>the lubedish
lately all my browsers have been shit at loading anything, youtube especially
>>224005854how quick does gay porn load?
>>224005854i think they intentionally do that if they detect ad blocking software
don't save this pepe
just off down the lub for a lint
depressing how london has that extremely faggy streetwear hypebeast culture i thought for sure that was only an innercity thing here
I'm going flipping crackers
they're talking about a genre called uk poo and it literally doesn't sound any different to me than the usual drivel that is uk rap
seasideMARK World's loudest door/ headphone warning
>>224005916who's they?
leftypol's drip
Necking that maccies now. It lush x
>>224005935hope you die of clogged arteries
>>224005869never been quicker>>224005872ohlove to see everything get worse it's great
>>224005928the hoi polloi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wes3Vi27Gopeak car crash kino
>>224005935Corrrr that is lush my lad, bit of a small portion of nuggies for all that ranch thoughs x
what a beautiful face i have found in this place
I'm not trying to delude myself or anything, but I think my 2 months of 30 curls, 30 squats and 40 row pulls is working.Not saying I'm getting buff or anything, and my fat belly remains, but I caught myself in the mirror the other day and I definitely noticed more definition in the muscles in the back of my arm
laptop was beeping like a jewjust decided to disable system sounds rather than investigate it desu
>>224005934Change the shoes and the shirt and it's kinda kino
>>224005935this triggers a deep revulsion in mecorporate annihilation of meaning
Hello
>>224005897what's wrong lad?
>>224006077>>224006077
nigga think he adele
>>224005935Fucking hell lad. You had a massive Subway yesterday. How the fuck do you afford to eat out everyday? I thought you were on bennies?
vpn moment
>>224006055annoying like a yappy woman get it smashed with your fists
>>224006093Got PIP on tap hasn’t he x
>>224004638around end of 2007 is when they put trade limits so you could only trade equal value items no more giving away free stuff or dropping stuff for people to pick upthey also made it so you couldn't pk in the wildy and get peoples loot anymoreit was fucked
Reading Things Fall apart and oh my DAYS it's boring is this really the best 6000 years of African civilization could achieve a boring ahh novel about yam farming?
>>224006144name the last 50 books you read before this
>>224005934probably about £300-500 quid in clothes. what a waste of money
>>224006065how the fuck would that be 'kino' why is looking like a hobo in a bathrobe at all fashionable
>>224006155Mr niceThat's it
>>224006189howling. done her
>>224006189done em
>>224006093He gets full whack PIP + wages from his part time job that is also topped up by his UC. He'll easily have enough to eat out most days.
>>224006199cheeky cunt
wait who killed Jason Arday?
>>224006223leftypol did. lovers quarrel init
>>224006223we did
>>224006189roaring
Andrew Wilson sex pickle jar
>>224005896bet she has a hairy bush
>>224006223white supremacy, poverty, and racism killed him
in the future Klopp/Pep will be replaced with grok/claude
>>224006223cambridge
>>224006216how does he get pip? what’s his disability?
>>224006258bushes are only good on brunettes
>>224006258thanks for replying even though i forgot to check the post count before i submitted
>>224006279Source?
>>224006279nah a blonde bush is kino
>>224006273onlyfans addiction
My reading listThe Turner DiariesJason Arday's doctoral thesisThings Fall ApartSpareThe Communist ManifestoMein KampfBoku No Pico
Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.Raise the Lifetime ISA allowance to £5,000 per year (plus a 25% government top-up for a cool £6,250 per year).Sterilise all non-whites.Implement an obesity tax (extra 1% of income for every kilogram overweight).Freeze the NHS budget for 5 years.Implement a Department of Eugenics.Enslave the Boriswave and use them to build HS2 to its original plan.
