeiit I'm sleepy as a muhfuh.Finna boutta go to bed.
>going to bed before the RNH
>>223973365refer to my previous post
>>223973395same cuh wanna cuddle?
>>223973405muh dih lih
>>223973400some of us have to wake up early in morning
well, I just blew $2500 on PC parts
goodnight
>>223973429I blew $20 on some sissy wear that supposed to come in the next couple days
>>223973403When does the Strait open again?
>sugoyim
>>223973452How about the Gay of Hormuz
>>223973429spent like $700 upgrading mine
>>223973447post pics
>>223973471will do
>>223973028I picked a Math degree because I was indecisive and I figured "everyone uses math so I'll be helpful and get a job somewhere". Ended up going into software dev.My advice would be to pick something marketable that you don't hate and that you think would be easy to find employment for. Medicine is one of the only fields currently growing, so that might be an option (doesn't need to be doctor, could be hospital admin or nurse practitioner or dentist or any number of non-MD degrees).
You'd think spraypainting is easier than normal painting but it's not.
>>223973447Urkel…
>>223973452clankerjeet pls
>The Strait of America is open for all
>>223973070fap to old pictures of dead actresses like hayden
>>223973492too soon
>>223973470my current one is running an rtx 2060 with an i5-8400 CPU so I figured it's time to start fresh
>>223973306Sorry bro but you're actually wrong here. Me and the AI agree so thats 2v1
>>223973492Whomst
>Hayden Panettiere's only child is a daughter named Kaya Evdokia Klitschko, born on December 9, 2014. She shares Kaya with her former fiancé, Ukrainian professional boxer Wladimir KlitschkoWhat the helly
>>223973506i would ctrl+f for you but alas in my old age my fingers have become quite tired, simply typing this comment has brought upon me a whirlwind of pain that is approaching unbearable.
>>223973502I got a 1070
Fall is coming niggas
I am now installing baldurs gate 3
i've had some good goons to ai porn and that's enough to convince mebuild those data centers, harvest my data, take my tax dollars
>>223973528i haven't finished game of thrones yet no spoilers pls
>>223973542Gay of Thrones
too many brown on /int/
finally UNCLOGGED the toilet after 15 grueling minutes
got high and started thinking about how ugly I am and it actually gave me a panic attack
fuuuuuccckkkk i need to poo uuuggghhhhhh
>>223973635I'll get high and realize the only thing protecting me from the outside world is a flimsy apartment door that can be easily kicked in
>>223973624internet but for White people
>>223973683straight White people
>>223973532
>>223973695accidentally killed her right away when I found her tied up or whatever outside the first zone lol
>>223973705her romance is good, you literally cock break her in to having emotions
I tell American girls I hate America all the time and they say they do too
>>223973705That's unfortunate because she is the best character in the entire game by far
ffuuuucckkkk i poo'd eeewwwwwww
>>223973626Did you splash poopy water everywhere? lmfao
alexa play ultimate uncle ruckus compilation
AI porn can't cater to my highly specific tastes yet
>>223973840gock?
>>223973845there's ai porn for that don't be silly
>obvious bait>they bite anywaythis website is dead
package from brazil was supposed to arrive over 2 weeks ago at latestjust messaged the seller
>>223973840missionary sex with socks on?
>>223973874you'll never guess just give up
>>223973903gay sex with hats on?
>>223973122Leftism is inherently bootlickerish.
you cant call yourself a man until you've personally clogged someone's shtiter
>>223973722huh. I've been meaning to do another play through at some point I'll keep her around if I do
There's a pizza place from Iowa that has some locations in MN sort of like HyVee and the logo looks like a child molester
>>223973944Hy-Vee is apparently where the billion dollar Powerball was won. it's weird how on the nights I play nobody wins but on the nights I don't someone does.
I fantasize about landing a plane solo in an emergency.
gonna goon
>>223974003keep us informed
>>223974003I'll goon with you, what are we gooning to
wish I had friends to sit in lawn chairs and chat the shit with
I will never be intimate with a woman.
BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYESDOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL?AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYESDOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
>>223974095I hate that song
I bought you drinks, I brought you flowersI read your books and talked for hoursEvery day so many drinkssuch pretty flowers, so tell meWhat have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?What have I, what have I, what have I...
>>223974082did that tonight
>>223973983I fantasize about crash landing in a jungle and surviving off the lay of the land a la Lord of the Flies
>>223973922I'd eat licorice if it was stuffed in a pretty woman's boot
Yeah sure piss in my mouth why don't you
just two guys and a crazy idea
Need someone to trace their finger along my chest
I wish someone would shit on my chest
We will be kings once the world collapses o algo
I often worry about the instagram whores in the gulf countries right now. I wonder if they're getting enough chest shitting work.
fucking asswipe
My ass unironically jiggles like a woman's and I don't know what to do about it
>>223974336supremely gay post
Can't stop acting retarded
>>223974355stop replying to him
>>223974333Lose weight?
Big cock for madame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXDlU0YDQ6U
God just fucking kill me now, what a shitty life I've lived. I should have killed myself in 2020
irony is the shackles of youth
>>223974204this girl in the amazon did that and survived for 40 days
Big gock for monsieur
>>223974204Lord Of The Flies happened irl and it completely disproved the book
>>223974466It wasn't a sociological treatise on children castaways
Got out of bed becasue I couldn't sleep, now I'm hungry, and I can't go to bed right after eating. Man this night keeps getting better and better. I couldn't sleep the night before last either. I'm going to kill myself.
>>223974604imagine you're sleeping in a woman's lap, works for me
>>223974567It wasn't but I just find it funny/interesting given the book was supposed to be a blackpilled repudiation of the West post-WWIIhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongan_castaways
>>223974618Sounds stressful.
Just ate 2x salmon sandwiches.
Bong hit transplant anyone? Just learned about that joke, is that still funny?
>>223974604No you wont
DUDE
>>223974604can't wait until faggot summer is over and the temperature returns to normal so I can get sleep again.
>>223974619>When the boys did not show up for a party Warner was holding in their honour, he learned they had been arrested because the owner of the stolen boat pressed charges against them.What a dick
>>223974645it is, as anti-humor. sort of like the aristocrats. as soon as i hear "i'm in kind of a weird mood, myself" i smirk
did A LOT of dude gang weed and now I have the giggles
thirst and tired
>did A LOT of dude gang weed and now I have the giggles
I have basically been high 24/7 since weed was legalized a few years ago, I might legit be schizophrenic at this point
Took my bedtime pills w/ coffee award.
>I have basically been high 24/7 since weed was legalized a few years ago
>>223974783it was more fun when it was illegal, especially when you were linked up with a dealer that everyone wanted to buy from.
Never done teh weed, ever.
>>223974783I'm looking at the footage and see nothing wrong with you
>>223974813it's fun for a bit but then it's the same every time and gets boring quick.
bros I dont think I'm gonna make it much longerBig Sleep is pounding at the door and I think bedburg has betrayed me. Go on without medont let the flame of /cum/ die out
???
>>223974783Stop
>>223974938NOOOOOOO
>have to wake up early but can't sleepfuck you mr sandman where are you?
>>223974733I love anti humor too. I just feel like a ding dong for not knowing about it sooner, I know I've heard the phrase before. I avoided cum town for a long time because I thought it was some commie podcast like el chapo trap house or whatever.
>zoom zoom be like
>>223974938site will be deleted forever for real this time
>>223975102
>>223975068The Flock cameras love me
>>223975130Can someone explain the Flock camera thing to me?
>>223975155>>223975155>>223975155>>223975155>>223975155new
NEU!>>223975158>>223975158>>223975158
>>223975152flock is a glowie front that has cameras everywhere that scan everything and add you to the social credit database
