When you order a pizza EditionPrevious: >>223975155
Did you guys miss me as much as I missed you
>>223986954No
>>223986910I literally ordered pizza 2 hours ago
Mmmm pizza...
Georgia 1864Looking upon the now crimson water with the Flames and Stars glistening in it, reminding me of the holy Flag of the UNION as I turn around and walk around the streets. With every step I take, a d*Xoid skull cracks and shatters underneath my YANKEE feet. I look upon the lampposts and savor the d*Xoid corpses hanging from them. Every single square meter has a d*Xoid dog executed one way or another. Whether they've been strung to lampposts or their heads impaled on spears. I salute my NORTHERN brothers, their giant, muscular bodies, adorned with trophies, disembodied heads of d*Xoids who resisted the conquest. With every passing moment, I savor the cries of the last d*Xoid women as they are raped, as they watch their children and husbands murdered. I smile as the last d*Xoid crawls away from me, stuttering incomprehensible garbage with his rotten tongue. I grin as I obliterate his skull with a single punch from my YANKEE hand.
my most liked reddit comment has 44k upboats
Why do you think a 21+ year old florida woman would get arrested for having a fake ID?And then why/how could she have been arrested later just for having a weapon/firearm/ammo?
I found the girl I want to marry
Just found out the UK prime minister is a guy named Andy Burnham.
>>223987070Same.Her name is Mikey Madison.
>>223987138Yuck
I'm at a point where I'm not gaining any weight, the weights aren't feeling easier, theyre feeling harder, not making any progress
>>223987167neither party says either of those things.
When is the last time you met somebody new?
>>223987138she'll make you circumcise your sons though
>>223987126There are people here who don't realise he took over a month ago. It's quite amazing how inconsequential Prime Ministerial changes are in this country. Everything plods on as usual, sliding inexorably to total decay and insignificance (we're about 95% there)
>>223987167That seems a little, well honestly completely reductive but then again I don't go to elephant and donkey comics for nuance AND I am even a little wistfully nostalgic of this kind of politicking.
weird how its always the most dysgenic bitter apes that are the most obsessed with politics
>>223987167Everyone loves elephants
while you protozoa are sucking fish feces off the ocean floor i’m doing linguistic puzzles in classical nahuatl
>>223987222the average hood monkey or squatamallan drywaller doesn't care about politics THO
>>223987167>right to vote>look inside>it's the right to vote without any IDEvery time
Weird how brown people are allowed to vote, like wtf who let that happen
>>223987249I'm using a $70,000 machine to perform biochemical analysis on marine invertebrates. Hope I don't accidentally break it haha
>>223987281they don't like to tell people this, but the amendment to the US constitution that ended up giving browns rights is the same one that gives corporations rights.
No girl has ever seen my penis
yeah
I’m gonna succeed
Cooked pajeet taste like shit saar
>>223987260
>>223987281>When you give former slaves the right to vote solely to own the dixiechuds after a war and you end up dooming Western civilizationReally did happen like that
>>223987374I used to really enjoy telling this variety of AmeriBurger that Canada has voter ID laws
>>223987374Period
if you ever get someone's name tattooed on you, instead of paying for a cover up or removal, you can just search the name up on an arrests website and find a replacement
>>223987422You don't even need voter ID here, just ID.
desultory is a good word. it's the only english word i can think of that has desu in it.
>>223987449>you don't need ID to vote, just ID:skull:
>>223987449>You don't even need voter ID here, just ID.what?
>>223987472sou desu ne
>>223987449After just googling it about japan I noticed a similar discrepancy/nuance. They don't require ID but they still require ID verification. So probably birthcertificates or some shit
I didn't know that Zach Hill was so freaking jacked dude. I thought he was just a skinny guy. He looks strong as frick.https://youtu.be/vgzSP05q0as
>>223987374>polite society
corr just poopedwun of the best in recent mwmoryhairftae be consecratednow?maybe 100 of R&R before the [redacted]-bergistanization
>>223987516>They don't require ID but they still require ID verificationAlmost every country works like this, the simple and practical way almost everyone does it is showing their ID. Some people don't have ID and have to use some more convoluted method like having someone with ID affirm the other person's identity. But leftoid Americans have made it very clear that what works for 99% of the democratic countries can't work in the US for some reason, blahpipo simply cannot get ID or someone to vouch for them.
>>223987374Insane reddit freak screenshot thread?
>>223987565if people had to be ID'd to vote, it would be harder to stuff the ballot.