>>224006316>Mein Kampfis this book legit? It's supposed to be his biography
i noticed when old people tell you about their grandkids if they are tall they will always mention their height right away even if it's completely irrelevant
drinking some microwaved water
>>224006189wonder if she loves the 6'4 one more
>>224006016Yeah I should have got the 9 nuggies instead of the 6 but never mind they were still lush x
amazon telling me to "pick up where i left off"i do not remember shopping for this evermust be the gf on my account what is she thinking
>>224006279ye shes light haired so its probably only a light dusting of pubes at most which would look messy and not satisfy any pube aficionado but shes definitely unshaved. its my belief that lower class women feel the need to trim and tuck more frequently around their whole body to cover for their poverty . sort of like deanos chav wife. but she is clearly upper middle class with the accent and zero humility at all so shes showig off everything including her fanny hairs
>>224006369every one of themfat
>>224006392no shit she must have searched for plus size
>>224006369wood berry it in each and every one of them
wonder do gay pilots ever wank themselves off when the autopilot cracks on on nighttime transatlantic flights
>>224006411why specify gay pilots?
>>224006369bizarre and contrived lie
I'm 6 ft 3 and my mum brings up my height at least once a weekWhen she introduced me to one of her new mates a few months back she said 'look how tall he is!' to her mate
>>224006374apparently he had just had a fight with his friend and was upset
>>224006424cause its easy to confuse the control stick with a cock
>>224006287>>224006340>>224006374the average gorilla penis is 2 inches
>>224006436yer ma is yer wingman lmao
>>224006369remember in my dress up wanks phase I would get recommendations and adverts for things like this even though I strictly used separate accounts for degen stuffwas very embarrassing using my phone in public
>>224006436do people make basketball jokes or is that purely a yank thing i dont know how popular it is there
>>224006452just shows you size doesnt matter
>>224006452damn, mogs the BWC
anime
>>224006460>dress up wankshow does that work then you little gimp please explain in detail and no my dick definitely didn't twitch
hohol army is 80% colombian mercs at this point
>>224006392Built for it
now both my knees hurt fucking hell why do I have to suffer so much
>>224006480were you waiting with an indian vpn ready to pounce?
>>224006463nah but could hear two older women in the hospital cafe talking about me once and they were wondering how big my dick must be true story
>>224006506how did that happen?
nothing goes harder than mirror wanks except maybe camera phone wanks
my knob is 4 inches maybe closer to 3.75 or something
>>224006460glad i got out thisspent my first student loan installments on all sorts of filth and would just wank myself into oblivion while dressed as a school girl with knotty toys up my arse
>>224006544flaccid, right?
>>224006544ktim we're willy twins
>>224006549bruh moment
im 7 inches flaccid
Sexo twins
>>224006549need you executed
why is it whenever someone throws an insult or has a witty reply to another person there will be several people going "done them!!" "they got done!!" "wow done!!!"is it a gimmick?
>>224006562no ive just got an embarrassingly small willy
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/163022339/#163022964
>>224006611Autistic shut-ins who want to feel involved and fit in.
might go to the lub
are you lot joking around or do you actually dress up as women to get off? if true that is disturbing and unbelivably gay
>>224006611shut up ya fuckin dickkkkkkkkkk
>>224006544>>224006616Don't believe you
>>224006549omds rorke
found out james gandolfini was a coke addictbeing that fat and doing coke is fucking insane
>>224006641Not done him
>>224006611done them
>>224006632Done those freaks
>>224006655he wasnt that fat considering how tall he was. bmi was probably decent. could understand why he might not realise he was unhealthy
hatting a 4 year old postspaki is truly deranged
>>224006698are you fucking serious lmao he 6 feet and severly obese
>>224006699its not spaino its some black african schizohe has posted hand pictures
just fucking sub Saharan Africans absolutely fucking everywhere
youre not actually gay right
Autumn is here x
>>224006720Good x
>>224006698he was enormous
Autism is here x
>>224006357she loves the one with the biggest willy more
>>224006549sonion...
