with the exception of in global cities like NYC or SF, the average brit is almost universally more intelligent than the average american not sure why this is
>>224018397I disagree. I think most people would have marginally better guy health if they cut dairy, lactose intolerance has nothing to do with it.
>>224018412yanks live in a fantasy word
>>224018412all the smart yanks move to those cities
>>224018408I'm not a non, I was mocking nons with that post you siminian fucking spastic retard shit for brains mong, you actual literal disabled twat.
Had a sex dream where some random guy raped me really hard and I made that noise again and almost xummed really hard and he stopped so I started grinding on his cock
doing a windrush haka in tribute to jason arday
What would you do if you could turn invisible?
>>224018429why do you say this, you think the average brit is as retarded as the average american?
>>224018429the average retard here thinks southern english accents automatically mean you're smart. they think northern and scottish accents are australian
why are so many /brit/ lads slutty bottoms?
>>224018445Travel back in time and break into her caravan to watch her sleep
>>224018445post on 4chan about raping women
>>224018452no one thinks that though
Deedee Magadoodoo
What kind of fantasy is this? Seems a bit far fetched if you ask mehttps://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1787108840179331.mp4
gemini 3.1 pro is actually such a dogshit model and they are only making it dumber every week every fucking time I talk to this moron now I feel like I'm trying to walk a mentally disabled child through a project I'm working on. it's never helpful for anything aside from general wikipedia lookups at this point
>>224018467>>224018412 (you) do
I know the dream wasn't real though Been struggling to tell the difference in theast few days
>>224018445trespass into the water treatment facility near my house that i've always wanted to see inside of
im a cock whore
>>224018488fomyeg
For me? It's Button Eyes
im a blacked star
>>224018516you're not
>>224018489Andpiss in it Supervillain
>Why yes I'm broke, how could you tell
Need my dick sucked
just bought a lotus eaters magazinenot even read the previous one. probably won't
becoming less normal
neighbourhood cats raping each other again
Pizza ate Time to go jerk off again *Moistcritical voice* cya
Think I'll read some Tattle before bed x
I should be rewarded
I gotta shit!!!
>>224018570Usually a good sign for your own sex life So are just one cats. So is seeing foxes, but for meeting a fit redhead. Even though this ginger girl has been taking all of those every time I see one, and that wasn't going nowhere
>>224018575hate that that last line got me
Quentin’s sexy slutty sister sub edish
bum rape sub edition
>>224018598whom?
>>224018585Thanks anon. Best wingman I forgot to say that it was because of getting a reward to stop midway going off the rails and get back on, trying to get more of the reward Being rewarded is good
But I took the win when I was derailing I stay winning
mi nyam stew pork fuh mi brekfass
>>224018575roat
>>224018605Gabrielle Scobie
>>224018445turn invisible
injecting trace amounts of uranium into my balls
>>224018473gock spotted
Feed and breed feed and breed Mental how it can be bad or it can be good. Much to think about
Just shat and I stinks.
I will go get some pussy
imagine if quentin scobie was a poolike a walking talking pooand he smoked weed haha
>>224018626does she have sex?
I have to work out now but I'd much rather jerk off instead
>>224018660
imagine if getting pussy was as easy as picking up pizza from a store. imagine how much better men's mental health would be.
4chan was almost a bit straighter and a lot less cucked today
wtf is quentin? is he a late night personality? i dont know this mfer
young men should be required to get pussy at least once in order to graduate high school
I don't want to get better I want to be left alone
>>224018437It wasnt a dream, it was real, it felt good
And if it was a white person then I wonI stay winning. Not that I like it
im on a seaweed dietif i see weeeeeeeeeeed i friggin smoke it hahahahaha
>>224018677I want a relationship, not just sex!
>>224018680He’s a /lit/ YouTuber, fake schizo tryhard who posts here and reposts gimmicks on his twitter but also one of the cuckposters so deserves everything.
