spice edish
>>223983895sexual intercourse with emma bunton
caught a perm ban on reddit for saying the n-word and it also perm banned all my back up accounts screaming
Rorke and leftypol both wearing the jeans and t shirts their mum's bought them from Next
Imagine passionately tonguing Katie’s hairy arsehole
Americans are fat and eat cheese burger
got a piece of food stuck in my tooth and can't get it out fucking FUMING
This is /brit/. And. WE. LOVE. ANIME!
Mum's cooked an early dindins
don't think the autist at work likes the new assistant manger
Rorke and Leftypol with their mums at H&M when they run into each other and their mums start talking for an hour
>>223983965shes not tho has she
Cannot imagine the state of the sad cunt that trawls reddit all day desperately refreshing it so he can find someone’s meal to repost in here.
>>223983965Yum.
>>223983922his teeth are in decent shape for a schizo
Doing a wank-read to this Korean manga called killing stalking... it's very special
>>223983977too relatable
>>223983895reckon they ever lezed off?
finally some good fucking news
pre-maint gyaldem
>>223984012Well looks like the problem solved itself
>>223984012only pikeys were lost
>>223984012Had their race been revealed yet?
too bad lmao
The "people" who throw rubbish out their car windows should face livestramed public executions Agree or disagree?
well I think I've heard quite enough from /brit/ this afternoon
>>223984042don't think they should still be heading to the airport if they're that injured
>>223984042rest in power
>>223983948FACTOS
>>223984011Grow up little boy
>>223984042Dumb bastards.
>>223984036They were Irish gypsies, pikeys.
LOL
>>223984011pretty sure that's been confirmed
thought this was an old thread for a second there but no, just the usual sad cunts posting their same gimmicks as soon as a new is made
>>223984078
>>223984042sense another riot coming up, this time: about cars
Two days after saying he wouldn't drink for 8 days mark is back on the jars so get in there deeeeeee lads
>Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas specials cancelled after star breaks jawthere is a god
@223984093Reposted it from the previous thread award
>>223984077Stupid blokes. The world has become way too safe for everyone. The runts keep surviving way more and they live long and fuck everything up.
>>223984095it lush and i mean lush
>>223984095thought i unsubcribed from the boring fat alckie freak that poos himself in public RSS feed
>>223983915working those angles like band4bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDddlvCfTiw
>>223984095need him in the biomass reactor
>>223984095the cold nights will be here soon
have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
right we'll be down for a couple days in 20 minutes, hope the posts we get when we're b ack are nice, clean, and wholesome fun, you'll have enough time to come up with something more than "rorke pooing out a black slug"
>>223984005it's gay porn and the protagonist is literally called yoon bum who writes this shit
world war 4 may break my bones but world war 3 will never hurt me
>>223984129you can just tell she'll wall the minute she hits her late 20s
lil zoomer getting nostalgia for 2016 now (he sat in his incel hovel and listened to death grips all day)
mumberg nagging me to get a job
>>223984093Idgi why are her babies black if she was with white chad?
>>223984137Greekmong will be here shortly
>>223984176yeah mate people look older when they get older
>>223984198babies all start off black and turn white later
>>223984129she like em big
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have my bum out
26 year old zoomer calling 31 year old millennial a chooped and cooked skibidi unc on the fanum tax
>>223984137I drink water sometimes
>>223984227grow up
i don't like how even normie shaggers are addicted to the internet now because that means that was never the problem with me in the first place
haha sthfit roaringsthucking poo sthcweaming
>>223984215Amazing. To think I used to be black.
rorke pooing out a black slug
got the hurt locker on
>>223984209there are girls that are cute because of natural beauty and girls that are cute because of youthfulness, she is the latter
>>223984252Pooscream
>>223984228howling
>>223984163days? is that for real
>>223984252thats not me
>>223983895When I was in Asia I ate whale and not gonna lie it was pretty gross imagine the fat part of steak but covered in oil
>>223984095hate this AI thumbnail shit
>>223984283no x
F :(
>>223984252i talk and act like this
My gay porn food has almost finished cooking
Waiter, waiter! Another Hollywood war movie / FPS video game that portrays American invaders as the real victims because blowing people up gave them mental health issues please!