>>224006699thats 190 mate. spakis predecessor
>>224006741ye but who would they have cast without him . you needed that combination of unhealthy + tall so he could still pass as strong
reckon mums with multiple sons know how big their willies are?
right so hangovers aren't worth it anymore i am literally actually never drinking againim seriousdont enjoy it anymoreteetotal from now ondidn't drink for 6 months and started going out again and it's just not funfuck it
>>224005934what do you wear? a legend of zelda t shirt and cargo shorts? kek
>>224006795rasheed enraged
>>224006795built for stoning
>>224006778don't remember ever saying he shouldn't have been tony soprano
>>224006793only in my hentais where the moms fuck the sons
>>224006795pointless video
>>224006793your mum knows the size of my willy
>>224006795is this a fella?
>>224006795she is too pretty to live in such an ugly city, fly her to europe pronto
>>224006782don't watch goyball sorry
my mum told me how my willy was the smallest out of all the newborn babies
>>224006847Corrr imagine if all our millions of migrants were just fit brown women
>>224006854why was she inspecting other baby's nobs?
>>224006793guesswork based on dads cock as most mums stop seeing them when they turn 8 idk i think for me it was around the time i started getting embarrassed to change clothes at the beach im reminded of how uncomfortable it is for mums with proper kids who have to clean their arse and genitals
>>224006847https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaGry1F_VU
>>224006452mogs me
>>224006793my friends mum saw my bulge when i was staying over at his and said "you'll make a woman very glad with that"
mum called my willy rubbish
>>224006835she's into sph is she
saw my dad's knob when we were camping and he took a piss in the norning and its noticeably bigger than mine
He-he-here we go!So they're finally here, performing for youIf you know the words, you can join in tooPut your hands together, if you want to clapAs we take you through this monkey rap!Huh!
>>224006793Supposedly willard size is inherited maternally, so your grandad on your mum's side is who your cock resembles
>>224006875suppose they put all the newborns in the same newborn unitthing is dadberg has a monster so it must be odd to herit's got bigger now of course
>>224006901call the noncehunters
>>224006795HARAM
>>224006901this never happened
2050: White British share of the population is projected to drop to roughly 57%.2063: White British population is projected to drop below 50%, becoming a minority.2079: Individuals born outside the UK and their immediate descendants are projected to form a majority.
>>224006934i was 17
amazing how a catholic priest created the big bang theory. really rubs the atheist science worshipper's nose in christianity
going to america next week lads
>>224006931your mother's got a penis
>>224006948
remember my sister caught me naked and said my willy was massiveit was fully flaccid
>>224006854mine told me I was born with severe phimosis and the doctor had to use oil and stuff to pull my foreskin backdidn't want to get circumcised me
Me and my dad were on holiday and he walked in the room and started windmilling once, that's the only time he's done anything cock-related
rorke eating the bugs
we really talking about what mums think of their sons knobs then are we?you lot are truly deranged
>>224006948why cant we just have migrant workers who never stay? the arabs manage it
some weird posts today
>>224006982bore off and bore someone else, boring cunt
>>224006917all dads have bigger willies than their sons. even if you have a small willy as soon as you find out you're going to have a boy you willy expands dads with daughters stay small and get smaller
gta 6 maps been leaked, looks a bit small ngl
>talking about incest>indian chimes inthirdies... you know what actually... nevermind just keep it up man who cares anymore
>>224006969what the fuck
>>224007010big if true
>>224006948It's just not sustainable, something is going to give.
>>224007015Yeah it was a bit odd, he's otherwise never had his willard out or even made reference to willards. He just strolled in, windmilled, laughed to himself and then went back in the bathroom and got dressed. Weird man is dadberg
any overtaxed overworked exhausted oxford shirt and tie high earning young professional in
Installed CachyOSNow i shall live in peace
>>224006965was she comparing it to hers
>>224007010better to be relatively small and detailed than fuckhuge and empty like starfield
>Home building falling well short of Labour's 1.5m target - as property giant warns completion rate is set to worsen
>>224006948the end result is an entirely brown population grim
>>224006965this happened to me but she told everyone my cock was tiny and I was wanking to granny porn but it was regular porn and I've got a normal knob and occasionally at family gatherings one of my siblings will make a joke about me watching granny porn because she has yet to admit to lying about it 15-ish years later
>>224006723No lol
wish I had some sisters I could shag
>>224007037drugs maybe
Im a big gay boy
>>224007083grow up indian porn boy
>>224007010looks like they just remodelled san andreas
>>224007083you think that but i have a sister and she's genuinely grim
>>224007050new tranny distro?