>>224018545impossible that this would be cheaper per gram of ethanol than buying actual booze
we should rub our genitals together guys we'd feel better about life
Because it was good If it wasn't a white person then it's all that hurr durr with the woman and whatever they think you kno
imagine an old man weeping because he never got pussy
>>224018703oh, fuck him then
>>224018445Sneak into the blacked.com studio, get a front row seat to you know what
Hurr buck broken I'm a freak It wasn't real tho
>>224018716will be a sizable chunk of this general
>>224018716died an unfuckable chud award
>>224018723you could steal all the fake willies so they can't film
I'm a incel freak sex addicted freak
winter is coming, time to get the jumpers in, reckon i cop?
Imagine an old man wanking and screaming loudly as he spunks
>>224018756pretty sure there was a webm of that that used to get posted here
Imagine an old man bouncing up and down on it and crossing his eyes and letting his tongue hang out
had a dream where my sister (which would imply I was still in school in the dream) told me im probably going to go to prison for what I said about schoolgirls
>>224018716lol
>>224018743oh
i have sex and honestly it is not all it's made out to be. if you've gigafried your brain to porn your whole life you are going to be disappointed
imagine a black man naked
>>224018765I haven't cared about her in a long time
Quite the sultry evening we have here.
looksmatch in 2026
Bed time chaps, sleep well all x
Muslims pretend that people followed islam before Mohammed and they even say Jesus was a Muslim
honestly when I am old I know for a fact I'm going to spend 90% of my time and savings on mongering really nothing else to look forward to
Imagine a black man of genius level intelligence who was misunderstood and persecuted for his ideasYou are imagining Jason Arday
Having an awakening Becoming normal
>>224018815You have opened my eyes
do you think its moral for animals to rape
off to bed ladies
>>224018815this will be exactly how he is remembered in 100 years
imagine if gta 6 just bombs and everyone hates it and then the normies seethe and say videogames these days are shit lmao
At a certain age doing anything with your haircut is just gay Get it all chopped off or whatever
>>224018825They're animals, they operate on instinctThey don't know what morals are
>>224018836you'll trigger the yank again m8
>>224018836K (imagines it)
I have opened my eyesI am become Normal (subtle reference to can haz cheeseburger in the movie)
just got the most disgusting drink from the organic food store, some type of seaweed concoction I imagine white women love paying $10 for this vile shit
Let's say that Arday was a liar and a fraud. He made up his story. Let's just assume that for a moment. But why did he become the subject of over 200 national news articles by the UK mainstream press? Would they have done that for an average white guy? No, he was targeted because he was a blacksterThink about it
>>224018809Do they?
Mental how in real life Heisenberg said he ams become death!!1!11!!! in reference to the popular internet meme featuring cats eating cheeseburger accompanied by the text "I can haz cheeseburger!?"
Put my fingers down my foreskin and sniffing them
>>224018869Ktim
>>224018756I used to talk to a guy that constantly complained about living with his 70 yo grandpa because of how much of a sex freak he was.Like he would watch porn movies on the tv at full volume and invite prostitutes 50 years younger than him.
I'm so back Will update tomorrow however
>>224018865he also become a professor because he's black, so it's hard to separate the two it's the single thing that really made him famous at all
>>224018881in argentina? I guess that type of lifestyle only makes sense there, since hookers are like $50
Wonder why ktim caught on here but nowhere else
um anyway I'm in love
>>224018895you know its funny you mention this because the last piece of british slang on 4chan (t.b.h) blew up in popularity so fucking hard the mods had to filter it
>>224018862you'll change your tune when you do the first solid poo in months after consuming something other than mcdonald's
>>224018900is solid poo a side effect of these seaweed drinks? I don't think it has fiber in it
>>224018899Tbh still works
ok time to start my remote viewing training I guess it whatever it is
>>224018897Who are you in love with
>>224018892No, some caribean or central american country
>>224018917my animus <3
/brit/ should do a collective standup comedy routine
>>224018914Have you read picrel?
