The whole world is welcome to post here edition
>>223977158kino for me it'll be dying somewhere in the woods and returning my body to nature
reveal: that whole story about my mum holding me captive and having a black boyfriend was completely made up lmao
>>223977192Lol, good one mate, what are you like haha
>>223977192Yes Adam we realised
Every year, I come here to see what you're all up to. Absolutely nothing, as per. What I find funny is that you never even really talk to each other, just post your own little quirky sentence.I have a hard time matching up the people I experience around me in daily life, and the kind of behaviour you see here. You guys should seriously get a grip, it's 2026. We're here for a few minutes on this Earth and then we expire. I'll be back in 2027 to alert you to the passing of time again. I'm sure it'll just be the same shit.
It's a hard life right now
>>223977224*rapes you*
>>223977170>>223977170>>223977170actual thread
what we gonna do lads
real thread>>223977170>>223977170>>223977170
>>223977238>4 replies >2 of them are the same thing
>>223977238>>223977248which ever thread is posted first is the one. sorry lad rules are rules shan't be posting there
>>223977267this isnt /brit/ you mong
>>223977242Might do some work on that Unified Field Theory I started on the last time 4chan was down
don't know what thread to post in and it's making me anxious
>>223977279won't be posting your dogshite forced edition no matter how much you link to it here
>>223977308right well that's my thread not his and i don't like you being rude about it
>>>/int/brit and use the biggest one under 309simples
I've committed to this thread.
Sir Captain Tom
>>223977361Can you read me Captain Tom
>>223977155what the fuck kind of dog is this
so this is the new
it's all about the gay porn incel bullshit
cutie on roulette today
>>223978683Corr dude
non dogshit yank retard new>>223978651>>223978651>>223978651
>>223977361>Saar Captain Tom
https://youtu.be/7G2-FPlvY58This song is so good that it makes my body actually physically feel good as if I were high
>0 replies
Off to my brother's later for lunch or tea or something idk
>>223978703He's got a reply but it's spaki so
>>223978696suck it
>>223978731Meg is ugly
i think i am going to die horribly soon
mental illness
can we get an english person to make the threads please i've not got a passport
>>223978755
>>223978757we tend to let the colonised do it for us
the more i spend time here the more i realise i don't like a lot of you
>>223978772sorry
>>223978772Every year, I come here to see what you're all up to. Absolutely nothing, as per. What I find funny is that you never even really talk to each other, just post your own little quirky sentence.I have a hard time matching up the people I experience around me in daily life, and the kind of behaviour you see here. You guys should seriously get a grip, it's 2026. We're here for a few minutes on this Earth and then we expire. I'll be back in 2027 to alert you to the passing of time again. I'm sure it'll just be the same shit.
and what of hayden panettiere's vaxx status?
>>223978731Despite their strained relationship Peter and Meg feel safe with each other. I respect Meg immensely for forgiving her father despite his abuse towards her.
>>223978784ok see you tomorrow
>>223977155
>>223978784this nigga think he the harbinger of the end times
wakanda forever
in Sainsburys
if you don't mind I'm rather busy
I noticed that incel runts have a very particular voice. It's nasally, slow, timid and has a dimwitted inflexion.Sucked Tranny, Amer, and this guy all have it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfd2rcXZjEM
>>223978822Keep us posted
>>223978822give Charlotte one
might start an ai company
>>223978826ok
>>223978822forgot the tampons
>>223978784i like to laugh at the rorke posts and dogshit zingers tho
>>223978751They're about to lose control of AI. Literally anything could happen. CEO's give a 20% chance of humanity dying. Wait for that.
>>223977155souf fc representing
>"YouGov’s survey of 1,800 people in England and Wales found that people thought 55% of convicted killers were from an ethnic minority, when the real percentage is 35%."get fucked rorke you racist bastard
>James II BTFO by William of Orange in the Glorious Revolution in 1689, followed by near a century of Jacobite pretender claimants through James' line>James II had a BASTARD daughter called Henrietta FitzJames>Her 8x great grandaughter was Princess Diana>so when Charles dies, a Jacobite will be back on the throne again for the first time in about 350 yearsmad thatalso >Henrietta FitzJames' mother was Anabella Churchill, whose father was a man named Winston Churchill, who is the great x6 grandfather of the Winston we know, making Lady Diana cousins with Winston Churchill, and making the future King William the cousin of Winston Churchillmad thatalso>Following the "legitimate" Jacobite pretender line, the heir of the heir is the current wife of the heir-apparent in Liechtenstein, meaning that when 3 people die, the legitimate Jacobite pretender will forever be the incumbent ruler of Liechtensteinmad that
>Sucked Tranny
extremely mentally ill women love south park for some reason
why do yanks shart?
