over forever for real this time edishprevious: >>223972709
did nothing wrong
Protocol 10 will commence in 8 hours
Hayden Panettiere died
I bought a book.And before you ask why I paid more for the book than for shipping: new, the book goes for over $70 CAD, and this is a used copy, so the seller decided to put the bulk of the price in the shipping amount for some reason, probably for reasons related to taxes & duty (very smart & consummate seller in that case).
>>223975274I like her shampoo
>>223975306>more for the book than for shippingMeant to say *more for shipping than the book D'OH!
>>223975306>a 352-page "graphic grimoire" by comic legend Alan Moore and his late mentor/friend Steve Moorefaggot
>>223975334It looks like a cool book! And considering it's in "like new" used condition for more than $20 CAD off the list price, it was a good deal.
>223975306tranny
I know it might be wrong butI'm in love with Stacey's dong
This is the most beautiful video on YouTube https://youtu.be/MX18rgTfae0?si=BlPgovHoo9Wc46m1
>>223975496anon might be a retard for buying Alan Moore's retarded drivel but that doesn't make him a tranny
>>223975633are these trannies
any of you guys have molars that feel backwards? i have three. my left two second molars are longer/sharper on the inside, rather than the outer edge. but my bottom right is the one that kills me. it has a very prominent, inward point that is constantly digging at and making me bite my tongue. to the point that if i sleep on my right side, i'll have a sore spot just from my tongue rest on it for hours. is this even something you can have a dentist do of you're insured? just elect to have a tooth filed down some?
>>223975738You're thinking of Blair White>>223975718That book looks particularly trannycore
>>223975633Getting James Gandolfini and Lorraine Bracco energy from this picture
>>223975774I bet you could, dental insurance is pretty fucking lame anyways you could call and ask their rack rate. And also consider: I once bought cadillac dental insurance for 1 year because I knew I wanted to do a surgery and it was cheaper that way than just taking the rack rate lul.
>>223975782If that's the same anon I'm thinking of he's really into the occult so it's not necessarily trannycore more like trans adjacent?
Why did the Aztecs (mechica) bully the Tlaxcalans?
>>223975814yeah, i gotta look into this. it's killing me. and i think a wisdom shift behind it pushed it even closer, so now just eating and talking scrapes it. i'm worried one day it's gonna dig deep enough to cause some kind of infection in my tongue.
>>223975785
>>223976015Serious wisdom tooth problems can also cause infections and inflammation inside/under your gums, let alone from your molars jamming into your tongue. Best to get it checked out as soon as you can afford it
>>223975945Mexibro you dropped your eagle eating a snake
Is there a way to check porn traffic hourlyI have a hypothesis involving 4chan downtime
Well done fat for not freaking out yesterday She's so brave She's well behaved
>>223976508gandolfrieza
>>223976927People use this website for porn so of course there will be some increase in traffic when 4chan and /gif/ are down
>>223977422what kind of retard would use 4chan for porn lol
>>223977625Me but it's for degenerate things
>>223977625i was too lazy to look for sites that my local nazi and communist parties made to require IDs
time to take the wheel pod from the sleep pod to the work pod
Jason Arday did NOT kill himself
https://youtu.be/bj3s7nWHQy8
https://youtube.com/shorts/t8izjbK4feE?is=HwXGlAtxhWXKRUxSJews love canola oil!https://youtube.com/shorts/5O5y63mxbYI?is=Tbz_vxxJrHZ4ahBO
crunched the numbers and they said it's chest day
Related to the discussion earlier:Homosexuality is something that has existed regardless of human society. It is mammalian.It's a thing you can see.We STILL have swathes of people that see homosexuality or fragmentary homosexuality as BAD because it leads to less reproduction and confuses gender responsibilities, which is unpleasant (this largely affects homosexual males nowadays as "gay" females tend to just be political lesbians / bog standard bisexuals and will ultimately discard their hatred for a male partner).So, that's enough of an issue. Homo/bisexuality is very real and there are far more bisexual males than we want to admit due to social pressures.But trans people have been doing something far more invasive and annoying to everybody; they have stuck their Queer foot in the door and won't leave until the word "woman" and "man" also is stretched or molested until it includes them.With the behavioral and aesthetic incongruence that can sometimes instaneously "out" a transwoman or transman, people do not want to extend the category to include them in our historical and present idea of woman and man.You can't stop a bisexual from wanting tranny gock.But you can clap back at males insisting their brain is "female" and that they "knew they were born a woman" and other such ostensibly poor claims. You can see the incoherence and deny it as a psych disorder (dysphoria is).