>>224018929Get her before she's gone
Look, man, the Tannhauser Gate? Those C-beams? Yeah, I've absolutely gotta kill all biological life! I mean, they glittered in there!
>>224018942i do this every day
Momberg is tired from all the cleaning, had to close the door so i dont see her struggling
>>224018963kek
>>224018950Based fellow Blade Runner fan!
Based 9/11 fan
Got an eye check up today and my sleep schedule is fucked
>>224018946tell us more about this book? is it any good?
>>224018988Idk I've been meaning to read it for years. There's a free audiobook of it on YouTube.
>>224018942What is the deaaaaaal with pussy
Assholes are gross. Mine is hairy and pooey, that's why I'm not gay
>>224019009honestly pussy is 100x more disgusting than any man's asshole
Assholes are gross. Mine is hairy and pooey, and that's why I'm not gay
>>224019027honestly pussy is 100x more disgusting than any man's asshole
Might start edging before bed so my pajama bottoms rub on my dick as it twitches while I try to go to sleep
>honestly pussy is 100x more disgusting than any man's asshole
>>224018946not yetshould I?
>>224019044Yeah but women are attractive to me and while men are attracted to me they're ugleh
>>224019023imagine how vile your mother's vulva must be for you to believe this is true
>>224019046*slowly rubs your thigh*Need any help?
>>224019050he has good takes on his show but then he'll derail the show with some gay shit like asking the audience how his hair looks or how he wants to lose weight. also acts like a bitchy gay guy towards the superchatters
>>224019078Are you a girl
>>224019092No
>>224019070Pussy is gross to be fair Yo Gotti says you have to eat pussy though. However I'm still working on googling the lyrics to fully deconstruct and then extrapolate information from the verse, wherever it may apply. This is because Yo Gotti says you should find a girl that reminds you of you, and after he talks about eating pussy it's himself aying his girl should bring home a girl and if she doesn't want the pussy she's not a real man (that is because she reminds him of himself)
hi
Too many Bongs ITT rn
So basically to be like Yo Gotti you gotta eat the pussy and you gotta eat your girlfriends' pussy
It Yoo Gaaawti
Rarity JOI
i should of Yo Gotted her pregnant when she was 17
can women tell if a man is spiritually lost
Wouldn't mind kissing Emma Watson on the pubis.
The thing about bums are, they're hairy. We all know that, right? but you never see a bum hairdresser.*a chorus of laughter explodes from the audience. camera cuts to random members of the crowd red in the face with laughter**i take a sip from my water bottle placed on a stool which looks much too tall to reasonably be expected to sit on*
>>224019172see normally you post about her asshole or her shit so this is a fairly unique post
>>224019171no
>>224019182
>>224019171No
>>224019186
>>224019186I already tried lucid dreaming. I can't do it
I bet she smells lovely
might go to india
>>224019182>>224019195Hi? If you're a girl HMU later (on 4chan)
>>224019199My grandmother was named Margaret.
>>224019207if you are looking to go on a spiritual journey I don't recommend it it's changed far too much and no longer has spiritual energy you may be seeking
stealing panties
>>224019213that's my mom's name you'll never catch me alive though, provided you were planning on gangstalking me
>>224019199*mogs her*
If you're planning to go spiritual journeyaleing just go stick something in your ass in the shower or spray water up there and relax your cheeks until you feel it
>>224019171https://www.latinmassdir.org/country/us/https://sspx.org/en/list-sspx-chapels
>>224019230This pig nosed bint isn't even the best Fanning sister.
let's get it started in herelet's get it started (ha)
Journyæling
>>224019230Uooh sexy chest and hexagonal top half of frame nice shojldsers*cum*
Love how the argument against "she's actually 6000000 years old" is that she looks like a child and that it's actually impossible to live for 6000000 years
And not that it's impossible for her to live that longAlso imagine the bodycount after living just one human life while not getting older
>>224019239I've gone to latin mass before and its a waste of fucking time can't understand a word they say, go through the motions and leave. it's retarded
>aha how old are you>Ummm I'm 6 million. Years old!>Hurr ok
>>224019278you didnt because then you'd know you get a missal that has all the words in english
How I long to spend a night with employed woman. An industrial sander, a bottle of vinegar and a pot of hummus.