>>224007100corrr
>>224007010dont know why it needs two airports
>>224007030there's some video leaks too of jason playing basketball outside the starting house, its from the 2024 build tho
any tamil nadu man in
remember that confusing feel of meeting a female cousin that you rarely if ever met before
how many of the posters in /brit/ are native europeans
i really hate birmingham, the idea of that being our second city just is so grim. not even the fact it's an asian majority city just the fucking state of how ugly it is and how little cultural export it has.
>>224007010bland
when's your next job centre appointment
>>224007125
>>224007125last time that happened i ended up in her family bathroom sniffing her knickers from the hamper
>>224007137better than manchester
>>224007050performance is the least important thing when it comes to the distro. performance issues are dominated by applications
>>224007102based on arch so yes its a tranny distro
>>224007136All of my ancestry is from the eastern coast of England, from Northumberland down to East Anglia. I am as Anglo-Saxon as one can be, but because I have dark hair and a red beard people constantly ask if I'm fucking Irish. Bastards.
white boy cranking that soulja boy
>>224006958fuck off we're full
>>224007181doesnt really answer my question but ok
>>224007010that's what they said about the GTA 5 map before it came out, verbatimgod i can remember the /v/ threads still...
Took a grand total of four shits today -- quite Italian of me.
>>224007181i have brown hair and ginger facial hairis odd
And so to walk dogberg.
>>224007211what do you need to eat to do this
>>224007010>vice city theme>one strip of beach then random tiny patches in the corners of the mapgay
>>224007212like christian bale
I love the vibe of Vice CityI still remember most of it's mapI'll be buying VIce first day of PC release
mental how some native irishmen are black and nobody can explain why
>>224007249the perfect goy slave
got a lighter shade of brown hair and green eyes, which is odd considering my father has blue and mother had brown
see ya laters bombay potatoes
>>224007228Last time I did that I'd had three or four good measures of whisky the night before, then started the day with cereal and milk and a black coffee. Within 10 minutes of finishing my Bran Flakes I was curling off the first turd of many
>>224007136 there is a crucial warning sign to watch: when citizens stop believing that political opponents are fellow citizens entitled to participate in the same political system. Once that happens, almost every other crisis becomes harder to resolve.
>>224007244exactly like thathe is a bit more handsome than me i will give him that
asmr hapa wank complete
Any gunpla enjoyers in?
>>224007228Speshul diet...
english bastards have my parcel
>>224007258I'll be buying it off a gift cardnot my own money
>>224007263but what food? food has to be there to make up the poo
>>224007125don't know what you mean. my cousin is only 13
>>224007272im sure you're handsome lad
>>224007285hope they open it up, do a poo in it, seal it back up and then deliver it
fucked up a dpd parcel at toil and some poor bastard isnt getting his coffee maker nowoh well not my problem lole
i'm living purely to play gta vi at this point
>>224007309my mum says so xand so did the few girls i've shagged x
I want to know more about the Jobcentre
based Hank
>>224007335ah well. let's hope it gets cancelled then!
>>224007319yeah definitely you not handing it off to your romanian mates is it Ioanu?
>>224006549You just know this nigga votes reform
>>224007311
>>224007349its the modern day hacienda
>>224007335silence, brown
hello is this Exeter Rurals Delivery Office and Mail Centre Osprey Road, Exeter, EX2 7XX yes i have reason to believe a bomb is at your location. yes an incel terrorist sent it. youll need to shut it down. nothing goes in or out for at least a week
>>224007295are they donotredeembux
>>224007351swap the i and n
>>224007369scre
guy at my work sells weed. how much weed do you need to get high for an hour or 2. can you get it in a vape pen? how many tokes of the vape pen will get me high enough but not paranoid
>>224007376crypto innit
>>224007346this image has such radically different effects on people, who is mogging who here?