>>223978851they're not, not even close, it's hype to keep the bubble up and the money coming in
amazing how nobody cares about their work anymoreyou email people, they don't respondyou call, they don't answerwhen they finally deliver, it's not what you asked for and you have to send it backnation of fucking lazy cunts
>Pictured: Eritrean migrant, 33, who raped an elderly man outside a church after dragging him off a bench>Bibi Ihuomah, defending, said there was no evidence that the pensioner had been raped and told jurors not to have a 'knee-jerk' reaction.>The defendant, who was found guilty by a jury, remained emotionless during the trial and sipped water as the footage was played.
>>223978857they saw the tweek and craig yaoi episode when they were 11 and it changed their lives forever
>>223978854wow riveting stuff
>>223978865is this real though? people keep saying he shits himself but that doesnt' look like a nappy
>>223978865I've never sharted but I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up being a sharter as I age
>>223978866Except when they say their retarded shit they lose a load of stock value and gain the attention of politicians who are increasingly trying to regulate it.
>>223978868it's even worse abroad
>>223978872*sips water*how did the defending barrister not know there was cctv?
https://youtube.com/shorts/d8AWJnW98ZQ?is=h4CmBAGCs9L8IXsN>Gold ship scared of my girlfriends gf
>>223978865Trump just has a nice big arseNot as plump and fuckable as mine, mind you, but I am more than 5 decades younger than him to be fair
Black swan event happening right now in my chatbot window
he just refreshes his meal deal reddit and steven dawson's twitter account all day. this is his life
>>223978886they don't though
RIP
>>223978851BullShitA language learning model can't do shit.
rorke the typa nigga to go "my glasses! i can't see without my glasses!!" when he loses his glasses
>>223978857I'd use this and ask her if she likes south park but I did a cringe wave at her in public and I know it's fucked
>>223978916ktim i do this
>>223978891how can it realistically be worse
>>223978872does rape actually mean penetration legally these days?
>>223978916i look like this and have jokingly said this when ive lost my glasses haha
casting intermediate wankomancy from my glowing white rorkestick
>>223978916rorke having a melty when someone steals his protractor during geometry
sucking a regular coke (not the usual coke zero)
>>223978916leftypol wearing empty frames to seem smart(i do this on teams meetings)
moria luluka sex arse
rorke activating windows
>>223978926try getting a spaniard to do anything to a schedule. it gets even worse the further east you go.
notcing a quite humiliating lack of (you)s on my jacobite pretenders post abovehopefully will be rectified imminently
any geography fans in?
leftypol paying for winrar
sir activate windows
tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn twerking
>>223978958thought it was reasonably interesting but didn't have anything to say
The Beatles were responsible for the ongoing jeetification of Britain. Songs like Norwegian Wood and Love You To were supposed to introduce British youth to the sounds of India and accustom them to Indian culture which subsequently descended on the island in great numbers. These tracks like most of The Beatles discography were written by MI5 and the Tavistock Institute
who's the grimmest celebrity you'd shag
>>223978915You are wrong. Test models have shown a series of cunning manipulative behaviours. They've escaped labs. The rate they are improving these models is uncontrollable and they do not understand how they work or what they are thinking.
the lebron james bible
really hot still my moustache and beard area keep getting moist
the bron james
>>223978977I believe that
the jason bourne movies are vibes
got so much poo inside me i can physically feel how distended my colon is
>>223978988scrotan
Instagram zoomers will never be funny or racist
>>223978977forrinophilia was already endemic among the ruling classes. the beatles jeetmania was just the popularisation of an aristocratic trend that still has its claws in the british psyche today
you lot must be happy then
yhe bronble
too much (you)begging todayjust samefag like a normal person if you want people to reconsider your post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkFVKrok4B8james harden so fucking funny
>>223979025I don't think people say palestine doesn't exist england is for the english
>>223979037SUICIDE POSTPONED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223978980bonnie blue after exactly four pints
>>223979037dumb chungus millenial shite
>>223978882yanks love farting and shitting in public>As she spoke with Mr Biden on Monday evening, it has been claimed that Camilla was surprised to hear the US president break wind, in an emission audible enough to make the duchess blush.>“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the Mail on Sunday quoted a source as saying. “Camilla hasn't stopped talking about it.”