canadians be like>yeah I'm gonna make a completely dogshit post
>>223979421>Homosexuality is something that has existed regardless of human society. It is mammalianDo we know if "homosexuality" in animals isn't just unbirdled sexual energy on par with a dog humping a table? Also isn't exclusive homosexuality pretty much non existent among 99% of animals? As far as I know only domesticated sheep show any "exclusively gay" behavior.
and a vpnfag to top it offquite a bad /cum/ this morning ngl
How can going to sleep with an itchy butt cause your fingers to smell like butt in the morning? The butt and the fingers occupy almost opposite ends of the body. Science has yet to explain this
>>223979612It has been known about for millenia yet it is still a mystery?Famous quote by Confucius goes >Man who go sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
>>223979661My theory is that the foul smelling humors of the butt somehow spread upwards to the finger when we sleep, perhaps through the lymphatic system
hello
had a walmart dream again, and a turn into a werewolf dream
visited gymstein's house. happy to report there were no demons today
consulted with higher beings and concluded that I should smoke weed this morning
would anybody like some african goggles?
>>223980148i gotchu bro
you label mei label you
barely slept lifetime achievement award
can you imagine if you're married with a daughter and some guy dated your daughter but ended up taking your wife away from you and impregnated her. causing a horrible divorce and now not only don't you realize your wife has been insanely unfaithful, your daughter also doesn't love you anymore as well and everything falls back to zero even though you just turned 40
>>223980997Same. I sleep maybe 2 hours before I wake up, repeat this all night.
https://litter.catbox.moe/bldlat.mp4
>>223980997I didn't sleep much either. I have a pretty bad cough
>how my mom looks at me when I tell her I beat Elden Ring with just the Ivory Sickle
it's the most exquisite tomb in the whole world
>>223981370Falling asleep is really easy for me. It's staying asleep that's the problem
>>223980940It's actually preferable to use dirt or sand to put out oil or grease fires as opposed to water, since water's density will just displace the oil splashing fire everywhere. That or a rated abc fire extinguisher, although I don't think they've invented those yet.
>>223981786What about a raging housefire that's about 300 square feet and growing?
If you saw hawk tuah irl would you ask for a picture or autograph
>>223981870I would shoot it
>>223981870ive heard an indians feces works well.
>"I come from a land down under" starts playing
>>223981870we should pile indians on top of it until they're consumed-- i mean until the fire it put out
>>223981986I don't respect women.
2 hours till we go offline forever. It's been real guys
>>223981986I would tell her I went all in on hawktuah-coin and have been financially ruined by her
>>223980997I've started snoring. What's worse, I've had a few incidents of sleep apnea this year. I usually sleep like a rock, but looks like it is curtains on that part of my life.
>>223982198r u fat?
when i worked at a walmart, a man came in and asked me for a 'top cova'took me a moment of embarrassment he was australian and asking for a tarp coverwhy he was in kansas, who knows
>>223982115>BUYIN BREAD FROM A MAN IN BRUSSELS
>>223982213I gained a decent bit of weight recently, but I used to be skeleton mode so I'm not really fat. I guess I could have a lower body fat percentage but trust me, it isn't anything obscene.
https://youtu.be/EbA2o9nBDh0
I kicked a tree and no lie, a quarter fell out of it
>>223982115Sip Report: like an ordinary green monster but the battery acid is cut with lemonade. Strong mix of both sweet and sour flavours.7/10
Do you have any "fuck you, I liked it" films?Pic rel. for me. I like the atmosphere and characters despite the film not being too popular.
i miss being a kid and being good at math
>>223982383Is it because math got harder or you forgot how to do it?
took a wonderful shit. finally got over that explosive diarrhea virus
have a federal interview scheduled during my regular working hours. how do i get out of toil without telling them i'm going to leave them in a ditch when i get this new job?