The ice cream truck is here
>>223987481When you show up to vote they already have your name and address in a book and they tick you off as having voted. That's assuming you're already registered but see here you don't need to constantly reapply to be registered, just as long as you've registered at some point in the past and haven't changed your address you're consistently good to go. Every constituency & voting location has a list of who's in their district (before an election you get a card in the mail telling you which voting station to go to so they can expect you). Two things though: it is possible to go to a voting station and vote without having previously been registered and they will register you then and there and it's a big pain in the ass for everyone; and you can in fact vote outside of your constituency/designated voting location but again it's a pain.
>>223987047Who's the real racist, huh?
>>223987589I am aware, but it's just hilarious to me how leftoids in the US will blatantly be like "only fascists want voter ID laws" then be unaware the entire EU, UK, Canada, Japan, Australia etc all have ID laws about voting
The ice cream truck left
singles i do the dishes
>>223987586Imagine hearing those words in your head and believing you have thoughts or a soul
corrr good drum solo dishttps://youtu.be/BNgwQ8xbAN0
>>223986910Me entering /cum/
I had a soul but it died
>>223986991You order pizza every day though
>>223987738i eated it >_>
>>223987738Same
I wondered why my favorite diner closed, this is what I found>What Happened to Angie'sRetirement:>Owner Angie Bistoff worked 7 days a week for 24 years and decided to retire.oh... okay, pretty good reason
Eating the cartoon character ice creams always felt wrong
Ever just shit a bunch of perfectly identical nuggets and then scrape your antlers on a tree?
>>223987815Can't say I have
https://www.onahole.com/slut-fighter-hip-sexy-realistic-onahip-with-two-tunnels-7-7-lbsSHEEEESH might have to cop dis shit post-haste!!!!!!!!!!
>>223987781>only 24 yearspretty based, especially if she did it before turning 50
>>223987712bloody ell
Shit I got a pocket pussy coming in the mail. Imma take that bitch to work with me
>>223987825Good answer
Everyone I talk to wants me to listen to them, but when I want to talk, they ignore me. Do that happen to you, too?
>>223987879i will listen to you
>>223987879Yes all the time. When I try to say something back they look at me like I inconvenienced them
Should I try DMT? I'm a pretty level-headed guy.
>>223987879no. i dont talk to anyone.
Reading through the thread, why the hell is having an ID to vote racist? In Mexico, you need one for almost everything, like buying beer or getting a job, and everyone has one. >>223987374
>>223987918Start small and try shrooms first (not alone, do it with your closest friends)
>>223987924>why the hell is having an ID to vote racist?why does their reasoning matter when it's obviously not true?
>>223987966I did shrooms and lsd before. What I didn't like about it, is that it took to long and I began to feel like I was losing my mind.
>>223987999If losing your mind is a worry then I don't recommend trying more psychedelics
electrolyte mix is finished
I just got hired at White Castle
Obama drinks Yuengling Lager
>>223987999Hello Belgium.
>>223988015Their burgers are soggy
>>223988015The white castle I went to last had signs in somalian
So 4chan gave /cum/ a tune up this afternoon I guess. Shit is C U S T O M now, fully sick.
>>223988029Something tells me they're about to get soggier
>White Castlethey're just hamburgers with onions. What makes them so special?
>>223988050Why did he do it?
What will you all do with your lives when 4chan is finally, inevitably kill? Do you even have any other social outlets?
Americans love their fast food
>>223988067They aren't special but they are amazing if you're drunk
>>223988093not telling
benus
>>223988009Yeahhh. I had hihh hopes for psychedelics, but I always just wound up in annoying thought loops. I just thought that if dmt is so intense and fast, there wouldn't be any time for overthinking. I'm a pretty cerebral person by nature and I notice most people who enjoy psychs are kind of knuckle headed in a way.>>223988023Hi :3
>>223988093I dunno. Reddit is getting more unbearable too. They're making you have an account just to browse now.
>>223988093Almost all the threads I used to frequent in 2015 have turned into Discord servers or similar platforms
>>223988093I have no friends or social outlet and hate most of youIt would be a bummer. It wouldn't take long to get banned from most normal sites
>>223987840she retired at 52
Honored wife lift big pot
handing them a friggin packet yo
>>223988072for a video, but it didn't go how they wanted, but they did get more views than they expected for the wrong reasonnow everybody knows they are retards and their channel is done
>>223988167Thanks bro first time I've seen it in my lifeHaven't seen it daily for like 2 years now? 3?
>>223988072>>223988167wait, did he crash on purpose? i thought he was too much of a retard to install his brakes and use his clutch.