>>223984189Stealing this post and posting it in some other thread
another day of life snatched away by toilberg's wretched claw
>>223984309fucking grow up idol worshippermove on
>>223984329i stopped working after the 9am stand-up meeting. that's how i do
feel like i've had deja vu before
>>223984309I honestly have no clue who she is. All the shows they say she was in I have never seen or just don't remember watching.
does anyone remember that poster who was obsessed with rats and streamed on Rumble
>>223984175Got ps5 on tap all for free and it lush x
>>223984309michelle was a lovely lady
rorkey poppingtons x
stop oppressing scots
Lost my vinegaroon somewhere on /brit/, has anyone seen it?
>>223984355roby?
>>223984344cue elton john, sneaking out the back door with the click remote in his hand and an epic smirk
>>223984304aha you had me there. although i know they'll break it and it will be 2 weeks
>>223984329I've been on sick leave for 3 months because I just went to the doctor and told him i was a bit sad. Then I launched an ACAS case against toilberg for constructive dismissal and they're about to shell out £10,000 so I sign something to say I won't sue them. All thanks to my solicitors legal advice here (google gemini) and it all cost me absolutely nothing haha
Scot pooressing the scot
>>223984330psychopath
changed my mind, not going to message the toilfu tonight
shoving a painfully huge dildo up my arse to express solidarity with child birthing womenthis is about women
roby pesos, cheetah man and jade
My teeth are fucked
Scots per capita did more evil shit during the empire than the English Yet ever since Mel Gibson released Braveheart they've reinvented themselves as victims
ruh roh roby! the rarasite is afoot!
almost halloween then
>>223984383Never seen a dog like this
>>223984411I hate that fucker
>>223984421rest in power
right well this is the last ever /brit/ isnt it?
>>223984344sasquatch does enjoy his lava cakes
>>223984421who's this?
>>223984407*shags you up the arse* now that's not the only thing!*drives away in a clown car*
8 minutes before the website goes down for an indeterminate amount of time. I suspect it won't available for UK users when it comes back up, they've probably backed down from OFCOM's demands for age restriction
get a job
github is down
some anons seem to think it's only michelle in that webm(mp4)
>>223984440rorkes op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25956Au5n8Ythoughts on the drip?
post a loland unhoard before it goes down
been quoted £8600 to get my norwood III fixed
are you a Cheadle or Wakefield man?
>>223984460don't give a fuck about hayden
>>223984424you have now
getting my backlog of zingers out while i still can
Brad Pitt and Jelina Jolie
lava cake is one of those foods that looks 10 times better than it tastes (it's nothing but sugary slop for runts and fat ladies)
>>223983895proper kino this essential christmas day viewing
>>223984487don't give a fuck about either of them
Mental how Zionists run every major corporation and every western government
>>223984407I don't think mine are fucked but there's a thick layer of black tartar all along the gumline
>>223984309>>223984460
Don't think I've ever seen or will see another image go as hard as thisThe stuffy old sneering boomer juxtaposed with the free fun loving neet full of life and vigorThey should hang this shit in the Tate
>>223984483can get a head shaver for 50 quid mate
>>223984525it's a genre
4chan going down in 5 minutes ladspredictions?
>>223984525legendary album cover graphic tier
>>223984421dude should've waited for the heat to die down and coast off investments or his rich cambridge friends could've set him up with a side gig. 2 kids left behind
>>223984550but for how long?
Mel C > Mel B > Geri > Emma > Victoria
>>223984523grow up
were moving to mumsnet for the time being until /brit/ is back, got it?
Often considered that I really should've been born into the position of absolute monarch of some small European state
>>223984550we off to the 'jak?
is it maintenance now?
is Brutal Legend (2009) any good?
>>223984578sharty still going?
GAY WANKSGAY WANKSGAY WANKSGAY WANKSGAY WANKSGAY WANKS
There has been an effort over the years to shill seasidemark and post him everywhere as some kind of epic troll, but I'm not mad or upset or even annoyed by him. It might just be those spambot indians again so detached from reality they think this is an effective le demoralisation
>>223984523she could do with eating a few burgers
i'm going to be gooning and playing vidya till it goes back up
>>22398456040 years ago it would have been a beastie boys cover
At 5pm 4chan will go down for maintenance for an unspecified length of time Bye then lads
Michelle Trachtenberg's tight jewish-american pussy in 2004
ffs janny deleted heathies thread :-(
>>223984523xx
>>223984571vicky > mel c > emma > geri > mel b
>>223984460RDJ (Robert Iron Man Downey Jr not Aphex Twin) posted online years ago about how Hayden Panettiere was forced in to a child rape ring by her dad ok
Wonder what I will do?