>>223982479Don't you have any vacation days accrued?
>>223982459W
>>223982505oh yeah.
>>223982381John Carter
>>223982381i only watch well-regarded movies
who else is ready for fall to start
>>223982652For me, it's Autumn.
>>223982673NTM
Oh Lord
>>223982573>>223982505hmmm. but I have to request permission to use those vacation hours from my super.
>>223982755
Africans are kino sometimes
>>223982479Use a sick day or tell them it's a family emergency. Make sure you have someone to back you up on that, say you had to take your cousin to the hospital for some appendix thing.Ideally schedule the interview for a Friday if you can, that way you've got 2 buffer days to "get better" and it won't be as sus when you come in Monday.
>>223982827Based
>>223982827
>>223982827I love the African Warlord aestheticIt's peak
>>223982868>plantagesGerms/Dutchies don't usually make translation mistakes like that
>>223982865"Curbstompingf Dissenters" is a great name for a punk band
>>223982828without getting into the details, I cannot schedule the interview on another day. I already considered that. It's not on a friday either. also, lying is bad.
im built like howard stern
>>223982865Thirdie police truly act like how BLM era protesters claim American police act
>>223982782I mean. It isn't their business what you do with your vacation days, if you have them to spend.
>>223982923OK don't lie, tell your current employer you need the day off to get a better job so you can quit. You use a sick day when stuff like this happens, it's just that simple. Or tell them you've got a dental appointment in the morning or afternoon, then do a half day.
>>223982407the latter
Desperado is not an actual word in spanish you'd say desesperado wich means both impatient and desperate, and it is not some group or anything of people on any historical period its just a word gringaijin came up with and thought it sounded tuff
I often type out questions without question marks so I don't seem too earnest and I can maintain a facade of detached irony
A rat died in my wall and now my room is filled with the stench of its decomposing carcass
How will I jerk off to BBC porn now that 4chan is shutting down
>>223983208unzip my pants
I know a guy who asks questions to the room that are really directed at someone in the room>Why does Guy like horror movies so much?>*Guy is standing next to him*Weird shit
>>223983231Lol chat is this real?
unbreak my heart
>>223983194Just wait til the other rats smell it and show up to eat it. Their poop will add a particularly fragrant touch to the already pungent aroma wafting through your home.
>>223983208>decide to work on my game project because 4chud will be down>the artist has not made any of the requested assets>the mapper has not made any of the requested maps>the musician has not made any of the requested musicmotherfuckers
Fort Dick, California
>>223983266Say you love me again
going beast mode abd screaming at the top of my lungs as I lock out 135 lbs on deadlift
Your dick will remain the same size no matter how much you lift
Why would you do scheduled maintenance at 12pm ET and not 12am ET?
>>223983289>4vhan will be down
>Me own fookin 'orse
I tried some sugar free Jolly Ranchers... Whatever sweetener they used had me on the toilet for a good long minute
even mcdonalds odd video games dubs masturbation
first michelle trachtenberg now hayden panettiere…. olsen twins i don’t feel so good
>>223983469This is really a thing too btw, your body can't break down those alcohol sugars (hence why zero calories or no "sugar" despite chemically being another kind of sugar) and they have an osmotic effect in your guts similar to laxatives
>>223983368because indians are in charge of it and they don't want to work late. it doesn't matter if it interrupts business operations for +1,000 people, it's the best time for the indians to do their fiddling.my company does the same shit. my friend's brother works in IT and he said they tried scheduling it for a Saturday morning at 10am to avoid mid-week disruptions, both of the jeets who were supposed to show up to complete the updates just didn't show up so it didn't get done until the following week.
