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Horse edition
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horses horses horses horses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5FrS5aQc50
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(Sq rt of 53.6070242881 / e)raised to the power of e / 9
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^e
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Gen Alpha has already started roasting Gen Z
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>>224020513
am i unc now?? i'm cooked twin
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what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
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>>224020513
ChatGPT AHH gen names
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Stinky britches
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>>224020485
Need to sex this girl up so bad.
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>>224020472
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>>224020513
Good!
how?
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>>224020513
GenZ RUINED it. 2023 was so peak..
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generations don't exist
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>>224020513
they will go bald even faster than we did let them have their fun while they can
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>>224020571
Um, sounds Marxist
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phone says its 13c but its so obviously not
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sucking a 'ade
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>>224020548
look at how stupid they are. they probably think it's windy, they have no idea they're on a moving vehicle. fucking stupid faggot horses
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>>224020605
mean and uncalled for
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>>224020602
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Mental how Chinese have names like Wu Fong Dong instead of names like Bill Chinaman, Joe Oriental, or Jack Chinky.
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listenin to avril^^
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i'm seeing two swedens
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they don't like it up 'em
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>>224020571
Kind of, the sad thing is you see people from age 12 to 35 use retarded speak and even dress the same cause of social media, it's embarrassing. There's no more - "my older brother and his friends showed me this cool band or show" and also everyone accuses everyone of being a pedophile if you even look at someone that's 5 years younger than you, at least in America and the west.

I got into so much cool stuff because of older people than me who took me under their wing.
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>>224020640
You're the wind beneath my wings
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>>224020690
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de bum blast
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>>224020702
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Zoomer men should be sent to die in war, social media ruined them unfortunately, reckon Gen Alpha will turn out alright because us Millennials have learned the dangers of unmitigated internet access
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>>224020604
Lucozade?
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do women like to lick ears? Seems a bit dirty
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>>224020723
ok well not like that
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>>224020730
yh
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>>224020735
Depends on the woman and the ears I reckon
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arsed it all up havent i
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second poo of the day
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>>224020785
no you haven't be quiet
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>>224020786
Not had any me
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>>224020785
What's wrong mate?
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>>224020803
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>>224020735
Idk but they like their ears licked and kissed softly
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>>224020740
lol jk bulgy bro
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Anyone else on the train?
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>>224020815
you have to tell me what's wrong so I can help
x
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I vibe coded a lot of stuff at my work.
Maybe it's time I actually understand what I made.
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>>224020819
probably
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>>224020799
Eat beans every day and you'll poop long turds thrice daily
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>>224020826
don't want to talk about it
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>>224020828
Is there anything that I could vibe code that would make my working life easier?
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people will only sign up for war when it becomes kino again
this is why we should be focusing on mechs, there's no honor in drones, it's disgusting, if we can develop mechsuits then people will be lining up to go blow each other up
I think the only reason this hasn't happened yet is the fear of someone in a mechsuit going rogue and doing a mass killing, which is a fair fear to have, and I'm not sure of any way to mitigate that, except having a killswitch installed for someone at homebase, but that causes problems of its own...
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>>224020828
programming is hard work

honestly the world deserves for software to go to shit because the average normie can't appreciate how difficult it is to code really simple shit like functions to draw vectors
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I'm so cosy in bed because I'm a WFH chad but I forgot to take the bins out last night so there goes my comfy morning
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the bunnies with ears that go down are the gay ones
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Kek imagine if it went bankrupt and closed down
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was on an empty train once and it went passed my stop, thought I was in big trouble
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ain't it funny seeing goopreet using timmy as an insult
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>>224020841
What is it you do?
>>224020845
I totally agree. I found myself making stuff using JavaScript for increased functionality on some things I've made for work, but I have no idea how JavaScript works. I only know a bit of SQL/HTML. However people love the work I've done so much I can't stop now. Dug myself a hole
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>>224020876
Financey management accountsy bits
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Absolutely STINKS of toast outside the premier inn
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>>224020863
Donald wont allow the wokies to crucify are mark
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>>224020886
Bizarre lie
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pizza for breakfast
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>>224020900
You the horseman? Ive got questions
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>>224020917
bizarre lie
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>>224020863
Glad Europe is standing up to this glorified nerd. The American system is too bribed by the tech industry and won't do anything.