I'm a sssssslithery sssssssssnake!
how could this happen to me, and nobody else
>>223988157>filter keeps snapping
I used to rule the world, chunks would load when I gave the word
>>223988196>did he crash on purpose?no, but he knew the brakes were "iffy"
>>223988196Pretty sure he cooked his brakes because he upgraded everything but. It might have had old fluid too but I don't recall the specifics
>>223988196He knew the breaks hadnt been changed in decades and the fucking gas pedal would stick. Genuine boomer retardation
semenstein
>>223988266does he know my rabbi gockberg?
>>223988278gock milksteinberg is semenstein's cousin
three scoops onegai
>>223988305small hands
*eats pineapple*Dah bih guu
cumberg on a mad one
Kari from mythbusters was so hot
the chik fil a had a big fire today. sadly it didnt burn to the ground and none of the phobes eating and working there got hurt but at least it will cost the owner a ton of money to repair and refurbish
cfa is the only good goyslop, and they're fag bashers too!blessed by god.
>>223988373What do you mean? All of the major chains make world class food
>>223988116Doesn't dmt feel a lot longer than it actually lasts, or is that Salvia?
>>223988196combined a 1300hp engine with drum brakes designed half a century ago meant for a car with a fraction of that power and torque. basically he cooked the brakes just holding it at idle and driving it regularly, so they're like wet sponges when you need them.
>>223988373Too little for what you pay
>>223988395third world class
>>223988395Nice bait
:p
>>223988157are phones in choidland locked to always use camera filters? i've never seen a clip where they don't use it
>>223988409The only thing stopping a mcdouble from being a 10/10 is that it isn't a dollar anymore
I remember one time I made me a fried baloney sandwich
>>223988424I had a Huawei phone a while back and it would automatically smooth out a picture and give my cheeks a slight rosy hue
>>223988462it was tryign to troon you out.
>>223988462Why would you own Chinese spyware?
>>223988491I don't give a fuck if Xi Jinping knows what I fap to
seepy
>>223988506go to 'eep
>>223987624Did you know Olive Garden was founded by Mussolini
We need to abolish work
I've met 2 different people who work at NSA and they both told me the same thing:"Don't trust the Chinese"
Seen a gay black police officer
>>223988557i saw a clapped out tranny police officer last time i went to a gun show.
>>223988556But you can trust the NSA. They're very well-intentioned
>>223988556>NSA
>>223988540then how does 4chan run?
>>223988556What does the N stand for
Wolf be like don't trust the fox
Nigga Sex Association
Shut the fuck up about race and politics none of you have anything funny or insightful to say about either topic so just shut the fuck up
>>223988584nickelodeon
Giant Bat just died.
>>223988556well you're lying because people at the NSA aren't even allowed to say what their position is to civilians.
>>223988597Sybau
>>223988581Volunteers not workers
>>223988584American culture centres around…
I've always had an intense fear of being stabbed in the heart. I can watch people get stabbed in the belly in horror movies or something but thinking about a knife in the heart makes me very uncomfortable
Don't trust a hoNever trust a hoCuz a ho won't trust me
>>223988597what do you think about >>223881381
Interestingly, the phones with the least amount of pre-installed junk are Sony phones.
>>223988556What if there's a Chinaman in the NSA
>>223988611My grandmother's second husband shot himself in the heart
>>223988556And their thoughts on trusting the Jews?
>>223988635Can't even buy them stateside anymore, only online. Coincidence? I think not
>>223988607the admin and head mods get paid. You also need cloudfare to work along with the internet in general to opeate with people.
>>223988628nigger It's just that you guys can't pronounce the word negro properly
>>223988556My grandfather apparently used to always say, "Never trust a Hindu"!
>>223988597let's talk about you. why are you so tall?