Imagine smelling this good
>>223983648Would you believe me if I told you the most senior guy at 4channel.org, other than gookmoot, is half-jeet?
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Last person to post in /cum/ before “””maintenance””” isn’t a poojeet
>>223983690are you talking about rapeape?
>>223983699Wow the corners on this screenshit are a perfect 90 degrees
>>223983389in 40 minutes it will be down for maintenance
crashing this website
>>223982868Insurgent troops are dangerous because they can dress like civilians and blend in and be impossible to spot. Especially in Africa.
>>223983699this feels like a soyjack edit without the 'jaks
If I owned the sharty I’d shut it down during 4tran maintenance to keep those fuck ass normies away
>>223983748personally, i don't really mind if african civilians are shot
>>223983748tf are these niggas even lifting to get that physique FUCK there really is no excuse...
>>223983713Born of two worlds, where darkskins go,Beneath the African sun and the Indian glow.Two different homelands carved inside my face,A detestable mix making the most undesirable raceWho am I?
the leads are weak
mamdani’s a tard but at least he fixes stupid shit like potholes performatively instead of larping as a working class redneck at a state fair
>>223983803la creatura abominable
So like what was your experience with being ugly? Like was it positive for you or negative?
>>223983823Fuck leads all my homies hate leads
>>223983833negative
>>223983803Zutt
>>223983828He does LARP as a working class person even though his parents are like rich actors and he got sent to like the most expensive University in New York
>saaar lowest price saaar
>>223983858>His parents were literal colonists in AfricaLeftoids are so funny
browsing the local animal shelter and it is depressing
>>223983904That’s probably a top 10 money laundering business to get into
>>223983786That dude probably weighs like 130 lbs
how do i tell my friend we need to stop talking because he only ever talks about his issues and never wants to hear what i'm doing but he never actually addresses his issues because he has major depressive problems? and i don't mean a temporary pause, because frankly i don't think he's going to get better
>>223983967Mine was tons of pitbulls and the like. People get those dogs without having any idea what they're getting into.
>>223984019Umm they are nanny dogs and it's the owner that matters>in an amazing coincidence the owners are exclusively the biggest pieces of shit imaginable
>>223984009lean is lawwhatever it takeslean is law
>>223983858Did you know his mom was married to an unrelated Jew surnamed Epstein before they got divorced and married his jeet dad? And that she's in the Epstein files herself? Small world innit
>>223984195all leftists with political influence be like
>>223984225Yeah it's very disappointing how the Epstein stuff just devolved into partisan name-calling instead of wondering why a jew had a Saudi passport and connections to seemingly everyone in finance, politics, and popular media.
>>223983699This is just incel rhetoric but for women. We live in a matriarchy and they aren't even hiding it anymore.
Would you have rocked with Epstein if he invited you to his island? Ngl I probably would have went
>>223975155why do americans love plywood single family homes so much? don't they realise its hugely inefficient and a drag on the economy, with all the commuters and high rents? they're all gonna have to be torn down at some point
/cum/ clocking out early before the maintenance.
Maintain these testicles
I think the jeetlings that terrorize my neighborhood are homeschooled. Sad!
Right before the maintenance starts, multiple threads will be created with gore, porn, or worse. You've been warned.
im such a liar
Hating jannies is a sign of an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex
>>223984477time to move thats a jeet neighborhood now
>>223984477Saw a video of a school event in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and I'm not exaggerating when I saw every kid in that public school was a jeet. Brampton tier, very sad to see.
>>223983967I couldn't find a local shelter near me. g**gle search is shit too and hasn't been able to give me good results for anything lately, but it's possible the shelters aren't online.
i love when jannies ban brian for faggot posting.i hate when jannies ban me for saying niggers suck.
>>223984492it's started...
