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>I watched the new spiderman movie!
what’s the last argument you had and who was it with?
>>224011393catstein
Io posto qui (ccà)
Bought these ready made pierogi for supper today. Pretty bad. 3/10. I will never trust the French for pierogi ever again.
>>224011430I don't rememberI don't really argue with people, I just walk away
I drink manly drinks for big manly men
I'm too stone cold to fuck with these bitches
I haven't seen spiderman since I was like 10
>>224011513Same
>>224011513you’ve never seen spiderman since he’s not real
young jason
>>224011424That wasn't me but he's right
>>224011430some chud on /pol/ and he got BTFO
Not even labor day and the pool's closed. Fuck these lifejews
Trying to imagine some posters' lives is a trip. I guess a lot of you are basically giant talking bugs. Wake up, get on a device, start searching for porn. Two breaks a day one to shit and one to scurry in the kitchen to grab whatever food mom made then right back to the bolthole for more scrolling and gooning. Not even conscious creatures, no concept at all there might be more to life. If you're like this why haven't you dropped yourself off a bridge yet? Are you really so used to being a human insect it doesn't bother you anymore?
>>224011564Heh heh why is the pool closed?
Genuinely how do I cope with the fact that I will never have sex?
>>224011557I don't think I've ever seen you actually win an argument redditjeet.
>>224011591Muito gozando
>>224011591Have sex?
>>224011583If you're a normalgolems then why are you even here? Why aren't you out doing normal things and instead hanging out with a bunch of loser shut-ins? What exactly is wrong with YOU?
>>224011586Because kids went back to school
>>224011591who cares. its like lamenting that you will never eat a gold plated dubai chocolate truffle. who gives a fuck
>>224011583Tbh I have noticed I've become more addicted to pornography and masturbation this last year. I used to only feel the need to jerk off every other day, now I feel as though I have to jerk off twice daily at a minimum btw this is what I jerked off too just todayhttps://www.redgifs.com/watch/creamymonthlythunderbird
>>224011648You're supposed to say there is aids in the pool you bunghole
>>224011591go fuck a hooker if it bothers you that muchnothing shameful about it, Napoleon also lost his virginity to a prostitutemodern women are a meme and not worth the effort of trying to date, much less share your life with
I actually am a giant insect.
>>224011591Let's be real, once you're 40 or something you'll be shameless enough to get a hooker
I wish I had weed
>>224011698I’m 1 million cockroaches in a trenchcoat
>>224011700It doesn't work that way with anyone. At 20-22 I visited a bunch of hookers (wasn't a virgin before though). I couldn't imagine visiting a hooker now, it would be too shameful.
>>224011709I wish I had a fat gf with a smelly vagina but this is real.life and not heaven
>>224011682Hot the nail on the head. Getting a woman is t like in the old days, there's no honor anymore, no social contract, the relationship between men and women has become strictly transactional, so you might as well get a hooker and cut out the middle man
>>224011741you said it perfect
One of these days I finna snap
You guys are doomers. It isn't really that bad, your own worst enemy is in your head. Women can still be amazing.
>>224011743Have you ever spoken to a woman or had sex with one you didn't pay for?
this is what they want for us
If you're not a virgin you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>224011809>if you've caught fish you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP about fishing
I don’t take advice from fishermen who like catfish
>>224011797>Spoken toYes>Had sex without paying Twice
catfish don’t even say meowi guess they really are catfish
Phylum: Chordate
I stretched ur moms phylum faggot
Shat blood again award
Why are people screeching about spiderman again suddenly
Saw some really purdy butterflies They are sweet
>>224012001Things I pretend never happened
I wish I wasn't a poor, fat loser
>>224012017you were looking at medon’t look at me
>>224012033Drop some weight so you're just a poor loser
>>224012028That describes nothing about inflation. Of course the value of chips is going to increase because all the other bags are being eaten, the existing one becomes a rarity. Take a finance class dipshit
the chudspect has exited his mother’s motor vehicle over
>>224012061too much work, and like you said I'll still be a loser
>>224012066lmao
dylan klebold wore a black hat during his massacre at columbine high school and his priority targets were “jocks” in white hats. in outmoded western pictures the hero wears a white hat and the bad guy wears a black hat representing their ontological essence of good and evil respectively and the uncomplicated moral reality of their conflict. was it dare i say a manichaean event
Been going easier at the gym cause it really been affecting me negatively I feel like
>>224012033Losing weight is easy it just takes time. I went from 220 to 185 in the past halfish year.