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>>224020548
the little horse giving the other one a little nuzzle is cute
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>>224020886
racist dogwhistle
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>>224020919
No
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yeah well got 6 slices that have been in the fridge and I I'll be eating them cold
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>>224020927
Tech is government
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crickey not even that early but i feel tired af
>>224020917
had egg fried rice for rbeakfast yesterday
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>>224020948
As soon as I get paid I'm buyin a 'za
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>>224020948
that not help you poo mate
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the reason he made facebook is because he got rejected by a girl at his college
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My sixers mog your "football" teams
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Just remember if there's anyone with any worries this morning then don't worry mate.
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>>224020980
Whole story is made up, he's a frontman for govcorp just like are Elon
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>>224020965
I agree with that. And by agreeing with that this post will be logged in my file and used against me by Lord Thiehl and King Altman one day to justify my rehabilitation in the gauntlet.
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>>224020993
thanks mate, needed this x
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in bed, asmr on the laptop, /brit/ on the phone, eating pizza, now this is lush
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my twink feet fucking stink
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>>224021017
which asmr slag you got on? for me it's maimy
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>>224020883
I'm guessing you work a lot with spreadsheets? Find something you do which is tedious then just use an AI like Claude to automate your work. Whether it's macros within your spreadsheet or something you feed excel documents in.
I made an .exe file where you insert a 4chan URL and it scrapes and downloads all of the videos and images from the thread. Saves loads of time
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>>224020818
cheers lad
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bit of a chill in the air this morning
autumns here x
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>>224020993
gorr proper needed this just not gona orry about having wife and kids and being late 30 year old virgin incel
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>>224021025
not a slag one of the nice ones. might have a maimy wank later corr
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Used to have really smelly feet, all my footwear would fucking stink of that nasty rotten sweaty foot smell.

Then I started washing my feet with soap every day instead of just assuming the running water of the shower would clean them, and the smell's gone.
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>>224021056
I really wish England had the outdoor coffee machines you have in Bulgaria. Like one lev for a shot of coffee is amazing. And it doesn't taste too bad as well. In pernik they removed nearly all of them which is a shame. I was thinking of buying myself a machine, sticking it in the middle of the financial district of London and charging £1. I bet id make millions
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Might start using soap on my feet
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>>224020986
my club just sold a stake valuing it at $7.5bn, your shitxers have been utterly mogged
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>>224021095
wow fascinating story mr ogre
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whats stopping me borrowing a low interest loan from a bank and chucking it into a high interest savings account or cash isa with another bank?
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>>224021095
makes sense when you think about it
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>>224021024
fuck...
>>224021095
wow...
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>>224021135
limits in cash isa
highly unlikely you will get a loan that's lower interest than a basic savings account (which you will also have to pay tax on)
theoretically youc ould probably take out a large loan of 100,000 at say 4% put it in a 10 year gild at 5% "gauranteed 1%" except u gona lose more than 1% to inflatino so completely pointless project for you
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mad how it doesn't matter how ugly or weird you are there's always a freak homosexual willing to shag you
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>>224021135
Absolutely nothing. I've made 14% on my s&s isa this year. The market will never crash and it'll just go up up up, so you'll never lose money!
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Whats to stop me from building a clocháin in the hills surrounding a small town of new mexico and eating squirrels
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just an ugly evil little man
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>>224021192
But that's enough about you
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>>224021166
shame there's not a woman willing tod o the same :(
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>>224021201
yeah I was talking about me
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>>224021135
banks only give low interest loans to wealthy people
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>>224021201
I was talking about myself actually
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>>224021201
yeah that's what i meant
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was too slow to get a ticket for rolemodel today at the fringe even tho i was on the website and saw the blue slot i hesitated and missed it
ffs
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so lots of ugly evil little men in
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It's rorke excited for the Notting hill festival? Bet he can't wait to see BAMEs stab each other
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>>224021101
Yeah it's convenient, some coffee is better than other, depends on what the guy is using. Also you can get a pretty decent capuccino from some for like 1 euro. I stopped drinking coffee almost a year ago but I do make a frappe in the summer.
>I was thinking of buying myself a machine, sticking it in the middle of the financial district of London and charging £1. I bet id make millions
That's not a bad idea actually but there's probably gonna be regulation and some retarded tax.
