Allan Barton - The Antiquary editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRCMfILqH18
here we all are then
so this is the new
yes
>>224012264Britain isn't governed in the interests of the British people, it's governed by a judeo-capitalist clique of parasites
>>224012371yep it looks that way
the new, the lads, a lovely gf, what more do you need?
>Three members of same family die after getting into difficulty in water in Shoreham
>>2240123989.8 bnm
britain is a fortress
>>224012429That's obviously very sad depending on the ethnicity but does it really warrant a BBC live page
might build a little shack in the hills of colorado and live in it
>>224012429blaqs?
>depending on the ethnicityrorke...
>>224012464I believe in youx
German Nazi Party probably not fully organized on Wikipedia I bet. Seems a bit odd for the Nazis
>>224012479Couldn't possibly speculate at this juncture. But yes.
might go to bed, got nothing else on
Autumn is HERE.
>>224012383shouldn’t you support ukraine because it’s wotanic? you would be arrested in russia
I'm woketanic
>>224012553how is ukraine wotanic
>>224012545get the new glasses/specs ON
rorketanic
rorkeynuts
Were rorkein' the suburbs
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786916597788488.webm
>>224012623seen her fat pussy
>>224012635how fat can it possibly be
>>224012576the part where they worship nazis like bandera and other people in the oun, have nazis serving as high level government ministers, large nazi military units like azov etc
>>224012553Ukraine is a Sorosite regime created by American jews
>>224012644like a grand big mac
>>224012623fat cow
>>224012644FAT big juicy thing
Reich Commissioner for Ukrainian, Erich Koch: “Ukrainians are white Negroes”
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>Nazis>The Jews are behind it Yep
longing for a late sunrise so i can go birdwatching
Apparently Hitler was a liberal democrat, so it's actually a good thing when you say you hate liberals Because they are like Hitler
>>224012735read another book
>>224012766he was a socialist
Opioid peptideCerealRussian invasion of Ukraine (redirects to Russo-Ukrainian war (2022–present))>>224012783That's left wing
literally haven't moved all day
eating cold pizza
>>224012790alri Christopher Reeve
>>224012783he was a plato-libertarian
>>224012790
>>224012735might wear a cricket sweater with a wool tie and leather gloves x
Took 600mg of benadryl and swear to god made a pizza but I can't find it and remember putting it in the oven
Right so we're just going to have 2 threads until each reaches 310 are we
hate aestheticshate fashion cribbing from subcultures
>>224012847this is the englismans thread, all jfs in the other one
>>224012854bizarre thing to say
check the other thread to...
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>>224012910gn
>>224012878hs?
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felt a bit like i was going to pass out thenand you?
1, AI backgrounds :sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:2. So pathetic making a big show of generosity3. He keeps his big mouth open like that flies will start to go in there.
>>224012967yeahclimbed into bed and somethings come over strongfeel like im about to pass tf out
>>224012967same
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/224007663/#224010654that's greekmong gone
fascism is good
Might just go sleep again in an hour or so team. Get as much rest as possible
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right then
>>224013065she cute
We have a mousey melty in progress
>>224012623she can't have long left. early 30s is when anorexics die off.
one /brit/ on 70 posts the other on 100what's going on
having to live off tap water and jam made from berries I find on my nature walks for the rest of the month opened my wallet the other day when it was windy and it blew all my money away
>>224013140the other one is jf containment apparently
Me when
>>224013143s
>>224013154what's jf
Excited because tomorrow I get to see if I wake up with alcohol withdrawals
>>224013190hello newfriendit means johnny foreigner
You need to verify your age on reddit to look at porn now even if you're using a vpn
the read
dont see many ladybirds anymore
>>224013211I'm not new I just never asked before >:(
>>224013229wanked over that a few timesi like when women talk about big knobs
frasier
>>224013229Women don't have sex as much as I thought so maybe the erotic book should be about them fucking and waiting 3000 years and um acwutally she's 3034000 years old so they don't have to actually worry about doing that and can just get off to it
Five teenagers killed when their stolen BMW ploughed head-on into a family while driving on the wrong side of a motorway had been ‘terrorising’ people over the previous days.Joey Carthy, Alex McCarthy, Jeremy O’Brien, Jack Kennedy and Kamil Pustkowski, all aged between 15 and 18, died in the collision on the M9, in County Kildare, on Sunday morning.Speaking soon after the ‘horrific’ crash, Garda Commissioner Justin Kelly said that ‘in some cases’ cars were being driven the wrong way down motorways for social media likes.And it has now emerged the five teens often posted videos of themselves being chased by gardaí, with one clip showing the view in their rear mirror captioned ‘wrong way’.All five were also suspected in several thefts and burglaries, in addition to further anti-social activities across Kildare and Carlow over the previous two weeks.