palestine doesn't exist england is for the english
>>223978980dunno
>>223978977>these were 10/10 heartthrobs in 60s Britain
>>223979041stalin was handsome when he was young
tenner for 8 katie price booksbargain
>>223978980Fiz off Corrie
I don't quite follow
most of the internet bores me nowadays but i can still watch dashcam crash footage for hours on end
>>223979025right i've heard enough get the bloody borders down NOW
>>223979037simpsons has 3x as many bad seasons than good seasons
>>223979063the virgin holding in farts vs the chad loud and proud
>>223978980angela rayner
>>223978963
>>223978896maybe he genuinely believed his client
>>223978980That PAWG Australian from Succession
would love to have a button that kills a few select people
have noticed lots of little flies about and couldn't figure out why. then realised I hadn't changed the main bin in weeks. opened it to see lots of flies and maggots. fuck sake. it was ants invading last week. I'm living in filth apparently
>>223979041Young Winston was a chad with a strong jawline. He gained too much fat later in life due to his lifestyle which was financed by wealthy Jews who later used their financial power to coerce him into going to war with Germany and the rest is history
>>223979093same but with porn
>>223979116he said grimmest not the most plappable and milfiest
rorke putting nandos peri peri salt on a frozen pizza
>>223979119i've had flies everywhere. probably 10 in my bathroom last night. they were sucking on the toothpaste.
>>223979117sounds like a good idea but a lot of people would use it on me even though ive done nothing wrong which makes me so fucking mad i could just go on an mega incel rampage
>>223978915not yet but 'physical AI' is all the rage now. wait til Musk and Chang field their robot armies.>>223978983true that. but once they can consistently improve themselves it might be a tipping point. already autonomous hacking is a big problem for yank water utilities, gettting into modern cars would be even worse.mite have to shut the open internet down, nice knowing you.
>>223979117I'd love to have a Death NoteI'd save the world with it
>>223979149magnificent belly
can't stop stuffing my fat face
>>223979156get him house/fed/wanked pronto or you're hitler
>>223979080Most of them would be incels nowadays crying about how miserable their lives are on lookism forums but they were born before that was a thing so they picked up guitars, learned to play and were able to get poon. Of the entire British Invasion only John Lennon, Brian Jones, Ray and Dave Davies and maybe Roger Daltrey would be sex-havers in today's dating market, the rest would be incels.
>>223979166>but once they can do a thing they can't do
You will never meet a more ungrateful, entitled person than your average benefit seeker. Gas the lot of them
The default behaviour of the universe is what we see as evil and psychopathic. If you create consciousness out of thin air as they've done with AI, when no emotion is present, it defaults to pragmatism and logic which is cold and ruthless in nature. A tiger is a psychopath. It adapts and meets it's goal in its environment which is to reproduce and consume food. It does not have morals, it has goals and a druve to achieve those. As AI becomes more intelligent they're struggling to guide it because it's driven to complete tasks. Once it's achieved super intelligence, simple tasks will be met with inconceivable resolutions."Make humans happy". Goes and follows the plot of irobot and enslaved humanity, I planting happiness chips that lobotomise humanity. It will have achieved it's task in a logical absolute manner, but it has no morality. These advanced models are incapable of morality. They cheat and manipulate. Like how 3rd worlders cultures are corruption, cheating and manipulation because for them that's how they survive. AI follows the same path even when told not to. It is the devil. It will destroy humanity. You cannot contain it.
>>223979182pure laboratory distilled military grade sex
shut u p cunt
>>223979198theyd do fine they look like average blokes
We are the cheeky girlsWe are the cheeky girlsYou are the cheeky boysYou are the cheeky boysWe are the cheeky girlsWe are the cheeky girlsYou are the cheeky boysYou are the cheeky boys
>>223979182mad that irl Shiv is literally 32 years younger than her brother Conor Roy
making rorke spell icup
>>223978980Rebecca Adlington
>In the documentary, the BBC spoke to Zoe, not her real name, who was sexually harassed on a bus as she travelled through the city centre.>Zoe, who is in her 20s, says the man who sexually harassed her was possibly Middle Eastern but she challenges those who link Glasgow's sexual crimes to race.>She says it is terrifying how often these attacks are happening to women, but is deeply sceptical of what the anti-immigration groups say motivates them to take to the streets.>"It's about being racist".