Why did they remove em in Pernik?
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time for some brekkie
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>>224021157
had a feeling this would be the case. the system is rigged
>>224021173
sort of relevant to my post but not really
>>224021211
whys that?
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>>224021238
a rabble of ugly evil little men, as it were
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Any good jobs out?
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>>224021268
more a case of silly loopholes even a random person can figure out have been thought of many times before lol
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>>224021288
yeh i was being facetious really. i imagine that loophole was closed as soon as banking was invented many centuries ago
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They should let me have a house and a dignified and meaningful career
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blud is moving lugubrious wit it
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is it just lads who want to pretend theyve got a gf who watch that asmr crap
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>>224021282
my job is ok considering I'm a retard
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>>224021310
fr fr
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>>224021249
I get excited when I see BAMES on cruise ships. Sea adventures do the spirit good.
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>>224021262
white monster ultra followed by a strawberry ice velo for me
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>>224021316
it's just nice and quiet, don't like the gf sim stuff, do like wanking to the saucy stuff
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>>224020993
Kek I was literally thinking this (about women) while I was in the line at the GP
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>>224021258
Yeah my wife loves making fappes like your pic too.
I can imagine London would find a way to royally fuck me over, maybe I could put them inside offices.
I have no idea why they got rid of the machines, I do find the cups scattered around so there must be a machine somewhere. Maybe they get them from kiosks or non-stops instead. I remember always getting one when I walked past the train station into town. Maybe it's just me, but there was a distinct difference in taste between the post-soviet style one, which looked white with no branding on it Vs the lavazza ones you get now.
I had one in tryavna and ants managed to get inside the machine and into my drink.
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>>224021360
>making fappes
Ye olde fappe
Um x
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How do i thrive in the permanent underclass
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>>224021334
Original monster with no zero (on a diet) followed by left over walkers BBQ bugles for me
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cineby is shutting down. where am i supposed to watch my kinos now
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Walked away from someone while they were talking to me for the first time in my life today
Getting talked over when you interrupt someone TWO TIMES is nuts
Hearing someone keep talking to you for ages when you're walking away is nuts
Must be something mental or emotional
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>>224021375
have a job, don't spend all your money on drugs and cheap shite
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>>224021375
dunno m8, i'm a tarq
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>>224021383
fk skae bro major L goodluck on the os
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>>224021374
I spelt it correctly ummmm x ;)
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>>224021384
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*
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>Original monster with no zero
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>>224021384
clearly didnt happen today it's only 8.30nothings happened yet you're not even dressed
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>>224021399
Ktim
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that's the car's MOT done :)
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>>224021400
He's on a diet
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accidentally had a 3 hr nap OOPS
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>>224021385
Is a low level medicre government job or gig economy under-the-table hustling the meta in brazilmerica?
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>>224020548
Off on their hollybobs?
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original zero with no monster
IS WHAT THEY CALL ME IN THE PLAYGROUND
>>224021406
project on i'm about to get on a train
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fuck me it's raining
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>hollybobs
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these are the best dogs
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>>224020928
when the ltitle hrose does it it's "cute" when i do it to a girl in the club i'm "banned"
state of it all
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>>224020863
Man next to him has a head twice the size. Mad that
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>>224021360
>Yeah my wife loves making fappes like your pic too.
Nothing beats a good frappe with milk and a cigarette.
>I can imagine London would find a way to royally fuck me over, maybe I could put them inside offices.
If it's outside someone will try to take the money, if it's in an office it will be fine but there's probably gonna be some retarded tax, you should still check if it's possible.
>I had one in tryavna and ants managed to get inside the machine and into my drink.
Whoaa you went to Tryavna, I have a friend that is from there, it's such a cute little town. She got her grandmother to cook us a big meal, it was so good I'll never forget it, God bless the babushkas.
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shame on a nigga
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Where can I get patreon content free? The old .st domain doesn't work any more
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meta bumraped me in rotherham train station toilets
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>>224021451
gayporn.com has loads of vids
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>>224020986
>Teams that are in a closed league with no threat of relegation have more value to investors than one with jeopardy.