>>223984553>i love when jannies ban brian for faggot posting.They take over an hour to do that sometimes
>>223984438That's just another planned obsolescence business opportunity. It wouldn't surprise me if concrete foundation removal becomes the next meme business boom
>>223984598I'm well aware. i've been banned for posts that were dead and archived for hours
>>223984636I said the janny was tsundere for me recently and got warned within 60 seconds. They clearly have priorities and deleting gay porn on a blue board isn't very high apparently.
it is finished
/cum/bros, I don't feel so good...
test
Last
sike
>They can't even do scheduled maintence properlylmao
Ok just kidding nigletsReal last
hehe looks like the janny is running on cpt
they're taking 4chan down
retards
4chon? my 4chon?
I literally don't know how to act without liveblogging my experiences on 4chan
And we're back folks, I hope everyone is comfy and ready to engage in high-quality posting again
I felt like a mother who lost her baby
Drove past a church with one of those white billboard things with black letters and on it was written this message:Ch chWhat's missingUr
I can already tell you right off the bat that it's over
woke up at 3 pm on my day off
4chan is back and I'm gay
Can it really be over if it never started
bigly
got forbit a girl get a lil motion
Maintenance did work out very well did it
They aren't sending their best
Hayden Panettiere died :/
>>223984994*didn'tFUCKWhy am I so STUPID and make so many mistakes and accidents and break shit. I hate myself so much
>>223985006Internet explorer type nigga
Test
Visited my brother over the weekend, and seeing him being intimate with his gf truly made me realize how hopeless it is for me. I could not be as funny, charming, or interesting as him. The only chance I have is to find some 5/10 obese woman who will settle and openly resent me for her entire life; and frankly I would rather die than live that life.
i don't look like that
>>223985138Alright Tomoko
I missed you guys
we are back yaaaayyyyyyyy
how many times did you refresh
I am so incredibly weak, I swear I am getting weaker everyday at the gym not stronger
>>223981986I would ask for a blowjob
>>223985138The envious and covetous anon submits to despair
everything looks the same, except for the captcha not working for hours
>>223985285I hate Mia Khalifa
>>223985301Saar coding takes time saar
Back
>>223985331She was so mid, not even close to being worthy of the fame. That picture where someone shopped her nipples to be pepperonis was hilarious thoughbeit.
teamsters more like cumsters jaja
It's a good thing the animals we keep as pets don't masturbate. Imagine walking in on your dog jacking off.
>>223985334i come you cum
>>223985413dogs/cats hump THO
>>223985413DoesHeKnow.jpg
>>223985413Monkeys jerk off with their tails
This is one of the most insane things I have ever heard. They will house the migrants there in an old military base.>The village of Piddington has been earmarked to house 1,250 migrants amongst a community of just 350 peoplehttps://www.instagram.com/reels/Db9LD39uwYi/
Didn't go to the gym award
>>223985511Watch the video that Oliveira guy made about Ireland. The Irish government bought an entire golf resort for 150 million euros just to house migrants. This sort of thing was being called a conspiracy theory in 2015 lmao
ate a bag of triscuits
I'm never gonna make it, it's futile
ate more calories than i burned award
>>223985687She's hot I like her
>>223985687>>223985719Are you mole enough to satisfy her? She only likes the moliest of men.
Gym is packed, it's over
>>223985776
>>223985776se acabou
>>223985741Nah I'm a moleless chud. It's over.
The transmedia attention economy
>>223985803What covld have been
>>223985910Imagine sentencing such a person to 10 years hard labour in the gulag
Heard smth on FBFact checked that shit and it turned out not to be trueHave you done your due social media diligence /cum/?
>>223985910Forgot the arrow. Here you place it yourself: >
just purchased some floss 2bh
Scratched my taint too hardMight be bleeding
I haven't signed into fb in years, and only did it to buy something off marketplace.
>>2239859972bqh, even?