Like in pirates of the carribbean and fucking Johnny Depp
>>224013296Pikeys were they
And the book should start out normal and go into having basically no punctuation so they can close their eyes and finger last themselves
spaggy bol and zucchinis for tea
And fucking dogs
>>224013397fucking shit roaring
dr jekyll and mr hyde threads
>>224013229Sex should be so easy shouldn't it ? Just good honest fun for two people to enjoy. This book lays bare though how awful it can be and is for a woman simply seeking to make a choice to enjoy sex on her terms
>>224013415>make a choice to enjoy sex on her terms...by fucking random blokes for the sake of it
>>224013415>This book lays bare though how awful it can be and is for a woman simply seeking to make a choice to enjoy sex on her termssounds like some commie gobbledygook
How about it starts on her terms but she goes without air for too long and becomes a vegetable who can feel everything so that her terms no longer matter
How about it starts on her terms but she goes without air for too long and becomes a vegetable who can feel everything and not talk, so that her terms no longer matterSo basically she gets raped. She enjoys it from the start though and gets a drug to let her talk and doesn't say no and stops taking it
>>224013459Fuck that's brilliant!
Dark odorous creatures skittering about in here oh my days
She gets the ability to talk and gets hit over the head with a shovel and loses it again
being microwaved out of existence by sir andrew burnhams direct energy weapons
>>224013521Classic gag. I prefer the one where they are stupid get hit become smart then dumb again when hit.
>>224013543This but with consenting and then not consenting again
don't like any of those posts
train her to always say yes using electro shock therapy
Ehe
I'd like to read an Employed Woman post. Hopefully I'm not reading them currently.
>>224013598Use the treatment for depression electroshock therapy to give her dopamine while another woman's sitting on her face and she becomes a lesbian and can't say no because it's no longer on her terms Or make her fuck dogs ehe
closing /brit/I am boycotting these poststhey are deeply disturbing and I will not post in the same general as their posters
>>224013553I was thinking more like during a fight the evil henchmen gets hit on the head then starts talking about how they can think clearly again then get hit again and go hurrrr and the fight continues
And she becomes a lesbian so that when they go back to having sex she gets raped Women also fuck dogs
Woah this really is a Mr Hyde thread
If I had a gf I wouldn't mind her fucking other women but they hate that so in the book all women are oppressed for disagreeing with me and they're the weirdos in it
In a world ... Where women re oppressed ... *Pause while all the readers are cumming themselves*
ten /brit/postersa year of no sex
>>224013763Women baking cakes for not having sex for a year really put it into perspective
>>224013713Sir why are you talking to me? I'm trying to have dinner with my bf.
>>224013781I'm not solving your puzzle
Going to eat an apple but I simply must not leave it out in the open. Must remember to immediately throw it in the bin.
Gonna take a shower as I took a shit and couldn't be bothered to wipe my arse fully clean because my hairy pooey bum hole had all the poo in it's hair
toby
>>224013810what difference does it makeyou got apple core thieves in slovenia?
>>224013713they experiment sometimes
Hope none of that shit happens to me in real life Would I read about getting fully paralysed and raped (by a woman because I'm straight) if it didn't involve cuck shit? Yeah
>>224013847I leave it over night and the fruit flies amass. Plus it is a good habit to throw away stuff immediately.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1787087869529687.png
Sex actually
>>224013929right
Erotic fiction for men: boys 2nd time having sex and he came too fast the first time so his mom jerks him off to completion before he goes to bed with her to make him last longer and her huge boobs that were swinging oveenhim because they are so big are shaking in place over the top of him
>>224014014well said, well bloody said!
And so he doesn't have to wear a condom without getting her pregnant still...
Apparently these new generations are poorer, more ignorant, and more stupid than the recent ones (ours if you're a millennial). Obviously it's only going to get worse as the elites get their way. And other countries are clearly worse off than the UK (apart from Scandinavia and Switzerland).So we're the pinnacle. Throughout human history, all around the world, we're it. The most knowledgeable and wealthy beings the world has ever seen, and will ever see.How does it feel?
Male erotic fanficfion: lactating mom fucks her son (without protection) as she's lactating to prevent the pregnancy and he starts sucking her tits as she's fucking him
get the horses flying
>>224014054
>>224014073And she only drinks strawberry milk
>>224012344That round table was built by Edward I aka Longshanks, who was obsessed with Arthurian legend and claimed to have even found their graves. I'm sure he's very well aware of this fact and probably even explains it in the video, which make the title clickbait.
>>224014055
>>224012464>coloradogrimthe poor man's utah
>>224014073And she has hepatitis so that when he drinks the milk he becomes immune to it so she can fuck him without protection
scrannin some raspberriesmight let dogberg have oneluvs his rasps does dogberg
>>224013776lol do they?