Wild
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>>224021459
Raped that cheapskate
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Going to remove all the fly traps now that I've prepared for it and now the big fly has stopped moving when I shake it and go have a 4 hour nap :)
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I'll probably chuck the $5 for video access to support the creator on their next batch of uploads after I download all these free ones permanently lol
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>>224021435
the best dogs are labs and golden retrievers.
best all rounders with the nicest temperaments.
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Huskies are the worst dogs
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>>224021498
did this with a lass on fansly
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Oh wow mark it lush! You've earned that it been a long day ooh yeah that's lush de lad and I mean lush
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Huskies are the worst of the fuckable dogs
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>>224021476
you'll do nothing
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screaning
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what a waster
what a fucking waster
you've pissed it all up the wall
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>>224021524
Oh he does it because he thinks he looks like Bradley from The Chase
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>>224021511
Yeah but they are so cute, especially when they are puppies. Man I miss Bobby so much, he was fat fluffy teddy bear and would come snuggle when he knew I was sad :(
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>>224021543
Yeah they're so hot. Half wolves are sexier though
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>>224021539
WHAT A WASTE
WHAT A WASTE
BUT I DON'T MIND
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https://youtu.be/SM2Q8AsPwyM?is=sBVbcyg2-c7j3IYw
Me as the white one
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Morning team feeling much better than yesterday reckon will be alright going to toil today will have to call in and let them know shortly currently drinking russian caravan tea it lush and I mean lush
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Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
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>>224021524
he's looking thinner in his face. I guess fat really does burn fat
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i do a poo before i leave the house and then i do another poo when i get to work
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proper cringey little tryhard petulant hat freaks pretending the gta 6 leaks look bad when they objectively look incredibly good
freak
you aren’t impressing anyone
probs the same people who pretend they don’t know who a very famous person or thing is when it is mentioned here
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>>224021589
waste not want not
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>>224021567
I drew a picture of how I imagine you look in your ALDI gear
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dosser posting hour is it
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>>224021589
mad how he was genuinely getting better, cut the weight right down, cut out a load of booze while he was of YouTube and now he’s worse than ever again
YouTube not good for him at all
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anyone want to get me a coffee?
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>>224021384
what were they talking to you about
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>>224021551
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Are we being raided?
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>>224021595
You on the left. Captcha: a <3
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>>224021616
The solar eclipse and how it wasn't their fault that it's boiling hot last night even though it's them with the heating on
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Thought this was /cum/ LOL
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do u guys think I should move into my uni accommodation at the earliest date or not? My mum keeps pushing me to
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Drank 750ml of coffee at 2AM between one wank and the next and just explosively shit into the toilet, which now has me worried as it is +1 to the raped screaming hypothesis
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>>224021611
>mad how he was genuinely getting better
When? I've been watching him for 8 years and aside from the time off he's always been the same
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>>224021441
It was such a cute place to visit. Stayed there for 2 nights to visit some friends. It's probably one of the places I'd want to move to years down the line. That being said, my wife's babka has some land in Delta Hill near Sofia we could use.
I can imagine the food you friend grandmother made was spectacular. My wife's babka lays out a feast whenever we go there, and of course it's all got to be eaten. I am going back in December :D
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>>224021674
your life seems extremely shit
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fukkkk my neck is getting so thiccckkkkkkkkk these neck curls paying off frfr
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>>224021601
I style my hair like Reze from Chainsaw Man, I don't wear glasses and I'm not fat
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i have dreams about going to uni at least once a week even though i finished uni 13 years ago
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>>224021706
ok
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i have trauma so yeah
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>the pills thing came about just from the workload. And the heroin thing came about because I just liked it. I mean, you ever done heroin? It's great. It's a fucking vacation for the mind, and I liked it. I liked it a lot.
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>mark starts talking about the global elite
>video abruptly ends
Ominous
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>>224021704
Only because I can't tell the difference between dreams and reality anymore
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>>224021258
When I was in my first years in uni frappe and cigarettes were the reason I would wake up in the morning.
Today it is considered a junkies and students coffee, everyone in de maderland has switched to freddo.
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in a cba mood
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dunno why the fuck Romania is so expensive now a couple years ago I got a studio apartment for £600 for a whole month now that barely even gets you two weeks.
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was going to make a prog rock album about coffee but I found out there's already one
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>>224021360
>my wife

FONT
she fit
ever shag her up the arse?