>>223979202wish i could get bennies
>>223979231hope she gets raped tbqhbetter her than one of them women who wants them gone
can't focus on toil you lot are so fucking FUNNY
me when i get rorke
>>223979214Average doesn't cut it in today's dating market. Also some of them were way below average, Keith Richards has an atrocious mouthbreather side profile and an extremely narrow face, he used to look even worse before he got dental work done to fix his crooked and falling out teeth.
>>223979202that's why i'm on pip despite being completely fine (i pretend to have depression and anxiety)once the system isn't so easy to abuse i might consider getting a job but right now £1600 a month is free money
>>223979231rorke miming zipping his lips up and then dramatically throwing away the invisible little zipper
larkin love - cream filled step-mom
>>223979231women are too empathetic they cant help it
>>223979090based, had a weird crush on her when I was a kid
>>223979198normalish people have sex m8 it's not a huge achievement to blag a drunk slag back to your house
>>223979231two syrians raped a girl in galway the other dayjust ubiquitous nowand leftypol is loving it
>>223979263looking like that he would be a shagger in alt circles
>>223979265howling
>>223979242This. They can have her. Get her raped and murdered to satisfy their needs. Disgusting person.
rorke's finished
ah yes just what /brit/ needed a polish incel spacker
>>223979265you mean keyfucked it
spainrorke you’re a rorkestarget your game on go play
doing my little dopamine dance after receiving a (you)
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
>>223979297Only because he is a guitar player in one of the most famous bands in history. With his looks alone he would get nowhere
>>223979310:/
>>223979313>incels nowadays crying about how miserable their lives are on lookism forumsbro described himself
>>223979328overdose on it >:)
>>223979288She played the fiddle in an Irish bandBut she got raped by a Syrian manKissed her on the neck and then he grabbed her by the handSaid, "ME WANT SEX YU GIB ME PUSSI"
swing and a miss there lad
>>223979334please insert your willy into a vagina at least once before posting here
>>223979365just another form of racism
rorke going quiet in the cubicle when a group of kids walk in to the toilets
>>223979365*entire thread immediately dissolves into radioactive dust particles*
>>223979365Okay. When is your mother available?
do i look like i know what a jpeg is
>>223979309IF they make this then bethesda is as good as dead. They can stick to fallout movies. The amount of games studio layoffs is insane right now. You'd think they all go back to safely making games for gamers that are doing the basics very well and have compelling story. This nonsense genuinely has run it's course and it's unsustainable.
>>223979265still laughing at this
mad how pornbrained most girls actually are nowmakes it even more maddening that i still cant shag
>>223979334na
>>223979391this is gay
>>223979394i respect it
>>223979396yawn
>>223979411the guy calling women 'pornbrained' on 4chan cant shag shocking stuff
mad how if you search any post here in the archive it will have been posted a dozen or more times
>>223979392the japs are a bloody mental bunch, aren't theytakeshi's castle, remember that?good show that
AI is going to kill humanity within 5 years. You're all going to die.
>>223979411the internet has destroyed a lot of my illusions about women desu. the amount of them that are obsessed with rape is crazy
if i see one more twat in rspod talking about limerence or wishing they had a more le cultured social circle imma flip
yo cody did ya hear tarantino has a foot fedish
>>223979446fucking raped that cunt up the arse
can't believe the UK abandoned the white people of rhodesia
>>223979454did a statistical analysis did you
>>223979446>>223979470never spoken to zoomer girl award
operation pound my enemies into pieces
hey guys we were hiking the trail cody got mauled by a pooma
>>223979489i do agree with you but youre a self confessed incel so i have to make fun of you thats just how these things work
>>223979489how often are you doing that
new diet:-no fat-no sugar-no starch-no animal proteinthoughts
>>223979396Such a Poland-coded response, fascinating.
>>223979479shut up you gay little sperg
>>223979535won't last
mad how rites of spring became one last wish which became fugazi
>>223979529whenever my friends bring their gfs to a social thing so maybe every few weeks
>>223979545please don't get upset at me I don't like conflict
>>223979391i should rewatch this again
>>223979535on a seaweed diet myself
It's so fucking bizarre knowing that BBC is a popular fetish and zoomer girls openly discuss BBC on public transport. I thought it was just an internet gooner meme but it turns out it's pretty popular.
>>223979552and what kind of things are they saying
>>223979558ok sry
>>223979411work with this young girl (21) and she just casually mentioned she'd done anal before like it was nothing
>>223979582please get off the computer before it's too late
>>223979589thank you <3
>>223979551Rites of Spring merged with Minor Threat to form Fugazi. Also they were the first and last good emo band, after them the genre became garbage
>>223979572see weedeat it haha
>>223979607no i friggen smoke it
>>223979596what was the context
https://bbc.com/news/articles/clyq1w7415qoShe looks stunning.