>>224006795that is quite an ugly monstrous sprawling city now where could that beshe's also got a very pretty face, and is a saucy little slaghmm yes hmmm *dick twitches* yes I think she is Iranian
>>224007400tay obv
>>224007346queens x
British are naturally servile people
>>224007400pull the other one dickhead
>>224007162bbl
>>224007386smoke it you pansy, it wont hurt you.You need the tiniest bit to get high the first time, like the half the size of a pea. you'll be going for at least 3 hours
>>224007386get two weeds and do one then wait at least another hour before doing the other if you're not high enough
at the pub and one of my oldest mates just came out as gayffs
when you go to the jobcentre is there a lot of british milfs who try to convince you to get off benefits
>I was wanking to granny porn
>>224007415some will swear she's being mogged>>224007430what's up?
>>224006952>amazing how a catholic priest created the big bang theory. really rubs the atheist science worshipper's nose in christianityAre you retarded? Literally no atheist cares about that. It's only Christians who keep having a meltdown over the big bang theory and evolution and science in general. Braindead yank
im such a neek if i took drugs id be the first victim to OD on weed
>>224007361its just a proper pain in the arse scanning & tagging them compared to amazon which is a total doddletypical british inefficiency vs american speediness and ingenuity
just had me tea x
>>224006369you dont browse underwear and lingerie on yandy ?its quite softcore and nice
>>224007471melty
>>224007462delusionalsabrina looks like a hobbit hilary clinton
>>224007477my brother overdosed on just one weed
the 29 year old missus
>>224007346Goddesses x
>>224007462to your taste. some people do find tall women like circus freaks
spent about 550 quid fixing my car up
paddy seething
>>224007297"Not necessarily..." -- Poo Expert
deano loves these dogs
>>224007136*raises paw*
read a story about a man that bought a small amount of heroin just to try it and that was it he was hooked after one use and then ended up overdosing and dying
>>224007531what car
one of my sisters said her crush is michael b jordan and ive never seen my dad give a more terrifying stare in his life lolshe did it troll him tho haha
>>224007492your god doesn't exist and you're so bent out of shape by atheists that you've got to convince yourself that atheists are mad about the big bang theory. Just goes to show that religious people are truly crazy
>>224007156None ya business
based pepys poster
>>224007558land rover
>>224007551heroin is probably very peng
I wandered so aimless life filled with sin, I wouldn't let my dear savior in. Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night
>>224007559bizarre lie
>>224007551wouldnt happen to me im different
>>224007538is this the i can't hit my protein lad?
>>224007559grim rorkian family
>>224007558jaecoo 7
>>224007551bet it's class in the moment like
>>224007227...hi
@grok initiate TND
>>224007580you'd od on your first go, melt
>>224007561 i think atheists are mad about the big bang theory do i
>>224007495I've seen people say she looks petite and feminine and taylor swift looks gangly and mannish, like I said it seems to have radically different effects>>224007528I've got no dog in the game just find it interesting
>>224007551not surprising, most people can handle drugs, some even ridiculous amounts.A small portion of people have a physical makeup like a trap waiting to spring, all it takes is one stressful event or period and your mind will become extraordinarily susceptible to drug abuse.
>>224007551that was me
>>224007585my dad is a self made millionairepipe down
>>224007601you don't think at all
>>224007596Claude? Overpower grok
>>224007623F, miss you matex
>>224007580Wouldn't happen to most people
>>224007586hmmm
>>224007633>>224007633>>224007633
she....she was taking MARRY JOO WAHNA a..and HERO-WEEEN
>>224007626well ye petite bourgeoisie are the grimmest rorkes
>>224007551saw that happen in a dare commercial
>>224007010FAKE AND GAY