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Doing a cheeky download off of patreon free
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My life has vastly improved since even the start of last month, never mind 2, 6, or 10, or 12 months since because it has all been great
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I wish we all could live in peace
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fresh home off a 3 day ban!!!
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>>224021804
what happened
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>>224021812
me too
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>>224021825
Aura farming and progress as well. I almost didn't do anything yesterday after I said I would but I was able to be in the frame of mind that consistency is greater than quantity
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a mother who tortured and killed her baby with a hairdryer just got 6 years btw
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>>224021835
what utter rubbish
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Alan Vega was 39 when Suicide's self titled debut (a pioneering album was released)
Any uncs with creative dreams, don't give up x
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kek this has made my day already
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>>224021844
The state primarily exists to defend the ruling capitalist class's status quo and only tangentially exists to punish other crimes.
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>>224021866
and part 2. a real treat from the bbc
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Two random women have smiled at me. One of them looked at me twice and I looked back because I was so zonedout and she was looking back at me, which was a good look because I wasn't looking at her ass. The second one I looked at her for 3 seconds and she looked at me twice and smiled on the second one, while I managed to maintain eye contact
Also not sperging as much with the not random woman
Today I smiled at a guy (not in a gay way) and I don't think he saw but he is likely smart enough to know I was going to do it, and his imagination would be better than what I can do as I havent practised
Last month a group of 3 older women were sat on a bench and one of them might've whistled at me. I regret not looking to see but I jerked off to them all treating me like their dog together with one or two being married
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currently using my excellent home gym
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>>224021892
GIWTWM
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One other guy said I look good and his friend said I don't look like I smoke crack now
Another guy passed me and he was an adult, and I was wearing deoderant and when he passed he sniffed the air
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fucking screaming at this lads
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>>224021874
Borderline "the writers poorly disguised fetish" trope from the BBC/C (the real legitimate news of the UK not the porn)
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>>224021691
It's so nice there yeah and people are lovely.
>I can imagine the food you friend grandmother made was spectacular
It was so good. She made Pork Shank/Jolan with her sour cabbage and sarmi (both types) and a big pita and other appetizers, chushki ect...Everything fresh from the garden.
>My wife's babka lays out a feast whenever we go there, and of course it's all got to be eaten.
It's always like that :D What is a thing she cooks that you really like?
>my wife's babka has some land in Delta Hill near Sofia we could use.
That's nice, is it just land or is there house. I love that everyone here has a village where thei grandparents are from and you can go there escape the city.
We have a house in a village but it's 3-4 hours away from where I am, my dad and I are wondering what to do it with it, the village is almost empty, it's a good house though with a garden, since granny and grandpa died nobody has cared for it.
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>>224021844
you should know by now that the ruling classes care more about money than they do about human life.
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>>224021844
Yeah we heard and discussed this like 4 days ago. Were you asleep?
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>>224021874
don't see how rape is funny you fucking scum
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what the hell makes you wee like that
probably just a big drank a glass of water that makes me wee, sometimes
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Training has also been going well and got some reaffirmations for probably the right thing too
I'll have finished cleaning my house by the end of tomorrow if I stick to my schedule
I think if/when I get a gf I will study medicine or something
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you'll do nothing
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>>224021945
wait, misread the article I think
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Oh it's not porn it's just the French
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>>224021936
Nah I just don’t spend my life here like you mate
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>>224021890
Nice. Women can't resist a nice smile.
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omdz
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>>224021980
I have a terrible smile
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>>224021978
yeah sure. the queen died as well did you hear do you want to talk about that?
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>>224021980
I found some mirrors that just need a little bit of work to get up so I can start using them. They're good because they aren't bugged like the phone or laptop camera or my walls
You've got to practise the smile before it's nice otherwise it could be creepy (so is a lack of confidence though ever)
There are also two more books of something I read as a kid. I also picked up on something the other day which might be from the book "how to make friends and win people over" and I've got to read that to make myself more manipulation-proof
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>>224021947
I guess it has the effect of heroin where users puke first before the high hits. That's what I heard.
Also, sometimes I feel pre-sick and weak before I have to take a massive piss.