>>223985972>See the most obviously fake AI engagement slop>95% of the comments are just uncritically believing itSocial media was a mistake
>>223985950VGH what covid have been
Dad thinks Trump will be forced to leave office before his second term ends
>>223986020No it was the claim that Abdul el-Sayyed hates dogs and euthanized thousands of them while he was animal control commissioner. Turns out he improved things (albeit gradually) and most of those euthanizations were from before he was in charge when the city infrastructure was deeply underfunding.
>>223986095it is impossible to believe a brown in government will behave honestly. any 'data' used to support them is fabricated or contains substantial omissions.
>>223986020ngl
>>223986082By whom? Everyone around him is a servile yes man (even if they all secretly hate him)
replied to the wrong post award
>>223986095He does hate dogs though, Allah told him to
>>223982479I used my lunch hour and found a place to do a Zoom meeting. If it's in person say you have a doctors appointment and use some sick time.
>>223986190it's a 4 hour process.
>>223986140Not him but they will most certainly try to impeach again after the midterms
I just want to kiss all of you
>>223986134Lots of what the Repubs say includes fabrications or omissions THOUGH.
>>223986223Yeah but they'll need 2/3rd of each house. Democrats will have a majority but not a supermajority.
>>223986228
I will never have sex, I think about this often.
>>223986235>Oranges are orange>Oh yeah? Well sometimes peaches are orange coloured. Take THAT.That doesn't disprove what he said about browns though.
Ate a double cheeseburger from McDonald's after the gym seshThoughts?
Really regret not having sex with Hayden Panettiere
>>223986313You still have a brief window of opportunity
>>223986303i think you're foolish to eat that.
white women should be killed
>>223986300You're not understanding my point. That one specific thing turned out to be total propaganda. The guy is a physician and an epidemiologist and improved Detroit's animal shelter. If you want to criticize him you'll have to find some other reason. I was just using that as an example.
Thoughts on 35 kilos on the biceps
>>223986376But he still does hate dogs. Euthanizing them is a different story.
>>223986381Idk what kilos are
sharty won4tran lost
when I'm bored I go into threads I don't care about and argue in bad faith.
>>223986458I just make fun of brown people in every thread I am in.
car battery is doo doo
>>2239864212.2 lbs.
>>223986508I also saved that image from that exact thread
Being single is actually great. I have gotten a small taste of being not single and I hate it. It's miserable actually. I hate going into public with a girl suddenly everyone fucking stares and talks to you and plays stupid monkey games. At least when I'm alone people just ignored me. Now its all funny glances and passive aggressive comments. I hate society. Sex isn't worth putting up with such an immense headache
Why don't Americans say:>amongst>amidst>whilstI demand to know
installing my cloud gaming client
>>223986497thank you for your honorable service.
>>223986458This only really works on /his/ and /lit/ and /pol/Not so much on /int/ in my experience, and I'm an inveterate shit-stirrer.
>>223986082Me too. Not certain but I see him losing the midterms then him being impeached as a result. There’s a lot of fuckery with his family profiting from government positions.
the wife
>>223986543stop being a pussy.
>>223986612I want to kiss you
threadgolem this is your moment
>>223986633Crazy how in America 8/10’s are worshipped like demigods because the media says they are attractive
Imagine if every nigger in the country killed a jeet and was put to death for it.
Got out of bed and jerked off in the middle of the night cuz I couldn't sleep, that helped me sleep
>>223986693Inde Naverette is cute
>>223986693kidney sweeney is a hot bitch mama with big tatas hoomina hoomina
>>223986693It's the opposite, she's worshipped because she's the first White woman with big tits to be allowed on screen in many years. Otherwise it would all just be Nyongos and Zendayas.
>>223986442/int/ board there gets 5 posts an hour
>>223986566We do say those sometimes
>>223986776They let you post from your regional flag. I wish I could that here
>>223986784Americans definitely say amidst sometimes, the other two are more archaic
>>223986566Whomst doth sayest those
>>223986784Don't lie to me
>>223986749She's cute but I think she's a rare case where she's more famous for being a talented actress than for being attractive.
Okay now you can make a new thread
see that pride flag?
New>>223986910
>>223986646How am I being a pussy?