At 5pm I will be killing myself
>>223984561Once the Cambridge investigation concluded he was more than likely facing criminal chargesWasn't just a blow over situation
This is the end lads. This website will not be accessible to UK users when it comes back up. Time to get a life. RIP /brit/ 2012-2026
Sick of seeing these stories about people who got bullied as a kid reaching out and confronting their bullies as an adult.If someone I bullied ever tries to confront me as an adult I’m chinning them for making me uncomfortable, we were kids get over it freak
having a panic attack in 2 minutes
Is this an acceptable note to leave for a girl?>Hello>I can see you in your underwear
>>223984586I played it once, it was entertaining enough but the RTS style stuff doesn't really work. Cool music and cameos from rockstars. Worth a go but never felt like replaying
well here it is, my last post on this god forsaken website.
>>223984608a man out of time
Goodnight Sweet Prince x
wonder who'll get the last post in on /brit/ before it goes down eh? you lads better make it a good one
maybe they'll finally purge this indian spambots
BANE?!
This is it.
>>223984645i bullied two kids in primary but by secondary i had grown up and gained a clue and was actively preventing bullying by telling other bullies to pack it ini was the cool kid loved by both teachers and pupils
only 10 minutes left to post
>>223984632>rating victoria this highalri Becks
>>223984667>beastie boysA deeply, deeply shit little rap act 3 Jews who left no mark on culture
*coughs*
dyland myers is a paedophile
>>223984661yes, it will make for a very useful piece of evidence
Maintenance time see you later, lads
making the new on the jak
poo slugs for all I say
>>223984637but i've got your big party planned
>>223984645always found it dumb to reduce people to dumb stereotypes from 80s highschools.
Well?
>>223984706>left no mark on culturewell this just isn't true is it
Tilde is a waste of oxygen
i'm profoundly mentally well
iiiiiit's SHARTY TIME!
*taps my foot*where is it
Sir Jason Arday R.I.P
sir jason arday
right then well it's still working isn't it?what the bloody hell is going on???
the jak .st/int/thread/267590
the maintenance is for 4chan, not 4channel. this thread isn't going anywhere you idiots
>>223984706>left no mark on culturelol. lmao. rofl.
>17:01WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
corrrrrrr
cant even take the site down properly dumb runts
>>223984754>>223984755
>>223984754>>223984755You slugs really are all just the same aren't you?
>>223984645That sounds proper pathetic anyway no use "confronting" someone it needs to be violence immediately on sightAnything less than that is just bentThat being said there are a couple of dickheads from school who I would probably spark out the moment I recognised them in a public place, don't live in my shithole hometown anymore though so will never happen just got to get over it innit
are we dead?
poo
WE'RE BACK
>>223984768shagged status: get her
I am not pleased.
>>223984766You want to suck their circumcised penises LOL LMAO ROFL
>>223984326>american movies cater to american tastes and appeal to american biasesNoooo thats not allowed you should create media for everyone other than yourself that vilifies your identity!MongI bet you thought this was an astute observation too ahaha
alri
how do you react om this situation?
>>223984759so we going there?
BBC
BAAAAAAAAAAANE!
we're so back
Hours later he's still angry about how the Kikey Boys were completely worthless shite and being plainly called so LMAO!
the Beasties and frog images are both bvsed..
Caught this on /tv/ this morning
>>223984835man bumps his own thread
https://youtu.be/hjAxFNJHH9Ifess up, which one of you lads is this
>>223984848Some people have too much money
mares
mad how the mainstream media memoryholed Chester Bennington and Jason Arday
in bedhad my teawatching some youtube
connection error
bet you pathetic 4chan addicts were distraught while the site was down
>>223984809>I think he had a glow downSo is he saying that 14 year old boy must have got uglier since that picture?