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>>224022007
Can talk about whatever you want mate
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>>224022007
fucking sent him flying
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I look at women's bums, hips and thighs all day at work. I don't mean as part of my job description I just mean I spend every waking second at work ogling my women coworkers from behind.
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>>224022011
>Also, sometimes I feel pre-sick and weak before I have to take a massive piss.
Do you take drugs? Or have abnormal cums? How is your cumming?
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>>224021990
this nigga was fucking monkeys!!!!
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>How is your cumming?
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>>224022040
and you were the result
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I saw one of the idetic memory autists on a YouTube video who knew every company by the meeting/shareholder call or aerial view of the HQ, which sort of pissed me off. I wish we could clone brains to throw these people in a big shredder and reroll their gift until they contribute something useful to society
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>>224022059
what do you contribute to society?
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>>224022024
ktim but my job involves driving around. if i see a woman with a nice arse walking down the street i will find some place to turn and do a mile detour to get behind her again for another look. its debilitating

also my car exhaust has a massive hole in it so its loud as fuck and they probably know exactly what im doing
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>>224022056
were all from somewhere
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>>224021990
Reminds me of the rare 4chan image of the explanation for why the people before homo sapiens went extinct which I didn't read. Something like the women could get impregnated by human men but their men couldn't get human women pregnant
The soviets are actual gigaretards though and failed at literally every single thing they ever tried except going to the moon
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>>224022059
Aren't you bored of this act now? Do you still find an erotic thrill from saying the thing not to be said in polite company at 34 mate?
Reckon it's time to grow up now ay?
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>>224022066
honestly I feel compelled to look at women on the pavement while driving as well. Like I cannot not do it. I'm certain that if I ever crash my car it will be due to paying attention to some random woman's arse instead of the road.

it's unclear what I expect to happen when I look at them but I feel I HAVE to do it
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>>224022065
I don't have a brain that can recognize which company it is saying hello from a 1 second clip of their phone call but hey maybe if these people had unions instead of the carpenters we would all have the benefits of these people doing something useful instead of paying £400 per square meter of flooring plus under carpet and top because "muh trade"
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the poor man is melting
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>>224022033
Drugs? No.
What is abnormal cummings?
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*waves at /brit/*
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>>224022088
>The soviets are actual gigaretards though and failed at literally every single thing they ever tried except going to the moon
Just not true, stop being such a credulous rightoid.
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>>224022106
well i didnt ask that so im going to assume you contribute fuck all to society which makes you a hypocrite (not the first time you've been told that)
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>>224022110
Do you ejactulate ok? Nevermind though if it's all fine... Does anything specific seem to make this happen? I know that it does with me
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>>224022098
this is like how brown niggas sit there vacantly staring at people, get it together
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>>224021334
Had some freshly baked bread (topped with poppy seeds) with some butter, cheese and prosciutto. Washed it down with some pepsi + lime.
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>>224022113
>Human x Chimp sex (wow thanks communism)
>Wheat or other foods (Genetic engineering)
>Computers (trinary or whatever the fuck)
>Chernobyl
>>224022123
>>224022095
You can't do it either so don't worry the gift isn't wasted on you
Chase them golden niggers. TO THE MOOON
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first shit in 3 days and it was the most painful shit ever, river of blood came out after the hard log

fucking opioids gave me the worst constipation of all time
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not really fair that i have to be me and not someone else
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>>224022135
I can't even deny it lad, spiritually I must be indian. The moment I set foot out the flat I am thinking about women and sex every second of every day.

just find them very attractive and lovely is all
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>>224022098
yeah i need to sort it out and start fucking prostitutes or something to get it out of my system before i run over someone at a pelican crossing because im craning my neck trying to get a look at a jiggly arse. i will say im very jealous of your work having women in it. do most of them wear slacks or skirts
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Actually the Nazis invented computers
Nazis 1 Communism 1
Throw autistic people into a big blender
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>>224022149
You're an evidently deeply stupid person whose mental, emotional and spiritual horizons have been entirely determined by 4chan, don't reply to me again.