I don't WANT Emma Watson to flush the jobby though. I want to have a look and a quick taste to ensure she's healthy. You can tell if a girl's healthy or not by the taste of her shit.
And apparently Marie Rose is 18
I swear when I was 18 I googled Marie Rose age and she wasn't 18. Reckon some shit went on and it got Barenstiened
i'm hungry but it's too early to eat anything
Futaba persona 5 age Anne Takanabi age Tickets to Japan
>>224019344whys that then
i'm the champion of poo
Emma Watson age in Harry Potter films
>>224019354simply can't be bothered to get up x
Tickets to Japan Is Japanese hard to learn or easy?How to speak English in Japan
RuneScape porn
big fan of this gimmick
Nice try
bathhouses in london are waymos available in londonbike route to bathhouse london
Mad how Queen Victoria had to say "I am not a muse" while us nobodies have to say we are not a cow/pig/food
>>224019405Are bathhouses like those Chinese spas? Is that how you get it in England? I want to pay to get my dick jerked off after a message and/or my back tickled
>>224019379I used to have a RuneScape gf when I was like 12. We would have virtual sex and stuff lol it was quite fun. I told her I was 16 tho (she was a schoolgirl from the UK).
*Christian Bale voice* on Friday's I pay the Asian spa lady to jerk me off while I do 1000 more stomach crunches
Plotting a trip on maps.google.com
what did sir kier starmer do to warrant his resignation? i miss him, this andy bloke is just not the same
>>224019436s
Didn't jerk off when I got a boner now I've got blueballs and the need to take a thunderous George W. in the loo
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Pro tip: trim your pubic hair with nail trimmers. Bunch up the hair and cut it that way. You'll get a much more even and nicer cut, G
might get huge
>>224019456he was too woke
>>224019472Lol
Two actual 10s sitting on claviculars lap and grinding on himYes I'm envious. Obviously
How to make hair go into dreadlocks
>>224019500a 10 can only exist in the eye of the beholder
Does getting cum in your hair and twisting it make hair go into dreadlocks Alcoholic malt liquor
>>224019500grow up
Where to get alcoholic malt liquor Is malt liquor just lager Caloric value of non alcoholic malt liquor
>>224019521rorkes search history?
Sir a second dreadlock is forming
>>224019510>>224019521sc
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Buy mp5 online legit
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Buy cheap conflict diamonds online cheap maximum conflict from Africa red diamonds cheap legit
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Got some beers downstairs. Might crack one of em open.
knew a white girl in hs who got dreadlocksapparently you just dont wash your hair for months so it gets really dry
Gemstone Buy . Gemstone online.eBay gemstones? ? Real gemstone cheap
Buy diamond encrusted MacBook online craigslist
Rape? Rape. RAPE.
Eminem Rolex
Alex Jones rape
>>224019645Rape (You) Later!
ok
https://youtu.be/iDKUKqeLIVU
IBM keyboard collectable?
Is Mercedes CL expansive to insure for first time driver
Malt liquor
malteser lol
Magic Herbals Which Reign From The Land of Africa
>>224019671>parade parade paray parade parade
Do yt People Get Drunk Of Milk
>>224019727...yh
>>224019631Did she stink?
>>224019741she had a very smelly pussy but i thought it was normal at the time
>>224019734>>224019734Damn whitey U Cray Z
Buy paper plates bulk
on the toilet
>>224018412this retard thinks every britbong is david mitchell when in reality most are more like this
>>224019285
Rorke in bed, yAM 6AM: Damn I forgot to learn Perl one-liners
>>224019804err what?