consider the sparrowhawk
i cant get a captcha reliablythe fucking sharty (who i think is a better forum) doesnt even have captchasfucks sake jannies pull your finger out
>>223984809what the fuck is that tattoo bruh
the Mousecord was buzzing with activity while this shithole was down btw
retard spice
>>223984868was reading about the bloods and crips on wikipedia
gymtoil beckonschest and triceps today
>4chan comes back>Still shitWorthwhile then
Evening ladsJust got back from a day out with the senpaiAbsolutely knackered and my arse was sweating loads
had /brit/ withdrawals cos ive got no mates and no one to talk to other than you dickheads
>finally got a captcha
>>223984890blgo on
>>223984913and you used it to post that
'lysa
GTA 4 almost had a much more detailed NPC system, former Rockstar developer Obbe Vermeij said producer Leslie Benzies wanted NPCs to have their own daily lives.The idea was that NPCs would have homes, wake up, go to work, travel around the city and follow different routines.Rockstar tried working on the system, but it caused a lot of technical problems. Vermeij said it also didn’t make a big enough difference to the game to justify all the extra work, so they kept it simple ok
>>223984923>>223984928still love her
I wish I didn’t have autism lads as it really gets in the way of being a normal person Had a bird round tonight for a Netflix and chill potential shagging session and decided to put on blue is the warmest colour to get her in the mindset of sex and fucking etc. she literally turned to me and said “you are an actual freak for putting this on for the first date” then got her friend to make a fake emergency call and left half an hour ago
oroight mates small hiccup there haha but we are back oh yes
>two (2) more days of toil this weekDon't know if I'm going to make it.
>>223984943just avatarpost with a frog like the rest of your subhuman kind
going to give that swedish cunt a stern talking to about his countrymens behaviour on the sharty
remember, people hate ugly people more than bad people
>>223984950incel meltdown
>>223984943what is blue is the warmest colour?
>Reform’s Tice says people should stop fighting climate crisis and ‘enjoy’ heat. Deputy leader says it is ‘arrogant’ to try to halt global heating, despite UK being left reeling by summer firewave.You veel enjoy ze crop failures and ze droughts goy
>>223984978If Reform get in just as we start turning into Venus that'll be a laugh
>>223984958blog on
Can someone show me an image example of what “built for BBC” means?Is it having a fat arse or just being a white woman in general?
>>223984935rorke's ma
we may be back
>>223984987*shows you a photo of your mum*
are we back for good now
well, when we were away, i sure hope everyone here was productive and spent their time well*rorke looks down*hmm? rorke? what did you do during your 8 hour break?*rorke stays silent*rorke? no... you weren't watching gay sex porn the entire time were you?*rorke heaves a huge sigh*rorke...
aff tae bed
>>223985032noooo
>>223984978same people who call gammons delusional for pretending britain is still a powerful global empire also believe that britain can save le world somehow
*breathes in* FINALLY! I thought I'd suffocate.
>>223985032good tune that
>Burnham exchanged messages with person posing as Trump's chief of staffblud got catfished lol how does this even happen
Arse Garfunkel
>>223984923>>223984928wonder what she smells like
>>223985081idgi
>>223984905what did you get up to lad
>>22398505595% of them took advantage if her aautism and raped her. Cruel world for autists
youll all be glad to know i Never killed myself while 4chan was down!
Right well that's all the electronics in the house fucked by a leakCan't turn the power back onGreat stuff
pizza and a wanki said pizza and a wank(and now a glass of dr pepper to wash it down)
>>223985100mostly sweating out of my arsehole
>>223985055In reality all of the people depicted in this image macro have a body count of over 100
>>223985124Always with the animes in the background.
evening all.
I can't leave without my buddy Superfly
>>223985143dwayne
>>223985124Ok i will suck his cock!!
>>223985143My bed time is at 22:30
>>223985148duhwayne
american women and british men belong together, the natural order as it were
>>223985111i was thinking about it
Are we actually back now.
>>223985153why not him?>>223985143he looks like a more mentally stable and healthy fellow
>>223985124Really fit but also really not
shartybros, it's over
>>223985192We always come back.
>>223985192no sorry mate got one last git commit to push and the website might be down for a few years
>>223985119you the lad who had a shower full of backed up poo earlier in the year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9_BfPzWW9sYoutube keeps recommending me free korean classes
hood niggas like me sucking eggs in the trap
>>223985124sitting waiting for 4chan to come back up so you can post a photo of a heinous smelly tranny
>>223985184It’s the opposite because>americans = masculine >brits = feminine
>>223985225No, whatI left the bath running too long
>>223985124why are animetrannies like this
trolling models on onlyfans
>>223985265>>223985265>>223985265
>>223985055like any of them have bc under 200
>>223985262scr
>>223985262Done her
Glad we're back, got myself exiled from the sharty :L