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>>224022176
Nah and I left out the muh Russian invasion of Ukraine (another failure, damn) because it's not, but you can run away, coward. I was all out anyway
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>>224022157
become someone else then
give yourself a secret other name and every day do something that that better person would do and over time increase it until you're that person
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>>224022157
Don't split your personality up it will open you up to be manipulated by that anon. Kill the old self before you move on
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fomyeg
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>>224022176
its mousenonce mate
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mongs arguing about nazis vs communists sound like 10 year olds talking about how their dad could beat up your dad
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right so what the fuck was all this about then?
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>>224022175
Nazis were dumb and we don't have to entertain any of their beliefs BUT they invented almost of all of what led to the tech revolution and we desperately bribed them to come to America to teach us how they did it.
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>>224022231
soviet chimp experiments
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>>224022231
monkey
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All russian fanboys can do is A fuck chimpanzees to make more Russians B say the same thing over and over again like a pathetic faggot while they wait for their hammer and sickle carrot cake to get out of the carbon neutral oven at burning man before they go do in war 6 million at a time
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>>224022219
I wasn't being nefarious in any way, you need another vantage point from which to kill the old self.
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A Michael Gracy film DIRECTED BY Michael Gracy
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>>224022166
now that's an arse
>spiritually I must be indian
>The moment I set foot out the flat I am thinking about women and sex every second of every day.
That just means you have a good libido which is healthy.
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leftypol mate...
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>>224022263
Yeah it's called ego or super ego. And ego should die too. Throw that nigga in a bit blender and shatter it
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what I've found out from this exchange is that mousey doesn't know the soviet union doesn't exist anymore
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>>224022291
I don't care about Russia at all and they take up 0 time in my day because they never invented anything other than some good music
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>>224022288
Superego is the name Freud gave to societal restrictions' mental weight on you
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>>224022174
It's pretty rare that I get to see a skirt at work. Once in a blue moon one will wear a bodycon dress with tights which is great but most of the time they were women's trousers or even leggings.

>>224022280
thank you for your support
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>>224022296
they're all children of immigration because white proles are lazy and entitled and don't teach their children good values
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>>224022296
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going to a wedding in an hour. 15 hours of listening to people i dont know while sober and driving for 3 hours. fuck me dead
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>>224022312
Become that and shatter your self and ego you. But I don't know. You would see what to do when you get up there
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>>224022316
it's not nice having fit milfs with fat arses walking around in those dresses at work

i wank in the disabled toilet at least 3 times a week due to this
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>>224022316
>were
are you sure you arent physically indian
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boomers get on planes with their font size so big that a letter takes up half the screen and they just text shit like “the nigger next to me is so smelly”
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>>224022327
Why not have a few beers for 3 hours on the way there and have a better time both at the event and on the way back
Drink driving
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>>224022347
srcroaring
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>>224021933
Oh that does sound amazing, I can imagine getting some of that pork, some chuski and putting it inside the pitta with some snezhanka salad on top.
>It's always like that :D What is a thing she cooks that you really like?
I love the pork and chicken steaks she does, she makes a great shopska salad too, I love to just soak up the bread in the tomato juices. In fact she gave us tomato seeds, Pink and Beef Heart, so I grow them every year in my greenhouse. I chop them up, put a bit of salt on top and just eat it from the bowl. I love grilled peppers too, its probably one of my favourite foods. Speaking of food, for all of the times I have been to Bulgaria I have never been to a Happy's, it's silly, but they always have interesting menus even if it is a somewhat generic chain. I love visiting Jägerhof whenever I go to Plovdiv.
>That's nice, is it just land or is there house.
It's just land, she keeps telling us to build a house there one day, I am not against it, but I am not sure if its where I would want to move to, if I could I would move around tryavna, Balkchik or somewhere on the outskirts of Pernik so she is near her family.
>I love that everyone here has a village where their grandparents are from and you can go there escape the city.
Yeah most weekends we go to their village which is about 30 minutes away by car, her cousins and whatnot also come along too so everyone gets to be together, something my family doesnt really do in England sadly.
>We have a house in a village but it's 3-4 hours away from where I am, my dad and I are wondering what to do it with it.
Can't you renovate it and use it as a holiday house or somewhere to escape to? There is this house in the middle of nowhere on the border with Serbia and it would make an amazing getaway place. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/173335658#/?channel=OVERSEAS
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>>224022316
>thank you for your support
np lad :)
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>>224022312
Does anything in particular make your toilet issues happen more often? Foods, drinks, time of day?



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