>>223988635i gots me a galaxy again
>>223988642Shot through the heart and you're to blameDarling, you give love a bad nameAn angel's smile is what you sellYou promised me heaven, then put me through hellChains of love got a hold on meWhen passion's a prison, you can't break freeWhoa, you're a loaded gun, yeahOh, there's nowhere to runNo one can save me, the damage is doneShot through the heart and you're to blameYou give love a bad name (Bad name)I play my part and you play your gameYou give love a bad name (Bad name)Yeah, you give love a bad namePaint your smile on your lipsBlood red nails on your fingertipsA school boy's dream, you act so shyYour very first kiss was your first kiss goodbyeWhoa, you're a loaded gunOh, there's nowhere to runNo one can save me, the damage is doneShot through the heart and you're to blameYou give love a bad name (Bad name)I play my part and you play your gameYou give love a bad name (Bad name)You give love a—Oh, shot through the heart and you're to blameYou give love a bad nameI play my part and you play your gameYou give love a bad name (Bad name)Shot through the heart and you're to blameYou give love a bad name (Bad name)I play my part and you play your gameYou give love a bad name (Bad name)You give loveYou give love, bad nameYou give loveYou give love, bad nameYou give loveYou give love, bad nameYou give loveYou give love, bad name
fishe
I ordered a pizza yesterday and ate more pizza with my mom today
>>223988506corr anudda gud kittingtonshire diss
Erm
there is actually no way to get a gf, its impossible
>>223988685burrito ahhh nigga
>>223988691Mental illness
smoked too much dude gang weed
>>223988603I'm not lying.Neither of them told me what their positions are, they just told me they're time there taught them not to trust the Chinese.It's a massive pet peeve when someone accuses me of lying when I'm not.Why would I lie? Internet attention is completely hollow if it's for something untrue
>>223988701Have you tried offering this to a girl
for me?slayerangel of death
>>223988691Noooooooooooooo
>>223988691reason number infinity + 1 not to respect women
>>223988691who gives a fuck though like who is this person, i dont care
>>223988691sexo
>>223988691this obsession with getting dumb doodles on their skin should be studied
I can tell just by looking at her that Inde girl the zoomers are obsessed with has extremely disappointing tits
>>223988691This is typical behaviour of an aging hot girl with a broken social life and tenuous career. I would've expected nothing less. A sex scandal should be brewing too, probably something rough or a 3some. You can tell Nancy likes a good eye-watering, coughing, sputtering face-fuck.
>>223988740Don't think I've ever seen tits that I would say are "disappointing"Are you a virgin?
Wish Toby was here
I am going to spend so much money on these out of production old dwarf miniatures that are coming up for Made to Order soon.
>>223988755el doggo broke
hahahaha dude
>>223988740she looks great when shes plumped up
did you know if you live in downtown LA you're chance of bein violently assaulted is 1 out of 22?
>>223988745no doubt the fannard is completely hollowed out at diss point
>>223988777You scared?
>>223988777why
poo nigga
>>223988748You telling me the first time you saw Natalie Dormer's or Ella Purnell's tits you were perfectly satisfied?
Inde Navarrette is a solid 7/10.I'm obsessed with her because she's a great actress and starred in the best horror movie to come out in decades.Someone I'm obsessed with just because they're hot would be Sydney Sweeney
>>223988716sushe
>>223988789in the rural midwest, no>>223988790I could guess as you could
>>223988798kidney's ass is dissapoint
>>223988794Okay, Natalie Dormer is the sole exception, but if she were naked in front of me right now I sure wouldn't complain.Inde Navarrette is too petite to have weird tits, they're probably just small and normal.
I’m dysgenic. Should I breed?
hommmmmm
who else ugly and retarded
>>223988821Yo mama
i want a pizza so bad but i'm trying to diet this shit SUCKS i'm such a LARDASS at 160lbs NOBODY will ever love this ABOMINATION of a body i WILL die alone.
im beautiful on the inside
I'm even uglier on the inside
>>223988832Yeah
It's my dream to be the only white person on a carnival cruise
im well hung on the inside
>>223988888
Sources say he’s stable… please god
me?only kittingtonshire on the poop-ranchlike don gleason in alpha cenevrii
My gay cousin posted pictures of him modeling underwear on Instagram again
>>223988886i'm the furthest thing from stable.
My cousin posts photos of herself in a bikini all the time, and it reminds me of when we used to play doctor.
>>223988905which family member molested him?
>>223988905and you looked at all of them...
https://youtu.be/7G2-FPlvY58This song is so good that I can literally feel it physically in my body as if I were high
It’s ya boy eat dat pussy 445
My cousins and I have not talked more than 5 times in our entire lives.
>>223988939DUDE
Braaaaaaaaaaap
Flyover states are drowning
i put the pussy on the chainwax
Im thinking anime
I was listening to npr on the ride home and a fat gay nigger "professor" was saying it was racism that caused that black cambridge "professor" to kill heeself and that he didn't do it, but if he did do it he needed more programsWhat a joke
kitler is curled up at my feet
LET ME INN NNMNMM
>>223988983You don't think. You LISTEN. To ME.Who told you to think? Idiota.
>>223988990post kitler
>>223988987npr is a joke
>I was listening to npr
>>223988987We should have put flags at half mast for Jason Arday
>>223988987>I was listening to nprwhat compels you do to this?
need gock milk
>>223988992?