>>224012106Eating less is too much work? You don't have to exercise to lose weight
>>224011669That meme is probably older than some of the niggas posting here now
I really need one of the girlboss milfs at my company to adopt me to be their personal live-in meat treat goodie boy.
>>224012201Best youd get is some old fat granny with a puckered up face and thinning hair who would make you suck on her vericose veins
>>224012171That is weird. Why would a bunch of kids go to a website where grizzled old men talk about international relations, politics, anime, and the finer points of trannyism?
I love Addy
i don’t like being touchedwhenever i go outside i wear boxing gloves so that way i can punch anyone that touches me
>>224012337bodies that freak
How do I know if I have bed bugs?
>>224012304assless fridge. put some clothes on
these were sold in latin america for $11,00 to $13,000 newit's a Chevy mini truck
>>224012372they bite
>>224012372for you? everytime you sleep your bed has a bug in it
>>224012304When did pop concerts turn into borderline softcore porn? Very trashy.
I learned recently that cats mostly avoid rats because they can fuck up cats. Cats hunt almost exclusively small animals that have no chance to hurt them. Reddit ass animal.
>>224012417That's all animals lil bro
I don't remember what this webm is but the thumbnail looked gross
Finally new captchas. I hope this will help the site from being killed >>224012385I've got two bug bites around my crotch
>>224012233No way bro. I'm finna get rode by some millionaire widow. She's gonna buy me a Lambo with the license plate "DILDO"
>>224011583>t. went camping in the adirondacks for 4 days once
>>224012406she's an ex-tik tok star so she thinks the same rules for viewership applies to music.
>>224012428Weasels fight rats but they are even smaller than cats. Reddit ass animal defended by redditors.
>>224012428Wrong dinosaurs roar at each other and fight constantly
>>224007903give me an example that's not just you misinterpreting Top Gear jokes.
>>224012478They pretty much do
>>224012453They've had these for a long time but only for things other than posting.
>>224012428Have you ever seen the videos of pitbulls attacking horses or bison?
>>224012478Never used Tik Tok. It must be very trashy. Not like my wrestling animes.
>>224012509yeah but she goes too far with it.
>>224012552Vavavoom
So what's up with it
BUH BUHI BIG MANI FIGHTI WINHOO RAH
mexico
>>224012703What genuinely goes through my mind over and over whenever I am faced with a challenge or adversity
>>224012377Her feet are sexier than her butt
*sniff sniff* Y'all smell somethin burnin'?
>>224012876Yeah it's my pussy
>>224012891Well you better go catch it!
My worldview? Well...
GOD I FUCKING HATE CHASTITY CAGE SHIT. I WANT TO SEE YOUR CUTE COCK
My dream girl's pussy smells like an armpit with halitosis
>>224012381Yeah naur that’s a holden cunt. Banned from all 50 us states due to it being so dangerous and subscription free
>>224012940plap my cute balls
I want to get transformed magically into a woman. A beautiful Russian ballerina or figure skater, to be precise. That's what I want.
Too many faggots in /cum/ recently, we need more AIDs to kill them off
>>224012406It’s all fun and games until they meet their core audience
>>224012975I just want boobs and nice hair and to smell good being a full on woman would be gay
>>224013014That's fair. I don't even want to be a girl at all honestly. I'm just bored on the toilet so I phoneposted some troonbait.
>>224012986poz me up
I'm chinese
Being a woman would actually suck if you think about it. Why would you want to be a smaller, weaker, more insecure being?
Just got a "scam likely" call, don't worry I didn't answer
>>224013118I from Laos
>>224013137Which ocean?
Laotian? What ocean?
>>224013137That's cool!
>>224013124I get like 7 texts a day that are scams about icloud or whatnot
>>224012372Unexplained red spots on your skin. Bed bugs jump so if you brush across your sheets and around the edge of your mattress you may see some dust specks go airborne. Those are bedbugs.
i am upset that i cant get love and affection from a female
Oh brown Betty bam a lam
>>224013322I have all these around my penis
the futility of existencephwoarcorrphwooooooaaaaarr
>>224013362just squeezed out a brown betty coiple minutes ago hairftae be indignated
>>224013453phwoooorawful kitteningtonshire3/10
im shleepy
>>224013438is this real?