>>224019800Seems like daddy issues Vs mommy issues is more deeper than left and right...
Zis raspberry pi is Zor new Röuter... And you vill be happy zid it
>>224019800would love to see the type of person who comments on porn videos
My prostate is inflating like a big red balun
https://neolurk.orgreading the russian encyclopedia dramatica
Ou jaaaa I need ze poopie
>>224019800>Liked by creatorscr
I don't know why zog wants me to own a router so bad. Well maybe if I had one I wouldn't get spied on
Bump lol
nigga said bump
Coal mines run dry Was there a gemstone? ?
*drinks water*
Mad how the 8 pointed star is always the odd one out
The captcha seed changed like yesterday but this just gave me more info, heh
Want to go find somebody to love today, or (more like) in the next 3 months
gommunismXD
sir mentalist
>>224020014need to start loving myself (not wanking)
Contempt of involuntary celibacy
Sir Andrei Chikatilo
https://neolurk.org/wiki/Фaйв-o-клoк_в_тyмaнethey've done you
My ideal wife is Vodka from the anime horsegirl racing game Unamusune. She's so cool and has a nice butt in her special outfit
right
Wish I had 5 people to refer to betfair. Free £50 that
any isle of man man in
>>224020138Not allowed to post referral links here sorry gamble addict
OwO it is hump day today
dont know why im so sweaty and hot even though its nominally like 12c
Procrastinated a wank for so long that I don't have time to work out before going to the doctors for my jerrymandering
>>224020182Ktim earlier when I was trying to sleep. I hate that one bead of sweat per night that goes down my back and wakes me up just as I'm about to go to sleep baakaa!
I'm sof fucking over it all. what's the point. it's all a big nothing
Rorke might only shave his mustache to try and get the beard growth started at the tender age of 30
>>224020230alri livia soprano
Wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for ages is it? Thanks body I do love it when you do this
>>224020265What's waking you up at 1am every day? EMF from your wearable spyware fashion accessory? No but seriously
>>224020253honestly though, might as well just end it. what's the point in continuing on. there's nothing out there. it's over. it's over before it even began. don't cry for me, I'm already dead...
>>224020282i blame stress from work
>>224020265Maybe if you add another week (1+1) and take the average then on a scale from 1 to 2 the average will be 2.7 and it can be 1+1 over 1 = e
I need to be out the house in 40 minutes
>>224020288livestream it for us
>>224020295Might be losing 7-2.7 days of sleep per week to stress... No, you actually are when the sums range is from k to infinity
1+(1/2.7) =1.37037037037
>CCTV APPEAL AFTER MAN REPORTEDLY RAPED AT ROTHERHAM INTERCHANGE>South Yorkshire Police have released CCTV images as part of an investigation into the reported rape of a man in the toilets at Rotherham Interchange on Frederick Street. The incident is reported to have happened at around 1.45pm on 28 May.>Officers want to speak to the man pictured as they believe he could help with their enquiries. He is described as aged 30–35, of stocky build, with straight black hair balding on top and a short beard.
>>224020265e = (on a scale from 1 to k) 1+(1 over 2)2No 7
sir rape man
>>224020354Why's my willy gone hard at that
my balls take the brunt of it
If you buy a thing in 3s a lot, then sometimes you can buy just 2 of them and you might get 2.7 of the thing and then it is the natural log of growth, so you know you are buying it efficiently Bob Marley probably never knew about e
>>224020390fucked in the head presumably
>>224020354can't even go for a piss without being bumraped
>>224020354looks like rorke xD
>>224020390Hope you get raped
>>224020417is this good or bad?
>>224020413Oh stop it x
>>224020413Wtf !!!!!!
>>224020417>53.97>Sq rt of 53.97 / 2.7 = 2.72
~ e = (sq rt 53.97) / ~ e
>>224020472>>224020472>>224020472
headed to bed. good night
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