NPR is the only good thing on the radio. Brainlets like you wouldn't understand.
bros
>>223988999Nice digital, but it is important to be reminded daily by women of color and gay jewish men that black women built america and you are certifiable for not wanting to let everyone in the cuntree
>>223989007I’m a boring cocksucker
>>223989007I have been chaining free trials of the satellite radio but they don't let you infinitely free trial anymore
finna shower
>>223988998
>>223989020and our tax dollars pay for it
lüge[npr]resse
>>223989040not me I'm a neet
I’ve never worked a day in my life lol
do we have new jannies?I would have been banned 10 times in the last 2 weeks for what I have posted in the past
>>223989019>black raspberrydo they mean blackberry?
>>223989047if you buy anything at any store, it's been taxed five different times before you ever saw it.
>>223988992Go home gi
>>223989060What if it was Brown Raspberry flavored?
I don't know why people are so bothered by gentrification. If you can't afford rent, that's not my problem, you should have bought a house when they were cheap instead of renting it for a fucking 20 years.
>>223989047are you proud of being a worthless piece of shit?>>223989063"tax payers" are people that work, and get taxednot every retard that pays tax from government money
If you work you're a cuck
>>223989079
We should blow up Mt. Rushmore and redo it with Charlie Kirk, George Floyd, Jason Arday, and Donald Trump
>>223989069i don't think that existsalso, upon further inspection, that ice cream seems shit>black raspberryi'm assuming food dyed raspberry>dark chocolate flavored chunksso not chunks of dark chocolate, just chunks that "taste" like dark chocolate
>>223989097>If you work youhave money
Did you know that ren fairs have thot patrols?
What does a black rifle have to do with coffee
>>223989091all tax revenue -from income or sales or gas- goes into the same bucket. "tax payer" does not have a legal definition that suits your purposes.
>>223989036cute kittinstein
>>223989125This build is impossible on the old continent.
>>223989126it's a jew company. what do you think?
>>223989128our country is absolutely fucked if even 10% of retards think like you
>>223989140The fat titcow?
You work for another man and call him your “boss”. Thats gay as hell
>>223989152No, the fucking wall they walk past. Yes, the FAT titcow.
My dad is a millionaire so I'm just waiting on the inheritance. Im not working lol
>>223989126It's for homosexuals who look like Matt Walsh.
>>223989151>our country is absolutely fucked if even 10% of retards think like you>>223989154>You work for another man and call him your “boss”. Thats gay as hellwe are doomed if this becomes the majority mindset
>>223989151someday you may cross the is-ought barrier.
>>223989160
>>223989171>the is-ought barrier.explain
>>223989170Don’t worry. Most people will always be retarded slaves like you
>>223989160>inb4 new wife gets everything / no will so you get cucked by your siblings
>>223989160wow, 1 million, you can make if your lucky, 10% off that per year, and make 1000 every month
any sluts here?
Get up and dance
>>223989187everybody that doesn't own their own business works for somebody elseI wish I owned the 850 million dollar a year company I worked for
>>223989158oh but you do have them, lad
When I see NTR, i think netorase.When you see NTR, you think of netorare. We are not the same.
Strange DaysUnhappy GirlMoonlight DrivePeople Are StrangeMy Eyes Have Seen YouCan't See Your Face In My MindLove Me Two TimesLost Little GirlWhen The Music Is OverChangelingLove Her MadlyBeen Down So LongCar Hiss By My WindowLA WomanL'AmericaThe WASPHyacinth HouseCrawling King Snake (in the room of dead)Riders on the Storm
>>223989213only in spirit
>>223989226stick a blue ribbon on her
I love being Jewish
>>223989218
>>223989226the isles, I reckon? Doesn‘t count.
>>223989235I don't understand.Those are great albums yesIn fact I'm listening to LA Woman right now
Did you hear that? Sounds like a bong went off
miserable and bored
>>223989273Very well, let's go mainland Europe.
women need to stop being so materialistic and accept me as unemployed
>>223989285There‘s no way this is an unaltered specimen.
Cheryl get me a coffee
>>223989308It's legit. Nadine is one of the most famous BBWs in history for a reason.
>>223989339Damn she got fat
fatties should be exploded by sticks of dynamite.
Where the FUCK is the new
>>223989339>BBWBig Boob Whites?All our women look like picrel and communicate with nazi aliens via their hair
showered btw
new>>223989378>>223989378
>>223989373A Nazi woman who looks like that is the ideal tho
>>223989373big body women. it's a fat fetish thing. you wouldn't get it. yuropoors never get it.
>>223989372It's refurbished
>>223989385I hate all women equally. Khhv like a true Aryan man should be in these horrid circumstances.