I suddenly really want to fuck a black girl idk why
>>224013548you received the over-the-air HIV immunity update for white incels
was roonin thru hampstead heathcan see view whole londonhuge huge smoke massiveeverywun lookin' at it and speculatin'summat musta happenedwho knowsterrorist attack!?!?!?!?!?turns out?massive fire atwaste sanitation facilitygalloons and galloons of poop smoke pumped into london skylinephwoooooooaaaar
>>224013476fink youre jealous
>>224003351millennials don't play video games anymore, they all have jobs and families and houses to worry about nowvidya is 90% zoomies and children now
some old lady in the walmart parking lot asked me to help her fix her car and I did. she thanked me enthusiastically. I wanted to fuck her
>>224013663Nigga thinks millennial means over 50
He killed the children and framed her.
it's the low iq leaf again
>>224013682Can you help me fix my car too
>>224013682Why didn't you say that?
>>224013693he’s sub 8 draw and quarter him NOW!!!
>>224013682I was running a practice half marathon and a frail dumb bitch blew a tire literally 20 feet in front of me. i helped her b/c she was white, but i didn't want to fuck her
>>224013693Leos don't kill their cubs, he's a gemini, he did it
>>224013711no>>224013715you know why
>Canadians increasingly assume the CBC and other mainstream media have some “angle or agenda” in reporting the news with a “particular political slant,” says federal focus group research. The in-house report found more Canadians “go to Reddit to see what people are saying” than rely on TV networks or newspapersthis explains a lot
>>224013755truth nuke
What does it mean if I'm an incel Gemini
>>224013783wow. they're less trustworthy than reddit? this says a lot about your society
>>224013684millennials are in their 30s now and moving on with their lives. gen Xers are in their late 40s and 50s. the oldest millennials are like 40.
>>224013783Many of those same people will complain the CBC is too right wing biased.
don't tell people your astrological sign or else MBTImancers will fuck you up real bad
That one guy talking about the "abuse" in the troubled teen home or whatever, you shouldn't assume those troubled teens are white
>>224013789we need your full star chart
im a libra which means im big hearted. thats why i helped that old lady
>>224013824And do you not think funko-pop redditors are playing a lot of nintendo despite being 38?
i'm a Leo which means I've got a big dick. that's why i help ALL the ladies ;)
i’m a cancer which means i’m malignant
>>224013851i don't think they're playing a lot of it right now. they will probably return to it in about 5-10 years when their kids are older and playing vidya, they might play stuff with them at that point. if you work a full time job, have a house, family, etc. you literally don't have time to sit around and fuck with video games.
Hate seeing fellow mutts sucking eurodickLiterally "I defended you on the internet" shit
>>224013894somebody needs to defend those poor, retarded bastards
virgo xisters it never even started did it
>>224013869That is a really feminine sign... Hopefully you aren't a moid lmao
gen z girls have the worst slang
^ tranny
>>224013890>He thinks millennials all own their own house and are married with kids not funko pop consoomersHave you been recently awoken from 1980s cryostasis?
>>224013938no they dont millenial women talk like actual niggers
The new GTA 6 leaks look like shit fucking rockstar didn't listen to everyone screaming at them to bring back GTA 4 physics and fighting
>>224013950No they don't, they use outdated slang and say shit like amazeballs genz danes actually speak ebonics as a matter of course
>>224013950t. gen z boss in a mini
>>224013958too big to fail corporation didn't listen to braindead consooomers?!?!
>>224013944not all, but most have at least one of those three things, with majority having 2/3.
>>224013958They want the games to be more cinematic for casuals
>>224013985Shut your bitch ass up
those dorks that trusted cryoscience and died would be glad, if those cryoniggers woke up today they would be pissed
>>224014020You're going to buy it for $100 anywayYou are the problem
The GTA 6 leaks look incredible..
>>224013958It's made by women and gays obviously it's going to suck ass.
>>224014082Is it set in Canada this time?
>>224014082Looks like they just ripped out the fighting system from red dead 2, billion dollar game btw
>>224014082You posted a GTA V video anon. Show us the GTA 6 one now
never played gta, seems like a game for brown people
>>224014082is he okay?
Show me your pussy
>>224014082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyPbLqK1un4
>>224013684If you were born in the 90s you are a millennial idgaf about this 1997 bullshit
had sex, went to the doctor, ate some fast food slop, did some dude gang weed, what a day
i was born in '90
Zoomers are seething about aging out and attaining unc status. They literally can't handle the fact that they're +30 now. lmaoing @ ur life
>>224014135I played the originals that was aerial view
Did you preorder?
>>224014164For me it was 92
>>224014171I recently preordered the deluxe edition of a game and didn't play it and played some indie slop instead, shant say what because you would all bully me but I will get back around to it some day
>it's literally just GTA V with mestizoslmao. rofl even.
>>224014227the summer?