>>224013892>it is a good habit to throw away stuff what an amazing insight
Apparently when the baby is nursing their spit goes into the boob and her body produces antibodies. I learned that on YouTube
>>224014152wankin to those videos is immoral lad
>>224014136Yeah I saw that shit on YouTube
>>224014014mhm keep going im so close...
>>224014313And then he gets bullied by his classmates too. *Cums*
are flo
>>224014472would
>>224014472i think shes well sexy sometimes but she seems so hilariously tiny. women
>>224014333it messy now xx
so fat, need killing
british boomers love their booze tabs and lottery tickets
>>224014511why
>>224014518I play lottery in my country because I'm poor
>>224014532do you tell the girl at the till "a winning one" when she asks what ticketbet she loves that one
Gn
Imagine Emma Watson teams up with Imogen Poots.
got the paramore on
>>224014544haha no because he's from India and wouldn't understand any of that xit dire here x
>>224013065Do you like what is goinf on around you? Because that is what fascism is staerinf to look like
>>224014562ahh bless x
>>224014564Been on the rum tonight greekmong?
>>224013332Ah yes, Kamil Pustkowski, from the old traveller clan of the O'Pustkowskis. Bravo you cretin.
Got to wonder how profitable owning a corner shop really is considering Indians seem to basically only do that
Robin Hood I am convinced was royal house propaganda against a ruler (Prince John) who had to raise taxes in light of the crusade and he had to do it by taxing craftsmen, private bankers and landlords (a.k.a. the people from whom the capitalist class was born) who, by not being nobles themselves whined that they were "poor". Robin Hood as a figure is screaming to be a paramilitary thug who robbed and disrupted this transfer of taxes and don't forget that he came from nobility too AND claimed to be doing his robberies because he was loyal to the actual king.
You're all great people and I'm glad I post here.
>>224014562alri homer
>>224014581;)
>>224014621Like the Magna Carta?
>>224014611the ones in east london are all owned by bangladeshis who make lots of money from reselling stolen goods from tescos down the roadit will be shit like ferrero rochers or some shit
>>224014564I love Hitler
Emma Watson is very gassy. She's doing very smelly toots today.
>>224014602That's just their eastern european slave
>>224012344I honestly wanna visit Australia and New Zealand both seem beautiful but I want new Zealand the most because of my love for Tolkien and Lord of the rings
>>224014622Thanks mateI needed that today
hood niggayung niggahung niggathat's me
yeah I'm a hot niggalike bobby schmurda
>>224014622>>224014665:)
why so slow?
>>224014622Ey, go raibh maith agat a chara, agus is maith tu feinn
fuck me I'm the only poster on here/brit/ is dead
>>224014646That is because you are an absolute retard, raised by absolute NIMBY retards who litter and shit in the streets and get drunk.
Could never have one of those big dogs people get, what if one day it decides it's your alpha and starts regularly raping you? Is this how these people are living? Just regularly being raped by their dogs?
>>224014740don't think so, no x
>>224014735>>224014735>>224014735
>>224014719true
do women actually get shagged by their dogs or is that just a meme
>>224014621socialists famously in favour of taxes being used to invade palestine
None of my friends have much time for gaming these days so would anyone from here want to play with me? I usually play Apex Legends or Sea of Thieves, also interested in playing the new Halo and Gears but open to anything really.We don't need to talk much but please don't be a complete fucking bore, if the only chat you have is "did you see who won at the football last night" then you need not apply
64 slices of american cheese
made a joke about a lass with a fat arse at work (asked her how many BBCs she'd took) and now it's being reported to HR
>>224014790would but my desktop is too shit to run minecraft de lid x
>>224014622x
>>224014824bizarre lie
a10 warthog strafing my smelly incel bedroom
>>224014845FOY
>>224014785yeah it's definitely not gross men who get off on the idea posting about it all the time
it's just a ride
>>224014847
RIP /brit/
>>224014790yeah i would but id try to shag your arse the whole time because id love to shag a /brit/ boys arse and post about it
>>224014788On the fent again moosefucker?
>>224014824lad I used to toil with when we talked about lasses would quite often say "bet she's into black lads". wouldn't surprise me if he posts here
alcohol is going to kill me lol
>>224014877why can't an a10 strike my bedroom?
got my gay willy out
>>224014880Would be a bit awkward because I have a boyfriend...
>>224014892You are an utter spastic.