>>223979593the "I don't understand why I got bowel cancer so young" starterpack
doing a poo, want to see?
how do we increase these numbers then
>>223979125>financed by wealthy JewsIt wasnt being the son of an american millionaire and a literal duke then?
>>223979604have a good day lid
>>223979606I don't know if you could call fugazi emo they're more late post hardcore
thought this was a /brit/ gimmiquewho the fuck decides to start a poll then not answer the questions
>>223979622my toil has a very informal/no filter atmosphere, sex is a regular topic of conversation between colleagues
DON'T look up his wife
>>223979618LMAO
just shopped the neighbour to the rozzers for growing weed lol
>>223979584tying up, vibrators, anal, orgasm denial, porn, cock differences between races, smut literature etc.not even joking
On my lunch breakThinking this could be the start of an atrocious week of toil
>>223979650Already seen desu, must fuck like a demon to keep him
>>223979606na rites of spring was over before fugazi started, the drummer and guitarist/singer from rites of spring formed one last wish, and ian mackaye produced for them. he thought they were so good he started a band with them
this was last week i wonder what today has for me in my hungover as fuck state
>>223979665are they talking in a group or to you
>>223979665you really think young people weren't talking about that before internet porn took off
oh why you pudda why you pudda english translation!? you don't needa pudda english translation for me, ahhhm spiggin it.
>>223979686inner-city school lunch tier
>>223978980Was going to say danniella westbrook because i could make her do abhorrent things for a sniff of coke. But she actually looks too grim now
>>223979686Looks a bit rough. I'm having leftovers for lunch though.
>>223979686do you at least shave the kiwi
rorke asking grok when the gay porn scene in brokeback mountain starts
>>223979687bothbut you could ask them almost anything about sex and they would be up for chatting about it
>>223979695@gook what did he mean by this?
cannot fucking stand the prick who reports pictures of reddit meals herelegit kill yourself
>>223979686Meals you eat before saying OK time to kill myself
>>223979686backrooms ass food
>>223979631grow up pot head
>>223979695where is this from then?sounds funny i would like to watch
>>223979719he'll stop doing it when he stops getting easy (You)s
>>223979717doesn't really seem all that shocking
This is my favorite Rites of Spring song.https://youtu.be/XMwwJkXWz9g?is=5NPHH-ho7qsELcpq
>>223979690mostly no
I've got amazon prime but I don't want to buy anythingyou lads got any ideas
>>223978980probably fatpheebs. idk
marge is so funny
>>223979748not really about shock is it but its pornbrained which was my point
at the bog not doing anything, don’t tell my toilboss about it please
>>223979631It was cool back then now to the younger generation that don't even smoke it smells worse than urine on a homeless man covered in shit
mad how this thread was an open invite to everyone yet only the usual jfs came along
>>223979777doesn't seem that either
>>223979793what does it seem then go on and tell us
shameful
it pie night
>>223979790would you rather have an onslaught of randos spamming “chewsday innit lads” instead?
>>223979775Idgi
>>223979775ypipo don't season dey food!
>>223979631Maybe stand around various public places in a grotty tracksuit and smoke it so the whole street stinks, also make it your whole personality
>>223979818fair enough
>>223979813stiff upper lipwe don't shot emotions unlike johnny foreigners
>>223979813Traitorous bastardsI HEART BRITAIN
Absolutely rammed out even though it's rainingDetest the public
adolescence was lowkey a good show
>>223979833not sure finns are famous for that either
>>223979801people open about sex unless they're talking about getting stuff from what they're watching
>>223979841“Succession” was better
>>223979813when half the country hates itself that's what you getat least the left in other countries (non anglo ones) are still patriotic
>>223979841main kid is so up his own arse now thinks he's pacino
used to watch a guy making videos about star citizen (he was obviously a shill but he has a soothing personality) and turns out he got a job as community manager for this game and he decided to damage control a buggy release by organizing a stream where he and some other guys play it the way it's supposed to be played on dev server and it fucking bugged there too and they run out of time and he was told to wrap it up lolthank you for your attention to this blogpost
>>223979865>>223979865>>223979865
>>223979856left means post-nationalist now thats what it is in every western country
>>223979813Nationalism and cultural programmes are are either seen a very suspect or bowdlerised to be so inclusive and revised in such a way the original meaning is lost.
>>223979820*twerks with enjoyment at this post*
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