>>224014165gen alpha won
>>224014297Yes akshually
>>>/v/745625981made an incel threadplease support your fellow incel
And now the times are changin'Look at everything that's come and goneSometimes, when I play that old six-stringThink about you, wonder what went wrongStandin' on your mama's porchYou told me that it'd last foreverOh, and when you held my handI knew that it was now or neverThose were the best days of my life
>>224014318Posted
Stop wasting time on video games it's degenerate. Zoomers will spend a decade sucking weed vapes and jerking off to trannies while complaining they don't have a career or a house.
wasting my life
>>224014334Thank you. Thank you.
i've never recognized any of the songs that any lyric posting anons have referenced in these threads
>>224014082that's a build using the gtav/rdr2 engine right?
it seems a clear winner is emerging.
>>224014408what's it?
>>224014332just a springsteen rip off innit
i deserve sex with women, it is my human right
>sexually frustrated menJeets have a new term
>>224014437wild rustica tobacco, i got more in my yard but i wanted to see how they would handle adverse conditions indoors with limited space and resources.
GORLAMI
>>224014465i dont doubt jeets are a major consumer of this type of stuff online but there are more sexually frustrated men than just jeets
>>224014484It's 100% them paying to release this content
>>224014465fucking love those channelsFUCK FUCK FUCK*starts raping the air*
I stopped going to therapy because it was fucking useless. Before, everyone had been telling me how great therapy was. Fuck all of that.
>>224014465There are all sorts of body cam videos and, because we're watching a world of crime, most actually do not have attractive people in them but rather druggies and wackos. The ONLY deciding factor for the youtubers that upload the body cam videos is whether it's entertaining or not. Hot women in the video do sometimes qualify an arrest as worth posting.
>>224014565talking about your problems is faggot shit. just take up a sport or start lifting weights.
>>224014565Your mental illness brain devil is defending itself by convincing you that medicine is poison
coffee: IN
if you aren't milking my cock every single day you have no right to tell me porn is bad
This one goes out to all my millennial and zoomer uncs out there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd1Gvq-RBY
>>224014644dis ho UCKERS
yeah i got some spaghetti cooking. so what.
>>224014670she's cute
>>224014631It wasn't mental illness. I was mostly worried about the state of the world. Things are shit everywhere and there's no sign of anything getting better. I was hoping a therapist could convince me it wasn't all bad, but I shot down basically every single argument she made. Her last piece of advice to me during our final session was "die fighting".
the anthony and jim show is live
brapfags have basically killed ass oriented 2d porn and i will never forgive them for that
therapy is nothing but words, and words can't change the pastso the goal of therapy is just to convince you to "accept" whatever happened to youit's like calling the cops after someone steals from you and them arresting you
>>224014707cant they just make regular ass porn and then add in the farts in post so you can have 2 versions of the same porn
>>224014695You have depression stupid
>>224014683i don't get it.
words cant milk my cock
>>224014707pretty sure stuff like fart porn becoming more popular is a government psyop
>>224014697I'll wait for the reviews to come in.
>>224014736I can though
>>224014716it's the secular version of confession
>>224014720fuck man you would think so but all the juicy ass artists seem to think the brown/green clouds are just a bonus you can ignore
Yo bro I found your bar that you hang out at https://share.google/oZWZjQX57oQ7pji7m
>>224014735>>224014735
Would I lie to you?
too many browns on 4chan
>>224014730ummmmmmm ever heard of DA HOLOCAUST????
momberg wants me to pay rent because I’m “old enough”
Just deep cleaned my room for the first time in months
>>224011591I simply live with the pain
>>224014801I paid rent to my parents when I started working full time. They were decent and didn't charge me too much, allowed me to save up enough for a down payment on a house and now I pay rent to the jewish bank as part of a mortgage.
>>224014793but she didn't die in the holocasust so I don't get the reference
>>224014801Time to move out
>>224014770LOOK INTO MY EYESCAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE OPEN WIDEWOULD I LIE TO YOU BABYWOULD I LIE TO YOU BAAABY
My mom never charged rent but I was only allowed to live with her if I was actively seeking a job
>>224014839Banks in Canada aren't owned by jews
>>224014644phwoar would luv to unload on her mount zions
>>224014874extremely low IQ post, delete your 4chan account immediately.
>just buy an old reliable>most of the video is his ass fixing all the shit wrong with the car in his nice spacious full of tools mechanic workshoplike nigga, we dont have that
>>224014835Deep cleaned? Like a power washer?