>>224014824good
The mad thing is I could go to this is a socialist and get on with people better than any of you Rorkes or the Roman Statue freaks on twitter
have you ever been to the club?I havefucked a girl down therewhat a bad bitchwhat a sexy and lovely babydamn I fucked her in the club
>>224014913white woman moment
>>224014824no you didntyou're a neet wanking his little pencil cock to interracial garbage
>>224014785just a meme
>>224014913>white woman's handI really do need them all out of business
>>224014924Why would you want to? It's all loud fat gammons
>>224014913is that a mobility scooter? funny how they're all playacting at being disabled now
>>224014729Wrong I just hate ngrs
don't know why normoids want to be neurodivergent now
>>224014966saw a zoomer lass with a walking stick for the first time the other day
>>224014729commiefreak on a mad one
>>224014978bizarre
>>224014975because they see people getting accommodations made for them because they're neurodivergent and they think it's unfair.
i poo, therefore i am
>>224014975>neurodivergentthey all claim to have "ADHD" because they think it absolves them from having to gain a clue
>>224014975i don't get it either. i'd give my right arm to be rid of adhd
Did they replace Timothy James Byrne with a body double? Who the fuck is this?
I have autismin case you couldn't tell from my posts
>>224014975they lack personality and think being ND will make them interesting
rorke is actually a very emotional personhe just doesn't show it
>>224014998I'm AuADD/ADHD/BPD/TCB/fibro/suspected raped
your mind diverges from what's normal
>>224015019aha ktim
>>224014978yeah it's been around for a while but it seems like it's on the rise. i wonder if being disabled will take the place of being trans or if it will simply be a new accessory to it
>>224015017Who gives a flying fuck though mate? I still don't understand why you weird incel freaks insist on spamming this random bloke's life here every single dayWasted my life on /brit/ since 2014 and haven't once given a shit about who he is
to poo or not to poo
>>224015034>suspected rapedwell any of us could've been molested as a baby and how would we ever know
>>224015017Timothy James Byrden-on-the-State
subject: the pooerobject: the poo
I definitely have something because I'm either obsessively tidy for like two weeks or my life is basically falling apart for six months
bea york is so sexy had so many wanks to her through the years would lick to lick her fat arse
>>224015053Now you're thinking like a pipgrifter
>>224014996but how do we know our poos in fact exist
>>224014920>moose hooves typed this
dont like how dry it is
>>224015068ktimie
need to hang my washing upcan't go to sleep until I doneed to go to sleepneed to wake up at 7 tomorrow for toil
>>224015045it always starts off as just one autistic gimp who does it then some other obnoxious freaks hop on because they think its their likkle niche subculture or whatever
i am become poo
raining again
10s and 20s what's so funny fucking 2010
>>224015099sorry you can spit on it if you'd like
6s and 7s lol
imagine if tesco ran a dr pepper dr oetker big night in meal deal
I had a poo and then I found a joband hevean knows im minserables now
>>224015132roar 6 7
r 67
The winds of change… can you feel it?
>>224015134Corrr that would be lushCould all pool our money together and have a massive pizza and dr pepper feast together
might increase my neuroplasticity
why does greekmong have a thing against canadian flags
>>2240151486 7
ayo where the aussies at?
a dr mengele for me, pls
>>224015150he's greek?
SIX SEVEN
back from my incel walk got lost in the woods
>>224015148dangerous and downright stupid
>>224015158Feeling the winds if change
>>224015148try reducing your neurospasticity first
lucy letby
>>224015161explains the smell in here
>>224015164see any ghouls or creatures of the night?
loosey lesby more like
>>224015182other than myself no
>>224015182no he didnt bring a mirror with him
It's pissing it downHas been all day now
>>224015161It’s a Greek communist scrounger who lives off benefits in Dublin. Another great benefit of EU membership
>>224015167no cap?
>>224015190You mustn't talk like that
>>224015182was in the middle of a field at about 3am last year and left a half eaten baguette on a tree stump for about 60 second at absolute most while i looked for my phone in the tent and it was gone by the time i came back out. again keep in mind this was about 20 miles from the nearest town on a weekday
>>224015203are bennies that good in ireland?
>>224015182im a creature of the night
mad that turkey had 40k soldiers in cyprus at all times
>>224015206No.
>>224015212badgerberg
>>224015219i mean has*they are on the island now
>>224015212badgersfoxesgnomes
>>224015212A unicorn
>>224015213I can’t imagine they’re as generous as Germany or Britain but I’m not sure
>>224015219yeah mad that *walks aways to speak to rorke*
dont think badgers eat bread
>>224015232>>224015219does cyprus have a boatwog infestation if not why not
>>224015252RL fucking killed it with these deisgns, truly the GOAT
>>224015262it is quite mental when you think about it
>>224015203i think he said he approaches girls in bus stations to get their phone numbers
get the gnomes capturedget them ground upget their essence stored in little glass bottles
>>224015176Canada will never win the stanley cup
*heems 40000 turkroaches*
Bongs be saying shit like “exsqueeze me”
>>224015270dunno just know there are 40k turkish soldiers ready to scrap if it all kicks off
>>224015277get rorkes dried willy sold to a chinese billionaire pronto
>>224015278Goodfeathers haha
>>224015284i do this
NEW>>224015296>>224015296>>224015296
>>224015277get them runecrafted into runes
>>224015278very pretty