>>224014801Mine are going to start charging me $800/month on the 1st. It's just barely cheaper than most other places around but will still obliterate my paycheck. They make me buy my own food too.
wish we had meme flags like /pol/
>>224014908Put away laundry, wiped dust off all surfaces, opened and threw out the months worth of mail that I accumulated (it was all useless mail, as I suspected, since everything relevant is sent to me electronically), threw out all the cans of sparkling water that had accumulated, made my bed, put away random stuff that had been out
capitalism became a race to the bottom
Up on the hill, people never stareThey just don't careChinese music under banyan treesHere at the dude ranch above the sea
>>224014631anti-depressants ARE poison.imagine a blood pressure medication that has increased risk of a stroke or heart attack as common side effects. it would be stupid to take such a medication, because strokes and heart attacks are exactly what you're trying to prevent.now account for the fact that anti-depressents have suicide ideation as a common ""side"" effect... does that seem like good medicine to you?
napped for 1 hour
who was in the right here
>>224014973>liked by creatorlolWhenever I try to screenshot funny pornhub comments my device doesn't let me because it's against site policy, how the fuck does a website have that much control over my device?
>>224014964Yes numbnuts that's why you have a dosage and a schedule and aren't just supposed to vibe medicate yourself
>>224014973someone had to tell his assZillaKumi stepped up
>>224014990I just scarf down handfuls of pills like how people do it in the movies
Is this real
>>224014973he needs help but who can help him?
>>224015005Must be since I had never heard of flock cameras until a month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg3sm_4pDDg
>>224015005oh no, they're using tech to stop criminals. How horrible!
flock cameras make me think of labubus for some reason. i dont think labubus are even flocked are they?
>>224015043Boomer detected
>>224015047OhThey flock babyThey flock
>>224015005>nobody wants flock cameraswe are getting them anyways>nobody wants more data centerswe are getting them anywaysnobody wants more immigrantswe are all getting them anywaysI am beginning to think voting doesn't matter
that pussy can flock
The thing with incels is even if they do eventually score, their pair bonding chemicals in their brains will shoot into overdrive causing immense infatuation and closeness whereas most people these days have had so many partners they no longer have much or any ability to pair bond from intimate contact. This leads to a disparity where they'll likely end up being way too attached way too quickly. Perhaps engaging with prostitution is a solution, although that's a depressing thought.
Chilling in bed with momberg and dadberg
>yacht rocker just entered the chat
>>224015005Probably. Eastern seaboard is full of cucks that don't know the meaning of freedom
Chock's Flock and Sock
>>224015043Only based China is allowed to do that
>>224015056vote DSA and all your problems go poof
>>224015043exceptional b8
I want more data centers
>>224014990sid effects and overdoses are two completely different things, idiot
>>224015071the slovenian isn't here though?
After 3k hours I'm bored of CS2, thinking of playing the zoomer ripoff but I don't want China spying on me
>>224015056I genuinely want both of those but I wish they would also build more ICE detention centers
Left your markIn a distant pastBut somehow it's all gone nowGood things can never lastYou are down for the third timeAnd you spent your changeMemories of your primeMake life seem so strange
>>224015122i got 4.3k
Slovenian is one of only 5 European nationalities (excluding microstates) that I've never met IRL.Of those that I've met:Kindest: French Belgians Rudest: Hungarians Weirdest: LithuaniansCraziest: Albanians
>>224015122valorant genuinely sucks ass and 99% of the playerbase can't legally drive
at least one of you must be a woman, why dont you come to brazil?
Latvian Americans
>>224015114umm didyenae see he entered wiv a bang??!!
i need more poop ranchesshagged a lithuanian shagged wun from fallout
i would like valorant a lot more without the hero shit, like if they released a separate game mode where everyone is the same i would play that
>>224015089>vote DSA and all your problems go poofno, vote DSA and all your problems are amplified by 100Xthey are the problem
>>224015140yes very difficult to meet a member of principality of sealand
>>224015204Thats a fake country, by microstates I meant Liechtenstein, Monaco, etc
>>224015184You mean like counter strike???
>>224015221yes
>>224015204UK boydid you hear about the 350 population village of Piddington in the UK getting 1250 immigrants?
>arguing with redditjeet
>>224015196ayo gibsmedat fukken ice creamoh, and da bike too
>>224014973
>>224015067Incels are mostly psychopaths that's why they fail at a basic emotional tasks in the first place.
>>224015217ummm no its not kek
made a new thread you cuck bitch, hurry up now.
>>224015067I've only ever dated and fucked virgins and its never been a problem for me
Recycle>>224010957>>224010957>>224010957
I'm sorry for missing out on all the fun, I was just reading up on the pious Antoninus
gonna buy hell let loose vietnam, wasn't gonna get it but it's only $35
